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Dat straw edition
>GAMES
Slablands: https://www.mediafire.com/?hjytvc9d0i2ivdk
Slablands Design Document:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ACXD-AWlYHDrXmS726OBihS4CSz7c9nL4kZtB4fifH8/edit?
Slablands Bug and Typo Reports:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1l0nMswToZ5ZMLL7vLwMdKU_mE8rmz70NC7Hz5XUzUD0/viewform
Slablands changelog:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1noFLFeDmuGPv4rfd_6fyqLCbC-VdPpaWb1S-8kr-1t4/edit
IF THE MEDIAFIRE LINK SAYS "PERMISSION DENIED", JUST REFRESH IT!
The demo ends at the desert. More to come soon.
>F.A.Q s
http://pastebin.com/qMKLk0hH
http://pastebin.com/8c2sLaZP
History of /slabg/
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10rpdpabjVzkTmy37wo18sN-PvDTNaxrYVbWjY_ZKERE/edit
>Variable reference and style FAQ
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P-irx43qxBg2nFN_YieZ52g9uLmRXJGIIZb4n8kQyc8/edit?usp=sharing
Hey, you, browsing this shit! Consider writing/editing for Slablands to COMBAT THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC, FUTA, FEMDOM MENACE! (note: writing a submission is actually a pretty huge undertaking! Consider adding content for existing contributions or joining other people's projects first before starting your own, we don't need 6576534 half-finished unique NPCs.)
Writing is nice, but if you don't feel up to that task, try editing for one of the projects! Every comment helps!
Project Lists:
General: pastebin.com/qMvXVtXw
Slablands: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YAawzawwvB52hZKiRVhkytMs8HuNjP8IAbY74WxSS8I/edit?pli=1
>Wiki
http://slablands.wikia.com/ It's brand new, please consider adding to it.
Slablands maps:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/hpoqlyo2euujm8m/BtAMkXHp2c
Music to listen to while browsing the thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGV6bCTMM5w
Previously: >>127014181
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First for loli robot angel golem girls.
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>>127682607
Orc angels demon devil goddess halfing human dog wolf cat bug girl.
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>>127682801
>>127682607
Mary sue girls.
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>>127682465
What are drinking from her tits?
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>>127683007
Her love.
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Can the player prostitute themselves to others?
I just want to live out my lesbian slut loli fantasies.
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>>127683007
Milk.
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>>127683007
Lewdness
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>>127683127
Yes, but I don't think there's a lesbian option
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>>127683007
Red cream soda.
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What towns can be accessed from the plains?
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>>127683337
>I don't think there's a lesbian option
Every fucking time.
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>>127683656
Go for the catgirl tailor, her scene is excellent
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>>127683927
I will do that, once the letter bug gets fixed, I just wanted to know what other options besides her and harpies I have.
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>>127684117
She doesn't require a letter though.There's also the bug girls.
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>>127684117
Wyverns?
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more husbandos, preferably undead husbandos.
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>>127684221
>She doesn't require a letter though.
Yeah, I remember that you just need to order a certain amount of custom clothing from her. I just kinda wanted to finish that quest before moving on with any other stuff.
>There's also the bug girls.
Will have to look into that, thanks!
>>127684342
O, slipped my mind. I already fucked one in the mountains. Thanks!
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Fucking a bee queen
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>>127684621
Reanimated zombie servant husbando who insists on washing you whenever you bathe and cleaning every part of your body
Pls look at this gazelle girl
http://pastebin.com/rPgnyyBi
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http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2235760
I'm still hooked on monkies
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>>127685762
that suggestion is pretty specific, but I won't say no to husbando washing. Especially since I'm writing it.
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>>127685762
Put it in a doc.
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>>127687317
Docs are for things that I 100% am going to finish
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Oh god, the Steven Universe fandumb is exploding right now.
brb getting my popcorn.
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>>127689268
Good.
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>>127621325
I thought about it when I first did the outline, but it would've added far too many scenes for me to handle. I'm entirely open to letting someone else write that if they want to, though.
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>refreshing for 5 minutes
>Still denied
Fuck.
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Horror Stream starting:http://www.livestream.com/cropsysrevenge
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>>127693098
http://www.mediafire.com/download/hjytvc9d0i2ivdk/Slablands-8.0.7-all.zip
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>french flirting section
>"I want to live in your shoes"
what the fuck france?
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>>127687790
It's always a good time for awoo.
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>>127698257
what
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>>127685762
Feedback on gazelle girl would be nice. If no one is interested I'll scrap it for other things
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>>127703832
She sounds pretty cute so far, I like it. Only negative thing I'd say is that golden girl makes me think of the tv show, but that's my thing.
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>>127703832
>>127685762
My feedback is keep with it.
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>>127703832
Don't scrap it I like the idea.
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>>127703832
I'm very interested in a graceful gazelle girl so keep going with it. There isn't too much to give feedback on in that pastebin so far but so far it seems pretty good.
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>>127703832
Massages are pretty top tier.
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>>127703832
Email?
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>>127685762
I'dhold hands withgazelle girl.
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>>127706732
Why can't you post feedback here like everyone else does?
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>>127709491
Because I'm not giving feedback on that, I'm asking them if they could check their email.
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>>127709491
They're probably being a piece of shit and don't want anyone to see.
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>>127703801
the entirety of france apparently has a foot fetish. I never learned that in my high school French classes either. There's a conspiracya-foot
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big tits
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>>127712720
Bigger
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>>127712720
Modest tits.
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>>127714679
Those are flat
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>>127714743
Flat chest is the absence of breasts. There are clearly breasts there.
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>>127714679
That's how you do it.
>>127714743
No, they aren't. Not by a long shot.
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>1-3 code
>4-6 sleep
>7-9 confirm HW due time
>0 date husbandos, perhaps even plan them???
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Worst shipping ever.
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>>127717898
You pay for the 3-day but get it a week later?
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>>127714679
MONKEY
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>>127685886
It's a good year.
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I don't even know how to begin to answer this.
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>>127720970
Are we ranking these on the people that'd be less horrible to talk to in real life?
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>>127721352
Whether it's from most cool to least cool or from most willing to talk with to least, subcultures is still dead last for me.
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>>127720970
>It will be getting very interesting soon!
Hollow promises
>I don't even know how to begin to answer this.
You vote for the least stupid I guess.
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>>127721653
The one after it (that I skipped) was Christmas themed.
Christmas gangs. Santa ringleader. Reindeer henchmen.
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>>127720970
Holy shit, this gang goes fucking hard.>implying I'm not going kick everybody out and read Stellaluna out loud to myself
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Sleeping spells.
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recreating this scene with your husbando ~<3
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Slapping a bitch
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>>127728279
with your dick
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Super nice priestess who always greets you with a smile and is always polite and willing to help and listen to whatever you want to talk about.
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>>127729880
That's lovely but, for many, it's important to ask: will she help purify your body of lust?
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>>127730268
Define "purify"
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>>127730556
Help you achieve sexual release in some fashion.
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Sorry, I saw the cyclops girl while looking at the catalogue.
I am curious and would like to be spoonfed
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>>127731097
The OP spoonfeeds you a lot, what do you need spoonfed?
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>>127731097
There is no cyclops in the game, but there are other monstergirls.
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>>127731229
Oh, just who or what the cyclops girl is, or if she's at all relevant to the general.
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>>127731362
I suggest using IQDB. No relevance here.
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>>127730972
Oh sure. She won't mind.
Would she have a dark past though? One she wants to run away from?
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>>127731524
Nah.
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>>127731686
Or maybe her 'dark' past is just something silly and really not that dark at all but she thinks what she did was truly, truly horrible and became a priestess to repent.
Like she she just said something she shouldn't have said or something.
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>>127731524
>Would she have a dark past though? One she wants to run away from?
That's a bit too common I think. How about she has a perfectly normal past she's comfortable with & became a priestess to help people?
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>>127732049
I think
>>127732108
is better
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>>127726767
I want to do something like this...
she also teaches Kung Fu
>>127730268
Dern kids, you gotta earn right to that shit. Beat her in one to one combat, no magic.Also physically she's stronger than you were at your peak.Good luck
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>when you try to read an "erotic" horror story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTH7QXWbsDkeven when everything goes horribly wrong in my life, this fucking video makes it okay
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>>127732460
Yeah, thought so.
Just trying to do something to make her interesting.
But you know, not every character needs to be a super special snowflake. Some of them can just be nice, normal individuals.
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you will never bone a skeleton girl
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So are there any shortstacks in this game? Been looking at a bunch of Granblue Fantasy art recently and this girl and the sheep goddess have got me craving some short tiddy.
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>>127737007
Yes, the goblin in the forest.
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>>127737007
I posted some girls from that a few times in the past.
I like the one with the jewelry dangling from their horns. Gave me my hornament obsession.
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>>127737007
cute
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Question, how many of the shopkeepers can you fugg?
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>>127736685
Hard bone pussy
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Gmifs
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>>127748739
Gay men I'd fuck slowly?
Not my bag, but more power to you. God speed.
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>>127714948
>1-3 write porn
>4-6 go to sleep
>7-9 or listen to another video
>0 or no seriously go to sleep
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1-3 write pron
4-6 play games
7-9 read
0 sleep
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>>127750180
please sleep in my stead. I've been hoping to have a dream where I'm a princess with a few suitors vying for my hand, so if you could have it for me that'd be great. Sleep tight!
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>>127750249
OPTION CRITICAL: FUCK SLEEP IMMA DO WHAT I WANT
read hentai
write pron
play game
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milfs
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>>127750338
but the suitors
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>>127720970
>Middle ages
>Subculturs like goths and alike
>Graffiti
You lost me. Anyways, this is a dumb idea.
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>>127750845
fuck you my dreams are nightmares about horrible mansion with shitty Little Mermaid cd-rom game that makes you play tunes with fish bones and little model of a town with a clock with a face that screams while it burns.And when I wake up I can't shake the feeling I had this dream before.
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>>127751286
mine kind of read like 2deep4u poems if you put the titles together.
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>>127751503
Oh wait, I didn't realize I had the reuniting friends dream the day after I had the ditching friends dream. Weird.
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>>127751503
You seem to hang out in this thread a lot.
are you a writer?
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>>127751674
sometimes, yeah. mostly I just see if anyone else is doing something. Writing gets in the way of my primary hobby: sleeping.
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>>127729720
Wouldn;t that hurt your dick
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Working at a fantasy call center
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Devil queen working for you part time
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>>127720970
do a flip
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>>127720603
Monkey girl butts
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ambos
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>>127751816
I like to slep
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>>127741702
Just catgirl tailor I think
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>>127753438
No.
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>>127737245
She's not a shortstack unless you tf her into one though, and I don't think that option is in yet
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>>127717995
I'd be mad if I had payed for it.
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Hero girl that wants to slay you and instead you dick her
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>>127751025
I dunno about subcultures, but I know Pompeii had graffiti.
Reading what they've found really shows we haven't changed all that much since then. There's plenty of it that's reminiscent of modern day shitposting.
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>>127714679
Big monkey tits
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>>127777942
How the fuck am I supposed to dick her if I'm already playing as a grill?
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Sad awoo.
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>>127783571
Hero is a boy if you want them to be and then you simply toy with him
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>>127784948
>boy
Why would I want that though?
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>>127783571
>>127785106
Most people here are men. Most people here think your I want to be a lesbian shit straight out of /u/ is retarded. They don't care what you want, and you're going to start annoying people and pissing them off until you get yelled at if you keep parading around the teehee my lesbian fetish crap.
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>>127737007
gobo
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>>127786234
Thanks for posting the obvious, nigger, but I still can state an opinion.
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>>127783695
Bad
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>>127712720
biggest
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>>127783695
Turning that frown upside down.
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flat as a board
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>>127795217
light as a featherside note I've become too used to dick bulges. I saw some fashion mag or ad or something with a dude in shorts and I moved my screen around looking for the non-existent bulge, as if it was hiding from me.
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Getting high with your neigborhood lizard girl
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>>127783695
>>127793864
Awoo
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>>127800573
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>1-3 code
>4-6 HW
>7-9 chillax
>0 game (either dating or farming, you decide)
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A man who stared into the depths of chaos from which the Chaos Spawn entered the realm.
While the rest of the world sought to destroy the rift and the chaos that crept from it, he became enamored and perplexed with it. He thus sought ways to somehow control chaos. Or perhaps even create his own.
The man became mad and a recluse. No one is sure what the results of his mad attempts to control and make his own chaos were.
But it's somewhere out there. The results of years of mad experiments and rituals.
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>>127804949
I wanna fuck him
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>>127798683
>Non-existent
Ha
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>>127805195
He started to lose it shortly before the whole Menhit thing.
He might not even be alive anymore.
If he is, he's probably not even human anymore.
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>>127685762
love it>>127703832
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>>127805584
Only makes it better. The more chaos-drenched he is, the more dick TFs he can have.
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Horror Stream 2 starting, link here:
>>127693474
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Ten thousand years won't save you.
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How many gold coins do you need to repair the castle?
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>>127812041
2000 I think?
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>>127812041
1500, last I checked.
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>>127812041
Beryl tells you how much, doesn't she?
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>>127811343
Freeing an evil witch after she was imprisoned for 10000 years in a magic thing by a floating head guy in a giant tube with an annoying little robot.
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>>127814303
Aiyaiyai
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Magical skynet
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>>127814303
Conditioning her to be less evil through vigorous applications of the dick.
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>>127814303
I probably wanna fuck the robot.
What's his name? I'm telling you right now, if it's Chad I refuse to fuck him.
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>>127812282
>>127812680It was 1500.
But now she's asking for 3k
And i've already exhausted my desert gold minehelp
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>>127820189
Do you even need the second upgrade yet?
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>>127820306I assumed it's a necessary step to get the cow girl waifu
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>>127820939
Pretty sure the cowgirl's bugged right now.
Why are you speaking in spoilers?
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>>127821505
>Pretty sure the cowgirl's bugged right now.
Fuck me sideways.
Because it's actual spoilers?
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>>127821662
Yeah, sorry.
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>>127683007
Lust.
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>>127822004
just
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>>127683007
Nothing she's saying she wants your dick there
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>>127803897
now that was some cool chillaxin.
>1-3 HW
>4-6 code
>7-9 chillaxing 2: the chillening
>0 shopping list and general get your shit together activities
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>>127827509
This is to chillax even further beyond
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>>127827671
And I got the shit to do it to.
https://www.brainpop.com/english/famousauthorsandbooks/williamshakespeare/
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>>127827815
I can't believe I failed the fucking test
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Stockholm syndroming a villainess into liking your dick.
Then reverse Stockholm syndroming her with lots of kindness to make her happy and living a normal kind of life while still wanting your dick at times.
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Being a wizard hipster
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>>127828470
that was not chill
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Giving Weiss a fancy cookbook and he starts trying to make shit like this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAM3OLrnIbn/
and failing miserably.
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>>127833336
like using frozen chocolate and warm chocolate syrup and it all somehow catches on fire levels of fucking up.
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http://exhentai.org/s/c38b76651c/888196-77
Knocking up an oni shrine maiden
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>>127833709
>burns down the entire fortress
>he just shrugs and says "oops"
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Alien girls that want you to probe them
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I have some suggestions
Have a clock in the corner or something
A way to skip time
Only just started playing it today and I don't mean to be rude with my suggestions but I think they would be nice quality of life changes
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>>127838210
You can sleep in the inn.
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>>127838330
Yeah but it tends be closed and in towns I have no way of skipping time
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>>127838506
try exploring
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breaking a haughty prince and putting him in frilly dresses
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>>127839027
breaking a frilly dress and blaming it on a haughty prince
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>>127737007
Hot.
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It shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.Of course the only edition that doesn't have a pdf online for download is the one that class uses.
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>>127753438
yes
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>stumble onto video called "my transformation from scene to preppy"
>posted by X0jenniferdemise0X
>fucking screamo jump scare of that taylor swift song as she puts on eyeshadow
And they say there are no true masterpieces left
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Hugs.
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>>127852318
NO NO HUGS
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>>127769256
slep girl
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quick someone say they're writing a yandere husbando
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>>127856441
they're writing a yandere husbando
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>>127857960
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>>127766182
hambones
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>>127859193
Hamlet.
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>>127780398
>I know Pompeii had graffiti.
Do you know the technique they used for making graffiti?
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>>127845506
wit
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>>127682465
Where do I see how much gold I have?
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>>127862520
Mouse over the left side of your screen.
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>>127862631
thx senpai
Is there any downside to killing wild animals like the goat, lion, and wolf?
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>>127861409
probably teenage hormones and rebellion, just like now.
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>>127756012
That might be fun, but I can imagine it'd be horrible trying to write a decently long scene with only dialog/talking about how much the guy is panting.
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>>127862196
Yeah, I do have a lot of that. Thank you for noticing.
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>>127837360
The dream of all alien girls.
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primate posterior
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>>127832905
all 3
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>>127863260
Nah, I meant what they used to actually draw the graffiti. I'm pretty sure the ancient city of Pompeii didn't have spray cans. Maybe coal or something like that then?
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>>127832474
I used staves before it was cool
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Being one of those weird mage knight blokes with their shields and weapons imbued with magic. They can even cast magic with their damn shields, if you can believe that madness.
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>>127828470
rekt
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>>127824450
fuck my shit up
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Rapping
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>>127803476
Remember to pet your awoo
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>>127880886
As if I could forget.
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>>127783695
plsno
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>>127883449
You better not.
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>>127793864
>>127800573
>>127803476
tfw no girl will awoo your penis
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>>127887017
wlep
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Roundhouse kicks
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>>127883449
Good.
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>>127880886
Always.
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>>127880886
this
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Wake up, ya'll
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>>127877968
pls no
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>>127903206
this
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Finding a nice hotspring in a nook of a really cold area.
You take off your gear and dive in.
There's a monkey girl bathing in there that you didn't notice.
She's pretty chill and the two of you just relax in the hot bath.
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>>127877968
There's only one 'p'.
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>>127870132
Lies.
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>>127907612
Slies.
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Aberration girls
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>>127912506
Like what?
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>>127867249
Monkey butt?
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>>127916491
Not the same guy, but to start off
> fleshy "hair"
> lack of or many limbs
> scabs
> mouths and eyes in wrong places
> tentacles
> trypophobia triggers
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>>127917563
I think monkeys are a little creepy myself, but I could maybe get down for a bara monkey dude with a firm ass. I dunno. Further research is required, I guess.
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>>127918092
You're creeped out by monkeys?
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>>127917574
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>>127917574
more examples
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>>127865158
Alien girls are lewd
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>>127922712
I shouldn't find damaged girls so adorable.
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>>127922959
her more human form
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>>127922712
Pat head
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>>127923132
Why not?
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>>127923690
It implies a wish for damaged girls.
>>127923174
I kinda like the vast difference for some reason.
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>>127924162
Oh yeah, but on the other hand damaged girls deserve love too.
Also...
> Ghoul Girls with father complex when?
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>>127682465
>IF THE MEDIAFIRE LINK SAYS "PERMISSION DENIED", JUST REFRESH IT!
Uh-uh! That shit ain't working son!
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>>127925283
> ctrl + f mediafire
>>127694260
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>>127924646
>damaged girls deserve love too
That they do.
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>>127917563
Indeed
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>>127863415
It really wouldn't be.
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>>127922124
Yeah. Weird human hands and feet, non human faces. Fucks me up.
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>>127928442
To be honest I'm bad at dialogue so maybe I'm biased. You're probably right, it wouldn't be horrible if you could flesh out his breathing scenes. Stuff like
>"His groans are deep and harsh and an eavesdropper would probably think he was in pain if he wasn't begging for more in between gasps for breath."
>Continue the current scene
>Move along to his next scenario
I think working around no player dialogue would be a big issue tho
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>>127930018
Monster girl monkeys would have more human'y faces anyway.
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>>127930803
True, but the feeling is still ingrained. One cute monkey dude isn't enough to wipe away 20 years of monkey disgust and fear. His dick would have to be AMAZING to accomplish that.
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Fox girls starting wars.
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>yfw your mum messages you a video about something you like that she's not interested in, and you know she must have looked around for it just to send it to you
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>>127933520
PC's dick ending them.
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Getting bridal carried back to a cave by an amazon or a cavewoman?
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>>127935594
Why not both?
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>>127936117
Because I'm lazy
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>>127863052
nope
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>>127863052
>wolf
Yes.
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Undead knight who is slowly losing their memory and they're trying to find a way to reverse this memory loss or their undeadness altogether.
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>>127938708
Really? Not him but I don't remember one.
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>>127939281
Try losing. The wolves protect travelers, and by killing them you kinda forfeited that protection. I know that the wolves and bears kill you upon loss if you've killed a wolf (that's been a thing for ages) and I updated the forest mobs (that I wrote) so that they kill you too, though I'm not sure if Tatobaguy implemented that stuff yet. There are other things planned, but that's the stuff that's relevant right now.
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>>127940312
>Try losing
Ah. That's the reason.
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>>127940627
Yeah, admittedly it's not that big a thing, but it is there.
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>>127940723
It's a nice touch.
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>>127861243
Plsno
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>>127935594
Last chance before I roll the dice and pick randomly
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>>127946350
I'm feeling cavewoman right now.
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>>127858004
Terrifying
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Doing this with your vampire husbando.
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>>127946350
Half-frozen cavewoman who you fuck to warm up
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AM I GLAD HE'S FROZEN IN THERE AND THAT WE'RE OUT HERE
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>>127855509
finding a sleeping girl and putting a blanket on her
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>keeping on my glasses makes me look 1 degree hotter and one year younger
oh
>and also classified as male
eh, I'll still take it.
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>1-3 watch that stream recording
>4-6 watch that stream recording w/ tuna fish crackers
>7-9 watch that stream recording all comfy in your bed
>0 do that last little tiny bit of homework, THEN watch that stream recording w/ tuna fish crackers all comfy in your bed. Hell, put sheets on the mattress. Make it an event.
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You're waifu a shit
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>>127962512
That's true.
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>>127962512
My waifu is pureslutforchasteconsensualman on womanprayer forsexualabstinencethen she'll suckout the lustful poison out her heart with power of Jesusin her own bedand mine
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>>127966187
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More cute, slender guys with big dicks.
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>>127966694
SHUT UP SANS
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>>127971342
dis
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>>127969229
Could a Slenderman rip-off be a character even though he doesn't have a face?
Asking for a friend. Not slenderman or anything, a human friend.
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>>127966187
wut
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>always get anxious when someone doesn't answer my email right away
>regularly leave emails unread in my inbox for 18+ hours
sorry Tats
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Do a digital dancing
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hey this is fun
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>come across general for game
>decide to download it
>malware detected
Alright then.
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>>127980168
Chrome? that shit gives false positives all the time. I'm surprised people still trust that thing.
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flips
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I'm a little upset that I never thought of this particular sentence before and now if I use it I'll be reminded of a somewhat mediocre online quiz.
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loli who wields a hammer
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>>127966187
A shit waifu
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>>127962512
leave her alone
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>>127953596
By blanket you mean fucking her right
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dead?
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49 Times
We fought that beast.
Your old man and me.
It had a chicken head with duck feet.
With a woman's face too.
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>>127950828
She wakes up to the dicking her life
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>>127943581
plsyes
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>>127984775
MORE
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oppai loli
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>>127946350
dice girl
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I tried with the cavewoman but it just doesn't feel right. I'll probably try another idea next.
http://pastebin.com/ZCXqXWqs
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>>128008836
Cockroach boys gang bang
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>>128008836
Try Amazon or Oni
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>>127935594
Neither, carrying her instead
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>>128009454
> Not fighting for the honor of carrying the other into the rape cave
do you even lift?
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>>128009092
Eurgh.
>>128009193
Sounds pretty similar to cavewoman.
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Gazelle girl still a thing? Got a lot of interest.
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>>127934784
impossible
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>>128013928
If they're too tired from getting the dick they can't fight. Boom.
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>>128008836
Flying sex?
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>>127933520
Monkey girls undermining them
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>>128018689
Falcon girl providing support?
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>>127925605
Poor girl she needs a dicking
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>>127821505
>The cowgirl is still bugged.
What in the name of everything holy...
So, two things.
>Update tomorrow.
>Mediafire.
Since Chrome is still reporting Slablands as a false positive, and Mediafire just displays the "Permission Denied" error most of the time, I want to ask if you people know about a good hosting alternative.
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>>128023820
google drive?
drop box?
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>>128008836
Watching some village kids play soccer and joining in.
Unless it's gotta be sex in which case you help some scruffy delinquent kid out of trouble and his cute older brother is so thankful, he'll give you anything in exchange for helping his brother.
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Stealing a holy swords from the angels and making it unholy
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>>128028705
Consecrating your pork sword with the holy fluids of angels.
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>>128028705
My eyes are burning and I kept misreading that as
>Stealing a holy swords from the angels and making it daddy
and I couldn't tell if you were talking about the angel or the sword.
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>>128030119
>"Ooh, make me your scabbard daddy. I love the feeling of your hilt inside me."
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Scythe is the most practical weapon.
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>>127948964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5ODQCueP8
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Swords are shit.
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Cute duck girls that quack and wag their tails when they see you.
Obnoxious geese girls who bully them and make that damn annoying honking noise wherever they go.
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>just started the game
>no idea what's going on
>harpy wants money
>have ten gold
>give money
>"Thanks! Also we'll leave in 357 days!"
>still have ten gold
Okay.
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>>128039681
Fixed.
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>>127925283
How do people even get this error I don't understand
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>>127923523
dis
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>>128050594
Like dat
Like dis dis
Like dat
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Made a pizza today.
It was bretty good.
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>>128052998
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>>128052998
I'm vomiting for you.
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>>128052998
enjoy it. I ate pizza and my eating grease combined with my mens to make my entire face break out in zits out of nowhere. it was horrible. hope it doesn't happen to you
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>>128054003
You don't need a lot of grease to make a tasty pizza. It's all in how you make it.
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>>128054182
>You don't need a lot of grease to make a tasty pizza.
See, I know the individual words but put together they just don't make any sense.
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>>128054264
It'll make sense in time, with enough practice.
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>>127923174
Is that from fran?
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Becoming buff pals with all the buff gals
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>>128058670
Hell yeah, gal pals erry day. Who needs dudes?
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>>128058670
Having them beat you up/bully/molest you when they find out about your fake, painted on abs.
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>>127922124
How can anyone be creeped out by based monkey girls
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>>127916491
Like all of them.
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>A 120cm child is commanding a whole army
I laughed harder than I should.
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>>128058802
Aww yeuh son.
>>128059316
Being legit swole and feeling each others swoleness.
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>>128068380
painting each others' nails pink polka dots and trying matching outfits since just because you're swole doesn't mean you can't be cute
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>>127906995
Rapppping
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>>127906995
They just want to rhyme, anon.
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>>128058670
Can this include rubbing my dick on their abs?
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>26:00
I know Americans have issues with units and measures... But how can anyone fuck this one up?
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This scene does not make sense.
My character is a 1.42m child, how the hell did she collide against my knees? Is she a dwarf or something?
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>>128040061
Did you fix that person from last thread's issue?
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>>128074941
Our game is actually programmed by a Chilean.
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>>128076991
Anon, she's three years old. A toddler.
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How much of a hack am I if I steal lines from a mediocre boyfriend-raising game?
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>>128078370
Pretty bad.
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>>128078581
Damn, though. I really liked that "No matter how beautiful I became you never looked at me. But I will always look at you. Always...always...always...always...." line.
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Holy shit... Why do I feel like shit for killing the harpy outside the castle.
"P-lease.. I'll give you-" CRACK
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>>128079485
Well you ganked a little girl, that's pretty shitty.
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>>128079563
To be fair, my character is a child as well... So, wouldnt that make it even?
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>>128079863
It makes it tragic. Children driven to violence and war.
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>>128079928
I wonder if anything happens if I kill enough of them... I just hope the game doesnt pull an "Undertale" bullshit on me, expecting me to take a pacific route and shit.
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>>128080002
You better, Atlantic is for losers.
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Reclining on a throne made of cute boys and handsome men.
Like, alive ones though.
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>>128083915
She wants the pitchfork
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>>128090406
wut
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>>128080002
Nah, we don't do that.
Although maybe it'll effect you during Civ mode.
> Bunch of protestors outside saying you're a Harpy killer
>options
>> make a public apology
>> say Harpies are worthless in public apology
>> poison everyon during public apology
>> just poison the protesters
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>>128070635
But what if you're a dude? Would you still want your nails done?
>>128073116
Sure. Eventually.
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>>128092330
dudes don't make very good gal pals.
Pals gotta be gals. Just gals being pals.
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>>128093027
I didn't originally say you had to be a gal yourself to be buff pals with buff gals. You just gotta be buff to one another to be buff pals. Gender comes after that.
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>>127682465
Honestly how are these things not finished yet?
It dropped off my radar for a long ass time, but I checked out Fenoxo's site and patreon and he's pulling in 16 grand a fucking month.
Its disgusting.
I think I need to make some furry porn just so I can have some stable income. How hard could it fucking be? I know how to program.
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>>128093145
You have to respect the sanctity of gal pals. You can be a friend, you can be a chum, but you both gotta be gals to be pals.
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>>128093294
We don't talk about that game here.
Long story. Short of it is we're trying to avoid all the problems all that nonsense ended up having.
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moon girls
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>>128093356
You're just going full retard aren't you?
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>>128093856
I don't make the rules, I just recount them.
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>>128093356
I disagree.
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>>128095440
And I disagree with needing a license to drive, doesn't change anything
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>>128095718
You need a license to drive LEGALLY.
We're breaking laws here. We're making new ground by going beyond what we're told to do.
Join me, and you will see.
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>>128095839
But my pals...!
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Dog girl that random freaks the fuck out in the middle of the night
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>>128095943
They're still as big a pal to you as ever.
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>>128097559
I dunno.
This is unfamiliar, it doesn't feel right.
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Girrling extremely ripped in a demon form
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>>128098978
Getting extremely demon in ripped form
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Fallen demon girls.
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Becoming the dark lord
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javascript:quote('127683127');
What anime is this from ?
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>>128079563
this
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>>128079863
nope
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>>127821505
Bugged how?
I can't seem to get the horse if thats why you mean; when i search the countryside, the scene just quits the game to the menu.
>>
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>>128101052
getting an extremely ripped demon waifu
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>>128078102
too old
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>>128110184
If this happens every time you explore the countryside, then you're using an old version.
If this happens randomly, you're using a non-compatible save file.
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>>128071437
rapeing?
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>>128071723
On a dime
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Did someone order a monkey girl?
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>>128067171
Mean
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>>128131776
Yes
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>>128061172
Shit taste
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>>128101052
Being with an extremely ripped demon and he keeps having you fill out forms.
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>>128131776
I've been tempted to try and post images proper again, but I'm afraid of getting it deleted again.
I try to make them worksafe, mods. Honest!
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Oh god I killed the thread.
I'm sorry guys, really I am.
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>>128142289
What
I think people are just not around right now.
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>>128142414
It's been getting on page 10 a lot lately. Scares me a little sometimes, but not enough to make me think something silly like I actually killed the thread.
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>>128142608
/vg/ has been faster than normal, 20-30 to page 10 instead of closer to an hour like before.
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>>128058670
Giving them the dick
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>1-3 do responses and homework
>4-6 just do response, eat + watch stream, then do homework
>7-9 eat and go from there
>0 I don't know but it will probably be depressing whatever I decide to do
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Once again:
Name an idea, next person has to improve it then post their own idea.
I'll start.
> Megadere imotou to the champion, and her rival a tall girl who wants to be your imotou too.
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>>128144408
Megadere?
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>>128144556
replace tsun in tsundere with 9 parts more dere and you get megadere
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Pupil Sorceress who got separated from her master and basically has nothing but the clothes on her back. And even then those robes are starting to come apart.
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>>128147706
>Sorceress
>Master
What? Did you mean a wizard?
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>>128147771
Her master could be anybody, so I didn't specify.
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>>128147706
>>128147771
What kind of magic tricks can the master do with his dick?
'cause I can help make it disappear.
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>>128147921
Sorcerers are charisma-based, son, they don't need no master.
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>>128147973
But if his penis is invisible how can he accurately take a piss? That just sounds cruel.
>>128147986
That might be where things head if you help her.
Give her access to your keep library and she'll learn how to magic all by herself. Turns out her master was just a slowpoke, she's one of those people that learns fast.
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>>128148453
>But if his penis is invisible how can he accurately take a piss?
Don't worry, in Slablands no one needs to piss! Ever.
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>>128053128
snake girls
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>>128148453
>library... she'll learn how to magic all by herself
Again, that's not how sorcerers work. They're cha-based, not INT-based.
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>>128148775
Books are excellent charisma builders anon. Didn't you know that?
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>>128148775
"Sorcerer" is a term used to describe self-taught magic caster, like hedge-mages or witches, it's not related to your casting attribute. Slablands has a lot of D&D references, but not every reference from D&D is used in Slablands.
Hell, I don't even care if someone wants to use "Sorcerer" as a synonym for "Wizard".
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>>128149194
You might not, but language matters. You should keep the D&D terming so there's something easy to reference for what 'sorcerer' is.
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>>128149306
I prefer the term "spellcaster" or "magic user" myself.
Maybe Slablands needs a glossary of sorts.
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>>128149524
That's way too vague, and sounds much better as a synonym for 'wizard'.
Maybe, but maybe we could keep things simple, since you and I both know 'sorcerers' exist in Slablands.
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>>128149306
DnD is not and has never been the arbiter of fantasy terminology.
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>>128149896
It is if you're a fa/tg/uy.
But /tg/ hasn't been the best place lately, so...
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>>128149729
Yes but this: >>128149896
If it uses magic, it's an spellcaster or a magic user. Now, the title defines the nature of the magic user. I'd prefer using wizard and sorcerer for magic scholars, and hedge-mages and witches for self-taught magic users.
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>>128149896
I didn't say it had to be, but as Tatobaguy himself admits, >>128149194 it has a lot of D&D references already, what's one more to the list?Plus, I've had 'sorcerer' equipment rotting in the project list for a long time now,so I think I get a pass on deciding what 'sorcerer' means for Slablands, and I say that it's vaguely like D&D.
>>128150385
See above, Tatobaguy, and check your email.
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>>128150453
>Check your email
Are you that autists that keeps having tit flips and whining at people in thread? You do this a lot.
Nobody should pay any attention to you.
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>>128150684
Honestly? No, I'm not. To be perfectly honest, I don't really concern myself much with the thread. There are better things I could be doing, like writing for the game itself.
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>>128150453
>I think I get a pass on deciding what 'sorcerer' means for Slablands, and I say that it's vaguely like D&D.
No, you only get a pass about the things you wrote yourself. If someone else wants to write a sorcerer, and that someone says "This sorcerer is not a CHA-based spellcaster", then its character is a non-CHA-spellcaster sorcerer.
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>>128151850
Of course, of course, I should have clarified that myself, certainly my mistake. I still think you're unnecessarily encouraging the dilution of language.
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>>128144408
The tall girl becomes a valuable ally by becoming your devoted knight.
Shaman who wishes to divine your future.
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Annoying raven girl that keeps stealing your shit
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>>128154072
qt crow girls that ask you for stuff and give you stuff in exchange.
One wants sparkly stuff.
Another wants warm and soft stuff.
And a pair of sisters want smooth and silky stuff.
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>>128123234
I'm using the version I grabbed yesterday, and i started a new character to see if still happened.
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>>128157068
Wait.
A new update is coming in two hours or so, I suggest waiting a little before starting a new game.
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>>128039243
The geese girls just want to prefect your purity
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>>128158891
In the monster girl water fowl world, duck girls are the commoners and geese are the aristocracy.
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>>128159018
Is Kevin Costner there?
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>>128159281
Sure, why not.
And swans are of course royalty.
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Open the gate to your destiny
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Helping repopulate a village.
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>>128104242
4chan has had built-in reverse image search for a while now.It's Sono Hanabira ni Kuchizuke o.
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>>128032760
hot
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>>128168271
Will they all give me gifts on Mother's Day?
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>>128032760
>>128168951
>I love the feeling of your hilt inside me
Hilt doesn't go into the scabbard by the way.
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>>128169261
Do you really want the sharp bit of a sword in you, though?Don't answer that
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>>128169214
Being the female in a repopulation project is pretty time consuming.
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>>128169603
Not if you pop them out in batches. Or a mad scientist route where they're all test tube babies but they're your test tube babies. I wouldn't mind that.Please keep talking. Distract me from this report about a remote control I have to do.
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>>128169768
Quick, everyone ignore her so she does her homework.
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>>128169958
No please, I hate this fucking remote so much I don't even have a TV. They just gave me this fucking remote to control nothing.
I have to write 9 fucking sections about a remote that controls nothing, multiple paragraphs per section.
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>>128169768
I'm sorry anon-chan, I can't do it. I need you to get your edumacation.
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>>128170194
Sounds like a 2deep4u assignment if I ever heard one.
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>>128090406
I'll pitch your fork
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>>128172081
yeah, p much
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Going to slab school and writing your paper so well the professor wants to jump your bones.
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Eat meat save the plant girls
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>>128170208
>>128169958
I hate you. I finished it.
It was 1700 words. That's almost a sex scene and a blowjob, all about a remote.I swear to god if I don't get a good grade.
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>>128178127
>I swear to god if I don't get a good grade.
Did you get someone to check the grammar?
Maybe it needs a rewrite.
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planting flower girl in your castle
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>>128178127
No way, it's due by 11:59 and I can't look at it any longer without feeling sick. I'm eating my celebratory candy bar, drinking my celebratory 2 liter, and watching my celebratory shitty indie horror game stream (uploaded on youtube).
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>>128183332
whoops was pouring 2 liter over head in celebratory shower and misclicked, meant >>128181646
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>>128169768
Method 1
> Learn Tesseract Magic and apply it to your womb
Method 2
> learn biomancy and remodel your womb to lay eggs
> if that's too furry, remodel your body to store semen and keep using it to fertilize at will
Method 3
> have your female companions (including your sister or mom) be surrogate mothers
Method 4
> learn golem crafting and biomancy to create artificial womb
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>>128182648
Dryad girl who takes a liking to your garden and who you can either shop away or stay and care for?
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>>128184641
Method 1.
>Transdimensional wombs are a thing that never crossed my mind, but it could work. However, there are creatures lurking in other dimensions, so I think a luck check would be required.
Method 2.
>It was discussed and contemplated as a good alternative.
>The second method is... Well, pregnancy is still 9 months in humans, other races have their pregnancy times decided by the ones writing them.
Method 3:
>This is allowed.
Method 4:
>This was also contemplated as a good alternative. Not exactly as an "artificial womb" but more as "extracting the fetus and making it grow inside an alchemical vat". Homunculii were also contemplated for selfcest.
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>>128184641
>>128185265
A 'transdimensional womb' is probably the most retarded idea I've ever heard of.
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>>128185331
You haven't been here enough, then.
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Update.
https://www.mediafire.com/?e75e2uuou6oeq1f
Remember to report bugs. I'm too tired to create a new file sharing account right now. I'll do that tomorrow and provide a mirror or something. Night all.
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I'm more partial to SCIENCE, really.
Or science with magic used. Or straight up magic science.
Technology marches forward and all that.
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>See some silly size comparison chart for fantasy races
>High elves are taller than orcs
>Not like a few inches, I mean like several heads taller.
I know the characters aren't drawn realistically, but come on. You don't have to exaggerate THAT far.
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>>128190095
Some settings make high elves like nine feet tall. I always thought it was stupid, they should be maybe seven at best.
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>>128190208
Yeah that sounds a bit more reasonable.
The orc girl is about a head taller in comparison to the human. That's alright I guess if we're going by average human male height.
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Reccomended SWF player? Swiff won't run anything anymore... for some reason.
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cute boys who get all flustered whenever you share a canteen because it's an indirect kissAnd continue to get flustered about indirect kisses even after he's rawed you like a million times, just because he likes you so much.
>>
Good night sweet Bowie.
You will be missed.
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>>128197191
Oh man, I just saw someone selling Bowie shirts like a couple of days ago, that shit's gonna sell like hotcakes.
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>>128197312
I'm praying it's a hoax.
But knowing my luck...
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>>128197361
Why your luck? Were you the last person to be seen with him alive or something?
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>>128197464
No.
His son was though. He confirmed it.
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>>128186252
YEsssssss
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>>128152665
Shaman/Fortune Teller who wants to get together with another boy in the village, but all of her fortune telling techniques tells her that her ideal guy is you. She keeps asking to tell your fortune because she wants to know more about you so that if she finds flaws then her fortunes are wrong.
> Hellbender Amazoness who kidnaps hot guys.
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rat girls
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>>128198136
>Hellbender Amazoness who kidnaps hot guys.
Now now, no putting me in the game. That's just weird.
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jacked girls
>>
Eye licking, how do you feel about it?
How would you introduce a scene with it other than the person going "lol, this is my fetish" ?
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>>128203565
Sounds painful.
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>>128198136
She's kidnapping them for her training program to make strong warriors.
Duck doctor.
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>>128204183
I mean, don't knock it till you try it tho
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Froggy girls
>>
ambos
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>>128193000
To be fair he didn't say wish.
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>>128190095
Tall arrogant fucks
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>>128186252
thanks for you hardwork
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>>128173685
Don't tease
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>>128169261
lies
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>go to bed with it warm outside
>wake up and it's cold as fuck and snow everywhere
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Milfs day in slablands when
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>>128226198
Is that a day for celebrating MILFs or making them? Both?
>>
>>128226198
>>128227353
Both for sure.
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loli gambler
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>>128227353
The former.
But I'd see that many girls received their 'gift' on that special day as well.
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>>128186252
awesome
>>
Keep going south =
I'm sorry, but an uncaught exception occurred.
While running game code:
File "game/forestbarbarian.rpy", line 63, in script
$ forestbarblist.append("G")
File "game/forestbarbarian.rpy", line 63, in <module>
$ forestbarblist.append("G")
AttributeError: 'str' object has no attribute 'append'
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Full traceback:
File "game/forestbarbarian.rpy", line 63, in script
$ forestbarblist.append("G")
File "/home/ubuntu/Downloads/Slablands-8.0.8-all/renpy/ast.py", line 785, in execute
renpy.python.py_exec_bytecode(self.code.bytecode, self.hide, store=self.store)
File "/home/ubuntu/Downloads/Slablands-8.0.8-all/renpy/python.py", line 1382, in py_exec_bytecode
exec bytecode in globals, locals
File "game/forestbarbarian.rpy", line 63, in <module>
$ forestbarblist.append("G")
AttributeError: 'str' object has no attribute 'append'
Linux-3.19.0-25-generic-x86_64-with-debian-jessie-sid
Ren'Py 6.18.2.729
Slablands: Demo 0.0.0.5.5
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>>128186252
righteous
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>>128234374
Forest man is broked.
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>>128227353
both
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Is the bara explorer in yet? Seeing broken forest man reminded me
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Any way to remove scenes from CoC? Like say I don't want to be raped by the janitor in the cell
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>>128243995
We don't talk about that game here. Read the history doc. We have nothing to do with it.
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>>128243995
Take CoC.swf
Put in recycling bin
Right click
Click Empty Recycling Bin
Click AcceptBasically, no. Deal with it or play a better game.
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ice girl
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Drill hair amazon girls
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>go to the bookstore and ask where the japanese language section is because I want to see how silly the books are (not as silly as I was hoping, they just had that Genki one)
>worker gives a long suffering sigh at the name of it and leads me to it
That poor person. What horrors have they seen?
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>>128251839
Weebs probably. Innumerable weebs. They've probably had the weebs running their mouths off about Japanese shit too.
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>>128251152
How would they make their hair drill'y in the amazon?
>>128251839
Is that actual books in Japanese or just Japanese written books?
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>>128249409
lice girl
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>>128253181
Natural drills
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>>128255860
The textbooks for japanese classes, I meant the campus bookstore.
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I keep getting
Full traceback:
File "game/lastlocation.rpy", line 662, in script
$ PCCmsHeight = int(PCCmsHeight[0]) + int(PCCmsHeight[1]/10)
File "C:\Users\David\Desktop\slablands\Slablands-8.0.8-all\renpy\ast.py", line 785, in execute
renpy.python.py_exec_bytecode(self.code.bytecode, self.hide, store=self.store)
File "C:\Users\David\Desktop\slablands\Slablands-8.0.8-all\renpy\python.py", line 1382, in py_exec_bytecode
exec bytecode in globals, locals
File "game/lastlocation.rpy", line 662, in <module>
$ PCCmsHeight = int(PCCmsHeight[0]) + int(PCCmsHeight[1]/10)
IndexError: list index out of range
every time I enter the main hall. I saw some guy a few threads back with this problem but nobody really answered him.
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Spaceodditygirl
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>>128257534
Meeting the man who sold the world.
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>>128257904
Shaking his hand
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>>128258121
Making your way back home
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>>128258603
Searching for form and land
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>>128258768
Roaming for years and years
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>>128258841
Gazing a gazeless stare
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>>128259324
At all the millions here
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>>128253181
They could probably curl it using sticks.
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>>128260956
dying alone
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>get a planner to help schedule everything so I don't forget anything
>shows how empty and eventless my life is
huh, that is an unintended and depressing side-effect.
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>>128251152
Leaving them sweat-soaked, sore, & begging for more.
>>
>>
>>128257289
Old save or new save?
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>>128253181
>How would they make their hair drill'y in the amazon?
With my dick
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>>128272778
wut
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>>128269337
ok what
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>>128255860
Drills of that magnitude don't happen naturally.
Although it'd be cool if it did.
>>128263410
That's kinda what I was thinking.
Or branches carved into a cylinder shape. Different sizes for whatever type or size of drills you want going on.
>>128272778
Anon you can't do that with your dick it'd just be awkward.
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>>128253181
>>128263410
>>128275778
Spears have a variety of uses.
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>>128276357
So are you saying they curl their hair with the shaft of their spears?
That's a bit cumbersome, don't you think.
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>>128279978
A spear breaks during use do you just cast it aside? No, not when it has another convenient use.
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>>128275778
>Anon you can't do that with your dick it'd just be awkward.
Pansy
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>>128282631
No really
Your dick size fluctuates, it's not good for curling at all.
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>>128282631
It'd get sticky.
>>
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>>128290357
No stupid, I totally would do it if it didn't fuck up the girls hair.
But it would, so it's not worth it.
>>
Breath.
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>>128291643
>doesn't love your waifu enough to cum in her hair
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>>128294772
There's a time to cum in her hair.
Trying to do it while curling them isn't one of them. It disrupts the delicate curling process.
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>>128293747
In.
>>
1-3 read
4-6 look through APIs to add to the website
7-9 read porn
0 sleep
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>>128204249
>>128204249
> Doctor is a famed diagnostician, and has never been wrong.
> He is arrogant due to these skills and often charge exorbitant amount of money for his services.
> Despite his success as a doctor, both his detractors and some of his beneficiaries call him a quack behind his back.
>He doesn't mind because he's a duck.
>Not a duck harpy or duck furry, but actual Mallard duck.
>No sex
My turn:
Princess of the tiny people needs help against the tiny fey: pixies, leprechaun and Red Caps
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>>128300492
and he doesn't even speak in English or Slabese. It's all quacks.
But you completely understand everything he says to you.
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>>128300492
Turns out she has a curse that makes her perceive allies as enemies & vice-versa.
Finding what seems to be a lost child in <location>.
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Cursed waifu
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>>128307590
For years she's slept, unable to wake up. Somehow she hasn't aged a day in all the time she's slept.
But in her sleep she is trapped in a horrible nightmare. No matter how much she wants to awaken, she can't. Nobody outside can even tell what she's dreaming of as she's completely motionless.
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>>128311018
plsno
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Waking sleeping beauty by lewding her.
>>
MenhitxPC fanfic in which the reason why he was committing genocide was to get the PC's attention. He only fought them because if he couldn't have them, no one could.
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Monkey girl butts
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>>128293747
You're now aware that you're manually breathing and blinking
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>>128287996
Good.
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>>128251152
I bet she noble lady laughs
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>>128257534
huh
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>>128257904
Killing him
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>>128255024
ewwww
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Awoo is for cutes
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>>128332710
Awoo is best but cute witches when?
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>>128311995
Don't you want to brave her nightmarescape, defeat the horrors that are causing it in her dreams, and then have her fall in love with your heroism?
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>>128335123
awoo witches when
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Using this line on the ol' husbando
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>>128339464
Barking spells
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>>128341163
Getting bitch slapped by your husbando for using that line.
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>>128341163
Mean
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>>128307590
>>128311995
Maybe this instead >>127939132?
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>>128344447
The power of bark
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>>128354834
Dog girls that worship trees because of bark
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>>128350208
you love it
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>>128354834
Sounds like a tree's magical power
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>>128332710
awoo is for bully
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>>128360473
Only dick-based bullying allowed.
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>>128360473
Awoo is for cutes and for cuddles
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>>128361136
yes
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>>128361136
Making slow, tender love to a cute awoo when?
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>>128335123
Halloween
>>128341163
Is that reborn? Those lips and hair look familiar.
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>>128367250
Dunno, I just save cute boys I don't care about where they're from.Except that fucking yandere manga I can't figure out the title for and can't find on google image search. And googling the one scene I saw from it is a little hazardous.
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Loli satyr who finds herself in trouble.
You save her and now you're just the whole freakin' world to this girl.
>>
>>128370056
Radiant Historia?
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>>128361136
Awhat?
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pulling on an awoo's tail to make her cry
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>>128374419
Destroying jerks who are mean to awoos.
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>>128370470
Maybe
Also
>Whole house loses interent
>It comes back on
>Try to reply
>Says I'm banned
>Think that, once again, I got banned for posting something that was somewhat revealing but not actually porn or nipples or anything
>Turns out it was a ban from February of 2015 that ended in march of the same year
It's funny and weird when my ip resets like that.
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>>128374476
creating a gang of vampires that just go around bullying awoos all day
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cute wizard boys who want to show you their "wand"
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>>128375079
I don't want to be the wizard's sleeve.
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>>128380584
Too bad, he's gotta shove that wand somewhere.
>>
>1-3 watch another stream because I've lost control of my life
>4-6 work on my own shit
>7-9 work on other people's stuff
>0 work on my own shit, uni edition
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>>128381302
In the trash.
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>>128384605That's what I'm saying. He's gonna fuck you.
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>>128384670
That's not nice.
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>>128387304
Never said I was. I'm a jerk, and everybody loves me.
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lewding every girl you see
>>
Guy with such a debilitating crush on the PC that he never wants to break eye contact with them.
It's horrifying.
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>>128392327
He'd eventually blink. What then? His mind just breaks?
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>>128393083
That's the great thing about text games, they don't have to blink unless you want them to.
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>>128393083
He knows some kind of moisturizing spell or has some kind of thing that's magic that moisturizes his eyes for him.
He's trained himself to sleep with his eyes wide open as well.
In retrospect, he seems kinda fucking nuts.
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>>128393394
Nah, he's just a simple custodian who loves you too much.
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>>128393394
>In retrospect, he seems kinda fucking nuts.
Juuuust a bit.
>>
Magical tantric sex when?
>>
>>128396746
Contortionist?
>>
>>128399664
A catboy would make a pretty good contortionist with the whole no clavicles thing.
>>
>>128399664
I was thinking more along the lines of stuff you'd see in a magical kama sutra.
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>>128401604
The things with the bees and sawdust?
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>>128401732
You know you want to try it.
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>>128405002
Nuh-uh-uh. Fool me once shame on you.
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>>128390576
Even the ugly ones?
>>
>You can have a little raptor riding on your shoulder in ARK:Survival Evolved
Now I want to give raptor girls piggyback rides.
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>>128411101
Is that game any good?
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>>128360875
I'm always down to bully dicks, hmu. How do you think I'm paying my tuition?
Getting paid that sweet sweet dick-bullying money. Got 47 Lamborghinis.
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>>128411856
Seems interesting if you're into sandbox'y types of games.
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>>128411998
Shit car.
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>>128416002
You're just jealous because your Lamborghini account is empty.
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>>128411101
baller
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Fly me to the moon
>>
Let me play among the stars
>>
flips
>>
hips
>>
dips
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>>128416062
nou
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>>128408584
Use magic to make them pretty
>>
What's something that we don't have in slab?
It can be a monster girl or boy, or a fetish, or an event, or anything else you can think of.
>>
>>128439367
jewish tanuki that likes balls
damn you to hell FC
>>
>>128405002
>Trying things
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>>128439367
Feet or stomach fucking. Also armpits
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>>128439367
Coaching. I mean when, during what's usually group sex, one or more females are seen helping, coaching, or encouraging another through what seems to be a first-time or unfamiliar experience.
Whoever is doing the coaching having a turn to show them how it's done can be nice too.
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>>128439367
cockworship
>>
>>128446731
Isn't that already in kinda with one of the bug boys?
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>>128447605
>boys
Then there needs to be one for people playing male characters.
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>>128447679
If it's already in in some form then it's not really something we don't have in slab.
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>>128447786
Yeah no gay content shouldn't take away from straight content that's just stupid.
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>>128447786
That's the dumbest argument I've ever seen. The majority of the people aren't going to see it since it's male on male if there isn't a female character doing then it is actually something we don't have in slab.
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>>128441576
Abfucking would be fun. Also fucking a prissy noble's armpit while she pretends to be disgusted by how weird and base you are
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One of your wives says this.
What do.
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>>128449530
>One
???
>>
Making out with a handsome gorgon and feeling his snakes wrap around your fingers when you run a hand through his hair.
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>>128396746
I don't get it
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>>128449530
>One of your wives
>>
>>128374476
Killing all of those jerks
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>>128449928
>>128456309
Not all of our wives are going to be as straightforward as that. Some are going to play hard to get. Others might be too pure of heart to think to say something like that.
>>
>>128461634
>wives
Again, ???
>>
>>128461634
>wives
>s
>>
>>128462258
Wive isn't a word.
>>
>>128462345
You're not a word
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>>128456309
yes
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>>128462345
Shut yur butt, I made it a word. Just now.
Don't like it? Too bad.
>>
>>128462345
>>128466285
Excuse me, but it's been a word for a long time.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/wive
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>>128467781
It's still not a noun.
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>>128467882
I'm just butting in to talk about wive as a word, don't mind me.
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>He doesn't eat his make his steaks into superior burgers instead
>>
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>>128469856
Well done steaks
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>>128473064
complimenting your steaks.
Letting them know they've done a good job.
>>
Limbo dancin'
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>>128478280
No.
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Firefox a shit.
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>>128482921
Firefox is my husbando and he doesn't deserve what Google Chrome did to him.
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>>128483857
>bloated husbando
come on now have some standards
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>>128484584
>not loving your browser at any size
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>>128484761
How can you love a browser than doesn't love itself
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>>128484892
You love him until he realizes his worth.
Honestly you don't even deserve to have a browser if this is how you treat them.
>>
The mighty dwarven empire. At its heart is a castle made entirely of dwarven metals.
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>>128482921
Firefox best browserfu.
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>>128485401
> Dorfium
> Dwarfium
> Stubbornium
> Traditionalium
> Alcoholium
> Axium
> and the fabled Beardium
>oh and Meteor metal that's molten piece of the Ur-Goddess of Order but they don't know what it is
>>
>>128487075
Well, maybe some of the flooring in the fancier parts of the castle could be made from stone and such.
Like finely polished marble or something. So shiny you could use it for a mirror if you really wanted to.
>>
>evens nap
>odds quiz
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>>128488525
HA HA
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>>128488915
pls do not mock my pain
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>>128480920
That new anime that's out had a limbo scene.
It was...quite something.
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>>128493082
>That new anime that's out
That's pretty ambiguous. Can you be any more specific?
>>
>>128493443
Phantom World
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>>128493885
Oh that. That's only got what? A single episode out already? Had forgotten I planned on giving this season's offerings a look this weekend anyway. Thanks for the reminder.
>>
>>128494696
The second episode aired today, from what I understand.
>>
>>128494841
I was thinking about subs because I'm a pleb with no time to learn the language.
>>
Don't dream, become.
>>
>>128495552
I was going to say hit up duolingo because it's helping me with French, but looks like no Japanese. That sucks.
>>
>>128499540
Although, downside, Duolingo just made me translate "Merci papa!" which is basically thanks daddy and I've never felt more filthy.
>>
>>128482921
>>128482921
She's slowly dying thinks to sjw
>>
Getting spitroasted by twins. Finding out they have another brother who was off adventuring but is going to be back tomorrow. Finding out said brother has the biggest, thickest dick of all of them
>>
>>128502676
Fucking what?
>>
>>128508057
just ignore it and it'll go away
>>
Raccoon husbando that keeps taking all the stuff you cook him and dunking it in water to "clean" it.
>>
JUST BEAT IT
>>
>>128514861
Beating up your strong husbando in a fair fight and making him become your slave for the day.Alternatively losing a fight with your strong husbando (on purpose or otherwise) and becoming his slave for the day.
I'm fine either way.
>>
Snakeboy wrapping around you in the middle of the night because you stole the covers and he's cold.
>>
>>
>>128517898
"Milking" a rattlesnake boy
>>
Tsundere princess that doesn't want to get married because she wants to know more about the world.
Kuudere bodyguard who was secretly ordered to have you marry the princess at all costs.
>>
>>128518898
Is he kuudere to you or kuudere to the princess or just kuudere in general?
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>>128518965
more fond towards the princess, but kuudere to everyone else.
>>
>>128519038
Digging it. What about an option/end of the quest where you marry the two of them off instead of you?
>>
>>128518898
>>128518965
Sounds like a shitty NTR set up. Fuck your idea.
>>
>>128518898
>>128518965
>>128519038
>>128519130
>he
Damn. Was hoping for a reverse trap bodyguard.
>>
>>128519530
maybe the princess has a "brother"?
unless bodyguard is a necessary part of the deal
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>>128484761
I just noticed he has a baby arm.
>>
>>128519589
>unless bodyguard is a necessary part of the deal
Nah. Just an excuse for delicious abs to be included.
>>
>>128519837
How about her older sister realized that without a male heir she would be forced to get married off (something she didn't want) and control of the kingdom would be given to an outsider. So she became a prince instead and trains every day so he can take over when his father dies, all while rocking a full 6-pack from princely crunches.
>>
Honeraburu warrior from another land who seeks to pass his style of combat across the world and to have honorable duels against the worlds greatest warriors to test them as well as himself.
>>
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>>128520024
Works for me.
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>>128514861
My dick
>>
>>128502676
That's why I'm looking into alternatives
>>
Troll girls.
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>>128523608
Ya mon
>>
>>128498763
Do neither become the void
>>
Galaxy waifu
>>
Power ranger girls
>>
>>128493885
I started watching that anime
>>
>>128482921
Poor girl
>>
>>128474741
stakes?
>>
Telling a vampire girl stake dinner jokes
>>
>>128469856
Burgers are the best food
>>
>>128542171
fact
>>
>>128456309
>not having more than one
>>
>>128542260
double fact
>>
>>128449530
her
>>
>>128540036
Don't bully undead
>>
>>128542482
>>128542482
>>128542482
new thread
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>>128542503
>740 posts
Way too soon
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