League of Milk Tanks (God bless Contest Guy) Edition
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*a foul, unwashed scent begins to drift into the thread*
*a fat bird-man hybrid walks in*
WHERE ARE MY BUFFS? I HUNGER FOR MORE FUN! NO ACTION, ONLY WAVECLEARING!
*bits of fun dangle from the side of his jowls, his breath is horrendous*
*lets out an audible wet fart*
THE ORDER IS GIVEN
Are you happy about this season, lolgen?
Also, climbing bros, [email protected]?
splitting headache all day long
nobody wanted to play with me
lost almost every game
but i made tea so it's all fine
how was yours?
I don't even get this meme anymore. I wonder if the Darius re-work will make him under powered? How long until that Viktor nerf comes? I heard they're buffing Zed by removing the lock-out on his ult to .5 seconds. What was that orange static stuff at the end of the stream?
>jungling as Shyvana
>bot is getting bullied by 4 members of the enemy team
>I come to help
>mid comes too
>Riven is losing her lane to Garen
>she says it's my fault because I didn't camped Garen's ass
>I tell her to fuck off, I'm busy helping our team
>she asks in allchat to report me
>everybody ends reporting Riven
oh well then
seems like you just have shit taste senpai
good luck with that
If I play on a friends account and they end up knowing and take my friend's rewards, will they do so with mine as well?
Have a MF for your troubles.
Worked at gran's house a bit, then got home and formed the empire of persia in 966 starting as the king of georgia in 867. Kinda happy about doing that in vanilla ironman (aka no cheats), and I don't think I could have shaved more than maybe a few years off of that. CK2 is a chill game desu, very glad I don't have to play league anymore this year outside normals since I can't be elo decay'd out of a freshly hit diamond v
Sadly I can't think of anything else I want to do in that game, muslim realms are pretty unbearable to play for various reasons and they're the only ones I haven't bothered with yet.
hey, im silver, should i get hecarim or vel'koz?
i mostly play normals with friends, so i want something that can work with decent communication but still win lane/gank lanes well
they both look fun as hell and it'll be a decent amount of time before i hit 6300 ip again
which one should i get?
order is given
any quick tips? should i learn him jungle or top?
They lose your promo series but no they don't cost you elo
If you're already down one game, and you get a team that is a sure loss just dodge. It'll be easier for you to requalify for your series.
What a world we live in we aren't allowed to call dogshit players "dogshit". No matter how far riot take the "toxicity" meme i'll always call out shitters. They can ban me if they want, top kek to them though, a new account is 5 quid.
Toxic players are not the hero's soloqueue deserves, they are the hero's it needs.
it's not very concerned with actual history beyond setting up scenarios and (half-baked) mechanics desu
not very complex either, just a lot of numbers to sift through, RNG to improvise with, and tendencies to anticipate
Like if you had three scenarios to pick from in league-- minion spawn, mid-game, and late-game. All within three different] bronze games with different champion picks, with bronze players playing bronze plays until you jump in and play anyone. You'll get varying degrees of difficulty depending on what champion you want to play, and at what point of the game the scenario is at. The different starting times simply offer more unique champion picks, though the difficulty of replacing whatever bronze player was playing that champion before you decided to jump in can be quite high depending on how bad things were going.
>Check out Overwatch General
>It's already swarming with fat fetishists
A part of me is tempted to get Zombie Brand but I just love Spirit Fire too much
There is literally nothing wrong with playing Veigar
Lissandra, Rumble, Ekko, Diana, Kayle, Cho'gath, Teemo, Heimerdinger,
this fucking image just made my day.
>Only plays jarvan
>Somehow isn't at least diamond
try a new build out maybe, i remember you posting a week ago and saw the exact same build for j4 ( which honestly is his best build) but maybe you should try full ad and try to hard carry.
>nice, clean games
>a red light pops up at Riot HQ
>Riot employees rushing to the main computer
>one of them starts typing furiously
>immediately gathers the world's biggest fucking idiots and 11 year olds to help me reach the next division
>presses a big button
>wipes his forehead as the sirens go quiet
Silver is the true elo hell. Might as well start a new account cause this one is lost forever.
Funny, I can climb just fine on my friend's Plat account.
we thought she was fat
turns out she was just a titty monster in a parka
blizzard tooks us all on a ruse cruise
asking again in new thread
which champions do I have to ban in ranked now to avoid as much cancer and freewin for the enemy team as possible?
Haven't played for months
i just dont understand why blizzard is trying to kill league with a non free game
WTF HOTSHOT. DID YOU NOT PREPARE FOR THAT INTERVIEW AT ALL, YOU MONG?
Mei is kawaii senpai
Anyone that isn't a retard knew that she wasn't fat. God damn what is wrong with people? If people really want fat chicks in games then there's Mama Tua.
Probably because the goal of Overwatch isn't to compete with League. What thr hell is wrong with you people? I wish this "X Killer" shit had died with G4.
noPE i dont remove people and if i did it aint gonna be you
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BLIZZARD SAVED GAMING
>$40 PAYWALL OF CHINA
>there are people that like this
I haven't read it yet
I don't think that is necessarily true, especially when League isn't even the most financially successful game at the moment. Pretty sure it's World of Tanks or some shit. Plus different communities, demographics, etc.
>being so poor you can't afford 40 US dollaroos
thank you blizzard executive, donald trump, for keeping the poorfags out of my gaming experience
>Everyone is all dressed up, Fizz is still naked
>It looks like he's clutching his dick while gesturing with his other hand
>He looks like he's begging Ziggs and The Donger for drug money
fucking fizz players
Silver shitter here, I main Jungle but I'm awful at ganking. I try to gank from the enemy side when they are pushed, but it always goes wrong or the enemy jungler counterganks. Sometimes nobody dies or burns summoners and I feel like I just wasted time. Also, after my first clear, how should I farm? When should I recall to base? How can I keep pressure even when ganks don't go well like this?
Which cow girl has the tastiest milk?
My taste is on Miss Fortune
Burning a flash is almost equal to a kill aslong as your laner and yourself didn't flash.
I'm a silver shitter myself but i think a general start is krugs / gromp - Blue/Red - Red/Blue do ganks, after that you either get kills and go back to buy or return to your jungle and clear camps or enter enemy jungle and try to steal their camps.
Travis Willingham: Bird Edition, SHURIMA special.
Smart void creature of tentacles, anon.
How I wish that rito wasn't so retarded with cinderhulk
after so much time she was strong and they had to nerf her into oblivion instead of only fixing the fucking item
whatever, now she's a jungler who doesn't work unless you're Dia 4 or higher
the more I think about this, the more appealing it gets
am I becoming a futashitter
I'm not autism enough to fall in love with fictional characters which kinda frustrates me but I think Jinx is pretty cute
Try and get a ward somewhere in the enemy jungle so you can see him or guess were he is if the ward doesn't see him. Work with that info to see which lane you could gank if your scared to get counterganked.
Burning a flash is fine is you didn't have to use any summoners yourself. You could probably just circle around through the same gankpath 30 secs later and actually kill them. People are this retarded.
You farm on the side you wanna pull a gank off or on the side where the other jungler might gank so you can assist your lanes. You recall when you're on low health or have an important item to get.
You can keep pressure in many ways. Blowing a flash is one. Just showing up in a lane where the enemy is pushing and showing your face sometimes helps too. Gives your laner a break. Or if you don't have any lanes to gank because they're all pushed. Go into the enemy jungle and ward his shit or fuck with him.
why is it that i keep making lots of mistakes while knowing what i do is bad but i can't learn from it
why is it that the enemy team always seems to play everything perfectly while our team has people flashing against walls and fighting 1v5 at 50 minutes
>after that you either get kills and go back to buy or return to your jungle and clear camps or enter enemy jungle and try to steal their camps.
trick2meemssays you gotta rush the tower whenever you gank successfully; I think it makes a lot more sense than just going back and getting 2 minor items.
Not that anon you're replying to but a silver shitter nevertheless.
No problem. I actually haven't played it a ton because I mostly use my phone to shitpost while at work but I left off at the lizardman town. Tera Battle is more fun than Puzzle & Dragons at least.
Can't wait to see that animated.
I really want to go back to playing Sejuani but I feel useless when I play her.
the first one is because you're recognizing mistakes as you make them and/or after you make them, what you need to do is realize your mistake before it happens so you don't make it in the first place
the second thing is literally just confirmation bias. when something unlucky happens to you you are probably thinking "wow all this unlucky stuff always happens to me, my teams always make these mistakes" but when things turn out well for you you're probably just "oh cool i guess" or "finally this one time it turned out well" when in reality the enemy team will be shitty just as often as your team
Who are you playing, first off?
>enemy jungle counterganks
That's map awareness more than anything.
See the image.
blue dots indicate locations the blue jungler is generally in charge of warding, red for red jungle. White should be warded by both.
Those white marks by red buff should be in the bush if you're dropping pinks, or in the clearing otherwise for better sightlines. Ward the bush if stealing red, worried about your red getting stolen, or taking drag/baron.
Remember: now each player can only have 3 green wards down, jungler is buying wards too, or getting sightstone if the vision game is important enough
against zac or nocturne jungle
Wards tell you were their jungle is. If a ward spots him bot, you know it's safe to gank top since he's not there to countergank.
Also: massive thing that should always be done at game start: confirm opposing jungler's location. If red starting gromp, ward their tribrush with your trinket. If no one's there and you aren't concerned about getting caught out early
no blitz/similar support, sit in that bush with adc and supp. If they face check, you get a free kill. This applies to blue starting gromp as well, but with your top.
Blue starting golems can reach the tribrush first, and needs to sit there and watch if their jungle comes to ward. That way you know he started gromp. If he doesn't come and ward it, go up and drop a ward over the wall to get vision on gromp and see if he started there.
Warn your top laner if their jungle started there. Ask him to ward your blue/red.
I don't know if I explained this well.
Here's an example of what I mean:
>sexualizing someone who would straight up murder you on sight for existing near him
fuck off barafaggots you have the worst fetish of all time
I think you need to chill anon-kun.
>tfw joined the glorious evolution
>watch overwatch q/a stream
>the people asking Q/A questions
YEAH NO FUCK BLIZZARD FANS
i'll take chads, gooks and twitch whores over literal autists, literal tumblr transdisabled and literal retards
i-i'm sorry i ever doubted you riot
>tfw about to go buy weed for the first time
WHAT IF THE POLICE COMES
Where the hell is Jinx in this picture? I've been looking for a few minutes and I seriously can't find her. Am I just retarded?
Sejuani works only if your laners are doing well and are responsive to your ganks, really. Her ultimate is amazing, but STILL needs your team to follow up immediatly. If you gank or engage and they don't follow you die, even when building full tank. She has no damage and only a lot of slows.
>tfw you no longer have to steal anything because your great great something granddad is a bird.
>This hotshotgg interview
>Riot was target nerfing every champ I played because of me.
The fucking delusions.
Yeah Braum punched his way through a mountain
a fucking mountain, fuck malphite
we're talking about the guy who ruined his organization at it's prime by taking business advice from a girl he paid $40,000 to be his girlfriend
the guy is the literal definition of delusion
Vi, WW, Xin and Rengo
I ward a lot as I learned to do from streams, but sometimes I think I linger too long on a lane because the gank didn't go as expected and I feel like I need to do more
what's funny is that I rarely get ganked when playing in lane because I'm very careful and aware of the minimap, so I retreat or hug the side I know is safe
I still feed like a fuck because I'm shit at csing under pressure and trading
i don't know why but i hate this image
I also feel like azir would be more forceful and should always be speaking in capital letters like " YOU WILL STOP WITH THIS PETTY THIEVERY AND DO YOUR DUTY" then zap her with his staff so she's wearing a regal outfit
i'll give you the benefit of ignorance, if anything try it one time and drop it forever like you should
You know what? Fuck it, I am just gonna be that guy. Play Magic instead.
depends how early into the game you are, if you're doing a level 2 Lee Sin gank then at best you want to shove the wave so they lose CS, not much you can do to turrets pre-8 mins
no they are all canon just like all the DBZ movies are canon
Pretty sure we are going to see TSM AND CLG crash and burn
>Doublelift gets a lan win in the season when ADCs literally do nothing except poke objectives
>ADCs getting reworked to be stronger in general
>Doubleshit will go back to doing what he does best, losing (and 'mechanics')
>CLG has 2 leftover Doublelifts that only know how to soloqueue when they get stressed
I'm gonna play my first ranked games ever.
Anyone wants to play with me?
Defo not a shitter, hit me up!
Xerath is best Shurima, always and forever
Also I actually do kind of want to see this edited with Tristana and maybe Soraka, Janna, or Nami.
If you boost someone and they find out, do you lose your rewards?
by the way I watched this anime because of you and this poor girl is in such an abusive relationship
do girls really like this?
TSM could literally be 4 random NA diamond players and Bjergsen and they could still avoid relegations.
If they land Hauntzer/Adrian I don't see how they don't finish top 3 unless DL ruins the team environment which I'm sure Regi will be watching extremely closely.
>Playing in Yu-Gi-Oh in the two-thousand and fifteenth year of Anno Domini
Doublelift has mastered the art of passive aggressively ruining teams from within. And this in a team that doesn't give a shit about loyalty to begin with.
I can already predict the future:
After a honeymoon of a new games, other teams learn the 2 bans they need against TSM
TSM does awful
Doublelift leaves TSM, contemplates "retiring"
His stupid as fuck fans inflate his overhyped ego
He joins CLG again
I AM THE NOSTRADAMUS OF LEAGUE
>mommy Sona cleaning her daughter's bedroom
>finds a zaunite porn magazine under her bed
>decides to make a surprise for her daughter
>at night, after hearing her daughter masturbating, she grabs a dildo and enters her room
>her daughter is incredibly embarrassed, trying to hide her huge boner while she tries to defuse the situation
>Sona calmly links herself to her and says telepathically that she doesn't want her daughter touching herself to that filth, and that mommy is there to help her
>stripping her semi transparent night gown, Sona starts mimicking the incredibly lewd poses from the magazine
>putting the dildo between her tits, spreading her plump legs and shoving it in her wet cunt and even letting it inside her fat ass as she bends over
>her daughter is furiously masturbating, her two hands gripped tightly around her horsecock, her already developing hips thrusting into the air as precum flies into the air
>Sona walks on all fours to her daughter and asks if she wants to finish it on her face, just like in the magazine
>her daughter quickly stands up and jerks even harder, her cock quickly becoming swollen and reddened as she explodes on her mommy's face, glazing her fat tits and face with her thick seed
>Sona kisses her exhausted daughter on the forehead and tells her that if she ever needs support for that again, she could call mommy anytime
Skins are canon in certain events
Like battlecast is if jayce never stopped viktor
Mecha is to stop viktor in this timeline
Arcade skins is if viegar found out he lives in a game and took it over.
Blackfrost anivia is when anivia gets fucked by liss
Demonblade trynd is when his rage corrupts him
I'm not >>121526589 though.
I'm not gonna be playing Overwatch since I'm already playing League and Dota 2 and ARK and a bunch of other timesink games while also trying to fit in single player games that I actually enjoy playing. Unless my dickhead friends drag me into it I'm just gonna skip it.
But it's not because I can't afford it.
Man I don't give a damn, Yu-Gi-Oh is easily the worst game a person could be playing right now
So who do you think TSM is getting as their top laner? My first guess was Hauntzer but Regi said they had 11 letters in their name so it could be Zionspartan too if Regi isnt just trolling everyone.
I don't see why you post that link and say it's a fake since nonr of it backs your point. It never says anything about quantity. "Doing it a couple of times doesn't matter lmao"
Yes, I am glad you understand.
YGO is hot ass garbage.
I think Ahri would be more easy to handle if she had one tail. Imagine trying to do her doggy style and instead of one soft tail you had to deal with 9 of them all over you.
Or when she's laying on her back, 9 tails would just be unconfortable. One tail fills the fluffy and animal factor good enough.
Regi's just trolling, It's gonna be Hauntzer. There's no way Zion would leave especially considering he likely helped get DL vote kicked off CLG in the first place and they really don't need a carry toplaner with the likes of Bjerg/DL around.
Adrian's been duoing with DL almost this entire time so I'm certain he's the support. What's really a mystery is who the hell is gonna be their jungler
No it is not gonna be fucking Rush
>tfw a friend of a friend is a coke dealer who spends shit tons of money on yugioh cards
There's already plenty of girls with one tail though
Im still surprised. I really expected TSM to save their import slots for top and jung. Yet it seems they might not even use them at all. Hauntzer is a good pick up though since he has a lot of potential. I just hope they get a great jungler. Isnt Spirit a free agent soon?
It will probably be Spirit to be honest. That guy is a monster and is a free agent soon to my knowledge. Also isnt Dandy leaving china? Imagine if they got Dandy. That shit would be insane. Most likely going to be an import though either way.
requesting the picture of Malphite smashing into the kid with blood everywhere
The Dallas Cowboys
YGO's secondary market is a catastrophe
Cut off the arm to save the body
Which character is a reliable counter pick against Emilia?
First time I do so well, a shame it was a normal.
How's good old Urgot these days? Will I get reported for picking him?
It's honestly not a bad thing, I'm sure TSM was gonna pick up Freeze before the whole Doublelift situation occured (Then again if he legit got beat out by Wildturtle in tryouts maybe he's not as great as we thought) and outside of the unrealistic chucklefucks who honestly thought TSM would like Flame or Spirit there's really not that many great options on the market that fit what TSM needs atm so why force yourselves to use the import slots.
I dont think the pay matters much. I remember hearing Spirit say he wanted to play in NA for awhile now on one of the top teams. Hes definitely leaving World Elite so hes going to be a free agent.Its possible for Regi to pick him up. Spirit would be an amazing pick up if they got him.
If he goes back to CLG then it's literally confirmed that Riot just runs this shit like a soap opera and Regi, Hotshot and everyone are colluded in the making of the new epic drama.
They don't have to match China, but at least be in the ballpark. Living in the US is a hell of a lot bigger of a benefit than living in fucking China.
Granted I do think Spirit is basically a CJ Entus lock
TSM Flame and TSM Spirit weren't unrealistic really.Loco and Lustboy are good friends with Flame and could definitely work something out or persuade him. As for Spirit hes said a few times in the past he wanted to go to NA and play on one of the big teams there. Hes also going to be a free agent soon. It could definitely have happened.
There's at least one good thing to come out of that Braumix video.
Could be Impaler. That would definitely not be a bad pick up to be honest. Impaler has looked good on pretty much every team he's been on and most of those teams were straight trash.
I'd imagine on a good team like TSM he could really shine. My money is still on Shrimp though. That guy is far too good to rot away on fucking Coast.
>Problems against Azir
Literally how? She's the safest mid-laner in game.
In any-case here's what you need to do,
go for the early shit level 1 because he can't use his Q yet. Don't over extend or you'll get problems, pick at him with charm however you can. You want to try to move side to side as opposed to forward/backward as he can't redirect a soldier direction.
Or, she can lift all nine of her tails while bending over to invite you inside of her, then wrap them all around your lower back after you insert yourself into her. She will not allow you to leave her until you both are completely satisfied.
I want her to pull me closer with her tails.
So I'm having a rough time trying to get into plat before the end of the season. I've been working on it for weeks, several times I have gone 2 wins and 3 losses in my promotions. I just now went on a massive losing streak and dropped to gold 2.
I'm struggling real hard and with the season ending soon, it isn't like I can take a break to stop myself from tilting further. I'm trying my best to get better and I do have a straight 52% win rate, but it's difficult when you lose to Jayce jungle or your teammate goes Corki top and feeds. A lot of games have been decided at 5 minutes and have ended before we could even surrender. My friend who is in Plat is trying to help but to no avail. He seems to have no problems at all and hardly ever runs into the same problems I have, until we play, then he sees it and doesn't know what to say. My mmr has dropped dramatically and I have almost no hope. I've practically given up. Maybe this is where I belong, though I feel I can do way better.
tl;dr rough games, I suck, how do I git gud.
How the fuck do I make that work with appchan? I can't find the option and when this shit started I tried disabling appchan, turning on legacy, then re-enabling appchan but it's still fucking pick an image bullshit.
Hes an EU jungler. Jungler for SHC, Coast, and Ex Nihilo. Was the best player on all three teams and looked really good. He was pretty much the only reason that Coast made it into the LCS. Hes been on mostly bad or below average challenger or lcs teams.
Hes always looked really good and has a pretty decent champion pool. Could definitely be a top jungler in NA or EU if he actually got picked up by a good team.
>wanted to go back to playing it since friends are doing it
>it's even more expensive than when I was playing, and it was already pretty bad but you could still survive with a cheap deck
yugioh software doesn't really cut it
league of legends
Not at all, it must be pretty hard being caught doing that.
I've boosted 2 accounts, one I boosted all the way from Silver 5 with shitter elo to D5 (About a 70%+ win rate) and this other guy I boosted from Gold 3 to Platinum 5 (Got very lucky and won 20 out of 21 games). Both got stripped from their season rewards and 1 of them got a month long ban.
>January 29, 2016
yeah i'll buy it. i also bought 3 hero structure decks months ago but can't find acid and staple extra deck. i should give it a shot online though but i don't really know if they ship to mexico.
But this one is >fat and a tumblr threat
Her charm probably makes you cum 1000x more
>enemy team has Vi, Malphite and Leona vs our Vayne
>lock in the catfish man of shady deals
>literal freelo as they all tried to hard engage vayne and I just press W
this champion is hilarious
I can fantasize about having little fox babies.
>you will never be a summoner
>ahri will never be you main and real waifu
>she will never lovingly ride you after you win with her
>even when you lose, she still blows you for moral support
This is the fucking worst. Kill yourselves, all of you. Do you even realize how fucking disgusting this is and how shit of a fetish futa and horsecocks are?
Holy shit. This is pure, unfiltered shit. Fucking contest shit head, look what you allowed.
>OVERWATCH ALREADY HAS A FUCKING THICK BITCH
fucking irontumblr and his sjw killing this game
If I am a support/jungle main what champion should I buy/try next? I'm thinking I want to pick up a jungler next but I'm not sure who to pick up.
In terms of Junglers I have-
So far I really like playing Sejuani, the dash and all the CC is really nice and she can do damage. Was thinking about picking up Rek Sai, Gragas, Elise, or Jarvan. Any suggestions?
Mei is literally the best girl in Overwatch, that thick bitch can get it.
Put that shit in a fucking song.