/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>>163343794
Tracer is a lesbian, D.Va is trans, Reinhardt is a confirmed bachelor, Mercy is taking Genji's dick, Jack/Gabriel used to be a thing

>>163343882
I thought Mercy was dating Roadhog...

>>163343967
Roadhog has fucked every member of the cast.
He's a one man a-cock-alypse.

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Anyone who thought this face was straight was delusional

>>163343729
>Her sexuality comes right from Chu's ass. Her lore places her around numerous guys and puts her in a relatively normal social life-The Military Slipstream program, Overwatch and keeping in touch with Winston all suggest a straight girl over the alternative.
are you seriously arguing that having male coworkers means you're straight

>>163343861
>people are still dumb enough to assume that's Pharah's father
The fact we have never heard a word about who Pharah's father is guarantees it's one of the existing cast. My money is on Reinhardt because of their fishing sprays together and then repeatedly implying she admires him.

Guy in the comic is probably a military friend of hers.

And no, a Canadian flag on the TV behind her means nothing. The same comic had panels with news broadcasts from across the world and none of the other heroes were explicitly showing where they were except for ones in locations we could guess or have seen before

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What are those little, yet extremely satisfying things pull off?

>tfw 1-shot headshots with hog's alt fire

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>>163344019
reminder if you google "soft butch" the first image result looks like tracer
tracer is the most blatantly gay girl in overwatch

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Who's going to be the next gay character?

My guess is McCree

>>163344109
Hacking the health pack a low health enemy is running to

>>163344058
>guarantees it's one of the existing cast
Already confirmed that he isn't in the game.

And let's not kid ourselves, that guy looked way too old to be some rando coworker of hers. If the scene was meant to be highlight the whole "MY TEAM IS MY FAMILY" trope then she would have been sitting in a barracks somewhere with a host of faceless mooks getting drunk or some shit. It's her dad, almost assuredly.

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Copypasting this from last bread.

Widow didn't truly forget her feelings for Gerard.
Talon didn't brainwash her into hating him, they actually left those feeling there, to torture her more after she kills him.

Killing a loved one, especially your wife/husband and your own children with your bare hands is more traumatic and mind breaking than any other possible event, and Talon knew that.
She still loves him, and when she is revved by Mercy, her voiceline is "You must really hate me.", meaning that she wants to die in every second of her life, she sees death as a moment of eliberation, a moment when she'll truly be free, and the moment when she'll finally see Gerard again.

>tracer
>white

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>Nobody really cares about the fact Tracer is gay except waifufags, at most people are just kind of annoyed because it feels like pandering to the tumblr crowd
>SJW's: GAMERS BTFO WILL WHITE MALES EVER RECOVER?!?! THE INTERNET IS LOSING THEIR MINDS AND IT'S KIND OF AWESOME!

>>163344187
>Widow didn't truly forget her feelings for Gerard.
obviously, we knew this from voicelines
>when she is revved by Mercy, her voiceline is "You must really hate me."
have literally never heard this but have heard "You must really like me"
source where

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Colorswap event W H E N?

>>163344279
>source where
His ass. She straight up says "You must like me" when getting healed/boosted and "You must REALLY like me" when getting rezzed.

>>163344263
>Nobody really cares about the fact Tracer is gay except waifufags, at most people are just kind of annoyed
anon did you look at the BNet forum after the reveal? the first page was ENTIRELY people talking about it, and a ton of them were mad

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I love Hana.

>>163343882
If anyone is going to be trans, I'm willing to bet it'll be Sombra. She got a sex change to further obscure her true identity. It's the perfect setup.

>>163344294
that looks supper weird, also, shouldnt one of them be happy ??

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>>163344116

>>163344323
>>163344279
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Widowmaker/Quotes
>Damage Boosted
>You must like me.
>Resurrected
>You must really hate me.

>>163344019
Honestly, I was expecting her to be bisexual. She may still be, for all we know.

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>>163344139
>pursuing a low health enemy
>shoot them in the back just before they trod on a health pack
>look at their ragdoll
>shake camera from side to side in a "no" motion

>>163344360
We already saw her as a loli, and her video implied that she scrubbed her identity well into her career.

>>163344360
her intro video showed her as a little girl in the past

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Boy howdy, that was fast.

inb4 >macfag.

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I love hana!

There will be no trans hero, there's too risky.Most of the people are ok with lesbians but find transes disgusting

>>163344408
>Resurrected
>Ah... Gerard.

She only says this at the start of the match.

>You must really hate me.
She clearly says "like".

Whomever writes this needs their ears checked.

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>>163344459
>>163344463
DOCTORED EVIDENCE! I BELIEVE IN XER!

How would the reaction differ if they decided to make one of the dudes homo?

I guess it would depend on the character.

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Merry Christmas, /owg/!

>>163344359
>>163344502

Will you still love her when she irremediably get a penis? I'm fairly sure the next reveal will be a picture of her as a boy when being a kid.

>>163344697
I would love her even more since im a tranny chaser irl

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>>163344697
yes

>>163344694
But Ana sent Pharah a letter letting her know that Ana was alive.

>>163344694
>father
lmao

>>163344697
Making a character a transwoman would be expected if they wanted to throw in some tranny shit. They might throw a curveball and reveal one of the guys has a pussy.

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How does it feel knowing that even if she were real, and you were a fine male specimen, that you would never be allowed to dick her and utilized her womb the way it was meant to be, having to settle with just watch her munch carpet?

>>163344845
you could always just rape her ;]

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>>163344109
Getting a sleep dart hit when an enemy uses their ultimate

Mfw

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>>163344820

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So let me get this straight...

Tracer's a lesbian
Torb's straight or he likes girls with penises
and Reinhardt's a pedo

cool

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Human Zenyatta design got leaked.

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>>163344916
>Sleep darting a pharah that falls to her death

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>>163343861 #
She is surrounded by relatively conservative guys-the military is almost always anti-gay from where I have been posted/with experience, so the with the Brits RAF 2.0 and Overwatch I would expect her to follow suit. Her gay tendencies would never had time to develop-don't forget here, she is quite old but doesn't appear to have aged, much alike Mercy and Mei. And tbqh I don't mean this in the worst way, but quite a few girls I see in the military come legit for the big strong guys to settle with, little else. Tracer is the odd one out in this case. Generally a military career breeds a traditionalist character in storytelling, with the rebels being, well rebels. As I said, Lucio has the strongest case going, with a loose but tangible case going to Junk and Sombrero respectively.

Tl/Dr
>Military Background=Conform
>Rebel Background=Rebel

>>163344981
>or he likes girls with penises
Where did all those kids come from then?

>>163344765
She's telling her father that Ana's dead because they don't want him to know she's alive...
They must have a really good reason to lie to him.

So does this mean Blizzard is going all out with the sexual-orientation stereotypes? I mean, Tracer was the 2nd most likely to be gay or bi (after Zarya) given her tomboy status/personality/etc and it happened. I imagine Lucio will be revealed as bi, and probably someone of the Hanzo/McCree/Soldier group will be the manly gay male (McCree would be my best guess)

>>163344981
The children are either Torb's or from an orphanage.

>>163345052
Explicitly confirmed as Torb's children.

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>>163345025
>don't forget here, she is quite old but doesn't appear to have aged

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Why does she smile like a dork??

>>163344845
She was never hot to begin with.

>>163344981
I want to fuck his wife.

>>163345051
Zarya is totally not gay, she is the Russian stereotype being xenophobic and homofobic except for her muscle but that's more of a combat necessity than a sexual choice imo.

>>163344845
I mean she's a lot smaller than me, I could just rape her.

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>>163344135
my guess would go for Hanzo, the gay nip bros

Jack and reaper are straight through and through, Jesse is in the haze but I expect him to be straight, maybe he fugs pharah?

>>163343882
Where the fuck is any evidence to suggest Dva is trans you mongol

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>>163345182
She's a cute dork.

>>163345051
The new comic was banned in Russia. If they made Zarya the gay one, I wouldn't be surprised if the entire game was banned in Russia.

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>>163344845
But sh'es bi

>>163345261
>more of a combat necessity
She was a body builder. She joined the Russian resistance to serve her country, and she also happens to be one of the best candidates to use that massive gun because she's probably one of the few people who can actually lift it.

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>>163345035
it's an orphanage

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>>163345130
>We see her look the same when Mercy was a child genius
>We see her look the same when Pharah is a kid
>She definitely looks the same in the comic where she is in the plane which gives her timey-wimey powers
>She still look she damn same

I would say she is grown up by now, and her mind was made in the military-my point still stands, regardless of Jhu's retarded excuses for his shit timeline

>>163344845
I wouldn't care desu. Blue = best

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A gentle reminder that indulging in Overwatch is a SIN.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=110442

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Why is Sombra so shit?
>health a bit too low
>invis takes too long to start and is interrupted by any little source of damage
>beacon lasts for only 15 seconds which is basically nothing
>hack can be interrupted by any little source of damage
if they'd fix these shits or even a part of them she'd be usable, atleast in 2CP

>>163345308
Yeah, not allowed to portray gays unrealistically

>>163345329
We don't know that.

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>>163345547
and yet I shall assume that

I think symmetra should have been the gay one.
No one would have thought that she would be gay, and it is in no way reflected in her manerisms or character design.
So gays get their gay character, and its a "normal people can be gay too who also happens to be brown" scenario as well.
Double good boy points for making a character no one cares about gay for no reason.

>>163345459
>>We see her look the same when Mercy was a child genius
????

>>163345051
>manly gay male

They wouldn't do that.

>>163345052
They're Torb's. Blizz confirmed it on twitter.

>>163345658

>>163345594
autistic gay pooinloo?
my inner tumblr cannot be contained

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>>163345730
That is the most retarded thing I've seen today and could only be accepted in /pol/.
I don't give a shit about sexualities or partners of video game characters but I do enjoy the butthurt they produce.

>Pick D.va
>Win
anybody else?

>find out about overwatch
>want to main as McCree because he looks like my dad
>buy game
>can't play him for shit
>end up getting decent with Reaper instead

What character did you plan on playing most before you bought and what characters do you play most as now?

>>163345861
I didn't really plan to play any of them more than any of the others.
But i play pharah the most for qp and zen for comp.

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>>163345591
you assume such things because in your fucked up head you're trying to find comfort when your imaginary girlfriend was just revealed to be a faggot and grasping straws that "I-IT'S OKAY, SHE'S JUST BI, SHE'LL STILL LOVE ME"

Just face it, fucko. She'll never take a dick, she'll always hunger for snatches and your waifu fantasy was just blown the fuck out.
Kys yourself degenerate.

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So that means she's bearing his child right? That's a pretty bold move blizzard.

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hows christmas treatin ya

>green is what i still want

i also intend on buying all the sprays and voicelines i dont get because i have too much coin

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>tfw no autistic, Indian gf

>>163345861
I'm shit at all of them

>>163345658
>conservative parents with an ounce of common sense
To be fair, there's probably only a small handful of those in existence.

>>163345861
>What character did you plan on playing most before you bought
i didn't
>what characters do you play most as now?
Dva and Phara

>>163344498
>gay meme

>>163344981
Reinhardt does not look like he's having a good time desu

>>163345934
>tfw she'll never peg you with a warm vibrating hard light strapon

Dear LBGT Tumblrshits,

You got your representation. Tracer is gay. Leave the other characters alone now.

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>>163345930

>>163345509
I hope this is a joke. If not, then holy shit.

>>163345547
at the same tho we don't explicitly not know that. The joys of fiction, everything is open to interpretation unless stated otherwise.

>>163346047
kek'd

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>>163346019
This truly is a bad feeling. As soon as I heard she's autisitic she went up to waifu-tier along with smugberry

>>163345527
Let her hack CPs and payloads so that there's no progress :^)

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>>163345861
I wanted to play Tracer and now I'm kinda good with her. Mostly play Dva in comp though.

>>163345025
The military being anti-gay does as much to keep gay people out as the world being anti-gay keeps gay people from existing.

Lesbians have had a long history of being in the military and serving. The WAC in the US up until it was dissolved was full of lesbians who wanted to serve their country, despite fears of prosecution. I can't say the same for Britain, but this is also future fantasy Britain that just fought a war with sentient robots that they are now okay with fucking.

I don't think it's a very strong argument to suggest gays couldn't serve or because they serve they must be straight.

>>163346139
>even more stalling
Yeah no. They should also change the contesting mechanics. Right now they ruin games and the only way to capture 2CP is getting lucky with tempo

>>163346026
THIS

They got their token character. You don't need to make any other characters gay now, Blizzard.

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wat do guyzie

>>163346026
You dont know how these sort of people work do you?

You give them an inch, they take a mile.

They'll want a male gay, a trans, a demisexual pansexual otherkin, and it just keeps going and going.

This is what happens when special snowflakes become the normal, and need to be even more special so they can get attention.

>>163345591
Understandable. Was just saying that as of this time, we have no confirmation regarding whether or not she is interested in men or not. And doing given that she's has a girlfriend currently, I don't see how the story will demonstrate such an interest unless a) she breaks up with Emily and gets with some guy or b) the writers just say comment that she is bisexual, but in a homosexual relationship atm.

What I am trying to say is, Tracer gets NTRed away from Emily by Widow or the dick or Widow's dick when?

>>163345931
I've gotten literally nothing but sprays and portraits.
Blizz plz

>>163346196
>slippery slope
ah, classic

>>163346050
>"Benji Shimada," is an abomination of flesh and metal, and a testament to the utter lack of respect for GOD'S design and creation. Created by the game's resident quack ("Marcy," already mentioned), Benji can run fast, double jump, climb walls, and reflect bullets, but he cannot reflect the hellfire that awaits him (or what is left of him) for giving himself over to worship of Boo-duh.

Gee, I wonder. I fucking lost it at the character descriptions.

>>163346047
Chuckled

>>163346026
Fujoshits wont stop drawing porn no matter how many characters are confirmed gay. It's what they do, they draw porn.

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>>163346054
>all these degenerates trying to cling on to their waifu even though she's a raging homo

Calm down, it's getting a little pathetic.

>>163346196
>there is going to be a character that is a bear
>just a regular old bear with a gun.
>it will be gay or trans

>>163345934
Everything by design anon :^)

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>week later nobody is playing the shitty event map

Good job blizzard. If only that "we are still learning and listening to community" of yours in every post was something more than empty phrase, eh.

Do you have to get holiday skins the same way as every other skin? Bye chance in loot crates?

Sorry, new player here

>>163346245
Oh shit, I forgot to keep scrolling. Only read the first part.

>>163345509
>Benji Shimada

That was a spiritual laugh kek

>>163346196
Why not just Syndrome it? If everything is special, nothing will be. Make it the new norm and nothings token.

>>163346336
"Sinnetra," an autistic dot Indian who, like the monkey before her, has what she is right in her name, is a Hin-doo who creates portals to hell that her team can pass through, and little imp-like 'sentries' that shoot wicked gouts of hellfire to slow, weaken, and ultimately kill her enemies, passersby, small animals, Christians, bugs, you name it.

>>163346317
yep.

>>163344820
Who the fuck still cares about this mentally ill faggot? He's just another self-hating white guy that needs gassed with the rest of them

>>163346270
Any "waifufag" that is upset about Tracer eating carpet doesn't understand what a waifu is in the first place

>>163346296
I'd play that bear.

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>>163345931
>tfw you don't even particularly like anything

I guess i will grab the Zen skin at the end of even if i don't get until then, but blah.

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>Say I need healing the same microsecond mercy dies
>"fuck you winston im dead"

>>163345930
>Hanzo and Genji's backstory
>Mentions ShimaDad, but no mention of mom
>Mercy saved Genji
>Probably cared for him a lot as a patient
>took care of him physically, and mentally
>Genji falls for Mercy
>Genji has mommy issues

THE ONLY EXPLANATION

>>163346257
Autistic fujoshits aren't the problem, let them live in their delusional world where all the males on the team suck each other off all day. It's the SJW who keep pressuring Blizzard. They won't be happy with just one character, they'll keep pushing and won't be satisfied until half the characters satisfy all of their categories.

>>163344820
As a fag I find it insulting that people are using homosexual characters as pawns in their petty little identity politics game.
>Oh this characters gay? But she's hot so she shouldn't be gay! Don't you know how offensive that is to gay people? Gay people aren't you mad?
You're goddamn right I'm mad, mad at you, for being a cunt. You don't give a fuck about fags you just want to use them to be a self-righteous prick and then make them feel like they owe you for being "on their side"

>>163346434
I have nothing against waifufags, just the ones that refuse to understand canon and ignore it so they can still rub their cockheads on their desks.

>>163345861
Muh blonde healer made me sweat but i can't stand her now.

>>163346584
That's kind of hot.jpg

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>>163346270
kek, this faggot doesn't know how to debate without resorting to name calling

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>>163345861
>want to main as McCree because he looks like my dad

>>163345861
I really liked Tracer and how her playstyle looked
Now shes my lowest played

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Do people honestly care that Tracer's a rug muncher? Why?

>>163346718
I do because I want her to munch my rug.

>>163346647
At what point was I trying to debate? I simply SAID it's pathetic. I'm not opening that up to discussion. If a person you loved in real life came out would you cling to the slim chance that they're bi? I hope not. It's obsessive and creepy, doubly so when it's just a made up internet character.

Nothing wrong with having a waifu but calm it down, chum.

>>163345861
Roadhog and Junkrat
Roadhog and Junkrat

Is there a general consensus in /owg/ about who is best waifu and who is best husbando?

>>163346270
Not him, but to be honest considering Tracer's life style as both a top gun pilot, a close range gun fighter and someone that can blink out of existence the moment a power outage happens it wouldn't be that surprising if she fucks anything that moves. There's a big connection between being Bi and having high stress jobs.

Although she seems pretty happy in her current relationship so even if that was true she's not getting any pole for a while lmao

>>163346752
She isn't real.

>Tracer is a lesbian

AHAHAAHHAA TRACERFAGS BTFO
Maybe pick a confirmed straight girl like Bloo next time.

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>>163346718
>pick Tracer
>"It is I,Lena Oxton,in case you were wondering,yes I'm lesbian,I do not like men. I very much prefer women thank you. Did I mention that I was lesbian? Because I am"
wtf Blizzard?????????

>>163346815
Yes 95% agree Dva a best and 80% know Rein is best husbando, these are the facts.

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>>163346815
Hana and Solider respectively

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>>163346718
Autism

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>>163346241

It's never ending

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WidowTracer is still alive in my dreams

>>163345861

I had zero exposure to Overwatch before playing it on the open beta weekend. I ended up settling into NTR-san (by night known as Roadhog) and NTR-san's wife (Mei)

>>163346871
Talon injected widow with the gay virus.

>>163346879
It's literally a few panels in a tie-in comic. Most of the playerbase wouldn't have known if clickbait sites didn't go apeshit.

>>163346815
From what I've seen Hana is the most popular girl.

Mercy is shit

Tracer has forced popularity

And widowmaker is dragged down by how many terrible players pick her in quickplay.

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The reveal that Tracer is gay made me realize how much of an autist I am. I didn't like the reveal, and I was trying to figure out why exactly, when I figured out that it wasn't per se that she is gay that I dislike, it was that she was paired with some noname non-hero chick. I actually would have no issue at all if she had gotten paired up with any of the other female or male heroes (they would be crack ships, yes, WidowTracer being the most common). It was having her paired with a random that I disliked. That being said, my brain still has an ingrained hierarchy of hetero preferred over homo, so all else equal, my pairing order for her is: MaleHero > FemaleHero > MaleRandom > FemaleRandom

Come visit me at my blog. Since apperantly I just wrote a blog post on /vg/ for some reason.

>>163346241

Slippery slope is only a fallacy if you can't prove a force intentionally pushing down the slope.

>>163347082

Yes, how dare Blizzard try to establish back-stories for the OW heroes! The bastards!

>>163347090
there is a slippery slop fallacy
and the reverse slippery slop fallacy
you should not use either

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>>163347090
i wonder what that (((force))) could be

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Blizz ruined Overwatch with this gay shit

>pharah eating with Doomfist
>Soldier holding a picture of Genji's dad
>Widowmaker visiting Amelie's husband's grave
>Reaper stalking Symmetra

and yet the only thing people won't stop talking about is the fact that Tracer's a boy

>>163347227
Symm ruined Overwatch.

She's so OP.

>>163346014
he's trying to hide his raging erection :^)

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>>163346994
I was being sarcastic,I don't care if she's a lesbo,as long as they're not pushing it in the game that is

>>163347271

You can fix OP characters with a patch, but there's no fixes to homosexuality other than a bullet in the head.

>>163347271

>walk up to anyone who isn't a tank
>kill them in 5 seconds
>tank tries to bully me out
>kill the tank in 7 seconds

>>163347258

>S76 and Ana working together

>>163345273
Hanzo being gay would be awesome because maybe then he won't be autolocked as much.

>>163347227
Kek

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>>163346879
>"OY Zarya! How bout we go to the little girlsroom and you can let me have a taste of your vodka bar."

I don't mind Tracer being a lesbian, but some of these new voicelines are a little bit to steamy for me.

>>163347363
>try to push
>Barrier of hell speeding at me every 5 seconds.
>try to kill shield generator.
>takes 30 seconds.

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>>163347227

Yes, how dare those non-straight people try to have confidence in themselves. I'm trying to rub my heterosexuality all up in their face!

>>163347353
Homosexuals that marry straight for the sake of reproduction and indulge their urges in private are fine. So long as they keep it away from their family and society it doesn't matter. The problem is that it's become accepted to be open about it rather than hiding it.

>>163346879
>Blink around as Tracer
>"Move, I'm gay!"
>"Cheers love, the cavalry's queer!"

wtf I hate Tracer now

Blizzard needs to delete sombra or fucking fix her

People only play her to throw games

>>163347427

all faggots should neck themselves, no exceptions

If they made a popular male hero homo do you think there would be a massive drop in people choosing to play them?

>>163347427
>how dare those non-straight people try to have confidence in themselves

That's really sad

>>163347519
Doubt it

>>163347458
This was a very odd line. I was also wondering why Hanzo says "I am a conservative bigot, and like most people like me I murdered my brother. I would have voted Trump if I was american. Fuck robots (which symbolize minorities btw)". It's a bit long spawn line in my opinion.

>>163347519
Yes
Let's hope they make the Toyota brothers gay.

>>163347519

Why would Blizzard even need to make an official statement about a character sexual orientation? Can't people, you know, use their imagination for this?

>>163347427
I think its sadder that faggots need a video game character to be gay in order to have confidence.

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>>163347387
>"Oi Angela,how about we plan a foursome with you and Pharah"
>"Why of course,maybe we could bring Zarya and Amélie too!"
what the heck???

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>/pol/ sperging out this hard over tracer

>>163347641
I can and do imagine the heros having intense orgies in the spawn room all I want but my imagination is not the truth my friend.

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>>163347494

It's physically impossible to kiss oneself on the neck, Anon.

>>163346905
haha hitler lmao

>>163347090
well you can't, so...

>>163347698
I think it's sadder that you need characters to be straight so you don't get triggered and start bitching

>>163347735
They only did the reveal because trump got elected

>>163347090
The force is new generation of special snowflakes dependent on victim culture to get attention. It is currently appealing to be a minority because that means you're oppressed by the big bad white man and can try to use that gain power over them. Natrually if there are too many special snowflakes, then they're just snowflakes, so the boundry keeps getting pushed.


Its not a hard concept to understand.

>>163347803

>there's no proof that there are groups dedicated to pushing gays and minorities on mass media

You sweet summer child. The funny part is that I don't care about this particular slippery slope, but I'm not deluding myself that it isn't the outcome of concerted lobbying efforts.

What the fuck Blizzard? I just played a game with Tracer and she suddenly starts fingering Mei right in the middle of the spawn room. I get that you want to add spawn animations and represent gay people, but this is just too far.

>>163347519
Nah not if it's a lesbian. If they made a male character gay there'd be a drop in people playing them, the least affected would probably be Lucio.

>>163347869
That'll show him?

>>163347756

I fail to see how an official statement about a character being gay or not help in fapping sessions, though.

>>163345861

When I saw Overwatch gameplay at first, I thought I'd be a Hanzo main, because he had the two things I enjoy most in games: good movement and a powerful projectile weapon.

I ended up playing Tracer because Hanzo was pretty shit at the time though.

>>163347813

I think it's funny that so many people need to mention how they "don't care" despite the fact that they feel the need to go on long-winded rants about this.

>>163347923
Why are you moving the discussion from Overwatch to unrelated issues?
Are you saying that the media should ignore the existence of these people completely?

>>163347813
I honestly don't give a shit.

But it gets annoying when every website you go to, inlcuding this one, is HEY GUYS TRACER IS GAY LMAO

>>163347480
>Peopled more hyped for her than Ana.
>she's fucking garbage and will never be played no matter what they do to her.

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>>163345861
>expected myself to main Roadhog or Pharah cause DotA 2 and TF2 faggot.
>End up maining Zarya
Never knew this cyka blyat would be so much fun

>>163348072
Sounds like you need a safe space

>>163348072

>"I don't care"
>tells everyone of his own accord how much he doesn't care
>is somehow incapable of ignoring the things he "doesn't care about"

>>163348136
fuck off yossi

>>163348169
>LOL WHY U AUTISTS CARE SO MUCH?!? xD U MAD????
>I don't care I just wish we could talk about other things
>IF YOU DONT CARE WHY YOU TELLING EVERYONE HOW MUCH YOU DONT CARE?!?!? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS xD
ggez

>>163347981
It doesn't. In fact I prefer if it doesn't get confirmed, just leads to fighting and people being uncomfortable. They shouldn't announce character sexualities. It doesn't hinder the amount of gay/lesbian porn generated by not announcing it so why does it matter.

>>163348070

I'm saying that the media should treat the existence of these people proportionately. Gays come from all walks of life, but they aren't more than 2-3% of the country. Does 2% of media outlets display homosexuals? Are they all from different walks of life, or are they portrayed as a set of specific stereotypes?

It's even more disconcerting that people think treating homosexuals like they're a novelty theme on a teevee show or video game is equivalent to treating them with respect. Some homosexuals deserve respect; others are absolutely disgusting human beings.

>>163348072
>I honestly don't give a shit.

You very clearly do, autist

>>163348169
Its like a fucking normie meme that keeps popping up.

gays are disgusting, glad zarya was confirmed straight by proxy. she's my favorite

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>>163348270

Yes, we get it. You're obsessive. Anything else, Mr. "I Don't Give A Shit"?

>>163348270
Keep crying, maybe that'll make her straight again lmao

>>163348302
>I'm saying that the media should treat the existence of these people proportionately.
So you're proposing that media should count how many gays there has been in the past month and adjust their shows/news/whatever according to it?

Before the Tracer reveal which male or female hero did you suspect they would make the homo?

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I
Love
Hana
Song

>>163348406

Lucio and Zarya, honestly.

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>>163346879
>>163347387
>>163347458

>>163348406
one of the few straight white men

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>want that oni genji skin
>download HotS
>the game says some weird auntenthication shit and tells me to change my password
>can't remember my security question

>>163348406
nobody since i don't give a flying fuck about imaginary sexualities

>>163348406
What I expected (not what I hoped):
Zarya - Gay
Tracer - Bi
Lucio - Bi
McCree - Bi
Sombra - Bi

>>163345509
>
There is one sliver of hope, friends. A hero called "Reaper" seemed to me to be an entirely wholesome kind of man, who through GOD'S love and redemption has taken it upon himself to rid the world of the other 'heroes,' although I feel the title perhaps applies only to him, and of course to JESUS. Spurned by the sodomites, he seems to have turned to THE LORD JESUS CHRIST. He places these buggery-promoting, bestiality-loving, lucre-grubbing whores of Babylon where they belong, in hell with the rest of their kind. One of his voice lines even promotes the HOLY SPIRIT by saying "you look like you've seen a ghost," which I took to mean that they look like they have begun to experience the HOLY GHOST'S blessed presence. This part made me smile, but my son told me that he was among the most disliked characters in the game (this world... ).
this is amazing

>>163348406
McCree or Lucio

>>163348487
Good for you, champ

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>>163348487

This guy literally doesn't care at all, bros. See how he replies to any post about homosexuals and tells us how he doesn't care? Brilliant!

>>163348536
>>163348543
Lucio I can understand but why McCree?

>>163348543
>>163348582
First post in this thread, retards

the landover baptist thread is fantastic because every retard in the world decided to take the world's most obvious satire seriously

holy shit, if the IQ level for atheism is that low maybe we should all become fundies

>>163348406
Tracer

the dyke dresses like a dyke and turned out to be a dyke

who would have fucking guessed.

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>Blizzard make Tracer a dyke to drum up publicity
>/pol/ and tumblr take the bait like the morons that they are

Great, these generals are going to be even shitter for the next while

>>163348595
I was just expecting Blizzard to pull some kind of bara-ish card. McCree being kind of carefree seemed like the most likely.

>>163348595
Brokeback Mountain

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>>163348604

You're still proving the point we've already made, dumbass. But go ahead and tell people that you don't care even though nobody asked you specifically.

>>163343794

should I change my sensitivity from the default 15?

>>163348406
Tracer.

It was too obvious.

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>Blizzard is aggravated by the SJWs pressuring them to make Overwatch more diverse
>announce they're making the poster character gay
>make her partner someone they'll only ever show or allude to in the seasonal comics, if she's even relevant to them at the time
>cuck one of the biggest fan pairings and make all of the fanart for it redundant, as well as removing the possibility for those characters to be in a relationship they would have to show in the games and animated shorts
>troll the irritants and get pandering points all in one fell swoop

This is just step one in their multidimensional chess game

>>163348739
>nobody asked you specifically.
Ergo I shouldn't reply? Nice one.

>>163346478
Is that a new winston skin?

>>163348778
>SJWs pressuring them to make Overwatch more diverse
Things that never happened?
inb4 they did but you don't present proof

>>163348406
>tracer is tomboyish
>not the dyke
It seemed pretty obvious

>>163348686
I thought that for about a second before realizing they wouldn't have the guts to go through with it. I mean making Tracer a dyke was a ballsy move consider she's the semi mascot character but they aren't ballsy enough to make McCree homo, that would be a way worse shitstorm.

>reinhadt's """"""shield"""""
>blocks korean nuke and any manner of bullet
>can't block a single damage from a filmsy japanese long knife

so much for precise german engineering

>>163348393

No, I'm saying that when media overrepresent gays, it's at the expense of other minorities, usually blacks and Hispanics. And the plight of gays is basically minuscule to the plight of those people.

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>I dont care can we talk about overwatch now
>LOLOLOL YES YOU DO
>no i dont
>OMG HES STILL AT IT HE CARES LMAO LOLOLO

pretty much every single outlet for overwatch right now.

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Widowmaker

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>>163348779

Are you literally retarded? If you "don't care", replying isn't the way to prove that.

>>163348847

Poor baby. Did seeing someone who isn't a straight white person trigger you?

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>>163348987
Best waifu

>>163348847
>Things that never happened?

Except that's literally all SJWs ever do. Now, whether Blizz made Tracer gay because they always intended for her to be gay anyway, or because they caved, nobody'll ever know. But SJWs have been extremely vocal in the gaming scene. You'd have to be deaf and blind not to have seen this already.

>you will never be the reason Hana Song has to stop piloting her Meka because she got knocked up

Why even live?

>>163349006
>it's another replying means you care episode
Wow, it's like arguing with a preschooler.

>Poor baby. Did seeing someone who isn't a straight white person trigger you?
I wonder if you even read my post, but I guess you were too busy with your waifues :33333

>>163348947
No anon, those judging stares gay couples get while glomping in coffee shops is much more serious than thousands being slaughtered daily in the eastern world.

Fucking gays. Self absorbed and self entitled bastards the lot of them.

>>163348959
So talk about Overwatch faggot

>>163349048
>inb4 they did but you don't present proof
Like pottery.

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>purest ship Roadrat still alive and kicking

>>163349145
>News outlets are shit
>FUCKING GAYS

Please take a trip to the eastern world and be slaughtered so I don't have to deal with your impotent whining anymore

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As a person in this thread only for the smug overwatch reaction pictures, thanks guys, keep it up

>>163348778
The biggest ship people on tumblr care about is Pharmercy. The slow inclusions of hints of Genji x Mercy in game and in the comic is deteriorating that.

Tracer x Widow was a crack ship that's as believable as Cap x Tony. It might make them giddy, but Cap is more likely to fuck his black friend he knew all his life than some guy he actively hates.

>incredibly attracted to Pharah, Ana and McCree

How bad is my taste

>>163349245
Fuck off literal faggot.

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>>163349041
Saddest waifu.

>>163349305
>not being gay
Time to level up, senpai

>>163348959

So stop replying to them, which only proves their point, and actually something else about the game. Rank, team comps, best hero in each class for each season. Plenty of topics to choose from. Use your imagination.

>>163349048

Like /pol/ doesn't throw hissyfits whenever someone from literally any kind of minority is represented in a positive manor in any type of medium. Okay.

>>163349118

>Wow, it's like arguing with a preschooler.

Even some pre-schoolers know to ignore things that they don't like, Anon.

>I wonder if you even read my post, but I guess you were too busy with your waifues

Yes, all of us that enjoy yuri have waifus. Fucking LOL.

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>>163349213
Tracer a shit

>>163348764
help

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>>163349301
Not

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Will we see Reaper's redemption arc?

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>>163349301
2 outta 3 aint bad

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>>163349301
Two best girls and McCree is pretty good taste.

>>163349213
But one of them is porking Mercy.

>>163349349
>Even some pre-schoolers know to ignore things that they don't like, Anon.
Yet you reply to my posts constantly? I don't give a fuck if someone doesn't appreciate my opinions on fucking 4chan, eat a dick.

>Yes, all of us that enjoy yuri have waifus. Fucking LOL.
Yet you still didn't read my post properly. Reading comprehension of a maggot.

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>>163349305
You first

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WHY DID THEY TURN MY SENPAI INTO A HIPSTER?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PURE JAPANESE MASTERRACE CONSERVATIVE NOBLEMAN!

>>163344981
>and Reinhardt's a pedo
>that hoverhand
Beta AF and Pedo.

Why is Reaper stalking a random family?

>>163349410
everyone's porking mercy, she's the village bicycle.

>>163347701
>"I think i'm gonna head over to Symmetra's place for some Indian tonight, might even go get a curry when i'm done."

Jesus Christ Blizzard

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So, I still don't know one thing;

Torb still has both his hands and the claw is just a glove, or is it just a different prosthetic he put on?

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>>163349358
>tfw you will never be in an unhinged, anarchist relationship with an 8 foot giant

>>163349551
Different prosthetic since he's one of the few that the devs said is actually missing a limb.

>>163349595
How about Symmetra? Is her thing a prosthetic or a gauntlet?

>>163348947
If it does the LGBT community at large generally hates it. Carol was an excellent movie that people loved because it was tasteful and told it's own story.

Shit like that garbage Stonewall movie, where it was white-washed into being all about a white gay rather than the transgender minorities the Stonewall riots were all about, was panned as an inaccurate wank by the community.

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>>163349595
Ah, that makes a lot more sense. Thanks for clearing that up!

>open 4 boxes from arcade and lvl up
>4 white/blue event duplicates
RIGGED shit.
i only have like 20 event items total.

Stop posting gay shit you faggots. I knew these threads would be ruined after the reveal.

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D.Va, (Hana Song) age 19

>>163349427

All /pol/ ever does is bitch about "SJW Libtards" and the "PC Police". Your posts were literally no different, fuckwit.

>I don't give a fuck if....

You just love going around in circles, don't you? Welp, have a good day of blaming those "SJW libtards" for ruining everything, sunshine.

>>163349676
He, it was me who stole all your legendaries

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translate it chinaboos

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>>163349660
Prosthetic. The official list is Torb, Symmetra, McCree, Junkrat and Genji.

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Umm...Overwatch general. Winston here and I'm still stuck here with this damn payload. If you agents could quit arguing about my friend Tracer's sexual presence, and focus on the more pressing task on hand, we can't just let it sit there.
Callsign Winston, over.

>>163349706
What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>163349782
How big is your dick?

>>163349748
They're going to shit on Widow's husband's grave.

>>163349478
What are you talking about? His outfit is slick and his hair is dope af. Dude's not some pussy hipster

not a hanzo player btw

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>>163349683

Yeah, damn those gayposters!

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>>163349624

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>>163349782
You are a loser lmao

>>163349664

FWIW, it's not the gay community that's in control of pushing this narrative. This is spearheaded by dipshit lefties who are trying to "change the world" where that definition coincides with "making themselves feel better while making a quick buck."

>>163349748
Tracer: Im a faggot
Red girl: Im also a faggot
Widowmaker: these faggots are annoying

>>163349782
When will you let Bastion fuck?

>>163349793

Wayta pay attention

>>163349048
>>163348847

>>163348947
>usually blacks

You can't be fucking serious

>>163349837

delet this

Winston is such a nice dude.

>>163349748
>I'm gay!
>Are you sure about that Lena?
>Yes I'm super duper gay and Widowmaker is an ugly single cunt.......
>Wonderful

>Fucking
>Bitch

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Pandering to sjws is a lose/lose situation because they've made a profession out of being offended over nothing. When will companies figure this out? Give them what they want after they whine, and they'll just demand more. They're like children throwing temper tantrums

>>163349748
>"Hey Widowmaker, how about a hot lesbian threesome on Gerards grave?"
>"It's what he would want and you know it."

>>163344109

Speaking of Roadhog, I can't seem to nail his hook-left click combo any more. Should I be aiming a little up or down or something?

>Arguing about the sexual preference of a fictional character
>Said preference is not even relevant in the game itself

Get a grip, folks.

>>163349923
holy shit, by the thumbnail this looks like his real face. I thought it was just the hair and goggles shooped on before I clicked it

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>>163349683

Damn those gayposters!

>>163349923

>offended over nothing
>They're like children throwing temper tantrums

Donald Trump supporter detected. Why won't Alec Baldwin stop making fun of him!? :'(

>>163350025
But I can't play as le fast brit girl anymore without feeling like a homo.

>>163349986
>that awful non existent loop
pretty fucking triggered tbqhwyf

>>163349851
a.k.a. virtue signaling

It's a plague these days. Maybe it always has been.

>>163348892
Idk but if you think about it McCree seems the safest choice.
He's a bro so straights would be totally cool with it save for self-inserts. It would also appease sjws and homos because brokeback mountain.

>>163349375
wow wow wow /r/accidentalrenaissaince XD

>>163349970
You need to aim down a bit when hooking depending on how much shorter they are than Roadhog

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>>163350050
>still crying over trump after he won
lmao

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>>163349837
I'd fuck Athena.