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Amusement, organism frustration palpable, acquire skill terran.

>What is Heroes of the Storm?
An Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides developed by Blizzard Entertainment.

>What makes Heroes of the Storm different from other already known and popular MOBAs?
Matches last 15-25 minutes, Item system replaced with Talents, focus on objectives and team fights.

>where do I find you meme-loving faggots
/join /vg/

>What hero should I buy?
Find the ones you enjoy playing and buy those. Don't buy cheap heroes just to get into Hero League, it's not worth rushing into.

>FAQ | Tips & Tricks - Check before posting questions.
http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips

>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/

Free Hero Rotation: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/free-hero-rotation

Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default

Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesnexus.com/talent-calculator

Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/HotSG

Old Thread: >>121190345
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First for Li Li
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kjshkjshdbsfd
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3rd for abandoned snowmen
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4th :^)
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Rehgar is shit, stop forcing that meme
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>>121347624
Why is Gazlowe such utter shit?
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What if locust nest was a level 7 talent and regenerative microbes was a passive?
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>i first pick leoric on shrines
ok
>next guy on my team picks artanus and says in chat "don't count me as a tank I'm going full dmg"
ok.............
>next player picks johanna
Ok...
>next player picks lili for some fucking reason
>final pick is SGT HAMMER WOO
>Johanna doesn't take ktp
>lili takes blinding wind abilities against jainia kerrigan
>every shrine our Sgt hammer sieges up in a retarded place
>gets dove by muradin, kharazim and kerrigan
>dies instantly every time
I JUST WANT RANK 2

Why do I get level 30s in placements on my team?? What the fuck
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>>121348139
ults back with evo
tunnel standard with monstrosity
5 bear meta
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>>121348139
Abathur would be a happy camper
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>people at R1 HL barely seem better than the retards in AI games

what's the fucking point of ranking up again
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>>121348078
>tfw just won a game at rank 3 in 12 minutes with a gazlowe on my team

I actually almost just left the game because I thought he was going to troll
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>>121348183
there's no getting away from them

it's impossible to outrank mediocre or outright retarded players. if/when you get a lemon on your team, it's gg.
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>>121348247
Theres a hero in HoN that can copy an enemy just like abathur but the ults are usable

It's pretty cool. Doesn't seem op in that game
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>>121348316
So that you can trash talk lower rank players duh?
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>>121348316
having a 1 on your ss
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How the fuck do escape the hell that is rank 20?
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>Illidan situational pick
In what situation exactly should I be picking him?
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>>121348603
pandamonium
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>>121348727
>no stuns on enemy team
>no blinds on enemy team
>pocket healer and/or abathur on your team
>bonus squishies with no escape on enemy team
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How many maps are the new?

I haven't played for a few months and I queued and got thsi weird eternal angel demon battle thing. There were 7 when I played, I think spiders was newest.
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>>121349113
they added two Diablo themed maps after Spider Queen and are apparently gonna announce new maps at Blizzcon this weekend
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>>121349461
Can we hope for star craft maps?
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>>121349461
So is that 9 maps and 43 heroes then?

Sounds like fun, one of the reasons I got bored was because only like 30 heroes.
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Talked my friend into trying hots. What hero from the poorfag rotaiton should he pick to support my cool asthmadan well?
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>>121349634
I heard 4 heroes were getting announced so we'd be up to 45 I think, then 2 maps to get to 9. Of course we'll have to wait forever to actually get them, but it's something
>>121349618
I'm not Dustin Browder so I can't say, but I don't think so
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>>121349657
Raynor or Muradin
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>>121349657
lili
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So my rank is growing higher and i am starting to be matched against good player, but i don't want that, how do i make it so that i am matched against low level players who are bad at the game?
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>>121349713
>I heard 4 heroes were getting announced so we'd be up to 45 I think, then 2 maps to get to 9
But we already have 9 maps and 43 heroes, so we'd be up to 47 heroes and 11 maps right?
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>>121349737
>ranged to complement ranged
u wot
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>>121349742
Abathur on haunted mines every time all time. you will be playing with shiiters at rank 50 in no time
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>>121349742
Play QM
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>>121349763
shit I guess I thought we were still at 41 heroes for some reason
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>>121349820
How does that even work?
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What do you know, another shitty tyrande player on my qm team, a quick look at their profile and, yes, they also play sylvanas more than any other hero, fuck these shitters
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So my fetish is dealing massive instant damage to heroes. What is the best hero for me?
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>>121351310
chen
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>>121351310
Kael
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>>121351310
Azmodan.
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>>121351310
Lili
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What's the meta build for Leoric? Sometimes I see him absolutely wrecking and other times he's just a joke.
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>>121351253
I think that was me
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>>121352070
>Sometimes I see him absolutely wrecking and other times he's just a joke.
That depends on the enemy team, not on your build
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>>121352070
Just build him for infinite sustain.
Never die, and then if you die you still didn't even die.
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>>121352070
>range and heal increase on your spoop hand
>range increase and second swipe on your iron broom
>party crypt with spikes at lvl 20
>burning fury

Is how I play him. 20-1 win rate in HL. Dunno if thats good.
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Where the FUCK is Maiev????
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>>121352554
Does party crypt require more skill to use properly? It just seems bad to me. What comps would you take it against?
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>>121352554
Its horrible
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>>121352678
It reks enemy positioning. Use to isolate squishies, low HP heroes who are running for their lives, or cock block ganks against your own team. It does take time to figure out when to use it, but once you know, it can turn team fights around. Doesn't work as well against ranged heroes (but then again, neither does March)

>>121352824
Can you help me find a better one ;-;
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>>121352678
it does because its literally his skill gate
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>Reasons my opponents lose against my Illidan:
>1. They were not prepared
>2. They felt the hatred of ten thousand years
>3. Valla was pushing bottom solo
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What characters from Overwatch do you guys want in Heroes of the Storm. Keep it to 5 characters.
>Reinhardt
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>>121353608
gibe Pharah
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>>121353608
>Reaper
>Tracer
>McCree
>Winston
>Mercy
>Reinhardt
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>>121353608
Widowmaker, McCree and Mercy
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>>121353680
>5

You illiterate fuck.
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>>121353608
Honestly I can see reaper and winston being applied very well into Hots
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>>121353608
none pls
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>>121353712
>>121353680
>McCree
>unavoidable forced damage ult

Balanced/10
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>>121353608
Blizzard is low on waifus but luckily Overwatch brings in a bunch.
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>>121353894
the fuck they are
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>>121353712
Widowmaker would just be Nova though
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>>121354061
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>>121353972
There are like barely any waifus left in wow and maybe like a protoss female and some female angel from d3.

Blizzard didn't really have that many females in their other three franchises.
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>>121354109
Thanks for replying
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>>121354061
No, but she would be able to lane, her character when not scoped uses an smg, probably wouldn't have stealth, use a grapple hook to escape/engage, drops mines. The only thing they have in common is being able to snipe.
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>>121354241
So basically Sonya, but with a sniper ult and more range. Nice, you've just made 2 characters obsolete
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>>121354124
for starters
Queen Azshara
Lady Liadrin
Maiev Shadowsong
High General Brigitte Abbendis
Sentinel General Shandris Feathermoon
Yrel
Garona
Aegwynn
Freya
Vanessa VanCleef
Sally Whitemane
Valeera Sanguinar
Blood-Queen Lana'thel
Alleria Windrunner
Vereesa Windrunner
Moira Thaurissan
Aysa Cloudsinger
Twin demons: Grand Warlock Alythess and Lady Sacrolash
Alexstraza
Ysera
Chronormu
Onyxia
Any of cenarius's daughters
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>>121354124
I can think of

Maiev
Shandris
Azshara
that blood elf female paladin,
Aegwynn
Alexstraza
Ysers
Chromie
Whitemane

I think that about does it for wow females
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>>121354384
Why would an assassin make a warrior obsolete?
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>>121354384
Valla can vault in any direction, therefore sonya is obsolete. Use your head anon...
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>>121354384
Her Ult would be her ult from the game, the vision across the map would be very useful if the other team was focusing on bots or camps. Since she has no stealth, I would give her a little more health than Nova. I'd give her the same range as nova though, with the ability to charge her shots the longer you hold your ability.
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>>121354124
You would think with like 11 years of the MMO, 3 RTS game like 20 books and a tons of comics and other material they should have a tone of females, but most of them aren't important or relevant.

A lot of >>121354401 are nobodies, crazy wow doesn't have a ton more waifus
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>>121354748
you dont have to be a faction leader to be a waifu, Anon
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>>121354821
You should at least have story relevance, otherwise just put a bunch of race females. Lonika Stillblade when?
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>>121354917
Any named character can have her backstory filled in, its all made

Overwatch doesnt have some decade old lore
>In several quests, she expresses her feelings of guilt and regret for her past measures to make to stop the corruption. Lurielle tries to reclaim the glades and restore what was lost, but not everything is replaceable. She fears that much is beyond saving, but refuses to give up hope.

Three more paragraphs and shes ready to go
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>>121353608

A lot of those heroes seem fun, we will probably end up just getting tracer though.

>>121353873

Maybe he would shoot out like projectiles that are like nova's triple tap, but they only lock onto people in cone in front of him with one of them, they can be block, but he can get from 1-5 depending on how many heroes are in the area and they would hit harder than one projectile from nova's ult.
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>>121355207
The difference is overwatch characters all have unique designs, abilities, personalities and even minor backstories. Overwatch isn't a story game, in a story driven game like wow the characters need more than a line of quest text to stand out. They need story relevance.
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>mfw every qm game has 2-3 afkers
>half the time they miss the first objective
>mfw the enemy team never fucking has afks
just kill me now
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>>121355859
It's time to level up
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Zerg Infested Li Li skin when?
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>>121356525
after school uniform and swimsuit and cat girl and nurse and slave leia
and speedo chen

hopefully
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So what's all this aboot?
Found it while playing Dragon Shire yesterday.
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>>121357132
new hero coming
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>>121357132
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/forum/topic/17345876306
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>>121357270
oh, how very special.
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>>121357579
>i'm in shape, fyi
lol
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>>121357579
>(i'm in shape, fyi)
Yea sure thing nerd
lmao
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>>121357579
No one cares, faggot.
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>>121357579
I feel sorry for you, man.

You honestly think anybody in this general gives a single shit about you?

Glad I'm not this pathetic or I might just kill myself.
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>>121357579
Sounds like a bronze hospital, alright
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Why haven't they teased out any information at all as to what we might be able to look forward to at blizzcon? It's like they've completely abandoned this game already.
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>>121357579
>that thing to the left
IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS
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>>121357763
They just want maximum hype I guess. I have no clue who the next hero could be.


It better be Kel'thuzad.
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>>121357810
pretty shitty way to maximize the hype

They could atleast have posted whos that pokemon silhouettes
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>>121357810
They are maximizing hype by not talking about it and making people forget there is a hots panel?
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>>121357868
>WHO'S THAT MOUNT?
>they pick random characters people have been whining for and turned them into mounts
>now you can watch your fave warcraft heroes run on all fours while carrying your hero on their back!
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>>121357929
>Implying I wouldn't mount Garrosh
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>>121357929
theres plenty of heroes I would like to use as mounts
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>>121357929
>tfw no Jaina to ride like a bicycle
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>>121348389
I generally get the lemon on my team lost a few ranks in a week due to them but it sure as hell feels good not having shitters on my team.
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>>121357579
>>121357740
Feel better
git gud
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>>121357929
i want this to happen now, kind of.
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>>121357579
>>121357740
>>121358406
Post dick or gtfo
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why are ranks 10-14 the absolute worst
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>>121358730
I'm sure they are better than placement match shitters like me.
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>>121353608
Zenyatta, Junkrat, Mcree, Tracer, Bastion.
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Abathur free week when!
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>>121359249
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>121355851
>>121354401
all of these with the exception of the Twin demons have alot of lore though
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>>121359249
That looks painful as all hell.
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>>121359249
once you get banned how we will find out if you died
i want to unsend you the little toy
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>>121359615
dynamic ip's, nigga
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>>121359661
at the bronze hospital?
I was all ready to jack off and go to bed now bronze dick is in the back of my mind
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>>121359719
bronze namefag's bronze dick at bronze hospital in your bronze mind while you do your bronze dick play
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>>121359249
are you still high
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>>121359249
ouch
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alright so I can't find it anywhere on the google so I came here.
there is a portrait that has chen with an academic hat.
how the flying fuck do I get that?
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>>121360475
ebay
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>>121360475
>>121360514
or go to college and join tespa
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>>121359615
w-why do you want to do that?
>>121359527
>>121360179
the first time it was put in i screamed like fuck because the lady jammed it in way too fast/was inexperienced and they had literally just relocated my wrist. they had to get two very experienced people to calm me down and put it in after that

i've had it put in a total of three times, with one failed attempt. when done correctly it hurts for a second. it actually feels good if you pull on it lightly but suddenly/unexpectedly. nurses always seem to touch the damn thing and laugh when i jump after they graze it.
>>121360065
somewhat, the pain keeps my high from being enjoyable
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Why is quick match always one sided bullshit?
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>>121362368
because this game is for casuals and children
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AZMODAN A CUTE

Seriously how do I play this guy
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>>121362368
because qm is fundamentally broken
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>>121362603
taste for blood is everything that matters
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>be Muradin
>don't give a shit about anything, just walk into any fight and win
is this the comfiest tank ever? i think so desu
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>>121363032
rank 40 must be so nice
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>>121363032
>get low on health
>lol just jump out senpai
best tank
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One day until deep dive lads.
Are you ready?
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>>121363032
that's not Chen
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How to I make Chen work? All I can really see him doing is be a distraction damage sponge. Like I can just go into a fortification and just chug cum all day and not be bothered unless someone attacks me.
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>>121363507
get in the middle of a fight, star smacking people and then start drinking your brew
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>Overwatch may actually cost 60 dollars.

Hots saved.
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>>121363602
lol, dead game
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>>121363602
>games have been priced at this level for 2 decades now
>in spite of inflation

lel poorfag
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>>121348412
Just you wait until you get two lilis healing their team
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>>121363386
>check schedule
>literally only one short Q&A panel and it's for WoW only

what the fuck man
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Anyone got that website that has all of the hero sounds on it?
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>tfw winning the first 10 placement matches of ranked
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>>121363602
Doubt it, more likely to go with the dota 2 model
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>tfw faggots who go afk if they think we are going to lose
i really wish they would add a kick vote
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>>121364652
congrats you're officially tetter than like rank 30 lol
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>>121365184
A vote to surrender would be better
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>>121364216
It's more of paying that for a small arena shooter that is multiplayer only.
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>>121364657
Rumor is gamestop started taking preorders for it on ps4, xbone and PC. All 60 dollars.
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>>121359249
duuuude.
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>>121365943
Yeah and amazon listed bloodborne as a PC game
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>>121362718
if you can hit your globes and your teammates help out with the stacking/killing
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>>121366127
The difference with that is blizzcon is tomorrow. You know they going to announce stuff for overwatch this could be it.
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>>121366127

>overwatch on xbox one, ps4
>won't cost 60 dollars
>implying blizzard isn't jewish enough to charge PC users at least $40+
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Gee, thanks Blizz.
I hoped "Road to Blizzcon promotional material" would at least contain some of those HoTS skin codes cards. But rubber balls with lights are fine, yea...
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>>121366634
Throw them on the stage/at the guy on stage during the opening ceremony
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>>121366689
buttplugs? Glowing in the dark? Count me in.
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>>121366634
>>121366689
Well, to be honest, they are a little bit cute, in a "church fair tat" way. Those on the other hand are rubbish. I'll give them my one WoW addcited friend There were also some fridge magnets.
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>>121366974
Will I get skin codes if I shove it up my butt?
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>>121365449
>rank 30
lmao i'm only playing with people that are rank 1-4 currently
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>>121353608
Just Zenyatta. The rest are fucking stupid, but add in Tracer if it will get these fucking waifufags to shut the fuck up for a couple weeks.
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>>121366634
m8 I would dead ass kill a man for a Diablo light up rubber ball like that.
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When will Blizzard finally make Arthas into a legit hero who is not bigger deadweight than Tychus?
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>€30 for a "virtual ticket"
>a bunch of virtual items and boring panels
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>>121367417
duh
the placement matches start at the lowest rank and then go higher
your first 10 games were against shitters so winning them makes you better than like rank 30 lol
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>>121368228
When you stop being retarded and realize Arthas is perfectly fine in a double tank comp.
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>>121368930
I started against level 40+ then going lower and lower each time :3
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>>121368228

>being this bronze
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>>121353608
>Reinhardt
>Roadhog as a Stitches skin
>Widowmaker as a Nova skin
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Gurky and Lurky when?
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>get worst team comp ever
>everyone just disconnects after a couple minutes
NICE
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>>121369592

>tales at rank 40
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>>121357579
>be senjinn
>be bronze at HotS
>be bronze at life
>be bronze at riding motorcycles
>try to afk against the other drivers to farm XP
>it doesn't work
>get sent to a bronze hospital
>they lose the special bronze plates they're inserting in me
>finally get them
>try to afk to farm pain meds
>get silenced
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>>121369751
you just get queued with any random shitters in qm though
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>>121368372
>€0 for a restream of boring panels
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Is playing nothing but abbey, murky, and TV autistic? Is it worse to have master skins for them all?
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>>121368228
>Arthas
>dead weight

Please fuck off
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Why is the ally AI so retarded? The enemy AI group up at objectives and shit very well and unless I direct them mine will just run in and die, and thats limited to pinging them to follow me, if I ping to defend a fort they won't do shit.

Why is this?
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How does ranked work? I feel like people would just yell at me all the time for not knowing whatever the meta is
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>>121353608
Soldier76. We're all soldiers now
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>>121370621
AI is tied to your MMR.
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>>121358406
I will send you a card if you coach me
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>>121370691
>get paired with good teammates
>win
>get paired with retards
>lose

simple as that my man. game is just a coin flip.
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>>121358406
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>>121370935
wat
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>>121371272
The more you suck... the more your AI is gonna suck.
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>>121371410
doubt
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>>121370347

No

buying murky's master skin should be punishable by death however, as his best skin is clearly grunty
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>>121371251
So you only win when you get carried?
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>>121371251

>not being the good teammate for someone else

spoken like a true dumpster
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>>121371828
are you implying there aren't literal retards playing this game that drag everyone down with them constantly
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>>121372112
If every game is a coin flip, why do pro players consistently do good and have high MMR? Do they alter probability in their favor?
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>>121371828
there is no carrying in this game. if you believe that exists then you are fucking stupid.

>>121372090
i'm always good, but i can't control the other 4.
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>>121372248

>im always good

post ur hotdogs you bronze faggot
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>>121371686
But that costs money you aren't being a gud goyim and giving blizzard your shekels again are you?
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why isn't it a bannable offense to play rexxar?
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>>121372662
Because Rexxar is actually good.
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>>121372410
hotdogs doesn't prove anything when skill is measured based on a win/lose basis. if there was a way to accurately measure my skill then i would be pretty high ranked.

>>121372221
they play with other people so the game is actually about skill and not probability of being with retards. even srey the top ranked player admits games are hopeless depending on your teammates. some people are just lucky and don't get shit teammates.
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>>121372221
because they play with their friends
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>>121372751
nice try Misha
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>>121372761
>hotgods doesn't prove anything
top kek
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>bronzies will NEVER learn
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>>121372501

>i didn't buy it on sale
>he doesn't have disposable income

>>121372761


Nobody EVER said that MMR reflects skill, it reflects game impact. You are as expected to have the same impact per game (as well as win) as often as the other players of your MMR rank, which from your 'i'd be higher boo hoo im 3skilled5u' comment is probably abysmal

if 'when i lose my team is good and when i lose my team is bad' then you are the exact spot in MMR where you belong, the bottom of the fucking dumpster

stay bronze
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>>121373263
>game impact

another way of saying skill.
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>>121373391

no, you're a fucking idiot.

matchmaking is done before the draft, and the game isn't keeping an MMR for each hero you play.

You use your skill at certain heroes to have an impact in the outcome of the game. They are not the same thing.
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>see opposing team pick a very low burst lineup (monk, tass, johanna, zagara, nazeebo)
>decide to go double healer with lili and malf, both planning to take damage ults
>bronzie on team flaming in draft and ingame 24/7 about how we're all retards and deserve to lose
>we crush them easily

when will they learn
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>>121373721
i am a good player with skill, that alone shows that i have "impact" or whatever you want to call it. that doesn't change the fact i can be placed with 4 shitters who will ruin the game. there is no carrying in this game. i can't run into 5 with my game impact skill and win by myself. also it doesn't matter which hero i play, they are all the same basically. this isn't a fighting game where you actually have to work and play to understand a character. i can read a heroesskills and i'm already good because of how easy they are.
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>>121374375
>it doesn't matter which hero i play, they are all the same basically.
They're not the same at all. KT, Jaina or Leoric can easily carry 4 retards. Malfurion or Uther cannot.
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>>121374375
post slogs faggot
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>>121374348
>wanting burst damage
>taking malfurion
>not taking rehgar
fucking bronzie
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>>121375217
I don't think you quite understand that story.
The enemy team had no burst damage and low damage overal so we picked two healers that have no problem healing steady, non-burst damage.
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>>121374581
uhhh no they can't. there is no carrying in this game. i can carry in dota 2, but this game is not possible. unless you play with a team the match is a coin flip because 1 person cannot drive the game any which way.
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>>121375217
they didn't want burst damage, they wanted sustained heals
and btw picking twilight bronze is always retarded no matter what.
If you want more damage as malfurion you can get the w talents, but you still take tranq
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>>121374375

you are a crybaby faggot

>you don't have to know heroes capabilities or restrictions and how those apply to changing contexts within a game

as i said before, spoken like a true dumpster

if you are as good as you say you are, you will go up in MMR no matter who you queue with. It is inevitable. There are fewer chances for all 4 peopleon YOUR team to be a retard (as you're so fucking good) than the enemy team which can have 5. If you are stuck at a certain MMR you are bad, and that is the only explanation

fuck off you autistic dipshit

>>121375452

>there is no carrying

true

>1 person cannot drive the game any which way

confirmed repurposed rubber chip league
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>>121375452
They most certainly can. KT especially since his kit is OP and allows him to do anything and everything.
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>>121375531
i speak the truth, i'm sorry that it hurts you so much and makes you so angry. this game is flawed for solo queue, you must pray to the blizzgods for smart teammates. even srey says the same and he is according to you the most skilled player in hots
>>121375582
it doesn't matter that hes op, unless i can farm and get items so that i can 1v5 i will still lose the game because my teammates are unskilled
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>>121375582
>KT is OP
>implying
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>>121376746
He's absolutely OP, no doubt about it. He's not unfair OP like Sonya where part of him is just completely unreasonable, but he simply has too much power.
His talents and the way they're aligned is just so much better than everyone else. Mana shield is probably the biggest offender and it would go a long way in terms of balance to put it into the same tier as chain bomb.
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>>121377121
your so bronze you don't even know it.
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Why do so many people run from the healer and then blame the healer when they die? You see on the mini map me coming down to help why would you go the opposite way?
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>>121377352
>minimap

They don't use it.
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>>121377287
3500 MMR actually :^)
Feels free to actually argue instead of spouting BRONZE BRONE BRONZE.
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>>121377352
Once your mmr isn't garbage and you start playing with decent people they will ignore you. Everyone expects that you did all you could because support is so braindead. Unless you fuck up an ult or position yourself like an idiot you're invisible.
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>>121377567
post hotdogs queermo
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>>121377601
But I play Khaz. I'm usually always right next to them.
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>>121377352
Announce that you are coming
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>>121377753
What's that going to change? I could just link you any random profile.
Do you really have nothing but screaming bronze when you disagree with someone?
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>>121378286
literally bronze
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>>121378286
lol stay bronze
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>>121378394
>>121378641
Samefig and also a bronzie
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>>121378286
Dont get baited, bronzeling
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>>121378394
>mfw bronze bronze bronze
Come on, give me one reason a hero like KT who shits damage and can easily dominate teamfights should get a skill which is more often than not effectively a divine shield without giving up any essential other tlaent? Especially considering even aside from his damage he is far from defenseless with an aoe stun and blink at 20.

It's just OP. Not gamebreaking unfair "wtf is this bullshit" OP, but definately too strong.
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>>121378286

>Do you really have nothing but screaming bronze when you disagree with someone?

welcome to /hotsg/
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>>121378845
he gives up backdraft for mana shield. also your bronze if you have trouble dealing with KT.
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>>121378995
Backdraft is far from essential to his playstyle. It's a nice talent no doubt but there's no real choice on that tier. Which is another thing that would get changed with putting Chain Bomb and Mana Shield on the same tier, there would be an actual conscious choice in his build that might vary on team and enemy team composition. We wouldn't see the same cookie cutter build every game.

Also it's not about having problems dealing with him, every hero can be dealt with, but that doesn't mean certain heroes aren't too strong.
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>>121379267
KT isnt too strong your just bronze as fuck and constantly clump up. i bet you run towards your team when living bomb is on you. how many teammates have you killed by exploding on them faggot?
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>>121379745
Oh man this too fun to do in qm if you are a warrior
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>>121379745
>mfw every time I make an argument all I'm getting is 'no u sux lol'

So what is your point, KT is perfectly balanced and everyone else is just completely underpowered? Every assassin should have shitloads of aoe damage, aoe stuns, a personal divine shield and blink?
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>>121380029
>aoe stuns,
it's a skillshot and hitting more than one person means blowing Verdant Spheres
>a personal divine shield
it's more of a supercharged Tass Q than a Divine Shield
>and blink?
fucking half the assassins in the game get Bolt dude
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Fugg i cant decide which one buy, Deluxe LotV or FO4 halp
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>>121380396
95% of the time you're simply not going to kill KT while his shield is up. That's one super-duper charged tass shield.

Also you didn't answer the question. If you think KT is fine you must also think every other assassin needs massive buffs and basically everyone should be a jack of all trades, master of all too.
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>>121380029
>Personal divine shiel
Dude, its a shield of 2k hitpoints at best, far from making him invulnerable.
Still easy to burst him down, just don't waste all your cooldonws on the fucking shield and that's all.
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>>121380029
lol your so retarded
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huh.
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>>121380661
>FO4
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>>121380832
I BELIEVED THIS MAN LIES
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>>121380793
>needing that many wins for rank 1
m8 pls
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>>121380757
kt isnt a master of everything you fucking bronzie retard. in fact hes hard countered by most melee assassins.
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>>121380757
>95% of the time you're simply not going to kill KT while his shield is up.
yeah, you just stun him and then hold him down until it wears off
ARCANE SHIELD IS MERELY A SETBACK

Also you didn't answer the question. If you think KT is fine you must also think every other assassin needs massive buffs and basically everyone should be a jack of all trades, master of all too.
most assassins do need buffs desu. I don't like Blizzard's balance strategy of never buff anything that's not literally unplayable. Also Kael'thas is only good at damage. His CC is nothing special and he has no escapes until 20 and is squishy as fuck until 16
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>>121380771
>lol just a 2k shield
Dude, he's not gonna pop it unless he's in trouble. You blow some shit on him, he drops, he pops the shield and suddenly has this huge burst of HP while your shit is still down. Not to mention KT has a team that is probably going to peel and heal before you can burst through the shield. It's like ice block, except infinitely better.

>>121381082
>something has counters so it can't be OP
Sonya gets kited by Jaina, doesn't mean her burst damage isn't completely unreasonable and wont be nerfed.
Also a lot of those counters actually stop being counters once you get the shield because someone like Zeratul suddenly can't burst you down for fre anymore.
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>>121380793
this is from reddit
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>>121381459
every reason you have for KT being Op jaina does better.
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>>121381141
>his CC is nothing special
his stun is like the longest non-ultimate stun in the game and it can hit multiple heroes
it is something special
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>>121381596
yeah but then hes giving up a ton of damage. you are acting like the verdant spheres upgrades are his default skills
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>>121381596
>his stun is like the longest non-ultimate stun in the game
and is one of the hardest to hit
>and it can hit multiple heroes
if you want to sacrifice double LB and they're all in a straight line shorter than it's range
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>>121381872
Well because the potential is the important part. Yeah you're giving up a lot of damage but when you use the empowered stun and aim to hit multiple heroes, it's gonna be worth more than the extra damage cuz otherwise you wouldn't be doing it.
But that flexiblity is another small aspect of why he's too strong. Again, I didn't say he was outrageously unfair, but across the board there are so many little things and edges he has over everyone else, the whole package is OP.
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>>121382174
nah you are dumb noob shitter. i pick thrall and i just windfury faggot kt's to death

>tfw they think gravity lapse will save them
>i just throw a wolf and then murder them

kek KT is the worst hero. at least jaina can kite me around.
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>>121382384
>talks down on kt
>praises thrall
>calls others dumb noob shitters
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>>121382384
>picking thrall
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>>121382384
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>>121382545
>>121382551
got a couple of butthurt kts here. i guess i triggered you with the wolf part. you probably just lost your ranked game to a thrall.

>b-but KT is good they told me how could i lose to Thrall!
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>>121382761
I have 0 games as KT and ive seen 1 thrall in my last 20 games at rank 1 which got CARRIED because he was a fucking retard. Get real m8
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>>121382908
>unpopular means hes a bad hero

kek keep going you stupid kt shill.
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>>121382384
>Going Windfury build as Thrall.
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>>121383064
Yeah it pretty much means that, a shit hero that doesnt do shit doesnt get picked.
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Shut up all of you pleb faggots the only true hero is LEORIC
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>>121383169
>laughingVikings.jpg
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>>121383169
explain vikings hahahahahaa you can't fucking kt shill. stay bronze.
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>>121383254
>>121383253
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>>121383254
Vikings are the hardest to play hero in the game. So not many people play them because they can't.
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>>121382545
>>121382551
>>121382709
>>121383163
how is thrall bad? I've never lost a game while on a team with thrall, I don't see him much but when I do I know he's not a complete shitter
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>>121383513
>hard
>leave red dude in a lane to soak xp and get bitches
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>>121383802
I don't think Thrall is bad. He's just not nearly as good as KT.

Hell KT counters Thrall hard with Chain Bomb. He destroys pretty much every Melee heavy comp in fact.

Also going Wind Fury is dumb as hell, Chain Lightning is where it's at.
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>>121384180
>chain bomb counters thrall

haha hardly you dumb noob. you put it on me and it doesn't matter cause i'm in your face killing you. also chain lignnngi build is for fucking bronzies. no wonder you say things so fucking dumb
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>>121383869
>Leaving one of the more useful Vikings just sitting in a lane.

Eric is badass. Especially with the speed upgrade. He is the best harasser of the 3, will heal just by running and is the fastest. If I leave any to just soak mindlessly it's usually Olaf.
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>>121384371

>noob
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>>121384371
People like you are the reason why people think Thrall is bad.
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>>121384532
>>121384554
you think i care if people think hes bad? easy wins for me from dumb noobs. i pick thrall and slaughter kt easily every time.
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>>121384836
Ok so post your games played and rank
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>>121384836
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>>121385262
games played: 142
rank: the best

get wrekt
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>>121385519

>less than 1000 games played
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>>121385519
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>>121384393
yeah I usually only oull Olaf out when I get his stun
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>>121385727
thats only my thrall games you fucking noob.
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>>121385823

total games played?
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>tfw I have no idea how to play Kael
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>>121386106

>he doesn't know how to play kael
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>>121385764
>>121385727
bait status: successful :^)
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>>121354748
this just in, females dont get shit done. be happy you got any at all.
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>>121386916
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>Nick ends up in two no-support HL games from people AFK'ing hover-over Uther and the enemy taking him
>actually wins the first because lol Jaina/Sylvanas on haunted mines
>happens a second time
>he just straight goes AFK as the game starts and plays overwatch, doesn't even dodge
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>>121384393
Eric doesn't get good until you get both talents and play again though.
So just leaving him stealthy at the start of the match works fine. Later on he is a beast indeed. I used to go Baleog built but now I go full Eric cause he's so based.
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>>121387353

>he's now playing overwatch
>gets killed by reaper ult
>OH GOD MY TEAM IS AWFUL

this fucking guy
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>>121387353
>>121387627
>watching nickbots

for what purpose
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>>121387985

Nothing better on.
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>>121388676

horseshit

you could make some food, fap, go to sleep, stare at your wall, or even go outside
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>>121389180
>>121388676
You can even pre-order Fallout 4™ it's coming in a few days!
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>>121389470

>tfw I applied for a branding manager at bethesda softworks
>tfw I've had 2 interviews and things looking good
>tfw I've actually shitposted on /v/ for years so I could actually shill games more believably than the uninitiated


See you guys real soon! :^)
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>>121390238
make us proud you shitlord
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>everyone pretty much set on losing because shit team comp
>we decide to just fuck around and push lanes
>picking all my damage talents, eating their squish
>we fucking win
haha, oh my god, the other team must have been the most bottom tier trash, we weren't even trying
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>>121390943
>these teams
your comp wasn't any worse, they're both wack

I seriously hope this was qm
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>>121391080
it was ____qm_____
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>>121390943

>those team comps
>those stats
>blacking out names

the bronze is strong with this one
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>>121392501
don't want any bronzies here adding me looking for someone to carry'em ;)
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>>121392714

>silly bronzies
>i'm a gold gamurr don't try to get me to carry you
>*holds up a spork*
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>>121392927

piss off penguin of doom
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>tfw we still don't have a savage, brutal, big, orc warrior in HotS
Thrall is cool but when are we going to get a real orc?
You think there'll be a mighty orc warrior revealed tomorrow?
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>>121396067
Literal legends Lothar and Orgrim.
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>>121396067
>there will never be a world where Garrosh doesn't get fucked by MoP's terrible writing
such a waste of a good character, but nope can't let an orc that isn't Thrall get likable
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>>121396067
we need a paladin warrior. Arthas is the closest thing we have to that but hes more of a death knight. I just want a warrior with shit tons of self-sustain and damage that isnt leoric.
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>play QM brightwing
>phase shift onto an ally to save his life
>all 4 allies mount up and run off somewhere else
>i slowly walk behind them trying to catch up
>they immediately engage a 4v5 teamfight, die, and rage at me for not mounting up and following them
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>>121396545
desu lads we need more specialists
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>>121396545
>paladin warrior
>arthas

Please for the love of all that is holy shut the fuck up and never post again.
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>>121396463
Next summer maybe.
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>>121397086
Tomorrow. This game doesn't have till next summer if they don't start releasing literal legends now.
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>>121397287
>literal legends now
>inb4 Leroy Jenkins
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>>121396889
lol are you retarded? I mean how he plays, not lore wise.
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>>121397287
Anon, what will you do once the literal legends Lothar and Orgrim are in HotS?
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>>121397378
I'm not that guy but I kind of agree. Paladins are about tanking damage and using light to raise defense and CC. Death knights specialize in dealing damage to return health and poisoning (cursing) foes, it's a very offensive playstyle which is in stark contrast to a paladin.
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>>121397378
No you are fucking retarded. You can't think of any other paladin that can fill the role you are talking about because you"re a braindead piece of shit who needs to fuck off your memestone game. You disgust me m8.

>>121397376
Yeah go ahead and do that. Watch as your matchmaking gets worse and worse till they shut servers down cause of dumb choices like that.
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>>121397719
Well gee I don't know maybe i'll fucking play them and leave you guys in peace.
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>>121397727
he has a big broadsword, heals himself and has an aura that slows enemies around him. like i said, closest thing to a paladin warrior we have right now, I would like to see a true paladin warrior.
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>>121398009
Plz don't leave us anon.
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How do you get past the panda in Exhentai?
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>>121396545
>more of a death knight
He's literally the fucking Lich King, he has nothing of a paladin dude
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>>121397743
The worst part is Blizzard will probably add a meme hero like Leroy before literal legends.
I guess Lothar and Durotan will make it in due to the movie, but Orgrim is most likely not going to make the cut.
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>>121398301
If Leeroy gets added to the game tomorrow then i'll give up all hope in the world and kill myself.
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>>121397287
24 hours until literal legends are revealed.
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>>121398190
and you have nothing of a man. not the penis or the balls. you do have a big gaping vagina though.
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>>121396067

He's being announced at BlizzCon. Cap this.

Also whoever it is that has to autistically rant about their 'literal legends' (which means they don't exist, there's a difference between 'legend' and 'legendary') 15 times a thread can fuck off
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>>121399330
>'literal legends' (which means they don't exist, there's a difference between 'legend' and 'legendary')
>trying to get us to beg for literal legendaries
nice try Ben Brode
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>>121399330
well hes not anywhere near literal legend status, but i'll take him over Leeroy. You need to fuck off though if you don't want to hear about literal legends. I am trying to save you fuckers from being corrupted by shit meme characters.
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>>121398080
Tyrael is pretty close to a paladin warrior. He uses the light to buff himself and rush to the aid of allies (or assert himself in the heat of battle), uses the light to stay on the physical plane for a few moments before unleashing an explosion of light on his foes.

Again, Arthas is almost nothing like a paladin (HotS Arthas, we all know he was a pally in WC3). He has death coil because he had it in WC3 but it never healed himself, it was an easy retcon to allow it to heal himself because all warriors get a selfheal of some kind. Again, all of his abilities are intended to inflict damage and sometimes restore health/mana based on the damage done, that's the complete opposite of what a paladin does. Arthas couldn't be further from a paladin.
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>>121348412
That's how Abby was at first newfag
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>>121400242
you couldn't be further from a smart person.
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God, why is tyrael's model so small, I expected him to at least be about the size of tassadar but his model is just tiny
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I'm excited for Lady Vashj or whatever her name is.

But I hope we get more than just Warcraft characters tomorrow.
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>>121401048
because tyreal players are beta males.
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>Tyrael players always pingspam enemy core and facecheck turrets, hoping the team will "rally behind" them for a push
>10 seconds into the game

These fuckers are the worst.

>omg guys just follow my lead and we'll win
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>>121400620
This is coming from the guy who thinks swords are what makes a paladin a paladin
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You have exactly 30 seconds to tell me why you haven't graduated from Chen Uni
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>>121403165
Pandas are for furries and homosexuals.
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>>121403165
I went to college for pussy and developed a Coke addiction now I work from home and play children's video games
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No matter what, a team with Tychus on never, ever wins
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>>121398181
Make an E-hentai account and accrue a session cookie with it. Then go to exhentai, making sure to delete any cookies from exhentai before hand.

Alternatively, edit your cookie from e-hentai to exhentai with something like cookie manager extension.
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>>121403293
>Projecting
>>121403391
A coke addiction would make it pretty hard to graduate
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>>121403907
Go from coke to kiddie coke when disks and mid terms are near
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>>121404326
Finals*

Fucking autocorrect
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>>121364308
http://rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm/

better to just download them so you always have Li Li sounds when you need them
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bwlzdztc0E2cbFd1VE5lbkoxLU0/edit?usp=sharing
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>>121403636
You're forgetting that there's a time lock. Nobody knows how long it is, but you don't get into sadpanda right away. I had to wait like 2 weeks.
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DO I HAVE TO?
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>>121406881
pick Uther and show him who's boss ;^)
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>>121406881

SOMEONE DODGED

THANK THE FUCKING LORD

>>121407034

I'm so out of practice with uther man, I've not played him in ages, I'm going to set aside a day of QM or summet where all I play is Uther in all of QM's weird arse circumstances in order to get a better feel of him
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>Diablo only free hero that isn't level 5
>hate Diablo
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>>121406173
wut
that's bullshit, you can get in instantly
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>>121406173
No time lock if you edit your good e-hentai cookie to EXhentai.
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>>121407198
uther is shit for babies, play rehgar
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>>121407198
>>121406881
How do you dodge horrible games?
Dodging that shitty game where my team was murky sonya diablo nazebo and morales would had been great
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>>121407368
nice try Thisigia, you just want people to look at pandas
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>>121407034

my last game I went uther our team was Murky / TLV / Kael / ETC / Uther in that order. I had no idea what to do properly so I just bumbled around and watched us lose
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Is is just a given she's gonna get nerfed soon?

If so, I hope it's just to Slam's damage. Nerf the health, and she melts. Nerf her AA damage or related skills, and she doesn't have the maintain necessary to survive any extended engagement.

I guess I could see WotB's cooldown going to 60 as well.

Keep in mind, I don't know for sure if she needs a nerf. I have fun playing her and she feels powerful, but she is quite susceptible to CC and ranged opponents who can keep her at bay either by teammates or skills.
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>>121407826
I think the best nerf they could give her is either to the duration or cooldown of WotB. As much as people complain about "muh free relentless" she's pretty bad without it if the enemy team has adequate CC, especially slows which are pretty much her kryptonite
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>>121407483

that meme was never funny, sorry incognito furfag otherkin fedoratippers buzzword shadowform turbomasculinity hyperoffence something I ran out of ideas

>>121407498

Someone from either side left at draft screen. Also just had a game with a legitemate insane person, a KT who was ranting and raving all game even though we won. Absolute madman
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>check talents

what the fuck
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>>121407524
Granted I got my sadpanda access like 8 years ago but it was instantly.
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>>121410178
If you take Holy Renewal you might as well take Amplified Healing.
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Is ETC actually good?
He only seems useful for mosh pit
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>>121410178
>that zeratul build
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>>121411374
He's pretty good since his most recent buffs. He can be really good in QM because prog rock + groupies lets you have healing in zero support games.
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>>121410178
>tfw every time I see the symbol for Blinding Winds I think it's Death and Decay
Teron Gorefiend when
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>Starting to gain ranks
>Nova pick on tomb
>Nova pick on shrine
>Abathur pick
>Nova pick on tomb
>Hammer pick verse fucking stitches.
Is the only fucking way to go up in rank is bailing at the pick screen and just doing the 4 QM...
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>>121407826
She doesn't need a Nerf.
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So who else is going to Blizzcon? What's your cosplay?

>tfw going in for free
t-thanks blizard
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>>121405775
>https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bwlzdztc0E2cbFd1VE5lbkoxLU0/edit?usp=sharing
Doing the light's work for those who don't know how to fish the .oog's.
This is a good anon filled with good morales and posts good Li Li's.
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>tfw no /vg/ team league
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>>121365184
>implying it isn't a one sided stomp everytime
tippity kekkity
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>>121412769
I post bad Li Lis too
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>>121400243
Yea I know

That's why I posted that
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>>121396545
>More of a death night
He is a frost battle mage if anything. Where the fuck are the diseases and actual undead minions, fucking Naz is more of a DK.
>But he has undead minions
Actually fighting minions like his whole fucking undead army.
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>>121412752
I'll be a rexxar if you be my lili
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>>121413869
>tfw Sindragosa is more fun than Army of the Dead and more useful in most cases
SINDRAGOSA
LET LOOSE YOUR WRATH
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>>121414030
>tfw the name confused me at first because I expected sapphiron
>he was replaced
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>>121412752
How'd you get that free pass?
>>121413746
Hook it up with a sauce?
>>121413996
I still cringe every time this is posted.
>>121413996
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>121414183
needed more females, Anon

sindy is a good waifu
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>>121414183
Sapphiron is Kel'thuzad's Frost Wyrm.
Sindragosa is Arthas's (although I guess technically every Frost Wyrm is his)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCr7y4SLhck
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>>121414470
Best wow trailed
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>Our team dies 10 times before 6 minutes.
>Nova who has died 3 times says we are missing soak and that's why we are behind XP.

How fucking stupid do you have to be?
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>>121414728
it's one of the best trailers for anything ever.
Literally gets me hype every time even though it already came out 7 years ago.
>tfw no game will ever be as fun as WoW before [whenever you specifically quit]
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Just uninstalled for good

Got to rank 2 and today 3 games in a row i got people in level 30s in placements on my team. It's impossible to win consistently because of fucking idiots always being placed on your team.

L8r mates it's been fun playing with you and shitposting
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>>121414728
>>121414470
>"the truest victory my son, is stirring the hearts of your people"
>cut to the valley full of skeletons screaming
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>>121411374
Groupies gives really good healing
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>>121415316
rank 22*
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>>121415516
Ebin

I actually went from rank 2 to 6 and back to 3 then down to 5 today. It's too much. Repeatedly getting the same people in your games because there's barely any people playing
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>>121414470
>First how many expansions Blizzard just focuses on killing as many iconic characters as they can.
>Now they are just trying to bring them back as fast they can.

Maybe killing Arthas and Illidan that early wasn't the best decision.
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>>121415704
obviously you're not rank 1 material then
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>>121415704
Blame the stupid requirements for league
>enjoy being stuck with the retards in qm until you hit lvl 30 and get 10 heroes
Unlocking all talents at 25 is also fucking retarded
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Tracer confirmed as the first Overwatch character in HotS. Get her as part of the Overwatch retail bundle.

http://www.game.co.uk/en/m/overwatch-318723?pageSize=40&errorViewName=mProductDisplayErrorView&searchTerm=Overwatch&top_category=
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>>121415768
>Burning Crusade hypes up Illidan to be the final boss
>you don't actually kill him for any real reason
>he wasn't even the final boss
the BC trailer was cool too. Not as well made as Wrath's by a longshot, but it gave us
YOU
ARE
NOT
PREPARED
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>>121415963
All I see is the Noire Widowmaker skin.
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>>121415768
The lich king and the scourge is one of the better antagonists blizzard have shat out

Making the great leaders of the bad guy killable was probably a mistake, it gets pretty one sided when they lose every time
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>>121416150
its under the Description tag

It was inevitable really
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>>121415963
>>121347624

MY waifu (not yours) Tracer is the next character. No literally idiots, 3 more spots to go. Maiev, Samuro and Garrosh. Mark my words.

So I was looking at the overwatch sub and I noticed GAME posted the overwatch origin edition bonuses which included a lot of in game goodies for overwatch and the other blizzard games including tracer in HotS.
Origins Edition Includes: 21 Heroes
5 skins :Blackwatch Reyes (Reaper)
Strike-Commander Morrison (Soldier: 76)
Overgrown Bastion
Security Chief Pharah
Slipstream Tracer
Overwatch-themed content for several Blizzard Entertainment games:
Heroes of the Storm™ - Tracer Hero
World of Warcraft® - Baby Winston Pet
StarCraft® II Portraits
Hearthstone® Cardback
Diablo® III - Mercy Wings
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>>121416228
That's what I mean. You can have a whole battle with the Lich King, but you don't have to kill him maybe people would have bitched but I'd rather have Arthas around and being a possible threat out there then having Bolvar on the throne.
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>>121414268
8e9ea893af9e32754d59c1c35d216a89
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>>121416342
Who the fuck is bolvar?
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>>121415963
Aw, I wanted them to wait until the game was out and popular before deciding who to be the representative. It seems everyone who actually plays the game wants Reinhart.

Tracer was in the trailer and all, but I dunno, it seems weird to give it to her.
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>>121416485
>Tracer was in the trailer and all, but I dunno, it seems weird to give it to her.

If you ever believed the first hero was going to be anyone but Tracer you're delusional. She's the face of Overwatch. Has been since the minute the game was announced.
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>>121416484
a pussy bitch who thinks he can be the Lich King when he can hardly handle a little poison or being set on fire
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>>121416268
>>121415963
This is the shit that will kill overwatch and probably killed this game

You cant compete with free by charging out the ass. That only works in markets like wow because they started a decade ago before free was the norm, and with hs, where they have no competition
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>>121416484
The new Lich King.
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>>121413996
I'm actually going as Li Li. No Rexxar in my party though. Will deliver photos in 22 hours.
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New hero will let 2 people control the hero at the same time.
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>>121416791
>tfw you will never be Li Li's rexxar
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>>121416578
I just don't get why a game like TF2 needs a Mario.

Especially when there are so many more interesting characters. They specifically told us they wouldn't start making characters in HoTS until over watch was out of beta, I assumed because they also wanted to gauge player reaction.

Apparently, they just lied. It just sucks.
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>>121416485

>Reinhardt
>popular

You are fucking crazy, chump. Tracer is the face and soul of Overwatch, and vast, VAST mayority wanted her in first. No one but little boys wanting GI. Joes will go with nofacebighammerarmor. Fairly sure he'll never make it to HotS, the priority list is way too low for him.


There. BOOM. Deal with it.
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>>121416268
I'm okay with Tracer honestly. She could be fun in Heroes besides she's not going to release until June.
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>>121416723
>>121416751
Thats some bullshit, arthas merged with whatever was in that armor, the death of the bearer shouldn't kill it completely and I refuse to believe simply wearing it cause another merge.

>he is undead now
Like it could drain arthas in wc3 killing fucking undead paladin (former) should be trivial
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>>121416923
Oh, never say never, anon! Maybe next year if you still want to!
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>>121416913
>tfw Cho'gall and WoW playable ogres come true at the same time
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>>121416732
The game will probably be F2P at some level. This is the retail bundle. We'll find out more tomorrow.

>>121417023
Eh, she's the one I want to see the most. She certainly has the most interesting abilities to adapt to a MOBA.
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>>121417161
He can only be obtained by playing with someone with the hero.
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>>121417106
Bolvar didn't defeat Arthas. Tirion did, with a sword that was made to kill undead.

Bolvar was fried by Dragon Fire, tortured by Arthas and then took the crown because there must always be a Lich King.
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>>121416732

Does Overwatch have ANY kind of competition? TF2? Dead. Overwatch will kill it on arrival, starting with the fact that there not only will be COMPLETE costumes and not just a goddamn hat, BUT FEMALES-WAIFUS.

I'll be happy to buy a million cosmetics for my Tracer, and no amount of "casual" or "drone"
that you'll write will change it.

There, get own idiot.
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>>121417161
Bug ogres are fucking stupid, give me nerubians and I might actually start playing.

Actually forget that, it could be a pretty neat setting for wow 2 until they add more areas
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>>121417023
>They specifically told us they wouldn't start making characters in HoTS until over watch was out of beta
Do you seriously believe they'd wait for the release before they start designing the character that they're selling their game with?

The "beta" isn't even a real one at this point, it's like the usual: it's release-ready but it still has the beta tag just because.
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>winning with 4th pick gazlowe
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A Dryad, Greymane, Chromie, D2 Necromancer and D3 Wizard are also being added along with Cho'gall
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>>121417427
If the rumors are true it's going to be 60 dollar.
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>>121417760
>D2 Necromancer and D3 Wizard
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>>121417427
if IF overwatch is a full price release, it is dead on arrival
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>>121416913
Wait a minute, where did I see that before...
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>>121417931

Nah mate, 60 dollars is the collector's edition packet with all the goodies you saw up there. Game is F2P.

>>121418007

D3 Wizard is already confirmed. She'll be the arcane magic character.

As for Necro, he is one of the most wanted picks. Top 3.
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>>121418087
I'm not sure if I enjoy those key binds. But I remember when this was going on. I'd like to give it a shot if it was legit.
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So they're going to show Kel'Thuzad's trailer at Blizzcon, right?

Right?
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>>121417467
>Bug ogres are fucking stupid,
you're fucking stupid
>give me nerubians and I might actually start playing.
Anub'arak?
>>121417384
>Bolvar didn't defeat Arthas. Tirion did, with a sword that was made to kill undead.
>tfw Frostmourne will never destroy Ashbringer
>tfw the Lich King will never renew his offensive with his 26 new death knights, each more powerful than any he's raised or enslaved before
>tfw Cataclysm wasn't a war between the Scourge and Deathwing claiming his position as the Aspect of Death and trying to control or destroy the Scourge
>tfw Deathwing will never be raised as the first and greatest Magma Wyrm
>tfw the expansions won't skip forward to Legion where the Lich King is waiting for Kil'jaeden to finally come back for round 2
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>>121418721
Highly likely.
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>>121418721
He would be a great hero, but haven't heard any plans on adding him unfortunately.
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>>121418721
Cheers, love! The cavalry's here!
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>>121418721
>>121418831
Wasn’t his model show in last year blizzcon?
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>>121418721

Nope. Tracer is confirmed, that leaves 3 spots.

Anon here visiting BlizzHQ saw Maiev's art everywhere. She is pretty much done. She is the other girl announcement. The other one is Samuro, also seen on the visit, as well as from Blizzard themselves (promo art on new videos.)

This leaves a last spot, that is very likely to be from the old universe of Blizzard. Be it Rock&Roll or Blackthorne. If not, Torke already have a lot of work, along with Mengsk.

So yeah, no. The necromancer spot is already taken by the D2 hero anyway.
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>>121419168
Ah maybe. He isn't being added soon I think though. Maybe after the next few heroes. They might have Naxx theme map and have him released at the same time.
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>>121419193
No, the next three heroes are Lunara the Dryad, Greymane and Cho'gall. Those others may come out later.
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>>121417489
I am hype for OW, but I want it to stand on its own, not just be okay and be popular due to Blizzard's hook every game together policy or tits and ass. I guess that's a bit naive.

>>121417094
That character was the one my friend said every team had.
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>>121419479
>greymane
>we'll get some literally who worgen before we get the first draenei

that's some legit bullshit
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>>121419479

And what lead you to believe all that nonsense? I forgot one that is also obvious: Garrosh is seen on Overwatch.
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>>121419809
It should be pretty obvious. Don't make me spell it out.
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>>121419913
Please do.
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List of heroes who will NOT be announced tomorrow
>Maiev
>a Blademaster
>Fenix
Anything else?
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>>121420186
Not a single soul from Diablo 2.
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>>121420517
Yeah, not even one of the baddies. The asian bitch of a witch is the next one to be added, if someone.
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just hero league things.
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god damn, tyrael is a beast
>throw blade near enemy
>start running away while another hero engages them
>both get about mid health
>tele back to my sword and fuck the enemy up, they didn't even see it coming
this is probably the most early game kills I've ever gotten
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