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- Pirates have won the 7th NA Splatfest!
- Love has won the 7th JP Splatfest!
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i love callie sooooo much!
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post you're woomy
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Braiding Callie's tentacles!
Nibbling Callie's ears!
Pinching Callie's cheeks!
Smooching Callie's lips!
Kissing Callie's neck!
Massaging Callie's back!
Fondling Callie's breasts!
Tickling Callie's Armpits!
Blowing raspberries on Callie's tummy!
Caressing Callie's thighs!
Worshipping Callie's feet!
Groping Callie's buttcheeks!
Licking Callie's clitoris!
Making love to Callie!
Having completely consensual, marital sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, with the lights off, with Callie!
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sucking dick or eating pussy
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>>121181226
I am woomy
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>>121181261
i'm a calliefag and i'm tired of seeing this
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Cute squidboy's built a successful career from his impeccable fashion taste, smart inking skills and endearing looks.
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>>121181226
Which one should use for my new theorycraft?
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>>121181631
>executive squid
Muh dick
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how does this image make you feel
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アオリちゃん!アオリちゃん!!!
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>>121182178
>that anatomy
pity for the artist
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>>121181631
Suit shorts are the worst thing that ever happened.
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>>121181631
I want more suit squid
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>>121182178
aroused
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Marie! MARIE!
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Hi /ink/, just a friendly reminder for those who are still interested but haven't voted for the /ink/ VGL team roster. The poll can be found in the link below. Cheers!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ygcm1v4GlWYhVnwlZ-RNx6zr3Dy819292U08muuRr9E/viewform
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Squads?
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>>121183319
hey i made the emblem for the team or should we use other?
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How can I convince Nintendo to make Octolings playable?
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>>121183718
make one and I'll join
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>>121183319
>I'm in the roster
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>>121182178
it makes me feel like fucking whoever keeps posting this in the ass with a rusty hammer
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>>121183319
fuck off with your autism
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Marie is fat! FAT!
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>>121184605
which is why she's the best sister
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>>121184605
>All this chubby Marie art
>Still none of Callie
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>>121183992
Alright. If you haven't already, addGojimon505.
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>>121184806
Sent
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Give it to me straight. Am I fresh?
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>>121184605
>almost facesitting
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Should I keep this or go for the triple Run Speed Up?
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>>121183886
It's in there to be voted on.
>>121184148
All of the suggestions were from the general.
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>swim speed up gear
>spawn camp a splat charger
>juke around in front of their spawn for a solid minute
>can't hit me
>can't hit me
Krak-on came back and rescued him in the end.
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>>121185119
Twin Squad is up, yo.
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>>121185463
Coming!
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>>121183319
what is this for?
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>>121183161
I want to cum inside her tiny ass
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>>121185835
/vg/'s inter-general soccer league, each general builds a team then they play in some computer controlled soccer game.
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>>121185383
I didn't think I was that popular a meme.
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>>121180694
I don't get it
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>>121185223
triple run is easy to get,keep them
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>>121185223
Get triple run, rare doesn't mean useful
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>>121185835
A bit of fun between generals on /vg/. Basically we make teams in Pro Evolution Soccer and play in a tournament. More info here: http://implyingrigged(dot)info/wiki//vg/_League_5
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>>121186352
I'm assuming they thought they made a cool play? It's nothing spectacular.
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>connection is unstable
But I was playing ranked just fine last rotation... Sorry gojimon, I probably shouldn't be playing in squads.
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>>121185835
VG generals are making AI teams to play some friendly soccer games and is ready to kick some ass /ink/
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>>121186227
>>121186580
cool, that sounds like harmless fun
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Squad?Lucidium
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>>121186686
It's cool, Walter. I didn't DC.
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I wanna cum on Callie's ______
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>>121187593
Cousin
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FUCK CALLIE
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SQUAD!!!!
NNID: gorillaglacier
SHABUSHABU
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>>121187808
>full
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>>121188472
Must be a mistake, there's only two of us in here.
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>>121187808
2/4 now
you can join
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>>121187808
>SQUAD 2/4!!!!
>NNID: gorillaglacier
let me know if you sent friend request
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I swear I can hear "the girl eats gumdrops, Japanese gumdrops" in the lobby music.
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>join squad
>one by one, everyone leaves without playing a single game.
Am I black-listed or did I just get in the squad at a designated ending time?
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>>121189356
I remember when I first heard the lobby music... I was so happy to own the game.
>you will never be this happy to play Splatoon again
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hey /ink/
feeling a bit melancholic tonight
post cute squid sisters
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>>121189785
Ok, here they are hanging out with the mysterious Agent 3.
I hope you feel better soon.
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>>121189785
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>>121189783
The testfires were the most fun I've had playing a game for about ten years.
>>121189785
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MISS HOTARU YOUR ARM
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>>121187808
What on earth is a shabushabu
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Anyone with a 4x def Head or Body slot item that I can order? Can give you any of webm related
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>>121190190
hotpot
swishy swishy
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>>121184605
its funny how they make marie the fat one
despite callie being the big eater
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>>121189785
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>on a losing streak, rank down
>go luna blaster neo
>haven't lost a battle in an hour
fuck this game
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>>121190356
thischubby callie would be so cute
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>the connection is unstable
Why does this happen? Why is is that every other device connects perfectly, but my Wii U shits the bed when I'm playing Splatoon?
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>>121190356
there are pictures of Callie being sweaty and full of food, but they aren't very nice
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>>121189356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnlzhpEmpn4
bang me, bang me, yellow woomy
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>>121189785
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>>121181671
any reason you're fixated on running tenacity?
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>>121191047
thats pretty uncanny
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>>121191047
>yellow woomy
c'mon anoy we had this discussion several times now
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Thighs are the best part of a woman, but tits are the most complicated. fuck.
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>>121191520
For a specific map/mode/playstyle combination, testing it
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>>121191772
they're just teardrop shapes
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>>121192269
Not when you squeeze'em.
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>>121190870walter...
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>comm error
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>>121192738
I think I fixed itHopefully I don't derank in the solo queue again
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>>121191772
>thigh strap
>skindentation
>vertical bellybutton
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i want to cum on callie's tentaclesi still love this picture so much.
i can never thank the drawfag who made it for me enough.
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>>121190316
now im even more confused
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>>121193047
Why would you
It would dissolve her tentacles putting her in pain and probably resulting in death
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i dont even know why the fuck im playing splat zones
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>>121193341
that's hot
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>>121193341
>Calliefags want to kill Callie
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>>121193257
go to google
type in
what does shabu shabu mean
read the result
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>>121193341
anon, my dick isn't a fire hose.
and i can't say what it feels like to be splatted, but considering turf wars are one of the most popular sports to be played by teens, i doubtit would be extremely painfulor anything.
>>121193623
i would never want to bring my waifu to harm
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>>121192997
>thigh strap
Her spats were in the way.
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What happened to the squad, did I get lol'd?
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>>121194080
>thick
>fluid
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>>121193703
>shabu alone means meth or heroin
kek
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Where the squad @? Or are you all just jerking off to ocean life
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guy how do I win bridge sz
i cannot for the life of me figure this stage out
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>>121194523
well i did...YUMMY SEAFOOD
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>>121194869
like mackerel. hide like a faggot behind a blind corner and wait for someone to reveal themselves so you can slap them.
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>>121190460
Someone good needs to catalog how long they can go on a winning streak with what weapons. If anyone has data like this, please share.
Also, where is the updated form of this?
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>>121195371
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>>121195371
most recent version here
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>>121195768
stop posting this, its shit
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>>121195878
why?
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ggs shab squad it was funfuck splatzones even TC is way more fun than this
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>>121194080
you fucked up
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>>121195768
carbon should have ink recovery instead of special saver imo
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>>121195878
>>121196109
oh boy, the town retard is back to shit up the thread with his awful posts
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>>121196003
ggs see you again soon
3/4 someone join
shabu, goji, link
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>>121196168
Woah there anon, at least give him a chance to say why he thinks I fucked up.
>>121196109
I can't fix it if you don't tell me what's wrong, dummy.
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>>121196003
It's easier for squads to lock down the map since SZ is stationary.
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>>121196003
I fucking love splatzones.
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>>121182178
Why do you keep posting this?It was my first squid drawing and has a lot of errors pls stop
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Is it me or are the rotation times no longer following daylight savings?
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>>121196596
you drew this?can i get more?
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Disruptor Rush as a special when? I'm just now learning how god-like these things are.
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>>121196997
Its not you. 1, 5 and 9 are the rotation times now
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>>121196163
Maybe. Both are good for sure but I can't think of good reasoning for one being much more important than the other. I want to emphasize at least 1 skill for keeping inkzooka ready though, so i'm just going to leave it for now.
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>>121195371
If you actually care to know, most my games w/ luna neo were on Arowana Mall.
I would camp the walkways around the middle hard, basically slap anyone that came within range.
if zone was capped I'd build special and then splatbomb rush to get it back, and resume camping while everyone cleared out.
then, >>121195109
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>>121196596
I think it's a different anon posting it. I only posted it the first time.I think it's a really cute drawing and would love for you to draw more. I'm sorry for all the trouble though. I didn't think that it would turn into endless shitposting
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>>121197171
Still worse sub until you convince me otherwise.
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>>121197563
Point sensor is no matter how you put it
>3s with cold blooded
>8s without and it
>Uses half your tank
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>>121197563
It's all about that immediate follow up. Either with ink in the face or a Killer Wail if you've got it ready.
Best part I've found is that since people hardly see it used, they don't know how to react when they get hit with one. So that second and a half they spend panicking gives you the perfect window to splat their asses.
>>121197864
Seconding this. Echolocator is infinitely better.
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>>121197904
delete this
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>>121196596
fag
>>121197149
ultra fag
>>121197486
super ultra fag
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>>121198112
who keeps making these
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>>121198112
>always two girls without names
Is this MCU's way of letting people know they're recruiting?
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>in full A rank lobby
>+1
I'm winning with ease, but, shit, it's taking me five times as long to get the same amount of points
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>>121198341
MODS
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FUCK.
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>>121198112
Tohsaka Rin does not approve of this tiny resolution.
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>>121198341
At this point it ought to be one of their members.
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>>121197904
>>121198112
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servers are shit and if this post goes through I will fuck callie
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>>121197171
Still worse sub until you convince me otherwise.
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>in full A rank lobby
>+1
I'm winning with ease, but, shit, it's taking me five times as long to get the same amount of points
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have a picture from the future
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Is there a squad, or more preferably a private lobby that needs players?
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>>121199049
Bro I'd squad with you any day just tell me when to jump
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squads be like
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>>121196485
It was ok the first pics you uploaded, without that thigh strap thing, where her plump thighs were represented in their full meaty glory.
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servers are shit and if this post goes through I will fuck callie
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>>121199230big tobacco be like
m-o-n-e-y
m-o-m-o-n-e-y
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>>121198112
>Calls themselves Meme Containment Unit
>Is the meme
Where is the MCUCU when you need them?
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Every time
its ALWAYS qsj
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>>121199802
That's pretty nice, I think. What are you aiming for, anon?
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>>121199553
Sorry to hear that, I like her better this way.
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>>121199898
4 def, QSJ is outclassed by quick respawn in 99% of situations
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ggs squad, I'm gonna head off. I'm clearly too tired and/or shitty to keep up.
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>10/1
Wait what? How did I do that?
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>>121197171
Still worse sub until you convince me otherwise.
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>>121200117
ggs
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LONG
FAT
TENTACLES
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>>121199230
This picture fits the description of /ink/ squad
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>>121200117
ggs
ok. I'll take a little break till next rotation, if no one coming..
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>>121200379
Man, those look juicy and delicious.
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Gook Moot's renting out servers again. I wonder if Nintendo does the same thing.
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>>121200379
SO
FUCKING
HOT
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seems kinda silly to ask for a fourth when the rotation is in 15
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>>121200814
I want to join so badly
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>>121200387
seeing a sad wommy like that makes me sad
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>>121200814
i will be ready to squad up after rotation if you need a fourth
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Anyone up for a chill lobby? Inkbrush only!!
[Spoiler]Kikino77 [/spoiler]
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>>121200814
ok I'll make a SQUAD again in 10!!
join me if you still wanna play
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>>121200803
i wholly agree
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>>121201101
>Inkbrush only!!
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>>121201126
Who is "me"?
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>>121201101
who killed marie?
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>>121201101
Fucking SwiftKey
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Any tips on how to git gud with the Killer Wail? Like, what situations should I be looking for to utilize it and trap enemies?
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>>121183319
the fuck is this?
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>connection error
sorry squad.
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>>121201926
autism
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>>121202116
isn't that what the 4cup is for?
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cute sinning spaghettis
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is 12 defense really worth it
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wow bum!
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>>121202227
You illiterate, bud? Inter-general, not inter-board. It's an offshoot of the main cup.
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crudely drawn mspaint woomies
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>>121202332
what the fuck would you defend against?
Maybe on blaster towers
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>ice down to A+ after the comm error
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>>121184605
I maybe a Calliefag but chubby Marie gets me going
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>>121202425
I guess I just don't find generals and their circlejerking as captivating as the more grandiose circle-jerking of the all-boards cup.
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Daily dose.
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Where is this brush lobby I was hearing about?
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>>121202454
i like your squids
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>>121202626
>_500
>Saving thumbnails
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upon finishing this, i suddenly realized that she doesn't look cozy at all, cozier part 2 incoming
>>121193047
you're really getting your mileage outta that man
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>>121202609
Well, one of the prizes for success in the /vg/ league is a spot on /vg/'s cup team. Don't you want a Woomy to finally help /vg/ get out of the babbies?
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>>121202818
Changing it to 1280 does nothing.
That's the full size image.
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>>121202405
I HATE JAPS
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>>121202609
Makes sense. To someone, probably.
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>>121202454
very cute artstyle
more?
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>>121202917
>a woomy
>not Tim
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>>121202908i sure am
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>>121202952
we all do man
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>>121203116
>not Sex with Marie
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>>121202908
Thank you, I like that bored expression
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>>121203318
sex with marie sex with marie!
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>>121202908
part 2
>>121203137
your dedication slightly scares me but i'm glad i could be of help
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>>121202908
>>121203456
adorablenow do a callie one please
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>>121202675
I'm glad you liked and saved my mouse-drawn giant tentacle woomy
>>121202979
Thanks, there will be more in the future
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>>121202917
No, not at all cuz I'm not a /vg/ follower anyway.I support /vr/ and /m/for free
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fuck savescumming japs!
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>>121203579
why do i have a soft spot for girls who get really mad or passionate or autistic about video games
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>>121203790
because they have cutefeet
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>>121203790
I have a soft spot for you anon!
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KILL YOURSELF SPYKE
(Will be posting more offbrand rejects as I try to get 4x defense up)
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>>121204969
WHAT THE FUCK
HE JUST GAVE ME ANOTHER OFF BRAND 3 ROLLS LATER
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>>121203790
Because they remind you of yourself?and you want to fuck yourself?
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>>121180994
How do squibs have children?
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>>121205553
they are playing house
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>>121205553
They are siblings silly.
Thats their little brother/sister.
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>>121205623you did it again
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squad, what the fuck
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>>121205273
*hacked
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Splatoon is THE future of eSports.
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>>121206209
nah
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callie!!!
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>>121204969
>>121205273
how does this shit happen
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>>121206209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eymFL0TMeWE
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>>121199230
as if /ink/ has that many S+ players willing to carry shitters anymore.
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>>121206420
>shilling yourself
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>>121206420
This guy knows. Splatoon's 'competitive' scene is a joke.
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Gotta go to bed after this next one shabu squad, let's hope it isn't more voip using rollscumming japs.
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>>121206565
As if Tohsaka Rin had not given her explicit approval
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Give suggestions for octorians doing stuff and I will try to draw it?
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>>121206706
Agent 4.
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>>121206706
Roll scumming
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>>121206706
Jumping rope
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>>121206627
I would post a webm with sound if I could
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>>121206706
octosniper but replace his blowgun with a bong
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>>121206663
bad news is, you were right
good news is, it didn't matter
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>>121206706
sleeping octoling sitting on a couch under a big fuzzy blanket!!!
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>>121206706
trying to have a dance battle despite lack of limbs
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I'm too salty to stop after that loss, I'm doing one more.
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>>121205273
If I were you, I'd keep that
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>>121207478
>>121206663
ggs :)
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http://www.gonintendo.com/stories/246086-splatoon-art-book-shows-cut-idea-for-traveling-via-urinals
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>>121208394
yo what's that spooky shit on the next page, that's what i wanna see
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>>121208116
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>>121208369
I'm too worked up to sleep now, but if I keep playing I'll be up all night.
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>>121208307
Why?
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>>121206706
Have the octoling girl playing soccer with the octo ball with the other octos.
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how do you save scum rerolls?
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>>121208702
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Did anyone else stop playing ranked once they hit S?
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>>121209679
Practicing with squads before moving on to S+
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>>121209679
yep, meme squads for life
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>>121209679
Me but i gotta scum that rank back up, im at s4.
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>>121209859
>Scumming rank
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>>121209679
>get to S unsquadded during summer
>haven't touched ranked since
The amount of strife it caused me this summer just makes me never want to play it again.
Going tryhard in turf wars is just fun.
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>>121210157
I scummed to s+99, how does it feel to be worse than me, you fucking nigger?
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>>121209679
I've been playing solo these days cause I want that S+ for more money.
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>>121210253
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have another picture from the future
this is TSB after they got sponsored by Cloud 9
fat isn't fat anymore
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>>121210253
That doesn't carry any weight, I'm not sure why you would think it would.
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>>121210398Something about the wording of this made me laugh really hard
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>>121210394
Can you just stop doing this
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>>121206856
>>121206870
>>121206931
>>121206979
>>121206985
>>121208662
I try
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>>121210394
>got sponsored by cloud 9
>sponsored
>by another team
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>>121210781
I don't want to get involved in shitposting, but Cloud 9 is more of an organization than a team. I'd agree with you if C9 already had a Splatoon team though.
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>>121210394
>key is hotter than tim
>key is hotter than ti
>key is hotter than t
>key is hotter than
>key is hotter tha
>key is hotter th
>key is hotter t
>key is hotter
>key is hotte
>key is hott
>key is hot
wat
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>>121210571
BLESS YOU ANON
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>start playing after a few months
>walk into weapon's store
>forty seconds of sheldon rambling about buckets
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>>121211280
BUT THATS NOT ALL!
>>
hey ink what off-brand gear do you have?
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>>121210394
wow congrats fat
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>>121210571
Thanks anon
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>>121211165
>1st
>nothing
Am I cursed to never have the favor of drawanons?
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>>121208473
It's an uncolored inkling sitting on top of a box.
seems spooky but it's just what they use for the level design pages as the squid
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>>121165239
Krak-On aside, Nami is pretty cute.
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>>121211280
i haven't walked in there since the mini splatling came out, i hope sheldon has a glass of water ready
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>>121211578
>implying being fat is a bad thing
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>>121211789
-nami
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>>121210571
Thanks! I enjoy my jump rope result.
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>>121205273
Nother one, not too thrilling
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>>121209679
yep, fuck dealing with
- seeing the same 4 weapons every match
- savescummer shitters
- lagswitching clanfags
- laggy gooks
- laggy clanfag gooks
- laggy clanfag gooks coordinated via VOIP
- laggy lagswitching clanfag gooks coordinated via VOIP using the same four weapons
- losing my legally earned points because a fucking savescummer decided not to wait
- retard nigger teammates
Yeah, I'm done with that shit. I only play ranked in squads sometimes. I stick to turf war mostly, you still find some tryhard cancer there, but at least I don't feel punished for not being able to carry my retard teammates
I wish there were non-ranked versions of every mode, that way I wouldn't have to deal with shit only to play tower or rain maker.
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>>121212315
How have you gotten 3 offbrand rolls in less than 2 hours
Also what are you going for?
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>jump a gook sniper just after he kills a teammate
>he's squidbagging like mad
>start shooting
>he panics, looksa round jerkily, and, still squidbagging, plops off his ledge into the ocean
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>>121211898
shut up fat
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>>121212468
>not being able to carry shitters
Shitter detected. Probably a crutch user like the krak-on roller or the .96 gal deco.
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>>121209679
I just made it to S-rank.
I don't plan on playing much Solo-Ranked anytime soon.
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>>121212468
git gud
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>>121212737
nevermind i'm fucking stupid
squidforce has a negative ink saver main brand
carry on
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>>121212719
meh, somehow i got the first two in only a 5 minute span but i didnt get another until now. im going for the 4x defense
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>>121212815
>>121212931
I use the splatling. I'd like to see you carrying shitters that go 0/12 that refuse to get on the tower.
classic ink
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>>121210394
and here's a picture of MCU after they became part of PMS Asterisk
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>>121213215
>being bad with a splatling
How does one do this.
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>>121209679
i got my S+ rank last month thanks to my kelp charger and splatling, it was a pain in the ass but it was worth iti still hate fucking splatzones
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>>121213215I have, many times.That's why I'm S+.
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>>121212954
>>
Anyone want to squad?jaimerussels
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>>121213215
I carried an A team against a team with 2 S. 2 of my teammates were just cannon fodder. Classic shitter
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>>121213683
PLEASE STOP
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>>121213683
WOW
WOW
WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT
good luck getting this shit back
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>discuss with /ink/
>git gud
>le surprise boxes xd
This shit is more cancer everyday. Don't bother with your meme retorts, I'm closing the thread just as the post finishes uploading :^)
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>>121214045
Good bye.
>>
does Sonata still come here?
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>>121214045
Spoilers have been used like this since the game launched. Is this your first time here?
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>>121214465
Last online 19 days ago, going by my friendlist.
I did talk to him on here maybe 3-5 weeks ago, I can't remember when specifically though
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>>121214045
Have fun on Squid Boards.
>>121214507
It's more like "since this website's inception". Hell, it could be argued that they're comparable to simple parenthetical statements/
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>777p
>7/0 kd
wowowwwww am i lucky or WHAT
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is it possible to be horribly overpowered in this game?
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>>121213863
2/4 currently
tell me if you sent a request
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>>121215027
splatoon.exe when?
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GGsSHABUsquad these were great and intense rounds but i'm done
it's 2 am and i'm going to bed
good night /ink/
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>>121215027
>wait, something's not right here
>you don't have any friends
>>
>>121215198I written a creepypasta that became popular back in the day.It unfortunately helped kickstart the creepypasta shitmeme.
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Wondering if there are any squids as evil as me in the thread. I'm recruiting alt accounts at C- to form a squad to bully squibs. we won't go for the objective, just splat the other team and still let them win. Anyone interested should send a FR toBONE_STAPLESIf I can manage to get at least 3 I'll make the squad.
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>>121215315
>reviving a shit meme
>using it seriously
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>>121215354
i am widely aware but i need an answer
question is serious
pic was unrelated
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>>121215405which one?
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>>121215498I got bored of bullying C rank squibs on my alt and decided to rank up to bully B rank rank squibs instead.Also from my experience, squibs don't show up in squads often, it's usually S/S+ japs everywhere.
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>>121215694
See >>121215150
>>121213863
We're at 3/4 now.
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>>121215694
There's already one up at 3/4 >>121213863
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>>119274593GOJIMON505
>>119274478
>>119274524
>>119274585
Add
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>>121215694
join mine. I think I already have you. it's currently 3/4 >>121215150
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>>121215597One of thePokemonones.
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>>121215859
>>121215956
>responding seriously to this
>>121215852
omw
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>>121215917
Oh fuck off, don't falseflag as me.
>>
>>121216019which one? lonliness?
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>>121215315
>>121215498
>>121215694
>>121215917
Report and hide, folks.
>>121215852
>>121215956
You're replying to some idiot memer, take a hint.
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>>121216083No.Rather not whore for attention and say which one.
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>>121215956
Do you still need a 4th?
I just sent a request.
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>>121216251
bruh you can't just say that and not deliver. i doubt most people here even read them. what's to attentionwhore for?
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>>121215502
>>121216064
Stay salty, /mk8g/ keks.
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>>121216289
Sorry we got one
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>>121216102
>based retardbro forgetting that announcing reports is against the rules
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>>121216596
Where did I say I was reporting anything, friend?
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>>121216407
>implying i've ever been a part of /mk8g/
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>>121216664
In your post :^)
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>>121216747
No more than how you said you were reporting me, buddo.
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>>121216596
Always seemed like more of a suggestion than a rule
>>
>>121216668
>implying you've ever NOT been a part of /mk8g/
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>>121216474
>>121216289
I'll only stay for a little while, will post when im done
>>
>>121216348Here's your only hint - it's one of the big 2 known ones when it comes toPokemoncreepypastas.
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>>121216407
This is /ink/, not /mk8/. You're trolling in the wrong thread.
Either way anons, friendly reminder to just ignore this faggot.
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>>121216919
What you're doing right now is attention whoring. Simply answering the question is all you need to do.
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>>121216837
>backpedaling this hard
>>
Anyone want to squad?
>>
>>121217003
You're the only one trying to troll here, lad. :^)
Maybe you should take your cut-rate bait back to /ssbg/ or tumblr. :^)
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>>121216912
I'm going to sleep soon, but thanks anyway.
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SorryRAINY,it wasn't gonna happen.
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>>121217217
Good to see that your back anon. It's been a while since you've been here.
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>katsuie decides things have been too nice lately
>decides to shit up the thread tonight as hard as possible
>everyone bites
>people will defend this
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>>121217037
Alright, then I won't say shit. Sorry for attention whoring.
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who wants to squad
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>>121217381
sorry
>com error
>offshore almost losing to a stack of randoms from /ink/ including a "c-" and a b
>>
>finally wired the tv room
In two business days I will be the proud owner of a USB to Ethernet adaptor. Good Internet and fun matches will come to meright?
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>>121217630
Count me in
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>>121217486
>based retardbro STILL thinks it's just one guy
are we in bad nigga hours or what
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>>121217774
I'm not seeing any squads so I'll start my own.
BUM_NUGGLERreply if you send a FR
>>
I half want to bail to leddit or something. Anonymity is too much for you people to handle, apparently.
>>
>>121217648
I was wondering who of us was a c- then I remembered
Thats me
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>>121218021
good riddance to bad rubbish
you will not be missed, based retardbro
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>>121217581thank you
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>>121217994
Already have you added
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>>121218434
Thanks bro.
>>
why do euros always have to shit up the threads?
are they filled with rage their splatfests are so shitty?
>>
>>121217581
BASED
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>want to make some squid shekels
>except fuck ranked right now, just fuck it
>almost all my friends are squadding tho
>decide to join two friends in turf war
>shit, it's a squid party lobby
>for once i am not down to party
>feel obligated to stay for a while
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>>121218674
JUST
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>>121217994DOMORONI
>>119275354
okay
NNID:
>>
>>121218506
Wait... Is the squad up? Because i don't see it
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>>121218892
You were late.
>>
>CQC
>they all use long-range weapons like chargers
>>
>>121218892
On the chance that you're not samefagging, the posts where everything except the names/nnids are spoilered is a shitpost. Report him and ignore.
>>
>>121218981
The C stands for autism
As does the Q
And the other C
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>>121219014
based retardbro STILL breaking global rule 7
>>
>>121219225
Please show me where in my post I announced my report.
>>
>>121219014I feel kind of bad for him
>>
>>121219320
you really do need to be retarded to still be taking that bait seriously
>>
>>121218806
I've been in random turf war matches where some players started squid partying. I would feel like an asshole if I killed them so I just ignore them and keep playing as long as they don't attack me.
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>>121219014
>everything I don't like is a shitpost
cool
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>>121219381
you really do need to be retarded to still be thinking it's bait
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>>121219539
ur mum is b8 m8
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>>121219329
I feel kind of bad for you, based retardbro
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Less arguing over nothing, more Squibs.
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>>121219329
>him
>>
>switch to meme weapons
>squad starts winning
Why does it have to be this way ;_;
>>
1 more for me guys
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>>121219850
>get excited that someone replied to my blogging
>it's this shit post
man I'm going to bed fuck this shit
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goodnight /ink/
i'd say i hope you're all better tomorrow but it's really just one guy huh
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>>121220219
>80 unique posters
yeah dude totally
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>>121219749
Is it bad that I find their cute bellies arousing?
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>>121219916
>>121219993
ggs guys
3/4 Treebag/Heisenburg/ThatSo
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>>121219993
ggs. thanks for joining
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>>121220282
yes.
kindly off yourself. your weighing down of humanity will not be missed.
>>
>>121220320
GGs
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>>121219993
>>121220320
GGSscarthsenpai.I don't like RM as much as it's far harder to squidbag than in SZ/TC ;_;
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>>121220083
Goodnight
What was your blogging?
>>
>>121219916
because I'm better than you with the splatterscope :^)
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>>121219993scarth
>>121220320
GGSsenpai.
I don't like RM as much as it's far harder to squidbag than in SZ/TC ;_;
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>>121219381
Yeah these guys have shown to rear their ugly heads and will try to find any reason to shitpost on a comment.
>inb4 some retarded retort
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>>121220650
Stop.
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>all S+ meme team get fucked by a squad with only 1 S+ and a B rank shitter
Get fuk'd japs :^)
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>finally hit Lv50
Shit feels good.
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>>121221186
you have finished farming
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>>121221186
Fuck you. I still need a long way to go before I reach level 50. Even though I'm level 45 right now, it'll still take a while to reach there.
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>>121220282
Real talk, Squibs don't exist, so as long as your obsession with their cute bellies doesn't stem from some fetish for underage things, you're fine. If they did exist, you'd have to keep those fantasies a fantasy and never act on it though. Do not harm the innocent Squib.You're probably just shitposting, but I still feel like a serious response is warranted.
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>>121221067We deserved to lose that and probably would have if not for that suicidal push
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>>121221596Well we won again, so I think we deserved it.
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>>121220282
Who is the artist on this? I love the way they draw the inkling
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>>121221658
>ssbg
uhh, no.
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Treeyou're very insistent on going that way despite it never working
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>>121222292No one else seems to want to grab the Rainmaker when they're nearby though.
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Mario, you use the Aeromeme, and the MG version?How well does it work for you
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>>121222382I didnt mean you shouldn't grab it, I just mean it's worth the effort of going to the other side
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TREEyou're very insistent on going that way despite it never working
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Just realized I've had on the wrong gear for a very long time
I'm guessing those 3 damage up mains didn't really help my 96 Gal
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>>121222773I usually pick the path with the most of our team's ink, and shortest and most obvious path for the enemy to defend second.
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>>121223252
fuck off
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>>121223252
>advertising
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Put up a squad, lets do this!Dmanstew
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>>121223302Well, do as you please
Though I'd also like it if yousquidbagged more
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>>121223654
>tower controlYep, I can squidbag more now. Literally impossible to do in RM
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ggs squad. at least we didn't lose by ko on that last match. that's good enough for me
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>>121223589
fuck off
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>>121223860
He genuinely has a squad up though
We 2/4
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Put up a squad, lets do this!
DMANSTEW
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To save scum orders, is it mandatory that I backup before it's available or can I do it now? I haven't seen Spyke yet
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>>121223971
You may be a faggot but the free squad advertising isn't bad
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>>121223860
Ouch man, thats harsh. Just trying to put ink on the ground.
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>>121224002
Before you talk to spyke.
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>>121224057
>you
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I thought the spoilers guy was dead, it was so nice without him.
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>>121224186
>implying it's just one guy
based retardbro
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>>121224190
>LITERALLY announcing your reports
what's GR7 amirite
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>>121223589
you cool with a sub-s bucket shitter?
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>>121224397
Sorry, it's full
And we already have an S bucket shitter
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>>121224267
you must the retard that spoilers shit.
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>>121224560
you must be the tumblr pussy that gets triggered and complains on /ink/
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>>121224624YOU ;)
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Hey guys we beat that tri squad
We should record it and upload it to reddit to show off our pro strats
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>>121224701
>>>/tumblr/
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>>121224746
I dont think we squidbagged enough to add it to our montage
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>>121224746I have it on the record timeline if you really want to do that.
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>>121224746
yeh dude i'd upvote it so hard
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WILL SOMEBODY HERE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I SEE SO MANY E-LITER USERS WEAR THE FUCKING SQUID GIRL OUTFIT?! I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST INDIVIDUALS WHO USE THEM, TRY-HARDS OR NOT, I JUST SIMPLY MUST KNOW FUCKING THIS.
IS IT SOME SORT OF THING FROM WHATEVER THE FUCK SQUID GIRL IS FROM? DO ALL SQUID GIRL IN SQUID GIRL WORLD USE E-LITERS TO MAKE SOME FUCKING TOMATO LENTIL SOUP ?!?! FUCKING SOUP?!?! ??? FUCKING COFFEE MAYBE? MAYBE A BAGEL? FUCKING TOAST? JUST PLEASE TELL ME WHY
FUCKING HELP ME OUT
FUCK
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who the fuck designed matchmaking. Why am I being paired with people 40 levels ahead of me
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>>121224995
what subs do they usually have on the dress?
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>>121224995
Damage up. Are you retarded?
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>>121224832I don't, I was just referencing when that squidboards clan did that to us
I know at least 2 of us quadding now were involved in that
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>>121225085
you haven't gained many levels since last night.
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i got dunked on
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>>121225209
doesn't make it ok
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Grats,Tree. That ones been a long time coming.
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>>121225085
A jap.
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>>121225309
don't worry, anon. it's all a part of squib initiation. once the big kids beat you up enough, you can rank up to c- and get your revenge on the REAL battlefield.
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Why do I disconnect after every game
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>>121225490
I got my revenge in WWII
all i want is a fair fight
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>>121224819That's why I don't consider this recording worth keeping.
>>121225178
Do you mean TD? I'm thinking of gettingElito post my video on Leddit to show those guys that it was 3v4. He probably likes the upvotes and shit.
>>121225351
Thanks. It feels good to be able to squidbag multiple times again.
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Grats,TREE.That ones been a long time coming.
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>>121225649
I don't think Reddit would remember or care honestly
TD is garbage anyway, like all squidboards clans
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>>121203537
is this thread like. ok. the shitposting is stronger than usual, i'm concerned
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>trying to level fresh grape tee in turf war
>having to deal with this jap savescummer
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>>121225982
It flares up sometimes but it should settle down in a few hours
>>121225951
agreed, what does TD even stand for
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>>121226119
Total Drama (Island)
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>>121226119
Testicle Dystrophy, I'd hope
But it's actually Tentacle Difficulties
They were "Top 20" for a bit but that means literally nothing
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>>121226052
i still don't understand what they were thinking making damage up affect subs
if it didn't elitres wouldn't be such a pain up close
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>>121226052
>being mad about strength up e-liter after the nerf
really nigga
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> carried the team who had more kills deaths than kills
>opponents had 2 S+ japs
>4 points for victory
Thanks Obama
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>>121226312
The drama in that thread and the Valk's damage control was hilarious. Thanks, I forgot about their name
>>121226178
That show always seemed too adult for a kids TV channel
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>>121226417
Japan was a mistake
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>>121226387
the sub effect is really not as strong as you think
the difference between 3main and 3main9sub is almost negligible
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>>121225951
>>121226119B-but muh honor.I just wanted to correct their misconceptions.
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>>121226052
do burst bombs have a damage cap? if not, is there anyone who has this gear (or 12x dmg anything), and have they tested how much damage one direct hit burst bomb does?
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>>121226480He's the leader of c-...
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>>121226596
I am so, so sorry.
>>121226550
60, pretty sure a direct hit will deal 60 even if you have 0 damage up. Adding extra dmg up should just decrease damage fall off, but I havent actually tested this so dont quote me on it
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> shooting blasts loosely in front of the tower
> tower bumps me forward along the path
> lazily get two kills drifting along
Well thanks tower, you made life easy
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>>121226770They're all so awkward
It's as bad as you'd think
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>>121225982
Nice job drawfriend
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>>121226410
You do realize that with that many Damage Ups the charge time to kill is still ridiculously short, right?
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Last game for me, GGSDayitonsquad.The squidbagging quota is now satisfied thanks to TC.
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>>121227072
Ggs, we didnt lose one. I think I might bail on that good note as well.
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>>121226936
Can't be any worse than OES
>leader is 15
>skype voicechat
>leader has furry gf who erps with him DURING GAMES on skype voicechat
>signs you up for tournaments without telling you, then tells you 2 hours before its set to start
>sets up scrims with other teams falseflagging as not-OES
Pretty funny
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Last game for me, GGSDAYITONsquad.
The squidbagging quota is now satisfied thanks to TC.
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>>121227072
>>121227149
GGs guys
Guess I'm off for the night too
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>>121226770
oh, duh. i forgot that dmg+ affects the fall off. yeah, the base damage should still be 60 then. ha, a juiced up direct hit burst bomb would be pretty broken anyway...
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>>121227189
Wait who is this?Or did you get this information from my squidboards post?
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Sex with Chara!
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why do i insist on playing ranked when i'm in a Bad Emotion State?
how is it that i, a babby in adult form, cannot be gud at a babby game, which is for babbies?
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Splatlings are so useless. Why the hell are people using them on this rotation
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>>121227319Scarth
Sorry for the late reply, I went to have dinner. I knew about OES through squidboards drama + some other sources but I don't even know your squidboards name, I don't think I had played with you before we squadded together about a week or so ago.
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https://soundcloud.com/redalice/shiokaraDat Squid Sisters
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>A+ 49 at start of rotation
>2 hours later, i'm at A+ 59
not sure how many matches i actually played, but i was down to A+ 15 at one point. kelp dome really fucks me up... it's a great (money making) turf war map though.
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>>121230514
Eh, it's not for me. Don't really like it.DJ Octavio would have done it better. DJ Octavio track in multiplayer when?
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>>121230621
I know that feeling. I started around 1 hour before TC rotated out at S 44 and I just stopped right now at S 56.
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>>121227319
SCARTHSorry for the late reply, I went to have dinner. I knew about OES through squidboards drama + some other sources but I don't even know your squidboards name, I don't think I had played with you before we squadded together about a week or so ago.
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>Finally managed to get amiibo 3-pack at retail price
Why did they have to make the damn things so rare? Waiting for shipping is going to be awful though.
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>>121230489
Ah
Yeah I was in OES for a long time. It was fucking horrible. After leaving I left this post in their recruitment thread.He and his girlfriend have since broken up, and it seems like the "Pretending to be someone else" thing may have been some kind of misunderstanding
I am curious who those other sources are, considering I know pretty much everyone involved
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Anyone interested in a squad?
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>>121231072
>rare
live in australia, they got the things EVERYWHERE at JB and EB games
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>>121231191
>tfw i joined a team for like two weeks
>forgot to start skype for two more weeks
>and then just decided i didn't care enough to do anything about it
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>>121231381
There were almost none in the US. I blame the scalpers, the 3-packs cost ~$60 on eBay. Only the squid amiibo was hard to come by.
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>>121231191
Ah right, that was you I just didn't take notice of the name at the time, funny read. I think it was deleted looking there now unless I looked at the wrong thread. The girlfriend thing is still gold though, its a shame you dont have a recording of it. Were you browsing here when you were in that team?
It's best I avoid describing the 'other sources' but basically they didn't tell me anything more than linking to the thread and giving context but they knew about as much as I did before reading.
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>>121231530
Can't you make Skype start with your computer...
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>>121231790
Sure, but why on earth would I want that? I used it once every two or three days at most.
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>>121231530
That's basically what's going on with the team I joined recently. Literally haven't talked to a single member since joining about a week ago. I think they literally all have autism
>>121231587
Yeah, I tried to make it funny but it was accurate as fuck too.
The thread was since deleted. They made a new one and I just replied "Please stop" and I don't think anyone has actually applied. I don't have any recordings but I have some screenshots lying around.
I came around here but not very much, didn't squad until recently.
You've definitely caught my interest about those sources, but I won't prod.
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>>121231072
I can't wait to get mine at retail price too. my local gamestop told me that they had some online so I ordered it through them.
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>>121230967
dang. you probably had to work twice as hard as i did, though. congrats on making progress!
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>>121231996
>thanks for clarifying
Jesus, I can practically hear you slowly backing away.I really need to get more of my friends to play Splatoon so we can bring our team into it, because otherwise I will probably never touch any competitive play. Between the ass crazy teams to choose from and how boring it can be if it's not with good folks, it's just way too unpleasant.
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>>121232126
I guess. Congrats to you as well!
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>>121231996
my... my fucking sides... holy shit... i would've had to take a break from that "conversation" to recover from a full body cringe
also>james
i was curious... now i know
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>>121232248
We were genuinely convinced she was 12, until we heard her voice.
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>>121231996
>>121232574
Gold, thanks for posting this. With the team thing I get the impression you kind of have to be proactive with them, encouraging them to play together etc. I assume youre fairly mature, even if not in age, but most teams seem to just mill around not really doing anything
>>121232248
The 'having a wiiu' thing is a bit of a bar to entry but if you can get them over that mound the rest should take care of itself, it sounds like youve played competitive with them before in another game
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>>121232574
Well. At least I don't have to worry about the competitive scene being too bloated with competition if I ever do jump in. _(:3 」∠)_
>>121232694
Everyone I would have play with me already has one or can afford one, they're all just very lazy. The other obstacle would be that we indeed have some competitive experience together, but the general feelings about that are "boy I would rather be playing for fun". My hopes are that Splatoon is an inherently cute and fun enough game to overcome that, but it's still pretty up in the air.
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>>121232431
ahh, looking back at what i wrote i feel like i worded it strangely. i just meant that since S is more competitive than A+, and rewards fewer points, you probably had to win more often than i did.
n-now i'm probably just digging myself deeper into my awkward pit of unnecessary ramblings... sorry
thank you though c:
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>>121232573
Why so curious?
>>121232694
When I lead a small group of them it was horrible. The one would argue with me over everything, wanted me to put everyone on scheduled practices, and when we did play together would complain about things "Not complimenting his play style". The second member of the group I literally never met. The third one was chill and left when I did.
>>121232850A team of 4 random S ranks is genuinely better than pretty much any squidboards clan other than maybe their 10 or 15 best.
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>>121232965
You're not wrong, I suppose. I just need to keep pushing the nerds.
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>>121232965
the simplest answer would be that i'm nosy ( . _.)
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So if anyone is keeping up and wondering how I was in charge of a group inside that horrible clan, it went something like this
>Leave the clan
>Tell the leader "If I see you on the streets your getting your pockets checked, fuckboy"
>Wait about 3 days
>Tell him I'll rejoin if he makes me the leader of a group
>He does it
>>121233263
Good luck man.
Have they played Splatoon? Actually playing it is what really got me interested, and that seems true for a lot of people
>>121233280Hi Nosy I'm James
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>>121232037
Same, think GameStop just restocked. I was bummed when I missed the Amazon restock.
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>>121233519
>"If I see you on the streets your getting your pockets checked, fuckboy"
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>>121233519
Not only does one guy play, he's active in this thread. (´・ω・`)
Him aside though, I don't think anyone else has tried it. It would be hard to get anyone to since neither of ours houses is where anyone hangs out. I guess I should see about one of us bringing the console over.
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>>121233519
>dad joke
i'm flattered nonetheless
but wait, why go back to that?!
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any squads?
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>>121234801
I'll play, anyone else keen?
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>>121234887
Count me in.
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>>121234887
i could try to be useful...
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>>121234887
>>121234965
>>121235015
coolio
add TheListerMister
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whats up you fucking niggers
freakozoid squad,
add nnid: freakozoid
lets do this fuckin shit
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>>121235096
>deleted
well now that's weird
sent request either way since i don't have you added
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>>121235365
My bad, I have a habit of not updating the thread before posting. You posted first so you host, I accepted you anyway
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>>121235050
I-is the squad up yet, or did I miss out?
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>>121235424
nah it's up, join in everyone
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>blaster that doesn't know what health is shrugging off 6 direct hits
fucking hell i don't need to get mad RIGHT AWAY
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>>121235654
I knew 12 defense ups wasnt a joke idea
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Why did they have to make rolling sets so difficult and expensive? The stats don't matter that much, but it irks me anyways.
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>>121235839
To force you to play the game.
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playing right now is reminding me why i avoided TC rotations in the first place
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>3/10
f-fug
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>>121235839
Because no one was really meant to have triples unless they were on brand.
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>>121236218
To have a 50% percent chance of getting 3 favored subs you need to reroll 18 times. A win in S is ~5000 coins. Assume you win 50%, you need 12 games to get one reroll. 18*12 = 216 games for a 50% chance of a triple on the gear you want. Splatfests are good for maybe one piece of gear how you want, and they're once a month.
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>20/4
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>>121236742
or you can savescrum rerolls
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>>121236763
Im pretty sure they were savescummers
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>>121235839
Really hoping in the sequel the system works differently. I'm alright with having to play to open slots on equipment, but it should be something like a skill badge system, where you have the badges permanently sewn into your gear, and if you want to get rid of them, you don't get them back. The badges would be match drops, which would be another reason to play. You could also pay a hefty sum for a machine that would give you a random badge, sort of how rerolls are now, except for 30k you'd get one badge, the difference being you'd be able to slot it into whatever you want or not use it at all if you'd like. I'd even say a rudimentary trading system or betting badges on matches, but let's face it. Nintendo would never go that far with it. We'll probably only get the ability to reroll a single sub skill for a much higher price or multiple sea snails or something.
I just hope in the sequel it becomes possible to reroll main skills or acquire the same piece of gear with different main skills, because I'm tired of everyone's fashion sense being limited to a couple pieces of ugly shit with the best skills.
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ok i'm done, i forgot how much i hated TC before
i'll just wait til rainmaker/zones before playing again
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why do octoshots seems so much worse to face than tentateks?
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GGs guys. Space and Tia, you guys should twin if Jalens finished, I was gonna go to bed in about 20 minutes anyway. Do you want my boots before I go?
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>>121237297
Because only "pro players", people who have grinded to 50, most likely in ranked have Octoshots, whereas just about anyone can have a Tentatek.
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>>121237358
I want boots
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>>121237608
Ok, private lobby is up then
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>>121237358
i'll pass this time, thanks though.
i'm just gonna chill until rotation, so if anyone's wanting to squad after i'll join in. buuuuut i'm kinda garbage at sz on towers/triggered.
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thanks scarth
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>>121237832
>>121237752
all good
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an imposter!
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>>121235096
spoilertag kuck dunked on hard by based modbro
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How would one go about getting that trucker defense up hat irl ?
shit looks so based
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>>121238108
why do people bother with bomb sniffer
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>>121238175
>being illiterate
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>>121238270
>being literate
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>>121238236
It can save your ass in certain matches. Sadly, it's useless in others. Very situational.
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Any squads up right now?
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>>121238659
Fuck off
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>>121238838
Why's there so much sand in your vagina
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>>121238991
Why's there so much tumblr in your post
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>>121238659
i'd be down, but i'm also a shitter.
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>>121239010
So asking if there are squads I can join is "Tumblr"? Lol if you're trying to troll you're really crap at it.
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>>121239428
>lol
Get out.
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>>121239428
He says, after having replied to the troll twice now.
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>>121212818
> Standard Pro
Well done, anon.
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>decide i hate myself enough to play some riggidy-riggidy-ranked, son
>it's towers, of course
>100-100 until the last goddamn 25 seconds
>they get control
>FUK
>i unsheathe my echo; it's time to hunt down some squid ass
>gain one zone, trying to make a comeback to push it into overtime
>clock runs out before my bomb explodes in the other zone
>in the "time's up!" animation, my bomb went off, covered the zone, and probably would have put us in control
tl;dr: we got rekt in the last 30 seconds and i'm salty
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alright boys, what's the most fun weapon that can still get results?
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>>121240268
h-3 nozzlenose
new squiffer
mini splatling
bamboozler if you're feeling extra fresh
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>>121240568
regular h-3 or the D? also, got any good ability setups for em?
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>>121240268
Slosher
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>>121240792
i haven't tried the h-3 d yet. the kit it has seems kinda awkward to me. but, inkzooka!
as for the regular h-3, i haven't really figured out a solid set for it... i like to use the suction bombs for zoning and damaging enemies so that i might have an easier time following up with a shot, since it's a slow 3-hit and strafing really fucks with it. sooo i'm gonna be THAT guy who suggests ink saver sub. maybe even a bomb range+ if you wanna be really annoying.
other than that, i usually have run speed, and def+ is handy for those "fuck stop moving so much" firefights.
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>>121226550
Burst Bombs don't seem to have a damage cap. With 3 mains and 9 subs, a direct hits should do about 77.9 damage.
A Burst Bomb's lowest damage is 20. That's hitting with the edge of the blast radius. With max Damage Ups, it's about 25.9 damage.
With 4 main's worth of Damage Up (2 mains and 6 subs or 3 mains and 3 subs), Burst Bombs start killing really easily. Direct hit + burst radius will do it.
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>>121239505
He says, after having replied to the troll once now.
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>>121241197
you got any setups for the other 3?
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>finally bought the regular dynamo
time to meme it up
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>>121241473
hmm. i'm not sure these are the most optimal sets, but...
new squiffer: run speed, dmg+, special charge up, special saver
mini splatling: run speed! this thing is crazy fast. i usually use swim speed with the mini as well. maybe ink recovery? aaaand ink saver sub if you want to incorporate suction bombs into the mix.
bamboozler: uhhhh i'm not really sure, ha... of course, i gotta say ink saver sub for that splash wall. otherwise i just toss a bunch of run speed and ink saver main/recovery up. some others have suggested dmg+, but if you can kinda work out a "heartbeat" type rhythm (full charge, immediately followed by a quick tap) when you're shooting, you can usually pop em no problem.
er, sorry for the wall of text. and i'm sorry if my setups aren't very... good... i'm still working on rolling better gear to work with.
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>>121241452
oh gosh, thanks for looking into that! ~80 damage from one direct hit is a scary thought...
but, regardless of how much you stack, they're always gonna be a two hit kill on a target with full health, right? th-there's no way someone can one shot with btfo bombs? ⊙▂⊙
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>>121241197
> Ink Saver Sub and Defense Up
No no no, it's Ink Recovery for Suctions, and Ink Resistance for close-range firefights.
I'd suggest Swim Speed, Ink Resistance, and maybe Run Speed for the regular H-3. High mobility kinda makes up for the shot delay by making you harder to hit, and buying time.
Use Ink Saver Main if ink consumption is a problem.
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>>121242279
Oneshot with Burst Bombs? Nah. They can easily oneshot enemies that get caught in your ink, but only if they don't have Ink Resistance.
>>121242001
Why Damage Up on the Squiff? It can't splat with partial charges.
For the Mini, I use Run Speed, Ink Resistance, and either Ink Recovery or Special Saver. I need to roll my Logo Aloha Shirt...
For the Bamboozler, I'd say 2 mains of Damage Up if you want to oneshot squids that have already taken some damage. Run Speed would probably be helpful. Then some Ink Recovery, Ink Resistance, and Swim Speed.
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>>121242767
ideally i'd keep my distance. the range on this thing is pretty good. i also don't use ink res very much in general, except for when i'm using a brush. idk
i use sub saver over recovery because i'm only throwing one bomb, then shooting. if i were trying to spam bombs, then yeah, recovery would be a better option.
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>>121242767
ink recovery is for burst bombs. you want a combination of ink saver sub and main when you using suction bombs ike on the h-3 and rapid blaster
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>>121243216
oh, right... it doesn't work quite the same as its more powerful cousins. haha, well, if the enemy is already damaged and you happen to have three damage mains, you could probably get them with two uncharged shots instead of three!
i have a logo aloha shirt wit 3 special savers. it was my first triple... no rolls either. ah, what a moment. too bad i don't think it's a very fresh looking shirt.
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>>121243216
>>121243674
pardon my forgetfulness, i'm rather sleep deprived...
i forgot to ask: would you like to order my shirt?
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>>121243431
>you want a combination of ink saver sub and main
I disagree. Sub Saver is only useful when you use your entire ink tank in one go, and very few weapons actually do that.
Sub Saver sucks, anon. Have you tried stacking Ink Recovery?
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>>121243830
Oh, thanks. I already have the shirt though.
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>>121244006
oh, oops. i must have misunderstood.
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>>121225982
thank you so much drawfag
you're the best
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Any squads? Would anyone join if I made one?
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>>121243918
not him, but the other anon.
sorry if this is a dumb question, but what exactly do you mean by use your entire ink tank in one go? like, when you use the sub itself? the only one i can think of that does that is sprinkler.
in my opinion, sprinkler is best used as a throw and go sub, so i would think that ink recovery would be the better option.
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>>121244576
splash wall and seekers also take out a really large chunk
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>>121244573
I'll join
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callie!
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>>121244576
By "use your entire tank in one go" I mean you start with a full tank, then empty it without stopping to refill.
Heavy Splatling and 96 Deco both do this frequently. You can throw down a Splash Wall and shoot, often until you're empty.
I suggest using Ink Saver Sub with Ink Saver Main in these cases because it lets you shoot more without stopping.
In most cases, it's better to run Ink Recovery or Ink Saver Main. Sub Saver just gets outdone by the other abilities.
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>>121244769
Okay. If nobody else joins, do you want to twin?
NNID:Gotta_Be_Blue
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>>121245031
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>>121245121
Sure thing
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>>121244753
i'm not about to get all mathematical here, but i was curious about the (bamboozler) splash wall with sub saver/recovery.
with sub saver i was able to get 7 fully charged shots after throwing the wall instead of 6. so i guess it earns you one extra shot if you don't duck back into your ink. anyway, i went into my ink for about a second after the 7th shot, and got 2 more fully charged shots before the wall went down.
with ink recovery, i got 6 fully charged shots. i went into my ink for about a second, and managed 3 more fully charged shots before the wall went down.
both came out to 9 shots. i guess it depends on how you want to play. but my super quick experiment didn't yield dramatic (or necessarily accurate) results either.
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>tfw disconnector on Salt
>lost top
>won by .5%
get fucked
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>>121245454
Room's up.
If anyone else wants in, just say.
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>>121245560
Did you test Ink Saver Main?
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>>121245857
didn't think of it... i'll go try it out.
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You're pretty good, Ren.
I'm still warming up, bleugh.
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>>121245857
ha, i think my tired brain is having trouble counting. my timing is probably pretty horrendous right now too. but i did like 10 rounds of this, so if i screwed up, at least it's somewhat consistent.
it seemed like i could aaaalmost get 7 fully charged shots, but if i waited for the 7th to finish charging, the wall went down. if i went into my ink for about a second after the 6th, i could get about 3 more fully charged shots in, but the wall goes down after the 1st.
i think i forgot to mention that i was only using 1 main each time, and i made sure it was a primary ability, not stacked subs.
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Luna Blaster Neo is pretty sick
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>>121241505
hhuhhghh i have a hard enough time figuring out how to regular roller...
this thing moves at a snails pace while rolling, so i've just been going flick crazy all over the place. is... is that it? is that the dynamo way?
also, i know that flick+jump will send your ink farther, while jump+flick just kinda... slams it down. is one better to use than the other? or is it situational? i can see jump+flick being the ambush move. it's much faster than just flicking straight out of squid form anyway.
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Dubs nicknames my Boy Inkling Amiibo
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>>121247315
ink farts
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>>121246394
Callie's smile can kill?
Too OP, pls nerf
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>>121247315
Spaghetti
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>>121206706
Octolings being cute
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>>121247394
Patch for Splatoon 2.3.0 released.
Smiles removed.
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>walleye warehouse
>3 rollers, 1 charger on our team
>3 rollers, 1 charger on their team
what an exciting lobby
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>>121247315
Goku
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>>121247796
Did you win?
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>>121247315
Afterthought
:^)
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>>121247869
yeah, we stomped em
we had 3 killer wails going in different directions at one point
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>>121246379
I wasn't doing too good those last few rounds & my shitty Australian Internet just killed my connection damn.
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>>121247973
Oi, which state?
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>>121248039
>state
he said Australia not USA
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>>121248112
>oi
>implying the us is the only country with states
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>>121248112
Please let this be bait
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>>121248039
VIC
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>>121247973
You're an Ausfag too?
Not much you can do about the internet, sadly.
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>>121249071
NBN will possibly change it.
Unfortunately most of us can't get it because we live in batshit nowhere.
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>>121249071
I have Dodo Internet as well
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>just finished tw match
>7:59 am
>accidentally select "yes" to stay in the lobby
>have to sit there for 3 minutes while the game searches for the 8th player that will never come
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I hate Splat Zones. Ren, wanna keep going after the rotation?
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>>121247315
mudflap
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>>121249739
I usually love splat zones but the maps with two zones kill me. If you want to then sure but fair warning, SZ is actually the mode I'm best at.
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>>121249483
I was considering getting Dodo, but only because they rent you free games and shit. How's the connection though?
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>sloshing the fuck out of this ssj
>one hit sound
>another hit sound
>another hit sound
>lolnope, suddenly they bubbler
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>>121249698
turn your router off and on
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>>121250705
I never even knew they did that wtf. All these years I could have got free games. My internet is pretty shit tho so I don't think it's worth it.
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>>121251552
i heard turning the console off works better.
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I hope snipers commit suicide
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>>121251927
Dunno if it's all states, but there's some bundle they offer in WA where you'll be loaned an Xbox One if you get their premium subscription, or something along those lines.
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>>121251552
>>121252009
Its actually faster to eject the disk and put it back in
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I thought you couldn't lose rank points from S rank playing in squads? Cause I just lost 4 of them when I disconnected.. The fuck.
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>>121252092
Depends both on how many students they shoot and how far away the cops are.
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Think I'm gonna leave it there. I can't stop playing like a moron, for some reason. Terrible fucking losing streak.
ggs Ren.
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>>121252092
Chargers really are the worst type of people.
This game gives you all this mobility and way to move around the map. And then you have those faggots who decide to to say fuck all to that and just stand and shoot
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Hotaru-chan!
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Who /squad/ here?
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>>121252495
Same here, we were getting slaughtered. I'm probably not ready for S rank honestly, I mean I solo'd all the way here but now I just keep bouncing back and forth between A+ and S. Kinda wish there was an S- because that's where I belong.
ggs m8.
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>>121252256
Damn, my brothers been asking me to buy him an xbox one so that would have been cool. Too bad I live in the wrong state or else this crap connection might have been worth it.
If you want to know just how bad it is, sometimes I can't even play because it will disconnect every round. It happens at random intervals as well for seemingly no damn reason.
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>>121252551
And there are these ones with super accuracy, or is it really just that there's only so many ways to approach them and all they have to do is hold their aim there.
I wouldn't be half as mad if they where using a squiffer.
I wouldn't be half as mad if they removed the burst bombs,
I honestly have no clue how to deal with them, even if I don't get hit all they have to do is turn and run.
Though slowly inching towards them helps, or getting them to shoot early.
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>>121251276
>Snipe someone from miles away
>No visable laser
>Hear the ting hit sound
>Lolnope kraken at that exact moment
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>>121254225
They sensed your intent to splat.It's cause there's a delay between when they pressed it on your screen and when they pressed it on their screen. Least you were sniping for miles away, not in their face counting on that Carbon flick to finish them off, now royally fucked by the predicament. Check your Charger privilege.
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>RM Depot
>SZ Rig
>both in the rotation AGAIN today
is this just their way of punishing people who play this game more than once a week?
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>>121254487
Not to mention chargers constantly benefit from the screen difference, able to hit people who have already taken cover behind a wall with their shots. They're the last people who deserve to complain about this sort of thing. They constantly abuse it, whether they're aware of it or not.
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>>121254487
>>121255993
Git gud not-Charger kekers
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>>121256215
>relying on the ultimate crutch
you're the one who needs to git gud.
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>>121256215
>only has to hit 1 shot at a range where no one can shoot back at him
>thinks he can use the git gud meme on anyone else
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>>121256365
>>121256384
You think you're skilled, but you're actually so bad you can't even use the easiest weapon in the game
Why do you use anything else, just turn the fucking game off if you're this dumb
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>Doing Ink Girl Amiibo challenges
>Getting wrecked by stationary targets
Holy hell are Chargers worthless. Or maybe I'm just worthless. Either way, fuck Chargers.
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>>121256737
git gud
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>>121257236
No, I think I'll just use weapons that require more skill but have a lower learning curve.
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>>121255424
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dztyVGy5BlAh5pZLb705Nh5JUfkKkw5o18CF3cTYF1U/edit#gid=0
>Rig now appears for SZ ONLY
>TC no longer exists on 2 of the only maps it was fun to play on
>RM mall is allowed to continue existing while RM skatepark gets axed
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>>121256540
what the fuck are you even talking about? never told you what weapon I use, only that you shouldn't complain about shit you're constantly benefiting from
makes you a huge hypocrite on top of being a coward and a scrub
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Ths woomy hates nigger squids for some reason
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>>121257687
Yet I keep killing you, so you're a bitch
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>>121186227
what game, exactly?
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>>121258082
Pro Evolution Soccer
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>>121258363
whats with he custom models?
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>>121258060
except you don't since I know not to try to use cover against your bullshit
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TIME TO SQUID!
I AM A VERY GOOD SQUID, YES YES
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>>121259620
stop
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Which do you think would be the stronger option, zombies or ghosts?
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>>121247315
Sr. Squidsalot.
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>>121260649
Choose whichever you like more.
If that doesn't matter, choose whichever sister you like more.
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>>121261360
But none of those things matter to me because I'm not an autist. I'm just not sure which team is more likely to win.
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>>121261716
>But none of those things matter to me
Disgusting
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>>121261716
>I don't have a favorite sister
>I'm not an autist
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>>121261716
Since you're here solely for the snails, from the sounds of the posts on Miiverse you'll be picking zombies.
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>>121210394
>Key looks like a tool
>Cloudy is the manager
>Tim is the captain
seems accurate desu
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Wakey Wakey Americans, the thread needs you!
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>almost 2016
>still playing Splatoon
ayy lmao
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>>121264096
hi i'm awake what do you need
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can i get the discord link for TSB?
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>had to pay 30 bucks for a fucking enthernet to usb connector and that was the cheapest I could find cause I don't have wireless
epic, simply epic.
>>
Okay so I want to try making myself some good clothing for my play style and preferred weapons, would like some tips if possible, and maybe even new weapons if people know my play style better than myself. I generally like to use ninja squid and ink resistance to get up close to people or mid range at least and kill them before they fully notice me, I mostly use the red double jet squelcher (can't remember if red is custom or not) and the Nzap 85. I also sometimes use the heavy splatling for lol fun purposes
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>>121264453
To keep this thread away from page 9
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>>121265186
the red one is the dual squelcher and the blue one is the jet squelcher, custom versions of each have a yellow sticker on them
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>>121264238
What
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>>121264693
Pray it's USB 2.0 and not 3.0. Wii U only takes 2.0.
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>>121265324
Shit, that's what I get for posting this during classes and not being a le to check, OK my dual squelcher has the beacon and killer wail
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>>121265430
>le
>>>9gag
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>squidding along fine
>next game
>suddenly squids know where your going to be 2 seconds before you get there
>exponential increase in the amount of squids who shoot you from behind or from above off screen, or who warp in from seemingly nowhere
>game consistently puts you on the worst team imaginable
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>>121265536
Ehh sorry
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>>121264569
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>>121265542
>Every team you battle is a well oiled machine
>Perfect balance of RM carrier, RM defender, flanker with Beacons, and Bomb Rusher to burst shields
>Your team thinks it's Turf War
Every time, without fail.
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>>121265782
Oh I didn't know it was MCU shitposting hour already. Time to leave the thread.
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>>121265542
>teamed up with one guy for 3 or 4 matches and doing great together
>he learns which way you given the situations
>he's on the enemy team next match
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>>121265891
go ahead and stay gone, key
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>>121265921
>Staying in between matches
Well there's your problem.
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>>121265891
It's time to stop projecting, Key
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TSB > MCU
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>>121265828
>MILK jumper
Oh my
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>muh epic clan circlejerk
kindly fuck off and stop ruining this general please
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>>121266276
It's just MCU shitposting their epic reaction images. Report, filter and ignore.
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>>121266276
Projecting because you're too shit to be in a clan? Kill yourself.
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>>121265782
What is the name of this happy bicep meme?
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>>121265891
they're too busy shitposting instead of actually winning tourneys
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>>121266791
Where is this from?
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>>121266791
For a meme containment unit they sure do spread a lot of memes.
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>>121266341
>>121266791
>Being this obsessed with MCU that you have to keep shitposting about them
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>jap e-liter with damage up gear
>squidbagging the fuck out of them while making sure their k/d goes negative
If you're gonna go tryhard with a Charger, at least use Cold Blooded too.
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>>121266791
Fake and gay.
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>>121266943http://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Meme_Containment_Unit
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>>121267234
Is squidbagging something people actually do in the high tiers?
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>>121267245
>Captain Scarth
they finally got rid of Katsuie?
took them long enough
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>>121267340
If a western player is angry yes. Apparently in Japan its used as a friendly gesture to say like 'hah got you back!'.
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>>121267340
only if I pull off something amazing like splatting two squids that were firing at my super jump marker and surviving.
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>>121267475
I usually just take it as a snide compliment, since it means they thought I was good enough to be worth taunting; which is a huge overstatement.
Also it's not quite the same thing; whereas seeing an enemy soldier teabag on your corpse may seem insulting for example, watching a squid slam its head into the ground over and over just seems funny instead.
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>>121266791
>mcu STILL hasn't won a single tournament in a meta where everyone is shit
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>>121267860
Go to bed kid that Scarth beat up after school
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>>121267860
I find it hilarious that it took CA to come back for them to finally make 2nd place. That guy didn't even play Splatoon for 2 months. That's how free MCU really is.
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>>121267809
Its pretty funny when you put it that way but I always raise an eyebrow and chuckle when someone squidbags me, even moreso if they aren't good or I kill them several times before they kill me or end up bottom scoring or something
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>>121267809
That's something I'd been wondering
If you go onto the ground face first, how do eyes appear on the back of your squids head?
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>>121268159
well they're basically reforming their entire molecular structure, so perhaps they reform their eyes there to be able to see sorta?
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>ranking down from A- to B.
Into the trash I go
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>>121265186
Ninja Squid sucks, anon. Use Swim Speed instead, and learn to flank and ambush.
Swimming fast can make you harder to hit, and disorient your foes.
I'd suggest Comeback, Ink Recovery, Swim Speed, and Ink Resistance.
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>>121269108
Stay there. Low ranks are more fun.
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i want to suck on marie's vagina
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>>121265186
nice meme
>>
SQUADSDAS ?
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>>121269880
ready to deliver ice cream when you are
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Gunna squad up after work. Starting in one or two hours. Literally everyone is welcome. AddIncsy00. Pls respond.
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>>121269152
Or you could just be invisible and disorient them entirely.
Ninja Squid does suck, but I've got a lot of milage out of it.
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>>121270163
I'm not squadding with a crossdresser.
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>>121270476
I can tell you right now that you really, really haven't and any benefits you think you have gotten out of using it are just placebo.
I'm willing to type up why it's bad compared to other abilities if you like but I can't be bothered if you're not going to listen to me, so tell me if you will now and I'll do so if you're willing to take my advice.
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>>121270780
I'd be interested either way, even if he isn't. I've done some experimenting with NS but not enough to form a solid opinion on it.
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>>121270780
That anon is not the same one, I will try out swim speed instead, thanks for advice
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>>121269638
Dammit what have I done
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>>121270996
Run speed > swim speed for NZap but both are important
Also when you get familiar with the Nzap you don't need ink resistance
>>121270986
Ill type it up and post it in next thread, I dont use DS though so I cant really comment on that outside of theorycrafting
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>>121271461
Why do I not need ink resist for nap?
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Ah the olden days
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>>121270780
Do you know how dangerous a Carbon Roller that can move unnoticed is?
But please, give me all your advice. So fortunate I stumbled upon the Splatoon Oracle.
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should I keep this?
also, does anyone want to squad? addjaimerussestell me if you sent a request
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>>121271975
Weren't you blacklisted?
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>>121271813
Not him, but you can get the same effect by just not pushing the stick all the way. As someone that plays Carbon a bit, the loss of speed just kills it.
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>>121272252
>blacklisting
>here
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>>121270996
First anon here.
Honestly, Swim Speed has so many benefits. Ninja Squid's speed decrease is huge, and barely worth it when you could be using other abilities.
Besides, if someone's in a position where you have enough ink down to swim around them, you've already got a big advantage.
Off the top of my head, Swim Speed:
- Makes you more agile. Faster acceleration when swimming lets you dodge stuff more consistently, such as Rainmaker shots, Blaster air-burst, Inkzooka, Krakens, 96 Gal delayed 2shot, Killer Wail, etc.
- Counteracts the speed drop when holding the Rainmaker, and lets you swim much faster
- Makes your Kraken swim faster, which makes catching up to people easier. I think it also lets you push through getting shot back more easily as well
- Saves time swimming back to mid after respawning
- Swimming faster = higher momentum, which lets you jump further and throw bombs further
- Higher momentum also counteracts enemy ink slowdown, which lets you swim over wider patches of the stuff than usual
Swim Speed works best when stacked, and Ninja Squid forces you to stack more, which means fewer slots for other abilities.Can you tell that Swim Speed is my favorite ability?
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>>121272357
I only use Ninja Carbon for Towers and such; really satisfying to sneak behind the E-Liters unabated and shark them.
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>>121272252
I don't think so
>>121271813
I can attest to this especially on the carbon deco. ninja squid is a really good ability for it until you're echolocated
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>>121272598
That's incorrect, best ability is Fast Respawn
And Comeback is better if you want to get back into the game
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>>121272598
not that anon but i think run speed is more fun desu
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>>121272918
>not picking both to go sanic
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>>121272970
But sanic can't swim.
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>>121271813
>>121272684
Yeah, Ninja Squid on Carbon Deco is a lot of fun. Swimming around in your Seeker trails like a shark is a great way to bully people.
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>>121273049
Nor can Inklings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME
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Man, this shit takes me way back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQsZPYB0vMw
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>>121271975
>that squid girl triple damage up
how long did that take you?
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>>121273240
i don't think i've ever been that excited for a game demo before, but testfire managed to catch my attention
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>>121273240
Why did they try to add a scientific overview to this thing?
It really didn't work well; this is a wacky Nintendo game, not Portal.
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>>121273472
The fact they practically dropped the sciency bullshit altogether after a while didn't help either. I thought the whole point was there were no humans left anyway
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>>121273240
The EU version >>>>>>> this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6bikjnpyWY
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>>121273360
It was a scummed order that took about 4 tries to get the third slot right. I don't spend time rolling for off brand triples really
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>>121273472
>>121273737
>This is what Artfags literally believe
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>>121273897
Wut? This isn't about art or science this is about nothing making any sense
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>>121273805
that powerpoint slide was clever
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>>121274019
He's making a joke about the Art vs Science Splatfest.
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>>121274019
Science always makes sense. I think you've got a coloring book you need to finish, Artfag.
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>>121274375
Kek
It's about as scientific and comprehensive as a geographical survey on the intricate lifestyles of Tellietubbies
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>>121274602
I would watch that desu.
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>>121274602
I want that.
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>>121275146
Threads can linger on page ten for over an hour before they croak. There’s no rush.
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>>121275442
Not entirely familiar with how /vg/ opperates if I'm honest
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