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there aren't enough gooks in this esports tournaments...

1st for Dreadsteed

first for mage is a meme class

I haven't been keeping up.

Are there any ***AMERICANS*** left in the tournament?

>>121537754
good I fucking hate the koreans are gods meme in league
would hate to see it here also

5th for Dreadsteed MVP of Blizzcon tournament.

Some cards seem flat out broken, others are laughably underpowered. What annoys me most about this adventure is that it's the League of Explorers. Who fucking cares? Of all the archetypes and factions they could draw from they choose some generic Indiana Jones bullshit? If I wanted Indiana Jones bullshit I'd watch Harrison Ford while I fist my own ass, not play Hearthstone.

So with the new adventure coming out why didn't they release a dedicated armor counter card?

also why didn't they release more secret hate?
why didn't they make cards that will actually help the meta instead of making a bunch of shit tier meme cards that will never see play?

>>121537736

>3/3s board fill is worth 7 mana

You what m8? Even patron is not even that cheap.

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>>121537842
gooks save esports. add them to hearthstone immediately.

When is Forsen playing?

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>>121537863
Dreadsteed sucking shit as usual
Maybe this 7 will bring you good luck

>>121537821
No.

And now ladder is going to be full of Nexus champions

>>121537821

Nope. Only one player left from the Americas, and its a Canadian.

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Show e-dicks

>My Gamertag

HOTFORM AHAHAHA WOW

Jesus fucking christ this is cringe worthy.

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>>121537842
But it originated in mmos and starcraft..

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It keeps happening.

Does hotform have autism? This guy is retarded.

>muh read LotR out loud helped me become a Jewish lawyer xDDD
Please lose. I'd rather the One Piece or Narto faggot wins the tournament.

>>121538116
He's been hitting too much of trudeau's free weed.

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why does blizzard insist on adding all these cool slow cards when they will never EVER be usable without significant changes to how the game is played or actual efficient tech cards against deathrattle/early game flood added?

>>121538095
idk about this anime stuff, but isn't a male succubus called an incubus?

>If I win blizzcon I will use the power that I get

who is the bald cunt with the girl voice casting

>>121538095
sauce?

>>121538168
He actually thinks being a good speaker has something to do with being a lawyer

Can't wait till he starts law school and sees just hos soul-crushing it truly is

>>121538116
he wrote an essay on reddit about losing his virginity to a prostitute

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Absolute madman

>>121537969
that one is probably accurately costed, however, taking two whole turns to play the dude on 9 then follow up with filling the board on turn 10 means that you lose the game

giving your opponent 2 free turns isn't exactly the best idea in a game that is completely agro focused.
its the definition of a win more card and sucks massive D

>>121537917
don't worry friend
Ulduar expansion is coming

is there any deck that actually takes skill to play?

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>>121538095
>male succubus

>>121538218

because fuck you just buy the adventures

>>121538341
face hunter

>>121538289
He is pure blooded Jewish. He doesn't even have to show up to law school. He'll automatically become a partner somewhere the second he graduates.

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>>121538221
yes, but this is a succubus (male)

>>121538320
>replace your deck with shiny garbage

Golden Monkey indeed

>>121538221
In mythology demons can't make their own baby juice so succubi are the collectors and incubi are the distributors

>>121538221
no its a succubus because it's still trying to steal male energy/souls/semen

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>>121537842
league is fucking garbage as an esport though so its pretty inconsequential

>>121538053
Nice botted wins desu senpai

>>121538320
i will try to meme as hard as possible with this card

>>121538218
>never useable without significant changes to how the game is played

not gonna lie no matter how much you slow the game down that card will never be viable

replacing all the cards in your deck with legendary minions?
that effect hurts more than it helps
I didn't craft my deck of well synergized cards just to change them all out for 30 lorewalker cho's

>>121538095
>>121538462
I don't care its the worst meme there is

>>121538053
>433 arena wins

laughing_whores.jpeg

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>>121538549
>he doesn't like gooks

how do you even watch esports since NA is a fucking dumpster fire and EU is a trainwreck.

>>121538221
yes that is correct
Japanese people don't understand things though, especially western religious culture, so they fuck up quite a bit of stuff

don't hold it against them for being retarded to our mythos, you probably are just as bad with theirs

>5 mana + coin
>6/6 creature, draw 5 cards and put them directly into play
XDDD balanced

>>121538320
>golden monkey
>craft golden version
>entire hand and deck is golden legendaries
Oh yis

>>121538723
From what Ive seen of twitch chat, we understand Kappas perfectly

>>121538763
>removed by 2 mana sap

>>121538221
You are correct, this guy thinks he's some epic troll though so he will use porn as a source for his claims.

>>121538718
>watching esports
I don't even hate esport gooks
I hate the retards that spam shit about them

>>121538335

>putting a 7/8 out is giving your opponent a free turn

You're pulling my leg, anon.

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>>121538053
>quest called "Everybody! Get in here!"
>not "Everyone! Get in here!"
JUST HOW FAR DO THE INCONSISTENCIES RUN BLIZZ

FUCK

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>>121538320
Did they legitimately print this? How could they think this way okay? This is literally going to be run in every single deck, and its not even weak to tbk because you can't play tbk until turn 6. What the fuck were they thinking?

secret paladin is so fucking stupid

>secret paladin

>clueless fucking caster
lol rogue is a good matchup vs paladin!
>because you can sap tirion

>>121539023
You can't run it, it's not an actual card in the collection.

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>>121538947
you sound upset friend. it's okay, maybe one day the USA will make it to the finals of a relevant and respected eSports tournament.

until then you can live vicariously through your gook overlords

>>121539023
dies to abusive bgh :))

>>121539023
>This is literally going to be run in every single deck,

Hahah no, for you to play it you need to draw it 3 times

>>121538943
Incubi don't prey on men you insipid fuckstain.

>>121539023
The legendaries it gives are all monkeys and murlocs

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xthing best brawl

>>121539023
I think it revolves around the Discover mechanic. I don't think you can slot it in a deck.

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>>121538532
I just used that as an example. Shit like Aviana and mistcaller just dont work because they dont do shit fast enough. The game is absolutely dominated by tempo and aggressive playstyles to the point where anything that blizzard does want to add to spice up the game will never actually be used outside of arena.

>>121539023
I disagree. Replacing your deck with legendaries is kind of bad, you can often only play one per turn and if the opponent takes board control the game is over.

>>121539023
Are you retarded?

>I give up
I think we all have

>>121539023
Did you just start playing this game?

>>121539023
Calm down anon
Its not a card in the collection

You have to play a badly stated creature which battlycrys a spell into your deck
Once you draw that spell, you play it for 2 mana and it puts that 6/6 monkey into your deck while drawing one card
Eventually you might draw the monkey and be able to play it

All in all its some unplayable bullshit
The monkey itself isnt even good since it destroys your deck and replaces it with shit like cho and thermaplug

>>121539023

you need a lego to shuffle a map into your deck and that map needs to be play which then shuffles the golden monkey into your deck. THEN you need to find and play it.

>>121539180
epic xDDDD

>>121538763
>6/6 body worth 5-6 mana
>3-4 mana of value just drawing the secrets
>5 mana worth of playing secrets

How did they ever think this was balanced?

I have been at work all day. Does anyone have a quick run down to how the discover mechanic works?

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>>121539286

Reminds me of when V-07-TR-0N got revealed. Everyone literally wet their pants.

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>>121539096
ez

>>121539203

Aviana DOES work. Druid is pretty good at holding long enough to pull out shit like Aviana > innervate > sludge belcher and kel'thuzad.

I'm not saying it's more viable than the meme combo deck, but if you want to run ramp Aviana is desperately worth considering.

Aviana Loatheb is pretty legit too.

>>121539408
It generates 3 new cards, not from your deck.
You choose one like Tracking and add it to your hand.

>>121539163
It doesn't matter, a male succubus is an incubus.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus
> Its(Incubus) female counterpart is the succubus.

>>121538942
>opponent now only had 5 card board advantage instead of 6 and you just gave him the means to refill it if you do somehow clear it

>>121539203
>The game is absolutely dominated by tempo and aggressive playstyles
And this is never going to change because of how blocking works in the game

>>121539163
Actually they did. It just wasn't the norm.

>>121539485
>not aviana inervate malygos double faceless manipulator double moonfire
Step it up senpai

>LoE doesn't have any cards that deal with aggro

Well, there's still new expansions, right?

>>121538959
no putting a 7/8 out is giving your opponent a free 4/2 while deleting your 7/8

reminder that 7 attack or higher cards suck unless they are crazy under-costed or have an effect that impacts the board the turn it is played

>>121539023
look it up online it isn't a card that you can play flat out you have to go through a small series of draws with Elise getting the map then getting the idol

>>121539203
lack of a side deck, graveyard, and searching power is what prevents slow decks from existing
the fact that the game is so reliant on your opening hand having a perfect curve for you to follow means that decks are encouraged to run all low cost cards to increase their chances of drawing things they can actually use. If the game had ways to search your deck and get specific cards you needed or reuse cards from some kind of graveyard you would see things slow down since the game wouldn't be so reliant on opening hands.

that will never happen though because hearthstone is designed to be a game that has little to no outside of turn interaction with your opponent
the mechanic of being able to do things on your opponents turn doesn't translate well onto a virtual environment since it slows the game pace down and the lowest common denominator people get bored because they have to pause for their opponent and actually think about what plays to make rather than shitting out their hand full of leper gnomes every turn.

>>121539485
Astral Comunion druid with the new Naga could be a fun deck

Did we get an answer about whether each individual card is getting a genderbent alternative?

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>>121539484
>I was just pretending to be retarded!

Did Warriors get no new spells or anything?

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Holy shit. I decided to save up to 5000 gold for buying pack. Glad that I didn't reach the goal yet.

Seriously though. TGT was out not too long ago and they got another adventure for us?

>>121539681

I'm just saying I've pretty consistently pulled off aviana shenanigans, she combos so well with so many cards. Like Aviana innervate Dr Boom Cenarius.

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I see Murloc decks will be back in the meta.
Shamans/Paladins with Hunter hero powers incoming.

>>121539842
Warrior's didn't get fucking shit

THANK YOU JESUS

>>121539707

>implying you will keep a BGH after killing dr balance
>implying you will run more than one copy of BGH

Yeah, no.

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>>121539023
1. Replacing your hand with legendaries is shit, that's why people run the cards that are going to be replaced instead of 10 legendaries (and the majority of legendaries are just plain bad)

2. To get the Golden Monkey you first have to play pic related, then draw the map (which costs 2 mana, shuffles the monkey in your deck and draws you a card), then draw the monkey and then play the monkey.

It's a fun card, but it is not going to see any competitive play Ever cause it's shit.

>>121539873
It should be a shorter time between future expansions. They have more tech/assets available now.

>>121539163
Why the fuck cant they?

You might as well be saying that dragons cant swim, so that dragon swimming in the lake over there clearly isnt a dragon, hurrrr

>>121539842
1 drop weapon, for when you don't feel like coin waraxe is worth it.

>>121539509
Fuck, you really are a stupid cow(male)

>>121539842
Taunt monkey and suicide sword

>>121539929

I think that card is best for Shaman. Imagine murloc shaman with paladin's or mage hero power.

>No healing
>Oil Rogue

Sap these casters

>>121539934
That taunt 3/4 seems good for an anti aggro/bolster deck

>>121538095
SOURCE?

>>121540051
Because men can't have babies

>>121539707
>lack of a side deck, graveyard, and searching power
it hoenstly doesnt even need all of that. simply changing the attacking system to the MTG method of declaring attackers and blockers would fix the problem immediately. just change all current taunt minions to be able to block more than 1 minion at once and allow all creatures to be able to block. Maybe make it so you have to have equal or greater health/attack to be able to block to prevent having to add in trample

>>121539712
Can we not say racist shit?

>>121540012
The original HS team consisted of two men, one woman, and a single dog with a learning disability.

They have recently added two more dogs.

>>121539929

Pretty sure warlock's is the priority to fuel your hand. Start from paladin, choose warlock's and go to town with murlock knight

>>121540068

>taking more face damage in the process

Not sure if want.

>>121540185
exhentai.org

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>>121540227

>Hotform

>>121540138
Especially that bald faggot in the middle
I just don't understand why he is there
He 's not funny, he 's not entertaining, he's not popular, he has no idea about the game or what he 's talking about... just why?

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>>121540205
>he doesnt know about m-preg

>>121539943
>implying I will run more than one copy of BGH

yeah after this set is released for the first 2 weeks or so every deck I make will have 2 BGH to shit on retarded kids like you who think running overcosted high attack minions is a good idea

then you will learn and take those shit cards out and we can go back to the shit tier agro meta we will always have in this game

>>121540118
hunter hero power is probably the best outcome for any murlock deck since they are pure agro

>>121540145
yeah that new taunt 3/4 is a fucking sick hunter buff
to bad it will never see play in any warrior deck ever

>>121540218
right except blockers are actually AIDS and is one of the worst designed combat systems of any card game ever. Whoever though taking control of the turn players creatures away from them and giving the opponent the ability to decide what their commander told them to attack and when was fucking stupid and should be shot.
I Would rather have fucking Yu-Gi-Oh combat system to fucking shitty blockers it sucks so much cock

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>>121539934

>literal power-creeped silverback patriach

What is wrong with you?

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mite b cool

>>121540516
...if rogue used deathrattles

>>121540516
That's a raptor, not a mite, you moron.

>>121539509
its a joke you thickskulled retard

A succubus is someone who seduces men and drains life force through semen or whatnot

That character posted is from a gay porn comic who performs the role of a succubus but is a male

Zoro just threw the game twice in a row. Jesus Christ.

>>121540445
>He 's not funny, he 's not entertaining, he's not popular, he has no idea about the game or what he 's talking abou
He is probably one of the main game developers.

>>121540513
this vs. Acolyte of Pain

literally no contest AoP wins every time and would never be cut from any warrior deck in favor of that shit

besides
>4HP on turn 3
>pass turn
>le shredder face

good for hunters of webspinner but not good for warrior

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Dr Hogger might be cool.

>>121540516
I'm really excited about this one. I can't wait to fit this in control rogue.

>>121540313
link not working

>>121540629

is there a deck that doesnt run shredder?

>>121540516
FROM THE DEPTHS I COME

>>121540516

>not using on anubarak
>not having two anubaraks in hand

>>121540006
Still works in midrange

You don't play monkey the moment you draw it no matter how late. You play it when both decks are running out of steam and you are seeing who can actually get a big threat to stick. Suddenly the 5 cards left in your deck are probably all threats and that loot hoarder in your hand isn't a dud anymore.

For example mid range vs aggro or tempo you play a 3/5 on 4 and move on with your life probably never activate the other 2 parts

mid range vs control you've used your dr.boom and Tirion or Antonidas and got some value but control runs more removal than you have threats while they wait for their alex combo and you get to use the back half to turn your remaining deck in to actual threats instead of a 2 drop off the top.

>>121540313
It's just a picture of a crying panda? The fuck is this?

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>>121540753
>Dr Hogger

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>>121540638
>The joke is that instead of calling him an incubus he called him a succubus
>The joke is that he was wrong
>Its funny!
>XD

>>121540516
I now need to craft Anub'Arak

I genuinely can't imagine playing a single card from this expansion. Am I stupid or is literally every card complete shit?

>>121540831
1. That's the only deathrattle minion rogue uses and is going to use
2. Shredder is for turn 4, Raptor is turn 3.

>>121540479

>running 2 BGH when CW is not even the meta

My sides.

>>121540724

Turn four Death's bite, perhaps? Or you telling me you are not saving that Icy Peace Axe senpai?

>>121540479
>taking control of the turn players creatures away from them and giving the opponent the ability to decide what their commander told them to attack
but thats not what is happening. according to the lore creatures are being sent into your realm to attack and you are sending out defenders.

>I Would rather have fucking Yu-Gi-Oh combat system to fucking shitty blockers it sucks so much cock
just look at how balanced yugioh is in comparison to standard or even modern MTG and you will see just how fucking bad it is

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that's a nice 1/1 with taunt for 7 mana you have there

>>121540970
Too slow.

>>121540724
>Warrior caring about front half of shredders ever

They have these things called weapons and bash, warrior only cares about shredder because the back half might kill their acolyte or ping away armour

WOW

SAVAGE ROAR

DRUID DOES IT AGAIN

>>121540973

Hey now, I would play at least the paladin and hunter's secret.

war golem weeps a single tear

Hotform is pretentious douche: the player

>>121540724
It's for the bolster meme. HS devs don't know when to cut their losses and stop pushing stupid tactics that don't actually pan out. At least it's a great arena card for warrior.

>>121540831
>is there a deck that doesnt run shredder?
Some tempo mages like the elemental more

>>121540981

nah doesn't seem like a minion you should play on curve. just curious what opportunities this opens up

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>>121540963
>still being confused as to how a joke went over your head
its ok. you are anonymous so there is no need to feel embarrassed

>>121541151
This 2bh.

I like to root for the home team, but fuck this guy.

>>121541018
God this is stupid, everyone except the most greedy control decks run single BGH thanks to secret paladin and tempo mage so we are back in the meta where 7 attack is allowed.

>>121541167
murloc shaman will definitely be a thing just you wait and see man

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>>121539934

>Play Sir Finley Mrrglton
>Swap out armour up for life tap
>Use suicide sword
>Go full face
>Play double moltens with charge

>Win

Ez

>>121541167

They saw Dragon Priest and now know if they keep pushing it will eventually happen

>>121541151
He'll be making $400k a year guaranteed as a lawyer 4 years from now. Jewish privilege. You'd be arrogant too.

>>121541235
But there is no joke.
Being wrong isnt a joke.

There was no need to try to explain, several people pointed out that its wrong. We already knew that it was wrong.

>>121541151
his voice is annoying and womanly

>>121541391
dragon priest came about by adding power creep cards with conditional value with the condition being fulfilled 99% of the time and not relying on boardstate. This is different

>>121541151
I don't really like that guy, but he is not pretending, he's that much of a pussy.

is hotform the reason why everyone hates jews? i think i understand what /pol/ is talking about now.

>>121541167
>At least it's a great arena card for warrior.

I think that was one of their big goals for this adventure. Obsidian destroyer being common is probably a help to that too.

>>121540984
2 BGH is pretty standard after a set comes out
kids don't understand how the game flow works or how card cost matters so they run big ass creatures and try them out

after people figure out that all those slow high cost cards without immediate strong effects suck and take them out then the BGH goes as well

>>121540984
>>121541092
doesn't change the fact that a 3/4 with taunt that is a beast for warrior won't see play at all

>>121541167
except maybe in arena, sure. But arena is literally a meme RNG game mode in an RNG game no one actually plays that shit for fun right?

>>121541257
still doesn't change the fact that you will waste your turn 7 playing a 1/1 with taunt and giving your opponent a 3 mana 4/2 with that god awful card
literally no reason to play him over boom ever
like >>121541167
said
this is just part of the bolster meme. It sucks dick and won't ever see play in constructed

Zoro threw these last 2 games as huntard. Why does everyone bow to the Jew in the end?

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>>121541386
>play Blingtron
>opponent gets Suicide Sword
>you get Gorehowl

>>121541478
That's just how Canadians sound, don't hate.

Would the Raptor have good synergy with Deathlord in Mill Rogue?

The best part about this game is making silly decks. I love hitting autocomplete and queuing into casual/ranked. The main problem is that 80% of the time it's against some aggro deck that kills me by turn 4.

Does anyone else enjoy fucking around like that?

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>>121541151
He comes off a bit douchey, but I'm still rooting for him since he makes good decks.

His Bloodlust Shaman and Pirate Paladin decks were great, too bad the meta is filled with cancerous shit like Secret Paladin. I can't actually enjoy playing them anymore.

>"High IQ" play

Can we murder Rob please

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Would this card ever see play?

>>121541935
Makes Poisoned Blade Rogue pretty viable

>>121541935
Too confusing for new players.

GNIMSH IS A GOOD CASTER

MORE SHIT OPINIONS AT ELEVEN

>>121541823
only with friends
we have nights where we make full random decks and play
would I ever take one of those out into public play?
fuck no never this game is so cancer that unless you are playing full netdeck shit you are gonna lose 90% of the time

>>121541935
in druid?
no
deck revolves around either playing sticky minions and the very balanced FoN/Savage combo or is full retard agro and only goes face with tokens and low cost creatures

this fits into neither of those decktypes

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>>121542050
>druid card makes rogue viable

FUCK YEA CANADA

>>121541685
>over boom
>warrior only running 1 7 attack minion
Generic Control Warrior runs at least 5 and people still only run 1 BGH and warrior does not give a fuck about value for plays because warrior uses 1 mana removal

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Fuck that other faggot for running Secret Paladin and Face Hunter

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>Sprint into exactly enough damage for lethal

>>121542118
How do you make friends in this game? Everyone I know IRL stays away from this game like the plague.

>be a caster at blizzcon
>have one job
>can't even do that properly

gnimsh should just kill himself

>cursed blade

This seems like it sucks ass. Sure it is 1 mana, but you can attack the turn you play a weapon, you can't kill Zombie Chow with it in one turn, and any 3/2 you hit is going to really hurt.

BASED

>>121542185
I just got back from work and I'm really tired. Give me a break.

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>cringeform wins

>1 Jap
>2 Yuros
>1 NA
3rd world BTFO. Only 1st worlders left.

TOP DICKING
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Wanna fuck the interviewer in the bum 2bh

why do people hate on hotform? he seems like a decent guy

>>121540227
>and a single dog with a learning disability
That dog's name was Ben Brode.

Are the anons who post anime girl images also cute grills irl?

>>121542321
>hating on hotform
>using cringe
back to reddit

If Thijs wins this i'm gonna kill myself.

1 ASIAN AGGRO SHITTER LEFT

POP POP POP WATCHIN GOOKS DROP

>>121542490
stream it you cukfuck

>>121542463
he's a good lad

>>121542490

he deserves to win, dood

>>121542239
its not about attack its about cost
7 mann for this shit Hogger is in the same cost bracket as boom and no way in hell warrior replaces boom for him
in fact there is no way in hell CW replaces any of their high cost cards for him since he sucks

look at it this way
Hogger is 1 mana less, doesn't get sniped by BGH, and summons 2/2s with taunt
how much play does hogger see?
its gonna be about the same amount of play this card sees.

>>121542269
my group of friends doesn't really play HS that much but they still have the game installed and will get on to play gimick games like premade tavern brawls and random generated decks every now and then.

>>121542489
Apparently you can't read because everyone was talking about cringeworthy they both were. Hotform is very cringey m8. I'm sorry to ruin him for you.

>>121542490

why? dutch people are pretty based

t. totally not a dutch person

>>121542421
It's not top-decking when you are drawing 4 card

>>121541018

What we really need is a good minion with Battlecry: Destroy a BGH to complete the cycle.

>>121542463

I hate him because he has this weird ego thing going on, really seems to want a posse of disciples to suck his dick. If you watch his stream you'll probably get what I mean. He's also insanely arrogant.

>>121542334
American detected.

>>121540516
What I'm wondering is can you still copy a death rattle if it's been silenced, if so it's actually going to be pretty good

>>121542627
I didnt know prinnys posted in this thread

what part will leeroy jenkins play in this adventure, seeing as they made a point of putting him in the cinematic?

>>121542334
desu I really wanted The Shaman himself to win

>>121542707

His tone of voice makes it sound like he is constantly condescending.

>>121542662
no what we really need is this

Big Game Hunter
3 mana 4/2
Battlecry: Destroy a Beast

Hemet Nexingwary
4 mana 5/3
Battlecry: Destroy an enemy minion with 7 attack or higher

fixed

>>121542707

there's nothing wrong with being arrogant if you are good at the thing you are arrogant about

too bad I fucking suck at this game

>>121542185
You just Burgle it.

>>121542627
>EU
>winning
TOP KEK

>>121542627
>>121542646
Thijs is a pimply baby face mushmouth who deserves nothing but hate and beatings.

Him and RDU can die in the same plane crash.

>>121540516
Should've been enemy minions desu

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Am I the only one hype for this card?

Looks dope as fuck.

>>121542981
yeah pretty sick Unstable Portal buff

sucks everywhere else

>>121542981
Unstable Portal fun times

>>121542881

>there's nothing wrong with being arrogant

yes there is. There's nothing wrong with being confident in your skill, but arrogance is an ego/pride thing and it's a very unattractive quality. He's also generally arrogant, not just about hearthstone skill.

>>121542981
I will probably make a mage spell deck and throw one in for fun but it's really not good.

>>121542981

Costs one more than violet teacher and has a better effect. Gonna try swapping them in my tempo mage

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>>121540774
>people STILL get sadpanda unironically

>>121543031
>
>>121543049

How's it work with unstable portal? If you cast a knife juggler for free do you get a 0 mana card or a 2 mana card?

>>121542981
looks to be to clunky to be usable even in control rogue which is likely what it was made for

cards that dont do anything the turn they are played and require other cards as follow ups dont work in this game and never will work as long as tempo and aggressive decks exist

>>121542981
>this with effigy on the board
oh baby

>>121543142
>very unattractive

nope
I love big shittalkers that back their shit talk up
especially when they beat up on gooks
no homo

>>121543227
some people just can't get past the sadpanda. I followed the guide and tried the extension and neither worked. I've heard of others who tried everything and just can't get past it. Might be ISP related idk.

>>121543142

well if it's unwarranted, flaunting and constant then yeah I can sort of understand. but someone who knows his shit should be allowed to be cocky about it.

what else is he so arrogant about then? haven't watched his stream

>>121543227
baited desu

>>121543276
its a creature
you get it off unstable portal now it costs 2 so it isn't so disgustingly overcosted that no one should ever play it
also mage is known for playing lots of low cost spells so they generate double value off of their spell spam with it

card isn't worth 5 mana and will never see play outside of Unstable Portal or that new Druid card that gives them a random Minion

>>121543387
1.Clear cookies, specifically the one attacked to Sadpanda.jpg
2.Restart browser
3.Log into g-e
Congrats, no more panda.

>>121542981
It's just bad.
It costs 5 precious mana, does nothing on board on turn 5, it's situational and requires you to play spells that you might not want play otherwise, it's random, and you might as well play an actual 5 mana minion that does something like Azure Drake or Loatheb.

Completely shit.

>>121543532
Doesn't work. Like I said. It might be certain isps interfering.

>>121543142
I somehow manage to get people upset with me because I'm not confident enough but also get people that shit talk be because I'm cocky

You cant fucking win

>double innervate sea witch.

>board lockdown for 5 turns.

Get ready

What's the rules for this Challenge stone?

>>121543227
baka desu senpai

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Holy shit I just realized Curse of Rafaam kills Freeze Mages throught their ice block. Zoo's worst matchup is fixed.

>>121543316
>>121543429

I'm trying to think how to articulate this and I'm not doing a very good job at it. Basically, confidence in hearthstone ability is fine, and being all like "I'm gonna stomp all these noobs ez" is fine, and I wouldn't call that arrogance. Arrogance is more a belief in ones' own tremendous self worth. He basically acts superior all the time.

Basically, I'd never allow my skill at a videogame to delude me into thinking that I'm better than anyone in any meaningful way. Hotform seems to think that.

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>>121543227
>>121543387
there is a rumor that the owner changed the gating in some regions in very weird ways. I installed the plugin, made an account, cleared cookies, etc and still couldnt get in but following some suggestion on /a/ I downloaded some shitty porn game that the site advertised and played for an hour and was able to get in. Others have said you need to actually post a little on the Ehentai forums to get access depending on what region you are from.

Savjz about to get scammed by Nefarian.

>>121543649
Anon sorry to dissapoint you but the effect is not mirrored.

>>121543690
s.m.h t.b.h f.a.m

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>Yo dawg, I heard you like Avenge so here's a minion that gives you Avenge as you trigger Avenge!

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>>121542981

Curves perfectly into le mind changer

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>>121543625
You're a special kind of simple if you actually believe that.

>>121543727
so you are saying that you get the vibe that he thinks his ability to get lucky in an online card game makes him a better person than others

yeah I could see how you would find that annoying
that't not what I get from him though I just get the sense that he is a big shit talker and is good enough at this simple game to back up his big shit talk

>>121543540
this is verbatim the argument against grim patron when BRM was revealed

>>121543886
Then explain why there are users who just can't get on no matter what?

see
>>121543736

>>121543820
>Deathrattle: Makes a friendly minion a BGH target

>>121543981
Yeah, that minibot suddenly looks very bghable.

>>121543727

dunno man, after the interview he thanks his viewers and the first thing he mentions is how he wants to hang out with his fans in the crowd. seems like pretty decent to me. don't get this implied superiority-vibe at all. but ok, different strokes for different folks I guess.

>>121543957

In a vacuum, patron was/is shit. Warsong is what made it broken.

>3 people in the crowd

didn't know overwatch would kill hearthstone this fast

>>121543716
I think this card is a bit underrated. It essentially neutralizes your hero power's negative effect by doing it on the opponent too, since he probably won't play that card until very late in the game.

But it in no way counters ice block. It might counter it in a few situations, but not in general. And it's not for Zoo, it's for Handlock.

>>121543979
>just can't get on no matter what?
>>121543736
>"I downloaded some shitty porn game that the site advertised and played for an hour and was able to get in."
>was able to get in.

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>>121543979
But the owner gating certain IPs is totally plausable. I'm saying what you said about ISPs blocking ex is totally retarded.

baka desu senpai kek

>>121543957
and that was also before the change to warsong commander that made it affect patrons summoned before the effect

>>121543886
not that guy but the usual sad panda steps dont work for everyone anymore. I had the same issues and like I said in >>121543736 its not really clear what makes it work for some people and not work for others

>>121544139
>But it in no way counters ice block
Um what? Drop the mage to 2, his turn start and he dies

>>121544118

the expansion being more of the same shit people are sick of didn't help

>>121543926
>>121544060

Well I think he really likes getting his dick sucked. If you check out his stream that's kind of the vibe you get. Its really weird.

>>121544185
>ISPs have been interferring with certain connections for years or have had connection problems to certain things for no reason other than it just does
>I'm being unreasonable in making a safe assumption
Ok

>>121543820
This one seems underrated desu

>>121543957
>its random
I don't think anyone used those word to talk about patron ever

in fact despite patron being one of the biggest cancer decks the game has ever seen the one thing it did have going for it is that it had almost 0 RNG dependent cards in it

this is not the same as patron
5 mana and spamming 1 cost spells nets you a few 1 cost minions
better hope they are all dust devils and that your opponent doesn't have some AOE removal

like I said earlier
card is really sick when you get it off Unstable portal
sucks mad dick everywhere else

>>121544093

Its been weeks since the warsong nerf and Patron is still a strong deck on ladder. Can we drop this meme?

Warsong made Patron OP, yes, but Patron doesn't need Warsong to be good. The people predicting patron was bad were flat out wrong, warsong or not.

>>121544171
by the site I meant ehentai which is the mainline website. exhentai is just the website that has all the banned and cease and desist content

>>121543540

5 mana is easily comboable with other cards later in the game, for example...

>turn 5
>portal, coin, mirror image
>basically Onyxia with 0 attack for cheap

The poential for value seems very high to me.

>>121543957
how the hell is this comparable to patron?

>>121544271
Introduce new classes when?
>Tfw no monk deck
It hurts

>>121544185
Check the legality of loli in your country. Maybe it's related to that.

>>121544290
I don't watch individual streamers
that shit gives me AIDS
I can suffer watching tournaments because it isn't all about the "LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE ON MAN I LOVE FAN INTERACTION PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY" attitude

so I wouldn't know what he is like on stream
to be fair though
do you not like getting your dick sucked?

>le dragon priest isn't a good deck
You faggots are always wrong.

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>mfw Challengestone has more viewers than the real tournament
At least Blizz knows their meta sucks ass right now

>>121544442
>your entire board is 0 attack minions
Damn sick play

>>121543981

>why do people even run avenge?
>it just your creature a bgh target

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>>121544489
I'm burgerclap senpai

>>121544489
>the legality of loli
top tier band name

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>>121544247
>Drop the mage to 2
you said it yourself

>>121544290

can you give me any examples? I hate streams

>>121544493

I guess I'd say he tries to surround himself with dicksucking fans on his stream, he calls it a "community" and they're his "hotshots" and fuck that noise.

I mean if someone wants to throw me a dicksucking that's cool but I never go looking for one.

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>>121544171
explain this just taking me back to the same page after login

>the deck that always BTFOs you but when you play it you have shit RNG and immediately tilt

What's her name, /hsg/?

>>121544738
kinda the reason I can't stand streamers in general
they literally all have that attitude

his attitude at the tournament didn't give that vibe off though

>>121544901

aggro druid

>curse of rafaam into loatheb

Nifty combo if I am to say myself.

>>121544607
What are the current rules for it?

>>121544651
>why do people even run avenge?
Because Noneofyourbusiness shits it out of the deck for free?

>>121544738

Well like he freaks out and stops streaming when the viewer count gets too large because he wants it to be just his "community". He times people out for "negativity" - I don't mean spamming and insulting him and shit, just "negativity". He also goes apeshit if you suggest trying other cards in his decklist. He went on this huge rant once on how he's the one who plays the game 12 hours a day and knows best. I mean that's true and all, but its a self evident fact that didn't need to be rubbed in the face of people trying to help him.

I wasn't one of them, by the way. Just in case I'm coming off as a salty nerd who got told. It was just the straw that broke the back and made me stop watching him, because I did like his decklists.

>>121544442
Wow!! I spent my coin, a shitty spell that I could cycle for a fireball, and my entire turn 5 to get a wisp, an angry chicken and two shitty taunts!!! on turn 6 I 'll use my other mirror image to get a Shieldbearer too so that my board fits my rank!!!

>>121544803
Do I look like a help desk to you? Google around, that's how I got access

>pagle
>deathwing

wtf? explain please

>>121544736

sorry, I meant to quote you here

>>121545109

I feel kind of weird here like I'm on some kind of anti-hotform crusade, so I'm just gonna stop tbpfahwy. Its not like he killed my family, he just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Animated armor neuters fatigue damage.

Get ready for fatigue mage.

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>>121544901
flamewalker mage

>>121545419

Unlikely

>>121545230
that's my point I have google around and done it all. Still happens.

>>121545419

That's already a thing, but it might be really insufferable now.

>>121545557

>>121545109

hey man whatever, I just thought like he looked like an okay guy this tournament. actually I like it if he tries to keep his viewer count lower. fuck all the subscriber whoring and twitch meme spam

>sport coat + graphic tee

Absolutely disgusting.

>>121545094
gotta have 10 WoW raid bosses in each of their deck and I don't think they're allowed to play BGH for some reason

>>121544803
like I have said, the same thing happened to me. As did to countless others. some people say you have to be active in the ehentai community for a bit before you are let in. I downloaded some shitty mmo that im pretty sure was hosted on the same servers as the website to get access

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>they photo shopped the banana in

what keks lmao

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>jew priest gets a new weapon
>better assassinate with 1 more mana to deal with deathrattles
>tfw priest will "thank you" after using it

When will blizz ever change their mind?

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You wonder why anyone with a brain hates this game when these dipshits insist on creating more random cards.

Why? What for? Why the fuck would anyone want to play a card that's random instead of something they have control over?

>>121545745
I didn't know about any game but there's no way in hell i'm posting on their shit to get in. I don't want access that bad. I don't wanna download some malware either to be honest.

>>121545789
>Freeze mages told to fuck off

>>121545789

When you actually play the game like the whacky fun game it was designed to be, it can be fun.

The problem is that literally everything in the game pushes you away from this.

>>121545748
What does discover even MEAN?!

>>121545557

Unlikely what?

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>>121545769
>coin Boom
>Entombs it
>next turn
>Thank you xDDDD
>plays Boom that he just drew

>>121545958
three random card options are slammed in your face and you add one to your hand

>>121545958

>generates three options for you to choose (eg: spell means 3 different spells)
>chooses one to be put in your hand (or change your HP for the murloc lego)

It's fun as far as I know.

is amaz the best player in the world?

>>121545958
It's tracking, except it uses all of the cards in the game instead of from your deck.

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>paladins finally get an adventure where their class challenge isn't in the final wing

>>121545958

It shows you 3 random cards (sometimes of a particular type), you choose one and put it in your hand. These do NOT come from your deck.

>>121545958
the game generates three cards out of thin air, you pick one of the three to add to your hand, the others disapear

>>121545958
Discover a X thing means that you are being presented 3 random X thing cards and you get to pick one of them; like Tracking.

>>121545993

>Animated armor neuters fatigue damage.

>>121545951
>the whacky fun game it was designed to be
Is that why blizzard is pushing it as an esport?

>>121546179

Mal'ganis prevents fatigue damage.

The wording checks out.

>find out about discovery keyword
>'fuck yes, tutoring! finally, control decks can tutor for the cards they need instead of relying on topdeck RNG to beat aggro shitters!'
>turns out theyre random cards, not from your deck

Why the FUCK does EVERYTHING in this retarded game has to be LOL SO RANDUMB XD

WHY

>>121546264
Because that's what Blizzard does with all their games

>>121546179
It just says damage, fatigue does damage, it checks out.

>>121546179
It neuters all fatigue damage except the first one. Can't you read? Why wouldn't it?

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>>121546294
it lets bad players feel less bad
They win games that they should have lost
But also when they lose they can blame luck instead of realizing that they are bad

This game isnt for good players. Its purpose is to make money off the average player, who is quite bad.

what the fuck is this Secret Meta?

Why are pros building the deck as T1 secret, T2-6 flood, T7 challenger?

This shit is like. Ultimate cheese.

At least I play mine midrange.

>reykuk allowing scamaz to win his tournament

loving evry laugh

>>121546749
the game is heavily skewed towards fast decks. how have you not noticed this yet?

>>121546749

>best turn 2 and 3 class cards
>turn 4 shredders
>GOAT turn 6 with an easy boom follow up

why bother trying when the game can play itself lad

>>121546264
Actually blizzard is only pushing it as an esport because the retarded fucking community is pushing it as an esport.

Literally every bit of cancer this game has produced has been because of the community, granted brode doesn't help things but the community led on everything in the beginning, down to telling blizzard ranked needs to be super serious rather than the fun bullshit it was back in beta.

Is the Hearthstone exhibition up? The schedule says so. Anyone knows a stream of it?

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>chow
>minibot
>muster
>shredder
>loatheb
>challenger
>boom
>tirion