/nsunsg/ - Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

Mei is a thirsty slut, it won't be hard.

>>168492396
Even though Renya is a little boy with nothing to offer her?

>>168492426
The companionship of a male is enough for her spinster ass, and if he says she looks better than Tsunade she might blow him on the spot

>>168491817
Fugetsu is getting inducted into the Seven Shinobi Swordsmen and getting Nenryobo, the completed form of the weapon they recovered in Mission 1.

>>168492175
I like it.

>>168492426
It was enough to charm both Natsumi and Tenten.

>>168492525
If she's that easy then wouldn't she be a high risk of STDs?

Actually nevermind, the thought of Renya getting herpes or something incurable the first time he ever gets laid is kind of hilarious.

>>168492525
>>168492717
It's weird in that she always wants a dude but literally nobody is good enough.

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This thread isn't just dying for any purpose. It becomes the nutrients for fresh new generals! The period they bridge until new manga arcs and game announcements is the climax of youth!

>>168492717
Renya syphilis arc when?

>>168492704
See if any of these appeal to you.

Genjutsu: Phantom Double. +1 AC on AoE melee for 2 turns, +3 AC on non-AoE melee for 2 turns, + 5 AC on non-AoE ranged for 2 turns, 50% flat chance to not trigger attacks of opportunity when moving away or into range for 2 turns.
- Basically you have a blurred image of yourself projected and when you step forward or backwards the phantom is either delayed or does the action first. The blur when you're standing still makes it easier for people to miss attacks that would've grazed otherwise.

Genjutsu: Twilight Haze. User gains a temporary Darkvision ability. Light sources are extinguished up to 45 ft away and do not emit light for the next 6 rounds.

Genjutsu: Euphoria flash. 10 ft radius justu effect centered within 20 ft from user dazes lesser creatures like minor kuchiyose summons and confuses humans, who see what they want to see for two rounds. AC -2 vs. melee and ranged, -2 to hit. Continue to as if they succeeded their rolls if they pass within 2, so if they roll 11-2 to hit on an AC 10, roll for damage to see if the enemy believes he's killed his opponent and turns away.

Earth Release: Inert Golem. 36 HP, DR 4 vs. taijutsu, DR 10 vs. physical ranged attacks and piercing damage, immune to lightning release despite being earth release. Only has action per combat, either an attack (1d8 punch, no attack roll bonus) or a one-hex movement. Collapses at the end of combat into a heap of rubble.

Earth Release: Stonemelt. Transmute up to 10 cubic feet of stone into stone powder. Stone powder can still be walked on like a hard surface but will fall into a heap if the stone was originally upright.

Earth Release: Muddy Buddy. Create a small mud heap that can move freely through earth at 60 feet per round, grapple opponents for one round (at the cost of turning into a normal pile of mud next turn), and retrieve small items (5 lbs max) trapped on a ledge and transport it through the earth.

>>168493162
>Only has action per combat
Only has one*

>>168492321
Should femMenma be called Menmako Or Menmaka?

>>168493392
Menmako, ko is just a generic >it's a girl now suffix in Japanese.

>>168493495
But Menmaka ends with an A like Menma.

>>168493584
But it doesn't make any sense in the language of origin.

>>168493584
And Menmako is めんま子 / めんま娘 which is literally >menma, but a girl now

>>168493584
>>168493686
Also
>But Menmaka ends with an A
No, it ends with a ka か, unlike Menma which ends with ma ま. It's not really nitpicking - in Japanese, if you want to do alliteration or end-of-word theming it has to be the entire syllable because 'ka' doesn't actually include an 'a'.

Is that guy who was reading all the summaries still about?

>>168493162
Wow they're all pretty decent.

>>168496196
> somebody actually sat down and wrote this

It's wedding day, lads. Get hype.

>>168496196
Oh my god I don't have a reaction image that coveys how much I am laffin

Am I the only one surprised by how an Uchiha is the only reasonable one of her generation?
Misuki, Bort, Shikakai, Inojin: fuccbois, all of them
ChoCho: ditzy, food-obsessed bitch
Salad: wants to be Hokage, to be there for people who have none
And even then, there might not be a sane one of the New Gen, as Salad might become feminazi, if her cat's eye glasses are any indication

>>168501887
I don't think feminism exists in Naruto

>>168494147
Tell me if you need any more and which releases.

>>168498870
Episode when?

>>168498870
What wedding? Is Nacho gonna marry 1010 and have 2 wives?

>>168507194
Did my fapfic get leaked already?

>>168507316
?

>>168507194
>more haremshit
Sounds like typical naruto fanfiction alright

>>168492321
What's Naruto's basic personality like? I've read too many stories that turn him into an OC wearing a Naruto-shaped mask. How would you write him properly?

>>168507825
>Gay for the Sauce
>Muh friendship

>>168507704
insert Highschool DxD crossover harem for more selfinsert

>>168507704
>haremshit
Do Job Squad all have -shit names?
>haremshit
>plantshit
>orphanshit
>eugenicsshit

Is it true that we'll get to see Kishi's new manga today in VJump?

>>168507316
Heh. Can't wait to see Lee running around in a dress with barbells

>>168507704
Since when is 2 girls a harem?

>>168507986
DxD is actually better than Naruto
>girls are actually hot
>girls are mostly not a shit
>because the plot is so fucking stupid and doesn't take itself seriously you don't get mad at it

>>168508590
Hot girls doesn't make a show good. Watchable, yes but not good.

>>168507986
>tfw some of the stories seem interesting but devolve into shitty imitations of the DxD's plot
I am 100% convinced it is impossible to write a decent story with harems

>>168509072
I said better than Naruto.
>show
>watching the show

>>168508590
I love DxD
also SEASON 4
and BOOSTO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nz1M5Aw-8Y

I need to catch up the novels

>>168509120
most of the haremwriters lack imagination and copypaste too much

>>168509120
Rokujouma no Shinryakusha refutes your point.

>>168508506
I've seen it listed in fanfiction descriptions as
>small harem
>threesome
>OT3
What would you call it? An SJW term like polyamory?

>>168509637
>greek prefix
>latin suffix

Absolutely disgusting

>>168509058
This seems so silly kek
I'm gonna love this arc

man, today's episode was really fun
also reaction faces

>>168496196
why do people do this

>>168508323
Don't worry Tenten, nobody ever thinks about you

is it me or did the Lee part feel like a Naruto SD episode?

>>168511949
I think about her all the time while rubbing myself though my pocket. I want to make Tenten a mommy!

>>168512095
A lot felt like an omake.

>>168512095
>>168512224
now I can't wait to watch this one

>>168509058
Neji seems to have very bored in afterlife as he trolls his former teammates

>>168509058
>>168508323
Post the part where Neji Crossdresses
>>168512095
Yep
They even made part

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>>168515817
They even made Neji to crossdress*
Also forgot the pic

>>168508323
LEETEN A CUTE!!

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>>168515716

>>168512095
The crows were a direct reference to SD

Orochimaru filming the video in the first part was hilarious. He just doesn't give a fuck about anything anymore

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>mfw they snuck in a baby Tenten and crossdressing Neji in this ep

It was like a love letter to the SD series

>>168508028
Haremshit is probably a good one for Renya, but the others need work. Maybe gayshit or homoshit for Arata and gatorshit for Waniko. Can't think of a good one for Fugetsu.

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>>168516530
>yfw former SD staff did this episode
>yfw this episode was their gift to NaruHina wedding

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>>168515817

>>168516878
Thanks!
SD staff never fails to deliver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOWIHILFrug

Can you do also the subtitled version

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>>168517079

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>>168516465
I have a newfound appreciation for oro
he's living the life

>>168516557
Haha, homoshit is pretty good, but that describes half the main cast of the actual series

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Hanabi a cute

>>168518290
Hanabi confirmed tuboslut

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>>168518561
she is
in her bio she doesn't care about ninja stuff but recently start to care about the boys

>>168518290
Thanks asshole I just got fired

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>>168518290
Damn. She's dressed like one of those japanese booth babes.

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>>168518751
>Browsing 4chan in work
>Busting on nut while working
we all been there anon...

>>168496196
Fic? Seems familiar but I can't remember.

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>>168519895
hope my man Konohamaru beat her slutiness with superior Sarutobi cock

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>http://sgcafe.com/2017/02/animemanga-theme-park-j-world-tokyo-celebrating-naruto-hinatas-wedding/

>>168523152
The fact that it's a crack ship is why I crave it so much nigga

>>168508323
>This dialog was inspired by Yukarin inner nonologues

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>>168523778
Is it really a crack ship? It's more like a pairing of convenience because they're a male and female of similar age in the same place and are related somehow to the main canon couple.

It's a bit crack but not as crack as something like pic related which is also crazy popular.

>>168525903
this one is way too prevalent

>>168529548
TL Anon?

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>>168525046
>tfw Yukarin will die alone in your lifetime just like Miyu Matsuki

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>>168521338
They took so many posts from us...

>>168525903
>pic related which is also crazy popular.
It's a team 7 pairing, of course it's popular.

>>168530345
what was it?

>>168531141
Naruto thread on /a/

>>168531141
a link to an /a/ thread about naruto

>>168531293
>>168531317
soooooooooo
mods watching this thread?
MOM GET THE CAMERA IM BEING WATCHED BY MOD!

>>168531454
Could just be a janitor

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>>168531523
maybe

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>>168529548
shes such a cute kid

>>168532754
Is there a name for non sexual ships? Because I find this one adorable but I don't want to see Hima getting railed by captain autismo

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>>168533018
>captain autismo
Thats autistischeführer for you

>>168533018
But Sasuke's not in the picture

>>168520107
Naruto vs. Sasuke: The Aftermath.

>>168533553
sounds homo

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>tfw the girl you like looks just like your sensei

>>168533867
Fucking adorable

>>168533553
>+3k follows
>+3k favorites
>+6k reviews

Jesus christ what is wrong with these people.

>>168533867
Did she just turn Bort gay or straight?

>>168535107
Yes

>>168509637
3 people is literally a threesome, a 'small' harem would be in the range of 5-10 partners. Remember historically in actual reality, there have been harem that measured in to the hundreds or more.

>>168536782
A harem is defined as 3 or more partners in a show. Historical harems were also just places your sister(s) lounged around in.

>>168540542
This. Harems weren't just for sexual, they also included the female family members like sisters, aunts, and mother.

>>168541257
Hey in those days it could've been both

>>168507825
Some of my quest's readers told me I did a pretty good job keeping Naruto recognizable even while making him an antagonist

>>168546513
Is that you Laze?

>>168546952
Yeah

>>168547079
Well, since it is you, you did do a good job with the idea of an evil Naruto. Probably the only good one I've seen since most of them turn into basically Naruto becoming full-edge Sasuke.

>>168546513
>>168547079
Yeah, you did good with anti-Naruto. His interactions with the Akatsuki were great.

>>168535107
More like Uchiha sexual

Can any draw fags in here draw Zabuza as the Mizukage getting blown under the table in his office by Mei.

>>168553506
>by Haku
FTFY

Please contain your autism in this general

Regards
/a/

>Tenten worries about being seen as a weapons-obsessed spinster
This fuckin episode.

>>168553729
We're trying.

>>168553781
Also in the novel she says that her "weapons" are enough for her, however in the anime she is concerned because she doesn't had time to get bf

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>>168553781
Tenten will be the woman all the boys and younger men test pick up techniques because they know she'll be single forever.

>>168553729
We can't stop others making threads outside here, matey

>>168529548
>[Valentine's Present: Himawari -> Naruto]
>Himawari: Daddy, daddy!
>Naruto: Ohh, what is it, Himaaa? (She's got chocolate, eh?)
>Himawari: I'm giving you chocolate!
>Naruto: Waaah, thank you!
>Himawari: I have something else to give you!
>Naruto: Hm? What is it?
>Himawari: I'm giving you a sunflower!*
>Naruto: !!!?
>[Indirect Attack]
*For those unaware, Himawari means sunflower.

Who is the King Siolomon of Naruto?

>>168559324
Like, the biblical one? Kakashi?

>>168560768
Nah, in my opinion its more Itachi than Kakashi
>Both were creator's Golden Boy (Solomon was said to be God's favorite mortal, as well as the most intelligent, wise and benevolent)
>Both were said to have incredible power and wisdom
>Despite alleged wisdom, both made very stupid mistakes out of love, resulting in their country nearly being destroyed (Solomon being introduced to and worshiping pagan gods by his many wives, the whole Uchiha massacre ordeal for Itachi)

>>168553729
It looks like a lot of the discussion in the /a/ thread is coming from people who haven't already talked about the same things for over a year. We need new blood in here, and most importantly we need to respond to all topics of discussion like they haven't been discussed a million times before so that if someone does come and post there will be legitimate discussion in response to their posts.

>>168555407
Hot, I'm into the idea of an innocent young boy losing his virginity to a deviant and experienced older woman who will be creative and probably use all sorts of """toys""" on him.

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>>168525903
I've also seen a lot of this crackship. Is it just because they're from the same village or was there some other justification fans saw for it in canon?

>>168512156
Go to bed, Renya.

>>168533018
Maybe there's a friendship/platonic tag for fanfiction? I've seen people use (pairing name)friendship before but it's not too common. I think people want to see fucking or at least romance in a lot of fanfiction.

>>168533018
I believe that's known as a friend-ship

>>168563395
This post >>168562634 was clearly made by Renya, too. It's way past his bedtime, why isn't he asleep?

Which member of the job squad will likely be the first to get married?
Assuming they live long enough.

So did anyone actually come from the /a/ thread?

Is this the only Naruto thread allowed on all of 4chan?

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>>168525903
Do you think karui/chouji would've been considered a crackship before it became canon? Was there any indication it would be a thing? Did Kishi make the one person who crackshipped them together incredibly happy?

>>168566357
no, /a/ and sometimes /v/ have nardo threads from time to time

>>168566357
/a/ thread is still up. We're just the only one that's around 24/7.

>>168566357
They're allowed, but this is a containment general that's been going for over a year because it was quite comfy once upon a time and /a/ threads usually devolve into cancer.

>>168565860
Judging by >>168508323 Renya isn't going to have any trouble convincing Tenten to be the first official member of his cake harem, so probably them. Of course he might ask some other cake to tie the knot first. Is polygamy even legal in Naruto universe?

>>168565860
I'd wager Renya would go for some low-hanging fruit like 1010, so he would be the first.
But no before Takushiki and Oshi.

>>168567197
I genuinely wish Tenten found someone. She deserves it.

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reminder they did her so dirty in the whole series
>all that character potential
>her specialty is clearly weapons
>could've been literal MASTER of ALL weapons, coupled with being able to unlock up to the third gate
>guy is her teacher
>everybody on guy's team was supremely gifted in some way and actually SHOWED it....except her
>never got married

>>168567625
Takushiki and Oshi aren't in job squad. Question said job squad. Also I bet Waniko and Fugetsu will get married first, after Waniko gets teen pregnant because she's too dumb to use birth control properly, and Fugetsu's parents don't want their new keikaku pawn to be a bastard so they force them to get married.

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Threadly reminder that being sexually aroused by and lusting after arachimaru is not gay in any way.

>>168568846
I want to know what kind of genitals it has.....

>>168569456
Far as we know, it's currently a female body.

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>I realize the screaming pain
>Hearing loud in my brain

>>168570298
What?

>>168570367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3ASICWeSLc

>>168570408
Alright, I'm gonna be home alone for like most of next week, so outside of work hours, I think I might get that Naruto stream underway. Hell, I might just leave it running while I'm at work anyway, if I can rack up enough episodes.

I've forgotten the streaming site that was recommended to me though, since YouTube doesn't like copyrighted content

>>168570664
I might have very well been the one who recommended it to you a while ago. Ustream is the site, it doesn't give a fuck about copyrights or movies or anime or anything. I've streamed anime, movies, tv shows, and games under the latin music section for years and have never even been suspended.

>>168570774
I'll look into it tonight or over the weekend, cheers

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>>168557026
>>168529548
Shit, that's fucking adorable. Thanks, man.

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>>168523778
crack ships are fun, but finding good art for them can be hard, unless its something involving popular characters.

Is dust release the deadliest kekkei genkai?

>>168574231
Well, it clearly did diddly dick against something like Susano'o, so I feel like the Uchiha kekkei genkai still reigns supreme

>>168574231
It's technically not a kekkei genkai

>>168523778
Literally any ship that isn't 100% canon is a crack ship.

>>168575656
What about SasuNaru? You have to admit they were pretty gay for eachother even though they both got beards in the end.

>>168576314
SasuNaru isn't 100% canon?

>>168567751
But does Renya deserve tenten?

>>168577758
He's a 13 year old, he doesn't deserve shit.

>>168578560
Will he eventually become the kind of man who will deserve her?

>>168578820
Who knows. People won't be happy if he starts playing a ton of girls all over the world.

>>168566396
Yes, it was a crackship. It isn't the first time an author canonized a crackship (for whatever reason). No indications besides both of them having interest in the opposite sex; not sure if they met or even appeared together. Probably. IIRC there seemed to be some mild inklings of Kiba and Karui support.

>>168579559
It's a pun. Karui means light (weight-wise) so Kishi picked her to marry Choji cause he's a fat guy

post some lewd sakuras so i can have childhood nostalgia fap

>>168580064
I don't fap to pinkshit, sorry.

>>168582106
wew lad you've done it now

>>168567197
>Renya isn't going to have any trouble convincing Tenten to be the first official member of his cake harem
>first official member
What are you talking about? He's already engaged to Waniko's great aunt.

>>168583067
She didn't take it seriously.

>>168582106
I know you're lying.

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BEST TEAM

>>168583380
Motherfucker I will get the chat logs and prove you wrong
Unless this is Adam in which case I concede to your knowledge of the character.

>>168584562
Yeah, guess who, haha. She thought it was a cute sentiment, and she was definitely charmed by the boy, but she thinks he'll grow out of it.

>>168567879
Yukarin's curse

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Shenanigans in around 10 hours. If all the players can make it.

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>>168574231
It's probably the overall best one aside from the sharingan and wood shit.

>>168592527
Nah boy, Shikotsumyaku for life

>>168592527
Deidara deserved better

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>>168590890

>>168567879
>all that character potential
What potential?

>>168594482
The things he listed underneath that line?

>>168574409
>Well, it clearly did diddly dick against something like Susano'o,
That's against Madara's Rinnegan.

>>168584319
They all deserved better. Guy was the only one who got a semi-satisfactory conclusion to his character.

>>168594709
Do they have any other living relatives?

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>gay sleepover bump

>>168600979
>dat Neji

>>168598092
Temari's future son

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>>168594709
No, thanks to Gaara and to this nice fella

>>168598092
Probably some extended family like distant cousins or something

>>168604567
Could Orochimaru have been redeemed or was he just born like that and there was nothing anyone could do?

Post lewd fanfics where sasuke is a girl and gets the sausage he deserves.

>>168607718
He was though?

>>168609315
>implying he's still not doing evil shit

>>168612983
Stop posting your OC, she'll,never be real.

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>>168613750
We can all dream.

>>168614018
>there will never be a thicc girl in Naruto

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>>168614279
Anko exists tho

>>168614485
I said thicc not obese.

>>168614567
hey we haven't seen her whole body yet
she might just have a really, really round face

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>10

>>168615512
Even if the rest of her body was thicc goodness she'd sill be a butterface.

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>>168493162
>Earth Release: Muddy Buddy
I want this

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>>168496196
>First time in the general in months
>Not even five minutes later, I want to leave forever

>>168623289
I'll take it

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>>168574231
>>168592527

Scorch Release is pretty damn op too. Just one nic from one of Pakura's orbs and you are a shriveled mummified corpse.

>>168624841
You're welcome for the permission to finally be free forever, then.

>10

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>>168632338
i love 1010!

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>>168634627
Don't we all

>10

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Post cute

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>>168637784

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Does job squad have a theme song yet?

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>>168637784
k

What will adult Salad and Boruto's dynamic be like?

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>>168638398
is that Uchiha fucking shit?

>>168642795
lmfao
Didn't Sasuke pwn this scrub and the other kages at the same time?

>>168642965
No, Madara did. Sasuke went all cocky to talk to them, content that they were locked down by Edo Tensei, and then both Tobirama and Hashirama casually broke free.

>>168642965
more like got pwned that Tobi had to bail em out

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>>168638398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
this i think

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>>168641474
Screwing

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>>168645790

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>>168648820
booo keep it short!

>>168646463
>implying that Sauce would let it happen

>>168646463
>bort will take the Uchiha name and renounce the uzumaki name to be closer to sauce.
>Salad will do the same to be closer to the seventh.

>>168567197
Kaguya was a concunbine of the Daimyo

>>168650673
He was the wife of a king

>>168650852
>>168650673
She*

>>168650852
Female servants imply that Kaguya was Daimyo's "Favourite"

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>>168650147
>implying he cares
He could walk in on them mid-nut bust and wouldn't bat an eye.

>>168650673
>>168651454
She was probably the main wife, though? Is it revealed that he had concubines? If she was called the japanese word for wife then she was the legal wife, not a concubine. In China and Japan there is only one legal wife, the rest are concubines and have no legal status as a wife would.

>>168651454
> female servants
> in the non-canon anime

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>>168642795
Yes, the guy you desperately wanted to save.

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>>168550045
Well, let's hope he doesn't meet coolest guy

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1010 is love!
1010 is lyfe!

>10

>>168656036
1010 is a lonely spinster with a failing store

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>>168656196
she's everything I want in a woman then
minus the failing store

Do you think Arachimaru created the Mitsuki series of clones for some ulterior purpose?

>>168658959
His amusement

>>168658959
/ss/

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>>168658959
Giving Bort the Tenseigan.

>>168659243
Are you implying that he is masochist?

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>>168660978
>discover moon man jizz chakra
>decide to science up a baby with it and some of Juugo's Sage Transformation cells and god knows what else so he can absorb nature chakra instinctively
>also name him after the moon and brainwash him into believing he is the moon for the Hokage's son's sun in an attempt to replicate the Indra/Ashura dynamic but with less diastrous consequences
>hypothesize that this son will eventually end up with the Byakugan because of his heritage
>know that Ootsutsuki chakra and a pure Byakugan = Tenseigan
>realize that a power like that would be necessary in order to combat the encroaching alien threat
>also make a clone big brother to guide him on the way because hey Sasuke had a big brother who guided him
Jesus, this guy plans further ahead than Hiashi

>>168661882
Orochimaru is literally Palpatine, just without the galaxy-spanning empire.

>>168661882
>implying Hiashi didn't seek him out to complete the team of his genetic monstrosities

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What is it like to be in love?

>>168665271
It's pretty good.

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>>168665395
No shit, nigger. Give me specifics.

>>168665271
You feel a certain euphoria, almost like a high
Also constant horniness

>>168666427
I've never been high before, either, so I can imagine that feeling but I don't know for sure what it's like. I guess I understand the horniness thing though.

>>168665271
I wouldn't know ;_;

>>168665271
When unrequited, it's awful.

>>168665271
Doesn't feel any different than normal, love is just best friends plus lust.

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>>168669252
Sounds pretty nice. Can men and women be best friends?

What will be the possible justification for the time skip in Boruto?

>>168671912
Yes. The key point is to see her as a sibling instead of a cocksleeve, and for her to see you as a sibling instead of a walking penis, so you remove lust from the equation.
The problem with lust is that it can't be isolated, which is why even "happy" breakups often have the two drift apart because lust becomes a keystone in the entire relationship and can't be just taken away easily and reverted to platonic friendship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONtEYSrLZkM

>>168673549
>you will never watch naruto on toonami for the first time again and be filled with excitement of the possibilities of what you would see
How would your younger self react if you told them what was in store for the franchise?

>>168674585

I mean I only found out everything post Chunin exam around March last year and it was great.

Now if I was my younger self I'm pretty sure I would've grown up to be far more autistic after this experience.

>>168676740
You don't think that the series quality went down? Did you read or watch it or did you just hear what happened?

I can't wait for the stream, if it ends up happening. I look forward to rewatching the whole thing so I can make a new judgement.

>>168671934
Bort was having a coma dream about Kawaki and the destruction of konoha.

>>168678263
I would not be surprised if that actually will happen

>>168677443

Oh no it did,but it was still great.
I don't watch Anime other than Naruto so I'm willing to forgive a lot of this dumb shit.

Hell I suffered through all of the filler too,I only skipped the Indra/Asuhra non-sense because holy shit.

I had no idea btw,up until then I remember seeing Sasori get blasted waaay back for some reason,but other than that I had 0 knowledge post-Chunin.I sure hope the stream happens,I really want to rewatch it too.

>>168678473
It's a red herring. Screencap this.

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>>168492321

So, which is your favorite player?

Which do you know how to handle better?

Here is mine

>Itachi (Anbu version)

So I just looked into ustream, and I'm not paying to stream. Any other suggestions?

>>168681982
You don't need to pay to use ustream.

How do you get easy S ranks? I'm trying to get a plat for nsuns4.

So, the game was short today. We managed to wrap up the combat, but nothing super-special went down. Fugetsu got hit in the back by a fireball as a ninja launched himself through a window and got knocked unconscious. Mitsuki managed to make his way over to Arata and patch him up, which was immediately followed by Arata using Chakra Enhanced Strength to demolish a guard's skull with a kunai launched at mach 2. Fugetsu managed to drop the Captain with a Swirling Spear, which caused all the guards to flee, which left the enemy ninja and lieutenants.

After all the bad guys were down, Mitsuki and Arata wandered around healing people, and Shikadai found the scroll inside a box. The group were preparing to head back to their start point with the scroll, but Kakashi was waiting outside, and told them they were calling it quits there, as many of the Genin who were to harry their trek back were suddenly feeling a lot less sure of themselves and their chances after seeing the whirlwind of nearly-murder-slaughter that Waniko had been on the way in. Waniko was pretty upset about it, and avoided eye contact with Kakashi. She started sobbing, saying that she was really sorry, and that she just 'sort of snapped back there'. She said that she didn't know what to do, or what she could do, so she stopped thinking and let herself lose control. Fugetsu tried to console her, saying that she shouldn't feel bad about it.

She refused to be calmed down, and said she couldn't do much good because she let herself stop thinking and lost control, and that she knew that type of behavior can get her and her teammates killed on real missions. Kakashi sighed and said that at least she recognised it. He did say, however, that there certainly were times and places to more or less do what she did, and it's just that a training exercise wasn't it, and that someday her teammate's lives might depend on whether she can take down targets efficiently, and to make sure they don't get back up again.

>>168683594
Kakashi said that he'd talk to the Hokage about what happened, but since none of the Genin are dead, and that he confident in Sakura's healing abilities, there shouldn't bee too much of an issue. Waniko bowed in apology, but Kakashi told Arata not to be surprised if he was called in. Waniko finished up by saying that she was sorry for causing so much trouble, and that she'd do everything in her power to not let it happen again. Kakashi raised an eyebrow and warned her that this had been a test run, and that they weren't going to get it so easy next time they participated in the War Games, saying that the Hokage clearly underestimated them.

Finishing up on that topic, he said that they all did rather well, although perhaps not quite as stealthy as they had expected. He smiled underneath his mask and said that Sakura would probably score Arata points for blasting in the door, and at least they were keeping the Village's carpenters in work. He did, however, chastise Waniko for warping into unknown hostile territory while on her last legs, and that it was like day one basic tactics of what NOT to do. Waniko tried to explain it away as getting desperate and just wanting to complete the objective. she said she really wasn't thinking straight for some reason. Kakashi didn't take it too hard, simply saying that it happens in combat sometimes, that she was young, and she'd learn.

He turned to Arata, though, and asked if Sakura had not run him through the rules for a shinobi medic that Tsunade wrote and passed into law? He clarified, saying that he wasn't suppose to lead the charge, that medic shinobi were few and far between, and so if he went down, there's not a lot his team could do.

We left it there, as I had stuff to do, and we're going to pick up tomorrow back at Konoha, after the team wandered back.

>>168682135
http://www.ustream.tv/

Looks like I need to, apart from a 30 day trial, and trialware sucks.

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>>168684552
They kinda hid it in there, but it's free. I've never paid a dime, and I've been using Ustream for years.

To prove it, I'll be streaming in five minutes. I'll stream the two latest Naruto wedding episodes on Crunchyroll.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/zombiepatrol7

>>168684902

Sasuke was not in that wedding.

What a bitch.

>>168684902
Eps are over, might as well stream a few Rock Lee Ninja Pals.

>>168687050

Shame that the adds pause the stream,but I guess that time can be used to check on the thread if half the people that post are gonna be watching.

Also I really need to actually watch the spin-off huh.

>>168688048
It's a small price to pay for streaming anything you want. I've never seen an ad play on my stream however, maybe it's adblock. Dunno.

Anyway the spin-off is super cute and well worth watching.

>>168684902
Cool. I'll look into it tomorrow, then. Do up an account and all that. Might look around for non-ad sites as well

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Happy Birthday Suigetsu!

>>168691974
Maybe Fugetsu will get to wish him a happy birthday in person

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what did she mean by this?

>>168692725
I like this idea. Does suigetsu visit?

>>168694204
A corpse is the only thing willing to fuck her

>>168695063
I thought it was pretty common knowledge that Job Squad is heading to Kiri

>10

>1010
Post her

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>>168701584

>>168701712
Delicious cake.

>>168701712
Soon she'll be dead, like this general.

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>>168492321

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>>168704068
Only this general will actually be remembered and missed

>>168704814
Meanwhile Nana, like her voiced character, keeps on winning.

>>168695768
But suigetsu still lives in orochimaru hideout or something?

>>168705749
Oh yeah silly me I guess Arata is meeting him first then.

>>168705386
Nana always wins
Has Yukarin ever voiced a character who won?

>>168706094
Wait, really? How is that going to happen?

And would Fugetsu and suigetsu really never have met before? Not even at family reunions?

>>168704480
Where is that from and where are the rest of the pics?

>>168711561
Suigetsu got tanked by Oro long before Fugetsu was born, and it's possible that he never bothered visiting the Mist again

>>168711731
it's from the recent next generations trailer i beleive
>>168708421
very rare
all the characters that she voiced suffered from bad endings

>>168711879
>it's from the recent next generations trailer i beleive
And where is that?

>>168712008
tumblr

>10

>>168716550
>as of yet no scenes of Sarada acting like a big sister to Himawari
FUCKING FIX THIS IKEMOTO

>>168719021
She barely has had any scenes with her own father, of course she isn't going to have any with Sarada.

>>168719793
She has more scenes with her dad than Salad has with her mom.

>>168721517
I think you are remembering things wrong. So far their only conversation in the whole next gen stuff has been "Dad, you forgot your lunch" followed by "thank you, Himawari"

>>168716550
>bort comes home and sees this on his bed

>>168721960
I'm talking just in the movie.

She also has the ill-fated birthday scene, while Sakura only tells Sarada to do her best at the chuunin exam.

>>168723541
>>168723715
>>168723909
The fact that guy does scat ruined it for me

>>168723541
>head from hina
must be better than heroin.
Lucky bastard.

>>168724467
Why wouldn't gaiden and 700 count too?

Also, counting only the movie, Sakura and Sarada still had more dialogue together.

>>168725220
Because we're talking about Boruto? Hima still has more scenes. Naruto, Hinata, and Himawari are in the stands together at the chuunin exam.

>>168724518
he is patreon artist
what the fuck do you expect?

>>168726252
I expect him not to take comissions to draw literal shit

>>168726857
A lot of people will do anything for money.

>>168726948
dude literally half of the artist draws pony and furry shit just because people pays shitton of money to do it

if i could draw worth a damn, I'd take most any commisions for the cash. beats working a day job, surrounded by other assholes and serving dickheads drinks 'n shit all day.

>>168727982
buy plot of land if you wanna make some dosh

>>168729085
>buy land
>dig for gold, silver, diamonds, etc
>avoid lava
>hit bedrock
>too much minecraft
>shit_wrong_general.png

>>168729269
either you grow crops or lease land to somebody else

>>168729460
seems good senpai, but need dosh to buy land to get dosh......

>>168729790
just start saving up your spare money if you can

>>168509484
You my real nigga.
Beetle a bad though.

>>168523152
Hope CC2 puts the rest of the RTB character models into the game

>>168523705
It looks like Sai is putting his hand up Sakura's shirt

>>168730729
>you just know

>>168730729
he knows where the goods are at

>>168568846
why is everyone spelling it like that

>>168561743
Who was Itachi's Bat Sheba?

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>>168730981
>sakura
>goods

o i am laffin

>>168731079
Because he looks like a lady who says Ara ara

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thread looks dead
bae bump

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>tfw no big titty /fit/ gf