Cripplefucking General #2348
Hanako's birthday 2: Electric Boogaloo
Official Site (Katawa Shoujo is free!): http://www.katawa-shoujo.com/
Katawa Crash: http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3071
KSG Risk: http://pastebin.com/97aPKfHg
Desktop Katawas: http://www.mediafire.com/?ogvo1fh7d5x36j9
Artbook: http://www.mediafire.com/?ar123xtdzd0w0g2 or http://imgur.com/a/F2AOZ#0
KSG Map: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=776666
KS Alpha: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/KSAlpha
For good ideas with horrible executions
Miki the Liar, Stole Hanako's cakes.
Have you tried to do things with just one hand?
You'll figure it out somehow
I think she'd like amusement parks for some reason
Don't you people get bored of asking this question after 20 or 30 times let alone nearly 2.5k times?
Which katawa would you go timetravelling with?
I done fucked up. Meant to reply to that one.
It's just repeating the same discussions and pictures every single thread. People have even made their own copypastas that they post every thread, usually at the beginning for the first 100 or so posts. I said in the early days that it would kill the threads because take anything meaningful and do it over and over- doesn't mean anything after a while when it stops being a conscious thing with feeling behind it and it's just mindless habitual compulsion, does it? It's basically Groundhog Day the thread with a bunch of unmotivated faggots crying about how ronery they are.
Their waifus couldn't save them.
Dying next to Akira wouldn't be too bad anyway
I still don't see where death comes in though.
We switched dress shirts, and then we were about to say "i'm sorry"
Does a bomb go off or something?
I just don't know what to think
You gonna get murdered for breaking up with her Anon.
Chicks don't dig rejection.
You get stabbed from behind, and hear something as you lose consciousness... "Ara ara anon, I told you not to make my sister cry"
That...That sounds horrible.
I don't wanna die like that.
I wanna make things right with Akira ;_;
Dumb question. Where does ara ara come from, I don't remember it.
You know he did Emi first right (I'm pretty sure basically everyone did, whether they wanted to or not)
Yeah he finished. Last post I saw of him was him screencapping the final scene.
Yes, he finished Emi with the bad ending first. And because of this, i've been spamming Emi every time he posts. He said he'd try to get the good ending before doing Lilly. You didn't notice me before?
Who oddball pairings here?
>I'm pretty sure basically everyone did, whether they wanted to or not
Naw, even though I wasn't sure how the game works, I wanted Hanako, and I just avoided doing stuff that gravitate to any other girl.
It is kinda silly that you can't get Lilly/Hana if you just decide to run a bit harder.
yeah I think I COULD have gotten Lilly or Hanako if I had played with that goal in mind. I was more of a "go where the winds take me" on my first run, leaning towards Rin. So I got stuck with Emi.
Funny how listening to your healthcare provider gets you on Emi's route. I think he was trying to set you up. He gets Emi a confidant and saves Hisao from dying in one move, he seems like a busy guy. Would appreciate the efficiency.
Well, in Emi's route, you get healthy, you get feels and you get the lemon-scented scene.
So, remember children, always listen to your doctor when he tells you to exercise with his loli friend.
Post Hanako songs.
I remember seeing this poem a while back somewhere...
>Shall I compare thee to a burning fire?
>You are very passionate, but also shy.
>As a child you were in a red hot pyre,
>You saw your life flash by your eye.
>You then were scarred for all to see.
>All the stares were too much for you to take,
>So you locked up your heart with an unturnable key.
>And on your birthday your mind would break.
>When you entered high school, you made a friend,
>She was always very motherly and nice.
>She treated you like a daughter, and you wanted that to end.
>You kept that secret in your heart, like a cold block of ice.
>Then you met me, who wanted to set you free.
>I filled your heart with love, and finally turned the key.
>Sonnet written about the ever lovely Hanako
In a thousand years someone will find the 4chan archives. They will study the near cult following of katawa shoujo and it's general and this shall be our magnum opus.
Happy birthday dearest Hanako.
I hope you're enjoying it KSG.
Shizune is capable of really decent banter. I can't really say I'm getting attached but I don't see why everyone one here shits on her so bad.
You pierce that bitchy shell and there ain't nothing but a Georgia Peach in there.
People say she's too assertive and controlling
I'd just say obnoxious. It's not normal conduct to act like everything you and the people around you do needs to be a challenge.
>Shizune, could you unload the dishwasher for me, I'm paying bills online
>[Beat me in Risk, and I'll do both, if you lose, you do both]
From what I observed, it just really seems like she just wants some attention. Maybe hanging out with Drills all the time is just wearing her thin.
Keep in mind how good I am with women and at this game though.
Anyone else feel like lily's confession felt sort of rushed?
It was idle chatter, a psuedo date and suddenly a torrents of i love yous.
I mean i really felt the bond between her and hisao later but i dont know. Maybe its because i played her right after rin where the whole thing was a game of cat and mouse until the very last second
Well, you did get Rin's good ending without failing once, so I guess you're better than most of these idiots.
However getting Hana's bad end what the fuck nigger, why wouldn't you take her out WHY WOULDN'T YOU?
She's rough around the edges, definitely.
I still think she's genuinely nice, if not misguided.
Because I assumed she wanted space. She just dealt with Lilly leaving and considering how badly she operated in public with just her and I it smelled like bad news all over the place.
As I type this I realize that's why she yelled at me. I kept treating her like a fragile child to be protected and not someone I'm genuinely attracted too. She fucking told me this and I just realized it now.
>No, I want an emotionally crippled and generally dependent waifu
After that comment early on in the thread about Hanako's route being the best, I don't know if this kind of post is serious or not.
>someone literally made a video of Robocop shooting people's penises off
That Robocop is really well made too what the fuck
i'm a shizunefag and i didn't kill anyone, how does that work
i am legitimately in love with shizune (although i am fully aware she's a fictional character and that just means wanting a 3d girl with her personality)
I kinda feel you, anon. They may be idealized but i just dont connect with normal women. It makes me tired doing the social song and dance.
Shizune gets a 100x boost for wearing thighhighs
Emi can be 2loli4me sometimes
You need a dash of maturity in there somewhere
Song of the flower child:
There is a girl, sitting on a room
Her hair is like a sea of lavender
Her eyes are pits of peace
When she talks she's gentle
And when she walks she's graceful
Her laughter takes my ears to heaven
Her smile makes my heart stop
She takes away my worries
With every skip and hop
No other girl can make me feel
The way the flower child makes me feel
Between my arms i want her to be
And in her lips, that divine smile i want to see
As our mouths join together
With a kiss as gentle as a feather
This poem i dedicate to you, Hanako
The girl of my dreams
And the owner of my heart
Happy birthday, Hanako
NO BULLYING ALLOWED
Yeah, with either Emi or Shizune
I think that's an ugly word
I think Hanako is not an ugly girl
I think you should change that word
I dunno man
I searched "pit of" in google and got these suggestions
I think it sounds good
If you want to you can write on yourself and put any words you eant in it
I made this peom for Hanako and not anyone else
Does anyone else think it would be really hot if Hanako was topping you in bed and she moved her hips in a really smooth and seductive manner up an down your length, in wide circles, and so on? Sort of like those lap dancers, but this is Hanako and she'd only be doing it for you
I'd love that
That shows how much she loves me because she wants me to feel good
I'd like to return the favor too
You think she would have noticed after Lilly walked into it first.
>you'll never sit down on a sofa with her to read Mein Kampf
>you'll never invade Poland with her
>you'll never gas all the juices with her
>you'll never commit suicide with her before the bolshevik pigs can reach your bunker
Do any of you guys know what's happening with Memento Vivere, that zombie thing that some people were putting together? I can't get anything from the site, and there's no thread suitable to ask.
>he doesn't realize Hanako is a Soviet.
You can have fun with Shizune though.
Does nobody like reverse-traps here?
Then you're cool on my book
I think I may cry a bit if someone happen to give me a drawing like that.
>No other girl can make me feel
>The way the flower child makes me feel
Of course I do, it's lovely!
>not eating kids
Ah. It was pretty cool zombie apocalypse type thing. There was a cop girl, loli nun, brown milf, shut-in-with-Another-eye-patch, and the yandere girlfriend. Then there was your friend who was super into all that zombie stuff before it all went down. Nobody actually remembered his name, including the MC, so he was referred to as Bro.
Produced by Last Rail Productions. Fun stuff. Their site still exists, but I can't get anything but ads out of it.
so yea it turns out jigoro is just a regular guy and put on his BEARMAN persona to scare you away from his daughter.
when he shows up to shizzles wedding hes bald and someone has to cut his piece of cake for his because hes scared of sharp objects.
/a/, /v/, /cgl/
Use your brain and identify what those posts share in common
>not boning her even if she was male
I used to visit it quite a bit.
Gave it a fair shot.
All it proved is how utterly filled to the brim with morons it is.
You are probably one of them judging by your overly hostile posting style which is common to the inhabitants of /pol/.
>not posting lewd kenji
come on you can do better than that
/k/, /v/, /pol/, /b/ rarely and /vg/
only for KSG
Lewd Akira or lewd Kenji?
No because I dislike walls of text
If it was in a VN format like the Alpha, I would
>tfw 1 hour to fix a fucking dent in a fence
i was never able to ask the guy who posted this, but doesn't he look like Mack from Always Sunny?
>Dong is not a 8y/o cute girl
You hear a knock on your door and open it to see Hanako standing with a smile
"H-Hello Anon,w-what did you g-get me for my b-birthday?"
Did you get her something?
If not, what do you do?
Question why 2d girls are real
Wonder if I'm now 2d as well
Wonder how she knows my name
Wonder if other 2d girls exist
Get raging boner at idea of fucking 2d girls
Grab nearest thing in room and give it to her to make her leave so I can plan out my 2d girl harem
Since its Hanako's birthday, we should all remember that the burned one is the best katawa
Better blind one.
Dang, when did /ksg/ get some taste?
Goddammit Doc, it's the second time today you give me wrong dose.
Around a year ago when I first played VLR demo and got instantly hooked
we got if from all of hanako's' delicious birthday cooking
>what happened to her thumb
>what the hell do you mean her thumb
>her thumb is gone, like its just not there
>her entire hand is gone you idiot
>what, no you must be talking about someone else
Hey now, when did I say I played VLR first? I only played the demo first, and after that I started to look for 999, which I did play first, and VLR after that.
and he seems intent on paying it forward to hanako at a later time
luckily hanako will then pay it forward to shizune in a fit of loneliness and lust
making the circle of rape
>It makes me tired doing the social song and dance.
I dont think I even want to start because the results will be pathetic even if I had success in getting a gf. I start to believe that there is usually no love, only mutual interest or obsession.
I hope you like being raped
Only on the butt. When they like it.
just wait till the next scene where shes such a whore she doesn't lock the door
also somewhere in there i'm pretty sure there is
>deaf people moans
I uploaded that one myself, and it's literally just the files from the initial update re-zipped
Since they are the same thing and we appear to have a working DL now, you kinda have a point though, so people should use whatever is more comfortable, probably the other one uploaded by muffin and in the announcements
And I'm afraid I'm not a master of compressing files like muffin is with whatever he did, so maybe the .exe got flagged somehow despite being zipped, since the files are identical like I said
Was it the webpage or the download itself that was flagged? It's possible that Mediafire has some shady ads on its site that would cause Chrome to flag it as harmful. I downloaded and inspected the Mediafire link but didn't see anything out of place, so who knows.