Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

xth for OPs opinion a shit.

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third for lunara is cuter than li li

I paid $20 extra for Overwatch so I could have Tracer in HotS, I don't even care about the Overwatch skins.

4th for tracer is a slut

alright chogall skills here we fucking go

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Lunara is cute!

Nipple spike, I'VE ALWAYS KNEW THEY LIKE THE NIPPLES

>LET ME CONTROL HIM NOW
>FUCK OFF I GOT THIS
>NO YOU SHIT GO THAT WAY
>I SAID FUCK OFF THIS WAY IS BETTER

11/10 best hero ever

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>dat nipple spike

>see blizzcon with low expectations
>holy shit these heroes are awesome
>also an event to get chogall free fuck yeah
>i wonder what /hotsg/ thinks

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW MY OBSCURE CHARACTER NOBODY WANTS ISNT IN YET

>>121510135
>holy shit these heroes are awesome

You're literally the only person in the world who's saying that.

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>>121509793
No one cares.

Now where are the best blizzard characters?

>>121510135
>greymane
literally who

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>>121510054
of course the night elf part of her is going to be cute

the are the qtiest race

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>>121510054
All her skins are great, loving the master skin

>>121510135
go back to reddit where faggots like you belong.

Ehh, Didn't like the dryad anti-magic stuff. the improved spell shield is nice but lvl 20 and a talent for abolish magic which seems to be cleanse that removes Kael ignite doesn't seem worthwhile to me at that stages of the match.

>>121510135
>>121510251
I like Gaymane and Cho'Balls

>>121510338
Best race

I hate how this guy pronounce H

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Cho'gall and Greymane look pretty cool actually.

Okay, Blizzard agrees to incorporate your favorite characters into HOTS, but only if you make it use an alternative mana system like Chen or Sonya. Who do you choose and what does it have instead of mana?

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>Hinterland blast

>hero that can only be played by premades

what if I don't have any friend?
and god knows i don't

>>121510964
Tracer -> movement fills slipstream meter, at max, can use ult

Who wants to be the cho to my gall?

>>121511059
you got us lad.
/vg/ is always there for you.

FREE HEROES

time for murky to octograb 2 players at the same time :^)

>>121511152
I'll be the lili to your cho

>>121510964
Garithos
he gets hate to spend whenever a non-human ally or enemy is in line of sight

tfw no friends

>>121511059
Has that been confirmed? You can't queue up as Cho'gall and get assigned a random head with a stranger doing the same thing?

I know that wouldn't work in HL.

>>121511179
disaster waiting to happen

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>>121511152
Hi hello, I'm here for you

>>121511296
https://twitter.com/DustinBrowder/status/662741591430303748

Tracer <3

>>121511059
you queue up as cho or gal and then get matched up with the other head

>>121510385
>le gb2reddit meme

when are you guys gonna accept that reddit and 4chan share fanbases, i see our threads posted there all the time and vice versa

>>121511059
I'm sure some people here also don't have any friends to give Cho'gall too either, and hopefully for us, those people probably want that gold reward.

>GETTING MAD AT RAGDOLLS

fuck you

1st question is about ragdolls by an autist

>QA

HAHA REV UP THAT AUTISM

This is gonna be some minecon level autism

QA is always good for a laugh

>>121511372
Aw, what the fuck. Oh well. Guess I won't get stuck in the same body as shitters, other than myself.

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>>121511372
>tfw I will never get to play Cho'gall

>>121511348
That's one sexy panda!

What stream are ya guys watching?

Tauren detected

Why are Q&A's always autistic

Some faggot wastes a question asking if they can put John Oliver, the new Daily Show host as a character in the game.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

WHAT THE FUCK

JOHN OLIVER

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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

what the fuck was that question?

>>121511786
god this autism is just painful

SsssssssS SSSSSSSSSSSssssss sssssssssssss

what the fuck is this guy

>john oliver centaur champ

>some tard actually suggested John Oliver hero

This is the first Q&A of the con. Just fucking kill me already.

>DC Skins

Yeah no

>>121511761
http://goodgame.ru/channel/Ulqi/


Who the fuck is john oliver?

I MEAN BLIZZARD

COME ON

IT'S 2015

You know I always complain that blizz has reduced the number of Q&As on blizzcone by a fuckhuge amount, but these autists are not making a strong case

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>Batman skins

>>121511956
>the current year
>not knowing who John Oliver is
shiggy

What the fuck guys, it's 2015
How could john oliver not make it into the game

>>121511956
some faggy brit who keeps telling us what year it is

Wait, you actually crash if you autopick into a lost viking?

Thats hilarious

2015
0
1
5

>>121511956
Noooooo this is almost as bad as minecon

>rexxar
>jungler

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING BRONZIE
HE'S A CROWD CONTROL WARRIOR LIKE ANUB

literally sheldor

>>121511043
I want to blast all over li li's face

>5 TLV vs TLV

>any sort of limits hero combinations in Arena

into the trash it goes

Let's see if gucci delivers on the QA

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These fucking questions.

>>121512316
I lost my shit, bazinga ensued

>>121511956
Thanks, its laggy for me for some reason :C

can we get a single question that isn't completely retarded

like I dont even want a good question or a hard-hitting one (that probably wont get an answer anyways) but for the love of god people please

>why aren't their more specialists
that guy even looked like a split pusher

>>121512464
>Malejaina
my sides

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>>121512371
???

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>genderbender heroes

>r63 skins
FUGGGG :DDDDD

>genderbender skins

i knew this was a faggot before asking the question

SOMEONE ASK ABOUT FEMALE DRAENEI HERO

>>121512535
literal cum depository, m8

>male jaina
All we need is some faggot trying to ask "hey my computer doesn't start up heroes of the storm what do i do" and we'll have become full minecon.

>these people are the bronzies in your match

>>121512567
The person who asked about trolls they said they are going to try to get trolls, draenei, worgen in.

>>121512545
>4chan used to like r63
>now it causes autism storms

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>Butcher holding up a 6.5/10 banner in the arena trailer

FUCKING KEK

>>121512567
no, these questions are really stupid
They're never going to say "we're not doing that".

All these questions about 'when is my super special hero getting in" will get the same answer "eventually/it's on the radar/can't say anything specific yet"

>no genderfluid skins

problematic desu

>>121512703
fug

Oh god what is that pink thing in the background

>>121512713
>implying i don't like it

>>121512780
she seems 6.5/10

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>>121512780
Brightwing?

solid 7, would benis her bagina

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>>121512780

It's brightwing

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Passive: Gift of Radament
Automatically spawns a skeleton at your location every 8 seconds which increase in power and number for every 10 stacks of Gift. Skeletons last 10 seconds. For every enemy Minion or captured Mercenary kill near your Hero gain a charge of Gift, up to 30. Activate to consume at least 15 charges and empower your next Basic Ability.

Q:BONE SPEAR
Launch a deadly spear of bone dealing moderate damage to the first enemy it strikes. Empower: Increases the damage done by 50% and causes Bone Spear to pierce all targets.

W:POISON NOVA
Release a spray of poison outwards from your location, dealing moderate damage to enemies and light damage every 2 seconds for 8 seconds. Empower: Doubles the range and damage.

E:FIRE GOLEM
Spawns a flaming golem at target location, dealing moderate fire damage to nearby enemies. The golem continues to fight for you for 12 seconds. Empower: The explosion also stuns.

R1:AMPLIFY DAMAGE
Curses all enemies to take 25% increased damage for 4 seconds. Enemy minions and structures will additionally be unable to attack for 8. Unlimited range.

R2: REVIVE
Pulls up a list of ALL currently dead Heroes, select one to temporarily resurrect under your control until target Hero returns to life or 15 seconds have passed.
HYPE.

>>121512847
I want her to lapdance me

>muradin's op mobility based on technological convenience

WHERE'S KEL'THUZAD

YOU FUCKS

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6808 takedowns
1313 deaths
62% winrate

i love u li li.

>>121512847
>>121512915
I thought she was a guy at first

this nigga with the beard looks like bruce greene

>>121512486
Lower the quality and you're good to go.
My internet is literally third world-tier shit and it runs mostly flawlessly.

on another note.
>leader labbel
Why?

>>121512719
I don't see Chen in there

GUL'DAN CONFIRMED BOYS!!!!

GUL'DAN CONFIRMED

That guy who said he was a Gul'dan fan looked like a literal pedo rapist

There was one person left in the line and he got keked

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>Gul'dan worked on right now
Noice

well that was a fucking waste of time
shoot everyone of these askers

>what happens if cho disconnects while you're playing gall
>hopefully he reconnects

good job blizzard

Has anyone watching the stream spotted the Li Li anon?

>>121513252
No wonder Gul'dan's so popular over here then.

>>121513312
>you have to ping to direct cho

>>121513271
Did someone ask about about Maiev?

>>121513252
Metzen already confirmed gul'dan fans are rapists and kicked out the three people who cheered for him in the opening ceremonies.

>>121513123
Ah nice, I think I guessed it right which was the quality, I don't speak Russian (?) Thanks again.

And yeah I don't know, control freak or something. You either listen to pings or you don't. Not sure why there needs to be a label.

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HOLY SHIT YOU AUTIST FAGGOTS STOP ASKING SHIT QUESTIONS
ASK GOOD QUESTIONS, LIKE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CHO TAKES CONTROL OF THE GIANT PLANT OR THE DRAGON KNIGHTS

FUCK

Nobody asking about when we're getting a fucking season.
Nobody asking when we're getting bans in HL.


more like bronzeshittercon

can someone upload the panel to youtubs? Or at least a giant rundown of what was said? I didn't get to see any of it

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>>121513271
>>121513245
>>121513241
>yfw hero production takes 8 weeks

So i finally made 10k coins.. shit which hero should i buy? I will probably never reach another 10k since i don't play much so i have to decide very well. Fuck i like lots of them.

>>121513481
Nope, but there was that guy that asked about a John Oliver hero

>>121513637
Just tweet Dustin

>>121512703
Which Draenei would you like in hots?
Are there any known heroes other than Velen and Yrel?

>>121509638

Since I have Chogall for free, I'll be selling my company for 10 bucks for anyone that wants to get him. 13 if you want 4 for the extra gold.

Get in line folks! Paypal only!

>>121513682
Pretty sure Blizz uploads every panel, contest, etc. after Blizzcon is over.

>They have a massive list of characters they would like to add. List is over 200 characters long

fukin saved

>>121513701
So did /tv/ make another meme become reality?

So release order is

- Cho'gall
- Lunara
- Greymane

Cho'gall will be later this month (think 17th), then the other 2 are 3-4 weeks

>>121513690
Sylvanas

>>121513689
>yfw they've announced heroes for the next 12 weeks, and they also said a certain troll is just waiting to be released

this ruski stream is fucking unbearable

is there anything else for the love of god

>>121513823
>$40 virtual ticket
>got him for free

WHO THE FUCK IS GREYMANE?

WHERE THE FUCK IS MAIEV?

- Grandmaster League Top 200 players
- MM 80% of the time = pretty gud match

The guy just confirmed they're going to be talking more about matchmaking, ranking, etc. tomorrow.

Hopefully optimistic.

Matchmaker remake confirmed

>>121514187
Grandmaster league isn't for top 200. It's at least up to 1000. Proof: It's up to 1000.

>>121513959
finally they will release zalazane. a true troll hero

I love to shit on Blizzard but these new heroes actually look pretty good

>>121514157
He's the King of Gilneas and a Worgen

I don't know but they better announce her soon

>>121514141

Not really, my girl friend went to Blizzcon, and we already made plans to play the shit out of him already. So yeah, free!

- gone rebuilt Matchmaking
- this year
- 65% games are even ...with comeback possibilities
- early leveling scaling
- more engis at MM
- tomorrow panel
- about mm

>>121514362
Literally who

>>121514348
>these new heroes actually look pretty good

No, they don't.

>>121514187
>tfw it always ask me if the match was good when it is good, and never when it was bad
I really doubt their statistics

>>121514325
We will get only 1 troll and that's gonna be Vol'jin

>this windows plug

kek

>>121514187
he just said it in the pannel (with +-100 places) depending on players

>>121514481
The game is good when I am winning.

Welp, found the affirmative action guy

>>121514481
I've rated matches shit before.

>>121513820
maraad or akama
BC akama, not WoD akama

>>121514586
True, but you misspelled the Vol part.

>>121514461
Whats bad about them?

>>121514661
Bronze detected

>can't solo queue as the Hero
>can't first pick or last pick them
>questions of how it would even work with stuff like Abathur's evolution

the fact that he needs his own pick rules exposes inherent flaws with Cho'Gall, but who cares cuz can u imagine what EPIC memes r gonna happen??

>>121514481
Everytime I got a survery it was a mega stomp on either side

http://goodgame.ru/channel/Sarjke/autoplay/
Diablo 3 for those interested

>>121514964
I can't wait to play as chogall with disabled ally chat

Who cares about RNGstone?

>>121514838
>Whats bad about them?

They're not Maiev, Grom and Malthael.

>>121514964
Just hope it's a weak ass hero so no one ever picks it

>>121515118
Oh fuck it has guys talking over it

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>>121509793
>Maiev is the hero I'm looking forward to

here we go

>>121515434
Only a fedora would not want Maiev in there

"She's not my pure kind waifu, how can I defend her honor"

Fuck off

>>121515118
http://cybergame.tv/gamingcx/
Better D3 stream

>>121515434
Night Elf Mage player detected

>>121513690
If you don't play much who fucking cares and why are you even in a general

>>121515274
I think they're focusing on making sure they have a wide variety of heroes before just making ppls favorite characters. Maeiv and them will be in the game eventually, they said they have a list of over 200 characters they want to do

>>121515434
Illidan please

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>>121515434
Maiev is literally justice

who is maiev? never played wow

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>>121515952
lol

>>121515689
I have to work and my free time gets eaten up by my stupid wife and kid. (Never marry.) So i don't get to play much, but that doesn't mean i don't like to, when i can.

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>>121515568
Yeah lets totally have Maiev when her kit is already used up by Nova and Zeratul

The important part is that we can have more game-ruining stealthed heroes only played by mouthbreathing retards who think its fucking epic to have stealth and barely contribute to teamplay

>>121516128
Justice man gave up his mantle of justice and decided he should be wisdom instead

>>121516190
What's your playstyle?

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>>121516231

>game-ruining stealthed heroes

Get glasses, faggot.

>>121516349
Tank who can take out fleeing heroes with low health

>>121516239
Which is kinda silly considering that he can't make logical pragmatic decisions to save his life.

is the game dead or something?
im at rank 9 and it just seems like it takes fucking forever to get a match going, even in QM

doesnt help that the vg chat is always dead

I can't wait for a game where we're ahead by 4 levels and the Cho overextends and gives the enemy team 2 heroes worth of experience.

>>121516532
Muradin.

>>121516426
The point is that they ruin the game for your team because they contribute nothing

Stop picking Nova you fucking moronic cunt

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>>121516231
>maiev
>stealth

>>121516231
Maiev has literally never used stealth ever.

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Wtf is that in the bottom right? Xelnaga?

>>121516750

That has nothing to do with stealth as a mechanic, you dummy. Nova's just a badly designed hero.

>>121516750
what the fuck? nova has extremely good pickoff potential for squishies and her heroic makes objective clearing a snap

>>121516231
The only stealth hero that ruined the game was Zeratul before his nerf, nova is trash.

>>121516654
All the blizzdrones are watching a dead game tournament, a shitty all human wow arena tournament or a shitty rng tournament instead.

>>121516750
This family. I don't even mind zeratul but I would rather have abathur bot than the average nova player.

>>121516928
Hybrid

>>121517016

She is quite literally the worst hero in the game. Sorry, bronzen.

>>121516928
starcraft 2 protoss/zerg hybrid
how many times are we going to ask this shitty question

>blizzard is actually going to add this guy before non-literal-whos are depleted

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holy shit, this must have the the worst team comp I've ever gotten
>3 tanks
>2 supports
>no damage
>spend 10 minutes fighting over the first shrine getting nowhere
>we can't kill anyone
>we get the first dragon anyway, even though they're 3 levels ahead at that point
>stalemate for a few more minutes
>they get the second dragon
>just say fuck it and give up

>>121510964
>D2 Necro
>Minion Charges
Every undead he raises requires a minion in XP range to die beforehand.

>>121517016
Nova is good in bronze league when people are by themselves all the time. She's pretty okay in QM but beyond that she is probably one of the worst heroes in the game right now

>>121517239
i never said she was good, i just said she was good at one thing

>>121517016
Pros:
>can maybe get some kills and maybe snowball the game if you are playing against shitters
Cons:
>literally contributes nothing to wave clear or getting merc camps
>Everything else

>>121515818
a wide variety of shit

>>121517239
Gazlow is worse

>>121516654
fuck yeah the game is dead. did you see what they fucking announced? the mass exodus to other games is beginning.

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>>121517389

>>121517369
pros: she somehow is one of the top 20% most fun heroes

blizzard please fix
>>121517601
they havent announced anything

overwatch looks like a fucking joke, seriously, ive never been so turned off from a video game trailer and i play the fucking shitiest of weeb games

Why is Kerrigan so squishy?

Specially against kael, I don't think I've been able to kill a single kael with her.

Sorry Kerrigan I want to love you, but you suck

>>121517838
Because her tankiness comes from playing her really aggressive. You get more shields by doing more damage so you have to be more aggressive to survive. It's counter-intuitive anon

>>121517838
Bronze

Alright niggas, I'll post when I get my Cho'Gall, and you niggers better hit me up some friend requests so that you don't have to give Blizzard your real life shekels.

I will be the hero to play countless hours of Cho'Gall with all of you.

>>121517838
Stop trying to kill him when you know his stun is up. This is exactly why shitters like you complain about KT being over powered, refusing to adapt to whoever you're playing against.

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predictions?

>>121518305
He wont be sold for money until january.

>>121518305
A true hero

>>121518482
Is it even a question? Dig and DK advance

>>121518495
didnt they say he wont be sold AT ALL?

>>121518792
No they didn't. They are giving out codes online and at blizzcon to play him and then he gets the normal 15k price probably next month.

>>121518792
Check out his page on the official site. He won't be sold for the duration of his event and will be available in the shop after that.

>>121519016
>>121519115
Okay fair enough. Id like to meet the dumbass that buys him

>>121519193
People who are late mainly. Though it's a long time until january.

>>121519336
Game will be dead by then anyways.

>shitty wow arenas still going on

are you le fucking serious? when is this going to be over?

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Is Anub still the beetle memer like he was? Should I still buy him with gold?

>>121519814
No. He was nerfed to the ground.

>>121519814
He's the most underrated hero in the game

has SK gaming ever been good at anything that wasn't wow arena?

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PUT ON HOTS. ENOUGH OF THIS DEAD GAME. I NEED TO WATCH MY UP AND COMING DEAD GAME.

>>121520338
but anon you are

>>121519814
Beetle build was nerfed, spikes is the new shit.

Also he's a good hero, probably tier 2. Can't properly solo tank though.

When is the hots tournament starting? This Warcraft thing is going on for like ever

>>121519814

He's a secondary tank nowadays used mainly for lockdown purposes rather than his durability / damage. Nowhere near as good as he used to be. Also for fuck sake don't pick him against Kael'Thas

>>121520960
ten bings

I need you Tracer

>>121520960
eu.battle.net/blizzcon

Tournament should have started 20 mins ago.

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cenarius B T F O


Otherwise, pretty fucking lackluster
This game needs drastic help, two waifus, "coming soon", who didnt exist a year ago, isnt enough

>>121521336
Best reveal

But they will be talking about things like ranking changes and stuff tomorrow. That panel basically only talked about the new heroes.

>>121521336
>This game needs drastic help, two waifus

HotS has a lot of waifus already.

>>121519814
Anub is fucking amazing, he's the best kill-enabler in the game.

>>121521603
No it doesn't

>>121521543
That stuff already leaked. There are no real changes until 2016. Cho'gall is pretty much a panic button to try and keep people in the game while they actually start trying to fix MM.

>>121521603
More waifus is always good.

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>>121521795
i've never seen a single pvp game where the playerbase's opinion of the matchmaking was anything other than "it's broken and they need to fix it immediately before we all leave"

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>No sassy Wizard and the Diablo wave of heroes is already over

>>121521780
>Sylvanas, Tyrande, Valla, Jaina, Nova, Johanna, Kerrigan

>>121521981
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare.

>>121521981
It's broken because I don't win all the time

>>121521981
HotS is legit broken because it's a game where one bad player can more easily completely fuck you over.

TL:DR for blizzcon reveals?

>>121522085
They said they want to add D2 classes at some point.

So, how many technical difficulties will we see ?

>>121521981
theres barely any players left and the ones that are dedicated are starting to get pissed because its just getting worse.

>>121522124
There are a few not a lot

>>121521981
I haven't heard that opinion in any other pvp game i've played except for hots

>>121522134
does chivalry have an actual elo based rating system?

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>>121519814
>not buying Johanna like a real man

>wow gets autists
>we get a pair of tits
im okay with this.

>>121522253
>don't worry guys we haven't forgot about legit characters like the d2 classes and lothar, but we are just too busy putting in these meme characters!

>tfw people always talk shit about WoW arena esports but they probably dont remember how fuckhuge it was during BC and WotLK

>>121522491
No. But nobody thinks it's broken or needs to be fixed. It's part of the fun.

>>121522491
>>121522134
chiv doesnt have an mmr system

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>>121521981

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>>121522616
>BC
>twos dominated by 60 minute mirror matches between mace spec warriors and resto druids
>threes dominated rogue/mage/priest
>nobody gave a shit about fives

Arena was dead from the start.

>waiting for Cho'gall since I started playing
>can't watch the Blizzcon stream
>come here after
>apparently they went full retard and made the ogre April Fools joke real
WHAT THE FUCK, tell me this an elaborate ruse against people not watching the stream

>>121522613
>d2 classes are on the same tier as murky, gazlowe, and azmodan
Is this what it's like to be bronze and underage?

>>121522936
shitty metas doesn't change that it was super fucking popular

>>121522883
if red loses, i will kek

>>121522936
>play as resto sham
>queue with a sword warr
>drop windfury totem
>get free points
stunherald didn't have a chance against us

we would instantly leave against rdruid/surv hunt though. 60 minutes for 3 points wasn't worth it

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>>121522883
Working as intended.

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>they are never going to add diablo 2 characters to hots

>>121523123
The rankings anon, the rankings

>>121522883
this cannot be real

>>121522883
Oh man i feel bad for that zeratul, happened me once and i just ragequited cause fuck that shit im not wasting 10 minutes getting my ass handed to me several times

>>121523234
>>121522883
>team of pros make smurf accounts
>100% winrate
>queue up against rank 1s
>wtf guys look how unbalanced this is

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>Grubby in the third seat meaning he won't cast

FUCK YOU

>>121523223
doesn't matter, if red loses, i will kek

>>121522883
>rank 1s have dog shit comp
>other team still loses
hehe

>>121523182
>they are never going to add diablo 2 characters to hots

But they are.

>Team YL
didnt take long for the cringe to start

>>121521981
it's beyond matchmaking. qm and hl are simply bad game modes.

>>121523425
grubby isn't that great. jake and cooby are the best casters.

MingLee

>>121523497
they won't
dont belive them
they never will
them adding d2 characters is them acknowledging the success of another company and blizzblozz doesn't ever do anything wrong

>>121523653
nah grubby is definately the best out of these chucklefucks

also are the actual games starting yet or is this pregame talk shit? thinking of sticking with the overwatch panel for now

>>121523182
they basically said they are though. did you watch the panel?

>>121523694

>twitch emotes

DansGame

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>>121523395

>>121523497
no they aren't, if you trust blizz after what was revealed today then you are way too naive

>>121523919
raped softly

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>>121522883
>HeteroShota

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Uther shit talk

>>121524147
holy fuck i didnt notice this

>>121523919

Hotslog MMR has absolutely zero correlation with Blizzard MMR

how long until the teams dc and the match has to be restarted

>>121524539
Sure, maybe the guys with zero games on hotlogs and single digit player levels are actually hots pros on new accounts

Or maybe match making is fucked

It is a mystery

Based carrygan

>>121524539
look at red talents, are you telling me those were pros in disguise

>Rehgar

lol gg ez

>>121525023

>picking rehgar

inb4 GIA lose

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>tfw no tyrande gf

>bronzgar

GIA fucked themselves imo

>>121525180
tyrande will never EVER suffocate you with her thighs

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>>121525472

>gee, their comp involves shutting out the early game, what secondary support shall we pick?
>why don't we pick the only support who becomes utterly useless once you're behind?

brilliant

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>>121525472

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>GIA

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>rehgar, you go soak bot while we stick our faces in a meatgrinder, it's a pretty bold strategy, let's see how it goes

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Absolutely annihilated.

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GEEETTTTTTT
DUNKED ON!!!

now why cant they show the stats screen

>>121516628
Justice cannot help it's self. Justice can only help others.. At least thats what I tell myself to sleep at night.

>>121526535
>9 minutes game
How fucking bad are they?

>Muradin
>Chen
>Li Li
>Lost Vikings
>Falstad

Navi should give it a shot.

>>121526972

Terrible. Constantly ganked early game and Rehgar spent ages twatting around in bottom lane while his team struggled to defend their mid keep at 6min. That and running around uselessly because Rehgar is basically 4v5 the second you fall behind - he can't do ANYTHING

>>121527208
How is this shit team playing in the blizzcon? wtf man.

>>121527406
They needed a Taiwan v. China match-up.

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>waifu banned because she raped you too hard

Tyrande absolutely destroyed them last game as solo support. They needed to ban her.

these fucking commentators are the worst

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>>121527691
Just wait until the blonde chick shows up.

>>121527691
why

>no tyrande rape train this game
;_;

>>121527568
>>121528001
Go away Tyrandefags.

Malfurion is pounding your waifu on the regular.

>GIA lastpicking le very scary man

Either they've gone full retard or this is some epic new meta we've not seen yet

>>121528128
Malfurion is my homeboy, why the fuck would I be mad he's tapping that?

>>121527406
grubby said at the beginning.
they played absolute garbage in their local league for weeks going last to second last nearly every time and got super lucky and won their blizzcon qualifier.

>>121528306
that was the taiwanese team. not the chinese team.

>>121528128
So? Tyrande is the most fun hero in the game, I love when you actually see her being played well.

>>121528128

>malfurion

kek, we all know tyrande fucks malf in the ass and takes illidan's fel infused dick when she wants a real man

>picking red murky

gg

>>121528431
i am pretty sure grubby was talking about GIA from Taiwan.

>>121528629

rused

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>>121528279

>>121528514
Only real men let their wives tap in their pleasure center, anon. Once you leave your nerd cave and get gf, you will understand.

>>121528514
Nah, brah.

Malf gets kinky with the entangling roots.

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>>121528629

Thanks for the free bump. Shame about your lack of impulse control.

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>>121528749
Why hasn't this been a thing yet?

>>121528749
O T P
T
P

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>>121528514
>tyrande will never fuck your ass while whispering in your ear that she's doing it in elune's name

>>121528872
im just wondering why, really

its a pretty shitty game, no offense to you guys

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Give me that tumblr audience.
You got it, senpai.

>>121529169
What's wrong with it?

It cuts all the autism simulator out of ASSFAGGOTS and leaves you with the fun.

>Diablo solo laning

????????

who should I get, cho or gall?

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>>121529310

>>121529146
This, the only couple that actually worked out too in all of Warcraft

>>121529581
You won't get the choice :^)

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Well I'm going to go play some Hots.

Should I buy Leoric?

>>121529958
YES
E
S