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/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Dead before you even started edition.

Old thread: >>121309164

>Crews
To join a crew you need to request an invite through the link and post your Rockstar Social Club name in the thread. Without posting in the thread, you'll get rejected, also make sure you post which crew you plan on joining.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg

>Patch notes
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/212174298--10-20-15-GTAV-Title-Update-1-30-Notes-PS4-Xbox-One-PC-

>Rockstar Q&A on cheaters and modded money
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/201617423-Update-on-GTA-Online-Cheaters-and-Modded-GTA-

>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Brady Games Guide for GTAV
http://mediafire.com/download/f7ymmhia55ybhy9/GTA+Brady+guide.pdf
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Map of GTA V with collectibles and stuff marked
http://gta-5-map.com/

>Modding for single player GTA V
You should completely remove the mod files before you play online. People have been banned for modding SP before. You have been warned.
https://www.gta5-mods.com/

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>San Andreas MP mod info
http://pastebin.com/5yp4brcD
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First for first
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>>121436451
and the PS4 crew again

>http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_community

;^)
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4th for pixlefox
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remove girls from gtag
please
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>>121436856
You could remove yourself and do us and yourself all the favor. Nothing is going to change regardless of your decision
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>>121436856
I agree.
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First for thermal vision is best
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how do i into rich peds?
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>>121436856
Why?
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>>121437256
they are trash that do nothing but make this crew look bad
they all wear the same trashy outfits
they enable circlejerking
they are bad at the game
probably two faced but i refuse to play with them so it is speculation
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>yfw the ghost of your lost character comes back to haunt you.

He is looking right at you.
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>>121437482
Do you mean the female characters?
You have to realize that most of them are actually guys. And in my opinion a lot of them make girls look bad actually.
I wouldn't generalize skill or behavior, but I can see your point.
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I need some haxbux. What do
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STEAM users that use F12 to take screenshots please use this guide to take better quality screenies. STEAM compresses screenshots so it loses quality, this will fix that problem.
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>>121438012
What if my uncompressed screenshots are still trash though
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Post your Toon
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Post your dank webms
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>>121438193

Newegg.com
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>>121438569
Do you think I shit money
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https://gta-mp.net/

Consoles on suicide watch.
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>>121438758
see
>>121378013
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Master Race
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>>121438758
Stop spamming this shit no one will play it.
You're worse than the 'remove girls' fag
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Reporting in
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would you fuck me?

I'd fuck me
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>>121438758
>>121439027
>>121439382
Nobody wants this. Stop posting.
>hurr we hate shark cards
>let's let private servers charge donations for money instead
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best group
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So if this update rumour is true...
>you can lowride a vigero
>you can't lowride an emperor

fucking why??
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[Eurobeat intensifies]
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>>121440373
>you can lowride a futo
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>>121440426
[citation needed]
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>>121440373
>You can't lowride a Picador
Crime of the century
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>>121440418
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>>121440373
virgo
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>>121440332
I don't see me in there, so, nah.
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>>121440521
>You can lowride a Sabre GT but not a picador

what are you doing rockstar?
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>>121440689
ya goochie's got a bigass
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>>121440694
How?
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>>121441001
I broke my friends menu, it only works on the person at the top of the list.
Not sure if you need a friends list long enough to reach a second page.
Go up from the person top of the list, then go down, hit compare.
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>>121437907
Right back to this bullshit again fucking
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The baba yaga is pondering dat ass.
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>>121442213
>baba yaga
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>>121436451
Zion & Zion XS are a go.
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REEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>121442128
What are you going on about?
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check em
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>>121442773
>R* didn't make the monster trucks have the crush/drive right over car physics of the Rhino/Dozer
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Vigero = plane killer
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Post em
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>>121443156
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>>121443667
How do? Record and editor?
This is how all characters should be posted here
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>>121443740
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>>121443956
Yeah, I rotated the camera while it was tracking my character and hid the hud and made a clip of itAlso you're a faggot
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>>121436651
Holy shit I laughed way harder than I should have.
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>>121444229
>360
;^)
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>Rank 2
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>>121445014
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>>121445014
>Le ebin doge name

I hope you spawnkilled him
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>>121436856
stop posting
hide your underage
cool your burn
calm your autism
cover your edge
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>>121445198
got you covered
>>121445168
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>>121445350
Neat
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>57k to spend ten minutes driving/sitting in a car and two minutes pointing a gun at peds

It's hard to be mad about it, but I do wish they would really let me handle the drilling and hacking and they can drive.
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>PC
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>>121445793
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>PC GTAG
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>>121444295
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>>121436856


Tities when?

Free the nipple.
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when does the halloween event end?
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What is your favourite of each weapon type?
>pistol
Heavy pistol for that wood grip finish.
>smg/lmg
The whole class is basically pointless but i guess id take the Combat MG
>rifles
Special carbine and carbine rifle for my silenced option
>snipers
Sniper rifle, that wood grip finish and silencer.
>melee
Antique cavalry dagger, usable underwater if i remember correctly and knives are usually the best in a melee situation.
>shotguns
Sawn off for using it on a motor bike, the bullpup is very good too
>heavy weapons
Minigun
>throwables
Sticky bombs
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>>121446364
16th
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>>121446364
16th
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>>121445168
10/10 sticky kill
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>idle during contact missions with game running on second monitor while I masturbate
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>>121447039
Dirty, dumb frogposting scum.
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>>121446478
.50 pistol
Heavy shotgun
Combat machine gun
Special carbine
Proximity mines
Marks man sniper
T2 nade launcher
Machete
>>121436451
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Why can't I get online? Even trying to host a solo only session times me out
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any ausfag crews?
i wanna play with decent ping ;.;
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>>121447039
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>>121450367
just play with main gtag crew
unless your a female character
then you are not wanted here
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>mad skiddy once again targets me
>insurgents full of Avis spawn on me and run me over
>tanks
>FIB with combat MGs
>all invincible
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>>121451192
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>>121447039
hot
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>>121451192
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>https://www.asa.org.uk/Rulings/Adjudications/2015/11/Valve-Corporation/SHP_ADJ_305647.aspx#.VjxPaPnhCUk
>Rockstar got Valve in shit with ASA
Way to go Rockstar
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So I am in GTAG Crew for PC and I have a question, how would I go about finding a group for Heists? I would like to complete them all in Order with the same crew 3 times to get the money for the new Yachts but my friends are not too stable, is the group big and friendly enough for that?
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>>121453106
I'm sorry GTAG pc don't play any of the game modes gtao has to offer
All they do is have a bunch of sessions begging for money and blowing up everyone in the lobby with cheats
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>>121453106
OF COURSH!

Just post your SC and see who's willing to help. Obviously there will be different amounts of people on at different times of day, but there are usually at least a few folks running heists at any given hour. Doing the AIO or CM challenges will require a bit more dedication and planning, but I'm sure somebody will be up for it. If all else fails, you can always run Pacstan.
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>>121453346
I was playing with GTAG a few hours ago, and a group of about 8 of us played a bunch of rounds of Slasher, before moving on to parachuting and Last Team Standing.

Maybe you should ask people to play modes if you want ot play modes. And also, check yourself before you rek yourself.
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>>121453407
>Pacstan
Pardon me, but what is this?
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>>121453543
GOING TO FLAVOR TOWN
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>>121453543
The final and most lucrative heist.
The Pacific Standard Job, aka PacStan, Pacman, PakiStan, the Dank Bank, et cetera.
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>>121452691
>UK
kek
they should be happy valve bothered to reply
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>>121453670
Ah, never heard it referred to as that. From what I have read the best way to make money is just to run Fleeca over and over unless you can get a crew together for the 10Mil Challenge, I could be wrong though.
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>>121447039
post penis
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I am enjoying the new halloween katana.
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>>121450367
Some random mob added me a while back, swagofstraya.
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>>121443667
Is there a trick to getting a duffel bag? I ended up with one accidentally, but it'd be nice to have as an optional accessory on other outfits.
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Any friends here on PS4 that can help me run and moderate this community?
Just need somebody who's pretty active and knows their way around these threads for adding new lads in the community.
qt does not apply.
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>>121454374
>22 players
>1 ingame
You know that like max 4 are active.
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>>121446478
>pistols
Lamar's gift
>smg/lmg
Compact SMG, I use it when in vehicles mostly but sometimes when on foot
>rifles
Advanced rifle every time
>snipers
Sniper rifle with suppressor and advanced scope
>melee
Knuckle dusters, fastest melee and one of the most powerful
>shotguns
Sawnoff mostly, sometimes swapping to whatever the S12 shotgun is called in game.
>heavy weapons
Honestly don't have a favourite, I use them all pretty equally
>throwables
Sticky bombs, hilarious when stuck to a friends back and then have them go into passive and run up to people. Also works with cars.
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>>121443667
>>121444229
>>121445931
>Marc
Still waiting. What version of the game do you want? Steam? Give me your Steam ID, if that's the case.
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>>121454216
Which one do you have, black or green?
As far as I know, the green (either variant) is rarer as it was only available in early versions via the Israel/Palestine parachute-in-barbershop glitch.

Getting one is the hard part, but transferring one to another outfit is easy. The method of transferring it (last tested in 1.28/1.29 but should still work) is as follows:
>Save your duffel to any outfit
>Save the outfit you want to copy the duffel to
>Equip your duffel outfit
>Fly to a high altitude in your preferred air vehicle
>Bail out
>While freefalling, change to the other outfit with the M menu
>Pull your parachute
>Land
When you land, your duffel bag should reappear once your character takes off their parachute (or when you respawn if you ate shit on the landing). Go and save it in the nearest clothing store and you're done.
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>>121454559
My steam ID is Schellinkhout, but it's probably going to be months before I'm in a place where I can afford to build a rig that can run anything so you should hold off on getting me a copy.
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>>121436651
kek
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>>121454001
I should add speed lines and sonic rings.
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>>121455546
>GTAO Brazil update
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>>121454374
>He bought a PS4
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>tfw R* took away our CrewBlack privilege
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>>121456390
>tfw no vantablack paint in LSC
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Who here wants to play contact missions? Askin' ahead of time (about 8 hours early) because I know some of you guys have no life and only play this game 24/7 with a one minute break to jerk off
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>>121456781
>only have 4 cars that are still #00000
>Will never be able to use it on the new vehicles
crieyn
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>>121457242
>can still do it with menu
:^)
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>>121457286
What is this 'menu' you speak of?
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>>121457286
Does everyone in /gtag/ cheat?
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>>121457490
Nigger. I think that's a standard menu feature by now.

>>121457638
Pretty much. There comes a point you realize how much shit you're missing out for the dumbest reasons.
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Can you still do the Mask+Helmet+Glasses bug? Last time I tried it I couldn't get it to stick.
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>>121457638
>>121457835
>tfw you don't use any sort of menus/cheats and people still accuse you of hax
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>>121445793
at least I don't have to pay to play a "dead" game on a "dead" platform :^)
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>>121458031
I only use it for cosmetic purposes though. Never went flying, never went invincible, still standing strong since launch.
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Can you get the DLC you've missed with a menu?
Really want the guns and clothes
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>>121457951
You can. I've done it since lowriders.
It's not fully patched, but you need to be extremely quick at the soda machine now. The moment the can leaves your hand, mash M-Down-Enter-Down-Enter-Down-Enter and hope for the best.
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>>121458326
Tried that, guess I wasn't quick enough. Maybe I'll just make a macro for it.
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>>121458307
You'd have to find one with tunables, as you can't downgrade the game and go online anymore. I've only seen it done through CE these days, but CE gets you banned pretty fast.
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>>121457835
Nigger I have no idea what menu is everyone talking aboot
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>>121458385
That's what I'd recommend. It gives you literally less than a second to do it. Even with years of playing fighting games on KBM, it still usually takes me a few tries to pull off the mask+hat glitch.
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>>121458545
That's literally its name, anon. I'm not sure if the free version does it, but it should. If not, try Infamous.
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>>121446478
>What is your favourite of each weapon type?

Varies depending on my mood, also I like to vary the weapons I use between my two characters to mix it up. But:

>pistol
Vintage. Nice power, looks and sounds good.
>smg/lmg
Tommy Gun. Machine pistol is a new contender but the Chicago Typewriter is still the best.
>rifles
Chinese bullpup.
>snipers
Regular sniper, I don't tend to snipe much so it's usually fine.
>melee
Hatchet
>shotguns
Pump action
>heavy weapons
RPG
>throwables
Molotovs
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>>121458691
Shit spoonfeed me a goddamn link then because I can't seem to find it
I'm a dumb babby that wants to hackerbux
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>>121459291
>hackerbux
Don't even bother, shit is risky.
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>>121459407
I'm sorry but with shitty internet bellow the 'required' connection, I don't think I'll go pretty far doing heists and missions.
That and the game keeps throwing me off sessions
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>>121459040
>chicago typewriter
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>>121458543
How risky is this, senpai?
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>>121446478
>Pistol
>Using anything but the AP pistol
>Ever

>SMG
AP pistol
>Rifle
AP pistol
>Snipers
AP pistol or Heavy Sniper
>Melee
AP pistolwhip
>Shotgun
Autoshotgun or AP pistol
>Heavy Weapon
Welfare Launcher
>Throwable
Sticky bomb
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>>121459896
Risky, if you use infamous menu you can force the clothing on to yourself and then save the outfit, but you won't actually OWN the clothes, if you get me.
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>>121459896
Using Cheat Engine? Guaranteed ban. Like >>121459940 said, you can change your clothes and save it as an outfit, but you won't own them. As for a menu with tunables, no idea. Haven't seen any, so no clue about detection rates.
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>>121459858

Never played Payday. Was thinking more of this.
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Pls r8 no h8
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>go buy groceries irl
>get paid in GTA$
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>>121460904

Feels too pointy. Also, get ye some proper lighting.
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>>121461130
I thought they had a hard cut off on income gained?
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>>121461292
What do you mean?
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>>121438543
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>>121461386
I thought if you did a job you got paid more for going longer to a point;

Random numbers here, idk what they are ingame off the top of my head
>Do job
>Get paid a flat $5000
>Get paid extra for time spent up to, say, $10000 total after 10 minutes
>Staying in the mission past the 10 minutes mark gets you nothing extra

Or do you mean you're just literally AFking in a lobby of jobs while the host does them all
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>>121461510
pretty accurate representation of crossover drivers
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>>121461510
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>>121461561
Yeah just join some six player job like Titan or host it yourself.

There is literally no limit how long you can do it if you alt+tab or have second monitor. If you leave it be there is a risk the jobs end or something like that though usually if you host it's gonna roll forever. Too bad can't automatically set normal -> hard.
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>>121461619
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>>121454374
Well, when i got on last night, there was 1 guy in GTAG vg community playing gta, 5 in qt's GTAG community, its probably best to join his active one.
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>>121446478

>pistol
flare, because its fun

>smg/lmg
Combat MG, desu

>rifles
Advanced Rifle/Special Rifle

>Snipers
Heavy Sniper

>Melee
Baseball bat/crowbar/machete

>Shotguns
Assault shotgun

>Heavy weapons
RPG

>Throwables
Prox mine
>>
>tfw only 14 Fireworks left
I unironically use it as a ranged molotov and now I can't get more ammo for it, wat do.

I guess I can just use regular molotovs but it's such a pain to get them to go where you want in places with low ceilings.
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>>121461776
qt pls
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>>121461776
the lies
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>>121461776
>5 people
>active
>>
Timed out, can't load the session. Reutnring too single plkaoiye oreo;t;esssd
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>>121461776
Console is just dead. There's literally even just only 1 guy active in the /v/ community which has 700+ members.
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>>121462179
>>121462268
Nope, I'm a moderator in both of those groups, I approved a few of players requesting to join for GTAG VG and actually am surprised qts was more active. I'm guessing the ones that joined VG only came back for the update. could also be time of night, just saying what i saw. vg had 22 members iirc, only 1 was on, qt had 11, 5 on
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>>121463176
This is very nice meme, I give Ahwoooooooooooooooo out of woof
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>>121461510
Post the other NPC traffic where a truck does U-turn in front of speeding biker out of Zancudo tunnel.
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>Buy Marksman Pistol, assume it must be able to OHKO NPCs on bodyshots since it's fucking one bullet at a time
>It doesn't
>>
First it was the special crutch
Then it was the markmans rifle and special helm
After that it was the welfare launcher
Of course to compliment these shitter weapons rockstar had to add the kuruma and hydra the shit up the server by a phone call away
And now rockstar added the abilty to restock ammo from the interaction menu of course means shitters are going to nonstop spam the fuck explosives

I know this isn't a competitive shooter but come on for fuck sake does rockstar even play their game
All of this stupid shit breaks the game making it completely unfunded

>Can't do freeroam sessions with jet shitting everything up
> can't play gta race without someone using stickies as soon as weapons were unlocked
> can't play deathmatches without at least someone spamming
>player has called lester to locate everyone on his minimap
>player has called lester to locate everyone on his minimap
>player has called lester to locate everyone on his minimap
>player has called lester to locate everyone on his minimap
>player has called lester to locate everyone on his minimap
>player has called lester to locate everyone on his minimap
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great you crashed my fucking phone
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>>121464265
>Basic military jeep is a Pegasus vehicle
>Kuruma isn't
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>>121464267
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>>121464267
>Owning an iFruit
There's your problem.
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>>121446478
>pistol
The only pistol I ever really use is the Combat Pistol with a silencer (for the Humane Labs Deliver EMP). But the Marksman Pistol is probably the most fun.
>smg
Machine Pistol
>lmg
Combat MG
>assault rifles
Special Carbine
>rifles
Marksman Rifle
>melee
Antique Cavalry Dagger, but I rarely do melee
>shotguns
Assault Shotgun
>heavy
Minigun
>throwables
Sticky Bomb
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>>121460143
>>121459940
I actually did it, got a menu with tunables, got all the Valentines clothing and Independence clothing, Roosevelt and the USA bike, the monster truck didnt show up though.
Neither did any of the christmas stuff.
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>>121460143
>Using Cheat Engine? Guaranteed ban.

I've spawned a roosevelet with it, various holiday items and haven't been banned. But I might just be lucky
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>>121465915
From what I read R* has only banned people who mess with money and RP
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Hosting Pacific Standard.

IGN: DobeliusDobbe
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>>121466043
Must be the online viewable stats that is fucking people over then to be honest. There was a theory in another thread that there's a certain threshold for amount of money that can be 'picked up', and a limit of RP obtainable within a certain time period.
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>>121466797
ded crew
ed

c
r
e
w
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>>121466797
>get invite
>full
Welp.
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>>121467991
Try now.
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>>121468465
I'm the only one that's in :^)
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>>121468565
Get comfy and keep alt-tabbing to desktop because it's gonna be a long one.
>>
Need 2 lads for Prison finale

leave SC
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>>121468847
Didacking.
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>>121464019

But it does. Maybe not limb shots but for me it reliably OHKOs on all but heavily armored enemies.
>>
>>121468847
DobeliusDobbe.

Fuck it no ones joining Pacistan this time so why not help you.
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>>121436451
Requesting to join pc_gtag

Nick: proteinfolder
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>>121468970
I'd help you with Pacistan but I haven't played a heist in a few months, also don't know the latest trick if there are new ones
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>>121446478
>Pistol
Combat pistol
>shotgun
Pump action, fuck the rest minus the Saiga because 12G Slugs
>SMG/LMG
MP5/Combat MG
>Rifles
HK416
>snipers
L96
>heavy
Grenade launcher

>>121462143
Always keep at least one rocket, if some menukid drops ammo on you, you'll have max ammo again
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>>121468847
still need one, didacking seems to be not available
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T'was a good heist.
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>>121466997
Seems reasonably believable. How much time does it take for a ban to go in effect?
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>>121469472
Well I'm online, didn't get any invite.
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Now is time for memes.
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>>121446478
>pistol
pistol .50
>smg/lmg
combat mg or sweeper
>rifles
Chinese bullpup
>snipers
heavy sniper all day every single day
>melee
machette
>shotguns
sawed off in every situation
>heavy weapons
rpg
>throwables
Molotov's for insurance fraud
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Took us literally like an hour to do the bike escape because I'm a first time shitter. But we made it in the end.
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>>121469672
Load taking forever and then kicks me back to gta online lobby, if you get anyone else go with him.
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>>121446478
>pistol
Combat/Marksman
>smg/lmg
Combat MG
>rifles
Advanced
>snipers
Heavy/Marksmanshittergun
>melee
Hatchet
>shotguns
Musket
>heavy weapons
RPG
>throwables
Sticky bombs
>>
>>121468963
Do you play on Easy or something? Even in freemode gang attacks it takes two shots to anything but the head to kill, though one shot to the leg does seem to make people bleed out.
>>
>>121469783
Many roads lead to Rome
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>>121469949
its like the heavy sniper can either 1 hit kill or leave them at 90% depending on how far up in the chest you hit (provided they are over level 100)
>>
>>121453543
my SC is Ancgamer, im down to do all in order and criminal mastermind if your still looking for a group
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>>121465590
Which menu has it?
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This is not something we want in this crew.
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>>121473537
My bad lol was doing the free roam event.
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>>121473840
There is no excuse for the kuruma tho
baka
>>
I see people bitching about the Marksman rifle in here, is it OP for PVP or something? I only play in private games so I cant say Ive ever had any issues with it and it seems outclassed by other guns for shooting NPCs. In fact I wish I could take the scope off and use it as a regular rifle, itd be my favorite gun if you could blindfire it.
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>>121474057
that's exactly the problem, it takes no skill and everyone blindfires it
it's pretty much one step away from minigun tier faggotry
>>
Does wheel choice effect performance at all? I want to put Sport wheels on my T20 but I don't know if they will be worse than high end.
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>>121474174
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>>121474995
post ass
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>>121474995
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>>121474174
>blindfiring a sniper
But you cant. Unless you mean hipfire in which case yeah its got a stupidly good cone of fire.
>>
>>121475436
PS4 original resolution
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>>121436451
>dead general
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>>121475960
busy playing heists desu
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>>121476153
I want in senpai
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>>121475960
post rsc desu
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>>121476196
sorry m8, full
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>>121436746
kek

kurugii is officially a meme
>>
>>121476409
Waiting for the mothership?
Ayy lmao
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>>121476889
ur doing prison brek aren't u u cheeky little cunt
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>story mode still needs 20 minutes to start
what the fuck rockstar
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>>121473537
JUST
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>>121446478
>.50
>SMG
>Bullpup
>Heavy Sniper
>Combat Knife
>Pump Shotgun
>RPG
>Grenades
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>>121474865
Some people say that off road/suv/ other tires with smaller rims and more rubber go over bumps better, i havent noticed, if it does affect it will be in the realm of 0.1 seconds at most
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>>121480271
Feel like it might just be a placebo-like effect.
>>
>>121476409
Debbie please take that weave off, I miss your golden hairs
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Good morning GTAG PC crew!

How did you sleep last night?

How is that garage coming along?
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>>121446478
>pistol
combat pistol (regular pistol for cop RP)
>smg
smg
>rifles
both carbine rifles for range, advanced rifle for close, no 'scope' attachments
>snipers
heavy sniper (muh tail rotors)
suppressed sniper for rest
>melee
machete
>shotguns
pump action/heavy
>heavy
grenade launcher
>throwables
tear gas
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Even NPCs know what's up.
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>>121445635

If you are the heist host you get to select and assign roles for that.
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>>121480696
I wanna cuddle with you
>>
>>121480696
you are genuinely the most autistic person in this thread
i see you every day with your roleplaying ass
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>>121481690
>remove females
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>>121436451
>started in paleto bay 2 mins before time ran out with 0 passes
>end up with this
worship me
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Tunables updated including cues for

CELL_BENNY
CELL_AGBOSS
BOSS_END_TIME

TAUNT_LOCO

minivan2 = 0XBCDE91F0
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>>121481856
Nothing special.
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>>121480403
I think so, i couldnt see/feel any difference
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>>121481950
you're nothing special
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>all these "remove females" posts
>play a realistic female character for the GTA universe
>don't dress up like barbie doll
>don't roleplay
>just like playing a female character just because
>still written off

The 'tism is on both sides desu.
>>
>>121481941
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>>121480696
Please keep rping in the thread.
My garage?
Just got this new lamborghini....
>>
>>121481856
>82
I've gotten 140something.
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>>121482043
you gotta get that face herpes checked out
>>
>>121480696
post social club
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>>121482043
>claims to be realistic GTA female
>is not rping
anon atleast make up your mind
>>121482176
I started when there were 2 minutes and 35 seconds left in the challenge, I think I did pretty good all considering.
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>>121479691
its still fuckin loadin what the hell
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>>121475960
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>>121482180
>implying any female GTA protagonists wouldn't be socially inept, mute psychopaths with horrible skin, bruises all over, and probably hooked on multiple drugs.

>>121482271
>>>claims to be realistic GTA female
>>is not rping
>anon atleast make up your mind

Not RPing in the thread (or "RPing" in the online aspect. I do things that make sense for my character but chat is obviously entirely outside of that) or being weird/waifu about it.

I basically set out to make a female Claude/Jacket because Claude is literally the best GTA protagonist.
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'sup /GTAG/
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>>121482472
>claude is best GTA protag
>not Chop
ashamed
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>>121482091

Infernus?
>>
I was a highwayman
>>
>>121482684
Knawledge
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>>121482580
This leads me to a tangent.

GTA3 is literally my favorite in the series simply because of how tight and simple it is. Even if it's hokey as fuck plot-wise (well, with what little plot there is) it feels so much more focused.

GTAIV felt like a bit of a hassle, size-wise, for me, and GTAV honestly feels like it's simply too big. All those unused stores and buildings feels like such a huge fucking waste, and the general lack of side missions that you don't have to go hunting for feels utterly pointless.

What's the point in having such a huge open world if you don't use any of it? San Andreas's version of the state felt so much better IMO because even though the world was smaller, more of it was put to use.

I dunno this is probably something that was discussed to death on GTAIV/GTAV's release dates. I only just bought the game because I was waiting for any hype to truly die before I tried it out. I did the same with GTAIV and it made me look at the game much more critically than I would have otherwise.
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Time for some morning yoga GTAG PC crew!

I want you to be limber and healthy for tonight's car and fashion show.
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>>121482580

I drowned Chop in the pool
>>
>>121483038
Please post pics/webms of the car show for consolefriends
>>
>>121483038
post the nude one
>>
>>121482691
along the coach roads I did ride...
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Praise the morning sun!

And be sure to breathe...breathe....and were done!

Good job GTAG PC crew.
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>>121483038
you mean fireworks show
>>
>>121483038
>>121483063
man are you this desperate you have to samefag
it says your ip right there
>>
>>121482971
I'm literally just fucking with you, though I prefer IV and V because the story is actually halfway decent.
Grand theft auto IV was the first Gta game where I went and played the story because I wanted to see what was going to happen.
V wasn't as great but it's a definite uphill effort.
Every Gta game before was played like any kid plays Gta - find shotgun, kill people, repeat
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>>121483232
damn you got me
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I always like to start off with a little bit of free weights to really get the pump going. Not too much, us girls want to keep our figures and not look like muscle men.
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>>121483414
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>>121445635
>>
>>121483414
can you please get a trip?
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>>121483361
Oh yeah no I agree, I feel like GTAV is one game I actually want to beat the story of just because Michael and Trevor are so compelling even if Trevor is written like a kid was let into the writing room.

Michael is such an explosively good character, who goes from Max Payne to "your dad" to psychopath within a lunch break and I absolutely love it. What he does makes so much fucking sense for the position he's in and he's just so well-done. I REALLY LIKE his character.

My point is more about the worlds though. I prefer GTA3 LC just because I know where I am and what I'm doing at all times and everything feels alive and like it has a point. Whereas in GTAIV it was just row after row of brownstones that I really couldn't distinguish between. I mean, I never spent any damn time in Alderney outside of missions because it was just another samey, empty city.

That and GTAIV's driving blew boat people so hard that I couldn't just go for a fun drive.
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>>121483038
>>121483217
>>121483414
DDP yoga lmao faggot
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I miss the old GTAG PC crew symbol.

there is a war right now on the Social Club between the hierarchy for control and power. They are fighting a viscous crew emblem war, and our rides are the victims of this god awful tragedy.

R.I.P. in peace No Fun Allowed crew symbol.

You had a good run lil' buddy.
>>
>>121483605

On a side note, I love Franklin the most because I love interracial porn and I like to imagine Franklin having a girthy 10 inch penis. I hated Ashley though, I wish you had the option to kill her.
>>
>>121484118
No Fun in 30 minutes
>>
>>121484118
I have a Werrener too, derby looking one and the emblem was perfect for it. The new emblem looks too basic and kinda ruined the theme of the car.
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>>121484118
memes will win the battle for crew emblem control
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>>121480271
>>121480403
I remember back at launch when I first rolled into LSC I thought they would have differnt traction and handling, boy what a disappointment.
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>>121483605
your ugly ass character's head looks like a squished basketball you fucking loser
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>>121483414
>>121483217
>>121483038
post social kek
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>>121484118
Old one was shit and a stale old meme, emblem should be anime or something interesting
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So wait, let me get this straight

Are Blater and some other nigger just switching leadership of the crew every 6 hours?

What the fuck is this
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>>121483063
>I downed Chop in the pool
Edgy
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>>121484318
The upside down one is 9/11
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>>121484605
Yea, it's edgy

what about it?
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>>121484118
no fun was best emblem of all time
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>>121484681
I was just making sure you understood that having an edge means you're going to cut yourself.
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>>121484563
What?
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>>121484140
except you can kill Ashley. you can just fucking mow her down the second you get control of Trevor, she stands there crying for like a whole minute

plus she dies in the plot anyway lol try harder
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>>121484843

It's people like you who take the fun out of video games because you faggots cry over polygons. If you don't know the difference between reality and video games than you don't belong in gaming period.
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>>121480696
get a new fucking outfit
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>>121485041
The only person crying here is you.
I just let you know you were edgy, and what being edgy entails.
Much love babbyfriend.
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>>121484829
Except it sucked
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>>121485197
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dlc_mpApartment:/common/data added

Apartment DLC Confirmed
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>>121485503
step it up familia
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what the fuck is this shit?
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>>121485575

I only post about GTA5
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>>121485503
Haha, funny doggo sleep on ketchup puddle :)
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>>121485751
looks like a phone

>>121485781
>shitposting about only one subject
so you're edgy and boring.
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>>121485557
Week old news.
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>>121485869

Post something fun and off topic then.
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post qts NOW
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>>121486070
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>>121485997
I did, you said you only posted about GTA5.
>>121486070
Coquette2fast2becute
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>>121485902
The last time before today that the tunables and native scripts were updated was the day the Halloween Surprise unlocked. This is basically confirmation that all the leaked content is likely legit.
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>>121485751
You can change the background from phone settings.
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>>121486070
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>>121486426

qtiest desu
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>>121482043
>not doing both
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>>121482043
That's female?
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Fresh anti console from something that's been on four consoles.
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I love killing dogs in single player. They need to put them online.
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>>121487062

kill yourself
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>>121486070
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I'm so incredibly stoned I forgot we were on a heist for 5 minutes

t. widdly
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>>121487416

>>121484563
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>>121488115
rofl PS4 is literally full of faggots.

look at that guy in the background like "what the fuck did I get myself into?"

Hes probably one of the ones who came to PC recently.
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>>121488441
edgy
>>
tell me, have you EVER encountered a gtag crew member in a race/mission lobby?
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>>121488441
kek
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>>121488739
Yes, several times faggot.
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>>121488739
Only once. It was a few months back.
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>>121439382
>>121439027
any footage or review cause its closed beta
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so, do you regret getting them?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A3l3YcxcCR
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>>121486281
Slower than a stirling gt.
Its only faster than the futo and blista
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>>121490838
never the strange

that engine sound is worth it
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>>121490838
Only regret the lurcher
>>121491219
Dyskexia pls go
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so has rockstar completely given up on moderating this game? I've been using a fun menu for almost 3 weeks now abusing the fuck out of every session I join and still no bannu let alone warning
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>>121491597
>PC
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>>121491597
which one? More and more tempted every day
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>>121486187
would fuck/10
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>>121491868
Infamous
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>>121491597
it's old gen December all over again.

They can't do anything. If they do anything it'll be next update damage control. Redrafting bank accounts, and adding better dll injection detection, banning specific client side scripts from being used online. Hopefully that means no more mass server explosions.


tbqh scripthook was a stupid filter.
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>>121491859
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>>121492562
basically sums it up
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>>121492562
so you're saying xbone is the best version?
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>>121492383
how they're so bad at this? It's mind-boggling really. It's not like R* is some small literally who company
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>>121491859
>tripfags
into the filter it goes
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i was hit in the very first ban wave they did (im a cheating faggot i know) and i got a 2 week ban and told i was a naughty boy, i thought fair's fair and whatnot and did not cheat after the ban and played as usual
eventually i drifted away from the game and moved onto other things today i tried to play online to mess around with the new content and i was told i was banned, hadn't played the game in months and hadn't cheated since my ban wtf rockstar
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<stat Name="YACHTPREFERREDAREA" Type="int" SaveCategory="0" online="true" profile="false" Owner="script" characterStat="true" Comment="Yacht Position" />
<stat Name="PEGASUSYACHTVEHICLE" Type="int" SaveCategory="0" online="true" profile="false" Owner="script" characterStat="true" Comment="Implement Pegasus spawns for helipad and jetski bay on yacht" />
<stat Name="PAYTIER_GOON1" Type="int" SaveCategory="0" online="true" profile="false" Owner="script" characterStat="true" Comment="tiered hourly goon payments stats" />
<stat Name="PAYTIER_GOON2" Type="int" SaveCategory="0" online="true" profile="false" Owner="script" characterStat="true" Comment="tiered hourly goon payments stats" />
<stat Name="PAYTIER_GOON3" Type="int" SaveCategory="0" online="true" profile="false" Owner="script" characterStat="true" Comment="tiered hourly goon payments stats" />
<stat Name="YACHT_DEFENCE_SETTING" Type="int" SaveCategory="0" online="true" profile="false" Owner="script" characterStat="true"
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>>121494114
like I said you can have NPCs on your boat to protect it

>hourly
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It has yacht specific Pegasus Vehicles
It has a helipad and jetski bay
You choose the spawn location
You can hire "goons" to defend it
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>>121494114
>"tiered hourly goon payments stats
huh
noice I guess?
wonder if that's yacht only
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>>121492818
I don't think you realize how jewish R* actually is.

Doesn't ask valve for anti-cheat support
Doesn't ask punkbuster for anti-cheat support.
Realizes everyone and their mother has a fucking trainer months into release.
Let's just ban those guys r-right that'll fix the problem. Surely the remaining player base aren't nearly as smart as the people smart enough to install mods.
Now they realize not as many people are playing the game anymore, and those who are have menus installed and several millions if not billions in cash with t20bonds as a backup.


Hopefully this next update will feature an actual anti-cheat. It really wouldn't fix the damage done, but an entire cloud nuke would.
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>>121494982
So what do people do? Just drop a 40mil bag and just buy T20's, get banned for 2 weeks then sell all the T20's after their bank is wiped?
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>>121495210
Yes
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What's the point of playing this if your weapons get taken and you get blown up out of nowhere?
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>>121495210
1 week m8, it's only 1 week for the first time
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>>121495210
yep. old gen did the same thing just with chrome max'd out adders.
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>>121495343
>Playing on PC
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>>121488739
Unfortunately, yes.
It seems most of Gtag kind of blows at the whole cover thing.
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>>121495412
Oh shit I thought it was 2 for the first time.
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>>121491154
>pic is of coquette out-accelerating supercar
>b-but it slower
>>
I just had a Heist glitch out like crazy (you know how sometimes you join Rooftop Rumble but the mission is totally different and it says hijack the truck or the objective is from another mission) and during Humane Labs it said the objective was "Protect the Mysterious Object"

Not sure what's going on but they are updating all kinds of files right now.
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>>121496504
sure it is buddy
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>>121495210
>be me
>find modderbro
>leave him alone for half hour to see if he's a shitter or not
>during this process pretend to be looking for a specific non high end vehicle
>seem to be giving up, stumble onto modder
>ask him to spawn you the car
Most of the time they'll do it just to get you out of their hair, and it seems to work better than moneybags
>store car in garage
>swap sessions
>sell car
9/10 modders will spawn a fully upgraded and expensively customized car
That's how I launder money, I'm mostly a fair player so more excessive things kind of grind on me.
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>>121496758
It is though. Osiris has a better top speed but my coquette is fully upgraded from armor to transmission. LSIA doesn't have enough straight for top speed to be hit consistently if going in the figure 8 we were.
"Faster" but not quicker.
>akuma is quicker than any car in the game
>adder is still fastest (last I checked)
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>>121497430
sure it is buddy
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>>121497681
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>>121490838
Grew already bored of them when we could spawn them with menus after the Lowrider DLC when Halloween wasn't even released.

>m-muh limited time only
Doesn't change it that they are two half mill shit vehicles which are just waste of space.
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What a shitty general.
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Why is the Vintage Pistol so shit in the game?
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>>121496504
The car is garbage.
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>>121500108
The only time pistols are shit is when you can't get headshots.
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>>121500362
ur mum is garbage
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>>121500108

I like it.
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>>121436451
blacked out tail-lights/head-lights when?
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Was checking out the character model in first person. Most of the stances actually look decent, I like the three step hip/shouldered/sighted stances.

Then this happened.
>>
Dead crew.

Dead game.

Dead general.


JUST
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>>121502252
>dead crew
yeah okay
>>
>tfw you get paired up with a competent random during a heist set up and everything goes flawlessly
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>>121502520
>shit that never happens
>>
Anyone on ps4 want to help out with a movie I'm making? Need like 10 or so people, all you gotta do is dress up like a Slav and do Slav shit, like hit each other, dance, and squat. And then let me now you all down.
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>tfw getting bullied by randoms in missions because you ride a Faggio
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>>121503182
>10 people
>ps4
well, good luck with that m8
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PS3bro again,

I've got one more question, since no YouTube video seems to answer this directly. Once I've transferred my character, will any of the facial features/heritage/etc. carry over or do I essentially have a blank slate? It looks like race carried over, but I don't know about anything else.
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>>121503504
>dick out in freeroam in fun but not very good vehicle
>join a race
>after a race or two end up in contact mission with your useless ride
>
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>>121503590
I should add that every customization puts the marker at the center, which leads me to assume that only heritage carries over. Am I wrong about this?
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>>121503590
It'll transfer everything over but you probably will spend a while changing your face so it shouldn't matter.
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>>121503937
Just change appearance of your character you shitcunt or do you want me to post a picture of my toe. YOU NEET SCUM.
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>>121504095
I've already begun to understand what you mean. I made some changes, but they're all very minute since I only wanted to get rid of the bruise on my face.

Thanks, brother.
>>
How are you supposed to set up rich peds

I'm bored as fuck and just got Infamous.
>>
anyone up to doing the prison break heist? sc is ancgamer
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>>121505693

f4 -> world

Rich Peds is towards the bottom
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>>121503504
>Picking "le funni slo scooter" for missions
>Not expecting to get bullied for being that retard who gets to the objective after everyone has already done all the work
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What does /gtag/ think? I've been trying to copy the 2016 Viper ACR but most options aren't available
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>>121503504
Kawaii what did you expect?
>faggio riders
worse than bikefags and kurumafags
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>>121506372
Should I do it in survival or just run around killing peds in a private lobby?
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>>121506649

What is an acceptable vehicle? All I tend to see are either Kurumas or supers. Supers are dull.
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>>121508535
Sultan.
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What is your favorite bike GTAG PC?
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>>121508535
Literally anything else.
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>>121508535
futo is love futo is life
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>>121508535
you can always meet a shitter who will ram anything that's not kuruma but generally any decent driving car is ok. I usually go with Z-Type and never heard a bad word about it.
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>>121509475

Dilettante?
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>>121509826
Yes, even that would be a better choice than a Faggio.
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>>121510034

No jokes, I actually like the Dilettante for the fact that it runs completely silently when it's running on electrics.

I get the idea though. I'll use something actually decent for missions.
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>>121510379
the coil runs silently all the time, and despite being super I don't think it's actually shitter-tier car.
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>>121508535
Drive what you love. Love makes it great.
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>>121510720
meant voltic, shit
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>>121510797
No amount of love will ever make the Faggio great.
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Are we doing the meet up today?
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>>121511001
one guy is
everyone else will be doing other stuff
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What's the secret behind being gud in on-foot combat? I'm pretty sure I die way more often than I should
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>>121512401
Play CSGO, you'll learn in that game to adapt and over come
Use skill you learn from CSGO in gtao
worked for me

else, use DMR and strafe
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>>121512401
Shoot people until they die.
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>>121512401
after a though, note to self:
>learn to change weapons with number keys and not that dreadful wheel
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>>121507139
>bikefags
>implying people who ride motorcycles aren't the first ones to arrive always

Anyone who rides a bike in LS is already a good rider and never crashes on their own. Bikes wreck when other retards in missions smash into them.

Bikes are the fastest, most efficient way of ground transportation in the game.
>>
>kurugii rides second man on a bike in the finale
>gets cops to shoot us
>dies again and again

why is this incompetent ugly nigglet in our crew again?
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>>121509428
The answer is obvious.
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>>121513846
Kurugii fucks shit up on purpose, you should know that by now, and remember it before heisting with him.
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The great dilemma, which one is currently the best?
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>>121514278
Have you seen what he looks like? I'm surprised he hasn't shot up a school
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>>121514639
Still the AP pistol.
>>
>>121514639

>accuracy

>fire rate

>power
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>>121514869
>tfw agreeing with a qt post

SEND
HELP
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Real men love their women every day of the month.
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>>121515249
>Performing oral on a woman
Top kek
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>>121514639
Uzi on the move, but BTFO by the MP5
AP pistol blows Uzi out of the water
Tec9 is shit, but its better than uzi

in car: AP > Tec9 > MiniUzi
on foot: AP > MiniUzi > Tec9
In a helicopter: Combat MG
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>>121515212
Not me posting that.
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>>121514639
I think the pistol reloads faster than the other two, or is it just my impression?
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>>121508184
survival

peds only drop 2k each
killers in not cop survivals drop anywhere between 5$ to 9600$
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>>121513846
don't you act like you didn't die either.
i was there

you are all shit
>>
>>121514639
tec-9 and the ap pistol

throw the uzi in the trash
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It just isn't right
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>>121518921
>throw the uzi in the trash
I wish I could.
>>
>>121518931
remove the white square
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>>121519114
I did in the end, if it was transparent it wouldn't be that bad
>>
>>121519429
>crew has the ability to have any image they want
>every crew icon made looks like a 13 year old made it.

step up desu
>>
>>121507128
noice
>>
>>121519743
Then why don't you make and submit one kuck
>>
>>121515536
wow my shoulder is in that pic
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>>121520283
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I need more lads
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>>121518115
>not cop survival
So like the sandy shores ones?
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>>121521508
anything that is not railyard or maze bank I think
>>
>>121521418
SFM when
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>>121521418
her head looks like it was copy pasted onto someones body

0/10
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why is literally 80% of PC GTAG playing female characters when they're guys in real life.
they just play dressup all day what the fuck
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>>121522225
>I literally cannot stop talking about the females in GTAG
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>>121522225
>playing as a male

what a twink
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>>121521727
Aight, thanks family
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>>121522225
>implying im not an mtf
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>>121522225
people wont listen
i try to want everyone but its to late
everyone play female now rip gtag
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>>121521418
More what?
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>>121522947
>>121521418
BACK OFF
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>>121523268
No, she was my waifu first. You back off.
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>>121522225
real men characters will rush and defend them at all costs
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But T BABY!
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>>121522225
>female
:x
I sexually identify as heavy sniper.
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>>121440867
how do you get the musket? cant seem to find that shit.
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>>121522225
>wow why does a band of attention whoring circlejerkers just play dress up and pretend to be girls

Quite the idiot aren't you anon?
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>>121523595
im at least going to watch
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>>121523897
KEKold
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>>121523897
Okay
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>>121523787
this t b h
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Post your characters
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>>121522225

I like to play dressup. It is fun for me to do. I like the outfit combinations and making new looks. There are so many combinations to control your avatar.

I also like to shoot things and blow them up. I like to mod cars and drive them without crashing them.

Who cares?

Some people like to snipe, some like to fly, some people like the minigames like parachuting or arm wrestling, golf, tennis, some people like the pvp, some like open world free roam mayhem, some like driving boats in the ocean, some like to go diving, some like driving a jetski down the rapids, some people like to rob stores and banks, some people like to roleplay, some like motorcycles, some people like to cruise around, some people like to do BMX stunts, some people like to do missions.

Just because someone doesn't like the same things does not give you the right to put down the events in game that they do enjoy.

That is something that a yid would do. So please stop acting like one.
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>Female characters is the new thing to hate
Any bets on what next month will be about?
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>>121522225
Because I love her desu.
let me guess >her
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>>121524380
I should play more on Vanilla again, he's not getting any love.
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>>121522225
I wanted to take a break from having a male character, but when I went to go back to having a male I couldn't change genders anymore. Now I'm stuck with a female character.
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>>121524380
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>>121524514
Whatever Rockstar's new meme car is.
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>>121524514
ftm
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>>121524380
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>>121524993
>>
can i get invite to pc and regular gtag crew? sc is ancgamer
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>>121522225
It's a habit from old shooter games where the female models would have slightly smaller hitboxes.
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>>121525463
Someone kicked you. What did you do? Who c u c k e d you?
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>>121525736
i killed an anon while drivng around around in my fagged out karuma. was doing the drive by random event in free roam lol
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>>121525736
>killed buddy
>warned him if he killed another crew
>goes on and kills two
>gets instakicked
shit went better than expected even though I wanted to kick his ass

>>121525463
>thinking you're going to get into gtagvg, I suggest GTA Community, they're a friendly bunch.
>>
Pump action or bullpup? I feel like I don't want to carry both and they look similar stats-wise.

>>121522225

Hey, be fair, I play dress up with my male character too.
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>>121524701
>>121524993
>dudes with makeup
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>>121526363
>>121525389
Stay nice :^)
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>>121526057
I recived no warning. and like i said i was mainly trying to do the random event. Would be cool if i was given the chance to repent for my faggotry.
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>>121526534
Sell your kuruma, post webm of it and hope you've repented enough
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>>121522225
>literally 80%
On PC, 95+% is more accurate.
I've played every gen and I found that there are more actual girls that play consoles.
There are also girls who play male characters.
And more than you would think I bet.
I'm sure you can see why, with the shit a girl often gets just for trying to play a game like it should be played.
Not to defend the obvious attention whores or say that it isn't ever the case.
I choose to play a guy in most online games literally for a more "regular" experience while playing.
I'm not sensitive or easily offended at all, so I find sexist jokes and other prepubescent remarks slightly funny, more or less.
There's more than enough members in this crew to assume that i'm not the only one.
A guy could never pull of creating such a sexy male character.
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>>121526534
>i received no warning.
I have witnesses who actually died because of you
also
>killing crew over some shitty event

I clearly said "shoot crew once more and you're getting insta kicked"
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>>121520760
tfw that deluxor didn't even have booze
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>tfw
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>>121526926
>there are more actual girls that play consoles.
This. Consoles are more appealing to girls because of their popularity and ease of access.
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>>121527221
>>
>/gtag/ gets its first legit female in the crew
>whiteknighting and people against whiteknights in never ending whinefest
just like an mmo guild it will kill /gtag/ because everyone will get tired of the bickering
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>>121528039
>legit girl

kek
>>
New shitter here. Playing with no friends sucks. Any crews I can join?
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>>121526926
True
hand and gtag timestamp bby
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>>121528231
did you happen to read the original post?
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>>121528703
It said post first.
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>>121526926
SC?
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>>121436451

What's the fastest way to rank up in online? I'm 84, I want dat sweet sweet RPG but I feel like running heists over and over is taking forever
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>>121529112
Just had to send an invite and post your SC.
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>>121528304
Done

>>121529218
SC: BasicTrash
I haven't been on in like a week because i'm tired and lazy after work.
I might be on in a few hours or whatever.
Adding is fine, I'm always down to play.
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>>121529112
PC or PS4?
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>>121529571
london?
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>>121529764
At least if you're going to do it, then do it right.

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N---O---D---N---O---L---O---N---D---O---N
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>>121529607
PC.
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>>121529571
Respect
i'm gonna add
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>>121529571
looks like me brother nails
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>>121529898
no crew killing and no kurumas allowed
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>>121529571
Babbycakes?
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>>121526926
>A guy could never pull of creating such a sexy male character.

But that's a big lie. I was able to make such a thing, and I'm not gay or a girl

I'm actually big poppa pump
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>>121529571
it begins
you have brought ruin upon us
remove females from gtag before its to late
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>>121531126
>not even 2cool4u
>sexy
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>>121527091
>This tryhard crew shit
The whole point of making a crew here was so that we could all get together and play gta easier. it's not your personal fucking cushion fort you autistic cunts.
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>>121531126
pretty good for a black character
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>>121531304
What begins?
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>>121531342
I usually dress up to get the qts, not buy a eCola
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>>121531431
You know, I have come out and said the same this last week, but I still chuckle hearing you say this, then remembering that "SV was kicked from the crew" screenshot.
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>>121524380
how do you get modded car for the online?
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I'm being stalked and killed by a npc in a fucking jet.

I've tried a few different sessions, including a private one, and within a few minutes there's the damn jet flying over ahead and then death. Over and over again. It's raping my bank account.

What the fuck is going on
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>>121529764
My dad is from London. He's from Rochester.
He's actually visiting there right now.
I live in 'Murica.

>>121529924
Good

>>121529964
Your brother takes care of his nails? Wow
Tell that girl to "man" up.

>>121530361
Who is that? It's probably not me.

>>121531126
Not bad at all.
saving/10, gg nice chocolate man.

>>121531304
You know that tag on mattresses that says "do not remove". Yeah, I did.
I'm tough and edgy, and not to be messed with.
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>>121531875
jihad is KoS
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>>121529571
WITNESSED
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>>121531667
I don't ask anyone to do anything. The crew is there I made because you were all complaining about not having a crew and noone else could be bothered to make one so I did it first. The only reason there are multiple crews is because of memes.

We SHOULD have all used the same crew from the start instead of splitinger the vg base with pointless drama.

As for anyone being a cunt. I hardly if ever moderate or do anything other than make sure teh crew exists and people can join BUT as I am the one who was the only person willing to put any actual effort and time into doing so I reserve the right to NOT have people in said crew who are disruptive and abusive constantly for months on end for no good reason.
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Forgive me senpai for i have sinned

http://webm.land/media/M4Nh.webm
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>>121532365
>oops, this member has already been invited

Don't do that shit again, t b h.
>>
>Join mission lobby with randoms
>Some guy with a pony club tag joins
>Type in chat "Pony? lol what a faggot."
>He leaves the lobby
Felt good desu
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>>121532663
ofcourse and thank you.
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>>121532365
For a second I thought you were going to do something bad with the kuruma.
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>>121458385
>>121458326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IgvMnn1gx4
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>>121529571
Grill
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>>121531975
>dat filename
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>>121533203
lol i was going to damage it till it would sell for 300$.but didnt want a crap quality webm.
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>>121531875
Did you try quitting out and getting back on?
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>>121529232

please help
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>>121524380

>>121535689
I havent done the math but im thinking some fast random missions maybe or lamar missions. That one custom deathmatch where everyone is in a pipe shooting fish in a barrel is probably pretty fast exp if you are actually good at killing people, but would probably feel pretty laborious.
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>>121531975
>These aren't my glasses.
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>>121535689
Fuck grinding heists, play some slasher or something.
Some stuff like hasta la vista is fun and gives out decent xp.
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>>121537262
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K7uFw01zkd

If you're travelling to the north country fair
Where the winds hit heavy on the borderline
Remember me to the one who lives there
For she once was a true love of mine

Please see for me if she remembers me at all
Oh a million times i've hoped and I've prayed
In the darkness of my nights
In the brightness of my days

So if you're travelling to the north country fair
Where the winds hit heavy on the borderline
Remember me to the one who lives there
For she once was a true love of mine
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>>121539358
okay
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>>121526363
>thinking it's possible to make a feminine female
>feminine males are more attractive in game than females
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>>121539959
Sure, if you're gay.
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>>121531471
mfw minty and his son are separated
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>>121540153
>separated
him leaving for cigarettes 10 years ago doesn't count as separated
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>>121537973
If my helmet/mask comes off, you'll see my face which is also a skeleton.
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>>121540054
it's been proven by science fool.
there is no way to make an attractive female.

3 years later and everyone finally gave up.
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>>121497136
Easiest $120k I ever made was finding a horde of fully modded Futos outside LSC; it'd be nice if you could sell more than one stolen car a day, considering the title of the game...
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>>121540595
ONCE UPON A TIME
LONG LONG AGO
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>>121540421
Something like this huh?
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>>121440694
what am i supposed to be seeing other than the awful t-shirt?
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>>121440694
Is that one of the band members of savages?
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>>121540509
You know what else is proven by science? Being attracted to men is gay.
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>>121540153
I still cry

good thing my jewish esse homie still hangs around
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>>121541741
I miss you, son. Don't forget all the things I taught you like where's your balaclava? is that a snapback? s m h where's your fitted didn't raise my boy to do this lawdy lawd
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>>121529232
grind trash talk with a buzzard/savage
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>>121529232
back in the day you used to only get like 1/4 - 1/3 bar for doing trash talk in the lv 80 range and now they give you a full one
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>>121529232
Survivals at early ranks.
heists at higher ranks
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>>121542198
fuckin old nigga still trynna teach sum shit

go fix that ugly beard of yours and let me stay SEXY for dem qts

Families 4 Lyfe my nigga
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>>121526926
That guy has a head like ten kilos of cheap brick. That said it's probably the creator's fault and you were going for more of a Stirling Archer look.
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>>121542643
where the beautiful women at

because that's where my son at. stay alpha
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>>121531126
If the subtle Hispanic ancestry was intentional, 10/10. If you were trying for a total negro you done fucked up.
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>>121542926
around using my jackets
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>>121524380
Meet Louis.
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>>121543407
6/10, the hair and brow structure look too much like every other generic running around.
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>>121543637
Louis is not amused.
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>>121543131
I went with a black fella that could use any outfit and look good on it.

I just wanted a good looking black character.
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>>121450367
Which platform? PS4 GTAG has Green, Robo, Language, and Lunch all from Aus. We operate pretty well too.
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>>121540873
Also some brains
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>>121542813
I don't see the whole brick thing.
It doesn't make sense really since the face is literally all we customize.
Does your character look any good?
Post 'em
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>>121544484
>green photobombing everything
what a attention whore
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>>121524380
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>>121549170
>>
What's the best normalcore car in the game?

I'm fond of Primos, Oracles, and Intruders.
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>>121549462
Futo
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>>121549462
intruder
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>>121438543
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>>121549462
Oracles, Oracle XS. For extra normalcore go to a Sentinel, as they're based off the 3 series bmw.
I currently have all 4 of my 2 car garages full with ubermacht/benefactor cars.
I like the primo but hate it, intruders are fun but slow.
The Asea is a fun car, Premier as well.
Penumbra can be riced to hell
Bollokhan Prarie for that classic tiburon feel
Karin BeeJay XL if SUVs are your thing, alternatively Bravado Gresley.
unCustomized Sultans, though you might as well get an Asterope if that's the case.
Stratum, Habanero.
>tfw you like too many cars
5th property when
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>>121549831
>That guy closing his eyes right before exploding
Gets me every time.
>>
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GOOKS ON PC?
>>
>>121553049
they invented computers
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>>121553397
lelr
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>>121553397
I WISH THEY INVENTED REGION FILTERS.
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>>121484843
>>121485197
>>121524380
>>121526926
How do you get really well positioned screenshots like this with such high quality?
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>>121554078
PC does what
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>>121549831
>every heist setup ever.webm
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>>121554078
Good angles, proper settings, image cropping are things to consider.
It can still look great regardless of compression.
There's also Rockstar Editor for easy camera angles but that's not even a requirement for a good screenshot.
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>>121461619
Except when you're in missions, at which point you could drop a bus on him and he'd shrug it off.
>ballas/vagos wear Type IV body armour everywhere they go
>merryweather experimenting with personal force shield technology
>generic mafiosos literally cyborgs
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>>121540153
>still posting this tranny trash
>anno domini 2015
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>>121461619
Are you stupid? You were wearing a helmet, he wasn't.
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>>121554078
A mixture of angles, decent settings, and pressing the print screen key 6-8 times for a single screenshot
first person mode, though the FOV is terrible
I have focus effects on as well which makes things i'm not focused on camera-wise blur.
Like brosham said, rockstar editor, but it can be a little trickier to do it that way.
I record all of my races for usage in webms, as such, I don't have much spare space to randomly start recording when I'm running around and think it'd make a good screenie.
Pause menu->settings->display-> turn minimap and hud off for screenshots.
You want to wait for chat to fade, or go into a private session.
If you use a gamepad, use your mouse to angle your screens.
Don't be afraid to take multiple shots from the same angle with minor variations, like wheel angle.
Scenery should complement your colors - if you can't find scenery to do that, it's a good hint that your color is -not- optimal for any usage.
Also, late reply
>>121513801
>bikefags
>implying people who ride motorcycles aren't the first to die to a tragic traffic accident
get fucked.
>anyone who rides a bike
except this faggot was in a faggio.
>good rider and never crashes
horse shit
>Bikes wreck when other retards in missions smash into them.
You have a crotch-rocket that, as you said, should be outpacing me to the objective, so why aren't you?
>Fastest
Except their top speed is 152 miles per hour for the fastest, which is still slower than the top speeds of multiple cars.
>efficient
It's a real efficient way to die without ever firing a shot or getting shot at, that's about it.
As it sits, if you want to ride your bike to a mission with more than one other person, you don't deserve to cry. Just like anyone who brings a 2-door to a 6 man job then gets angry when the rest of the team shows up piecemeal, when you could have transported everyone all-together with a single Granger or two 4 door anythings.
Bikefags are garbage for any reason other than fun.
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>>121555823
Damn
>>
I'm glad I left the crew because all this drama about people playing female characters is retarded
>>
>>121558158
This doesn't make sense, as you are still in the thread, and that is where the drama about this is. It is thread shitposting, not in game.
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>>121558158
But the only place there's any drama about this "issue" is in the general.
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>>121436451
>playing contact mission with randos
>starts
>2 get in supercar and blast off
>run to my car
>last one there so I guess I'm not driving
>it's cool
>as I get to car, it drives off
>I guess they didn't need me
>set vehicle access to "nobody"
>request personal vehicle delivery
>drive by rest of team
> finish mission with bros in super before rest of the team catches up
Daily reminder to not be a shitter
>>
>>121558158
if they removed the female characters there would be no drama
it wont happen because half of crew is girl
really sad
>>
Alright, so how do I use Infamous quietly enough to not get the week of boot?
>>
>>121557819
In my experience ive only had minor collisions on my bike when in a mission, unless some super duper kiddo or kuruma fag hit me.
Whenever i use a four door vehicle in a mission no one gets in
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>>121559012
Just blow everyone up. Nobody gives a fuck faggot.
>>
>>121559075
I meant to get cash, assclown.
>>
>>121557819
Not arguing your points on bikes, but you're implying that players EVER get in anything but their own personal vehicles unless some kurumababby insists everyone rides with them.
>>
>>121549462
Intruder is really good, if you want a bit higher end the ubermacht zion is great.
Also the karin asterope is pretty nice, the sin roof makes it 10 times better
>>
>>121559208
>zion
Mah nigga. It's not super fast, or super sporty, but that car is just so NICE to drive.
>>
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Did i do good ?
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>>121559387
Not so sure on the blue tyre profile, but the rest is very nice.
>>
>>121559387
your car looks like trailer park t-shirt
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Scary ?
>>
>>121559751
That haircut is
Also how are you in michael's house in online
>>
>>121523834
Musket and tommy gun were limited time only.
>>
>>121526351
Bullpup has a higher ammo capacity
>>
>>121559879
I backed out of a shitty custom deathmatch
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>>121559017
I've played since september 2013, aside from real life actual shitters, bikefags killing themselves in traffic consist of atleast 1/4 of my setup failures.
I couldn't tell you how many times it's failed contact missions or left me alone against the cops, but rest assured it was often enough for me to ignore motorcycles completely when it came to picking vehicles.
And I won't argue that point for pick-up-randoms that you stick with for a single mission.
However, when you get a lobby together that consistently does jobs (10+) in a row, and well, good players tend to congregate towards the best driver (which, 6/10 I am).
>iRacing
I rarely play with randoms anymore though, and I am quite literally the designated driver/pilot for my heist crew/contact mission group.

>>121559170
See above.

>>121559325
According to the spreadsheet in the OP, it actually ran the fastest lap in the Coupes class.
>tfw own two

>>121559387
Disgusting.
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>>121559325
Its the fastest coupe, handling isand its the closest to elliot rodgers bmw
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>>121559170
I frequently get sick of driving and will actively wait until someone gets into a car during a heist.

Then I browse my phone (either in game or IRL, depends on my mood) until we get there.
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>>121560379
Oh, the oll emoji didnt get posted
>>
If someone has the Pogo mask they're a guaranteed shitter
y/n
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>>121560898
Either great or 0/10 maximum shit
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>Another shitty film clip competition

Monthly reminder that last time R******* picked this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlQopckqtxo

Over this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frsX2ttvXOs
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r8
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>>121560296
>chaning waifufagging into boring garage-fagging
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>>121561781
a man like every other female
please delete and never play it
help me cleanse this crew
please
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>>121560379
That would be the Sentinel (3-series), not Zion (6-series).
Convertible hardtop Sentinel is slow af desu. Dunno about Zion's performance but if you like the looks more and do not care for hardtop convertible I would take Zion over Sentinel.

Btw all Ubermacht car names are Matrix references, Sentinel, Zion, Oracle...
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>>121561850
Nobody cares faggot
>>
>>121561813
>waifu fagging
Literally what and where you illiterate nigger
>>
>>121561850
>help me cleanse this crew
You're not even in the crew. What do you care?
>>
Hello it's time to play
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>>121562014
i am in crew
because crew deserves better
no one deserve bad player and ugly men in dresses
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>>121562032
1v1 me baseball bat fite me cunt
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>>121562126

meat ya at baleto bay behind ammunition
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>>121562121
No you aren't. No one in the crew cares this much. You're probably qt shitposting.
>>
>>121562394
not qt
very insulted
just concern for crew
>>
>>121561781
i pray you were trying to make this thing ugly and don't actually think it looks good
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>>121562008
I like the hard top convertibles but i think the zion looks closer, the sentinels hood has grooves which make it look different
>>
>>121561781
Looks awful.
Not as bad as pic related
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>>121562480
>praying
Where is your god now
>>121562534
Iirc the sentinel is a 3 series and the Zion is either a 6 or 7
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>>121560898
Effectively, yes. For every 1 good Pogo there are 99 shitters.

Raccoons are the worst, IMO. They're usually not as skilled but they're far more unpredictable and always hostile. I have never met a raccoonshitter that was worth the air they breathe.

Foxes and cats are less common, and not much of a threat.

Owls are rare as all hell but tend to be fairly benign.
>>
>>121563013
I think Raccoons are the worst because the cross-eyes and tongue out draw lolsorandomxD shitters to using them.
>>
>>121563013
Vultures are the worst. They have complete shit taste in everything.
>>
>>121561687
Frankly they're both stupid. The first one was at least thematically appropriate, but the paintball gear and kuruma killed it for me. The second one tried WAY too hard with the artsy camera angles, and why the fuck is this a big deal for Trevor? Put a random GTAO character in that spot and suddenly it's a lot better.
>>
>>121561850
please kill yourself
help me cleanse this genepool
please
>>
>>121563896
>butthurt his manface was called out
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>>121563504
You know nothing.
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>>121436451
decided to get my boy louis some gang outfits so he can pass the blame off when gerald has him clapping fools.
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>>121565358
What do you guys think?
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>>121565483
Ballas outfit was really fucking hard.
So few purple clothes in game, and even fewer that match.
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Someone started dropping money on me while I was in my garage and didn't pay attention.

Received money got to up to 242k and this this showed up to the screen.
I just grinded 2M legit so kinda lame if I'm gonna get wiped.

How pooped am I?
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I was trying to take a selfie and some faggot came and shot me so I killed him 4 times and then he turned his scripts on so I couldnt move.
It feels good that I both shit on him and sorta managed to get a picture too.
>>
>>121566272

Enjoy your 2 weeks
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>>121565605
The purple life is the painful life.
>mfw Bright Purple pearl

You did good with that one, honestly. For purple clothes you want to focus on accents mixed with neutral colors as bases - whites, grays, blacks, the occasional blue - which is exactly what you did.

gj
>>
>feelio when brainless randumbs every time
pacstan finale 5 times today with different teams every time
haven't passed it
never will pass it bcuz stuck on lastgen
>>
>>121566892
Just in: GTA V.exe has stopped working every time I try to start Online.
>>
can anybody hack me in some cash
>>
>>121567602

Get a console, works just fine every time.
>>
>>121566272
>242k
you should be fine, it's above few milions at once when they start noticing
>>
>>121567850
So what's up with the sudden notice?
>>
>>121569081
I had it plenty of times, it's that their servers can't keep up with processing that many transactions to your account. If they were smart they'd make it redflagging your account, but as far as I know they aren't
>>
>>121569081
>>121569293
This, and sometimes it also happens legitimately.
I got a failed transaction error once just from paying my mechanic for the day.
>>
>>121569496
Once bought a Marshall only to never get it. Couldn't care less about hackerbux when that kind of shit sucks millions out of my account
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>>121569750
Back when adderbonds were a big thing I thought I was gonna be smart and buy Z-type bonds. So I purchased four Z-types 1M each right after eachother.
When the time came to sell them I realized that the game had made them duplicates and all except the first one were unsellable.
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>>121567567
That's high praise considering in my own opinion I struggle to make my everyday outfits match or atleast look good.

I decided to recolor my cars for each gang, not sure which I'm going to use my red Zions for, might change them to Blue and use it for my Madrazo Cartel outfit.

1/3
Families Sentinel & XS variant.
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>>121571190
2/3
Ballas Schafter & Swartzer, colored Schafter Purple.
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>>121571284
3/3
Vagos Oracle & XS variant.
>>
>>121570227
>live a modest life
>get ~20m funbux back in June
>purchase a single Adderbond and Osirisbond to have a small emergency fund while maintaining plausible deniability
>become so attached to the Osiris as an insurance trollmobile that I can't bear to sell it

What should I put on the plate? ALAHAKBR or MOHAMMED?
>>
>>121561687
>Kuruma
>Paintball gear
>Hydra
Fucking shitters
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>>121571446
PAY$$UP
GIBDAT
GIBSME$
OYAVEY
$HOAH
h4xbux
>>
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It is now time for memes.
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>>121571692
send help
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>>121571770
Only memes can save you now.
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>>121571770
Don't worry they'll just get stuck.
>>
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>>121571868
>>121571857
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>>121572003
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>>121571190
It certainly shows. In a game with a clothing system as limited as GTAO's, you can usually tell quite a bit about a player by how and how well they dress.
>tfw only 10 outfit slots

For the last garage, why not try muted grays? They could pull double duty as cartel vehicles or high-ranking mercenary cars. Or any sort of undercover operative, really.

>>121571563
Those are pretty clever but plates are limited to A-Z, 0-9 and spaces, so no $henanigans, unfortunately. Which I'm kind of thankful for, because the last thing we need is chrome memerumas with dollar rims and $$$$$$$$ plates...
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>>121572340
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>>121572459
>>
>>121572451
damn, i really thought $HOAH would be the best.
>ford taurus and special character support when
wanna drive a taurus shoah?
I dunno about that, Louis is a low-value kind of guy, the outfits are what I use on missions (If I'm doing Violent Duct for instance, I'll throw on Families or Ballas outfit, if I'm doing the long-ass assasination mission for Gerald I'll throw on my vagos/families stuff, etc.) I also do Gerald and Madrazzo missions exclusively, with the occasional lower-tier Lester mission that fits the character's profile. I only do trevor missions where I'm going after the Lost's meth.
I also kind of have a thing for smaller gangs like Marabuta Grande, Varrios Los Aztecas, etc that you don't see much.
If the Korean Mob had a better color scheme I'd grab an Asterope and Sultan right off the street and get in on that action but as it sits I'm torn between those 3.
>>
Banwave when?
>>
>>121573047
Next DLC like always.
>>
Good grind boys.
>>
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>>121563013

Meanwhile, eagles are always there for you.

t. eagle
>>
>>121566272
just install fiveM or gta MP i guess
>>
>>121572763
>tfw no Taurus SHO for maximum sleeper

Gotcha, gotcha. I'll admit I haven't been keeping up with your character's lore or modus operandi. I think the Aztecas would be a good fit - you never hear much about them, and they were even a quasi-friendly gang in GTASA. They'd probably fit in in just about any gang activity, and teal isn't a color you see a lot of these days (aside from that one guy with all the Kifflom cars).

Shame about the Korean Mob, though. That pick appeals to my inner car hipster simply because I have never, in all my years since rockgen, seen anyone DD an Asterope. RIP in pizza poor Camry, you were too normie for this world.
>>
>>121565483

Man, I appreciate your dedication to the lore but that kind of outfit looks awful. Genuinely dislike it.

I guess it's not supposed to look good, it's just meant to resemble the gangs. But I would always avoid dressing my character up like that.
>>
>>121574001
I really hope they make some kind of sleeper/streetracer DLC, where you have some form of min/maxing that isn't just most expensive engine/trans and a turbo.

Maybe have like a couple of classic domestic cars and 90's nipmobiles, you can put big racing slicks on the back that ruin handling but make your car insanely fast, functional wheelie bars (if the engine can handle that)

Then you'll have two or three cars that are already in the game like the Stratum and maybe the Stallion that can be modified in the new shop
>>
>>121567712
fuck off qt
>>
>>121566272
you're fine, that happens when you pick up money too fast, you little money begging whore.
>>
>>121563013
>make woof outfit cos i thought it looked cool
>level 27 coon appears
>we walk out of shop together
>butt of rifle to my face
>kill him 20 times and then he leaves
>>
>>121574001
I once heard from someone that his normie friend seriously drives an Asterope unironically.

My normie friend just has the Mini Cooper and says that he doesn't need anything else. He has zero interest for cars.
>>
Is Combat MG worth getting if you have a Special Carbine?
>>
>>121581448
>owning a special ed carbine
>>
>>121581448
Not really
>>
>>121582936
fucking dlcs
>why have any sort of progress, let's have the best weapon available at lvl 1
>>
>>121524380
>vinyl top seams on the roof
>no vinyl top
????
>>
>>121526926
Is that coat even in the game? All the overcoats that look like that don't have the popped collar
>>
>>121584564
The collars get popped sometimes. I believe it's special haircuts, hats and other combinations, can't remember.
>>
>>121585684

Yeah, only certain haircuts will pop the collar.

>>121581448

Why not just use the guns you like rather than being obsessed about performance? Most of them still kill with a headshot, and the difference in TTK otherwise is mostly negligible.
>>
Reminder hackers are only assholes if they don't give you money after the troubles
>>
>>121585793
>Why not just use the guns you like rather than being obsessed about performance?
I just don't want to clutter up my inventory with stuff I won't use
>>
Anyone on PS4 up for PacStand? If you stick around with all setups I will reward you with 70% cut. Unless we get all 4 people from here. Don't need money but wanna play them in first person.
>>
>>121585987
>tfw bought the SNS pistol by accident
>tfw can't remove it
Wake me up inside
>>
>>121585951
What if they dont give you trouble

>>121586067
Can't you drop weapons anymore?
>>
>>121586050

You okay with a first timer? Eth-Zee
>>
>>121586481

What level? Under 10 might be tricky.
>>
>>121586613

Oh, not new to the game, just haven't done Pacstan. Level 90 on this alt.
>>
>>121586704

Aight cool gimme a sec.
>>
Anyone up for funding heist on PC?

Leave SC here or just add me, Didacking.
>>
>>121586151
You can, but it comes back either way after a job
>>
Image limit, fags.
New thread when
or let this general die, up to you
>>
>>121585793
>>121585684
>male characters get a popped collar option
>female characters get a shitty wannabe-Banecoat that clips with half the hairstyles
>mfw I can't post mfw because image limit reached
>>
>>121587042

I don't think it does if you do it in free roam. I've dropped multiple weapons and had them stay gone.
>>
_/ | \_
o-----o
we don't need no stinkin' images, post your rides
>>
>>121587363
bitches don't know 'bout my slammed insurgent
___________
| = = |==|==\___
|_/0\|___|__/0\_\
>>
>>121587363
Good choice of customizations.
Here's my two wheeler.
_ _ \.
~O=/O
>>
>>121587827
Oops, there she goes.
_ _ \,
O=/O
>>
>>121563013
Every foxfriend and catbro I've encountered has been pretty friendly, though maybe not the best at the game

Vulture people are usually decent as well
>>
>>121591420
Just about all of the Independence Day masks are pretty bro-tier, in my experience, but they're also a lot rarer and harder for the average shitter to acquire.

If you see one in the wild, you can count on either fun times or a thorough rectal invasion.
>>
New thread when? So we can discuss the gameplay while posting abominations.
>>
NEW THREAD
>>121587312
>>121587312
>>121587312
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>>121593217
the beer hats from that were cool too but I think they ended up just giving them to everyone for some reason
>>
>>121587203
I tried several times in freeroam. They come back as soon as I join a new session.

Never pick up weapons you find on the map.
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