Five Nights at Freddy's

>>76805454
http://www.hitbox.tv/Vlascenko

Currently being streamed here.

Papa John's

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Day 6: RNGesus Edition

>>76805454

EIGHT HOURS IN, AND OP IS STILL VALIANTLY ATTEMPTING TO BEAT THE SIXTH NIGHT

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Upload bro WW@?

6th night seems to be near impossible. That fucking wolf man.

>>76805592
13 hours in, he took a 2 hour break

>>76805592
It's actually hour 13. Streamer has been going longer than we know.

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>>76805454
hyper-realistic eyes

he does it for free, etc

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IT NEVER ENDS

Daily reminder scott is probably not dead

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>>76805619

>>76805629
>>76805678

Oh, my mistake.

THIRTEEN HOURS IN AND OP IS STILL VALIANTLY ATTEMPTING TO BEAT THE SIXTH NIGHT.

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What's going on in this thread?

How come sometimes the streamer can't use the buttons?

>>76806186
Because he didn't check the hallways soon enough and he's already dead.

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33% uploaded
Internet was acting a little fucky for a few minutes there, but the uploading is back on course.

>>76806186

They're in the room, hiding out of sight.

It's already over when they're in there, so closing the doors make no sense.

>>76806186
The robbits actually block access to it. You need to prevent them from doing that by using the cameras and the lights.

>>76806186
The door's jammed.

This is a perfect opportunity for the other robot to just walk in as you're distracted.

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Would you a Freddy

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>>76806082
get the fuck outta here birdingo

Why does he only check pirates cove?

>>76805894
I haven't actually seen the sign say "It's me" when the wolf is running - although I've only watched a couple LP's on youtube. Does it only happen on later nights or something?

>>76805454

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddy_Got_Fingered

You know what to do.

>>76806843
It's where the wolf is. If you know he's there, you're safe.

can someone make a master post of all the lore people've figured out?

>>76806884
Daddy would you like some sausage?

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>>76806887
and whenever he's not there
IT'S ME

>>76807092
Do you ever feel angry?
Are you paralyzed by your anger?

>>76807102
>Phone rings during the regular days, friendly man says "Hello, it's me" and gives you tips and hints through the time you play.
>Seems helpful and gives good advice, acting as a tutorial

>During gameplay a sign will appear saying "It's me", at the pirates cove / when Freddy is about to get you.

We are watching.

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>tfw the phone guy taught you how to deal with everybody besides the peaceful Freddy
>tfw it gave you the false feeling of safety because you simply have to react to stuff in advance
>tfw FREDDY SUDDENLY GOES FULL AGGRO ON YOUR SORRY ASS
>tfw FREDDY WAS PHONE AND DIDN'T TELL YOU WHAT HIS OBSCURE CUES ARE
>tfw FREDDY PURPOSELY LEFT A HOLE IN YOUR TECHNIQUE SO HE CAN SAVOR THE TASTE OF YOUR SALTY, SWEATY BOIPUSSY FOR MANY TIMES TO COME
>tfw anal prolapse
also this

>>76807213
SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE

>>76807421
Truly a great addition to the Egg-like genre.

Thanks for the stream, vlad.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT1NhLTwwEg
second part for markiplier is up

>>76805613
Is the mega close to being done?

VLAD IS KILL< WE CAN FINALLY SLEEP

>>76807759
Oh Jesus, anyone but that faggot. He's actually worse than PewDiePie.

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>>76807824
;_;

>>76807759
>markiplier

found another stream guys.
http://www.hitbox.tv/dirtydaveramsey

>>76807759
I swear i hate markiplier. Screams as much as pewdiepie but has the gall to never, EVER stop talking as if hes a fucking radio host.

>>76808165
>some guy chewing his microphone and trying to be cool aiming for views

Wow. Kill yourself.

>>76808265
>>76808265
just linking for the other bros, you don't have to join

>>76808009
Soon ;_;

>>76808337
No you're not. You were just on stream fucking counting the numbers. Pathetic, trying to piggyback off a good streamer.

>>76805613
What's this for?

The game teaches you how to play in an intentionally flawed way, and on night five Freddy shows up to take advantage of those flaws. I like it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QkF3KaFfRW

Someone posted this in the stream chat, it seems to be audio from the Night Five call.

>>76808548
A cool dude is upping the full game for us, but he has shit internet.

>>76809013
i heard "you will be maimed" and "the joy of creation"

>>76809013
"I will cut the skin open for you" "It will be elaborate" "You will be maimed by the juden" "The joy of creation"

>>76809553
I think it's one long sentence, because that last bit is REAP the joy of creation

>>76809705
to me it sounds like "you will be maimed by juden, they don't know the joy of creation"

>>76809926
they don't know to reap*

also, supposedly vlad's game folder is 3gb now, what the fuck?

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>>76810040
What was the original size?

>>76810546
Way less than fucking 3 gigs

>>76806273
Yes! Yes! Yes!

>>76810649
Like, a third of the game? A sixth?

vlad is kill

>>76811121
see

>>76808009

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>Frontal lobe.

>>76810546
200mb I think.
He hasn't posted any proof or inspected the game itself though.

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>rabbit asshole right outside the door
>keep doors closed hoping it'll last until day time
>5 am
>0% power
>this happens
>post in wrong thread

>>76811369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJXvEs-uCmk

"I had a dream today"

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>>76811246
That's extremely fucking tense.

>>76811369
>Dick the birthday boy
Oh god, it's exactly what Freddy does to you

g-guys, it's almost 6AM here
will I finally be able to go to sleep? I'm fucking tired
>inb4 Freddy

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>>76808009
>.exe

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Had to restart the upload since it was frozen on 58% for a while, but now it's past that hurdle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyIFOi4neHw

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>>76811369
I tried.

>>76812142
perfect

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>>76812142

>>76812074
I've seen those robots IRL.
The place is called billybob's pizza, they are creepy as a motherfucker and the building is in poor shape.

>>76812142
10/10

>>76812074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHUMQIGnwjQ&
Oh my god this is fucking rad

>>76811369
Vlad's birthday

>>76812074
>>76812416
>>76812590
those fucking hydraulic cylinders, man

>>76811369
That's Rich, isn't it?

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>>76806082

Any minute now :/

anyone understand how the fuck the bear works at all?

>>76813998
The bear is a mystery to us all.

>>76813998
I don't think there's anyway to beat him with the power usage they give you.

>>76814173
I was streaming it tonight and i just fucking cant get past night 5 because i dont understand how to stay safe from the bear

I just want more drawfag horrible robo yandere lewds

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https://mega.co.nz/#!uFw2jSoY!MxtOKN-HdowtEzuxh_gpmIYVvvLwOVwJ4XaFJx2ne00

>>76814969
I FUCKING LOVE YOU HOLY SHIT

>>76813371
who keeps making and then posting these macros in all these threads??

>>76815204
Me

>>76815259
Hello

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>>76814969
>Fredboy.exe.exe

>>76815204
Why

>>76815259
You the guy making them styled in >>76812142 ?

You also venture /wfg/?

I don't understand Pirate's Cove. He hates being watched, so you need to watch him? For the longest time I thought that meant DON'T watch him, or you piss him off.

Has anyone figured out how Freddy himself works?

Third, I don't think this game is optimized. The rabbit literally showed up a minute into the game and stayed at the door for four hours, never moving. I never even touched the cameras and I still ran out of power. Seems unfair?

>>76816131
yeah i think its a dialogue fuck up, the longer you go without checking pirate cove the faster he comes for you

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>>76816131
>He hates being watched, so you need to watch him?
>The rabbit literally showed up a minute into the game and stayed at the door for four hours
>I never even touched the cameras

>>76815492
It's legit fagboy

>>76814969
Your hard work is appreciated. That doesn't mean you're trusted. If someone with sandboxie or something similar could get the file scanned and supply the MD5 that'd be really cool for a lot of people.

>>76816627
I just installed it and vypr didn't pick up anything

>>76814969
set my computer on fire

do not download

>>76808204
>implying you ever want markiplier's sweet baritone voice to stop

>>76816131
He hates being watched because it prevents him from doing mischief.

Reminder that vlad was the first guy to get to night 6, and he'll probably be the first to beat it

>>76816985
His horror videos are the only tolerable ones, and even then they're a noticeable drop in quality from his older work. I wish he never got popular so he wouldn't have started making all these awful collaboration videos filled with funny hawhaws and cool jokes for kids.

>>76817563
it sounds like you don't like it when people have fun

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ducks

>>76816985
>voice

Already failed. That's the wrong way to do horror.

>>76818082
drawfags are the world's gift to 4chan

>>76817642
It's more like I subscribed to his channel for horror videos, and now the personality he's developed from the collaboration videos has spilled over into them. He used to provide much more commentary and analysis on the games as opposed to making overdone jokes. If he would stop putting so much effort into trying to make his jokes work, the quality of his work would significantly increase.

>>76818198
>Not playing the game first yourself and then watch Markiplier's act.

Pussy

>>76818476
His stuff is really hit or miss. He experiments with different ideas and they either suck or not.

I like it when he fucks with the audience though. He should really do that more.

>>76818082
i dont know how to feel about this

also,

>ducks with teeth

i was wondering why that one looked weirder than the rest

>>76818476
Yeah, unlike Pewdiepie he's capable of analysis/intelligent reviewing. He should play to his strengths. But of course he wants views.

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>>76818891

Can someone give me a quick rundown of how the specific animatronics behave? I heard they all have different behaviors and triggers.

>>76819489
They walk around and try to stuff you into a suit.

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>>76811246
>2.7 gigabyte increase

>>76819489
>>76819773
On day five their behavior no longer matters, the game teaches you to play in a way that makes you look for certain actions and triggers so you can be prepared for them but on day 5 they act randomly and exploit your flawed way of playing.

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>>76812867

Yes.

http://www.hitbox.tv/therealjetboom Stream on day 1

How the FUCK do I change the resolution to this game?

>>76814969
Is this for real

>>76822154
Yes, it's real.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.

>>76822154
not until someone posts proof with the md5 hash

So what's the ending of day 6? There's no videos. Can you just not win?

what purpose does the fan accomplish and why don't people turn it off like they should

>>76827051
They're attracted to sweat, like insects

>>76827290
does it matter?

If you shut off the fan you can theoretically use that power to permanently shut a door with no penalty.

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Has anyone drawn porn of that cupcake yet?

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>>76828054

>>76828054
why is the cupcake even there
why does he keep this creepy shit there

I'm a little sad that the stream is game audio only. I don't think I could watch a stream of a game like this without some kind of commentary. I'd get bored pretty quick, and I enjoy hearing the player's thoughts on what's going on. Anyone know of any other decent streams of this?

>>76829052
>Commentary
>Decent
Pick one

>>76829291
You know what I mean, shithead.

>>76834658
I want to fuck that animatronic duck.

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>>76834658
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g4idYFm3hI

So far HarshlyCritical and CoryxKenshin are the only real niggas I've seen play this, because they're giving genuine reactions.

I wish people would realize there's not a fucking quota on banshee wails per-minute when recording a horror game. Are you legitimately spooked by the game? Good, give your real reactions and record it. Are you completely nonplussed by it? Good, that is also funny to watch, record it. Being the 10000000th person to ape fucking PDP isn't entertaining.

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http://www.hitbox.tv/Vlascenko

He's back

>>76845504
>http://www.hitbox.tv/Vlascenko
I hear audio, but the stream is blackness.

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>both decent streamers are using hitbox
>hitbox almost instantly disconnects me from the net for some reason
At least I can hear about anything of note here...

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DOOR STUCK!

HE DID IT

Canon names are Bunny: Bonnie, Duck: Chica, Fox: Foxy.

Vlad did it.

A real human bean.

>>76850573
AND A REAAAL HEROOOO

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H-here we go

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Posting for the sake of people nothing watching the stream. From Vlad's stream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZQwKVspiMA

HE DID IT
FOR 120.5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbnN6QmdrH4

Thread Theme

>>76850172
This image.
I love it so much.

>>76847479
what is this in context to?

Day 7?

>>76853698
6

obviously it's possible as vlad did it

Five nights at Freddy's is just an adaptive A.I. experiment. It plays you as much as you play it.

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>>76850786
We did it.

Freddy is dead.

I love you guys.

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>So folks, after almost 15 hours of scares, suffering and tears, We have finally finished Five nights at freddy's. I want to thank all of you, the viewers, that were here supporting the run, I really appreciate it. Now, I'm sorry but I must say that I'm officially done with the game, If you missed any of the nights, Please go watch the recordings in this channel, below the stream. If you feel like staying now, Let me know which game you would like to see, and I'll play it for you all. Again Thanks for watching.

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>>76856410

vlad's dead, anyone else streaming?

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hot
freddy
dick

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>power left: 1%

Vlas's stream will never be this popular again.

His viewership will drop slowly over time because they never live up to the hype.

Is there any merit to the custom game screen being code input?

>>76856752
no one has tried it, only vlas and a youtube guy have made it to 7 as far as we know

>>76856752
fuck

>>76856846
who's the youtube guy

>>76828885
It's a spy for the animatronics so they know what you're doing

>>76856990
coryxkenshin

>>76857171
ah, thanks a lot

So, what now?

>>76857474
SPEEDRUNS

>>76857590
You can't really speedrun a game that's on a timer.
Maybe a run using as little battery power as possible?

>>76857696
as few tries

The code is 1987

>try to cheat infinite power in this game
>get a recording saying to behave yourself
>all animatrons are in the room at once even with doors closed
Has anyone done this yet?

>>76866775
Are you saying that this happens?

>>76866921
No. Sorry if you thought so.
Freddy "learns" doesn't he? Wouldn't he think something is up if you have the doors closed the whole night?

>>76867018
Multiple people have said he'll instakill you if you close the doors for too long, cheating or not.

>>76857171
Badass, I just found that dude earlier too and he seems pretty chill.

>>76867018
Other than the game file supposedly increasing in size according to Vlad (he hasn't posted ANY proof, and the game is just an executable) it doesen't seem that freddy actually learns.

He seems very unpredictable to me and just randomly attacks after day 5.

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What are you doing outside of your suit friend. You know that's against the rules

>>76869363
C-c'mon boss.
It's hot.
I don't wanna wear it.

>>76869640
you got a fan you fucking faggot

What's the actual story? Are the robutts real human beans or just animatronics?

captcha: exert children

>>76869803
There's human beans in them.

>>76869803
Basically these http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Cyberman

>>76814969
Can confirm that it works

Thank you anon. now I don't have to for it to get greenlight on steam or download that desura shit (will be buying it when it does since the dev deserves the money)

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>sentient robots that roam around at night

what is stopping them from leaving the joint and causing devastation

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>>76869803
The animatronics you defend yourself from are just robots, who think you're a robot skeleton without a suit on and are trying to force you into one, which would kill you because of the parts already inside them. It's possible for them to be humans because the previous guard managed to leave a message after he was stuffed into a suit and killed. He probably isn't one of the animatronics you see because this picture is what it looks like when a human gets put in a suit.

>>76870972
There's a skeleton in their store and they refuse to leave the business in the hands of such a horror.

>>76870972
you

>>76814969
>hot_dolphin_porn(full).exe
no thanks

Vlad has confirmed that the file size was a RUSE.

IT WAS A RUSE.

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>>76871001

>>76871001
Considering the "power out" loss has Freddy with bloodshot eyes, I'm gonna stick with the hypothesis that he's the previous guard.

Im still not fully sure of what this is exactly. Is it point and click, is the game finished or is it in early access?

>>76873424
It's finished, short but VERY hard.¨

Dev is trying to get it onto steam greenlight though.

>>76873424
It's still being greenlit on steam, but it's available on desura. Game is pretty much done, but I think the creator is still updating it at times.

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>>76873531
>>76873614
Okay, i'll definitely keep an eye on this and maybe download the demo. Thanks for not being a dick.

>>76857171
How is he doing it without checking Pirate Cove? Is that a secret?

>>76850172
What does drop it like its hot have to do with this?

>>76874895
It's a reference to DOOR STUCK

Are the animations all pre-rendered?

>>76875050
Yes, the entire game is pre-rendered to look dated i guess.

The game takes place around the 80s or 90s.

>>76873683
The full game is right here, shortdick.
>>76814969

>>76814969
T-thanks but im not gona watch it!

tfw still no upload ;_;

This reminds me so much of SCP

Someone should rip off the concept and make an SCP version. It fits perfectly.

>>76877173
Technically already exists with containment breach.
I mean, it is free roam but that thing that you have to stare at or it will snap your neck is pretty similar.

>>76877437
I mean the exact same concept. Sitting in a security booth watching cameras and controlling doors.

I'm about to go into this game blind, anyone wanna watch?

>>76877539
sure

>>76877539
Yes. Post the link over in /v/

>>76877696
>>76877539
>>76877728
aight niggas lets do this shit
search for nanobytegs on twitch

>>76814969
What the shit, this is a game. This is not what I was promised.

>>76877786
twitch isn't working for me, just says flash isn't installed which is bullshit

Alright, been to the pub the past few hours, did I miss anything?

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>>76881086

>>76883438
dont do that

>>76883640
Hey, you asked for it.

>>76883740
no i didn't

i didn't ask for dicks

>>76883847
too bad

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>>76883847
no dicks here friend

unless you use your imagination

>>76883438
>>76834658
>>76818082
................I'd hit em.

I'm going to marry Chica!

>>76884621
That fox is no pirate.

>>76887287
1. Foxy is a wolf
2. Oh, but he plunders all kinds of booty, buddy ;3c

>>76883438

M-more

vore porn when?

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>>76889015
this is all i got

>>76883438
That fan

>>76871001
What if you wore an empty animatronic suit and stayed in the security room?

>>76894904
they would try to shove an endoskeleton inside of you

>>76877786
Holy fuck this guy is traumatized

>Vinesuace is just now streaming the game
>is immune to being scared

Let's see how long he quits before saying he's bored.

So why did you guys move this to /vg/? Did the shitposting on /v/ really get that bad?

>>76902339
The threads were created fast to the point where they're basically Generals.

>>76902339
yeah, the thread is horrendously slow here though

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This game is gonna blow the fuck up once it hit steam

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>>76877534
>>76877173
>Major breach
>Only known survivors are yourself and another security guard who are both locked in well protected security chambers overlooking Keter class creatures, you keep contact by radio, with the other security guard reassuring you and guiding you through the steps to hopefully contain or at least hinder the escaped SCPs so that you can meet up and ride this shit out.

>In between points where you need to lock yourself in the office, there are points where the other security guard guides you through the facility to get safe SCPs that greatly increase your stamina and durability so that you can eventually make the break to the other guard's impenetrable security station, which overlooks one of the most dangerous Keters of all, and maybe have a chance at containing it.

>You finally make a break for it, by this point being nearly indestructible thanks to all of the SCP's you're using, the office slowly opens, and you see the guard slumped over the chair, and reveals that on his face was SCP-35 the whole time, and it was the one using his body to communicate with you.

>The whole breach was orchestrated by the mask and it was grooming you to make a vessel durable enough not to decay when it wears the mask.

>You are become death, destroyer of worlds

Where's a torrent or download? I'll stream it for a bit.

dead thread

>>76888332
>Foxy is a wolf
>Foxy
>wolf
u wot m8?

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>>76805454

>>76906853
People are dumb. Don't ask too many questions.

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This should be a part of the next OP, whenever that is.

NO, YOU CAN'T JUST WEAR A FUCKING SUIT BECAUSE THEY'LL JUST SHOVE THE ENDOSKELETON INSIDE

NO, THE SUIT THAT SHOWS UP IN THE ROOM WHEN FREDDY FUCKS WITH YOU IS NOT A TIGER OR LION OR SOME OTHER SHIT, IT'S THE EMPTY FREDDY SUIT THAT YOU GET SHOVED INTO WHEN YOU DIE

YOU TAKE THE $4/HOUR JOB BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING VIDEO GAME

THE DOORS USE ELECTRICITY TO CLOSE TO KEEP THEM FROM BEING A FIRE HAZARD

THE ONLY SLIGHTLY LEGIBLE THING IN DAY 5's AUDIO RECORDING IS "THE JOY OF CREATION", AND EVEN THEN WE'RE STILL NOT SURE IF THAT'S IT

THERE IS CURRENTLY NO SPECIAL CODE (THAT WE'RE AWARE OF) TO INPUT ON DAY 7

>>76907034
>THE ONLY SLIGHTLY LEGIBLE THING IN DAY 5's AUDIO RECORDING IS "THE JOY OF CREATION", AND EVEN THEN WE'RE STILL NOT SURE IF THAT'S IT
Is it not agreed that it's "reap the joy of creation"

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>>76906956

>>76906956
Wait, I thought you WERE supposed to check pirates cove? I don't understand now.

>>76805494
Anon I can't connect.
The page is just white for me
What do I do?

How do I beat the first night?

DID ANYONE TRY PUTTING THE CODE:
1205?

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>>76907149
this is night 6.
it's reversed on that night because things get CUHRAZEE

>>76906853
Have you ever seen a pirate fox you dumbass?

>>76907291
get good faggot

>>76907339
And yet you've seen a pirate wolf?

>>76907417
Who do you think domesticated wolves genius?

It's a fucking coyote

>>76907417

I've seen plenty of wolves plundering a booty.

http://i.imgur.com WWZ3fKc.png

da bes

>>76907417
Don Carnage from Tailspin.

>>76907510
That's gay, m8.
plus foxy takes not gives dummy

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>>76907417

>>76907674
I thought this was /ssbg/ for a second.

>>76907674
>curved bayonet on a pistol

Fuck that must be awkward to use

>>76907592
He only takes when he isn't acting insane. Then it's knot time 100% of the time.

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http://www.mediafire.com/download/8wseefh5sakzjs1/FiveNightsatFreddysINSTALL_1.1.exe

Version 1.1 installer, now on a different site.

So, Message guy is the murderer right?

I think what we're all missing here is that we need more drawfags up in here.

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>>76907149
The guard who teaches you about everything lulls you into a false sense of safety by basically explaining to you that the only thing you have to do is to react in advance to the basics - blind spots and robot movement. He also tells you about the game mechanics, and since everything he told you is true you have no reason not to believe him.

The thing is, there is no word about Freddy who goes fucking aggro on day 5 and seems to haywire routines of other robots - they start shaking and act more erratic, unpredictable. Instead of adapting and looking for new cues, the player clings to what he knows - an obsolete, flawed technique that will only get you killed.

Basically, if you look at Pirate Cove even ONCE during the 6th night you are already dead, because Freddy changed Foxy's behavior. You have to stalk Freddy instead (who was peaceful during first 4 days, excluding the time when you run out of power), because he can vibrate through the sealed door if he gets close. He also baits you with Chica.

During the last two days there is also another game mechanic introduced - Bonnie and Chica can permanently jam your doors if you don't pay attention to them. It's nowhere mentioned but is a total pain in the ass because it's basically game over - you die if you check the camera, and if you don't Foxy (day 5) or Freddy (day 6) will fuck you up.

>>76907909
Well, boy-howdy, lemme just download that from a completely anonymous person on the internet that I have less than zero reasons to trust.

>>76908052
+1. Foxy/Wolf is my new husbando and I need more pics pronto

>>76908205
>husbando
good luck with that m8

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>>76870972
>>76907318
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET THE 3RD STAR
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ACCESS THE KITCHEN

>>76908371
It's working out p well so far m80

>>76908142
>not wanting 3TB of dolphin porn

>>76908412
>wanting to see the kitchen
just let it go anon

>>76908130
That's great info! Thanks for explaining it!

>>76908412
This is the third one I've seen of messages in E. Hall. Are there new ones each day, if anyone knows?

>>76908520
But how will we fine the 5th kid, anon?

>>76908672
The fifth kid is the cupcake

I don't understand the fags that assert the game takes place in the future just because "The Bite of 87" is ambiguous in that it could potentially mean 2087 rather than 1987. What other reason is there to believe it takes place over 70 fucking years in the future? Why would they still be using garbage animatronics almost a century from now? In fact, why would they even still have stupid arcade pizza places for little kids' birthday parties when those were really only a popular thing in the late 80s and 90s and no one goes to fucking Chuck E. Cheese anymore?

FUCK

>>76908826
no the frontal lobe from the bite of 87 is the cupcake

>>76908953
Because 100 dollars is obviously quite a lot in the world this game takes place in.

Also super intelligent AI used for something as simple as childrens animatronics

>>76908826
The cupcake is a camera that the owner of the company uses to watch and see when the security guard dies so he can hire another
also the owner is the kidnapper

Anyone have the semi-cleaned version of day 5's audio?

>>76909102
I assumed the robots were haunted due to being stuffed with dead people.

>>76908953
Who the hell is asserting that? That theory barely makes sense at all.

>>76909168
How'd he get out of jail? Or did he have someone else take the fall?

>>76909251
When does it say they are stuffed with dead people?

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>>76907909
How's that backdoor RAT screamer coming along? Updated and fresh for the 1.1.exe?

>>76908520
No, I won't, even if it kills me.

>>76908540
No problem. I'm in awe of the developer for fucking with people on this level, that's some triple-reverse-psychology stuff. Also all those little secrets and lore bits, you can clearly tell there was a lot of love put into the game.

I still think there is a secret code somewhere that enables the video feed in the kitchen. I would cum buckets if pic related would become reality.

>>76909102
While I'm at it,

>power is very scarce

Definitely not a thing that is a current issue

>>76909102
All the bullshit the dude on the phone tells you is a fucking lie. The animatronics don't have an A.I. protocol that allows them to free-roam at night and repair naked mechanical endoskeletons/unmechanized animal suits. That barely makes any sense for a reason. Isn't it obvious from all the shaky reassurances that the robots aren't dangerous and aren't trying to hurt you that he's full of shit? He's lying to you so he can leave the job, because you're his replacement and he doesn't want to keep working at a fucking haunted pizza place where the mascots try to kill you.

>>76908643
Actually, two of those screenshot were taken on the same day. Spoopy.

>>76909251
/v/ had plenty of people pushing the cyberpunk dystopia theory last night, but I assumed they just really enjoyed how absurd it is. Same reason why people kept saying you must be playing as an illegal immigrant if you're willing to die for 120 bucks.

>people still dont trust ben and his sausages

get out you fucking newqueers you probably weren't here for the first ms paint porn.

>>76909341
Two sets of teeth

The Freddy costume on the game-over screen has a pair of real human eyeballs hanging out of it

>>76909686
They were. I wonder how many other times it changes on the rest of the days then.

>>76909838
One set on the robot, one on the suit

Those eyes are yours after they get you

Phone call transcriptions
>http://pastebin.com/DLrnVK8G

I wonder what could be in those heads. Human heads, I guess. Also, I feel bad for the guard. He was a bro.

>>76909928
The guy on the phone uses a tactic very obviously meant to lead the player to believe the eyes and teeth are human when he says the only thing that would see the light day if you were stuffed inside the suit would be SPECIFICALLY, "Your eyes and your teeth"

>>76838582
So I wasn't the only one.

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aw shit guys, the guy who posted the 2 E.hall posters has more stuff to tell:
Some other things I noticed but wasn't quick enough to grab:
- When the "missing children" article replaces the "Rules of Safety" poster, the posters of the characters in the other part of the east hall are replaced with posters of simple cartoon faces that appear to be screaming in horror and crying profusely.
-When the "Pizzeria closing" article is there, the character posters are gone and IT'S ME is scrawled on the walls.
-The picture of Freddy in the west hall corner may change to show him taking apart and removing his head.

And a couple things that are normal, but still interesting:
-There are no Foxy heads in the back room.
-When Chica is on stage, they're holding the eyeball cupcake that you have a model of in the guardroom.

>>76875170
No, the phone guy says the animatronics are 20 years old after the "bite of the '87", so basically the game takes place at around 2007 or later

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>>76909668
This. They also start having violent strokes during later days and you experience those fucking screen-flickers. This place is clearly haunted.

>>76909712
My theory is that the place has been rundown and closed down for years. The job advertisement was printed because Freddy is a fucking evil possessed unholy mix of flesh and machine that wants to murder random desperate poorfags. OR you are that one kid that survived "the tragedy" and after many years the puppets invited you to reunite and join their club.

>>76909838
Hyper-realistic eyes.

>>76910495
Or earlier. They would've been around before the bite.
But at the end of the day does the date matter? That's the least important part of the story.

So wait, are the animatrons being animated by the malignant spirit of the man who murdered those kids after he was executed?

And how long ago did that incident happenand why did the BIte of 87' seem o have no effect on business?

>>76909925
There is only one way to find out.
Grow some testicles man, I know you are curious too.

The kids aren't in the suits, the kids were killed by the robots and then it was covered up by the manager, just like how the previous sec guard tells you that if you die they will clean the premises and file a missing persons report 90 days after.

>>76869298
I doubt the game has self-modifying code, at least within the compiled EXE.

>>76910615

You may be onto something, the place is clearly run down and doesn't looklike it has ever been clean, your chracter would only ever show up at 12am anyway, he has no idea how the place is during its supposed hours of operation.

I say he was tricked into becoming the next victim.

freddy threads were kill on /v/, expect furfags and bestialityfags soon.

>>76910739
Yeah, I'm gonna buy it and see what I can figure out.

>>76910904
It's pretty obvious that the place has in essence shut down, your job is to just contain the horror inside.
Whoever runs it is just using you as bait, basically.

>>76910965
we need to make a barrier

>>76910446
If they were able to press charges against someone then there was clearly an actual human being involved in this mess at one point. Someone besides the owner, at the very least. Maybe the previous security guard.

http://www.twitchDOTtv/Mirigeddon

stream is back up

>>76911245
There's basically two options - either the machines killed people and somebody was caught covering it up and blamed for it, or somebody killed people to make the machines and was caught after that.

>>76910965
CLOSE THE DOOR

>>76911104
Your job isn't to contain the horror.

You're a victim and they've successfully lured you in to kill.

Thats why you get fired at the end. Because they're butthurt that they haven't managed to get you.

OH SHIT!
Freddy and his friends are SUPER pissed and are kicking down your door right now!

You have 10 seconds to find something to defend yourself with, What is it?

Yamimash just did a day 1-6 stream of it, if anyone is interested. He's a bit of a screamie weenie, but the way he acts like a terrified child all the time amuses me to no end.

>>76911532
A 50lb CRT monitor.

>>76911532
/v/ pls go

>>76911532
my bear hands

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>>76911532
My expertly folded japanese katana.

>>76911532
Common sense and a understanding of complex mechanics.

>>76911532
Cavernously deep indie horror game lore.

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So, hypothetically, and I know this question gets thrown around a lot, but couldn't you still hide inside of an animal costume?

I mean, how would they know there's no anamatronics inside?

>>76911532
Of course these threads get super cancerous as soon as they move to /vg/

Typical

>>76911532
Love.
I will melt their robot hearts.

pastebin when?
I want it

>>76910615

"It’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe."

Now we know who you really are, and why you can't move out of the chair to flee the horrors closing in on you.

Guys.
If your gonna post lude. Use Imgur or Pastebin.

Can anyone explain how the gameplay mechanics work? I don't seem to get the animatronics' pattern and I keep running out of power every time.

>>76911532

The electromagnet That sits about ten feet away from me that I plan to jam in my computer should my paranoia get the best of me.

>>76911776
they know man, they know

>>76911373
DOOR STUCK

>>76911776
There's a lot of shit in the suits like crossbeams that make the suit impossible to fit in as a human.
If you got forced in you would die.

>>76911892

TURN ON LIGHT

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>>76911532
The power of logic.

You see, when they remove their own costume in order to put it on me, I can then exclaim that they are in violation of their own protocol. They will then correct their mistake by redressing themselves and leaving to find a spare suit from storage, giving me ample time to play with the light switches some more.

>>76911776
They will then think you are missing an exoskeleton or something, so they will shove something inside of you.

Deep in the night you think everythings right, tell it to yourself, say it's just a nightmare, something is telling you nothing can change where you are.
>It's Freddy.

Speaking of SH I'd love for a sequel where you're able to leave your station and explore the building finding the secrets of the lore, but here's the catch. if a animatronic finds you, you're dead the only way to ward them off is to run back to your station while they give chase and slam the door in their face. alternatively you can just sit at your station all night..but you won't find any lore the pussy way will you?
Basically ya gotta have balls if you want that lore.

>>76910446
>When the "missing children" article replaces the "Rules of Safety" poster, the posters of the characters in the other part of the east hall are replaced with posters of simple cartoon faces that appear to be screaming in horror and crying profusely.
>When the "Pizzeria closing" article is there, the character posters are gone and IT'S ME is scrawled on the walls.
Holy shit this is an entirely new level of fucked up. I love it.

Fuck slender man. Fuck people who play this game on streams only to hoard more viewers while they overreact in front of their webcams. Those neat little details that 99% of people won't ever notice is way scarier than the gameplay itself, and that's something since the tension and atmosphere are goat.

>>76909558
>kitchen

W-whats in the kitchen?

>>76911776
it's probably that there's no space inside to begin with because it has all the wiring and shit inside
If the nightmare crew can't stuff you into one without turning you into blood slurry you ain't fucking getting in one willingly m8

>>76912047
the fifth kid.

who are the worst?
lorefags, streamers or yiffers?