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Last time on /ss13g/
>INTENSE SHITPOSTING
>4chan cup takes root in a general near you
>pomf triggers oldfags with reference to 28 on the anniversary of the black month
>In game polls show players want away missions back the most
>Rurus in Review: Why you should be able to kill that guy for saying no to your request for space lube in 2000 characters

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.pomf.se/logs/

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
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reminder
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Non antag skeletons when?
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>>121412034
>on the anniversary of the black month
???
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>>121412180
captains armor?
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>>121412239
This time one year ago pomf shut down the serb and sent us into the Age of Badclown.
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>>121412189
Antag vox when?
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>>121412262
nope
it's something easily accessible, yet nearly noone uses it for some reason
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>>121412475
Why was Heist taken out of rotation, anyways?

Watching their birdbrained schemes was always the best.

Since there's no more Vox Raids, when will Vox spawn at the Vox Outpost?
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>>121412862
Velard was going to code it, but then he died.
RIP velard he is dead
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>>121412832
Mining Suit?
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N A R S A Y
A
R
S
A
Y
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>>121412832
>tfw no snek waifu
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>>121413005
Going by the picture, I assume its squaddie armor
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>>121413318
Its not mysterious (melee protection, low other protection) or squaddie (bullet protection, low other)
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>>121411120
>>121411424
>>121411584
>>121412517

Seems like we're good to go for the vg cup thing. Although right now we're whitelisted. We'll get in if two other generals fuck up their verification or don't do the process right or if 4 other teams join for a 40 team tournament.

They also gave the go ahead to edit our team's wiki page. One of you guys can do that I don't give a shit.

http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_5

Here's the list I believe:


(GK): FUCK YOU DUNY
(LB): Features
(CB): Lord Singuloth
(CB): Captain Comdom
(RB): Medbay Slut
(LMF): Woody
(CMF): Greyshit
(CMF): Cracked Ack
(RMF): Pomf (captain)
(LWF): Shoe Snatchn' Willy
(CF): Cuban Pete
(RWF): Vulgaris Magistralis
Reserves:
(GK): Potent Hams
(LB): VOX ARE POX
(CB): Meme option
(CB): Cryoxadone (2 units)
(RB): Catbeast
(LMF): Cargonia Republic
(CMF): Dinowars
(CMF): Carp Migration
(RMF): Panic Bunker
(LF): free kingston
(CF): EI NATH
(RF): Sexual Harrassment Bear
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>>121413576
Probably Squaddie since the protolathe makes it and nobody wants to wear it since it isn't spaceproof
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>>121413701
it's the syndie suit that costs 3TC or can be found in space
it's miles better than almost everything except ablative and only for the purpose of lasers
people seem to love the sec hardsuit even though it's protections are dogshit
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>>121413701
It's not. I wonder what it is though. I'm having fun looking at armor values.
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>>121413649
Yes. Perfect
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>>121413649
>whitelisted

fuck, i meant waitlisted. i blame the bunker.
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>>121413872
Oh man. I didnt know it was that good. I thought it would be garbage like all other softsuits.

Actually, what are the armor values on paramed, space, and xenoarch suits?
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>>121413887
neat theres a judge dredd suit.
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>>121414124
Not him, but I'm a Xenoarch and I know Xenoarch suit has no protection but 100 bio and 100 rad.

Can stand in a radstorm or near a radio transmitter and give no fucks.
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What other neat things are in the code that aren't normally obtainable?

I feel like getting organized and making a list of them. So far I have

Security:

Judge Dredd outfit
xcomsquaddie/dredd
swat/dredd

Entertainers:

clown_shoes/advanced
clownpiece/flying

Xenoarch:

machinery/artifact
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I am crazy
Toys in the attic
I am crazy
Over the rainbow
They must have taken my marbles away...

Craaaaaazy
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>>121414587
A shitton of stuff. Star knight armor, eaxe, high frequency blade and doomguy armor
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>>121414732
I mean items I can spawn into a round, HF blades and shit that will only fuck up the round aside.
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>>121414587
Secret corn oil dispenser which is missing a sprite

Rapid crate sender which doesn't work anymore

Gravity generator computer which does work, paired with the same gravitational generator used for the singulo
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>>121414587
under/rank/security/sneaksuit
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>>121414926
isn't there a bandana to go with it?
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>>121415082
clothing/head/headband
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I can't open up the Changelog or use "Setup Special Preferences" at all. Is this a Featureā„¢ or some Byond fuckery on my end I need to work out?
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>>121415349
Thanks anon.
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>>121415472
Takes a minute or two to load.
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>check the other team's names
>they're all long sentence meme statement followed by :^)

Obviously we put too much thought into making our team's roster.
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>>121416687
But not 30+ minutes, I'm assuming? I can't get either of them to open at all.
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>>121414895
Somebody should return gravity generator
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>>121414587
Many variants of sindie spacesuits.
Green, blue, and another color that i forgot, they are like red one
Black space suit enginering, normal, sec, medical variants, they are slower then normal syndie ones
And last is dark green variant, it does not slow you like other spessuits
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>>121414587
Dark undersuit, it looks neat, but what does it do anyway or what it use?

Also there is two encient syndie uplinks, one that looks like old radio it is broken, other is like multitool functional and probably oldest.

I think there was few others, that i might forgot.
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>>121414587
unathiknife
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>>121418274
That multi tools cool.
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>>121418346
wizards den
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>>121418724
thats a ritual blade, this is a dueling knife
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>>121416876
I dunno, I'm looking through a bunch of other teams and they seem solid. /dng/ and /feg/ seem to have quite good rosters.

I wish /smtg/ would join
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>>121414587
There re medieval hardsuits, including Solaire's for some reason
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>>121419045
For bus
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>>121417652
I've seen those in away missions before but honestly I don't know what use I could have for them other than spamming shit on the Derelict to make it more exciting.
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>>121414587
There's hooker outfits.
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>>121420459
More cheaper variant of standart sindicate spacesuit.
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Is there anything as bad as chemists who don't use the grey/green sprite for alk?
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>>121421154
I'm going to replace all the alk in the fridge with 50u pills of chloral hydrate and name it alk with the grey/green sprite
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>Tfw everyone is nicer after midnight
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>>121421154
why do you prefer the greygreen sprite to a different pill color?
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>Round start
>Turns out I'm missing a foot because I played around in the creator without reverting shit

God damn it.
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>We roboticists were useless/dead all round long
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>>121421969
It just works
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>>121421154
Out of all the things shitty chemists do, you chose pill colors to complain
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TFW Shitcurity so annoying they said i had stun gloves. Arrest me. I have no stun gloves. Detain me for like 30 minutes. Go eat dinner. Come back. Assholes take all my shit try to space me when i did nothing wrong.

Then the assholes dont remove me from arrest and arrest me AGAIN!! try to kill me again!! for doing nothing.


Decide to get borged up cause im tired of these fags.

Help my little bro plant achieve all his cute objectives.

Made the game fun.
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>>121420089
I once, as a miner, ended up discovering a black knight's den. Was scared, and shot the black knight not knowing it was player-controlled, and ran for my fucking life. Eventually I came back and duelled it, winning the Solaire armor for next round and got to be Knight Solaire. It was pretty fun, though I don't remember which admin did it.
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>Start a boxing match in the holo-deck with someone.
>Start loosing.
>Beat him to death with glass bottles under the pretense of "Self Defense".
>As a Non-Antag.

Well, that has to be one of the most SHITTY MEANS of securing a "Valid" ever. You cheeky cunt.
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>>121422040
Was this an attempt to derail the thread into discussing your fetish?
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>>121422061
Were you Finn Oneal?
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>Round begins with 25 people in the lobby
>Only like 15 ready up
>Creates shitty amount of antags
>30 minutes later
>50 players
>3 antags
>2 of which were incinerated 30 minutes into an 1hour and 30 minute round
>No antags and nothing is happening.

Why is this allowed?
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>>121422227
No, it was a regular on-topic post with an off-topic picture. I'm trying to be more like pomf.
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fucking honko, man
pretty good clown 8/10
>trying to hold up medbay with a pneumatic pie launcher
>later starts firing pies at a sec officer in protest...and accidentally ends up firing a floor tile at him, which he forgot was in there
>the whole blood feud with Bobo
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>>121422387
2 lings were alive towards the end of the round, though.

Crew's fault for not calling the shuttle earlier.
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>>121412180
>>121412832
>easily accessible
That's cult armour and wow I didn't know it was *that* good
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>>121412180
>>121423242
Oh, that's because it isn't. What you're showing is cult space armour. Actual cult armor is 50/30/50/20/25/10/30 for the suit and 30/30/30/20/0/0/0 for the hood.
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>be miner
>lose myself into the asteroid
>12:47
>get a bunch of everything
>RD is a gray armed to the teeth
>happily gives me a laser cannon and assault rifle
>neither works against a simple goliath
>paramedic never checks other z-levels
>die alone to become one with the asteroid
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>some guy walks into the medbay
>analyze him and start pulling stuff out of storage
>get disconnected
please help him, i can't get back on
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>>121424153
ding dong bannu
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who is the guy looking for 30 mols of plasma?
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>>121424228
you can't prove anything
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>It's 2015
>Nuke Ops are still just traitors with a ship and a special objective
>We STILL don't have Syndicate-esque super operators
>We don't even have Syndicate-esque combat augments for humans
>No Nuke Ops overhaul where operators are outfitted and augmented to fuck
>No Nuke Ops in trenchcoats shrugging off tasers
>No ERTs picking up traitors and throwing them into walls so hard the wall deconstructs
>No deathsquad literally so strong they simply walk through walls and gib people with a single punch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCMpRNZojA4

Combat implants fucking WHEN?!?!
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>>121426558
>Death Commandos become Frank Horrigan-tier strong
>Get old running speed back
>Running into a wall creates a hole in it like thermite, similar to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKpu_fZA-uc
>Deathsquad literally becomes 6 Beserk Doomguys running around the station murdering everything
THIS IS EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED
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>>121426558
Nexis was working on that. But until he thaws us out, we're stuck with shitty murderhoboes and sleeper murderhoboes.
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>>121426558
>its 2015
>kilkun is still posting here despite being banned
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>>121426558
Guys what if

sarca = termedclepe = 2hotdogs = kilkun
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serb?
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>>121427548
Why is N3X15 so based?
>Most competant coder
>Improves gameplay instead of making shitty ill-fitting features

>>121427601
I'm still relevant nerd. Trip and Webm related.

>>121427686
actually it's
>sarca = termedclepe = pomfs younger brother
>2hotdogs = 2beard = killette
>mrshoe = geenkeys = chugmonkey
>kilkun = samelondude

Get with the program, buddy.
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>>121428195

You see he counters his impressive coding ability by occasionally turning into a raging asshole like a bald hulk who becomes a super prick instead of super strong.
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>>121428195
>relevant
if I wanted to look at games that will never be finished I'd open agdg
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>>121428195
I'm also 90% sure Beefslab was Sarca as well.
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>>121427093
This is my favorite Draper face.

>>121428384
>le unfinished meme
have an ainsley reaction image, on the house

>>121428489
I don't know, I don't pay attention to dime-a-dozen shitters. I only care about those who have style and finesse. An artist's touch. Otherwise... what's the point?

Accept no substitute for high class toeing the line shenanigans.
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>>121428195
>Why is N3X15 so based?
sometimes I lay awake at night wondering that same thing.

I think it has something to do with his perfectly smooth head, but he won't let me close enough to perform experiments.

I wonder if he would accept a patron pledge for a monthly vlog of how he maintains such a marvelous wonder of humanity.

I love you nexi-sama
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>>121428367
that explains it, earlier today he was being a nice guy in the IRC and yesterday he was fucking up royally and getting runtimes all over.
that must mean, niceness and coding ability are a zero-sum game
if so, Riri is the most vital part of our coderbase: by being both the worst person in existence and one of the worst coders on Earth, he is absorbing all the badness from everyone else and keeping them above average!
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>throw some bants at HoS
>he actually gets angry

:)
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>>121428961
>riri
>worst coder on earth

mate, i'd like to point you to dylan and goof
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>>121429353
>implying you have ever seen me angry
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>>121429449
>one of the worst coders on Earth
>one of the
>worst coder[s]
>one of the worst coders
>one of
>[Plural]
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>>121429353
boondoggy is pretty shitty most the time
I don't know why he isn't banned yet
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>>121429534
DYLAN

GOOF
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>>121428961
So. are you saying if we want code, we should ship drugs and chill pills to the coders in order to get them super mellow, thus producing superior drug-assisted code?

>One sec, let me get a hold of my dealer.
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>>121429572
agreed, im not sure why people always think Slate is a good HoS. guy is unrobust and incompetent as shit.
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>>121429596
No, you need to either get them MAD AS FUCK, or get Goofball to contribute again so that he pushes the average up.
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>>121428195
Nexis feeds on stolen holidays, like halloween
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>>121429723
Never forget what Baldman "fun was an oversight" N3X15 did.
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>>121429712
yeah, hes like a shitty budget version of vulgaris
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8DekFFCE5c
this flows like an adminbus round
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>>121429572
He plays HoS pretty loose and wild but we don't ban people because you dislike them.
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>>121430060
>we don't ban people because you dislike them.
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>>121429353
I find IAAs working for or against to be more detrimental to our jobs than the clowns and greytiders.

Then again, it takes a greytider to thwart a greytider :^)
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>>121429990
>adminbus round
https://youtu.be/yDOgdQgxMEQ
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>>121430217
Sometimes, Rei, you really crack me up.
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>>121429572
havent ever been banned, i bend space law a bit, but i havent broken any rules in awhile.
>>121429712
what makes you say that? i mean its true but did i really fuck up that bad for you to form such a negative opinion of me?
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>>121430217
Yea dummy, we ban people because we dislike them.
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>>121414827
The crossbow is in perfect working condition, yet unused
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>>121430897
what does it fire? bolts aren't items.
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What if we had an automatic shift change shuttle. Like every two hours or something it stops by, and you can go on it to return to centcomm and rejoin the round later as some other job, until the real round end?
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>>121431203
seems like the kind of thing the HoP is used for.
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>>121431203
What if the shuttle automatically called itself 2 hours in.
No shift should EVER last more than 2 hours.
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>>121431320
He means you would leave the station without going braindead, then you could rejoin with the join button later if you come back and the shift is still going

Seems unnecessary, if you go braindead and you die - especially after 2 hours - oh well
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>>121430897
Yes it's used. Vox Raiders get it.

Also I think it's special function is broken.

>>121431173
Metal rods.

>>121431504
My suggestion was always that Nuke Ops spawn at the 2 hour mark.
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>>121431529
Bay and Vore have that in the form of cortical stacks.
We could learn much from them.
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>>121431320
True, there's more to it that I forgot. It just seems dumb to call the "emergency shuttle" for a crew transfer.
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>>121431698
Crew transfer is a polite way of saying "There aren't enough antags to entertain us and most players have left the game."
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>>121431794
that's a very real problem tho, and everyone would benefit from it being addressed better
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Milk steak when?
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>>121432009
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>>121432009
Only if it comes with jelly beans.

Also, putting ketchup on steak should make it deadly poisonous.
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>>121431794
Yea I know it's just the "we're bored" call, I'm just trying to think of a better way to deal with it.

Hell even if it just had a name change and didn't fuck with the station lights that would be good enough.
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>>121432316
i hate this meme
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>>121432406
Alright. I wouldn't have any problem with someone adding an "Is this an emergency" button that makes the shuttle come in 10 minutes and activates the emergency lighting. Otherwise it defaults to crew transfer and comes in 15.

Now go code it.
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I wish Hugh G. Erection would come back, I guess he got tired of being shit posted about by the babies in thread.

That was also some good OC yahir, post that shit in thread so I can save it.
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>>121433247
He's always flittered in and out of the game.
I doubt what someone said made him leave.

He's funny and a pretty good clown but he's also thin skinned which is unfitting since he's usually throwing bants at everyone. An attitude of "I can do it because I'm a clown but they can't do it back because they're not the entertainer"
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rip serb
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PANIC
>>
Annnnnd the serb just shat the bed
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PANIC
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>Dorian Gray fires the hookshot!
>Freezes just as it's about to connect to a wall.

I BLAME THIS ON YOU.
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>>121435717
Again? Dammit Pomf, fix your shit.
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>>121433247
i do not like to post my own art in the thread
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Free Kingston
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the fuck damn serb
>>
Pomf why
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Alright Bar APC destroyed server accomplished
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welp, it was being a really chill round for me
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RIP serb

1776-2015
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I died 10 times in medbay after IEDing myself
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I cooked so much food.

Manning botany and the kitchen at the same time doesn't give you a second to do anything else.
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>AI is super pissy that I mentioned the bats in atmospheric
>there was a station wide announcement about the bats
>that announcement is why I went to fuck up the bats in the first place
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why did that fucking AI call me non-human? vampires are human you stupid fucks
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>>121436030
They are not
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I enjoyed making the bar into Mimeonia, if only for a short time.

I even handed out Mimeonia exclusive ID papers. Only John Doe really used it, though. He was the one and only true citizen of Mimeonia.

Mime lords bless you, John. You even helped me try to slay the Ayy.
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It's restarting now, should be up in 10 seconds.
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so much phazon and bananium and didnt get to use it fml
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>>121436007
I tried to pull that off last round and you are quite right, but you did good senpai
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GREY PRIDE STATION WIDE
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>>121436030
I'm sorry to tell you that they are not.

FROM THE WIKI
>Vampires are not human. End of story. Go kill them immediately as silicon, but they HAVE to show vampire-only abilities.
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>>121436030
Vampires aren't human.

So are changeling in the form of a human.
Or monkeys.
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>>121435771
runtime error: Cannot modify null.loc.
proc name: process step (/obj/item/projectile/hookshot/process_step)
source file: hookshot.dm,38
usr: Dorian Gray (/mob/living/carbon/human)
src: the hook (/obj/item/projectile/hookshot)
call stack:
the hook (/obj/item/projectile/hookshot): process step()
the hook (/obj/item/projectile/hookshot): process()
23:11:51 Runtime detected
Cannot modify null.loc. at hookshot.dm:38
proc name: process step (/obj/item/projectile/hookshot/process_step)
source file: hookshot.dm,38
usr: Dorian Gray (/mob/living/carbon/human)
src: the hook (/obj/item/projectile/hookshot)
call stack:
the hook (/obj/item/projectile/hookshot): process step()
the hook (/obj/item/projectile/hookshot): process()
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>>121436174
>>121436060
fucking retards, they are humans with abilities

holy fuck you are retarded, no wonder I'm the only competent antag on this god damn server
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>>121436241
I FUCKED CALLED IT.
GODDAMN GREYS.
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>>121436261
they aren't human
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>>121436261
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Grey crew more like gay crew haha, what a bunch of nerds I tell you whaut
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>>121436325
Don't dignify it with a response.
>>121436241
Oh shit
>>121435771
OH SHIIIIT HE CALLED IT
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>>121436325
they are, fucking retard
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FUCKING GREYS KILLED THE SERVER
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SPRAY THE GRAY AWAY
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>>121436261
They've always been regarded as undead or some sort of monstrosity. You're also designed as some sort of apex predator so don't give me the old "valids" line of bullshit. He'd be breaking his laws to let it slide my man.
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yesterdays error file was 17,000 lines

todays is 890,000.

most of that is from dumdum trying to change a hex value color to YELLOW and whatever the holy fuck that hookshot just did.
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>>121436897
holy fuck, this can't be real, this thread can't be this dumb

I'm literally a human with fangs, or else the sprite would be different

that AI should be job banned for asking the crew to kill me
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>>121436670
>>121436713

That's what you get for killing my skelebros.
Talk shit get hit.
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>>121436993
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/Cyborg#Notes_on_the_Asimov_lawset
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>>121436983
>most of that is from dumdum trying to change a hex value color to YELLOW
B-but that works, too
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>>121436983
>trying to change a hex value color to YELLOW
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>>121436993
What do you need, a headmin to tell you vamps ain't human?
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>>121436993
vampires aren't human
lings aren't human
quacks aren't human
wizards are human
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>>121437198
it didn't and it caused 2,400 runtimes as that object had a seizure until the round ended.
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>>121436993
humans generally do not require the blood of the living to gain powers and continue survival
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>>121436993
Scrubby pubbies general. Is that you Moisesc?
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>>121436993
Changelings are literally humans that turn into other humans

No, they aren't humans and neither are vampires. "Losing your humanity" is a big part of vamp lore, at least modern vamp lore.
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>>121436993
Humans don't burn when exposed to the sun
Humans don't burn when exposed to holy water or the chapel
Humans don't feed on blood
Humans can't spring back from death

Vampires are undead
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>>121437473
Literally undead. I don't care what Twilight says they've been undead so they gone be undead y'hear?
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>>121437370
wait so seizures cause runtime errors?
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>>121437529
I remember being valid hunted as a chemist for drugging myself up on 50 different chems to run laps around the station unprotected and killing myself with a shotgun and getting revived instantly by someone defibbing me.

Turns out I also survived the lynching, so people gibbed me.
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>>121437731
It wasn't a literal statement, it was more of a joke.
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>>121437704
Losing your humanity is not twilight, and goes hand in with being undead.
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>>121437786
Oh, I thought the object changed was Rambling Maniac
He randomly turned green at the start of the round
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>>121437753
I cremated someone as a "ling" for using their freedom implant

Lynch mobs are such fun
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>>121436993
Soulless abominations that have turned their spirits to the Devil are frowned upon in our Christian Station.
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>>121413649
Oh man this is a great idea Shiggy I can't wait for a swarm of retards who hear about us from 4cc
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>>121413649
>no washing machine
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WASHING MACHINE
WHERE THE FUCK IS DRUNGI
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>>121436993
Post your ckey so you can be enshrined in serb lore as one of the dumbest retards that ever played here
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>>121438421
Yell at Shiggy when he wakes up. There are a few meh options in there that can be replaced
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>>121422090
It was fun for me, too!
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>>121437883
I literally typed "green" to turn him green.

Causes errors, apparently. WHO KNEW!
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What can you actually use the Still at the bar for?
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>>121439586
Insert plant receive booze
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LAST POST WAS HALF AN HOUR AGO
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>>121438478
Niggly is a cool, under appreciated admin.
>>
The rules list Sarca posted in the last thread is hilarious. He tactfully removes every single rule he's ever broken because in his mind those rules don't even exist.

Shows how deep his delusions really are.
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>watching a byond coding video
>the intro video recorded him receiving a steam message

ree
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>>121442298
I thought he finally fucked off to lifeweeb forever after he got banned again.
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>>121442645
>watching a byond coding video

Just chill with the coders on IRC and ask questions, you aren't going to learn by watching but by doing and asking questions
>>
MEMEWALD
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>>121442663
how do you forever fuck off to a server that is up only 3 days of the week
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>>121442961
By pretending to be other people in the thread and generally shitposting and banevade trolling with welder bombs every other server in the down time.
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>>121442942
I'M EVEN PLAYING RIGHT NOW
WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
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>>121442942
Are you talking about grisbald?
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>>121443224
Yes i'm talking about memebald the reporter.
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>>121413649
>no bumble chumps
>no lusty xeno maid
>no HELP DORMS
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POST IMAGES OF YOU'RE WAIFU
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>>121443078
GRISBALD NO-HAIRREN
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>>121437473

Changelings are not literally humans that turn into humans.

it's some sort of alium that has changed to look like a human.
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>>121443426
kek
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>>121443305
Lusty was in the original lineup and got knocked out
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>>121443414
I don't have a waifu because I'm not a fucking softcock poofta, but I'll use this as an opportunity to post some sexy captain.
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>>121443426
>>121443224
I'm going to find you in-game and beat you up and no admin intervention will save you
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>>121444413
GRISBALDMEMEWALD
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>>121443414
What about husbandos?
Or just friends?
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>>121444413
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>humans taking sides with a changeling

why the fuck is this allowed
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>>121438478
>>121442138
I remember that.

I was the scientist that showed up to fight after the miner. You can breathe just fine in the room without a suit, and my excavation suit had no melee protection, so I took my suit off to duel naked and hopefully have my speed advantage from no hardsuit and hyperzine help me in the fight. You know, Dark Souls style hit and run tactics.

Not sure how effective it was because I still died, but it was fun.
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>>121444740
> security shoots a guy who wasn't even helping just standing next to it
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>>121444542
>>121444480
How can you do this? I'm sitting here in my pajamas and I'm absolutely baffled at how two (2) people are bullying me on an image forum over a 2d spaceman game. I'm at a point in life where not much is going well for me, I'm barely scraping through and bombing the station every chance I get is the only way I can relieve stress.
MEMES
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>>121444740
>implying rounds where you can work alongside creature antags isn't the best

Had a great vamp one a while back. I would love to see a Wizard being Station-Friendly.
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>that feel
Thanks for not eating me
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>>121444812
you seem to forget to mention the fact that the horror ling was right behind him and moving all over the place, and he instead chose to stand there. And when he got shot in the crossfire once, he killed security. As a non-antag. Defending a changeling. Who had horror form.
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>>121444906
Griswald you are a beautiful flower do not let these people be mean to you.
I'm sorry to hear that you are going through a tough time, but you just gotta have hope my man, and possibly medication depending on how bad it is
>>
Yeah.

I'm going to start tightening up on non antags willingly and knowingly helping antags. It's starting to get out of hand.
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>>121445089
An alien detective named Rectum Probe shooting a shotgun in the halls deserves no less
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>>121445153
wow I wasn't being serious at all I'm completely fine, I was just going along with the MEMES
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>>121445263
A retard standing in front of a changeling horror form trying to protect it deserves no less too when he gets caught in the crossfire.
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>Powergaming tator faggot fails in the end when everyone beats him to death on the escape shuttle
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>>121445324
he wasn't defending it though he was trapped in there cause of the airlocks and he didn't move once the entire time in it
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>>121445324
The halls were closed off with firelocks, it was a tight spot and I was trying to stand to the side and out of the way as much as possible, as there was no other place to stand. I wasn't even protecting him, I even fucking shot him with a laser a couple of times. If you are going to shoot a shotgun in the halls don't miss.
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>>121445321
O-Oh...
Sorry
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>>121445442
So why would you not move when you're standing in the middle of the hallway instead of moving away from the action?

>>121445484
So you're telling me you weren't trying to protect him, and you shot him a few times, yet you literally just stood there and didn't help security at all?

That reeks of bullshit.
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>>121443414
She is nice to people. I like that.
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>>121445542
I wasn't going to risk shooting folks with a laser in a crowded fucking hall
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>>121445512
wow now you're going to make me feel bad for replying to cool dudes on the internet
sometimes you just have to roll with the MEMES
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>>121445613
But you did anyway as evidenced by you deciding to shoot at and kill security instead of the ling behind you.
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>>121445713
did I miss senpai
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>>121445713
> ling doesn't touch you and just runs about
> security shoots you with a shotgun when you are standing in the corner not moving
Boy I wonder why he shot him instead.
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>>121445830
>standing in the corner
>in the corner

Yeah, not even remotely close to accurate. He was standing in the middle of the hallway, on the right most tile near chemistry. The ling was dodging all around him and basically using him as a shield.
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>>121445924
well pal SEE YOU FOLKS IN A DAY
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What does APC stand for?
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>>121444906
Thats how 2hotdogs felt. You didn't see him crumble. You're a reporter. Tell us how you feel.
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>>121446448
Automated Power Control im guessing
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>>121446503
More likely it's Area Power Controller.
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http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=2170
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>>121443305

Agreed, the list needs tweaking. Here is what I propose:

(GK): FUCK YOU DUNY
(LB): Lord Singuloth
(CB): HELP DORMS
(CB): Captain Comdom
(RB): Lusty Xeno Maid
(LMF): Woody
(CMF): Greyshirt
(CMF): Cracked Ack
(RMF): Pomf (captain)
(LWF): Shoe Snatchn' Willy
(CF): Cuban Pete
(RWF): Vulgaris Magistralis

Reserves:
(GK): Bald Man Of Coding (captain)
(LB): GAS THE VOX
(CB): Meme option
(CB): Cryoxadone (2 units)
(RB): Catbeast
(LMF): Drungi
(CMF): Dinowars
(CMF): Potent Hams
(RMF): Panic Bunker
(LF): free kingston
(CF): EI NATH
(RF): Sexual Harassment Bear
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>>121446448
rei and mrpain need to get a fucking life holy shit
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>>121446875
wut
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>>121446875
no tears now c0urier, only dreams
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>>121446856
Replace Vulgaris with Edward T. Bumblechumps.
I don't like the idea of having relatively current players' static names on the team anyway.
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>>121446936
>implying im the le c0urer b00gy man
just b ing mi self famfamtbhbakadesu
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>>121447061
He is definitely not a current player, unless you count his appearances for one round every month as current.

And Edward T. Bumblechumps, as funny as it was, was not done on our server, or done by anyone from our server.
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>>121447125
I would count appearances for one round every month as current, yes.
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>>121447210
thats the same as saying Bustatime is a current player.

ah shit we should probably have MUH HARDCORES on that list too huh? maybe in place of EI NATH?
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>>121447121
>famfamtbhbakadesu
I feel so bad for laughing at that
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>>121446448

Armored Personnel Carrior
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>>121447260
falling down is a feature
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>>121443435
Are..
Are you retarded with reading comprehension?
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>>121446856
Replace the memes with namefags
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>>121448607
Replace your life with a cliff
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>>121448636
would you a cliff
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>>121448636
Except we have some namefags on the list already
It's easier to make characters in soccer/football if they are actually based on characters/people and not memes
Speaking of cups, who won the last 4chan cup
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>>121447975
(GK): FUCK YOU DUNY
(LB): Lord Singuloth
(CB): HELP DORMS
(CB): Captain Comdom
(RB): Lusty Xeno Maid
(LMF): Woody
(CMF): Greyshirt
(CMF): Cracked Ack
(RMF): Pomf (captain)
(LWF): Shoe Snatchn' Willy
(CF): Cuban Pete
(RWF): Vulgaris Magistralis

Reserves:
(GK): Bald Man Of Coding (captain)
(LB): GAS THE VOX
(CB): Meme Option
(CB): Cryoxadone (2 units)
(RB): Catbeast
(LMF): Drungi
(CMF): Dinowars
(CMF): Potent Hams
(RMF): Panic Bunker
(LF): free kingston
(CF): Falling Down Is A Feature
(RF): Sexual Harassment Bear

How's this?

>>121448839
This isn't about circlejerking a bunch of faggots, the only namefags that are on this list are on this list because of what they've done in game to achieve such notoriety, not because they're some special snowflake waifu shit.
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>>121448909
Negro, 3/4th of the teams in League 5 are circlejerk generals
You think using general memes will make us noticeable?
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>>121448985
It's not about being noticeable, its about not being fucking a bunch of fucking queers circlejerking over themselves.

If everyone else is jumping off a bridge, should you do it too to be noticed?
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>>121449123
what you sound like
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>>121445351
>Powergaming tator

Find a carebear server, newfriend.
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BAN DEITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>121448909
>Cracked Ack

Really?
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>>121450291
fuck off, deity should be second in command
all these months and you're STILL at it, absolutely fucking god damn pathetic
ban deity
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>>121450291
>>
>Mechanic builds an autism medbay in the corner of the main hallway
>pitch in and help him out
>MEDBAY GETS BOMBED
>ITS THE ONLY MEDICAL STATION ABOARD
>WE CLONE THE HOS AND CRYO HIS SHIT UP WITH IT
10/10
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boring shit tire round
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>>121450781
>targeting groin
you horny piece of shit
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>>121450828
In hindsight I shouldn't have summoned guns but fuck you
Also the spell shouldn't prolong the round indefinitely. Survivor greentext ain't shit.
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>>121450998
eh, wiz rounds shouldnt end with the death of the wiz anyway. puts too much pressure on the wiz.
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>>121442928
I've been chilling in irc for a year. My problem is and has always been that I don't know the first thing about programming. I can make map fixes or really simple code like the food delivery bag that is a plant bag with a few words changed.

But I don't know how it works. I don't know why things are called atoms. I don't know what OOP really means, or the difference between a variable and an argument.

Watching videos and reading byonds tutorials will take me to where I need to be.

Because it annoys the fuck out of me that so many bugs sit unfixed. We have a lot of players and not a lot of coders. If I can spend 30-60 minutes a day learning this stuff then a week from now I'll be able to help.
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where's that fuck boy memewald hiding
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>>121402847
>Not having muffs when being the motherfucking breakman
>A tator sec no less which has a bunch lying around
Top fuggen pleb. You have a chance to be golden and you, yes you, killed it dead.

>>121409189
>>121409462
>>121410495
He's saying please stunglove rape him because he's a ginormous faggot that needs your cock in him right now because he can't bear not being a cunt any longer. Then space the circuit boards to all his machiinery, acid all the pills, splash the cryo and set the freezer to max temp before deconning the cloner and spacing yourself to sit on the roid with a camera console shittalking them the rest of the shift.
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>bartenders who don't turn the sign on
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>>121451961
><><>bartenders that go braindead with a shotgun on their back 10 minutes into the round
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>>121451664
See you could ask all this and we could tell you

ATOMs stand for the 4 primary types of objects in Byond
Area (is the location of a turf, holds a group of turfs in itself)
Turf (is the location of objects/mobs, is specific to a single x,y,z coordinate)
Object (everything not of the other types)
Mobs (can be controlled by players)

OOP is a type of programming where functions and variables are placed onto objects which are defined to suit your purposes, and has a few connotations such as polymorphism that aren't immediately clear to a new coder.

Also
procs - functions
variables - things that hold information, just variables
arguments - variables that are sent to a function when you call the function
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>>121452527

how do I call the function? can I use my cellphone?
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>>121452637
Do you have its number saved anywhere?
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>>121412180
Doesn't matter cause you're not stun immune and even magboots+hyperzine and stimulants will at best only save you once.before they just batonlock you into your grave.

>>121412862
Heist is missing the skipjack and other stuff on other maps in rotation so it had to go. There's also the problems with the horrid metagaming, objective bugs, and how shit the skipjack is if you want to do anythnig with it like hold prisoners.

>>121423835
They don't instagib you, Just shout. If you interact with people and make regularly scheduled deliveries that you commonly discuss with people who care about getting them then people are more likely to remember. Especially if you do a ,hey it's miner, it's station time 12:30 and i'm making my usual 10 minute checkin. If you have sensors maxed and gps on it's piss easy to get you. More than that, if you after your first delivery or just ask science members until one knows how, calibrate telesci. A borg or the AI can just zip you up then zap you over to medbay if you have your sensors maxed and screech when you get knocked down.

>>121424518
Me. You figured it out yet? I keep trying new stuff but i'm spinning my tires.

>>121426558
When you put in 4 or 5 creatine, hyperzine, synaptazine, arithrazine, antitox, bicard, keloderma, tricord chem implants and have your metabuddy wireless enabled intellicard AI trigger them for you

>>121430262
Just cut their hands off right and make up believable;e unforgivable bullshit so nobody is willing to put hands back on them
IAA's that release criminals instead of following procedure deserve execution and gibbing though. You can follow the law, get faxes from non-antagcom or you can die if you want to be the law while spewing how we aren't following the letter of the law.

>>121444812
>>121445263
>>121445442
>>121445542
>>121445713
>>121445613
>He didn't rest to lie down so he wouldn't get shot
>Cries about it
>Kills the detective over it
PERMABAN GREYTIDER WHEN
WHEN
H
E
N
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>>121452749

No, but I have both the yellow pages and the white pages, what would it be listed under?
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>>121452527
I know that now because I watched the videos.

The point isn't the videos itself. It's that I need to do something to learn. I can't just ask one off questions unless you can supply me with an exhaustive list of answers (which doesn't exist).

I need to learn how to find the answers myself and to do that I must understand the questions I'm asking.
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>>121452893
Search for tutorials online. Start with python. No doubt you could look up programming curriculums on college websites and pick up a few torrents of the books as well.
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>>121452975
But that's what I did and am doing. You told me to just ask in irc and now we're here :^)
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>>121453023
Git robust.
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>>121453023
Just make shit in byond. Make your own snowflake arctic station. Or your own space hulk ss13 edition. If you can't do that then do more time on coding tutorials for actually useful languages just to learn how to do shit then go back to making and improving shit.
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>>121453023
Nah that's gay son, you should rip right into the fucking code like a monster.

Here's all the skills you need to fix a bug:
1. How to find where the bug is in the code - experience is what makes you good at this which is why asking people in IRC makes you better
2. How if, for, while statements work
3. And as a slightly more advanced skill, how to typecast a variable and how to call functions from objects

If you can do those 3 you can fix most bugs really easily
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>>121448909
Hey, if everyone's agreed on that, that's what I'm gonna be submitting to the /4ccg/ lads.
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>>121453467
>>121448909
Switch Sexual Harassement Bear and Vulgaris Magistralis.
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>>121453617

I second this,

I also don't like

Cracked Ack, Drungi, or Dinowars, I guess I'm not in on all the memes going on in ss13.

and I vote for Human Harm replacing one of them,
or Plasma leak

I'm good with w/e though
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>>121453467
Cracked Ack is retarded
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>>121453701
Rule 0 Permaban for team captain when?
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>>121453467
add dummo
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>>121453701
I agree about Cracked Ack, but Dinowars is an established meme.
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>>121448909
panic bunker should be a goal keeper
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>>121453893
Dummo was shit and so are you for helping me remember that abortion.
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>>121453701
>>121453893
yeah that's sort of ok, I wouldn't mind if dummo replaced one of the really shitty ones
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>>121453467
Replace Cracked Ack with Nar Sie or something.
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>>121453960
>>121453960
dummo was fine, just a meme character that was sort of amusing for a bit

it was the fact that people kept bringing it up long after the guy stopped playing as dummo that killed it
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>>121453960
Fuck you, Dummo was awesome.
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>>121454032
This.

I stopped playing as Dummo after a little while. It was fun, but it was just a character who said his name. People blew it out of proportion and made it a stupid meme.

I'm never playing as that bald fuck again.
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>>121454184
Maybe you should make your next gimmick a guy who releases stage 5 singularities on the derelict
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>>121453467
dinowars is kinda of shit add something like "LAW 2"
Also Panic Bunker should be a goal keeper!
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>>121454242
I did have one weird character that I played a few times.
It was this guy who clones himself at roundstart, then dresses up his original body and drags him around in a wheelchair.

He'd refer to his original body as if it were alive, and 'introduce' it to people, and make sure it was fed and shit.

It got some pretty interesting reactions, and was fun to play. But the point is that big gimmick characters like him and Dummo get tiring after a little while.
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(GK): FUCK YOU DUNY
(LB): Lord Singuloth
(CB): HELP DORMS
(CB): Captain Comdom
(RB): Lusty Xeno Maid
(LMF): Woody
(CMF): Greyshirt
(CMF): Cracked Ack
(RMF): Pomf (captain)
(LWF): Shoe Snatchn' Willy
(CF): Cuban Pete
(RWF): Vulgaris Magistralis

Reserves:
(GK): Bald Man Of Coding (captain)
(LB): GAS THE VOX
(CB): Meme Option
(CB): Cryoxadone (2 units)
(RB): Catbeast
(LMF): Falling Down Is A Feature (replace with "muh hardcores" maybe?
(CMF): Dinowars
(CMF): Potent Hams
(RMF): Panic Bunker
(LF): free kingston
(CF): Vulgaris Magistralis
(RF): Sexual Harassment Bear
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>>121454417
Why is Vulgaris in both the main and the reserve team?
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>>121454242
That's one of the gimmicks i'm saving up. Releasing all I can on the asteroid that'll drift forever or mass driving 6 10 minute bombs from recycling.
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>>121454530
Vulgaris is no longer a man, he is an idea who can be wielded by any who are willing to put their life on the line to end antags at all costs collateral be damned
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Griswald I love you, don't fool yourself.
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>>121454597
Half of you idiots don't even remember vulgaris correctly.

He was a faggot that would go on to arrest everyone on the station but the antag he was looking for.

Then the clown/mime would steal his shit and he would suicide and bitch in deadchat


Fuck off that faggot needs to be gone forever
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>>121454417

Valid Salad
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>>121454729
Don't be an antagging non-antag and you wouldn't get fingerfucked so calm your sperg rage and bend over for the inspection.
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>>121454417
Not a big fan of Captain Condom, EI NATH would be great but it's gone, RIP.
>>121454795
Holy shit this is perfect
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>>121454729
Considering I was one of the guys involved in the bridge incident that got him permabanned I'm sure I remember him right.
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H-hello am I a kawaii desu head admin???
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>>121455278
yes
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>>121455382
Th-thanks.

/me unties noose.
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>>121455427
:-)
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>>121454417
Fuck off with the Cracked Ack senpai I'm serious
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>>121454885

I like Captain Condom, or maybe "Captain's a Condom" instead as that is what people actually say.
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>>121455493
I'd be fine with that, but I assume it's character limits, especially since Woody's Got Wood became just Woody
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>>121454530
My bad!
Reserve Vulgaris replaced with "LAW 2"/Four Provinces?
No trip cause I'm on mobile now.
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>>121456080
Also Cracked Ack replaced with Ei Nath, how about that?
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>>121456080
>Four provinces

yessssssss
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>>121456080
Law 2 and Ei Nath sound good.
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>>121454417
Replace Cryoxadone with

Cryox/Clonex/Derma/Kelo/Bicard/Antitox/Tea/OJ/Rye/Alk/Rez/TomatoJ/DD/Tricord 5u Mix
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>>121456332
Not a real meme desu
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>>121456332
Or better yet,

'I dead pls restart'
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>>121456332
>no Rage Cage
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>>121456080
Why have Vulgaris? Why not >>121454795
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>>121456332
>tfw you'll never have antag when one of those faggots shows up and you break a bone every time it runs out and he hasn't replaced it yet.
Fucking tryshitters I swear.
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>>121458356

I don't get it
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>>121458418
Runs out fast and never gets replaced after the autist is done patting himself on the dick
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>>121454417
And they'll let us in with twelve players?

Also
>muh hardcores
>on a plate on a plate on a plate on a plate
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>>121458702
Oh, my bad. When I get back home I'll update the thingy. I'll also talk to the people in charge of the cup and see how it goes.
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>>121458702

I agree with something along the lines of a crazy food item,

since you can do the whole

baked fried apple flavored fried gummy-bear flavored baked fried jawbreaker x100 thing.
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>>121459491
Box of Baked fried gummy worm slice of a Captain's antique laser gun cake
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>>121459638

baked creamy creamy lithium cone flavored jelly filled donuts.
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(GK): FUCK YOU DUNY
(LB): Lord Singuloth
(CB): HELP DORMS
(CB): Captain Comdom
(RB): Lusty Xeno Maid
(LMF): Woody
(CMF): Greyshirt
(RMF): Pomf (captain)
(LWF): Shoe Snatchn' Willy
(CF): Cuban Pete
(RWF): EI NATH

Reserves:
(GK): Bald Man Of Coding (captain)
(LB): GAS THE VOX
(CB): Meme Option
(CB): Cryoxadone (2 units)
(RB): LAW 2
(LMF): Muh Hardcores
(CMF): Dinowars
(CMF): Potent Hams
(RMF): Panic Bunker
(LF): free kingston
(CF): Vulgaris Magistralis
(RF): Sexual Harassment Bear


Lads, we need to decide on the final roster! How's this?
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>>121460729
Looks decent enough.
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>>121460729

Dinowars is a bit too obscure, isn't it ?
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>>121460881
I think so.
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>>121460729
>no medbay slut
Shame. I also think bald man should have been removed for features.

If anything this just proves we have too many memes
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>>121461273
I liked Medbay Slut too.
We have way too many memes, friends, we truly do. And that's amazing.
Courtesy of supertango, pomf goalhorn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA
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Hooker: Nexi-Sama
Loosehead Prop: Cuban Pete
Tighthead Prop: Probe1
Loosehead Lock: Dragonbro
Tighthead Lock: Yahir
Blindside: Nevill
Openside: EL NATH
Number Eight: shoe snatchin' willy
First five: GAS THE VOX
Second five/five-eight: Pomf (captain)
Offside Centre: Rei
Openside Centre: Mrpain666
Left wing: Diethyl
Right wing: Niggly
Fullback: Nuklearcellphoneg

Reserves: Memes, waifus, and nothing else

Don't make me do a cricket one
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>>121461564
That's amazing. Did we ever settle for a theme between robocop honk ver. and space asshole?
what's our victory theme?
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>>121460881
>>121461023
Newfags go drown yourselves
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Okay, now we need a logo, motto (I offer "in space, no one can hear you honk", victory and goal themes, team colors, IC manager name and team colors)
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>>121462206
Our motto is "You feel a tiny prick...."
Manager is Stunlocker Weldspace
Victory theme is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34I2dCO8U8A
Goal theme is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpgyRjHJp-k
Color is white that will be soon stained

Pic isn't very logoish but damn if it doesn't fit.
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>>121461604
>rugby
this guy is alright
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>>121462447
I'm okay with all of this.
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>>121462447
Our theme has to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRcPA7Fzebw


NO OTHER OPTION
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http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ss13g/
We need to fill up some of that stuff, lads.
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>>121462758
world champions even
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>>121463086
>Nickname: Spacemen
Are you fucking serious shigs
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>>121463250
It's just a placeholder desu, give me ideas.
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>>121463086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9zAHIvRJsE
goal horn
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>>121463282
SPESS
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>>121463086
>no gold defender
It's like you want to lose
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>>121463282
S p e s s m e n
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>>121463086
>Team color
is there really any option but grey?
no there's not
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>>121462447
>Victory theme is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34I2dCO8U8A

please this
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>>121463282
Fucking SPESSmen.
SPESSmen on a SPESS station?
Are you new to /ss13g/ or something?
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>>121463314
I see your horn. I raise you one better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcRyjkYdDxM
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>>121463741
It's been fixed, duh.
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>>121463741
>Where will you be when autism strikes?
>>
the anthem
THE ANTHEM
what is it?
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>>121463798
riiiight up to 48 seconds or so it's perfect, it just needs trimming
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>>121463804
Shiggy what's your steam ID, I'm gonna send you a theme for the team
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>>121464179
/id/u-u-u-u
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>>121464179
Link to the jewtube. I wanna hear it.
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>>121464246
SJ Benster the memenster when???
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eww goal horn on the wiki is reddit tier shit. please changed it
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>>121464434

Why not the Malfunction declaration theme then ?
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>>121464568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2xkpz-26jM
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>>121464372
Sjs steam is literally Sj_benster if you want to add him
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>>121460729
>>121461604
I just realized something.

WE HAVE NO SHITCURITY
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>>121462206
motto:

Only in death will a prisoner be pacified.
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>>121464838
Vulgaris is our clutch reserve center forward and potent hams is our cmf
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>>121464925
Criminal, not prisoner
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>>121460729
I think replace Help Dorms with shitcurity.

See, we also need to remember that these players need faces. Some of these memes are perfectly fine, but are too abstract for proper faces.
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>>121465165
They're going to be a male default face with no hair.
#WeAreAllGreytide
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>>121462206

Make our team color grey

Only Assistants would be robust enough to play in our team, and maybe the Clown and Mime
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>>121464838
WE NEVER HAVE SECURITY

>>121465386
refresh
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>>121465478
>Team color is 'assistant grey'
>Hex code 949494
>949494 isn't on the grey jumpsuit sprite at all
Come the fuck on man, at least use c0c0c0, it's the most common on the jumpsuit.
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no absorbing cookie
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>>121462206
manager: Ian

motto: "Law 2 Open"

team colors gray
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>>121465478
It's easier to bear when you entitled dindunuffin greytiding non-antag fuckbags stop being fucking niggers for two goddamn seconds. If I could just kill and gib you every single time it's some unnecessary faggotry so you fuck the hell off for at least one fucking round of peace from your bullshit then yeah, maybe we'd have more security because it wouldn't be tedious unfun tard wrangling of infuriated spergs who increasingly break your shit, attack you, and cry to admins when they get my foot through their ass.
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>>121465730

Hi Vulgaris
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>>121465676
im not shiggy and I dont know what this means

>>121465730
k
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>>121465758
:^)
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>>121463937
rollercoaster of depression
>>
Guys, what if, tricord in the cryomix
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>>121465730
It's okay Vulgaris. You're still 10/10 to observe.
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>>121465676
949494 or rather 148 148 148 is the common grey on the jumpsuit, or so says dreammaker.
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>>121465872
It's for repairing clone damage and the brain damage from being clones. not a magic fucking heal tube. Do your job and feed him the fucking pills.
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>>121465872

Useless, the cryo mix is already good at healing damage

It's better to use that space for Dex+ (to quickly remove oxy for blood loss statis) and Anti-Tox (blood loss and saving massively poisoned/irradiated crewmen)

If you have a bluespace beaker, do DD/Tricord/Derma/Kelo/Bicard
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>>121466027
If it has blood loss it either needs a big dex+ pill and antitox to keep him up while you operate and stuff him with iron+food+blood. If he doesn't it's not a fucking magic heal tube, stop using it like one. Just pill their shit up and throw them out the door.
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>>121466157

Shoving someone into a cryo cell is faster than feeding pills, especially for instant medicine like Dex+. It also sleeps them which is useful if you are about to drag them to Surgery
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>>121466297
If he's about to die in the handful of seconds it takes to pull the dex+ off your belt then I dunno bro, you're working in the wrong job and handling triage in a bad way. That bitch is going in the cloner.
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>>121465676
Left to right:
>RGB 94 94 94
>Hex 949494
>hex c0c0c0 = RGB 148 148 148

Couldn't think of a meme option
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>>121466391

>Cloning for bloodloss

There are only three cases for bloodloss patients in a regular round :

>An antagonist knocked their shit six ways to Sunday and they are already dead with 500+ damage on arrival (often counting space damage). To the cloning pods straight away
>Someone/something mauled him or badly wounded him but didn't bother to finish him off, he either he dragged himself to Medbay before the bloodloss collapsed him or someone is dragging him in just in time. He needs Dex+ immediately to prevent him from dying, then to Surgery with intensive care (aka a blood IV and if possible another doctor to administer drugs)
>Same as above, but he wasn't able to make it to Medbay in time, you answered to a suit sensor warning late or someone found him. He needs to have his internals fixed up and defib, then needs shock therapy to survive major bloodloss until he's back up (never give blood before defibbing, if the player isn't coming back you're wasting precious blood bags)
>>
MFW YOU fucking nerds are playing and its 6 : 12 am

FUCKING NERDS!!!
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>>121466790
If it's not a serious case, he's not gonna burst into synthmeat while you take all of 2 seconds to jam the pill in him. If he is, then you're keeping him out of the round longer because you're more concerned with jerking off to how oh so great you are over the patient being able to get back in the round.
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>>121466863
They can't be worse than me. I watch them play at 6 : 12 am.
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>>121466948

>Killing someone and cloning them is acceptable Medbay practice because it's hard to figure out how to fix people

Clowns like you are the reason we keep nerfing Medbay over and over until all the shit doctors go do another job
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>>121466790
You can also drain blood from corpses. Flaps are all over to deconstruct and you can pda order blood from cargo easily. You can powergame and donate 3 whole bloodbags of O- per session just by yourself.it's not precious at all.
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>>121467040
Used condoms like you are why this station is garbage. It has nothing to do with capability or your self-centered ego and everything to do with the fastest route to get the player back into the round. If you want to jerk off to yourself, go elsewhere.
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>>121466863
>>121467025
>west coast
How awful
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>>121467179
Go back to TG, you fucking mutt.
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>>121467489
Go back to bay if you're more concerned about jerking off to surgical steps over the patient's gameplay experience.
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>>121467535
Go back to Venezuela, you brazilian corndog.
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i didnt get to use the fucking drug lab thanks to the HoS
and the funny part is i died trying to save him
>>
What exactly is EFTPOS?
>>
>>121467923
there is no chem dispenser in there
what sort of drug lab is that?
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>>121468074
He is using ghetto chem, can't you see the setup?
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>>121468112
we have ghetto chem?
holy shit i had no idea
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>>121467978
electronic funds transfer at point of sale
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>>121468161
Yup, it's pretty neat. It's on the wiki if you wan't to fuck with it.
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>>121467923
A drug lab used to make ILLEGAL NARCOTICS orjust a poor mans chemistry?

I didn't even know we had NARCOTICS aside from doobies and pills of Space Drugs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PKx3kS7f4A
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>>121468313
of course i was going to make killer narcotics
what sort of casual do you take me for?
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>>121468394
COCAINE ADDED WHEN
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>>121468394
Well aside from the two I mentioned, what others are there?
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>>121467923
>that outfit
>drug lab
my nigga
greytide pride station wide
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>>121467978
Remains of a poorly implemented old code that tries to make use of money. Just like the cash register. Works like a barcode scanner.
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>>121468752
It's great for charging the guy who thinks he's gonna get his crates he ordered via PDA without spending his money.
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>>121468597
logo
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>>121468991
Get outta here.
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>>121444491
Isn't Slate like, 60 fucking years old?
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>>121468450
you can always snort discount dans sauce and imagine its cocaine
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>>121444491
>senpai finally noticed you
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>>121469273
>Not hearing that as Space Asshole ensures only one will be left alive to tell his tale.
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>>121469330
>You'll never see a Slate with hair and decapitate it before revealing that it was an impostor cause you know your security records.
>>
In general, do you prefer Security that focuses on hunting down antagonists, or Security that focuses on arresting criminals?
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>>121465872
Keep in mind that I haven't really looked through cryo code and as such I don't really know too well how effectively cryo duplicates chems.
Tricord is not very efficient at healing. It metabolises at a regular rate of 0.2 and has an 80% chance of healing each of the main damages at 0.5 healed every time it does healed.

Healing for X units:
amount-healed * (X / custom_metabolism)

For tricord, this means that 10u will heal 25 of each basic damage at 100% proccing and an average of 20 of each damage.

For comparison, clonex heals 3 of each basic damage as well as clone damage every life() tick, and cryox brings this up to a total of 4 healing.
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>>121469925
>tfw some faggot ahelps that he got fukken brigged when he was breaking shit.
Antags. Faggot gets to fix what he broke or he gets 20 minutes in the cubes so he can't cause trouble while I work on finding who stole the CMO's panties.
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>>121469925
Who says they have to be mutually exclusive?
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>>121470171
I said "focuses on."
>>
Is there any backpacks with more than just 7 slots?
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>>121469925
Validhunting is a problem. They should be focused on arresting criminals. The one will take care of the other regardless though. The difference is only how much bitching is done in the thread post-shift.
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>>121470343
If you have a bag of holding, you can put 7 backpacks into it and then you'll have a backpack with 49 slots.
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>>121470251
It's all mutiny and that rates death

>>121470343
Put 6 backpacks in a bag of holding then put a bag of holding with 7 backpacks in that. 85 slots to do whatever.
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>>121470471
Put seven ore satchels with fifty plasma ore in each one in each backpack and you get 17150 items on your back alone
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>>121470693
>put a bag of holding in a bag of holding
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>>121470693
>putting a bag of holding in another bag of holding

Say hello to Lord Singuloth for me.
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>>121470693
>put a bag of holding in a bag of holding

HA HA HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE MADMAN
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>>121470693
You just gotta remember to label the bags or pick different looking ones so that you don't confuse yourself, everything will be fine if you just label your bags
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>>121470807
>>121470829
>>121470852
>>121470852
What you shitposting forced memelords? It doesn't do anything other than waste the shaft miner's diamond. I did it earlier this morning cause I needed more space to hold my hoard of guns, medkit, hyper caps and two bluespace beakers of fuel for my durand
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>>121470801
ore satchels fit in boxes as well, don't forget that.
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>>121471052
>a bag of holding with seven backpacks each with seven boxes each with seven ore satchels each with a stack of 50 plasma
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>>121471052
I was hesitant to assert that: I was certain they fit in pockets, but not entirely sure if they do in boxes. That makes it one hundred and twenty thousand ore bits, each one of which is a normal-sized item
>>
>Not using wallets and coins
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>>121471259
Ore satchels don't store sheets and ore doesn't stack
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>>121471373
The satchels hold 50 ore though. What are you talking about
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What's the thing that you hate most when people do it in spess?

Personally, it really irritates me when I ask a question over my department channel as a head of staff and no one responds.
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>>121471479
One is expected to refer to fifty sheets combined in a single item as a "stack", so your phrasing led me to believe you deemed it possible to insert a stack of sheets in an ore bag, I'm terribly sorry if I misunderstood
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>>121471519
People that open firelocks that have an active alert. Especially during fires or plasma floods. People like them are what make it a living hell to fix up, they spread it all fucking over, and they often get people killed by doing so but don't care cause they're a borg or some powershitter in a stolen atmos suit that is immune to all the collateral damage they cause.

Closely followed by people that deconstruct walls, cut airlock wires, cut cameras or smash windows and don't fix it immediately after they get whatever they want
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>>121471317
>wallet only found as cargo or botanist, good luck asking them for one
>wallet doesn't work as ID even if it fits the slot
>coins are slow to make
>the coin mint takes long to set the amount of coins
>barely any use for coins if you can afford them

Maybe in a few updates.
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>>121454417
>no drungi
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>>121473348
>http://pastebin.com/EJPSjWT0
Drungi died the day the other keklefucks swaggered into it and fucked shit up.
>>
STANDS WHEN
T
A
N
D
S
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>>121473548
But that isn't Drungi, that's a washing machine
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>>121473613
No. We don't need more memeshit in the game.
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>>121473851
You're a meme faggot.

Fight me
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>>121474000
Toolboxes at dawn
Jokes on you, mines in a pneumnatic cannon
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>>121474110
Say your prayers
I've got cult armor
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>>121471519
When I've got three subordinate engineers and two subordinate atmos techs but I still have to do absolutely everything engineering-related on the station because everyone is busy with autism projects or playing assistants with hardsuits.
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>>121474110
>>121474354
HUMAN potential HARM DETECTED
TIME TO FLOOD THE STATION WITH N2O
>>
the links to the goal horns on the wiki are wrong.
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>>121474593
JOKES ON YOU M.A.L.F. THE CAPTAIN DIDN'T SECURE THE DISC AND GUESS WHO JUST GUESSED THAT THE NUKE CODE WAS 123456. YOU HAVE 56 SECONDS TO COMPLY.
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>>121474658
you what
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>>121474718
>123456
Your code is bogus, mate.
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>>121474567
Well maybe when they have an autism project role you'll see you have 0 engineers and can rest assured you're alone. :^)
Some bitch baby is gonna force the AI to call it or the CMO decides that he's the supreme captain of all things and we're leaving or the captain calls it without consulting his chief engineer on the status of the engineering emergency,. you can try recall warring but you spend more time recalling than fixing and then people ahelp after they die trying to kill you and it's just a big pile of disgusting. No point in fixing shit these days. I don't even setup power anymore and just get to whatever I wanted to do. Fuck those entitled faggots to heck.
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>>121474718
BWOINK
what are you doing? are you going to antagonize as antag on my watch?
BAN U
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>>121475048
IT'S TOO LATE, NOBODY CAN STOP IT NOW. M.A.L.F. WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS ON MY WATCH.
>>