THE WARDEN ETERNAL edition
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>Win 7 out of 10 games on FFA
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I used to be like >>121444020, but then I realized it's easier for people to identify a 4-letter name, so I used my middle name.
It's much easier for them to say a one-syllable name than "M77".
POST /sp/ meme
>Almost near perfection
>teammate betrays me
>boot him because fuck him made me lose my 15 kill streak
>one guy on my team has 3 kills and 15 deaths
>we end up losing
>shitty guy ends up 3 and 19
What the fuck senpai
Anyway rate my first webm from warzone yesterday
>Sitting against a wall in Warzone Assault
>enemies keep jumping over towards the point
>keep no-animation assassinating them
Free killing spree on the spire, just gotta pistol people across the way down from time to time.
i fucking hate strongholds, without fail everytime i have a game on strongholds someone on my team quits and then my team is completely fucked and we lose. so goddamn fucking annoying and it kills my rank jesus christ
Just a threadly reminder if you don't pay real money for REQS you're the cancer killing free dlc. 343 has promised that if sales are good from REQS they'll offer free dlc. Even if you only buy one gold REQ that's at least contributing .
>Get teapotu in game
>Isn't even a trap
>HE will be too busy playing COD and lusting after men to bother us
Stay away creep. Stay away. Creep.
I've been here since the beginning.
You have no power over me.
I'm here to stay.
So what the fuck is up with FFA spawns? You ever fucking die in an FFA game, you're just gonna get spawn killed forever.
Also, fuck the radar is too small.
Also also, this got me Onyx somehow:
Anyone getting the xbox elite controller to play halo 5 with? Thinking about picking it up for the rear bumpers for nades and jumping but its really pricey
Its already out in the NXE preview program
FFA is fucking garbage in this one
>literally three guys instantly shooting me
>completely ignore eachother until I'm dead
>one step later being shot from behind
>sholder charged from around the corner
>double teamed in a second
>this continues until Im 0-8
>finish fucking negative four
Also the nade spam in arena is absolutely awful, and both forge maps are completely ass, and I cant believe 343 thought they were acceptable.
If you're lucky enough to escape the triple teams off spawn, have fun getting killed by the two dude who just spawned right behind you as they take your kill and kill you.
The spawns are fucking disgusting in this. Halo 3 FFA had an actual spawn system that put you somewhere close but safe, this puts you under someones ground pound.
The update lets you remap the buttons for all xbone controllers.
>open last pack before heading off
>believe stance and scourge of fire shotgun
Yep. Going bronze till you get all the commons out of them completely removes them from the pool of items you can get from silvers. Going the same route in silvers would leave you with ultra rare/legendary shit with all uncommons up to rares out of the possible cert/unlock pool.
>Spartan Rank 46
>Will wake up to everyone being 50+ in the morning
>cat walks past xbone
>Tail barely even touches it
get extremely lucky with Gold Packs or clear all previous rarities
Babes please, make way for the only woman for me.
u're waifu a shit
>mfw can't even speak sangheili
At the risk of asking a monumentally stupid question: How do you know when you have them all? Is there some in-game filter or resource to check, or do you just open Bronze packs until they start coming up blank for a stretch?
>want to play Halos but want to play CoDs also
>fallout 4 comes out on tuesday also
Too much video games.
>121 Rare Emblems
>Rares take up an entire third of the REQ pool
Quick question, what youtuber would you guys recommend for watching a Halo 4 playthrough?
I haven't touched a console in years and I don't even know where my 360 is, buy I want to see where the story has gone since Halo 3.
Linda is cute! CUTE!
It's where a lot of my rares came from.
he's from /hg/ and has made a playlist called Halo Chronicles in which he plays through all the Halo games silently.
PAUL DAINTON here, I'll be on in a min
don't wait though
>was hoping for a moment that wasn't a LoRes image of it, because I need more decent ref pics
Take a closer look mate.
>ARGUS helmets feature the most advanced human-centric information fusion systems ever placed in a mobile combat platform.
>The ARGUS suit's battlenet control node provides superior situational and threat awareness in all environments, as well as hardware-accelerated cyberlink connections for intelligence collection networks.
you can never have too much information desu
>not having 30+ scouthogs at all times
Step up homie
>not roleplaying as a hungry ODST who is so happy to finally get a break to chow down on some food after defending earth for days without a time to eat; so happy that he doesn't silence comms in his haste to get sustenance.
How fucking selfish and unpatriotic are you? You some sort of insurrectionist, boy?
bet you were giggling to yourself as you typed this shit in eh faggot?
>not taking the inbuilt camera out of the kinectless xbox
Fuck me I don't know why I didn't think of that. I guess I'm just retarded
Crackdown team is doing extra life charity stream in 2 hours (9am PDT)
Apparently Kamiya and some Platinum guys are coming, along with the team from Recore, and some Squeenix guys, also with the Ori guys and Turn 10, and the Undead labs guys
>buy state of decay during the Halloween sale
>game has noticeable frame drops
>360 arcade game doesn't run at 60 fps on xb1
I hate those niggers
:3 i have a lot of fun with a 2+ kd in warzone 3kda, stealing bases, only to get killed by bullet proof marines which magically drop grenades.
almost at my daily requirement of sodium.
Future REQ wishlist thread on waypoint, feel free to contribute:
Best McDonalds burger ever sold.
>my copy of Halo 5 will only arrive on Tuesday with
shotty snipes a shit, I'm playin WARZONE TODAY F A M
See you kekboiis at 2pm EST
I voted for Strongholds, senpai.
Neat, it'll be time for webms, then.
But I have an interview with an accounting firm in three hours, so I won't be on for about four hours from now.
>tfw tunnel sneks are replaced by shitty atom cats.
Excited to make more webms as well, now that I've finally fucking learned.
>from a FUCKING spider
Jesus killzone I thought you were an okay guy. But this? A FUCKING SPIDER?? Like I don't even know what the fuck to do at this point. Honestly, I feel utterly betrayed. We played Warzone together man; we laughed together; we drove scout hogs together. Was all that just a lie too? We're those obviously fake "selfies" just a ploy to get us off your scent? Just another part of your mission? How far were you willing to go for spider-kind? Jesus christ man, I trusted you. We ALL trusted you. Fuck this shit man, I'm done. Fuck you killzone, just fucking fuck you.
Wait, THAT'S what he was saying?
This entire time, the micspam has been about a geelie beelie goomai candai?
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used your gamertag when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! Posting with your gamertag when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
W A R Z O N E in 30 mins friends
Prep your memes and gungooses
>Somebody saved my webm of the other guy's video
Humanity has always shunned the unknown.
I'm up for some. Send me an invite when you can.
Also, reminder that no-one should trust Killsownz. He will splatter you when you spawn with a req weapon because he doesn't know which leg of his to put on the brake.
nah buddy, I was talking about that REQ suggestion thread. fucks were requesting dumb shit to add to the game rather than the chief's glorious armor. You'll get both of those things eventually
I know. I'm saying I ain't throwing requests for Chief's armor in because I already have Mark VI Gen 1, and the others that I want I can already get.
Really, the only ones that I'd request are the ones from Reach: the ones with the shotguns shells on the chest, and the one with the ghillie mesh on the back.
>Spawn ONI Scouthog
>this starts playing:
Alright, partner... keep on rollin' baby. you know what time it is
Now I know yall be lovin' this [shit] right here
K.I.N.G. Captain is right here
People in the party put them hands in the air
Cause if you dont care, then we dont care
1, 2, 3 times two to the six
Jonesin for your fix of that ONI Scouthog mix
So where the [fuck] you at punk
Shut the [fuck] up and back the [fuck] up
While we [fuck] this warzone up
Daily reminder that Bungie was the original creator of the Ancient Humans
>actual photo of CAPTA1N K1NG while he's listening to Limp Bizkit and Linken Park on repeat
>not cooking spicy hot buffalo wings while listening to the offspring
is there flame armor in halo5?
are any of you boys having connection losses on warzone?
i am inexplicably being dropped from games 5 minutes in and am only finishing about 1 in every 4 matches
doesnt seem to happen in arena
I don't know shit about handegg either but the blue team pulled a major stupid by moving all their defenders away from the quaterback. leaving him wide open for the other team to pull him down immediately. I don't know what the fucking shit their stupid ass coach taught them
>want to spout memes and play warzone with my /hg/ buddies
>have a 250 word essay due next friday
>only have a rough draft
FUCKING NORMIE TEACHERS STOP GIVING ME SO MUCH HOMEWORK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
has anyone else been having issues with hit registration? I swear to god the hit detection in this game is godawful. I have to LEAD fucking sniper shots sometimes. they fucked up the aiming somehow, too. it feels like I'm trying to fight my controller sometimes. apparently there's an 85 page complaint thread on the forums, so I cant be the only one, am I?
>report some motherfucker in Noble to the gestapo
>They kill me instead
>no option to sell multiple REQ cards at one time
who /buttonmasher/ here?
Whats your technique?
Do you alternate X & A?
Do you smash both at the same time?
It happened to me earlier. It gave me a message saying the fireteam has changed.
It was weird cuz I was still technically in the fireteam, just not in the game.
Many ree's were had
Just doing all I can to help in warzone.
> be me
> be playin' me some Warzone
> Be on based Escape from ARC
> be on a team of shitters
> have an exposed core
> roll a Rare vehicle
> Ultra Banshee
> Running Riot
> Somehow win
Holy fuck it's just like I'm back on Reach.
>tfw now that this years COD is out the casual kiddies are gone for good.
To who ever invited me; it wouldn't let me in.
No, the most casual ones stayed, because they can't afford another game and have bad planning skills.
Thank god warzone has no rank system, so we can fight the shitters with our scouthogs.
yo boyz its da captain with some more next level shit
Kinda shit. All the places to hide promote faggots hiding in weird spots with the shotty.
And spawn killing is pretty bad on Pegasus, Plaza, and Regret.
Spawns on Coliseum seem fucked as well. I've seen the opposite team spawn red tunnel while I'm at rocket side of red.
I used to, but until I get the ONI gungoose certification, the extra armor is too good to pass up on my scouthogs.
I don't like cod zombies, but I love those perk cola fridges.
a match without AA and BM would be interesting to watch
Can I have an invite to a Warzone group, please?
GT: Happy T Cup
War extracts a heavy toll from those it touches.
R.I.P Shield Bro
2527 - 2552
Imagine being Chief in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Cortana, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight armor and horrific holographic monster face. I would totally protect the galaxy with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is melee another Grunt in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Chief and not only stand in that chamber while Cortana flaunts her disgusting ideology in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her corruption and shimmering blue skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that speech. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as all the other AIs tell her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CORTANA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been killing nothing but a healthy diet of Covenant and Insurrectionists and later alleged Prometheans for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Eridanus II. You've never even seen anything this fucking disappointing before, and now you swear you can taste the simulated sweat that's breaking out on her glowing blue cheeks as she sucks them in to writhe them suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "ascended (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard to construct and refine in the previous months. And then the player reverts to a checkpoint, and you know you could kill every single Warden in this room before the auto turrets could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Chief. You're not going to lose your future UNSC career over this. Just bear it. Continue hiding your face and bear it.
this probably needs some refinement
Reminder that /hg/ has a blacklist, and you're on it.
>horrific holographic monster face.
>monstrous fucking visage
>mannish fucking gremlin face
>contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day.
Warzone. 10/12 slots.
Send a message.
>Shotgun-only Slayer or FFA weekend would've been the funnest shit
>guy with social bullshit talking about his girlfriend
>been together for 5 years
>"shes not a person"
Is it double XP yet.
I have to know because I am trapped in the library writing a 250 page essay about rape culture and I can't check.
>guy says he doesn't have his kinect on as a mic because he sounds like Caboose
>he turns it on
>he actually sounds like Caboose
>Innocent until proven Guilty is one of the core principles of civilized law
>Yeah well muh rape culture just throw 'em in Prison
Maybe me studying the Law has impacted my bias on the matter, but that woman, as well meaning as she may be, is incredibly fucking stupid and has no idea what kind of dangerous precedent she would be setting.
Ah right. I just did European Classical History for my General Education requirements.
It's important to remember that when Western Feminists talk about "in the world", they often conveniently forget to include the rest of the world outside of America and a handful of European countries.
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
The worrying thing is that, while this sort of thing seems to be sliding back underground now that the media is tired of it and has found other horses to beat, it's pretty depressing and worrying to see that people still hold the viewpoint of 'guilty until proven innocent'.
Make sure to pre order your premium req packs.