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/pdg/ - PAYDAY: The Heist & PAYDAY 2 General

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Previous heist: >>85379754


>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>PD2 Player Statistics:
http://pd2stats.com/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://www.pd2skills.com/

>Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/AThVDJk.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage Spreadsheets:
http://pastebin.com/Byp0h6Sc

>Big Oil Engine Calculator:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group for Good Goyim:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HvCwNVxF

>Eternal Daily Dose:
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
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wich payday wuld u heist
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>>85423856
That has to be a shoop
>my face when that picture is legit
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>>85423856
story nao
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>>85424118
mai husbando
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>>85423856
r8 my mask
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>first infamy
>im glad its over
>pay those 200m
>all shit gone, but thats fine
>time to grind shit back
>go to crime net
>looks like this

;_; Why....
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>>85424312
You're level 31?
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>>85424127
I'd fuck that spider.
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>>85424312
I don't get it. What are you whining about?
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>>85424312
Jesus. Is that what it looks like post-infamy? My eyes hurt.
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>>85424302
Needs dosh material.
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What's a good build for ghost that won't make you fuck-all useless in loud DW stuff?
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>>85424127
That is fucking disgusting.
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>>85424608
Not ghost.
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>>85424608
>>85424693
sadly.
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Why don't people ever use the stryk? It can be pretty accurate if you have basic sharpshooter and switch to single fire, it has absurd fire rate if you want to dps, it has a huge mag even before you extend it, is decently concealable and is fun.
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>>85424693
>>85424730
B-but
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>>85424654
They taste fucking awful and tickle really bad but they can't hurt you and are pretty cute.
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I want to make a Deathstroke mask but the customization is awful and the orange colors are pathetic.
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>>85425043
Deathstroke this *unmasks wang*
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>>85423856
>Ahmed is shot by clown men
>He make rpg launch before he die
>Clown men hurt very badly
>But then one yell "GET THE FUCK UP"
>and clown men advance
>One of them has a saw
>I do not know why
>They are very close
>I hear Hasan, they ask him to see hands
>They say again and again "let me see those hands"
>it must be new american torture.
>I hear screech of falcon then someone whisper in my ear
>"The safe word is police brutality"
>Allah save me
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>>85425209
10/10
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Nice game you faggots

bought it today, played through that weird safehouse thing and used the laptopn

Now all missions i pick are super hard difficulty and i get kicked all the time.

Pic related, they all say Death wish
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>>85423856
TFW the US government will never pay you to take down ISIS
>steal all their guns for more cash
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Don't most games transfer host or some shit
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>>85425645
Paul Bronson please
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>>85425712
Host migration 2 hard 4 overkill
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>>85425645
Is this a ruse? I don't get it.
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>>85425645
>all say DW
>most are no skulls or one skull
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>>85425712
That's shits too advanced yo
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>>85425810
>>85425831
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>>85425719
>>85425810
>>85425831
So thats normal then?
Can i turn off the yellow glow? Hurts my fucking eyes
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>>85425712
Can we talk about this for a second?
Why do we need to wait for someone to join?
Why does the game freeze?
I never saw that anywhere, not even on facebook games wtf
Also, how come that pirateperefection gets rid of that?
Why?
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Anyone want to do some achievo hunting with me?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Interlawl/
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>>85425930
If you are serious

The yellow glow means that you are getting bonus experience for doing those heists. The little + sign above the heist. The most + the greater the bonus experience at the end. Just do one of them and the + will go away.

I have - - - on this Jew Store because I did it over and over again. Which means I'm getting an exp penalty instead of a bonus.
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>>85425712
Most games are made by competent developers.
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>>85425930
The glow is entirely different from difficulty.

If you play a single mission a bunch of times in sucession, it eventually starts to get a -exp modifier and a red glow, bsasically telling you "Hey, go and do something else for a while".

Conversely, if you haven't played a mission in a while, it'll get a +exp modifier and a yellow glow, telling you "Hey, if you don't want to stare at the fucking sun every time you open Crime.net, go play this mission".

Difficulty is determined by the number of skulls under a mission.
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>>85426149
>Why do we need to wait for people to join?

Literally makes no sense. In L4D2 the bot keeps playing until the guy actually joins the match. It might show his name but it is still the bot playing
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>>85426257
that's not how it works, if you play a certain mission too much, it will give you neg exp and then boost other missions by that exact amount. There's a default value so you can have bonuses without negative missions

it's still stupid
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Do we have a "build" compilation of most used Weapons+ Skills?
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>>85426324
>In an alternate universe, Valve made Payday and Overkill made Left 4 Dead

How do you think it would have been?
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>>85423856
Features of hoxhud I want:
killcount next to names
push to interact
features I don't want:
everything else

Anyone got those two scripts?
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>>85426582
Payday would have tons of fucking custom heists, weapons, and enemies.

L4D would be dead in the water since mods are the only thing keeping it alive at this point
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>>85426587
You can literally just get hoxhud and disable everything but those two
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>>85426587
You know, huxhud is full of ingame options right?
I actually have almost all of it disabled, it's kinda great what they did
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>>85426587
http://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/payday-2/117464-lua-snippets.html
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>>85426805
>>85426883
Yeah, but you still have to go to their page every update, and join their steam group.
just those two so that I could put it in my lua folder and forget about it would be great.
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>>85426996
?
But that's retarded anon
just join who gives a fuck, and besides, huxhud breaks sometimes cuz of updates so u would need to do it anyways
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>>85426805
you can't disable assault info
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>>85427132
olipro please leave
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>>85427197
Who gives a fuck if you can't?
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>>85427132
>Just join the group goyim what's the issue?
>Do you have something to hide? Are you aspergers?
>Just join the group.
>Just join our group.
>Just join.
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r8 try not to h8 too much

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mSpLmhJeFBCDa:eeDa:ghEfCa:fKlMiJeFGcDa:pO8::
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>>85427132

>just join who gives a fuck

Then why do you?
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>>85427132
I literally only want these two features, without the crashes and cancer that comes with haxhud.

if you don't have them, you need not respond with "just get hoxhud goyim"
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>>85427297
see
>>85426805

?
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>>85427197
its only when you host and easily ignored
but yeah, you should be able to if you go in the tweakdata.lua and scroll down to

self.disable_enhanced_assault_indicator = false --Change to true to disable the enhanced assault indicator that shows when you're hosting a game.
self.assault_phase_text = self.local_strings.hoxhud_assault_phase_text
self.assault_spawn_amount_text = self.local_strings.hoxhud_spawn_amount_text
self.assault_time_left_text = self.local_strings.hoxhud_assault_time_left_text
self.phase_map = self.local_strings.hoxhud_assault_phase_map

and set it to true
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Actually, I found out that bronco is a decent bull killer
things fucking destroys their plate, its damn great
I learned how to aim it, so it's fun as fuck
Another weapon is that rifle idk the name now, but u know, the one that isnt a sniper but it kinda is

it's not that bad, the ammo is shit tho
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Which perk tree allowed for sanic speed armor regen?

Hitman, I think?
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>>85427643
>the one that isnt a sniper but it kinda is
The Rattlesnake? or the Gewehr 3?
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>>85427643
>the one that isnt a sniper but it kinda is
m308 was the meta dozer killer back in the day.
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>>85426582
>Payday 2 has different heisters
>New heisters are relatively enjoyable except for one bland character everyone hates
>HB is instead a heist where NewHeisters are breaking into a MaxSec prison, being helped by Dallas and Wolf
>Chains manning a MG while the police raid keeps going
>Finally get to Hoxton's cell
>Open the door to be greeted by a Skulldozer
>After killing him, you find Hoxton dead, with a rifle and mask in his arms
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>>85427513
pal i was just trying to help u out and inform you a bit, stop being a fucking cunt
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>>85427764
>i was just trying to help u out and inform you a bit
You are terrible at it, please don't try to help anyone in the future.
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>>85427709
no, m308
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>>85427764
>I was just trying to inform you.
>lol who cares if you want hoxhud or not just get it goy.
Haxhudshitters.
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>>85427764
>pal i was just trying to help u out and inform you a bit
You failed at both, faglord.
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>>85427764
see
>>85427889
he's right, you know.
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>>85426582
Payday 2 would have hats to go along with the masks. Hat and mask trading, excellent balance, and be hailed as yet another Valve hit.

L4D would have flopped due to rampant glitches, and the smoker being OP as shit.
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>>85426582
Payday is now CS with masks.
L4D is now Payday with zombies.
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>>85427132
>>85427764

>u

This is 4chan, not your fucking normalfag site, type the extra two letters you felch gargling faggot
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>>85428159
>GUYS, THE GAS CANS, GO GET THEM
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>>85428298
/r/ing the Vlad gas station heist plan
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>>85428231
>felch gargling
>felch
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>>85428398
try googling it.
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>>85428159
>L4D is now Payday with zombies.
Wasn't L4D already Payday with zombies?

yes I know which one came first
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>>85428298
GUYS, PILLS HERE, COME GET 'EM
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>>85428298
>DON'T SHOOT SURVIVORS
>HANG ON, I'LL TRY TO GET FRANCIS CURED
>THE ZOMBIES ARE WILLING TO TRADE. GO FIND A TIED UP SURVIVOR AND TAKE THEIR BRAIN
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Is counter strike mandatory?

I'm making a masterfugger :DDD build, but it fucks up muh pistol messiah
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>we will never get a cops vs robbers mode where your taser and cloaker buddies lie in wait while you bulldozer through the front door as a distraction
Why overkill.
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>>85428732
If by mandatory you mean fucking useless junk then yes.
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>>85428732
Counterstrike would only be a good skill if it was automatic and didn't require a chargable melee weapon.
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>>85428806
Because it's not a pvp game.

There are tons of fucking pvp games out there, go play one of them.
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>>85429079
And for every pvp game there's 7 pve games, what's your point?
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>>85429025
>inb4 haxhud implements this
Look what you have done.
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r8, h8 and contempl8 but don't get ir8 m8s

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mSolMhIJegBDa:eDa:tda:ghEfCa:fKijEfGCDa:pa8h3O8::w9-1-2-3-17-21
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>>85429258
fugg i forgot to ace pistol messiah
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probably a stupid question but why are bad people called "shitters" here? what's the origin of the term?
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>tfw saw people stealth it on "normal"
why the fuck
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>>85428732
It's useful for shields if you don't have something anti-shield or iron man ace. You can push back when they bash you and then shoot them as I understand it.
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>>85429502
Yeah, why didn't they jump straight into deathwish as soon as they started.
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>>85429502
Stealthing isn't that much different on DW than on normal. Why'd they do that, cuz they're shitters. You don't need armor on normal to be able to tank everything.
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>>85429472
Because they're shit, obviously.
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did anyone here ever beat the big bank on deathwish? is it even possible
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>>85429843
It is, I could join up with you if you want
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>>85429843
It is soloable loud.
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>>85429843
Loud, I assume?
It's very much possible, people have soloed it.
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>>85429502
Probably because they want to be able to do it loud if they screw up instead of just restarting endlessly. Isn't that how the game is supposed to be played?

If they have saws though then they shouldn't be doing it on normal, you're right.
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>>85429502
>mfw people go loud in go bank
casual filter: the heist
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>>85429887
nah nigga...way to low level for that shit
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>>85429973
Stealth in that heist is annoyingly RNG-dependent.
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>>85429973
That place was a nightmare before they nerfed it.
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>>85429973
Why not? it's way more fun.
>>85429984
What level are you, anyway? Have you completed any loud deathwish heists?
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>>85430054
level 78....and yes.
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>>85429843
It is possible, though I'm a stealthnigger so what do I know.
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>>85429472
Ahirrwea ia jurar RWEM DOE VWIN Vs
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>>85430034
I love stealth in GO bank, one of my favourite heists. You can't just shoot 4 guards and set up a drill or just have your spotter mark the few guards you can't kill while you wait for them to move. There is actually time pressure the need for multiple people and adapting to new developments.
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>>85430137
just curious, what's your loadout like? do you meta?
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>>85430235
still havent managed to complete the GO bank on stealth.
it really is different than the others, with the phone calls and that stupib blackmailer.
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>>85430424
it's fun, I've completed it with friends a few times.
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>>85430424
It's a lot easier now that they nerfed it.
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>>85430424
The trick with GO bank is to play with people you know and set out what each person is responsible for beforehand.
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>>85430604
How did they nerf it?
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>>85427604
hitman
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>>85430681
The civs never stopped spawning and there was a total of 5 guards.
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>>85430329
loadout is pretty terrible
primary:
JP36 with mid-scope and laser sights.
or reinfield with close range sight, (which everyone shits on for some reason)

secondary:
usually a loco
or a silenced STRYK for stealth
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>>85430681
Before there was 4 guards inside, a possibility (more like always) for 2 gensec to arrive and a guard sitting in the toilet. That's 7 guards. That means you had to answer four pagers, get the dom and joker the toilet guard and finally get the double dom on the gensec.

Now there is 2 guards inside and a possibility for two gensec guys standing outside and if you kill them then Hillary Clinton wont send more guards there.

But there's still unlimited civs during the timelock.
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>The Falcon can reach 68 damage and be reduced to 0 accuracy

I want answers, Overkill.
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>>85430930
If the gensec isn't standing outside then they have a chance to come and check things, not if they're already there.
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>>85431092
they will usually phone in afew mins after the lock is done
once you dispose of them, eventually a swat team will arrive so ya'll wanna split with the goods
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>>85430781
>jp36
terrible

>not semi auto gun for stealth
you might accidentally break glass
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>>85431263
You know you can press v to turn the stryk off full-retard, right?
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>>85431251
The police chief calls a bit after you've dealt with the police patrol and gives you a time limit (1-2min iirc) until he calls the alarm, but that should never be an issue.
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>>85431393
I didn't. I don't use it.
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>>85431393
Stryk still has awful accuracy.
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which perkdeck does /pdg/ like the most?

armorer i guess, but i still wonder
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>>85431501
It also works on assault rifles. Switching to single fire also boosts accuracy if you have sharpshooter.

>>85431556
10 accuracy is more than enough for stealth.
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>>85431684
Rogue because muh dodge.
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I wish you could visit friends safe houses and look at their guns and masks and vaults

And maybe rob people's vaults who you don't like

And like
You could set up and purchase defenses for your safe houses
And you could pretend to be somebody's friend
And scope out the safehouse
Then rob them later

The amount of money you can take could be based off of how well defended their safe houses are
Never able to rob them completely though
And maybe have a cooldown after being robbed so you can't get robbed constantly
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>>85431838
Is this MGS5
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>>85431838
I just want the safehouse to replace the planning phase lobby. Mirin' other people's vaults and dicking around on the firing range while the host uses the little computer to find a heist to play.
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>>85431684
Rogue
I tried Armorer for a short while and maybe, maybe if I stuck with it to the very end it'd be interesting but as is it's just way too weak to compare to the other trees, especially early on
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Before I reset my points how does this look? Planning on suitrogue with a car4 modded for concealment so I get the most out of sneaky bastard and low blow
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mda:eDa:tda:gNOklhEFGCDa:fqroKMJEFGCa:pR8o8::w10
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>>85431949
No, that's Max Payne.
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>>85431980
I'd rob a bank or even steal a plane for that.
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Best perk tree for a Techforcer? I've maxed out both Muscle and Armorer and I'm working on Crew Chief. Muscle seems good for pure health, Armorer for armor, and Crew Chief a hybrid.
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>>85425209
>>85425685
>>85424127
Thanks Obama

you had

ONE JOB

Chains maks

what does Dallas have going for the military?

a flag that's it, stop being tricky
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>>85431980
Eh, why bother? That's an entire seperate level you'd have to load EVERY FUCKING TIME you want to play a heist. That's retarded.

It's a menu, it doesn't have to be any more fancy than that.
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>>85432370
Armorer is better on the really long heists or on deathwish because you get more out of the armor bonus the more times it recharges and the less health you get after being downed. Muscle is good for shorter heists or when playing on overkill.
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>>85431998
I'd suggest this then: http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mda:eIEFgDa:tEbDa:gklhJEFGCda:fqroKMiJEFGbCa:pR8o8::w10-2-12-14-16-25-26-43-46
Those really aren't going to help you sneak much and are costing a LOT of skill points
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>>85432370
Muscle
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>>85432483
Why does she have an orange slice in her hair?
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>>85432501
Because it'd be fun
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>>85432370
>ICTV 24/7
>only way to get fast weapon swapping is by taking Rogue
fuck
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>>85432806
What's wrong with aced lockpicking and ecm overdrive?
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>>85423856
>xbox version
poor goys
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>>85433640
They very rarely come into play
>Rats day 2
>Firestarter day 2
>Four Stores
>Ukrainian Job on Overkill or below
>Harvest and Trustee variants
Probably a few more, but it's not many heists and even heists that have it it's usually just optional or speeds things up when they can easily be done by other means (C4, saw, key cards, etc.)
Although aced ECM Overdrive could be fun on the new Hoxton Breakout
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>>85433640
Waste of points, ghost tree is for stealth, not much use for anything else.
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>>85433640
Aced lock does nothing to titan safes. ECM overdrive is fine but often useless.
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>>85433172
Sitting around waiting for one level to load just to be able to load an entirely different level doesn't sound fun.
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>>85433640
The only times I can think of ace lockpicking being useful are
>Go bank if in a hurry
>Nightclub if there's a dude that would see the drill in the top office
>Big bank

Really, really niche
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>>85434314
My fantasies don't have load times.
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>>85434401
Your fantasies a shit.
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I was a dumbass and posted in the old thread. Are people tired of Fugmasters yet? Here's my go at Triple Pistol Jesus. Anything I could do better?
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mRSOlmhIJFgDa:eeDa:gECa:fNKIEfGDa:iba:pH8::
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>>85434314
It would be if Overkill learned how to program so loading a safehouse didn't take as long Shadowraid
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>>85431731
right, I meant I don't use the stryk
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What if there was a skill that let you do everything 5% faster
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>>85436129
It was in the first game.
It was utterly worthless.
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>>85436193
Were you forced to take up shitty skills to climb up a skill tree in the first game?
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>>85434495
It's still a whole extra unnecessary loading screen that serves no purpose but to slow the game down.
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YES

AFTER MONTHS OF GRINDING JEW STORE, THE RNG HAS FINALLY GIVEN UP THE 42ND

I. AM. FREE.

And it only took running out of gun mods, and probably getting 2-4 of each material, pattern, and colours to finally get to this point.

Fuck the RNG.
Fuck it forever.

Now all I need to do is get to V-100 and I'm done until they release more infamy tiers.
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>>85436378
no worse than the rng cards
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>>85436724
dude I've been V-100 for like 200 hours and I don't even have all mods yet
chill your grindin
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>>85437627
tfw no heat treated body for the 552
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>tfw multiples of every weapon mod and at least 1 of every non-infamous mask
>tfw none of the good patterns
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>>85436724
You're a sad and pathetic little man.

I wanted a particular material, pattern, and colors for my mask. I never grinded for it. I just played the damn game and let it happen naturally. Eventually I got to 100 and I finally collected the exact things I wanted for my mask just by playing the game for fun. And experience I guess
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>>85437997
wow aren't you just so special
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>>85438039
>>85437997
I did the same thing actually. time goes by so much faster if you just play for fun. granted now I'm III-100 and don't have all the masks I want, but still
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>>85437997
Fuck off Oyveyshill.
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mallcrasher is hard
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>>85438602
Post mod
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>>85438602
It's piss easy to stealth.
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>>85438602
oh god that mod
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>>85438602
>STEALTHFAGS GETTING BTFO
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>>85438602
>GUYS THE MALL GO CRASH IT
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>>85438680
>>85438748

woefully incomplete, but here.
http://pastebin.com/24pNT5YJ

- ['lib/managers/localizationmanager', scripts\changeStrings.lua]
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>>85438602
Yeah well that's not all that's hard
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>>85431684
>how to fail shadow raid
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>>85439042

>"Guys, the cards, go pick one."
>>
what should I use for a secondary? I don't like the loco
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>>85436724
I started the game with the 42nd, what the fuck?
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>>85437318
Which I also don't like, especially since they serve no purpose at all, your random reward is determined before you even choose a card. I wish they at least had some choice, like three random cards face-up.
>>
>Two shitters die getting blasted by cops
>The assault wave comes to an end
>I take a cop hostage, and free him to get one of the shitters loose.
>I then take another cop hostage. He is down on the floor with his cuffs on.
>The shitter immediately kills him before I can trade him for the other shitter
>I take another cop hostage. Again, he's blatantly down on the floor with his cuffs on.
>The shitter kills him again.
>I take another cop hostage.
>Shitter kills him.
>I say fuck this and start hauling bags to the truck.
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>>85438602
>>85439042
Oh god, how do i use this?
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>>85439467
You got 1 random mask for buying AT
>>
Modelswapbro, are you here?
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>>85439562
Set it as a postrequire. In your pd2hook, it should look like this.

PostRequireScripts:
- ['lib/managers/localizationmanager', scripts\changeStrings.lua]
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>>85439556
>not kicking the shitter
Once is shitter being a shitter. Twice is shitter being a kickable shitter. Three times is just trolling.
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>>85431684
Why does this image make me so fucking angry?

>>85439570
Well shit. I feel bad for the anon who had to grind for it.
>>
>>85439449
A gun that you like.
>>
>2014
>not being rich
>>
>>85439668
Nice brody, thanks a bunch
>>
>>85439449
Street sweeper
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>>85439673
I wasn't the host.

inb4
>not hosting
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>>85439683

Because you realize it's taken him 32 minutes and he can still fail it entirely on account of RNG. And because that's Overkill Stealth™
>>
Guys, i just went to see Jhon Wick, was pretty cool.. but i have a questions /pdg/, how to recreate wick guns in payday 2?
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>>85439449
judge
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>>85439949
What does wick use?
>>
>>85439449
>>85439803
>>85439968
I should rephrase that I don't like shotguns.
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>>85440027
Uzi
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>>85440005
he used a lot of guns, but i think in all pistols were the mods that came with him, about the guns themselves, i didn't really pay much attention but they looked like glocks
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>>85440027
Then use a sub buggering machine gun you tosser
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>>85439949
the chimano compact is a glock 26, uh
I don't know about the longslide p30
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>>85440027
so, use something that is not a shotgun
>>
>Shot shells in .410 bore are not considered especially effective in personal defense; for instance, there are only three (21⁄2" shell) or five (3" shell) pellets in 000 buckshot.

How many pellets does the Judge fire in PD2?
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>>85423856

>Join a public game
>Kicked before I load in
>Join another public game
>Kicked before I load in
>Join one more pub game
>Kicked before I load in

I don't understand. If people don't want pubs in their game why don't they make the lobby friends only or private?
>>
>>85440027
Signature .40
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>>85440196
six

but dont expect overkill to know things about guns
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>>85440268
it's not pubs, it's you.
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>>85440268
are you v100?
>>
>>85440169
>>85440005
Damn, i just found a fucking Internet Movie Firearms Data Base

Time to recreate guns in payday
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Show me your dance moves, /pdg/
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>>85439042
how do you find out the string names?
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>>85439795
>imblying i'm not filthy rich
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>>85440661
crouch and uncrouch slowly while ADSing up and letting go of ADS to look down
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>>85440769
Damn, now that was tricky
>>
>>85439795
>2009 called
>Opulence they had it.
>>
How to get "Not today" achievement? My nades go right through the cloaker.
>>
>>85440939
shoot one that's already bashing someone and just hope you get it
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>>85440787
>ADSing
what
>>
>>85440926
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjWYbcbpiWA

Why do I find russinglish so fucking hilarious? Also Vlad. My god he has some of the best lines in the game.
>ohhhh
>hmmmm
>ohhhh
>poor dmitri
>hmmmmmmm
>oooooooooooooooh
>>
>>85441112
aiming down sightinsg
>>
>>85441112
aiming down the sight
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>>85440409

:^)

>>85440570

No, I just started playing again and I hit I-54. It happens pretty often but I've never been kicked before I load in more than once a day, much less 3 times in a row.
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>>85441276
just shit hosts, you're better off not playing with them
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>>85440661
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>>85440709
Playing through the missions with "testAllStrings" set to true.

>ipad
>>
so um i added a guy from pdg to do some achievements
>lets do king of the hill!
open up UK hard
i joke around and talk shit a bit
>OMG are u like lietarly autistic?!!!
>um m8 u an autist?
>haha ur so autistc m8
>HAHA NICE ONE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE M8 IM SO BUTTHURT M8 HAHA U GAY M8?

why do people post about wanting to play a co-op game with someone if they're such an unpleasant cunt?
wat
>>
>>85437997
Some of us have been playing for over 500 hours and still don't have a pattern we want.
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>>85439949
Raven with compact holosight
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>>85441162
>tfw he starts singing and I'm the only one who knows the words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfvkmJ7AR0
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>>85441638
Just remove him and find someone more sociable.
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>>85441638
>>
>>85441758
I don't know why the KSG is even in Payday 2. It's a subpar riot shotgun, but it's being shoehorned into video games as the nest greatest thing. The biggest gimmick of the gun isn't even showcased in any of the games that feature it, all they do is show off "lmao2tubes!! 2!!!"
>>
>>85441638
>i joke around and talk shit a bit

Why do I get the feeling you were being a bonafide asshole to them?
>>
>hosting
>some guy acts like an idiot
>call him out on it
>WHY YOU SO MEAN
>kick him

Feels god man.
>>
>>85442039
because it's tacticool.
>>
>>85442054
nah but i could tell this nigga sits on 4chin too much
he insta called me an autist for some reason
also, it was kinda funny in the end cuz he was also wayyyyyyyy too sensitive
>oh hey man u MUST BE BRITISH!
>OH YEA I AM HOW DID U FIGURE THAT OUT HA?ARE U A DETECITIVE NICE JOB AUTISTS!!!

he just spoke in memes mostly, after he ran out he just stayed quite then he removed me after
>>
>>85442316
I wish I was there to see his spaghetti drop
Retards on the internet always make me laugh
>>
>>85442039
Pretty sure the thought process went something like this: Golly gee this looks cool, hey lets put this in our game!
>>
>>85442475
Out of all the cool guns in the world, why don't they add the space magic and slav ones.
>>
>>85442475
The KSG doesn't have an airsoft model, so how did the Swedes find a model to make for it?
>>
>>85442475
>lol guys judge looks so cool so lets put a suppressor on it!!
>no one at Overjew knows anything about how guns work or why this would not function as intended
>>
>>85442572
Maybe they got a gmod model?
>>
>>85441774
Could their hats be any larger?
>>
>>85442564
You answered your own question. Slav guns are not cool.
>>
>>85442572
Keanu Reeves lent them one
>>
>>85442679
Sometimes fun and gameplay take over reality.
>>
Modelswapper are you here?
>>
>>85442720
>Slav guns are not cool.
I'll fite you m9
>>
>>85442706
Possibly
>>
>>85441550
Can I have the script? Google is actually empty for once.
>>
>approaching 400 hours counting the times when I've left the game running idle for varying reasons
>level 97

Is this normal? I feel like I should've been through a lot faster.
>>
>>85442721
"I won't let you model my face and use my voice, but feel free to model this prop gun I got from Hollywood."

>>85442739
Fun confirmed to be an illusion for incompetent gaylords who cannot understand ballistic performance.
>>
>>85442469
i just remembered somethin
he was with a friend
i say
>guys got any jokes to tell?
>if u want to laugh, just go to your election
>other guy asked about how our "politics" are doing
what the fuck?
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>>85442720
>Slav guns are not cool.
I will fight you.
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>>85442572
Probably just based it on pictures
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Is steam kill?
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>>85442572
maybe you can import one if you have a collector's license or something
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>>85442739
They could have given some half assed mod that's a "modified frame" that was just a different color cylinder and said it was made to block off the cylinder gap so you could put a suppressor on it
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>>85442828
Fun has always been the go to excuse for shtters that ran out of excuses.
>>
>>85442818
what difficulty do you play on?
>>
>>85442920
I think so
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>>85442862
>if u want to laugh, just go to your election
Kek
>>
>>85442862
well it is midterm elections
>>
>>85442828
Keanu's Cool like that, he's just too busy killing russians to do voice acting right now
>>
>>85442949
The Raging Bull doesn't have a suppressor and neither should the a Judge.
>>
>>85442920
>>85443016
guys, it's fine
It's just tuesday
http://issteamdown.com/
>>
>>85443007
ovk and dw but only stealth for the latter.
I do a lot of soloing because my friends are inconsistent and I have a weird (equally inconsistent) schedule
>>
>>85442828
>Fun confirmed to be an illusion for incompetent gaylords who cannot understand ballistic performance.

You're playing the wrong game, mate. Try Arma 2 or 3
>>
>>85443150
can I grab a link to your account?
that would help a bit
>>
>>85442805

>>85439042
>>
>>85442886
>sitting on the PPSh-41
No one does this. However, I have opened a beer with my TT-33 before.
>>
>>85443132
But it does
Guess that makes me the winner
>>
where's that one guide that shows all the achievements that unlock items?
>>
>>85442886
>Literally cooking cancer into your food
>>
>>85443434
You could just look through either the achievement list and see which ones unlock weapon mods
Or you could go through the weapon mods on a weapon you want to see what achievements lock off some of its mods
>>
>>85443442
Theyre slavs. What do you expect?
>>
>>85443442
I don't think the average slav lives long enough for it to matter.
>>
>>85443442
Vodka kills bad bios
>>
>>85443281
How so
>>
>>85443752
I'd end up looking at your pd2stats
>>
stop playing voar.io you faggots
>>
>>85443531
I spose. I thought I recalled there being a guide of some sort, but google says no.
>>
pd2stats sucks man
this isnt my build or level anymore, why is it showing this?
this was ages ago
is there a better site for tracking pd2 stats?
or am i doing something wrong?
>>
>>85444186
Don't search for it on Google, search the Payday 2 guides on steam.
>>
>>85444237
It still shows me as having only used masks I used over a hundred hours ago
It's pretty delayed sometimes
>>
>>85442862
>2 people couldn't stand you and left.
>Must be them that has the problem.

Think again.
>>
>>85444237
is this a safe site?
>http://payday.eve-host.org
?
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>>85443367
Well the guy in the picture did.
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>>85441638
>>85442316
>>85442862

Nice blog!

I can see why they left you.
>>
>there will never be a Mr. Pink DLC
>>
>>85443839
I was just going to link directly but it thinks my post is spam
id:sgubeb
pls no bully

It's kind of depressing seeing all the HM failures really, I don't know how accurate the stats are but they look about right.
>>
>>85443442
In what way is the iron shovel/steel folding stock cancer inducing?

It's no different than cooking on a grill or in a iron pot.
>>
>>85444359
>>85444729
hi guys
did you get the achies u were looking for?
:')
>>
Fairly new to this game should I just join modded lobbies to avoid grinding?

Does the prestige system reset everything?

What is the best mask, skilltree to go, and missions?
>>
>>85444915
>modded lobbies
what?
>>
>>85444915
Just play the game until the grind becomes too bad.

Prestige resets spending cash and skill points.

Best mask is Kawaii.
>>
>>85444850
Keep trying, I'm sure if you do that enough you'll eventually direct it at the right person.
>>
>>85444836
Wrong in so many ways I don't know where to explain. Do you know what they treat metal with when they make milspec equipment? You don't want that in your body ever, at all, under any circumstances.
>>
>>85444991
Lobbies where the host is hacking and completing DW missions with ease
>>
>>85445093
>implying soldiers must wash their hands after touching their weapon before they touch their mouth, or skin.
>>
>>85444915
Get to lvl 100 before you even start thinking of cheating.

Infamy resets spending cash, skill points and 200m from offshore.

Kawaii best mask.

Skill trees and missions you have to figure out yourself.
>>
>>85445332
>thinking it will poison you just by touching your weapon
Nice try, but still wrong. It's designed to be corrosion resistant, so the salts exuded from your pores won't affect it, but heat will cause it to break down and enter your food.
Don't act dumb.
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What's the current copypaste machine gun build?
Been using this.
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mbda:eQRNopLMHIEFBDa:gCa:feGDa::l94
I'd prefer to have a saw and also be able to use the machine gun well. I do like shotguns.
>>
>>85445620
>Overkill aced
Reconsider
>>
>>85445332
I was actually talking about the paint that is apparently coming off at the stock.

Dunno what milspec metal has in it but any doping they use likely comes out with heat.
>>
>>85445620
>I'd prefer to have a saw
I fucking hate it when sawbabbies bring a saw on missions where you can shoot the doorknob to gain entry. Almost as bad as Ghostfags trying to justify "m-muh faster lockpicking and safecracking!" when the safes are Titans on the missions that matter.
>>
>>85444915
The best mask is a mask you made yourself.
>>
>>85444821
I don't understand, I've done about twice the missions in about half the time.

do you AFK a lot?
it also seems like the majority of your heists are below overkill and your most often completed heists are really low exp (jew store four stores nightclub and mallcrasher are your most completed heists) so it's some combination of low exp heists and lots of AFK/shitting around
>>
>>85444915
>Fairly new to this game should I just join modded lobbies to avoid grinding?

YES
Get to level 100 as fast as you can
Then be another clueless high-level fuck who has no idea what he's doing when it comes to figure out how to finish a heist
>>
>>85445620
Machine gun as in LMG or assault rifle?
Also, you have a couple silly skills, like shotgun accuracy being aced and reload speed being vacant, overkill aced, cable guy only basic, no fast hands, and fugitive with dodge and thick skin when you have ictv
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>Implying this isn't the best looking gun
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>>85446225
Too bad it's shit.
>>
>>85445943
Lots of afking, yeah. Although not in matches. I just don't like seeing "400 hours" when I haven't done a whole lot of anything and I'm not sure what my actual hours-played would or should be given my progress.
Jew and fourstores are farming, at least
>>
>>85445860
I only ever bring it on bank missions and other missions where things need to be opened quickly. But it's great to have on those missions.
>>85445673
Reconsidering
>>85446071
LMG. My regular team mates often pick other guns, so I take the LMG quite often and enjoy using it.
>>
>20XX
>Dallas is in bed with a woman
>as he reaches closer to climax he says
>TIGHTEST. VAGINA. EVER!
>>
>>85446338
It's good to have on bank missions with deposit boxes, don't get me wrong. Try to avoid using the saw as a weapon though.
>>
>>85446261
It's certainly not the best but it's decent with the SMG skills unlocked. Plus it has a really big ammo pool.
>>
>>85446225
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/15/620695877377408242/
please fix that disgusting muzzle brake
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>>85444850
I'm actually here, neither of them are me.

You came into the lobby and straight away started insulting me and the other guy right off the bat completely unprovoked, non stop talking and just generally acting like a retard.

After you started doing the former I was genuinely asking if you had some sort of mental ailment. After coming to consensus with the new guy from PDG here that you're too much of an autist-shitlord to have around we dumped you. Simple.

You're the stereotypical /vg/ player, every general has some no matter the game.
Next time, don't come into a lobby with new people and immediately start attempting to insult everyone, when you do the outcome is usually negative.

TL:DR Social Skills, get them.
>>
>>85446448
Why doesn't SMGs get damage skills is beyond me. ARs have high damage already, pistols have fire rate, accuracy and damage skills. Shotguns have stability, reload speed and damage. What do SMGs get? whoaitsfuckingnothing.jpg
>>
>>85446520
Holy shit all my dreams just came true
>>
>>85446670
Silent killer and the professional seem like they should give more benefits to smgs if anything
>>
>>85446670
SMGs are pretty decent already actually, they just lack that one thing that would make it worth picking them which would be a huge ammo pool. As it is now they are like a sort of crappy version of the assault rifles that don't even benefit from their buffs.
>>
>>85446442
I think I'll definitely not use the saw as a weapon. It's never really been a good weapon when I've tried it.
>>
>>85446549
I thought that was going to be the gif of that monkey using a live frog as an onahole.
>>
>>85446763
Yeah, too bad they're so high up in the ghost tree that even if they made some weapons to be higher damage with silencer than without, it isn't worth the skill point investment.
>>
>>85446859
I can't say I've ever seen that one. I'll have to look for it now.
>>
>>85446670
Because if you don't feel like dumping any points into pistols or shotguns, SMGs are your go-to weapons.
>>
Any anon have a spare assault to trade?
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/23548800

Alternatively, buy my shit.

>>85446670
SMGs exist for mag dumping. I have been trying to work a build for them because they are dicks for range and damage and you need to be up close. Imagine a thumper and specops.
R8,H8,cliturb8;
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mda:eOLIEFcDa:tsOMhiJFGcDa:gHiJEfgCda:fecDa:ica:pO8::w44-3-12-17
>>
>>85446549
calm your autism you big baby
>oh no someone talked to me
>oh no someone said i was british
>>
>>85446549
omg i just read that again man u suck
>>
Is there a way to change the texture of the menu/ planning phase gloves? I have mods that change them in-game, but I can't change them at these phases.
>>
>>85446346
>20XX
>Chains is in bed with a woman
>as he reaches closer to climax he pulls off the condom
>CHAINS BRINGING THE PATERNITY CHECK
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>>85446549

Nigga got blown the fuck out
>>
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mMHJFBDa:eqrOpkLHIEFBDa:geCa:feDa::l94
LMG build mark two. Thoughts?
>>
>>85446549
Insulting doesn't work unless you've been friends for some time.

>oi cocklover
>sup faggot

>ur mums a whore
>the fuck's your problem?
>>
The same people who say cloakers are bad game design are the shittrs who think Hunters in Left 4 Dead are bad game design. Let's be honest here, cloakers = hunters and both punish players who run off on their own like dipshits. Stay with the fucking group you asshats.
>>
Nobody cares about your mutual spaghetti, you autists. Work it out on your own time instead of having it out in the thread.

>>85447643
At least Cloakers give you more time to react.
>>
>>85447643
liek omg anon u r such a noob

cloakers r just unfare bcuz it makes teh gaem boring and liek u r stuk playin teh gaem 1 way insted of how u liek 2 play
dey r just pointles and bad gaem dezine jeez
if i wonted 2 get sum extra kilz cuz my teem is 2 scared and noobs, then i should b able 2. god ur so autistic anon.
>>
>>85448035
Wow okay you acoustic fuck, why don't you drop some Tums into that boiling asshole of yours, make like a banana and shit ok?
>>
>>85447643

Instant downs to punish competent players and force teamwork is bad game design

Notice how Killing Floor can have enemies that fill the same role
>>
>>85448035
go away master chief
>>
>>85448195
I was trying to be funny, not make you mad. Please forgive me.
>>
>>85448202
With Hunters, you can pull off a headshot to kill them midjump. With Sam Fischer, you have a chance to headshot him if he's in front of you. Get gud solobabby.
>>
>>85448205
lololololololol
>>
>>85433640
Lockpicking is only useful for 1 or 2 heists.

ECM overdrive is great if you got 2 and three buddies with 2 each.

Then you can in theory stun cops permanently in an area, give or take a few seconds for the next ecm to kick in.
>>
>>85448380

I never said I couldn't, I said the mechanic was shit

Nice try though Anon
>>
>>85448202
You have that inane hissing noise in your ear for like 5-15 seconds before they even turn around to look at you.

You can't call yourself competent if you can't even pick up on a nearby Cloaker hiding in the same fucking spots they always hide in.

Also if you don't realise Cloakers are free heals with an Inspirefag in your team outside of DW, you need to git gud.
inb4 somebody tells me it applies to DW too with the *Muscle* deck
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>>85448349
I was being silly too, no hard feelings pal
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>>85448195
>you acoustic fuck
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>>85447576
Just look at either of these builds and lean towards or copy one. Oppresor doesn't help you dom just increases a chance they will dodge, the fug armor bonus doesn't affect anything that doesn't have ballistic in its name.

Read the long guide, it is posted in the OP.

Techforcer
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/meDa:erpLMiEFCDa:tSOkmHJGbcDa:gegCa:feCa:icda:pC8m0a0::
Masterforcer
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mSpLmhJEFbcDa:eqroklHIjEFgbDa:tbda:ghEgCda:fECa:ica:pc0A8h0o0::w23-1-2
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>>85448501
Overdrive Aced is the one that opens doors. You're confusing it with Feedback.
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>>85441550
sounds tedious as hell, gotta be a way to extract them from the assets or just dump them to a text file
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>>85448537
I bet you let yourself get beat up, just to hear what I have to say.
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>>85448737
I've got only a couple of solutions, but no easy ones. I don't have the list of strings used by PAYDAY 2, and I could set it up so that strings are printed to a file as they're "translated", but I'd have to end up playing the missions anyway.
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>>85448195
>acoustic
>boiling asshole
>make like a banana and shit
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>>85448195
>acoustic fuck
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>>85448542
Sometimes it's hard to hear Sam Fishers from all the gunfire and tinnitus.
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>>85446225
>best looking
>Texture mods
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>>85434476
ace combat doctor if you're not going to be dropping first aid kits.

or you could do this for the funzies http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/eQnMHIjEFgcDa:gMhJEfGCda:fnklhIEFGDa:iba:pH8::w59-4-15-17-18-19
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>>85446670
Faster reload and faster rate of fire
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>>85447543
>20XX
>Wolf is clapping from the sidelines as Chains is in bed with another woman.
>SWEDEN YES MOTHER FU
>Bain cuts him off to talk about how the Senator is very appreciative. He's hanging the art. Has no idea we're gonna clean him out.
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>Been using a silenced crosskill for everything
>Decide to pimp out a Chimano custom
>Extended mag
>Long slide
>Barrel extension that adds damage
>Mfw

Why didn't I switch sooner?
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>>85449396
>using the crutchmano custom
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>>85449510
>using a crutch gun
>using a crutch keyboard
>using your crutch monitor
>using crutch electricity
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>>85449510
>Not using the Chimpout crustom
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>>85449510
>Using a good weapon is a crutch
>I purposely gimp myself
>In a cooperative game
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>>85449707
>Not playing with steering wheel and pedals

How does it feel to be shitter.
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>>85449707
>>85449904
YFW you realize any weapon that can hit 40 is a crutch
all full auto weapons are a crutch
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>>85449347
well played
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>>85449904
Gimping yourself is fun though
Sometimes I join hard/very hard pubs and carry with the AMCAR
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>>85449993
All guns are a crutch
You should only need a toothbrush
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>>85449396
Because using a gun you like the look of is more important than statistical advantage.

Are you playing a game or going to work?
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>>85449993
>>85449707
>using a crutch build planner
>using crutch skills
>using crutch guides
>using a crutch wiki
>using a crutch engine calculator
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>>85450139
Clean out the cops.
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>>85449993
Any weapon that does more than 11 damage is a crutch.
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>>85450150
>not modding the game to have a nice-looking gun that performs well
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I finally got Yggdrasil. I'm so fucking happy. r8?
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How terrible person I am for joining hard and very hard lobbies to help newbies to complete their heists.

I'm V-100
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>>85450269
That shit is too much work
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>>85450349
As long as you do it legit and explain things when they ask questions, you're doing perfect.
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>>85450372
>slapping a couple of lines in a text file is too much work
ok
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Playing with two hands is a crutch.

Using your feet is for pros
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>>85450559
Having feet is a crutch.
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So I finally got a wolf begins and a cthulhu
What do i do with them?
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>>85450559
>Not playing with your nose only

Get on my level, scrub.
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>>85450654
>>85450559
having any movable limbs is a crutch

only true l337 pros play with mind controllers
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>>85450434
On Big Oil I tell them how to find the correct engine, Big Bank how to find the right computer, Rats and Miami how to cook meth.
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>>85450749
Having the money to get mind controller is a crutch.
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y/n? I wanna make the rising sun look good but fuck man. It even looks shit on Oni imo
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>>85450559
>>85450202
>>85450182
>>85450139
>>85449993
>>85449904
>>85449707
>>85449510
oddly enough, most of these have a better argument behind them than "hoxhud is a crutch"
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>>85450547
>implying you don't need to know what each attachment looks like
>and how well it aligns with the weapon
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>>85450749
>Not shoving keyboard and mouse up the butt and controlling your character by clenching
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>>85450798
Being born in a country where you can reasonably expect to have electricity and internet acces is a crutch

>YFW you realize "Crutch" and "Privilege" mean the same thing
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>>85450884
what is your raifu that is ruined by attachments
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>>85450859
>buttmad haxhudder detected
So desperate is he to try and elevate the general perception of his shitter self, that he has to interject and quote every single other post on an entirely unrelated topic.
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>>85450969
Your doctor doesn't give you privilege, and you don't need white crutches to see a doctor. :^)
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>>85450859
>>85450969
Check your hoxhud privilege
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>>85451007
The AK's. AK, AK 7.62, and Krinkov.

All ruined by shitty NATO attachments, ugly rails, and blasphemous synthetics.
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>>85446225
yo ew
that needs a KAC can on it
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>>85451150
http://pastebin.com/73c7EL5q
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>being a fucking scrub
nothing is a crutch, stop complaining if someone does better than you and git gud
abiding by your own autistic rules as to what you can use in the game gets you nowhere
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>>85451625
Crutch user is getting aggressive.
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>>85451625
You don't actually know the meaning of the word "scrub", do you? :^)
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>>85451849
>>85451895
0/10
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>>85450654
>Having feet is a crutch.

My cousin doesn't have feet and he STILL uses a crutch
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>>85450843
anyone?
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>>85450843
Looks great
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>>85451961
shitter
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I have a question as to how I can unlock the Death pattern again? This Lua I have unlocks every pattern, but Death isn't included. I see it, but it's marked as a Loot Bag item. I just want to create more masks with this pattern.
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>>85452898
Kill self
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>>85448625
Thanks for the build reccomendations, and telling me about the fug bonus. That saves me skill points.
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>doing nightclub deathwish
>round corner
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YT9dxrJChZ
how do you make a dozer calm down
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>>85453058
HE
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>>85453058
milk his cock
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>about to finish Hox Brekout on Overkill
>everything went as smooth as butter the entire time
>no got downed
>never ran out of ammo
>only downside is that only 3 keycards spawned
>used one for the infirmary, second for the armory and third for one of the gates in the server room
>mfw 3 Dozers, 2 black 1 green, decide to come at us at the same time as we wait for the drill for the garage door
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>>85453434
>unlocking the armory
shitter bait
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>>85453434
>never ran out of ammo
>no one got downed
Why the fuck did you waste keycards on the armory and infirmary, then?
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>>85453434
>unlocking the armory when group has 4xaced ammo bags
>unlocking the infirmary when group has 2x aced medpacks + 14 firstaid kits
>unlocking the WRONG server door
>c4ing pickable doors
>people bitching at me for using the keycard for the stairs
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Quick /pdg/ what's the most viable pistol you can think of. That isn't either the deagle or revolver.
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>>85453727
Sig40. Call me when Overkill manages to allow akimbo for all pistols.
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>>85453727
Chimano custom and sig.
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>>85453727
SIG
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>>85453727
Chimano Custom
Siggy
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>>85453727
Stryk 18c
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>>85453727
Bronco is so bad compared to everything else now, power creep is real
It should get the Judge treatment and do 120+ damage with 30 total ammo or something
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>>85453825
And make pistol skills work with akimbos.
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>join a DW Hoxout lobby as a ghost dodge shitter
>first day goes smooth as fuck
>second day we fail and I blame myself for both unsuccessful tries
>ragequit game and fug my gf instead
This is not how I envisioned life
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>>85454273
pistol skills dont work with akimbo?
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>>85454425
>fug my gf
a bit of the hidden blade, eh?
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>>85454524
I'd say it was more of a Low Blow
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>>85429502
I can see that on Jew Store but nothing else
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>>85454507
Akimbo would actually be good and fun if it worked with pistol skills.
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Is it humanly possible to enjoy transport heists?
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>>85456936
maybe if you know it's the last one you'll ever do
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>>85456936
As long as no-one picks up the intel, yes.
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>>85456936
I want to like them, but even if we prepare well and stick together, we always get BTFO. Even on Very Hard. We even all have Heat masks for extra authenticity.
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>>85457118
Two guys with C4 and one guy with saw makes Armored Transport as easy as it could possibly get.
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>>85456936
>>85457440
I still don't have my DW mask yet and these fucking transports are one of the main causes. I should definitely try getting a crew together with this setup sometime.
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Has Science Gone Too Far?
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>>85457960
that looks cool as shit
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>>85457960
yes
yes it has
put a triangle folder on that bitch and wrap some shit around it
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>>85457960
NOT FAR ENOUGH.
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>>85457960
are you taking requestst gain btw?
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>>85458078
ya dun took it too far now
>>85458146
I'm about to head off to sleep, catch me tomorrow or add me at /id/9600bauds
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>>85458240
u see ivan when u cut ur hands u can have kalashnikovs as arms
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>>85458240
nigga
you ain't got no barrel, you ain't got no piston, shit ain't even gon' fire probably
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>>85458240
o-o-o-okay
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>>85458335
>ain't even gon' fire probably
>probably
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>>85458662
well ostensibly if everything else were there, the hammer would still drop and all that
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>>85458662
if you tried to load that thing, the entire round would just fall out of the front of the reciever
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>That feel when ammo and med bag assets are always way the fuck out there and never in useful place
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What am I doing wrong with the saw? I can't seem to open doors or lockboxes without draining the whole blade.
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>>85459210
Doors take about 1 blade on the knob area or so.
Deposit boxes need to be tapped twice like you're firing a gun in order to properly conserve sawblades.
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>>85459052
>makes me wonder why people even bother, especially on DW
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>>85459210
It has hitbox issues, stand further away from them to avoid it clipping through the object.
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>>85459281
Alright, that explains the doors. Is there a way to tap lockboxes without 8 blade durability being lost?
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>>85458662
>le freedom grandpa
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>>85459351
Berserker allows you to open lockboxes with a single tap.
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>>85459510
But a single tap takes 8 durability.
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>>85459052
The assets on DW Firestarter are surprisingly useful if you do one hangar at a time, withdrawing to the van in between. I know it's not the optimal way to do it, but when a friend and I were in a pickle we ended up being grateful for them.
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>>85459582
You're just gonna have to deal with the durability loss.
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>>85459628
fuck. Alright thanks m8
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>>85459351
You'll need to fill up on ammo bags a few times to clear a whole vault of boxes, the durability loss is intentional.
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>>85439647
>It's PAYDAY fellas!
really, Overkill?
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>>85459980
>It's PAYDAY 2 fellas!
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>>85459980
lel
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>>85459980
>It's-a-me, Mario!
really, Nintendo?
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>>85459980
You see, I need my Payday too.
Editors note: too means 2
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>>85460316
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>>85459980
What makes this even worse is that the in-universe name of their crew is the PAYDAY gang. Their whole go signal is a self-indulgent pun.
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>>85460132
kek
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>>85424903
The girl or the spider?
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>>85460548
>silly over the top bank robbers aren't allowed to do silly over the top things because muh emulsion

I liked it, as well as the dentist pun
>>
What's the overall best LMG?
>>
Does the Gewhr work best as a full auto or single shot rifle? This reload time is killing me.
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R8
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>>85460815
I mean worse in the sense of "this is such a painful pun that it's even painful in-universe, to the characters themselves". Payday's cheese is half the appeal and I never want these bank robber to stop being goofy idiots.
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>>85461039
facepalming alien with jizzy hand/10
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>>85461039
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>>85460906
Full Auto, get mag plus and dump lead into dozer's faceplate
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>>85461064
It'd probably sit better with me if the entire Hoxton trailer weren't based on how fucking badass and cool our four--five heroes are. It's almost cringeworthy.
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>>85460906
You mean you don't find it exhilarating?

Single shot for mooks, full auto for specials.
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>>85461181
I couldn't even watch it because the crew's aim is total dog shit. They wouldn't be able to hold up a post office without getting knocked the fuck out by some angry grandma.
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Did they nerf the locomotive, and does the fugitive armor thing apply to the ICTV?
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>>85428398
>People that don't know what felching is
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>>85460906
FA though you'll be taking single shots at non-specials. When the time comes it will shred dozers.

>>85461173
this, especially after you go DRM
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>>85461413
it's like he wanted to broadcast how boring his weekends are
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>>85461319
Luckily they're only playing on Normal.
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>>85461397
It affects all armors until you equip the Crook perk deck
>>