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Can the player prostitute themselves to others?
I just want to live out my lesbian slut loli fantasies.
>I don't think there's a lesbian option
Every fucking time.
>She doesn't require a letter though.
Yeah, I remember that you just need to order a certain amount of custom clothing from her. I just kinda wanted to finish that quest before moving on with any other stuff.
>There's also the bug girls.
Will have to look into that, thanks!
O, slipped my mind. I already fucked one in the mountains. Thanks!
I thought about it when I first did the outline, but it would've added far too many scenes for me to handle. I'm entirely open to letting someone else write that if they want to, though.
Horror Stream starting:
Holy shit, this gang goes fucking hard.
>implying I'm not going kick everybody out and read Stellaluna out loud to myself
Or maybe her 'dark' past is just something silly and really not that dark at all but she thinks what she did was truly, truly horrible and became a priestess to repent.
Like she she just said something she shouldn't have said or something.
>Would she have a dark past though? One she wants to run away from?
That's a bit too common I think. How about she has a perfectly normal past she's comfortable with & became a priestess to help people?
I want to do something like this...
she also teaches Kung Fu
Dern kids, you gotta earn right to that shit. Beat her in one to one combat, no magic.
Also physically she's stronger than you were at your peak. Good luck
Yeah, thought so.
Just trying to do something to make her interesting.
But you know, not every character needs to be a super special snowflake. Some of them can just be nice, normal individuals.
So are there any shortstacks in this game? Been looking at a bunch of Granblue Fantasy art recently and this girl and the sheep goddess have got me craving some short tiddy.
please sleep in my stead. I've been hoping to have a dream where I'm a princess with a few suitors vying for my hand, so if you could have it for me that'd be great. Sleep tight!
fuck you my dreams are nightmares about horrible mansion with shitty Little Mermaid cd-rom game that makes you play tunes with fish bones and little model of a town with a clock with a face that screams while it burns.
And when I wake up I can't shake the feeling I had this dream before.
mine kind of read like 2deep4u poems if you put the titles together.
I dunno about subcultures, but I know Pompeii had graffiti.
Reading what they've found really shows we haven't changed all that much since then. There's plenty of it that's reminiscent of modern day shitposting.
Hero is a boy if you want them to be and then you simply toy with him
Why would I want that though?
Most people here are men. Most people here think your I want to be a lesbian shit straight out of /u/ is retarded. They don't care what you want, and you're going to start annoying people and pissing them off until you get yelled at if you keep parading around the teehee my lesbian fetish crap.
Turning that frown upside down.
light as a feather
side note I've become too used to dick bulges. I saw some fashion mag or ad or something with a dude in shorts and I moved my screen around looking for the non-existent bulge, as if it was hiding from me.
A man who stared into the depths of chaos from which the Chaos Spawn entered the realm.
While the rest of the world sought to destroy the rift and the chaos that crept from it, he became enamored and perplexed with it. He thus sought ways to somehow control chaos. Or perhaps even create his own.
The man became mad and a recluse. No one is sure what the results of his mad attempts to control and make his own chaos were.
But it's somewhere out there. The results of years of mad experiments and rituals.
Stockholm syndroming a villainess into liking your dick.
Then reverse Stockholm syndroming her with lots of kindness to make her happy and living a normal kind of life while still wanting your dick at times.
I have some suggestions
Have a clock in the corner or something
A way to skip time
Only just started playing it today and I don't mean to be rude with my suggestions but I think they would be nice quality of life changes
It shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
Of course the only edition that doesn't have a pdf online for download is the one that class uses.
>stumble onto video called "my transformation from scene to preppy"
>posted by X0jenniferdemise0X
>fucking screamo jump scare of that taylor swift song as she puts on eyeshadow
And they say there are no true masterpieces left
As if I could forget.
Finding a nice hotspring in a nook of a really cold area.
You take off your gear and dive in.
There's a monkey girl bathing in there that you didn't notice.
She's pretty chill and the two of you just relax in the hot bath.
>IF THE MEDIAFIRE LINK SAYS "PERMISSION DENIED", JUST REFRESH IT!
Uh-uh! That shit ain't working son!
>damaged girls deserve love too
That they do.
To be honest I'm bad at dialogue so maybe I'm biased. You're probably right, it wouldn't be horrible if you could flesh out his breathing scenes. Stuff like
>"His groans are deep and harsh and an eavesdropper would probably think he was in pain if he wasn't begging for more in between gasps for breath."
>Continue the current scene
>Move along to his next scenario
I think working around no player dialogue would be a big issue tho
True, but the feeling is still ingrained. One cute monkey dude isn't enough to wipe away 20 years of monkey disgust and fear. His dick would have to be AMAZING to accomplish that.
>yfw your mum messages you a video about something you like that she's not interested in, and you know she must have looked around for it just to send it to you
Try losing. The wolves protect travelers, and by killing them you kinda forfeited that protection. I know that the wolves and bears kill you upon loss if you've killed a wolf (that's been a thing for ages) and I updated the forest mobs (that I wrote) so that they kill you too, though I'm not sure if Tatobaguy implemented that stuff yet. There are other things planned, but that's the stuff that's relevant right now.
Doing this with your vampire husbando.
>1-3 watch that stream recording
>4-6 watch that stream recording w/ tuna fish crackers
>7-9 watch that stream recording all comfy in your bed
>0 do that last little tiny bit of homework, THEN watch that stream recording w/ tuna fish crackers all comfy in your bed. Hell, put sheets on the mattress. Make it an event.
My waifu is pure
slutfor chasteconsensual man on womanprayer for sexual abstinencethen she'll suck out the lustful poison out her heart with power of Jesusin her own bed and mine
>always get anxious when someone doesn't answer my email right away
>regularly leave emails unread in my inbox for 18+ hours
>come across general for game
>decide to download it
I'm a little upset that I never thought of this particular sentence before and now if I use it I'll be reminded of a somewhat mediocre online quiz.
>The cowgirl is still bugged.
What in the name of everything holy...
So, two things.
Since Chrome is still reporting Slablands as a false positive, and Mediafire just displays the "Permission Denied" error most of the time, I want to ask if you people know about a good hosting alternative.
Watching some village kids play soccer and joining in.
Unless it's gotta be sex in which case you help some scruffy delinquent kid out of trouble and his cute older brother is so thankful, he'll give you anything in exchange for helping his brother.
My eyes are burning and I kept misreading that as
>Stealing a holy swords from the angels and making it daddy
and I couldn't tell if you were talking about the angel or the sword.
Becoming buff pals with all the buff gals
I know Americans have issues with units and measures... But how can anyone fuck this one up?
This scene does not make sense.
My character is a 1.42m child, how the hell did she collide against my knees? Is she a dwarf or something?
Nah, we don't do that.
Although maybe it'll effect you during Civ mode.
> Bunch of protestors outside saying you're a Harpy killer
>> make a public apology
>> say Harpies are worthless in public apology
>> poison everyon during public apology
>> just poison the protesters
Honestly how are these things not finished yet?
It dropped off my radar for a long ass time, but I checked out Fenoxo's site and patreon and he's pulling in 16 grand a fucking month.
I think I need to make some furry porn just so I can have some stable income. How hard could it fucking be? I know how to program.
If this happens every time you explore the countryside, then you're using an old version.
If this happens randomly, you're using a non-compatible save file.
Did someone order a monkey girl?
>1-3 do responses and homework
>4-6 just do response, eat + watch stream, then do homework
>7-9 eat and go from there
>0 I don't know but it will probably be depressing whatever I decide to do
But if his penis is invisible how can he accurately take a piss? That just sounds cruel.
That might be where things head if you help her.
Give her access to your keep library and she'll learn how to magic all by herself. Turns out her master was just a slowpoke, she's one of those people that learns fast.
"Sorcerer" is a term used to describe self-taught magic caster, like hedge-mages or witches, it's not related to your casting attribute. Slablands has a lot of D&D references, but not every reference from D&D is used in Slablands.
Hell, I don't even care if someone wants to use "Sorcerer" as a synonym for "Wizard".
Yes but this: >>128149896
If it uses magic, it's an spellcaster or a magic user. Now, the title defines the nature of the magic user. I'd prefer using wizard and sorcerer for magic scholars, and hedge-mages and witches for self-taught magic users.
I didn't say it had to be, but as Tatobaguy himself admits, >>128149194 it has a lot of D&D references already, what's one more to the list?
Plus, I've had 'sorcerer' equipment rotting in the project list for a long time now,so I think I get a pass on deciding what 'sorcerer' means for Slablands, and I say that it's vaguely like D&D.
See above, Tatobaguy, and check your email.
>I think I get a pass on deciding what 'sorcerer' means for Slablands, and I say that it's vaguely like D&D.
No, you only get a pass about the things you wrote yourself. If someone else wants to write a sorcerer, and that someone says "This sorcerer is not a CHA-based spellcaster", then its character is a non-CHA-spellcaster sorcerer.
qt crow girls that ask you for stuff and give you stuff in exchange.
One wants sparkly stuff.
Another wants warm and soft stuff.
And a pair of sisters want smooth and silky stuff.
>I love the feeling of your hilt inside me
Hilt doesn't go into the scabbard by the way.
Not if you pop them out in batches. Or a mad scientist route where they're all test tube babies but they're your test tube babies. I wouldn't mind that.
Please keep talking. Distract me from this report about a remote control I have to do.
No please, I hate this fucking remote so much I don't even have a TV. They just gave me this fucking remote to control nothing.
I have to write 9 fucking sections about a remote that controls nothing, multiple paragraphs per section.
No way, it's due by 11:59 and I can't look at it any longer without feeling sick. I'm eating my celebratory candy bar, drinking my celebratory 2 liter, and watching my celebratory shitty indie horror game stream (uploaded on youtube).
> Learn Tesseract Magic and apply it to your womb
> learn biomancy and remodel your womb to lay eggs
> if that's too furry, remodel your body to store semen and keep using it to fertilize at will
> have your female companions (including your sister or mom) be surrogate mothers
> learn golem crafting and biomancy to create artificial womb
>Transdimensional wombs are a thing that never crossed my mind, but it could work. However, there are creatures lurking in other dimensions, so I think a luck check would be required.
>It was discussed and contemplated as a good alternative.
>The second method is... Well, pregnancy is still 9 months in humans, other races have their pregnancy times decided by the ones writing them.
>This is allowed.
>This was also contemplated as a good alternative. Not exactly as an "artificial womb" but more as "extracting the fetus and making it grow inside an alchemical vat". Homunculii were also contemplated for selfcest.
Remember to report bugs. I'm too tired to create a new file sharing account right now. I'll do that tomorrow and provide a mirror or something. Night all.
>See some silly size comparison chart for fantasy races
>High elves are taller than orcs
>Not like a few inches, I mean like several heads taller.
I know the characters aren't drawn realistically, but come on. You don't have to exaggerate THAT far.
cute boys who get all flustered whenever you share a canteen because it's an indirect kiss
And continue to get flustered about indirect kisses even after he's rawed you like a million times, just because he likes you so much.