which irc is your favorite irc edition
>New to the thread? Look here before embarrassing yourself
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/file
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
Sites: trade.tf bazaar.tf backpack tf/classifieds tf2outpost.com
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: trade.tf backpack.tf
Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me scrapwh.com scrap.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
just a tf2center refugee waiting for Valve's warm shelter
who is missing from this list
from last thread >
>go on tf2.com late november, 2015
>new blog post
>"Competitive is Here!"
>download the update
>stare at screen as the last percent turns over
>wait 25 minutes for a game
>returning to matchmaking with high priority
>returning to matchmaking with high priority
>bugs out and I have to start over
>wait 25 minutes for a game
>returning to matchmaking with high priority
>sending client info
>read blog post again
>all maps but 2fort stricken from game
>all comics updated to take place on 2fort
>open game again
>goes into a 2fort bot map from startup
>turn off computer
>last thing I see is gibus and wave
ready for competitive, guys?
Hot steamy opinions on weapons changes
Radius penalty increased back to 15%
Rockets now have more viable model
Double donk window decreased from .5 seconds to .33 seconds
Double donks no longer occur when hit by a second loose cannon projectile while a roller explodes at your feet
Cannonball impact increased to 65 damage from 60
Explosion damage decreased slightly
Double donk damage is now 135
Split into two different weapons, one for pyro one for soldier
+15% switch speed
Minicrits targets launched by airblast in the last 3 seconds
-50% clip size
+25% faster weapon switch
Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions for 5 seconds after being deployed
-34% clip size
Applies basic pushforce instead of resetting momentum and applying an upwards pushforce.
Airblasted targets recive 50% of airblast push force if still airborn from previous airblast
Ubered targets recive full knockback when airborn
Reflected explosions no longer mini-crit pyro
Reflected explosions now have a 35% self damage resistance
Airblast cooldown reduced to .6 seconds from .75 after successful reflect or extinguish
While at full uber and while deploying:
+10% movement speed increase
+15% damage vulnerability to explosives
+15% increase in pushforce taken
Increased damage taken while active to 15%
15% decreased movement speed for 4 seconds after usage
-25% clip size penalty
-10% damage penalty
With every kill, Clip size increases by 5 needles, Firing speed increases by 10%, and movement speed increases by 3%, capping at 4 kills.
Airblast cost decreased to 10 ammo.
Airblast is still 20 ammo
Afterburn duration decreased to 5 seconds
Damage penalty increased to 20%
Reflected projectiles no longer mini-crit
Reflected projectiles travel 25% faster
Airblast is still 50 ammo
Crit angle increased to 120 degrees
Reserve shooter shouldn't have any switch bonus when degreaser exists.
Also, I think that degreaser should suffer a longer cooldown for the ability to airblast on top of it's damage reduction
Goddamit Valve... I'm experiencing a weird glitch. Opening the chat at certain moments will break my game. It gets me stuck in a state in which I'm in the chat box but also I'm able to fire and use all the keys. I can't rotate the camera (since the curson is on) or even quit the match, so I have to close the game manually.
>PLS GIB ME SHIT AT MY PROFIT
I just got back into the game too and you don't see me begging people to trade their items at a loss, or complaining on top of that when someone says no and/or calls you on your shit.
Why are you implying it's trading at their loss?
My Fabricator is 3.50, the C.A.P.P.E.R is 7.50, meaning there's a 4 dollar difference.
My misc is a Fast Learner, which may only be worth 3 ref in game, but if someone is looking for it, it'd be a lot cheaper for them than buying it from the store for 5 bucks. I'm not including the value of the paint on it.
My misc is worth
Just because your stupid fucking box is worth $3.50 doesn't mean it'll sell like hotcakes like the CAPPER would, in fact I doubt anyone with half a brain would take the meticulous time to finish your fabricator.
Literally nobody with even a shred of human intelligence would buy anything except for seasonal keys out of the valve store for any reason.
Your argument isn't just bad, it's void.
You're dumb enough to try to pawn an unfinished fabricator for a commando grade, high-demand weapon skin.
Go onto a trade server and find some ten year old that's dumb enough to take it.
And then go ahead and be dumb enough to think it does anything special for you besides making you look like a faggot with a Nerf gun.
>want to dm very late in the evening
>EU dm's aren't populated
>see NA dm pop up in the server browser
>"oh well why not"
>only scout on my team
>wipe the fucking floor with the 2 other scouts in several 1v1s
>they start focusing and double teaming me
>they run across gully mid just to chase me down
>literally ignoring the two soldiers and the demo on my team
whats the point of DM'ing then
fucking NA players man
Hey guys I'm just getting back into TF2, can anyone trade me an unusual for my fabricator so I can start building my inventory again?
I promise it's not le ebin maymay I price checked with the Valve Store :^)
This was tweeted and sone gamestop folks claimed its gonna be 59.99 on all platforms
gj blizz LEL
This will never happen
I doubt blizzard is this retarded
Nobody will play this polished piece of shit if its 60 bucks
People were hyped because it was a polished f2p piece of shit, which is a thing that practically never happens
This doesn't actually mean anything other than that the "Invite" function now works in the beta menu. You can try it if you have a HUD with a section allocated in advance for MM.
Someone buy my Strange Genuine Righteous Bison for 2 keys.
>kill people by airblasting them off the side of the map
>sometimes juggle people with several airblasts just to kill them that way
>get called worse than hitler
Post 'em along with cases gotten.
I've gotten 1 so far.
I've gotten two cases.
One was that fucking Jason mask, the other was an Unusual.
Also, I had good luck as a scout on harvest.
zero cases, can't muster up the will to play mann manor
i got the cute bat cosmetic from transmuting so that was neat
this phlog shitter got at least 10 mmphs in one life so I switched to sniper and headshot his fucking ass the second his taunt ended and I feel like a million bucks
Around 8 cases.
Too bad I was dumb and started doing the missions a few days ago so I couldn't get cash from them.
#cpmpickup is best irc desu lads desu
>tfw no boyfriend to carry me
>tfw no boyfriend to call me a stupid whore when i mess up and to remind me im his
>tfw i will never have victory sex after winning a match
>tfw i will never experience him pounding my fuckhole to vent his anger after a loss
why even live? ; ~ ;
pls be nice :x
i never believed it would affect tf2 much but this just guarantees it
threadly reminder that Healslut has THE best butt
is that even a question
>tfw will never rest my head on healslut's amazing thighs after a long session of ruining idiots
an abstract type of hell
This guy walks up and slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?
no one has ever called me toots before ;o
You missed Gun Mettle, which was the most significant update.
Ignore the maps, just scroll down to the gameplay changes. Some of the major ones:
>Dead Ringer has been changed to only absorb 20% of incoming fire when activated; cannot pick up cloak while cloaked; speed boost upon activation
>Mini-Sentries build a hell of a lot slower now
>Jag's been buffed, best defensive wrench now
>Loch-n-Load now only has a daamage bonus against buildings
>BFB has finally been nerfed to remove boost upon taking damage
>Black Box received a slight nerf
>Scorch Shot was buffed to have a bigger radius, Detonator was nerfed to give more self-damage for some reason
>Sydney Sleeper now applies Jarate on every scoped hit; still does not extinguish teammates
>Tomislav is 20% more accurate now
>Bazaar Bargain is a straight upgrade
>Vaccinator is SHIT now, don't even bother
That's pretty much it, just check the page for the complete+more detailed list.
>dead ringer nerf
>black box nerf
Yeah, the era of Loch/Tide Turner/Eyelander Demoknights plaguing literally every server is finally over.
It's the Loose Cannon now.
There aren't really any ridiculously overpowered weapons anymore, nothing that was on the level of the post-Love&War Loch n Load.
Oh, I forgot to mention: Wrangler nerf. Sigafoo Save is no longer possible.
shoebox is a good scout but looks like papa tiger..... takes it home
If you were from where I was from, you'd be fucking dead
I'm a force of nature
What a lot of people don't know is that this "bug" isn't a bug at all, but rather an embarrassing result of the degenerative leg disease our motion capture actor, Del Bluskin, has bravely endured for over a decade now, which has turned the lower half of his skeleton into something that looks like two raw bacon strips held up in a wind tunnel. To be honest, Del's been a part of the Valve family for so long, we just didn't have the heart to fire him simply because his ailment had rendered him grossly incompetent at his own job. To be even more honest, we didn't have the heart to engage in a long verbal sparring match with Valve's legal team, who told us that under no circumstances could we fire Del.
I'm trying to go for a 40's-50's scifi theme for my Scout that revolves around the CAPPER because of its alien raygun look
Which miscs do you think would suit it? I was thinking Cardigan + Argyle Ace + Bills Hat, but a Fast Learner + converse may fit better
Crit a Cola
>Makes Scout even faster than he already is, nearly impossible to hit a good scout with a crit-a-cola speed
>Downside of 10% more damage taken is almost meaningless
>One shots 4/9 classes at close range and Medic needs a papercut to be finished off, or you can use FaN and one shot Medic too
>One of 5 weapons completely banned from all comp
>Minicrits have no fall off so Scatter can be used on long range
>The only real downside is not having a pistol
In my opinion it's pretty damn powerful and one of the absolute best offensive Scout secondary, however I can see why people call it OP.
What do you think?
Jesus, are Valve contractually obligated to hire Nolan North every year, or does the guy just love doing Merasmus lines?
Any weapon in the game can be OP when judged in a vacuum.
>super high speed also makes it harder to control how you aim at people
>damage ramp-up lets you get one-shot by rockets if you're not at perfectly full health, and means you're fucked if you get spotted before getting close enough to someone to actually use your scattergun
>getting within point-blank of someone unnoticed to meatshot them will only happen in pubs with bad players
>one-shotting a Medic means you have to use the FaN, which makes you worse against almost everything else in the game
>mini-crits at long range means you'll be doing 9 damage per shot instead of 6
>pistol is one of the best secondaries in the game because you can actually fight people who are more than 15 feet away from you
He's fucking Nolan North. One of the most renowned VA's right now. I'm pretty sure he could easily get better-paying gigs doing voices for high-budget games. Yet every year he comes back and does Merasmus for Valve.
Just found a Name Tag for the first time in like 5 years, what do I name?
>This Strange Turbine Torcher
>Strange Specialized Killstreak Tomislav
>Strange Specialized Killstreak Spycicle
>Strange Cloak and Dagger
First to get dubs decides, pick weapon and name in your post.
If you can only one shot bad players then why is it completely banned in competetive?
I hope that guy with the sheriff engie is here because I did a thing on a whim
yay i got the last page i needed to make the spellbook
I crit whipped a plat scout to death in a pub today
small thing but it made my day
>i meant items i deleted myself, i dont want a glitched item i just want my party hat back
They don't do it, I've tried. Best bet is get an alt, get the hat, and then gift it to yourself
click "deleted items"
i cant link it because 4chan thinks it's spam
>Each game has a built-in feature that requires confirmation when an item is about to be deleted. It is the user's responsibility to ensure that this is intentional.
>Steam Support does not restore deleted items.
Its a good day to laugh at blizzdrones
>their beta is clucking all their fanbase
>f2p turns out to be a 60 bucks price tagged FPS
>skins confirmed, aka more in-game transactions despite not being f2p
>game isnt out for another 6 months
Don't really like these maps or game modes.
>drinking anything other than clean cooked dark coffee or espresso
orange porffisionalla scattering gun or gold scattering gun
Why do the mannpower servers always crash? (pic related)
Is it just the virginia ones? It only happens on mannpower servers
Sucks because I really like mannpower now even though I thought it was stupid before
>easy mode in hard mode
i'm not brave enough to do it i compulsively a/d
Guys, when I go to the marketplace to sell my items, most of them don't show up under my TF2 tab. I'm a premium user (I think, since I bought a key from their store and I have a ton of inventory space), and I have tons of supposedly tradeable items (they don't say "can't be traded" or anything like that), but the only things that show up in the trade window are crates and a chocolate I got from a crate.
What am I doing wrong here?
here you go ;^)
Thanks mang, you're a cool dude.
So, anything I don't want and that's not marketable should I just craft it into something else, or should I try to trade it? What do people usually do?
>mfw 92% charged and everyone stops moving, even the projectiles
he also had the equalizer
Hey, I haven't played TF2 in years but I'm hoping someone can help me find a map name.
It was a rocket jump map, a tower climb, with water at the bottom. I think there was a CP on top. The first jump was in the middle of a square tower that made you jump way higher than you were supposed to. It wasn't too hard, not a lot of trick jumps, I just remember it being really comfy.
eu hl upward
mic is still not working in all valve games
sounds very low pitched and garbled
tried fucking around with steam setting and tf2 setting with no luck
mic works fine in literally every program that isn't a valve game