balanced hook ghost edition
REMIND TO SMASH THAT VOTE BUTTON ON VEIGAR
TIME FOR MORE VEIGARETTE LEWDS
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Please help, I'm a lost level 28.
xth for why am i playing ranked in preseason
Most healthy and well-designed champion in the game. CertainlyT is a fucking legend.
Riot can't possibly have not noticed this, right?
There's no fucking way they think this is okay?
>It's the CURRENT YEAR
>still no guy support that isn't a tank or a midlaner
Depends, you can give good orders to catch overextended players but sometimes kids are too stupid to follow.
Remember that losing is your fault, so carry the game since the beginning. If you lose then you didn't carry hard enough
Alright lolg I need ya'll to explain something to me. How is it possible to go 1/8? I don't mean like 1/8/20, I mean like 1/8/2 in a 25 minute game. I actually can't understand how that happens. If you start bad, shouldn't you just farm and play safe? I had a poppy who that happened to and she said she had an off game but like, how do you keep dying after the fourth death? It just doesn't make sense to me. She said the jungler camped but like, then wouldn't you just ward then? Or even just let them have tower, miss farm, then farm under second turret? I don't get how people dont get this. ANYTHING is better than dying.
I haven't actually gone 1/8 in a game before, so I can't sympathize. Can someone who has explain how that happens?
>when the BE option that fit her passive perfectly lost in the voting phase.
I can't work up enough fucks to give to see veigirl win with an inferior option and then be banned from hopefully seeing that option again in the future.
Will I get in-game friends this year? but good friends, friends that care about you as much as you care about them
Abuse your range, it's deceptive at 1050/1150 for a q+w combo. Still a q+w combo is best used if you can't pull off a full eqw.
If he misses his stun early you've got about a 7-8 second window to fuck him up. Gets down to about 4 seconds with CDR as the game progresses.
Lulu is the cutest/best champion in all of league of legends.
I don't know how you could think that, ever.
>No longer refunds mana for killing a single target. Two or more targets still refunds the mana cost (30)
fucking remove certainlyT bullshit when?
this is literally the most nonsensical bullshit change in the history of league
Reduce the range on her spells.
Overpowered AP champions like lux make it look like AP champs are fine, when in reality they're fucking dog shit.
Nerf lux fix AP item costs/itemization in general.
what if sona was like a mini giantess?
like even illaoi only came up to nips level?
The thing is that each player that enters to play with you has the same mentality, they all thing that winning is their responsibility and they will try to win.
Your partner fucked it up and enemy got a double kill? You don't fucking care, you just get that double back
Midlane got ganked and lost tower and has no wards to give you some vision? fuck that, you take the whole fucking lane with towers and their champs and when you're done just take a shit on their jungle.
If the 5 of you have that mindset then the game is done, shitters blame their mistakes on the team or just keep the whole game pouring salt on the wound of your teammates for their mistakes
Kalista literally made every ADC sans Sivir and Tristana ultimately obsolete
Her sheer amount of utility, objective control, and mobility make her fucking cancer
All this shit just given to her on a silver platter
thank god, for I moment there I thought I win with support karthus, bronze 5 here I come, only 9 matches left
>Pro snake magic
>Sentinels of shame
Oh shit does this mean wang means king in mongolian?
>Shadow of the main stream
Is Vi the Cuttest League ?
>Gank early, she really strong at lvl 2/3
>Counterjun her at early lvl
>try playing champs with unique kits and playstyles
>lose because they're not in the meta of tanky brawler/instagib assassin
nice game babs
>Pro Snake Magic
>Sentinels of Shame
>St. Gun Ranger
>Shadow of the main stream
This is fucking gold
Yes, share the stories of your sexual conquest on lolgen because we are so interested in hearing where your non-stick ventured to.
Daily reminder to filter anyone with a trip/name because they're always psychopaths that post off-topic garbage that no one cares about.
Hmmm, I'm new to the game and have only seen someone play with her once. I was using Janna and had new clue why there was a ghost link between us and had no clue she could suck me up and shoot me.
(But just trying to be good support was good enough to work with her in the end)
She seems very focused on team work with a partner so I guess that's why I have only sen her once in solo. I figured that that was the balancing part.
On a side note I have both Sivir and Trist as I'm trying to break outta support. IDK how Sivir is so highly regarded ... she's good in the start but I can't seem to see the appeal to her in mid and late game. With Trist I see the power but in fucking solo you can't know if you're gonna get a support who WANTS to support bot or a support who thinks they should eat all your farm so I haven't gotten a win with her yet.
I played against exactly 1 Illaoi and it wasn't bad. It was that strange time when I was trying to play the Crok guy ... would just hide in a brush and gank her at low health.
>it was just a prank bro
>i didn't bang a tranny
>get shat on by a riven main on top as gp, nothing unusual here because LOL FREE GAPCLOSERS AND THUNDERKEKS
>our evelynn ganks three times, every time dishing out INSANE amount of damage out of her ass, she pretty much bursts riven like it's nothing
>doesn't matter, riven still shits on me
>go roam and farm
>almost full items
>they are trying to start shit
>me and panth combine ults and initiate
>mfw i mow them down with 1000+ crits with https://youtu.be/PKTaO1puZ0w on my playlist
>mfw riven tries to 1v1 me before we finish the game
Just Hire this girl
The Black guy is incuided
then tell me, what do i do?
Can't walk up to farm because lol burst
Rarely able to farm with Q because lol gapclosers and burst
barrel farming early won't work either
Share your knowledge, how do you deal with a riven main as GP
>Proud leader of
>Ancient Wu Ling
>tfw for some reason I always play botlane roles and use trashcan champs
why can't I uninstall.
who buy??? cassfags need not apply
>about to play ranked
>can't anything else than support
>don't even know about the new jungle items
>suck hard at top
bronze 5 here I come
He's not bad right now, and she never will be, but she's not even top 5 most annoying adcs right now. If I'm playing adc, I'd rather lane against a kalista than MF/Corki/Quinn.
When you get to bronze can I play on your account?
How do I carry as the loaf? Two games in a row I dumpstered my lane opponent and shoved towers like a god damned bull dozer but I can't fucking deal with other lanes getting fed as fuck and killing off my team before I can stuff their carries in a trash can. I normally rush cleaver into chilly mitt and then tank up, how many damage items am I supposed to buy?
>bandle is too busy getting married instead of drawing trist getting smothered by sona tits
FUCK THIS SUCKS
Lucian and Miss Fortune were just fucking stronk, they didnt make an entire class a bad choice to pick besides them. (On release lucian and reworked MF doesnt count since they were promptly nerfed)
Bork into full tank. Dead Man's and Morning Glory are both great. Randuins. Replace the Glory with another tank item if you need it or can get to the backline without problem. Spirit Visage over Banshee's in all situation unless you're building a lot of MR.
If you're batshit ahead and can kill people faster than you die, go Bork into R Hydra into tank. Transition to titty if you need to.
not build botrk on catilyn.
Keep your distance, do as much damage as you can, desperately try not to die
Lose the game
think about your mistakes and what you could have done better
forget about the loss
go back into ranked
>harass from afar
this equals no or very little farm
Also even if i tried it'd end up in
and a burst
I eat oranges after her w? Who cares, thunderkeks and her burst make me really low, if she has her ult up i'm either already dead or about to be because her second active on r. Or ignite.
>Last pick asks for mid
>Doesn't get it so goes Ezreal support
>Proceeds to steal cs and feed enemy lane
>Ends up with a lot of kills later on because he's building straight ap
>Enemy refuses to report him cause "lol he did better than most of your team"
For fucks sake how would you feel if he was on your team and fucked your lane up so abd you were useless? There's more to the game than just getting kills too you know.
great now i can't play Kindred without getting the hardest of boners
Because Jarvan is the crown prince of Demacia, he could, and has probably been advised to, take a wife from any of the noble houses. This includes, but is not limited to, Sona, Lux, and Fiona.
Jarvan has a premium pass to perfect pussy with his princely powers.
How does this make you feel?
same, that sweet pussy
>bandle is getting married
>I'm not the one marrying her
>no qt thick gf with a lewd streak
It hurts more and more, day by day.
>he hasnt discovered the freelo that is midred yet
It was sold at c89 a few days ago. We dont have scans yet. Here's the preview.
>Japanese servers open
>Next comiket is 40% league related content
>mfw shitters can't get past the sadpanda
>Have fun with a shattered dick after she smothers her cold plump ass on it.
you say that like it's a bad thing
Will they add the option to switch the the Jap voices even if you're NA? Can you do a sound flle swap?
>hashinshin can't stop feeding AND losing
"there's no counterplay for a gank" - hashinshit in the current year
>get two eve wins
>buy safecracker eve
>get three more
time to rest, today was a good day to vote
evebros [email protected]?
You can do it with none.
It's more about not being a fucking retard who doesn't understand how the game works.
I never see people play champions straight up wrong, they just make the same mistakes that they'd make on any other champ.
Jarvan and Shyvana actually have history...and people like them together
also Quinn is too busy sucking
Azir's royal dick because he's the only royalty she'll ever get
Sites absolute dog shit now anyways. You have to shift through 40560505660 uploaded western/furry/gay art whenever you try to use it, even if you filter out western you still get bullshit western sometimes, and tons of furry/gay shit all the time.
Unless you know EXACTLY what you're searching for trying to find anything remotely decent to fap to is nearly impossible now.
I miss the days I could open up sadpanda and instantly start fapping, but no, festishist faggots had to ruin the fucking site uploading their garbage porn to it enmasse.
FUCK THE INTERNET ITS GARBAGE NOW.
Anyone feel like Zac jungle is really really fucking good as long as your team has a working keyboard and mouse?
A lot better than all the popular picks, especially shit like undyr and volibear which I feel are extremely meaty core.
gank A LOT
when you are playing any other jungler you think "well I'll go top after I grab gromp" or something, with eve you just go there are fuck em up
at least going into that mindset helped me
It's a garbage site that's basically the reddit of porn now. Everyone uploads absolute dog shit art that 0.000000000001% of the population on the planet would find hot so you can't ever actually find anything good anymore.
Also shit is like, randomly deleted/banned for nofucking reason all the time. I'm better off googling specific porn now, it's dumb.
How do you deal with people pushing non-stop? Or don't you just get them? Many times i wanted to gank but these fucks kept pushing and pushing only to be ganked by enemy jungler and to put the blame on me
Laneganking worked few times, but still
is there literally any reason to pick koggles over any other adc right now?
Also, riot's had a boner for Zed since his release but what the fuck is with all of these buffs and an item pretty much just for him jesus
How? I can understand busty champs, skinny champs, muscular champs, short and tall champs, but Lissandra's just so fucking boring from all angles that I can't understand the appeal.
>scale up sona so much that illaois eyes are at chest level
>normal girls like MF and Ahri would be at like her belly button
she could oppress the other girls a lot more with her supersized scaled up tits
>mfw I get the joke
>mfw I actually want someone to draw her
blowing Azir willingly or by force through his sand soldiers
>its okay anon we know how insecure you're :)
what the fuck does this even mean
furfags are universally hated since forever, by everyone
Find solace in the fact that in some universe league is a fetish based game where Sona is the GTS queen and
Vi gets inflated, Kat gets heavily pregnant, and lux gets chubby/stuffed the more she uses biscuits in-game
No. Double bruiser has always been something you can fuck around with in solo queue. Doesnt mean it's good.
Holy fuck he's so tilted today. This shit's hilarious
Caitlyn's like "fuck this"
Vi is a good friend
Azir is the cutest
Gnar is cute
Tristana and Teemo want to make people happy
Janna is cute
Riven fucked everything up
Yasuo is failing to look cool
Braum is being dad
vladimir unintentionally gave some people hepatitis
Lulu is high as fuck
Veigar is cute
Anivia looks in trouble
Lux is the hostess
Kennen is cute
koggles is cute
Elise is cute
Ziggs is the party
Ahri is trying to be cute
Fiddlesticks sold lulu weed
Soraka is cute
Annie is high as fuck
Ezreal is in an anime
Amumu is forgotten again
And zyra is polite
And no kindred
countergank (place wards in their jungle to know where their jungler is) or just dive them with ult
eve is actually pretty good at diving with the ult shield and the W reset
there's a difference between expressing contempt and being asshurt
>Quinn and Azir
Shit pairing. The last thing Quinn did lore wise was scout the Freljord. She'll settle down with some smelly viking man so she can fulfill her dream of just living in the wilds forever. Or she and Talon will hatefuck each other. Or she'll go full lesbian with Fiora.
ts3 is fine, discord uses more when it claims to be better, safer, less heavy and all this shit, also seems to be cpu heavy because while using it not only my game lagged, discord lagged too and i couldn't hear my friends
People use this emoji too often. I wish they wouldn't.
>imgur and tumblr are literally better porn sites than sadpanda now
>Have GTS fetish
>Almost 0 content and most size stuff with Sona is shrinking
That's okay though
Tumblr is shitty
Quinn likes royalty, and Tryndamere isnt looking for anything right now
also its cute to imagine her doing bird tricks on him
I like you. I wish I could draw, but I am too learn and put effort into it.
Internet companies have monopolies on the areas they control and have no reason to provide adequate service. Also, kids don't have Ethernet cables or don't have ports in their rooms
>Quinn likes royalty
Nah, she was actually surprised that Jarvan wasn't a stuck-up, pompous dickhead like she thinks all royalty is. She grew up poor and wanted to be a knight. Now she just wants to be a ranger out in the woods forever on missions with her bird.
Should I just give up playing Veigar
He's so useless early and has bad farming under tower so all the enemy midlaner has to do is shove and roam. Not to mention if they have easier to land CC they completely out trade you.
I want him to be good ;_;
She isnt the type that likes human contact in her lore. Shes more of a loner outside of valor and she honestly wouldnt care for shurima.
but I could imagine her having a royalty fetish and the emperor of the sands wanting her for one night
The only good thing this girl can do is keep her mouth open...
No one you pedo
maybe a kiddie crush on lulu
>spectate my friend in silver 1
>there is an ap aatrox vs brand in mid
>aatrox kills brand at level 2 with a sliver of health ("died" afterward and passive revived)
>ap aatrox is now 6-1 while brand is 0-5
what is this sorcery?
It's too bad it won't happen because of veigar.
...you ever get done losin a match and think damn...why the fuck am I playin this game nigga? I could be playin a game where skill matters more than dependin on retards like dota or fightin games
>still using the panda when half it's content gets culled by fakku DAILY
Ignorance is bliss
what's the best premium porn website dedicated to watersports fetish?
I always try to find high quality videos on
free sitesbut they suck.
Does anyone know?
Here i am
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS, IT WAS THE PERFECT TROLL SUPPORT CHAMPION TO REACH BRONZE 5
I understand a lot of losses are on me and that helps me learn to become even stronger every game
I only get frusteated when I disconnect or when I recognize someone on either team cheating or outright going afk
thankfully I haven't recognized cheating in ages.
EPIC MAN HAHA LE MASTER TROLE 2016 XDD
Use the fuck out of your q,but be careful, the cool down starts at 7 or 8, and at max level with a few cdr items is 2 sec max if you catch it
Don't try to fight gnar as he's becoming mega gnar, you will get rekt. Better to stomp his shit after he wastes his e
>buy a fucking tiamat item, you need the cancel to burst people
>counterpick him with olaf, all-in whenever you get the chance, and when he stuns you just use ult and all-in him
Roflgator is the only good streamer
>listens to good music
>isn't a complete faggot
>He's so bad under tower
Anon are you sure you are playing the right champion?
>A free better J4 ult every 8 seconds
Also literally start Qing the wraith camps when you have time.
>But muh jungler
He has 9 other camps.
He was like the oldest boy in his caveyordle family. His story is him stepping up to fight some evil shit after his father gets fucking wrecked and then hulking out. Rengar acknowledges him as a yordle hunter.
He's not a child. He's a teenager at the youngest.
>guy lags on the entering of champ select
>doesnt call any role
>"so and so has entered the room"
>look at the champs
>hes auto locked in as jungler
>gets mad and calls everyone autistic