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Previous Thread: >>121105409
tfw you see EE approaching you
>EE will never be unmasked as the fraud he is and sent to the tier 4 nadota gulag where he belongs
>tfw use to actually unironically like EE back when he was a tier-3 tryhard who fucked up all the time, but that was OK because he was always trying to get better
>I absolutely detest him now that he's on a top tier team despite not even being close to top tier and his teammates are carrying him hard
>90% of the shitposting I see on the subject is from your side
>tfw Euros invite literal terrorist into their countries but they bully south american gamers and barely let them in
>haven't played dota in 9 months
>suddenly can only play on lowest quality, framerate is shit in teamfights. All of my levels are gone
What the fuck is happening here. Do I really need to upgrade my pc just to play this shit again? What did they do?
>Arteezy says he plays the best when his back is against the wall and the odds are against him and he's the underdog, which is why he did well on Kaipi
>goes and joins the built-to-win Secret who poached all stars from every team
>goes and joins the built-to-win TI champion money team EG
Can someone explain this to me?
>actually reading out loud ALL OF IT
jesus christ streamsluts are getting desperate
at least shes a qt with a qt voice, ill use this to jackoff later
>it's shitpost to point out bait
>that faggot that complains about play by play casters
Our guy still is streaming, you're tuned in right lads?
>lel ouch using the hot new forced maymay
This desperate for attention are we now
how do you even lose with a fully farmed Spectre? baka desu senpai baka
ami the only one who saw this?
Stop posting dicks on /d2g/, there are little girls here!
Only retard teams group up enough to get all hit by AA blast.
The only time AA ult should land on an entire team is when you have an AoE initiator to hold them all in place, which NIP didn't have.
ixmike man.... that man has no chill tbqh onii-senpai
what is the best current studio and why is it dreamleague?
>start watching dreamleague
>cringe within 5 seconds
what the fuck were they thinking
so if iG is not going to frankfurt, the next team in the qualifiers was newbee youth, is newbie really going to have 2 teams in the qualifiers lmao? did that even happen before other than alliance/eg?
because everything else sucks dick
they're not even ahead of their own schedule
>ppd takes on rtz despite only having room for a support
>FUCKING RTZ IS RUINING EVERYTHING GOD DAMN
>tfw when no abusive husbando to carry me as i support him
>calling me a dumb whore and slut everytime i do something
>filling my hole after every win as celebration
>filling my hole after every loss to vent anger on his slutty sissy boy
why cant i have nice things
Go back in time and prevent the team from ever being formed
>teammate literally refers to riki as sa
Is this a real thing
This hero is designed like a gorilla. Which animal is your favorite hero based on?
Like a LAN final against the TI5 winners?
>tfw the only way Mike can get attention is by burning bridges on Twitter
Is there any way to not be automatically in the chat channel as soon as I launch dota?
LMAO that picture is leaking anime everywhere
>EE in a defiant pose like the main character
>Puppey the master behind his apprentice supporting him
>Misery is the bro always there to help
>w33 is the mysterious ally in the shadows, a deadly killer
>pld is the happy anime girl
>enemy support immediately places a sentry at mid
>counter with my own sentry and eat it
>their mid is fucked anyways except they lost 100 gold more
David Gorman @LDdota 10m10 minutes ago
@ixmike88 don't forget to wipe off the cheeto crumbs and put on a fresh pair of basketball shorts before you leave the house today mike
GOOD FUCKING GOD
lmao every day etc
how are you enjoying running one of the shittiest studios in the scene with some of the shittiest production this side of russian 2k streams with 3 viewers?
>secret win minor lans
>everyone talks about how they're GOAT
>they lose DAC
>fail to perform at TI
>secret wins a korean lan
>"guys how do we stop secret at an actual lan"
>win small lans
>lose big lans
call it what you want, it's not a meme, it's reality
wait wait wait
>Rescaled attack damage
>(Can be Improved by Aghanim's Scepter (* shows the improved values).
>90/120/150) to 60/105/150.
WD has been A tier support for ages
if things were going well and he got an early Aghs it was too strong
level 3 aghs is still equally as strong, it just makes a snowballed aghs with level 1/2 ult less impossible to comeback against
and the hero is STILL too good desu senpai, him and ES need nerfs
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Dac was the first lan the rtz secret played together, along with the notail c9 and aui eg. The roster changes were leaked and originally meant to be announced close to the start of the event
how fucking new are you?
>you can't have impact on solo supports
Can someone explain this honeypot meme to me?
Is it about revealing strats in minor lans or something?
I haven't been browsing the gulag or paying attention to dota in general for a while.
atleast, if they don't disband they will have roster changes. I am expecting atleast one player from eg to retire, probably fear. They will probably keep sumail and kick rtz.
The same as either memecret or keklliance winning it.
>EG wins TI
"omg it was lucky they suck"
>secret eliminated by slavs
"guys they're GOAT i swear"
Thanks for reminding how buttblasted yuros were the few weeks after TI
no one said that because they had rtshit, same reason why EG is doomed to fail
but keep dreaming, you still have almost 2 weeks until reality hits you like a truck
ive been gone for 6 months
are lelouch and psg still here
Can someone explain why this game gets so many players when it's got a ridiculous barrier to entry and is all but famous for the assholes in its community.
Not knocking the game just genuinely confused how it can have such a high player count when - if consoles are anything to go by - the complexity would be a massive turn-off to the casual audience, who make up the most numbers.
>no one said secret was GOAT
I forgot how they didn't come out in sunglasses before getting BTFO while being fellated by swedes and reddit with the S4posting that rivaled slavi-levels of autism.
None of that happened.
>implying alliance will lose
s4 has dominated Sumail mid and outdrafted ppd in all their recent encounters, and won a TI.
EG got keked by fuckingbad/pajkatt alliance even. They have no chance against Alliance in the major, absolutely none.
despite what retarded comments you read on videos that introduce dota (with idiots whining how "hard" dota is compared to league), all mobas are basic kiddy trash at their core. thats why they are so popular
i dont know, i can remember plenty of times where they sperged out and said they would never come back but they always did
decided to pass by for some reason and the first thing that came to my mind was all the fucking shitposting, and i guess some part of me was still hoping that they finally snapped but i guess not
how do you play
Le balanced ghost of spooky ice
i heard hes the best counter to alche but i always miss the mark
The best counters to alch are ganking/warding his jungle early on, harassing him in lane a lot and picking big, manfight heroes who want to stand and hit him as much as he does (read, ursa, troll etc).
Alliance dumpstered EG last spring. s4 was in secret when he was playing against eg, but now he has no rtz or kuro holding him back. ppd does.
Alliance has not been in 6.85 honeypots unlike eg baka senpai
He's a greedy support, you dont do a lot of roaming and killing early on.
You pull and stack and pull early on to get your levels. Dont try to solo fight off an offlaner while your carry farms, you're too frail and they can fuck you up.
If you have a 2nd support, you can use chilling touch and cold feet with their disable to get kills, but only with setup. Otherwise, just focus on getting level 6.
Then essentially you wanna get tranqs and just stay away from everyone on your lonesome, farming an empty lane (One of the only supports that SHOULD actually be doing this). When you see a teammate fighting, or just a good opportunity for an ult (Like the enemy team pushing as a group toward a tower) you chuck the ult cross map. You need to be farming.
You go for either the aghs rush or midas into aghs, depending on the situation.
After you've launched your ult, if a fight is still going down near a tower, you can tp in and support the fight with cold feet and shit. But dont make it your focus to go out of your way and get overly involved in fights.
Your contribution is ice blast, shutting off healing and executing people when they get low. You're a slow squishy support with no hard disables or movement options. You get too comfy in a fight you'll just feed gold and die. While delaying your aghs.
When will Icefrog destroy Winranger as a hero? She's picked in nearly 1/3 of all pub games. Think about that for a moment, a hero as good as WR gets picked in one out of every three games.
Her, SF and Doom should be blasted out of the meta with a cannon.
m8 you might as well say alliance will beat eg because they won TI3 at that point
Alchemist trilane sounds horrible
He won't get levels for ages, getting his greed and acid spray up will take so long that by the time you can farm properly it's too late to do much
his spells cost way too much fucking mana for what it gives
literally 150 each
so slark and other gank heroes are legit
idiot, if you keep split pushing he will just farm what you pushed the wave into
midas into aghs is really greedy
his mana cost irks me. if your team has no reliable stun its really hard
fuck i really wanna learn AA
lil inspired me to do so
If you shadow bladed up to a jungling alch, pounced, hit him a bit and when he starts charging his stun just go invis/ult, he'll smack himself in the face with it and you'll get an easy kill every time
Well, someone has to choke harder since they're both 1-patch teams
>EG is a 1 patch team
>Only western team in TI4
>haven't played a major lan since TI5
>"one patch team"
m8 it's still to early to tell if KKY was right.
At this point I think the entire european gulag is going to kill themselves if EG wins frankfurt
>just farm your lane and harass whoever gets near you
>smoke and rosh as soon as armlet and boots
>then just build grieves, satanic and mkb out of the flesh and blood of your enemies
i love this hero
>RTshit winning a big lan
this is my favorite honeyposting
Tell me, how many LANs have EG won with Sumail's Storm Spirit nerferd to oblivion?
>>Only western team in TI4
0 honeypot LAN
1 real LAN (Frankfurt major)
>what went wrong?
Dumb players or rather people in general. Thought they are right and Puppey is wrong. You can compare their results after breakout.
But the worst part of Navi is their management. They are either clueless or just want to save their cashcows no matter what.
That whole nonsense with invite-then-kick players for almost 2 years is outstanding. And that dramatic disband followed with the announcement about le new roster with 3 old players a few days later is just a thick cumblast on faces of navifangays. "We can fuck with you and you will eat any shit".
I love when I can't tell if pretending or retarded
your honey posting is exquisite
how do the men of a country go from this....
Nah dude he's killing himself if n0lans loses it.
>Negrolyte is meant to be a bad hero
>Can kill off heroes with 4k hp and put them in the ground for 2 minutes and disable buyback no matter how late the game goes
Under appreciated heroes general
Why are the kids so gay?
I'm okay with a girl x girl yuri action.
But a boy x boy shit is disgusting.
>Prize pool's percentage for the 1st place will be less than 30% in TI6
>there's still weird Russian porn being streamed as Dota
Thats why he's disabled anon
Because he's "Too shit for pro games"
People are worried his "Wall of Replica that slows and generates invincible illusions with a 900 aoe radius", along with his ranged illusions that all get +80 damage and a 1.6 BAT, as well as the ability to swap hp at will are so shit, that he will ruin games.
Make sure you dont pick him! Because he's that shit! Honest!
>islam will dominate the world
it sure fucking will
>100% damage illusions with 1.6 BAT that all have a flat +80 damage bonus
>BKB piercing hp swap
>900 radius 25% move speed slow that fucks any illusion/stat based carry like PL, AM, Spectre no matter how late it gets
How is roaming BH balanced?
>Need no last hits, be a ward bitch all game pos 5 and yet get a dagon 5
>Track and zap bitches all day
>Get gem and quelling and deward everything
I don't ever play any other support.
>swedes, the worst fucking fanbase from TI3 is back
>eg fans, the worst fucking fanbase of 2015 is still here
frankfurt major is going to kill this general
>envy's face looking out the window
>EG is the worst
m8 just admit you're still mad about ti5
i mean there are probably quite a lot of movies where some scene atleast takes place in stockholm..
of somewhat recent bigger hollywood productions that are supposed to take place in sweden, the girl with the dragon tattoo comes to mind.
i mean, it's an adaptation of a swedish book/film
FUCK YOU GABE NEWELL AND YOUR FAGGY TUESDAYS MAINTENANCE WHY CANT YOU DO MAINTENANCE ON PEAK SAND NIGGER HOURS OR CHINK HOURS OR YUROVOMIT HOURS IM PLAYING MY FIUCKING DOTA HERE AND STEAM GOESD OFF LINE FUC KYOU GUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFU CKFUKCUFK
s4>sumail (as mid)
s4>ppd (as captain)
mynuts > ppd (mechanically)
Akke > fear as support
Loda > rtz as pos 1
Bulldog > universe on rat heroes
The only thing EG has over Alliance is Universe clock/dark seer and Fear carry.
>has over 300 spells
how the fuck is this balanced???
I think it means he and his family still participate in some religious events as a means of connecting with community/extended family, and while his parents probably grew up Muslim and may still gain wisdom from the Qu'ran, they probably don't take its words literally or believe in a literal Allah/Muhammad, etc.
t. son of secular Jewish parents
great, this is probably what reddit thinks too
that means we're getting another fucking
useless caster into the scene, bts will probably pick her up after the majors
FUC KYOU FUCKINGN IGGER VALVEFDRON FUCKING KIKE ITS BNEVER FINE I WANT MY DFOTA BACK ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>holding off megas
>scything for days
>KOTL DPS an actual serious threat
>still couldn't end this shit despite getting their ancient exposed
Feels badman, I should have swapped out the Atos for a Scythe.
How much better would Dota be if it all burned to the ground?
>our team is stomping
>but nigger faggot carry somehow has trash farm and not helping in teamfights when we could end the game
>russian tards initiating by diving to t4 towers
>enemies memeback and we lose
FUCK THIS GAME
>current na'vi is nothing like TI4 na'vi
>in TI4 they atleast had that top5 thing going on, now they are in the dumpster
No shit they are absolutely nothing without Puppey.
Navi is like Dendi's team, no matter who's playing, he's staying.
The sad part is Dendi is fucking garbage.