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/owg/ - Overwatch General - NEVER EVER edition

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NEVER EVER edition

New Hero D.Va announced
http://wcs.battle.net/sc2/en/players/dva

New Hero Mei-Ling Zhou teased
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/blog/19942649

Overwatch is a first person shooter made by Blizzard. The closed beta is live but you aren't invited.

>main site
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/

>twitter
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch

>list of /vg/ battletags (post yours in the thread if you want to be added to it
http://tygla.com/owgnames.txt
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Widowmaker is the absolute best and cutest!
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Who /in/ here?
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>>121275964
not me
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they announcing box price at blizzcon?
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nth for ddosing seagulls stream every time I get left out on a wave
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>>121276138

free to play with microtransactions
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>>121276226
Highly doubt that lol.
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newfags can't link threads
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>make reddit thread with good discussion, thinking it might higher my chances for beta access
>people reply to the thread, discuss it, but somehow the thread gets downvoted into oblivion
Lol what the fuck, is this the doing of othe thread creators to push their own threads?
What a shitty site
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and lack of link to previous thread
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>>121276729

>going on leddit
>ever

Just go to the livechat anon :^)
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>>121276165
doing gods work
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>>121276729
I had a post where the community manager replied to me and didn't get in. We're nobodies and will not be getting access until 2016.
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>mercy is 34 years old
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>>121276729
it's probably me lol
I have like 30 or so reddit accounts that I have nuke every post on /new/ with a youtube link or that suggests they are in the beta
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mercy likes monkey dick too
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I wish Lucio's main attack wasn't so pathetic.
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>>121276872
tried that already
thinking about writing them an e-mail how I'm a developer for certain things etc.

>>121276958
Well none of the above applies to my thread.
Legit discussion, nobody even mentioned the beta access yet
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>>121277067
delete this
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>>121277162
don't bother
I worked as a QA tester with unreal engine shit for years, played comp tf2 for a long time as well, and work as a programmer
sent the dev team an email telling them about myself and asking for an invite
still radio silence
they only want PR people
if you can get viewers you're in, if you can't, you're not in
simple as that
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>>121276902
dat milf
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>>121277467
I have a YT channel with 1k active subs, I wonder if that is enough
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>>121277067
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>>121277618
only people I know like that who got in were girl gamers who sucked a dev's dick to get in

maybe if one of them is gay you may have a shot
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>>121277735
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Whenever I kill one of the waifus in the game I always imagine my bullets are orgasm inducing chemical darts and their death cries are actually mind wiping orgasms that leave them breathless for the respawn timer. Or orgasm inducing neuron pulses if it's an energy weapon.

Anybody else think like this?
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>>121277875
I do that too, they are just passing out, not dying.
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>>121277867
kek
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>>121277618
Same situation as you, plus I also have some old videos from 2009/10 with a couple hundred thousand views.

Tried a support ticket, twitter, formally emailing PR and besides a copypaste response from Blizz CS none of them have responded.

You need to be in the 1% to get handpicked.
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tfw Learning more everyday
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>>121277467
Explain how I got in and the only views I get are from these threads on my pictures.
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>>121278107
you didn't email them asking to get in dipshit, you got in from random chance drawing
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>>121278090
the fuck is this

why do I have a boner
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>>121278090
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>>121278303
You or the other anon literally said the only way to get in is to have views on shit
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>>121278416
and the random waves where like 500 people or so are randomly selected. and begging on reddit
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Palette swap when?
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>>121275929
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>>121278531
Then it sounds like one of you anons were wrong when saying you need views to get in.
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>>121278540
when people can play the game
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justice rains from my butt Kappa Keepo
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reminder to filter and ignore stillalive
don't give him yous and he'll leave
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>>121275929
she clearly suffers from back injury. Her spine looks damaged. Poor girl
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>>121277875
I hate you because you said it so many times I do it now. God dammit fuck.
well played
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>>121278761
having views and/or a pussy just grants you instant access to the closed beta without the luck factor
you're one dumb tripfag, sorry
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i fucked up /owg/
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>>121278985
get fucked asshole
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>>121278985
literally how
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PROFESSIONAL

OVERWATCH

PLAYER

Living the dream desu senpai.
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>>121278985
Hahaha what the fuck did you, please share the story.
You said nigger in the chat?
You attached cheat engine ot OW?
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>>121278985

wtf did you do
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>>121278916
>whenever one of the waifus takes a deep breath after taking critical damage, it isn't because she's in pain
>she's struggling to fight off blacking out from the intense sexual pleasure

Huuuaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnn....
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Tracer is the cutest!
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>>121278378
Took me 4 seconds to google it. Its from the movie Possession (1981)
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>>121279173
Wow, Tracer really is a slut then
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>>121278985
come on details
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>>121278985

>Being a cúck trying to please your friends
>Hey bro, just fuck my Overwatch girl, she is hot as fuck and you'll cum buckets, i'll watch you meanwhile

Thanks for 1 more open slot for the next invite wave.
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>>121279089
>>121279112
>>121279117
There's only 2 things they ban for right now, so he either
>sold/shared his account with someone else and they detected multiple MAC and IPs
>acted like and idiot, they ban for being mean and saying nigger, and the like

>>121278985
also nice filename dude
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>>121279093
Ster is whiny bitch, and he's not even that good.

Summit has better accuracy than him, and Seagull is just all round better than both of them.
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>>121279383
>1419800421654.jpg
I don't get it
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>>121279291
Ok, here's your trophy:

It's very small
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>>121279447
>that feeling when someone is autistic enough to not be able to detect any level of irony even the completely obvious one

https://vimeo.com/129275251
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>>121278958
Nothing I replied to in the original post said anything about luck or pussy. It says you need to get views and that's how you get in.

Maybe you should learn how to write out your thoughts better faggot.
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>>121279447
seagull's a complete selllout that spouts memes, spends his time thanking for donations, and pays people to shill his channel on reddit

>>121279498
it's a 4chan filename, he saved the file from 4chan
do I really have to spell it out?
it's not his picture, he's not banned, he did it for the yous
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>>121279498
Have you ever downloaded an image from this image board before? Have you noticed the filename format?
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>>121279447
>not knowing who star was before overwatch
it's like you don't enjoy laughter. BASICALLY is the best video series on youtube.
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>>121279660
get filtered faggot
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>>121279618
Thanks mane. Though i meant to quote >>121278348 with the souce
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>>121279661
>>121279678
I thought he did that on purpose
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>>121279759
>post a blatant lie
>get called out
>backpedal
>filter because can't argue on an image board

Nice filter :^)
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>>121279173
>The idea of blacking out from an orgasm
Plz don't do this to me, you've won already.
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>>121280191
>blatant lie
niggers it's been in the thread all the time, I'm not even the guy you originally replied to. You got in because you got lucky and that's it.
>removing your trip just so you can reply to me
>mfw I didn't even filter
top lel
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>>121280263
But I don't want to stop.
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>>121280513
I wasn't repling to the whole thread I was replying to that one post now wasn't I? I can't help that you came to some anons aid and back pedaled for him.
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>people are still replying to stillalive

Holy shit just stop
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>>121280914
neck yourself and put the trip back on
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>>121279383
>says nigger
>like one or two times
>get banned from the game
Seriously Blizzard is that much of a kcuc? Come on this "political correctness" is killing the world.

Back in the glory days of gaming there were
A] friends who played together and did not give a fuck, even if you played with "niggers" they would just share a laugh with you
B] server admins who banned you (from that server only) if you said something "offensive"... but then you could just go to another server and continue having fun

Who the hell thought matchmaking would be a good thing? Fucking come on, matchmaking should've been left to the console peasants.
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>>121281062
>ebin kill yourself meme

Here enjoy a screenshot while you calm down
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>>121281806
I just recently learned that this file name indicates that this picture has been posted here before :^)
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>>121281530
they're obsessed with keeping the community from becoming "toxic"
>girl streamer on a different forum mentioned she was "harassed" and reported the guy who did it
>he was banned
>literally all he did was say she was a bad tracer , so maybe she should switch to something more useful like a reinhart

this is the future that was chosen
the girl gamer entitlement
they get told they are bad and someone bans the mean man
meanwhile, some dude tracks down my name and address after a game of dota and sends death threats to me because I fed, and nothing happens
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>>121282009
this can't be real
link to thread pls
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>>121281530
If it would be the big companies only, it would be half as bad. But most people are so brainwashed from the jew propaganda, they just give into it.
That's why people should start fighting back, instead of being keks and watching twitch streams
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any of you class-based FPS pricks ever tried """"""""""Dirty________Bomb?""""""""""
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>>121282243
Yes
It was ok, but i had no long time motivation to play it
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>>121281987
You're right >.<
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>>121282009
link
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>>121282208
heh.
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>>121282009
>>121282208
Overwatch not-so-legal release and matchmaking server emulator when?
I remember when CoD MW2 came out you had a matchmaking emulator already on the first day, and I also remember that it worked better than the official IWNet for like almost a month.
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>>121282243
yeah it was alright. Seemed a bit too FPS-y for me to be perfectly honest. The abilities were fun but at the end of the day everyone just had convention weapons
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>>121282361
you really need the attention, huh. figures with a trip
here's your (you)
now get back to playing OW or do you want to waste more time on me
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>>121282009
Also... not becoming
>toxic
If you don't stress your immune system a little, the common cold will take the better of you soon enough.

(Newfag question: how do I write a partially greentext line? So like >word and this should not be green, but without making an explicit line break.)
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Is there tracer SFM porn yet?
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>>121282597
you mean 4d1 (four delta one)? That was the bomb.
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>>121283005
no
t. digital ero member
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>>121283234
why

did nobody rip the models properly yet?
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>>121282864
I'm at work for the next 4 1/2 hours so I get to enjoy you for awhile :3
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>>121283195
fuck

wrong thread
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>>121283005
I think someone was able to port widow over but there was something wrong with the lighting. They aren't really available yet I think.
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Its pretty bad to cope with this shit, I just hope they'll put out the game by begin December. Hell I'd even pay up 60 buckerinos at this point.
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>>121283424
>Hell I'd even pay up 60 buckerinos at this point.
oy vey it's working
but doesn't 60 dollars seem a bit cheap for such a good game? i mean blizzard worked really hard on it
playing it is a privilege really
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>>121283294
Not that I know of, haven't seen anyone with a port or beta access yet. Not sure if they can just rip it with 3d ripper DX. Might gonna go ask /3/ bout it
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>>121283513
Yeah, they should add a monthly fee and maybe some cool DLCS. I think that sounds fair. I mean, cmon, it's 2015.
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https://imgur.com/a/qTv20
lel
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>>121283424
You guys are seriously deluded to think blizzard is not going to jump on the F2P torture/rape train and ride the micro-transactions/cosmetics straight into your asshole.

And if you didn't catch on by now, no, i'm not implying f2p is a good thing
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>>121283964
ayyy
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>>121283513
At this point I hope they put a nice meaty box price on the game just so faggots like you can shut the fuck up.

And yes retard, making a game is hard work.
Every fucking building in the game, every fucking prop has been slaved over by an artist for hours or days. Every animation has been tweaked for weeks. Every character model has been modeled, unwrapped, modeled again, unwrapped again, painted, baked, and this shit done as many times as it's need for it to look good.
Engineers have been working on for months on the engine so it doesn't work like shit even on good hardware like for instance - Valve's shit games.
And the marketing team deserves money too, because getting retarded autists interested in something isn't nearly as easy as you would think.

So it is hard work. And they do deserve money.

If you're a NEET fuck off back to TF2.
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>>121284039
they wont
they know it didnt work well enough in HOTS so theyre not gonna fuck up in an actual good game
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>>121284101
>F2P means they wouldn't make money

F2P means they would make all the fucking money in the world: that's the fucking problem. Retards buy right into the micro transactions.

Case in point: Hearthstone.
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>>121284101
>this is what blizztard drones belive
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>>121284372
case in point TF2
terrible fucking game, runs like ass and yet its Valve's #1 money maker thanks to microtransactions.
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>>121284335
>it didnt work well in HOTS

Remind me again how much $$$ WizardPoker has raked in for them?

Would sure be a shame if Overwatch was infested with jew-tier hero skin packs and the like.
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>>121284372
What makes you think having a box price excludes micro-transactions?
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>>121284667
A. People would be less inclined to partake in the micro transactions, because they already spent money on the game. Look at Portal 2.

B. When you make the game F2P and then add the Microtransaction "totally not required" stuff, you get a horde of drones defending you with C L A S S I C arguments like "it was free, you can't complain :)"
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>>121284836
It really depends what exactly they are selling.
If it's skins no one would complain either way.
There's loads of games with a box price that sold skins as well. Tons of them as of late.
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>>121284579
>Valve's #1 money maker

Are you kidding? They rake in tons more money with CS:GO and dota 2
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>>121285485
CS:GO has a box price and microtransactions out the butt.

It just werks for FPS games.
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>>121285530
A cute girl.
If she can play the game it's a large plus.
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>>121284335

MOBA is a genre for autists that requires a lot of time to absorb the knowledge and apply it at a decent+ level, not to mention the microtranscations they have. People won't drop it after wasting 500+ hours to get decent at it or drop playing with their friends either.

>>121284836

On the other hand you have Global Offensive, unless there is no MT there and just drops. Fuck that CS bootleg game anyway.

Also Portal 2 isn't really comparable because it's mostly a single player game and the co-op won't hold players for long enough to make them consider buying MT stuff.

I'd say the main question about OW having a box price is if Blizz is willing to gamble into the game being successful based on the company name, given that it's a new IP on a new genre for them.
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>>121285792
I can play cute girls, but I'm just a guy
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>>121285530
your suicide
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>still no Overmeme beta
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>>121286023
Man you're still angry? I gave you a screenshot
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>don't sign up for hots beta
>get invited
>don't sign up for hearthstone beta
>get invited
>sign up for memewatch
>don't get invited

I'm sensing a pattern.
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>people charging hundreds of dollars for accounts
>risk of blizzard banning the account even if you do buy one

how fucking long do you have to wait, assuming you never get an invite to closed beta?

open beta this year?
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>>121286424

people who buy accounts for hundres of dolla and risk are probably wannabe streamers
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>>121286424
>open beta
stop this meme
the unlucky, unpriviledged won't get anything. you can be happy if you can buy access
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why don't blizzard just do compendiums and p2w seasonal events like valve?
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post yfw everyone who attends Blizzcon gets an OW beta invite

here's mine
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>>121286887

I know it's awfull but I'd fucking pay them 200+ dollars easy for some founders pack bullshit if it let me play the game now

but no, they wont even take my money, it's like they're just being spitefull
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>>121287395

Its not even that fun, you retard. Its like $30 cad fun. Don't overhype yourself.
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>>121287395
Sad to say I would pay to this too.
This game appeals me don't know why.
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any good competitive streamers? Hard to dig through all the shit streamers just doing it for the views ie summit
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>>121287106
Well most of the streamers who got a key first were on the event Blizzard showed the game first at.
So it makes sense.
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Mercy is old! Old! Old!
It's a good thing she's a doctor so she can do her own hip replacements!
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>>121288058
ellohime
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>>121288058
Sacriel but he's not live atm I think
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>>121288240
How dare you! You damn heretic, insulting Ms. Mercy!
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>>121288058

Pyoour is decent, but he is slowly but surely taking the Seagull sellout route.
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>>121279234
She is too cute to be true.
That's the bad thing: she isn' true. You can almost feel her, you can almost see her touch her. But she is not there, she is in you, in your mind, in your heart. You experience true love, the one that will never, ever be given to you and what will never, ever exist between two existing humans.
Why does Blizzard torture us with good girls like these. Kerrigan, Jaina, Tyrande, Tracer and Mercy...
I humble another night where I would have had cuddled up to Tracer. And yet another night going away pointlessly.

>mfw the phone first autokeked Tyrande to Tyrone...
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>>121288240
How the fuck is someone in a developed world where life expectancy is like 70 years is old at 34? She's literally just at the prime of her life...

>>121288916
>autokeked
Seriously how long will these word filters be effective? I thought it is some sort of a Halloween spook joke.
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>>121289410

>34
>prime of her life

Her body's been going downhill in several ways for over a decade.
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>>121280796
I couldn't stop you if I tried honestly.
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>reddit thread
>guy got in on the reddit whine thread
>he's posting 4-5 days later
>says the game is boring and he hates it, doesn't want to test anymore
I hate this world and all who inhabit it
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>>121291063
link
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>>121290720
So this means that you can game until 40 before you get worse?
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>>121291147
https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/3rju7x/bored_of_the_beta/

look at his post history
he whined on reddit until they did the "blizzard senpai notice me" thread, then posted in there begging

now he wants out because it's not a finished game
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>>121276165
youre a true hero.
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game is already looking stale and ded after just a few days. gj bliztard.
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>>121291391
ayyy it's always the same
also fuck them
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>>121288240

Aren't you the faggot 2 days ago who also said Tracer is 34?
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>>121291313

If you're male, yes conceivably

As a professional gamer your willpower will fade way before the rest of you does
>>
i have a ping of 90-105ms

can i be gud in this game?
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>feel like im pretty decent at this babby game for kids
Maybe ill set up a stream
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>>121290720
It's one image and O'Neal average, gr8 b8.
Ten damn milliseconds. Oh come on, the girl next door turns on her camera vibrátor which streams her insides to the Internet and my ping goes up 10 milliseconds and literally nothing happens...

Mercy is at the prime, it's not about the body, also about the soul. She is learnt and in the age you would just simply marry her. I'm against marriage but for her I'd gladly make an exception, she is rally the kind of girl you would just spend your life with. Travel the word, help those in need, build a multinational company and have great evenings by going to the theater and having a good one in the beds afterwards.

How can anyone not like her, she is literally the best. The other intellectual girl you can really like is Symmetra. All the waifus have certain traits that make them sympathical and approachable. But yelling she is old before you experienced what she could do to you in and out of the bed is bad manner, because I assure you she is a really sweet and caring girl who also got quite the looks, so I dunno what's not appealing about her you kek.
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>>121288058

My friend is actually a stupid good tracer player, his twitch is Superioritylol.

Like I'm pretty sure this game he'll finally make it kek
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>>121291391
>not a finished game

The fuck was he thinking a beta was?
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>Tracer
>Pharah
>Symmetra
>Mercy
>Widowmaker
>Zarya
>D.Va
>Mei-Ling

Since, we're in full waifu mode, is each one domme, sub or switch?
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>>121279661
>seagull's a complete selllout that spouts memes, spends his time thanking for donations, and pays people to shill his channel on reddit

shut the fuck up you piece of shit
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>>121281530
>Seriously Blizzard is that much of a kcuc? Come on this "political correctness" is killing the world.

Lovely. Nothing better than seeing racists and bigots in general pulling the "political correctness is killing the world" card.
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How do I get in /owg/
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>>121293794

>tracer
Switch

>pharah
Sub

>Symmetra
Sub

>Mercy
Dom

>Widowmaker
Ultra-dom

>Zarya
Switch

>D.Va
Ultra sub

>Mei-Ling
Whata fuk man who this be
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>>121294046
you don't
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>>121293908
did I trigger you?
or did seagull pay you to come shill on 4chan too?
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Just started looking into this game

What's the difference and roles the characters fill?

What are some good videos to watch?
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I'm making a tier list to spam for the next year. Give me your rankings and I'll work out an average.
>S
>A
>B
>C
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>>121293361
Is that Orphan?
Nigga he sucks
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>>121291391
>0 points (21% upvoted)
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>>121294167
this is suffering
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Can someone explain to me why people are so badondadonkinfuriated over streamers getting beta access easier? Have these people really lived their lives to this point without realizing that important people get things before the average joe?
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>>121293794
>Tracer
both?
>Pharah
sub
>Symmetra
both
>Mercy
dom
>Widowmaker
asexual
>Zarya
sub
>D.Va
dom
>Mei-Ling
literaly who
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>>121294610
both means switch you dumfuk
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WHERE IS PART TWO OF THE D.VA FAPFIC AUUUGH
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>>121294756
hurf a durf

I half read your post
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>>121294176
No, you're just spouting bs to fit in your own personal image of this general, this is not /v/ though.

From what I've seen he's a pretty cool guy, actually very humble about donations/subs and streaming a lot (today 15 hours).

He doesn't want a facecam and overlays, just gameplay and he's pretty good at it.

I know kids like you love to bash successful people on 4chan, especially if reddit likes them, but it's because of people like you nobody takes this place seriously in the first place.
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>>121294928

upvoted
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this tracer sculpture is pretty cool
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>>121293983
What do you call when someone is banned for one or two offensive words?
Yeah, breach of contract. Yeah, violation of terms.
But those were them retards who designed those terms to be like that.

>>121293794
>>Tracer
Tee-hee, sub
>>Pharah
sub, she lives to serve
>>Symmetra
Disharmony is the bane of humanity, so she definitely has to be both
>>Mercy
dom
>>Widowmaker
zombie
>>Zarya
Ogol' po gotovushky, dom
>>D.Va
Why does she even exist/10
>>Mei-Ling
Who?

Also what about the guys?
>Reaper
Die. Dominant, obviously
>Reinhardt
Dominant
>Lucio
Sub
>Hanzo
Switch
>Winston
Well I'd say... both? Maybe?
>McRee(eeeeeeeeeeeeee)
Dom
>Zenyatta
Buttplug
>S76
Asexual
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So the goal of the CBT was to drive up interest, right? Because I love seeing the twitch numbers shrink over time.
GG Blizz another great release.
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>>121294046
Opt-in in on your battle.net account. Hope.
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Well after 4hours can't say I like it that much.

I don't really hate it but I don't see myself playing it a lot.

I don't know we'll see how the game goes it's just a beta after all.
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>>121293983

how does it feel to be part of an inferior race and/or gender?

does having lower IQ trigger you?
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I really hope d.va isn't a mech tank, but instead a support that builds ramps and shit for your team
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>>121295213
too stocky, what's the face look like?
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Here's a list of auto-aims in Overwatch.

Soldier 76 ultimate
Mccree ultimate
Reaper ultimate
Winston primary gun
Symmetra primary gun & turrets
Torbjorn turret
Roadhog chain (aim assist)


Here's a list of offensive effects or attacks which aren't auto-aim but you essentially cannot miss with them no matter how bad you are.

Bastion turret gun
Reaper primary guns
Tracer primary gun
Reinhardt primary melee
Zenyatta orb of discord
Winston ultimate swipes
Pharah ultimate rocketswarm
Roadhog primary weapon (both modes)
Roadhog ultimate
Zarya ultimate
Tracer ultimate

Additionally, almost every character has a skill that negates all positional mistakes. For example: caught on the ground as the rocketess Pharah? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly in the sky, where you're most effective.

Ran yourself into a bad spot as the fragile but swift Tracer? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly back where you were before.

Got caught in the open as the close-range slugger Reaper? Just press your invulnerability button and float over to a healthkit. You get this and many other movement tools completely free, there's nothing you give up for them, like sacrificing health with a rocket-jump.


The tools Overwatch gives you to solve problems are contained in a single, brainless button rather than a complex and difficult set of movements and/or offensive measures. The entire game revolves around identifying the correct rock-paper-scissors situation to press your button, then pressing it. There is no serious skill of any kind involved. You're going through the motions of what you think a video game entails.

The miniscule difference between a week-old Overwatch player and a year-old Overwatch player will be lost in the cloud of instakill ultimates, teleports and AOE abilities. This game is transcendentally shit, and there is no escape from it. This is the very profitable future of FPS. Hell. Population: you.
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>>121296172
d.va is a mech tank, mei is the support that builds ramps
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>>121296306
mech tank just sounds so boring for a sc2 character
they could do so much with micro or building shit with her
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So Mccree is getting a nerf right? He's effective at any range and does more damage than any other class and can stun burst down any squishy at close range. Along with his auto-aim-insta kill ult.
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>>121296172
what do we even know about her so far?

I imagine both her and Mei will have a lot of info dropped at BlizCon and hopefully be added to the beta, but there's 0 chance of that.
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>>121291391
>people needing progression to stay invested in a videogame

Fuck this carrot on a stick bullshit

I had 1k hours in TF2 back when it was just fucking 5 maps and the medic update was just a twinkle in robin walker's eyes.
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>>121293983
Neck yourself you stupid nigger, back to reddit
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>>121296212
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So am I just expected to watch streams until I get in the day before the beta phase ends?
I've been watching some regularly but i'm just bored of the game now.
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>>121296513
Face looks better than Blizzards sorry excuse for a sculpt but the body's too stocky
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>>121296743
so do something else not related to OW you fucking loser
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>>121296513
i wanna fuck it
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>>121296513
It hurts knowing that I will never be this talented in anything.

That aside, where can I find best
widowmaker porn?
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>>121296936
triggered
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>>121297119
there is no good stuff yet.
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>Overwatch may be boring and shallow as an FPS game on account of all of the 'canned skill' abilities eliminating the impact of mechanical skill, but as a strategy game it's good! Just look at how many characters there are, and how many abilities! Surely that leads to an intricate and fun strategy metagame.

Makes sense until you consider that Overwatch is trying to pretend it's an FPS game, not a strategy game. Once you realize it, all of the ways in which Overwatch is different from other real time strategy games (the camera, the pace, the lack of resources to fight over) can be taken as flaws.

Let's discuss Overwatch's strategy merit compared to another the-player-controls-one-unit strategy game like DOTA. Each player has ~3 skills and an ultimate, so there's parity there.

But the camera perspective isn't top-down, it's first person. This makes zero sense for a strategy game and actively inhibits the player's ability to get an overall picture of what's going on. The controls also make it impossible for the player to ever control more than one unit, like they sometimes do in DOTA.

There are no map resources to fight over - as a strategy game, the only strategic element is the win condition. You cannot have such a lopsided 'strategy' game ever be interesting by its strategic merit.

Overwatch is shit as either an FPS game or a strategy game.
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>get e-mail from blizzard
>Don’t Miss Out! Get your BlizzCon 2015 Virtual Ticket Today
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>>121297119

>That aside, where can I find best
widowmaker porn?

Pixiv or gelbooru

Don't use western sites (shitty artists) and don't use danbooru (they lock certain images behind a paywall - literally selling images they didn't create)
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>tfw no sona tier waifu in overwatch
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>>121297489
yeah the strategy merits are all fine and dandy but it doesn't mean the core gameplay mechanics need to be so casual and overly easy
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>>121297489
this is honestly one of the dumbest fucking things i've ever read
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>>121297994
>>121298154

Did you read the first paragraph, stop and make a reply, then read the rest, realize it's not praising Overwatch, and have a redditantrum?
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>still no overwatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
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>>121298425
what? i agree with the idea that the game has too simple mechanics to be a good fps game
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>>121298425
no i read the whole thing

it's idiotic through and through
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>>121297916

Fun fact: those mousepads give you carpal tunnel extremely rapidly

The wrist doesn't enjoy being compressed while it's in use. Google it if you like.

>>121298516

The post says that it has too simple mechanics to be a good strategy game either.
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>>121297616
You can turn those off, I'm pretty sure, without removing beta notifications. Or so I'm lead to believe.
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>>121298542

>ITS DUMB AND I DONT LIKE IT!!!!!

Good argument, little guy.
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>>121294257
>S
Mercy - the only character that is basically required on every single comp
>A
Pharah
Widowmaker
Winston
Reinhardt
>B
Lucio
Bastion
McCree
Roadhog
Soldier 76
Zarya
>C
Zenyatta
Symmetra
Reaper
Hanzo
Junkrat
Torbjorn

I can safely say that the "tanks" in this game are just super good. Roadhog, Winston, and Reinhardt are basically necessary for any sort of pushes. Bastion is just a better Tjorborn until they make it so you can get scrap some other way than killed enemies. Pharah+Mercy is an all-around team core that can do massive damage while also being hard to chase. Widowmaker+Mercy is an absolutely insane defensive core.

Symmetra really suffers from her teleport being her ultimate which takes so long to get back when destroyed. Junkrat, Hanzo, and Reaper just suffer from being outclassed by other classes, though Reaper does help with pushes against Bastion. Zenyatta's ult is great but hes just too squishy, he's Borderline B.
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>>121298797

>mcree below reinhardt
>hanzo lower than widowmaker
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>>121298992
There is no way that Hanzo is better than Widowmaker, at all.
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>>121299115

>50% higher damage per second
>higher damage per shot
>projectiles instead of hitscan
>wallhack ultimate is a non-ultimate ability with 60% uptime rather than widowmaker's max 30% uptime wallhack
>wallclimb is a non-ability with no cooldown compared to widowmaker's 8s cooldown hook
>higher movement speed than widowmaker

The only context in which widowmaker comes close to being as good is if you have over 100 ping. On LAN it's not even close, Hanzo is utterly better in all ways.
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>>121298797
Oh and Tracer is B... I think. She's probably the hardest for me to grasp and a character that only improves once people figure out the maps better. I know the Blizz devs run a Winston+Tracer combo that is annoying as fuck.
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>>121297489
>fps games can't be strategy games

What

Are you telling me that you just take a position during a game without thinking of what the enemy is doing and how to respond?

And no, who in the fuck is saying Overwatch is an RTS? Like I see that you're arguing that it isn't and its casualized gameplay would make it impossible, and I get that, but no shit it's not an RTS. And what's to say RTS games are the only strategy games?

TF2 has a great deal of strategy in it and there's no real "resources" to fight over.

Tl;dr what the fuck are you on about.
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>>121299457
>>projectiles instead of hitscan
not a good thing desu senpai
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>>121299457
why would projectiles be a better thing than hitscan?

also Widowmaker can one-shot any non-shielded body with Mercy
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>>121299457
Not him, and I haven't actually played the game, but uh...

>projectiles>hitscan

??
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>>121299570

You have incredibly bad reading skills. Here is my point, distilled for your special brain:

- Overwatch when taken as an FPS game is casual and the impact of mechanical skill is extremely low.

- When you point this out, people say "But wait, there's strategic skill that makes up for that." So they are saying that Overwatch should be taken as a strategy game, not an FPS game.

- As a strategy game, Overwatch is extremely simplistic and equally shit on account of the camera perspective and the lack of resource objectives.
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>>121299689
>>121299723
>>121299762

Seems like i got food for the entire week
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Which hero do you most hate to go against?

only plebs say tracer
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>>121299762
>>121299689

Hitscan is objectively inferior to fast projectiles, especially for defensive play, because you can fire from angles which do not allow you to be damaged. Shoot at the space where an enemy will soon occupy and then move out of the way - they will be damaged and there will be no way for them to damage you with hitscan (because there's no line-of-sight to you) or with projectiles (because you aren't moving toward them.)

If you watch high-level quake gameplay, railgun and lightning gun players like Toxx get completely assraped by people with good rocket skills. This is why. Projectiles are superior at high skill levels. Also are better on LAN.
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>>121299889
why are you trying to divide it to two different categories, it's a strategical FPS. there's some mechanical skill involved with strategical thinking and decisions. some stuff that is lost (for example, the limited vision it being a FPS) brings up some other types of challenges and skills that you can use to win games (for example you need to communicate your positions effectively because you cant always see your friends)

i think your point about lack of resource objectives might be something to discuss though
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>>121300104
Probably Bastion, he just halts any momentum until you organize a push with ultimates
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Willing to bet they'll MOBA it and only have 1 character for each role available for free at the start, forcing you to buy the others.

Then they'll release skins and/or hats and paints and all that trash a year later.

Also expecting a leveling system that at minimum buffs stats over all as you "progress"
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>>121299457
honestly you post the same image with the same filename and every time you post the most retarded shit.

>>121300072
>I was just pretending to be retarded, got you guys good
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>>121279447
Do you cunts seriously call him ster like its his actual username for anything other than twitch or for some shitty xD derp name jokes
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>>121300215
>why are you trying to divide it to two different categories, it's a strategical FPS

So you can see how both the strategy side and the FPS side are extremely shallow and unexciting. There's nothing skill-based about the game.
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>>121300150
Thats because high-level quake also has much higher capability for movement, you aren't going get too far between when you shoot a Hanzo arrow and when it lands.
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>>121297489
So this is coming from the "aim is everything" attitude regarding FPS? There are characters that heavily reward aim. But anyway, your arguments.

>Each player has ~3 skills and an ultimate, so there's parity there.
Overwatch characters have about the same parity as dota. Main fire, perhaps an alt fire, 2 abilities, one of which may be a mobility abilitiy, and an Ult. There is a bit of shifting around but every character does about 5 things.

>But the camera perspective isn't top-down, it's first person. This makes zero sense for a strategy game and actively inhibits the player's ability to get an overall picture of what's going on.
The maps and gameplay are designed around not getting an "overall picture". Flanks and chokes are designed with the perspective in mind. Some character have abilities, movement or otherwise to give them a better picture and that's taken into account for character balance. There is no need for FoW and a vision game because your physical vision IS the FoW. Good team VOIP is also a solution to this. Plus if, as you've noted players control one unit the camera perspective works just fine.

>the controls also make it impossible for the player to ever control more than one unit, like they sometimes do in DOTA.
No big deal. You could erase all the multi-unit heroes from Dota and it would still be a great game. Further, heroes with automated secondary units are perfectly viable and you already have a venomancer style mini-turret hero. You could easily include automated mobile units as well.

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>>121300261
well considering it's his twitter username, his twitch name, the name of his website, yes I would say it's his "actual username" for other things.

who honestly gets upset about this shit.
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>>121300229
its basically been confirmed by Elohime that they are going to allow you to play all characters
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>>121300319
no they compliment each other

do you honestly believe there is "nothing skill-based"?

play some one good and report back about how hard you get destroyed
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>>121300230

>>121300347

You can fire a Hanzo arrow and move around a pillar before the enemy you're aiming for comes into line-of-sight with you. This is literally the only thing that matters.

Quake walk speed is not significantly higher than Overwatch and rocket corner evasions are almost always done with simple ground ADAD.
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>>121299689
>>121299723
>>121299762
Hitscan is cancer. Don't contribute to cancer.
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>>121299889
>ur a retard, let me tell you my argument again retard

Hey fuck you too, man. Now that I read, you basically made a blog post

You came up with an argument, gave an expected rebuttal, provided another argument, and came to the conclusion that overwatch is a casualized fps that people sometimes sell off for a strategy game.
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>>121300497
>do you honestly believe there is "nothing skill-based"?

Hanzo, Widowmaker, Mcree are skillbased but their impact is low compared to the non-skill-based classes. Respawn time is like five seconds and dying charges your ultimate by about 20-30%. One Zarya mindlessly feeding into the enemy team until her ultimate is charged, then sitting above her capture point and dropping the ultimate in the middle when the enemy comes, makes the game unwinnable for the enemy team even though there's nothing skill-related about what she's done.
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>>121300407
>There are no map resources to fight over - as a strategy game, the only strategic element is the win condition.
Right the objective is the objective. The "Resource" you gain is actually the advancement of the payload or progress of the control point. Remember that there are hard checkpoints at each third on control points. And this objective changes naturally over the course of the game. "Gold" in arts/mobas is used as a way to convert incremental advantages (like hero kills) into long term advantages for taking objectives. This is very important when the map is design with a strong defenders advantage at the end. Overwatch has you convery incremental advantage (kills and respaen time) in to long term advantage (objective progress) but given the faster pace and lower defender's advantage the stat based inevitability of a gold resource isn't necessary.

The take away here is that it's a Hybrid. If you look at is purely as an FPS or a Stragetgy game, yes you'll think it's simple. But it's bringing together elements of both and must consider both at the same time. Perhaps they have already lost some essential element that dooms the design to failure, but early feedback doesn't seem to bear that out. In fact I think Overwatch has smartly chosen what to keep and what to ditch from the different genres. Battleborn seems much more slavish and suffers for it.

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>>121300476
Hes a youtuber. named Star.
Thats all the explanation you need
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>>121300742
>Hanzo, Widowmaker, Mcree are skillbased but their impact is low compared to the non-skill-based classes

jesus fuck you are stupid as shit and haven't been paying attention have you?
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>literally less viewers than wow today

so is it gonna be DOA boys?

Have they added a kill feed yet?
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>>121300319
>There's nothing skill-based about the game.
This is untrue and makes it hard to accept you're arguing in good faith.
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>>121300742
That's a problem with not losing ult progress on death, which is fucking retarded.
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>mfw Zarya looks the most interesting to me gameplaywise
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>>121300407
>The maps and gameplay are designed around not getting an "overall picture". Flanks and chokes are designed with the perspective in mind.

Great. Explain why don't RTS or MOBA games do this?

>>121300820

>The "Resource" you gain is actually the advancement of the payload or progress of the control point.

This is not what a resource is. You use a resource to accomplish some goal - in an RTS game it would be to make more units or structures, or in an action RTS/MOBA it would be to buy more items. This is what a resource means. When you destroy the enemy barracks you don't call that a 'resource' because it furthers your team's goals.
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>>121299889
>there is only black and white and nothing can ever mix to become a gray
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>>121300742
Widowmaker, and McCree are considered the strongest heroes in the game at high level along with Mercy. Hanzo is considered strong as well but no one is really good with him yet because his skillcap is even higher since he's an aim based non-hitscan character.
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>>121301145
>Explain why don't RTS or MOBA games do this?
i mean

they do

they literally do
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>>121300104
McCree or Bastion
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>>121300945

Accept that you're living in the center of hyperbole on the internet and attack the points made.

>>121301216

>Widowmaker, and McCree are considered the strongest heroes in the game at high level along with Mercy

Only by retards who are not actually in the game. I am playing Overwatch right now. I'm sitting at ~95% winrate from telling my team to pick shield heroes and I pick Zarya and we go sit on the cart or point and the enemy can not do anything. This is how the game works. The low-skill heroes are the strongest ones. They would not add low-skill heroes if the high-skill heroes could just auto-win against them - that would upset their twelve year old audience.
>>
Any decent streams going?
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>>121300104
Like any game with a sniper class, a good one.
A good Widowmaker with a Mercy shoved up her ass is the worst.
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>>121301340

RTS and MOBA games do not restrict your vision to 90 degrees of map because it is an inferior camera choice for a strategy game and only makes sense when aim is the operant skill-factor.
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>>121301384
no a mercy on a mcree or widow maker is how the absolute best players at the game play right now

in the dev v quake/tf2 'pro' players

you don't find them strong because you're playing with shitters
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>>121301145
Because of the god perspective. They have to simulate it with Fog of War.

No that's what I meant. I shorthanded it to gold, which then buy you items. I'm mostly comparing this a arts/mobas not RTS. Ultimately when you look at what those resources actually DO, they help you convert small advantages into larger advantages. Overwatch obviously simplifies this greatly because heroes themselves do no change in power.
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>this literally who gaymer grrl streamer got into the beta over you
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>>121301604

>no a mercy on a mcree or widow maker is how the absolute best players at the game play right now

The best players in Overwatch are the ones who win the most. The ones who win the most are the ones fielding shield/zarya comps. If you actually watch the streams you're talking about you'll find that the devs do this roughly 75% of the time against an enemy that is actually challenging them and they automatically win when they do it.
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>>121301663
It's Friends and Family beta. She had the right friend.
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>>121301434
talespin is pretty good, and pyyyour
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>>121301663
JUST
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>>121300229
That would destroy the game and how it was built.

If they saw the gem system in HotS was a bad idea they won't put it in this game
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>>121301663
thanks for the heads up, going to watch now
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>>121301534
i don't understand your point

having imperfect information or a less than optimal PoV doesn't do effect jack shit about whether or not a game requires strategy

it is entirely possible for a FPS to have a significant strategy element to it and you've gotta be pretty dumb to honestly believe otherwise
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>>121301807
grow boobs and you too can make friends
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>>121301947

>having imperfect information or a less than optimal PoV doesn't do effect jack shit about whether or not a game requires strategy

Then why are strategy games top-down instead of first person? Virtually 100% of them. Explain.
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>>121301991
Plenty of penises made it in too.
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>>121302049
Usually it's because one player controls an entire side of a conflict. arts/mobas are the main exception to this and that's understandable because they grew out of a WC3 mod. Smite shows the camera perspective is not essential to the genre.
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>still no beta invite
>people won't stop sexualizing my waifu
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>>121301947
not him but strategy is a loaded term, and i wouldn't use it to describe any fps. instead i describe overwatch as highly tactical; ult timings and team-based map control are very important and will triumph over a team that just has a bunch of high MMR aimbot autists
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>>121302049
because most strategy games are about controlling multiple units (like entire armies of them) all on your own?
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>>121301534
>>121302049

>Why MOBAs have fog of war when it's an inferior choice for a strategy game

This is how retarded you sound. The strategy aspect from a limited view/info is how you acquire the view/info that you lack and how you play around it, you fucking mongoloid.

Your point would only be valid if MOBAS and strategy game had 100% view of the game. Now that we've gone through that, all that remain is you bitching that 70% of the total game info is better than X% of the total game info displayed at your screen.
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>>121301384
McCree straight up will shit on a Reinhardt if caught out of position same with Winston, except he comes to you.
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>>121302393

If multiple units is the reason, why are action RTS games top-down?
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>>121302456
Because Dota was a WC3 mod.
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>>121302456
because it's an entire genre developed from a mod of a strategy game?
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>>121301663
Suck to be the people not in with her then.
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>>121302456
Habit
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>>121302049
Strategy is constantly applied in 6s TF2. In that context, I'd say TF2 is, in part, a strategy game.

I'm not saying Overwatch is any kind of game, as I haven't played it. I'm just here for the butts, but actually who is saying overwatch is a good dedicated strategy game?
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>>121302695
people are just saying that there is strategy in overwatch

which is obvious because it'd be nearly impossible for the game to NOT have strategy
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>>121276902

im 34 years old
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>>121301384
>Mercy isn't the strongest hero
what
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>>121302574

A genre is not a mod. There are AAA devs all working to perfect ARTS. If you think they're still doing it top-down just because the DOTA mod was, you are very delusional.
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>retard arguing about how overwatch is a bad RTS game

Is this the same guy who said Lucio's character design was blizzard peddling marijuana use? It wouldn't surprise me.

thanks captcha
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>>121303023
it's obviously select all beverages
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>>121303023
but dude his dreads and the color scheme is MARIJUAN 420 SMOKE DAN KUSH
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>>121302049
games like battlezone were fucking great despite being essentially first person strategy games
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>>121302953
>A genre is not a mod
In this case, it is, particularly with the dominant market share for LoL and Dota2. Companies are only now branching out of the clone phase.
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>>121302953
the mod became a genre

and there are action rts that are not top down

being top down doesn't change how much strategy there is, only how strategy has to be approached
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>>121303023

He's making pretty good points honestly and i've never seen anyone talk about overwatch's design beyond it being casual before, seems like this gets more to the root of the issue with the strategy vs fps thing
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>>121302953
they are not all going for top down tho

there are games like smite you know

also most developers obviously stick to that style because they want to be more approachable for people who have got bored of another moba and are potentially switching games
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>tfw nobody to mercilessly pound my ass as a job well done after healing the shit out of them as Mercy

being in the beta isn't all good, boys
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>>121294257
S
Roadhog
Tracer (Assuming skill)
Widowmaker
Reaper
Junkrat

A
Pharah
Soldier 76
Zenyatta
McCree
Bastion

B
Hanzo
Torbjorn
Lucio
Mercy
Winston

C
Symmetra

How the fuck to I play this retarded hero tier
Zarya


Balance is actually pretty great for a beta game from Blizzard. I think every hero barring tracer in the S tier needs to be nerfed slightly. Tracer is such a high skillcap hero that it's difficult to balance her.
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>>121303268
>and there are action rts that are not top down
>>121303297

None are popular. I'm guessing that's all coincidence, since that would be convenient to your argument?
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>>121303360
>Mercy in B tier
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>>121303360
>mercy as B tier

You're kidding right?
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>>121303280
no the points are shit, a game like CS:GO already has plenty of strategy, a game like TF2 has strategy, adding abilities to an FPS doesn't take away potential strategy
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>>121303430
smite is decently popular game

just because it's not as big as giants like LoL or Dota 2 doesn't mean it's small

your own argumentation is weak as hell and you probably realize it aswell
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>>121303430

Smite IS popular though.
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>>121303527
>a game like CS:GO already has plenty of strategy, a game like TF2 has strategy, adding abilities to an FPS doesn't take away potential strategy

Just because they have strategy doesn't mean they have enough strategy to compete with real strategy games by their strategic merits. Those games survive because they are good as FPS, which Overwatch is not.
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>>121303280
Overwatch is a hybrid. Most of the criticisms seems to come from the extremes of FPS and Strategy sides complaining that it isn't pure FPS or pure strategy.

A lot of the strategy in the game is, I think, adapting your team comp to the map, map position, and opposing team on the fly. I'm very interested to see how this evolves as they add more heroes.
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>>121303430
only two mobas have ever been super popular, dota 2 and lol, the sequal to the mod and the "rip off" of the mod, the smite is close to the third and it's pretty clear that smites different pov makes the strategy in that game different but also interesting
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>>121301663
My computer can't even run the game, why should I care?
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>>121303360
>McCree and Mercy not S tier
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>>121303658
>they have strategy doesn't mean they have enough strategy to compete with real strategy games by their strategic merits
maybe if I say strategy enough times, they'll believe me!
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>>121303658
>Those games survive because they are good as FPS, which Overwatch is not.
Your shitty opinion.
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>>121302881

>TFW will probably still be playing videogames at 34
>Will have a hobby aimed at 10-21 kids and discuss videogames with these kids (already am with people that are usually 10 years younger than me)

I wish i was born before videogames.
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>>121303775
wtf, why are you here then?
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>>121303910
>34
>not born before videogames
loving every lel
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>>121303658
are you the guy that thinks the best way to play is to stack shields

if that's the case you have no room to be talking about strategy instead of getting good

also OW is a good FPS at the least

you seem to assume that shifty focus from "aim only" to strategy is going to somehow make them both weaker, but in reality it seems to be that combined they are greater than the sum of their parts
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>>121303658
>those games survive
>TF2
>survive
nice one
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>>121303910
>implying there is something wrong with playing video games at 34

This general is so god damn underage.
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>>121303897

No, it's fact. Overwatch is a shallow and boring casual FPS where all of the important FPS skills (movement, aim, timing) are shoved into easy 1-press buttons.
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>>121304231
then why are all the strongest characters the heavily aim based ones?
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>>121303297
No, it's pretty stupid.
>the strategy vs fps argument

You mean the one that I've never fucking heard of until this anon just brought it up earlier in the thread?

People who say "b-but muh strategy" have a valid point in that some thinking is necessary to win against a coordinated team.


And nobody is denying it's casualized, but the anon arguing against it is literally saying "overwatch is a shitty game when compared to any good RTS game"
I'd like proof of "the people" who say that overwatch works as a strategy game, not taking into consideration any other aspect of the game.
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>>121304345
why are you talking to me
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>>121304345
For
>>121303280
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>>121304302
hes going to go back to his argument that zarya and anyone who can throw on a shield/low skill based heroes are the best
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>>121304302

They aren't. Play the game.
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>>121304231
Gotcha. This old saw. I guess you're back to TF2 then?
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>>121304589
they are, get good
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>>121304565
Tanks are good, but they're only a third of an effective team.
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>>121304597

Facts don't expire like old food. They are true no matter how old they are or how many times they are stated.

Overwatch's FPS side is extremely casual - even the game's supporters admit this, and instead try to argue that its strategic elements aren't casual. I'm making the argument, successfully, that they are.
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>>121303443
>>121303480
>>121303816

Mercy is meh in skirm games. In actual ranked gameplay where people actually talk to each other, she is nuts, but at this stage in the beta where people don't have enough friends playing the game to do stacked games I don't think she is too bad.

I have run into a few dumb comps like her and Roadhog just chillin and takin shots.

McCree is alright, but his ststained is meh compared to heroes like Reaper and Soldier.
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>>121304787
>successfully
haha
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>>121304824
McCree is literally overpowered. Go to any ex tf2 player or quake player stream and they will tell you 100% McCree and widow are the strongest in the game. and with a mercy damage boost McCree can stun->right click any character in the game.
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>>121304824
>scrim
>ranked play
>fucking beta where it's all just randoms

holy shit i hate competitive players
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Why is /owg/ so insecure about its shit game that the entire general froths itself into an autistic rage any time it is criticized?

If you go into /lolg/ and call the game casual shit people will go 'yeah we know, now fuck off' and you won't get any more replies. If you go here and do that, 100% of the thread becomes about frantically trying to prove you wrong.

>>121305001

>Go to any ex tf2 player or quake player stream and they will tell you 100% McCree and widow are the strongest in the game

A pointless test because ex-TF2 and quake players are losing to the dev stacks that employ shield lineups. If Mccree and Widow are the strongest heroes, why do they lose to shield spam and Zarya ultimate?
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>>121304824
McCree is the best character in the fucking game m8
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>>121304787
what are you even saying anymore, we get it, you think Overwatch is casual and apparently devoid of strategy

why are you even here then
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>>121305125
Dev listerally run him in every single lineup, damage boosted mccree is featured in every single game they play.
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>>121305125
Hey it's copypasta avatarfag.
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>>121304787
>I'm making the argument, successfully, that they are.
lmao damn sperglords
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>>121303360
I'd say Winston is at least A tier on certain maps, his disruption is insane
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Will you be able to remove this critical text clutter on the low hp indicator for healers? It's very unnecessary.
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>>121305125
the devs run boosted mccrees and widowmakers just like the pros

the pros LITERALLY copied the devs, if the devs actually ran these "shield comps" and won then so would the pros

but they don't, because the devs don't, because your a lying idiot
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>>121305001
afaik they don't rate widowmaker THAT highly. like they recognise she is good but nowhere near mccree tier

it's more the shitters crying about widowmaker

seagull actually said that pink haired tumblr class is super good
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>>121304824
>In actual ranked gameplay where people actually talk to each other, she is nuts,

well thats the thing, tiers are usually based on potential play/optimal play, not run of the mill pubs.
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What do you think Tracer was like as a little girl?
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>>121305171

>why are you even here then

Someone has to counteract Blizzard's incredibly manipulative marketing scheme. The world needs to know how shitty Overwatch is, and as an intelligent person with beta access and no stream for Blizzard to monitor, I'm a prime candidate.

If I tell the world how shit Blizzard's games are, nothing happens. If a streamer does, they get denied future beta access and Blizzard won't give them expensive plane tickets to their office and let them tour it and give them hundreds of dollars in Blizzard merchandise - like they did to TF2 youtubers.
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>>121305479
a slut
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>>121305393
Zarya is really strong. almost featured in every single game. but seagull and pure were just saying today that widow was overpowered. damage boosted she 1 shot body shots every non-tank. and he re-charge time on shots is silly.
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>>121305393
As I understand it, Widow is goat in certain sections of certain maps, but rather average once those choke points are passed

whereas a McCree is never not useful
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>>121305479
she probably got shot with an instant orgasm dart and felt compelled to join overwatch to get more action
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>>121305534
no one is going to not play Overwatch because of you

you can stop your autistic one-man crusade now
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>>121305534
i get that big corporate shilling on forums probably is a think

but do people really think blizzard is out there saying "we really need the 4chan audience?
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>>121305587
yeah the thing about mccree is that he has no weaknesses

there are specific situations where some other class might be slightly better at killing people but mccree is never bad, not even mediocre, he is always at the very least good. most of the time too good.
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>>121304787
>people say it works as a strategy game
Proof? Like I've never seen someone say
>overwatch is a dedicated strategy game

That's what you're rating it on, so who says that, anon?

To elaborate, I have seen people say "it makes up for it with strategy," but I feel like you're making shit up.
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>>121304787
Your premise is flawed because you're piecemeal analyzing elements of the game in isolation. That's the issue I have. Yes Overwatch IS a more casual FPS than CSGO and it IS, of course, much simpler strategically than something like Starcraft. That's true. But it's a combination of both elements. It's a notch down on FPS and a notch up on strategy from TF2. Unless you look at the game as a whole you aren't actually criticizing the game.

No one argues Starcraft is shit because it's not as deep strategically as Hearts of Iron.
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>>121305659

Sure they will. There's a reason companies try to quell negative publicity. There are 80 of you in this thread right now. I'm not convincing you to completely swear off the game - that would be impossible in this short of a time.

I am, however, planting the seeds of truth in your simian skulls. As you play Overwatch you will spot the things that I'm saying ingame. This will make your choice to quit Overwatch come much quicker.

I'm not the hero you deserve, but I'm the one you're getting, you fags.
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>>121305564
Tracer was never a slut, and never will be

>>121305608
Impossible
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>>121304589
I have.

McCree and Widowmaker are the best characters in the game.

Continue shitposting tho
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>>121305919
>it was a falseflag this whole time
goddamnit
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>>121305919
keep patting yourself on the back i dont even read your autism walls of text lmao lmao lmao
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>>121305534
Holy shit, your puffed up self importance. Hahaha.
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>>121305919
>>121305534
it's like i'm observing the personification of the Dunning-Kruger effect
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>>121304231
>important FPS skills (movement, aim, timing) are shoved into easy 1-press buttons

press wasd to move
click rmb to shoot
wait for pickup

arguing that one fps is more casual than others is like manlets comparing heights
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>>121305882

Have you ever heard someone say 'Yes overwatch doesn't require mechanical skill' and then go on to say stuff like 'yeah well the positioning and etc etc'? What they're trying to say, but can't find the words for, is 'Overwatch is a casual FPS but a deep strategy game.'

By the way, that's ANOTHER way in which Overwatch is a casual, shit strategy game: the positioning requires no talent. You just press a button and your unit is where it needs to be. Wanna be above the enemy as the rocket character? Sure, just press this! Wanna be out of danger as the glass cannon? Press your rewind! Etc.
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>>121306149
>want to do something
>do something
I don't see how that isn't strategy
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>>121304787

When things are casual, the competition shifts into the tiny advantages.

See: swimming, running

The top autists on those sports will have a 20s time while the 2nd and 3rd place autists will have a 20,5s to 21s time. Surely the 2nd and 3rd place autists will come out on top every once in a while, but in the end even on those casual sports the top swimmer and the top runner will consistently win more than the others because he has more skill.

You esports cùcks tunnel vision too hard on muh skill ceiling. Most of the pro kids on these game don't even have a rigid training schedule nor efficient and scientifically proven training methods, they don't eat food that enhances the brain performance, etc. There may be money into esports, but there is simply not enough competition so muh skill ceiling can be reached. Just compare sports 50 years ago to now, how much researchs and science pushed the ceiling even further. This is something that esports can only hope to achieve, so fuck off, your Quake or BW kids aren't that special.
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>>121306149
1. overwatch does require mechanical skill, less than other FPSs in situations tho

2. people say that the difficulty of the game comes from both having SOME of the mechanical requirements of an FPS in ADDITION to strategy elements other FPSs do not have

3. what do i press if i want to change position as symetra?
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>>121306080
>>121306051

Does it bother you to see someone who isn't ashamed of their superiority? Hurts your feelings to see someone with dignity, who isn't afraid to talk about how great they are? Doesn't worry about how it might affect the not-great people?

Fun fact: the reasons why societies invented the humility meme and the reason why Overwatch doesn't let you see a killfeed or your teammates' score are identical. The jews don't want shitty, unremarkable people being made to feel inferior by amazing ones.

This is all part of living in a society which exists outside the context of evolution. When the genetically fit are no longer the ones producing the most babies, lots of unremarkable people will be born. These unremarkable people must be made to feel as if they are remarkable or else they will riot against the perceived 'master race' of people better than them.

Expect more of this as genetic mediocrity grows.
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>>121306496
stop your fucking falseflagging

I at least can say why this game is a shit casual FPS that requires no strategy and don't have to resort to this bullshit
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>>121306496

this guy is like a mad scientist but not a scientist and just an angry nerd who thinks hes special because hes in law school or something desu

seriously wtf
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>>121306496
sir would you please stop attemtping to make copy pasta
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>>121306496
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>>121306496

I can't even tell what is and isn't bait any more

This post is honestly not wrong though
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>>121306149
>have you ever heard
No, and that's not proof that people have said that, either. I refuse to argue with someone who pulls shit out of their ass and tries to sell it as something that isn't shit.
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>>121306628
>>121306652
>>121306660
>>121306709

>Answering to weebfags
>Not only your average weebfag, but an evafag on top of that
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stop playing this shit fucking game holy hell just stop sucking blizzards cock
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I don't really care either way and he's a retard but is it possible that Blizzard purposefully arranged with sodapoppin to have a high viewer streamer NOT get invited to the beta as a martyr so the plebs can go "But looook, this streamer didn't get in. Blizzard aren't view whoring the beta as an advertisement after all!".

Either that or sodapoppin literally raped and murdered a Blizzard employee because even 100 viewer streamers got flagged.
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>>121306496
No it doesn't bother me. It's honestly hilarious. Particularly since your supposedly massive intellect would choose this hill on this website to plant your flag.

D e s u
S e n p a i
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It's all going downhill.

It always has been, /owg/.
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>>121306928
No, its already been confirmed because Sodapoppin didn't contact a Blizzard dev to give him a key. Every streamer who got a key had to email one.
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>>121306928
i think it's because of streaming private server stuff

like shitting on wow is pretty bad but i think blizz cut all ties after the private server thing
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>>121306928
There's no real advantage to Blizzard there. People inclined to fixate on that are going to anyway.
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>>121306496
see
>>121306080
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>>121306898
>Comrades, everyone should only play games on my approved list of games!!
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>>121307138

>Intelligent people can't know they're intelligent

Nice one. Who's Nikola Tesla? Who's Einstein? Who's the other countless number of scientists who didn't give a shit about public relations, and realized that intellectual humility is just willful inaccuracy for the sake of the unintelligent if you really are smart?
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>>121307273
Einstein was humble though
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>there are people here actually discussing the game while the majority of us suffer

You guys are fucking rude as fuck. How can you trod on us like that?
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>>121307273
both Nikola Tesla and Einstein were very humble tho
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>>121307273
yeah but this retard coming into /owg/ while claiming retarded shit and thinking he'll
"plant the seeds of discontent" or whatever

he's obviously no smarter than a lab rat
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>>121307448

both repeatedly admitted that they were geniuses

tesla in particular
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>>121307271
no im trying to save you from jewzzard

any strategy that you might think is in this game doesn't actually exist, only peddled by blizz devs trying to falsely showcase "comps" when any idiot can spam their abilities and win games
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>>121307564
I don't need saving asshole. Your head is stuck so far up your butt you can't see that.
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>>121307514
i mean yea, the knew they were geniuses, being humble doesn't mean you deny being what you clearly are

but neither of them would sperg out like mr "plant the seeds of truth in your simian skulls" over here
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desu senpai some of what he's saying is true. the game's strategy is honestly not exciting right now, you either play damage amp'd mcree or spam winstons

however these are balance issues and its as simple as adjusting numbers to fix them, they could be fixed tomorrow. plus they could add resources to the map, like have miniature capture points that give you +10% speed or 5 hp/s health regen or enhanced ultimate % generation
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>>121307514
>admitting one's self is a genius after doing some smart shit

>blowing down someone's door, calling them retarded, then calling one's self a genius
>after getting too serious about a video game
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>>121307816
TF2 is dead. CSGO is all aim and peek. No thanks.
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>>121307793
>being humble doesn't mean you deny being what you clearly are

That's what the modern definition of 'humble' is. How many times have you seen people on camera try to downplay their skills or abilities? How many talkshow guests squeamishly shying away from the subject of their talents? Making jokes about how they're not good?
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>not giving Pharah blue eyes

Why does Blizzard hate perfection?
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>>121307801
We'll see. We've barely seen anything like actual high level play yet.
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>>121305815
They wanted me :3
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>>121307801
>however these are balance issues and its as simple as adjusting numbers to fix them, they could be fixed tomorrow. plus they could add resources to the map

Of course you can do things to fix a shit game. That doesn't mean it will happen. Overwatch got how it is for a reason, and unless the designers are fired they will continue to systematically make the same mistakes they have thus far.
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>>121308073
based
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>>121308146
but we have, the dev/pro scrims are decently high level and, i think, very exciting
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>>121308164
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>>121307801
>plus they could add resources to the map, like have miniature capture points that give you +10% speed or 5 hp/s health regen or enhanced ultimate % generation

Gigantic, a third-person over the shoulder MOBA, has this

That game is pretty unfun by the way, don't bother with it
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>>121308314
Yeah, but a lot of that has been the beta players learning how to actually play as a team on the fly.
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What does he say when he ults?
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Why is it that plays of the game are only based on eliminations done withing a time frame, and not based on the most heat generated in that same frame?

Would make more sense.
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>>121308441
ryuu ga waga teki no kurauuu
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>>121308441
"Howdy partner"
Right?
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>>121308441
"the pleasure of being cummed inside"
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>>121307801
The game actually already has a secondary objective like that in the game. Symmetra's teleporter.
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>>121308073
because blue eyed non-whites are super rare?
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>>121308463
i think it does, stuff like mercys getting PoGs from just healing happens rarely

i think that weight of an elimination is just skewed in how much it's worth in whatever algorithm they use
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>>121308441
Roughly "Dragons, consume my enemies."
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>>121308463
I feel like it is heat, actually.

Zenyatta ults do make it in sometimes, and those, by definition, have little/no eliminations.

But eliminations do generate up to 100 a pop, so I get where you're coming from.
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>>121308279
>>121308073
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>>121308441

竜が我が敵を食らう
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What do we know about D.Va and Mei other than Mei will probably having some sort of cold and heat based effects and D.Va being a giant cum dumpster?
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>>121308463
Presumably because they're trying to bias towards something that LOOKS exciting. "MVP" is still based on percent time on fire.
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>>121308935
Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!!
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>>121309001
D'Va seems to be a mech pilot from the Hanamura shot and so may or may not have a mech in game. Also Mei has a pet, but that may not factor into her gameplay.

Some people speculate the ice climber looking person here might be Mei.
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>>121309001
D.Va will have some of the most cringe inducing abilities and VA in video games to date.

In my eyes, anyways.
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>>121309001
>and D.Va being a giant cum dumpster?

She's a beet juice stealing cum dumpster
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>>121308441
"behold my dank meme dragon"
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>>121309001
Mei might have some ability to manipulate the map, creating new pathways or blocking existing ones off.
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>>121309238
She's got some kind of chemical thrower, maybe she can shoot nitrogen at people to slow them down or something
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is there a way to get beta access for plebs? i read some reddit shitter spammed his battletag everywhere and got in...
my friend is so desperate that he asked me if i have key 3 times already.
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>>121276138
why would a company but a price on a moba tho, that seems stupid especially since their competitors have all theirs for free
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>>121309803
not anymore
there was a huge backlash when they gave them out to about 100 redditors who were crying
only way to get in now is to either be lucky or be famous and tweet at them
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>>121309803

Someone supposedly got in by trashing overwatch in a stream that a blizz employee was watching and the employee gave them access to shut them up
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>>121309238
who's the lady in the side split dress
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>>121309803
Your name has to be StillAlive
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>>121310182
good question
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op0I24ZXC08&spfreload=10
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>>121310376
Standard sour grapes. I wish I was in too, but he's just whining on youtube in the hopes it gets him an invite.
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>>121308441
subaru toyota lexus
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>>121275964
>Got the invite today while still at work and have to make a trip tomorrow.

Still it's going to be one hell of a weekend, have a sux vidya card but Blizzard it's good making its games run on toasters
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>wake up
>check bnet
>no beta still
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>>121310182
No idea. I suppose that could be Mei too, although she wouldn't be mountain-climbing in that outfit I think.
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random tip for you faggots, if your computer is shit and you want to play overwatch get an i5 and a gtx 750 ti, most cost effective max fps
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>>121309238
>mercy's gap
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>>121310897
Yeah, I noticed it too. Which is weird considering she has that tabard thing going on.
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>>121310897
>you will never fill it
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>>121309238

Split side dress lady is D.Va, possibly before a redesign.

Look at the ear antenna things.
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>>121311064
It's old concept art. Many designs changed to various degrees.
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>Wake up
>One email from Blizzard
>Don't get my hopes up knowing I've not gotten virtual ticket email spam yet
>Go to poop with phone
>Email alert on phone
>From: Blizzard Entertainment
>Open emails...

I purchased a virtual ticket the day they were announced
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>>121311283
the sihouette honestly looks more like hair sticks considering she doesn't have her hair down
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>>121306492

Press s, idiot.
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>two of my friends got beta invites
>they both say the game sucks
I don't know what to feel
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>>121311740
Just ignore then game till you get an invite and can try it yourself then.
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>>121311740
Depends on if you value their opinion.
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Now you guys know why it's called OverWatch instead of OverPlay
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>>121312051
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>>121305534
>>121306496
>>121307273
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>tfw will never receive beta invite
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>>121312051
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>>121312452
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>>121312051
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>>121275732
Why is there no art of Widowmaker working at Pizza Hut? ._.
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>>121308441
>ryuu ga waga teki no kurauuu

What did he mean?
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>>121313002
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Call me when there are robot grills and I might actually try this.
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>>121313456

Bastion
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>>121313456
Bastion is a robot grill
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>>121313710
>>121313738
Hardly looks like it, nor humanoid at all.
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>>121313456

I hope they change up the design of the robot girl from the concept art pieces. Less EVE, more Drossel.
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>>121313073
The dragon comes deeply.
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>>121313913
>wants a robot girl
>not actually wanting a robot grill
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>>121312051
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>overwatch at 6.5k viewers >almost off twitch front page of games

dedga.me
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>>121315029
people want to play not watch. the game is going to have the same problem as hots when it comes to streams. its boring as fuck to watch, but fun to play.
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>>121308073
Because that would make her a Persian, not an Egyptian.
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>>121315227

HotS has like 5k players LMAO

TF2 HAS 10X MORE AND IS LIKE 9 YEARS OLD
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>>121315029
most viewers gets bored watching it after day 1-2. the rest of the viewers are just the streamers fanboys.
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>>121313128
Why else would the ass be fat?
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>>121315029
Star and Seagul together had around 20K when they were streaming today.

People don't like watching random faggots.
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>>121315738

And apparently no one who isn't a random faggot likes playing Overwatch.
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>>121315738
But star pretty much is that, especialy the fag part.
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>>121315840
Everyone in West USA timezone is a random faggot.
That part of the world only produces random faggots.
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>>121315956

Lots of non-random faggots playing other games. Just not Overwatch.

You're right though, it must all be a coincidence. Overwatch is great!
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>>121316169
>dyrus and bjergsen playing lol
>bob ross marathon
>everything else has 20K or less

Yeah sure. Totally has nothing to do with the shit streamers bro.
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>>121315735
I'd rather see her in a taco bell uniform desu
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>>121316349

Yep, it must be that Overwatch in particular is more affected by the latening day than every other game for some inexplicable reason. If you ask me, satan is responsible.
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>>121316481

I'd eat her taco if you know what I mean
>>
>mfw I realize Mercy's damage boost affects High Noon

man, those two are gonna be OTP material
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>>121316534
I just told you everything is affected. You seem to be too retarded to understand a simple sentence.
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>>121316596
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>Gaming Talk Shows and H1Z1 have more views than Overwatch
>Dead before it was even released
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>>121316661

It's better with symmetra or bastion

Symmetra's turrets become outrageously retarded when damage amped. Imagine 12 turrets hitting you all at once.

Bastion in turret mode too.
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Thank you based Blizzard.

I guess you just have to be a huge weeaboo to get in the game. Glad I'm one.
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>>121316661
mccree is a great character. 10.10 design imo.
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>>121316661
I thought high noon was an instakill?
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>>121316760
I dunno man, cutting the time needed to line up a kill shot by literally 50% is pretty sweet
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>>121316698

>I just told you everything is affected

Great, so you admit that Overwatch is at spot #9 in twitch despite being a brand new AAA game for legitimate reasons. You admit the game is dead. Thanks.

Easies argument I've ever won.
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>>121315465
Did you even read what I fucking said you massive fucking retard? Nobody watches hots streams unless its something big like the championship coming up. Everyone is busy actually playing the game.
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>>121316967

Did you even read what *I* said, you massive fucking retard?

When did I mention streams in my post? Go read it right now.
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>>121316872
shake my head to be honest in my opinion there is an S tier with McCree, widow and mercy, then everyone except torbjorn is Played tier.

family.
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>>121316872
Swap tracer and widow definitely
Swap zen and zar maybe

And you're golden.
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>>121316854
Dead Eye (or High Noon as everyone loves to call it) lines up a kill shot on anyone standing in McCree's LoS (although i think it's based on his cursor, so a bit of aiming is needed), but the time needed to line up a killshot is affected by their current HP totals. The longer you have someone targeted, the more damage it does and when it's enough to kill, a skull appears on the target.

Because Mercy's 50% damage boost still effects McCree during Deadeye, it cuts the time needed to reach lethal damage in half.
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>>121317132
Ah, thanks for the explanation. Having not actually played it I hadn't picked up on that.
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>>121317132
Then a 50% boost wouldn't cut it in half. A 100% boost would do that
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>>121317041
So then you are even dumber then I thought if you believe the game itself only has 5k. Go kill yourself you mouth breathing moron. You're a fucking waste of space.

>LOLOLOL LEMME JUST MAKE UP NUMBERS OUT MY ASS

Fucking idiot.
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>>121317493
no you
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>>121316872
why is winston so low, he's regularly picked and seems really strong at capturing points and breaking up choke points.

also, I get the feeling Hanzo is quite strong, but has a really high skill floor
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>>121317132
so between needing to line up shots, McCree himself moving and turning very slowly during Ult, and LoS/Shields breaking the killshot, all those people that yellef LOL MCREE PRESS Q TO INSTA KILL SO SKILLED xD were all full of shit right
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>>121316761
you just got in?
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>>121317687
Winston is really good at diving the back line, diving snipers and such is something he can do well too.

As for Hanzo, the problem is less that he is bad. It's more that Widow is just plain better in most situations and also easier to play. Once Widow is nerfed, Hanzo should become a bit more popular
>>
Why is Symmetra so useless?
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>>121317714
How could you not realize they were full of shit at the start already? All the auto aim shit they claim is low tier at best
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>>121317869
because you're bad
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>>121317869
because she gets 1 kill, and the enemy team can see her entire setup through the kill cam
plus, she's basically a walking teleporter and shield buff
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>>121317845
Yeah, I got the email at 5 PM, just played a couple of games. I really enjoy it but Shift not being sprint is something i have to get used to
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>>121317869
You're bad is probably why
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>>121317979
>All the auto aim shit they claim is low tier at best

This, hell 76's Ult is probably the worst part about his entire kit. All of his damage comes from getting consistent headshots, but the AA Visor will only line up torso shots. I've never seen a 76 get more then one kill just by holding down LMB during his Ult, not to mention his global taunt means people will just turn around and fucking clobber him.
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>>121317979
Orb of Discord is probably the strongest ability with lock on. It is a debuff though and not something that can kill in and of itself.
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>>121317869
>>121318341
what if symmetras turrets gave widowmaker-ult-like vision of whoever they attacked?
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>>121318420
wondering if you're EU
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>>121318592
Symmetra is fine
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>>121318592
Honestly I wish they'd make her primary fire more satisfying. I think that's a big part of the problem. It works on Winston's kit, but doesn't really on her.
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>>121318639
Nope, I'm NA
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>>121318794
You're not supposed to use it. It's a noob trap. Use her charged orb
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>>121318892
That's doesn't change my argument.
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>>121275929
>>121278912
lordosis mate. white girls do it all the time for ass shots
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>>121319097
You said her primary fire being unsatisfying was a big part of why Symmetra is apparently useless. Don't use the primary fire. Problem solved
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>>121319215
>lordosis
thanks, wikipedia
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmzpIv2bGxk
my experience with this beta
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>>121320150
this is funny desu
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>>121278912
Kill yourself you landwhale. Anyone can bend like that.
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>
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>>121320896
How would you know? Do you often check out your ass in the mirror?
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>>121316872
Horrible.
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>>121320954
plan C is kill everyone
plan B is fuck on first date
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>>121321114
Of course I do. I find myself physically attractive and don't hate myself. If I don't check myself before I go out, how can I be sure that I look presentable to everyone else I meet in the world?
>>
>wake up
>no invite
>mecha loli on the horizon

ANYONE PLEASE

WAKE ME UP
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>>121321734
CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>121300861
why do I feel so smug about knowing that his original user name was nichts
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You wouldn't betray her for some korean slut or chinese bitch, would you?
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>>121322637
I'd betray anyone if they paid me enough.
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>>121322637
Yes, if they had a better or equal body. Every time. Asians age better, and I like the style of their nose a lot.
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>>121322730
I'm not sure if you didn't get the memo, but Tracer can literally rewind her own time
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>>121298582
are you saying that the pressure from putting your wrist onto a hard surface is greater than putting it on a cushion like object?
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>>121322717

money doesn't buy happiness, anon
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>>121322637
Can I betray her for Mercy?
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>>121322915
I ain't looking for happiness.
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>>121322730
>Asians age better
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>>121322637
I'd betray her if she told me not to cum inside
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>>121322637

I'd make her watch while I gave my semen to D.Va, the superior cum receptacle.
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Friendly reminder that if we aren't in the beta yet, there's a chance we won't even get into the beta and have to wait till release day
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>>121323952
That would imply you would have sex with her in the first place
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>>121322841
Her referential time, in spurts, but never her personal time. You huge dumb dumb niggerfaggot.
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>>121324439
You do realize that she regains her health when she rewinds her time, right? This implies she goes back to the state she was in when she rewinds her time
>>
>>121323732
The cutest
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>>121324606
Look at her story. Watch the promo videos. You're just wrong.
>>
>Check out Hanzo- He's this cool dude Archer guy that fires projectiles and does a lot of damage!

>Widowmaker
>Has Zoom
>Has Wallhacks
>Has easier annd more effective wall climb

Hanzo is basically useless tier because Widowmaker fills his role perfectly and better. The only thing that Hanzo can do that Widowmaker cannot is ulti through a wall to take out turrets.
>>
>>121324890
scattershot FUCKS people on corners if you are holding on Defense. plus he has mini walls on his Q.
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>>121324175
Yes it would. Why would i imply i wouldn't? I'm not some beta faggot like you.
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>>121324741
None of anything you said suggests otherwise, in fact it says she has control over her own time
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>>121324890
His wall climbing's unlimited tho
>>
this fanbase would be better if tracer wasn't in the game
>>
>>121325264
>there's only one tracerfag
>not enough players to fag any other character
>>
>>121308621
it's the future. they'll be less rare
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>>121325610
>there's only one tracerfag
I really doubt that
>>
>>121325610
>not being a winstonfag
>not wanting the kreamy kong
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>>121325614
and it will be magnificent
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>>121322637
wouldn't betray a strong middle-aged chinese aunty
>>
85WAH-Y9FPP-C23F6
66YDT-6YN3Q-0IBKL
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>>121326206
i've never even heard of contagion before
>>
>>121326353
why do you think I'm dumping those
>>
>>121326206
What are these
>>
>>121306928
I've never even streamed once and got flagged
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>>121325987
>that feel when i literally rat out everyone to aunty and call aunty "aunty" at every possible chance

feels good man
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I've been playing a lot of hanzo recently and have been doing pretty decently. I agree that he is a worse version of WM for the sniper role. It would be interesting if they gave him a knife or something that he could switch to and use for close quarters, as it is right now, that's his other weakness besides, well, being harder to land shots with compared to WM.

As it is right now, I usually use scatter shot and aim almost directly down, and it will usually kill someone like a shotgun would if they are close enough.

You can also do something similar if enemies are hiding behind the objective. I've killed a lot of dudes by just scatter shotting right under the hovering thing and nearly every shot will hit them, especially if they are a big hero.
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>>121327380
Why can't you run up a wall if they're too close, or melee, or just headshot as normal?
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>>121327380
>Give him a knife
You're aware everyone can melee?
>>
>finally find a streamer playing Roadhog (milo_51), his shit crashes so he just gives up and hosts McCree/Tracer/Widow player #4454547547594759745
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d e a d

But really I need a decent stream to watch now while working, why does ster_ have to sleep?
Is there anyone decent to watch atm?
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>>121327680
coolmatt69 when he's on, which is usually late at night (if you want to see a human aimbot shut down enemy teams)

Unfortunately he, like most of the tryhard stack with good aim, use only the hitscan heroes. So it gets pretty boring to watch, even when they're scrimming against devs
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>>121327627
>>121327523
I was implying giving him an actual secondary and not relying on pitiful melee attacks.
>>
Y6K9M-JZF4D-2W6WR
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>>121327874
His melee does 50 damage, it's not pitiful. And you still didn't explain why you can't just Huntsman as normal at any range; it should be easier even since you don't have to lead the target / predict the projectile's path

>>121327904
Game doesn't have keys, accounts (which is to say streamers, friends and family, and lucky redditors) are just flagged automatically
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>>121325987
Kung Fu Hustle is a national treasure
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>>121291391
>Countless hours in WoW, DIII, SCII and HS
>Still always in the last wave of betas, despite actually giving feedback.
How the actual fuck do they decide who gets in. I even fucking
>>
>>121329538
Klout score.
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>>121303775
>Cant play a blizzard game
The actual fuck.
>>
>tfw constantly forced to fill
why can't losing as a tank or support be fun?
>>
>>121329538
Your machine. They need more actual potato test subjects.
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>>121330480
wrong

they have a whitelist of anyone who has a certain amount of views on youtube or twitch with keywords for their games, those people automatically get beta invites through their email because they give free advertising.
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>>121328039
50 Damage is pitiful, especially when the bow does up to 125 damage. If any character is full health besides tracer, you won't kill them with a shot + melee, but good luck meleeing tracer in the first place.

Maybe I'm just grasping at buffs because Widowmaker is just so strong and fills the exact same role.
>>
>>121330848
Even people without battle.net accounts?
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>>121330848
No shit. I assumed we were talking about the average user though, since we already know that streamers and youtubers get preferential treatment.
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>>121330989
it's not hard to check their database to see if the email shows up in their battle.net emails
>>
>In overwatch the most OP champs. junkrat and roadhog, are Australian
>just like in TF2 where Australians are over powered (sniper and Hale)

Nice fucking dead game blizzard, i mean honestly.
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>>121333495
>most OP
>junkrat and roadhog
kek tobh
>>
>>121335841
I'm not saying that they're overpowered (different poster)

But Junkrat needs to be played more. He's a sleeper hero honestly. Yeah he's difficult as fuck to get kills but I've seen people just lay waste to teams trying to reinforce areas by spamming grenades half way across the map into choke points.
>>
>>121336048
junkrat isn't a sleeper hero and he is the most OP piece of shit in the game

people don't play him because
a) it's a new game, people are still learning the maps and mechanics
b) why play the shitty bomb class when you can play mai waifu class
c) everything he does either takes skill (nades) or preplanning (traps) which no one has because they're all bad at the game
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>>121336048
Junkrat is probably the most retard friendly hero in the game. He can choke off points indefinitely with his grenades and melt through shields like they were made of butter. His mines are just the finishing touch for extra BM explosion damage.
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>>121336205
>>121336354
>>
>tfw want to play game
>tfw can't play game

who has tfw
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>wake up
>no invite
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>>121327680
Shit's getting hilarious now.
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>>121337372
I guess new wave soon, huh
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>>121337372
Except right now in bumfuck late us, overwatch has 11k watchers.
That is double destiny's right now and 4 times runescape.
>>
>>121338068

And still not top 5.
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Got into the EU beta yesterday, and my fears are true.

This is basically the FPS version of HotS. As in you can do a lot of cool stuff without even trying and that is fun initially, but gets boring extremely fast.

I'll play a bit more to see if the "strategic aspect" of the game is just as shallow as I thought it would be, because the shooter elements certainly are.
>>
I don't wanna play this game that much because I don't like shooters where it takes forever to kill another player, but I am kind of annoyed by how I don't have a beta invite when I signed up like the same day the beta signups for Overwatch started.
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>tfw asuka fag was right
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>>121338526
This is exactly what i expect

i just want to get in already and play for a few hrs to cement my doubts and go play smth else.


no way its worth the hype anyway. i signed in 2014 and these fags wont even give me access after a week of whining
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>>121338526
Easy to learn hard to master.

You're just playing against shitters right now; once your MMR matches your skill, you'll start having a harder time winning; just like in everything.
>>
Why doesn't Clockwork EVER use melee?
Why doesn't he ever use Widow's mine?
Why doesn't he ever use McCree's Ult effectively?
>>
>>121339662
why dont you have a beta invite
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>>121339451
dude, the problem with that is your team in pub will be shit, and getting together 6 people who are good and not gonna be pissed at each other and will play in same time zone consistently is hard

this whole "strategic aspect" is total bullshit, you gonna play it like TF2 and since the FPS is so casual with most heroes i personally will probably just get butthurt and delete this game like i did with CoD because its designed for retards and has such a low skill ceiling
>>
>>121339751
I know this is just a bait post but I'll give a serious reply anyway:

If you only ever play with shitters you're only ever going to get matched against shitters, and if your personal skill is good enough (see video related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwa7ZvL1pGU) you'll make such a huge contribution your team will win more than it loses.
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<tfw waking up everymorning checking for inv and u aint got shit on 6 accounts
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>>121340243
At least you aren't like the plebs at the bottom of the twitch Overwatch tab that have 0 or 1 views and are just streaming themselves at the Login screen with titles like "Waiting for Beta Invite :("
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>>121278540
Zarya is sexy, would be her pet.
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>>121340951
What would you choose if you could get into the beta forever or get crushed between Zaryas bare thunder thighs once?
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>>121341356
>once

I think I'd much rather just date her than have only one thigh crushing.

Dating a strong muscular girl would be cute.
>>
>>121333495
It makes sense they have been dealing with deadly shit their whole life.
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>>121322401
you're not even right, it was Niichts
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>>121300261
>>121300476
>>121300861
>>121322401
>>121342723
Why the hell did he change usersnames?
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>>121342781
his youtube channel was originally Niichts but his username has always been STAR_. when the option came to change channel name he changed the channel name to STAR_ too. and recently he's been using ster as an username because lol funny memes. He's still a great youtuber though, and his youtube channel is still called STAR_ and its url is still https://www.youtube.com/Niichts
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>>121300476
>>121322401
>>121342723
He goes by Star as his fucking youtube name. He doesnt introduce himself once as Niichts.
Checking his old URL doesnt mean anything
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>>121342894
>He goes by Star as his fucking youtube name

he refers to himself as ster though? And on social media he goes by ster.
>>
>>121342954
Saying "STAR" as "STER" is clearly a joke.
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>>121341356
If she'd let me eat her out, fuck the beta.
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>>121343039
I'd skip the beta (hell, I'd even skip the released game) for having Mercy be my girl.

Do want list:
>Degree
>Mercy
>Half Life 3
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>>121342954
Star_ is taken on twitter and was before he joined
Its a running xD derp word joke whether its funny or not
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>>121343119
shit I was wrong its Niichts on twitter, but either way its a running xD derp joke
>>
>tfw nobody streams bastion
>tfw I literally get butterflies at the idea of one day playing bastion
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>>121338632
sign ups are never first come first serve

never ever ever
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>>121343359
>stand in corner
>don't move
>click on people
>die
>run back to corner
>repeat

bastion shouldn't even be in the game he just ruins it completely
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>>121343518
people said he was gonna be low-mid tier before the beta. is he actually good?
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>>121343619
Gets absolutely destroyed by Tracer or Reaper, he's really only situationally good.
>>
savage senpai desu
>>
They need to invite more neets or something, I'm tired of getting matched into empty lobbies
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Seagull is awake like the machine he is.
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>>121340370
Holy shit. People are really doing this?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/3rlw5l/how_i_gained_overwatch_access_through_false/

yeah leddit whatever, just read it and let your jimmies be rustled
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>>121343376
why not
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>>121343115
>Degree
Who?
>>121343518
Isn't every character basically just centering your screen and shooting?
>>
>>121339932
Oh wow. Most of those guys are terrible. Did someone tell them they were good, because they sure think so, despite sucking.
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>>121344032
Degree. Like what you get after finishing university.
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>>121343115
>degree above waifu

what a fucking pleb
>>
>>121343962
why would anyone be mad? this dude spent two weeks trying to get into beta?
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>>121344292
We are supposed to be angered by his autism and dirty tricks.
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>>121344285
>implying above
I want all three.
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>>121343962
breddy good
the reddit goyim are waking up
oy vey
>>
>>121344334
link some bots
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>>121343962
Blizzard is losing a lot of viewers on twitch after all, guess theyre getting desperate for streamers
fucking pathetic
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>>121344662
the problem is the streamers are POPULAR not actually GOOD.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmzpIv2bGxk

spot on
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>>121344662
Who the hell thought this streaming thing would be good for the hype?
I mean come on. Look at what Portal 2 did. They made a whole metagame for hyping the game and it was good.

Thing is like this:
Streamers stream. Players watch. They literally see every aspect the game can have, even if it is a multiplayer game and
(A) they lose interest cuz theyve seen all
(B) only being able to watch makes them effin mad, so they lose interest
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>>121344612
Just google twitch viewbot
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>>121344739
by good i guess i mean knowledgeable about the game as welll
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i cant take this shit any longer
time to work on a fake twitch and lie my way into this shit
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>>121343962
Doesn't rustle my jimmies at all. Don't you have to pay for twitch viewbots
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>>121345139
pretty sure you can download them senpai
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>>121343359
Observe the cod corner camper. That's right in overwatch there's a class made just for you, the person that can't run and aim at the same time. Just find a dark corner, set up your turret and wait! You'll be getting a kill every 2 minutes in no time!
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>>121339662
>why doesn't someone who has spent thousands of hours playing a different game without melee or abilities use his melee and abilities all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck?????!!!!!!!!!!
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>>121344334
But why? He's a True American Underdog that stuck it to the Man. Sarcasm aside, I'm impressed by the fact he even attempted it all just to get access to a casual shooter beta.
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>>121345239
"corner camping" is the FPS equivalent of zoning in fighting. git gud
>>
Spear-wielding paladin who fights enemies with the techo-wrath of god when?

>ult sound is the lords prayer
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>>121327680
Watch old seagull vods. His oldest overwatch vods are goat because that's when he only had like 300 viewers. Then he crushed summit1g who got salty and a bunch of people went over to his stream. Then spread the word on Reddit that holy fuck hes way better than summit and lirik

And now his stream is cancer. Fucking reddit
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>>121345068
>tfw not able to lie
No beta for me
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>>121345480
Sitting in a dark corner waiting for someone to walk through the door is similar to zoning?

I don't play much fighting games so this could be wrong but is zoning when one player uses a combonation of his ranged abilities to keep the other player away?

I used to love doing that with kabal
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>>121345564

He still has one of the better OW streams. Just have to overlook his dull personality and viewer circlejerk (kinda understandable coming from tf2). His gameplay, analysis, and theory crafting is probably the best on twitch right now
>>
I'm waiting until blizzcon, and if nothing is announced regarding beta buy-ins, I'm going to actually consider a twitch bot beta ruse
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>>121345768
Yea if seagull is on I watch him regardless of his shit chat and fucking notifications taking up a third of the screen. At least no webcam yet. That's a plus.

Anyway I got side tracked i was gonna say I thought that guy I replied to was looking for a stream now but no one good was on. I'm feeling noddy thus while post probably didn't make sense maybe autocorrect got my back
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>>121345713
Zoning = keeping your opponent away from you via projectiles. You really don't expect to beat them with the projectiles. Just to keep them off of you or out of your area.
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>>121276165
>>121276881
>>121291409
?

>no cam
>normal voice
>reads the question before answering it
>not shit gameplay
>any of these being bad
>>
>>121345502
In German? Vater Unser will automatically make that sound cooler.
>>
Tried streaming today and couldn't really get anywhere with it, highest was 3 viewers, so I think I'll just upload to youtube or something.

Any sort of thing you guys would be interested in? Tech/interactions to investigate, characters to analyze, whatever.
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>>121276165
dos summit instead
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>>121346368
>normal voice
>voice
Any voice at all is instantly a sin. Remember when people didn't have to talk when playing vidya? You have a point, though. That guy should be ddosing Angry Joe instead.
>>
>>121346368
>Biggest sell out
Fuck off
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>>121346379
maybe, i was imagining a truncated version of it

like

"Thy Kingdom come. Thy will be done, on earth, as it is in heaven!"

and then a giant gold orbital lazer fucks somebody up IDK
>>
>>121346307
Grandmaster Subzero is very good at that
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>>121346368
I liked him when I first started watching but almost overnight he turned into just another boring twitch culture guy. It won't be long before he has a facecam, the narcissism is already brewing
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CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNN
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>>121346739
This

Exactly this. His stream was comfy, he wasn't always trying to make jokes he was just playing mostly ignoring chat and talking to his team in TS.
>>
Seagull has literally sold out to reddit, for all you newbois. He spent an entire day doing OMG THANK U SO MUCH FOR FOLLOWING @FAGASS522 IT REALLY HELPS ME A LOT and spouting le narwhal bacon reddit memes.
>>
>>121345502
No one wants to play as a dying breed tho.
>>
>>121346402
You could probably get some pretty high view numebers if you made vidoes specific to one hero and in the video you show a bunch of stuff that people haven't noticed yet etc. Like good reaper teleport sports, hidden jumps,

Reaper analysis
Secret/best teleport locations

Junkrat spam angles
-For this just find a choke point, go a long way away from it and lob grenades towards and find the perfect angle to get the nades in. Remember what you were aiming at when you starting hitting the choke and note that in the video along with where you were standing. Make it obvious where to stand and what to looks at

The junkrat would probably be the best to start with. Do it for every map and every choke. Maybe one video per map and hit all the chokes from both teams perspective. Or you could split the videos into two. attack and defence junkrat spam angles
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>>121344771
this "BUT THEY'LL LOSE INTEREST" thing that people keep parroting is kind of retarded

it's a blizzard game in a genre with almost no competition, as soon as it's open beta or release everyone and their dog will be playing and most of the nerds that "lost interest" will jump right back in because all their friends are playing it

blizzard has almost nothing to lose doing it this way
>>
>>121347198
It sounds more appealing than a hip hop BR, at the very least
>>
>>121346992
Yea, the dream is dead.
>>
>>121346402
make music videos like haveluckgoodfun
>>
>>121346402
Just whip your tits out to increase views
>>
>>121346992
I would have done the same
It's almost like you don't like money
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>>121347381
You know they wont do it, they're deathly afraid of offending anyone with An Opinion.
>>
>>121346402
Band-fucking-wagon effect.
People instantly join the higher view count streams because twitch ranks them to the top and literally noone would scroll to the bottom...
>>
Guys

What if the game is f2p but you only start out with soldier 76

but you can buy the rest of the heroes for 5 bucks each or all of them at once for 30 dollars

What would you do
>>
>>121346402
you're doing exactly what blizzard wants by the way

everyone who tries to be a ~content creator~ to get a beta invite is just more free advertising for the game

not that there's really anything wrong with that but if you're the kind of person that's all mad at blizzard about beta i hope you realize what you're doing
>>
>>121347480
Christianity is an opinion? I'm a fedora, and even I see that as an odd statement.
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pussy or ass?
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>>121347340
That's actually a really interesting idea, will do some recording before I go to bed. I haven't played a whole lot with Junkrat. Might include mine jumping tricks on each map as well. There's a few double jumps that people don't realize you can do.

>>121347548
I'm not buttmad, I'm in the beta already.
>>
is mei-ling going to be melee only
>>
>>121347654
Do ants have pussies? I thought they only had cloaca.
>>
>>121347653
not him but honestly western devs (and fiction in general) seem to have a reluctance to fictionalize Christianity, maybe because it's so close to home.

like we have a robo-Buddhist or whatever but no character even slightly relates to judo-Christianity
>>
>>121347653
Christianity comes with a set of opinions. Such as "this offends me and i will make noise in the media" that minor religions (in the west, not minor in general) like buddhists don't do. Except jews, but who would want to play as a jew anyway. So the best you get is some watered down, fictional-ass "religion" with maybe a messianic figure to make it relatable.
>>
>>121347929
>he doesn't want to ride the cyber chariot of God's chosen people.
>>
>all supports are female
this is pretty problematic tbqhwys
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>>121348280
>Lucio

(you forgot the faggot)
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I can't count how many times I've jerked off to D.Va already.

How do I stop?
>>
>_______, rains from above!
?
>>
>>121348280
Lucio is male. Zenyatta is sexless but presents himself as masculine and uses masculine pronouns.
>>
>>121348716
Learn More
>>
>>121348725
>sexless
pls don't tell me this is true
>>
>>121348809
Anon, he's a robot.
>>
i want tracer to take a hot steamer on my chest :3
>>
>>121348873
Oh.
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noice

http://www.overpwn.com/news/91-datamined-character-avatars-introducing-overwatch
>>
>>121348809
It's a fucking robot, mate.
>>
>>121349093
Zarya's is the only one I really like out of those. Hopefully they add more.
>>
>>121349195
YEAH I GOT IT. I'M REALLY HYPESENITIVE WHEN IT COMES TO THIS TOPIC, SORRY.
>>
>>121349093

Torbjorn's looks just as retarded as the actual character does.

Who is to the left of Lucio and the right of Soldier 1976?
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>>121312051
>>
>>121346895
TIME TO MOSH PIT
>>
>>121349418
Junkrat and Symmetra respectively.

What is Google's obsession with street signs?
>>
>>121349470

>What is Google's obsession with street signs?

They're codifying numbers and street names for google maps/earth purposes probably
>>
>>121348716
SEMEN
>>
>>121348716
AUGH
>>
>>121349248
Sorry you got triggered, anon

>>121349418
>left of lucio
Junkrat
>right of 76
Symmetra
>>
>>121348716
Wockets
>>
MCCREE NERF FUCKING WHEN

FUCK THAT MEME COWBOY
>>
JUSTICE RAINS FROM AUUHGHG
>>
>>121344771
I've already lost interest.
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make a super hype game and only allow popular people to play it?
Are gamers seriously that keked?
>>
So blizzcunt tomorrow.
Hopefully they're gonna go ahead and finally tell what the price tag will be and when it releases.
>>
>>121350235
>Are gamers seriously that keked?
Yes, and even more.
>>
Hey guys I just got in by sending an "appeal silence" ticket through battle.net yesterday

I simply wrote some bullshit (thats somewhat true) that I felt left out as a part of the comp tf2 community, linked my 11 year old steam account that has 15k hours across cs/tf2 and that I'm a really good fps player that would love to test the game :)
>>
>>121350405
You'll struggle anyways because OW is faster than TF2
>>
>>121350405
proof or fuck off
if its true though, think my 5 year old acc with 5,801 hours can be good neough?
>>
>>121350468
lmao if people actually believe this
can you even say what makes it faster
>>
>>121350508
the waifu butts, you cum faster
>>
>>121349248
You sound awfully triggered, mate. Like some sort of conservative SJW.
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COME
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>>121350821
>you will never play as jet set radio nigger

why live
>>
>>121309943
Did you just call Overwatch a MOBA? It's an FPS.
>>
>>121350405
under what option is that
also post proof
>>
>>121350705
what does it take for me to do that you understand my post was ironic
>>
>>121308441
Kamehameha
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>>121277067
>She would rather fuck a monkey than me

At least I have anime.
>>
>>121308441
baka desu senpai
>>
>>121350821
LES BREIK IT DAWN
>>
>All these peasants trying to fish beta access with bullshit stories and hopping through hoops like good little pets they are
>All these ding dongs crying about "friends&family beta"
Meanwhile I got in even though I'm literally nobody and have never played fps-games that much.
>>
>>121351292
Nothing but luck senpai, dont feel too good about yourself
>>
>>121287395
>Blizzard
>spiteful, incompetent jews
Who would have thought
>>
Fuck Blizzard Tbh
>>
>>121305125
Probably because the devs are browsing here.
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>>121343962
I'm not even mad. The guy put in the work, and got rewarded for it. I just wish he posted his methods here first, since slapping it on Reddit like broadway is only going to make it harder for people to replicate it.
>>
Oh boy, we've convinced Seagull to ruin his life by giving up on school to pursue professional streaming instead.
>>
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>I`m doing this for charity

GIB KEY

What a fucking prick
>>
>>121345239
>Not playing offense-Bastion
Infinitely more risky, but also much more rewarding.
>>
>>121351645
once the game is out nobody will watch these streams. overwatch streams are incredibly boring, much like tf2 streams
>>
>>121343962
not even mad
>>
New game where?
>>
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>>121351652

not gonna lie, this level of faggotry gets me kinda mad
>>
>>121351057
Better writing skills apparently.
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Ask the best Mercy player in the world anything
>>
>>121352649
Kek
>>
>>121352649

isn't your finger tired from holding LMB?

also new thread where
>>
>"this is a beta"
>"lets invite people whose only purpose is to make content and entertain viewers"
>"they will surely have an incentive to find and report bugs and problems "

why not just make it an open beta if its all about marketing?
>>
>>121352812
Maybe they're like trying to dangle the game in front of us so we'll want it more when it's released?
>>
>>121352812

to make it more exclusive thus more desirable
>>
>>121352934
>>121353024

Yah its a fair point, but no one's hype will last that long, they should cash in whilst they can. Plus rip servers.
>>
new
>>121353203
>>121353203
>>121353203
>>
>>121353067
Maybe they'll change it to an open beta once they feel there's enough hype behind the game?
I'm personally not all that crazy to play it in its current state because some classes look too good and others too useless but I'd still like to try it.
>>
>>121352649
Does your dick get hard when you damage boost LBC?
>>
>>121277067
Um, sauce?
>>
>>121351652
reported him, kek.
>>
>>121353067
They don't have the servers yet. Every server right now is on the west coast. Playing from east coast or europe results in desync.
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