/ss13g/ - Spess Station 13 General

first for your husbandos not noticing you

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Second for being tired of the same images from other servers, step it up

>>121133875
Who's your husbando?
It might be me, but I'm out if the waifu game.

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>>121134013
I agree, let's revel in some /vg/ history.

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>>121135787

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REMOVE XENO remove xeno

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last thanksgiving was fun, i can hardly wait

>>121136731
Will vox be valid again?

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>>121137073
fingers crossed

>>121136731
Did anyone play vox on that day?

>>121134770
No, not you shiggy.
Come back though

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Pumps work rather nicely.

>>121134770
Kurt Jacobs

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>>121139141
>my brand of lewdposting is that recognisable
Schieße. That said, I've come to realise that it's hurting me in the long run,and none of the people I listen to consider it positive.

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>>121139271
Correction, they work fucking nicely.

If I ban evade and won't be a shitter, will I get into trouble? I'm too socially inept to appeal.

>mime
>go to fitness
>see legless shitter on a wheelchair
>instantly steal his wheelchair and roll just out of his reach
>"cry"
>"cry, mime. for i will end you"
>assistant comes over and tries to help him, end up getting insulated gloves and a flash from him
>drop the wheelchair and leave
>do general mimeshittery and end up with all access and usual greytide stuff
>make a baguette
>see the legless guy
>go and give him my baguette
>you fill a tiny prick!
>the mechanic is implanting something on the mime!
>"asshole"
>BOOM
10/10

>>121140398
>assistant comes over and tries to help him
>end up getting insulated gloves and a flash from him
>the mechanic is implanting something on the mime!
You mean you robbed the mechanic of his gloves and a flash from tech storage as he tried to help an amputee back on his wheelchair. Then later he killed you for it. Sounds like just another day in space.

>>121141230
No I took the gloves and the flash from the assistant which was trying to take me out of the chair.
Fair game.

NOVEMBER LOGS
WHEN

>>121140398
>you fill a tiny prick!
Didn't know you were into sounding, Anon.

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>>121140381
Sarcalogo himself openly admitted to banevading in the account he was using to banevade, was banned multiple times in the same account, and still didn't get into trouble for months.
Does that answer your question?

IDEA:
GRABBING SOMEONE AND USING THE GRAB ON A FRYER MAKES YOU FRY THEIR FACE FOR A SHITTON OF BURN DAMAGE

>>121141301
I wasn't going to use the flash on you since i had urgent plans to mess with the security that round and you didnt take my gloves don't lie anon

>>121141751
first example that comes to mind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H44R6TpWG8&t=1m5s

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Why are all the aliens races shit fuck

>>121142389
>Why are all the aliens races shit fuck
What did he mean by this?

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>>121142389
Furries and memes.
That's why.

>>121142389
i've honestly never had any problems with alien races in-game except for greentiding diona
FUCK diona

>>121141820
You were in fitness and I took the coin right next to you.
I like to pretend that I took your gloves.

>>121141520
whats bane vading? is it a TV thing?

>>121142595
Oh
but i already had gloves thanks to the 30% spawn chance of yellow toolboxes

>>121142608
>Bane Vader
>I am your father...for you.

ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

>>121143123
i dont think i will ever understnd the obsession with tht scene nd line

lso guess wht key on my keybord stopped working just now/

>>121143382
It's how awkward the scene is, and how bizarre everyone sounds in it.
When I first heard it, I thought that someone dubbed over it as a joke, but no, it's real.

https://youtu.be/VRCM0jWEQjQ

>>121143382
Is it your shift keys? You didn't make a ?, just a /

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Let's do it together.

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

>>121143556
huh, my shift key too.
i cnnot tell you which key it is quite predicament.

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>>121143590

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I'm going to quit while this still hasn't gone horribly wrong.

>>121143720
>predicament
OHHHHHH, NOW YOU FUCKED UP.

>>121143720
>predicament
>a
YOU'RE A PHONY

>>121137073
Oh I wish they would.

>>121143874
>>121143901
muh spellcheck hs got my bck

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>>121144284
your spellcheck didn't correct "cnnot"?

>>121144284
Maybe it's the Z key?
I see no Z's. It's got to be the Z key.

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What would a dalek antag be like?

>>121144376
it does, i just automatically spellcheck words more than 3 syllables as muscle reflex.

ctrlv seems to work for a now, but the shift key is hard to get around.

new laptop when

>>121144519
speaking of zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz time to sleep, the sun is about to come up

>>121144618
>new laptop when
When you buy it.

AUTOMATIC ANNOUNCEMENT: [vg-status] The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station.

>>121144745
ICKY OCCKY, BANE HE!

AUTOMATIC ANNOUNCEMENT: [vg-status] A round of AutoTraitor has ended - 3 survivors, 13 ghosts.

>>121143853
>one of the rad collectors is down

NO WE MUST GO DEEPER
How fucking full/hot are those pipes right now jesus christ

/ss13g/ - Broken Keyboards on Laptop Toasters General

CRASHING THIS SHUTTLE

>>121144939
Bruv i got the best gayman rig yet i play spess because I CANT STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SEND HELP

>>121144903
good eye, reading directly from the exhaust pipe is:
>Chamber: -243°C
>Input/Output: -261°C
Power is ~560MW. Pressure varies between 50kpa-80kpa
I'm leaving it running while I eat a sandwich, its not going to blow up anytime soon.

>>121144939
maybe that's why people would rather robust than talk holy shit

>>121144541
Killed in five seconds thanks to Ion guns.

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>>121144943
with no survivors

>>121144939
my last laptop kinda fucked out so it ended up housed in a cardboard box on its side, with no fans and only a couple holes for vents. the kb/m and screen were roughly plugged into the motherboard and ran cables about 8m away to where i sat ignoring my problems and played spessmen.

>>121146170
spacepods never

>>121141424
http://ss13.undo.it/logs/2015/11-November/
it's right there fuck

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>make a poor decision.
>Decide to play on Bay early in the morning.
>Literally only person on the station.
>Admins decide to fuck with me. Start teleporting bombs at me and saying they're taking out the trash.
>Halfway through, more people start joining.
>"Woop. Time police here. There were no holes in atmospherics. There were no CentCom reports about attempting to kill our only crew member".
>they start to "Time cop" out all signs of their badminning, going back on their actions and retconning all of it.

The only person I can blame is myself for even humoring the Baystation admins with my presence, but holyshit. Really?

>>121144618
just replace the keyboard, it's generally cheap and easy

>>121147141
SJWs are innate revisionists.

Just hope they don't make your post go down the memory hole, too.

>>121147141
Ill take "Things that didn't happen' for $200

>>121147310
What I disliked the most about the situation was that I was still RPing all of it. I wrote down transcripts of the centcom report, put them in my pocket, and printed a copy of them. one for me, one for an IIA agent to look over once they joined.

They responded to this by straight up deleting the conscripts. Editing their Vars to be blank pages. The Icon still had the scribbles on them, indicating the paper was written on once.

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>>121147553

>>121146445
https://docs.google.com/document/d/198wSenIJyU9jazFQqWCvEoZzKpE3yz87-CylRnAQlgw/edit
make them yourself
i'm just here to watch the shitposting while my laundry dries

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>>121147789
>>121147553
>>121147310

>>121148174
Picked a bad time for that. No one's really posting. Should have been here 3 days ago when sarco was on maximum overpost mode.

>>121148306
I missed a Sarca rampage? Fuck.

>>121148362
Why are you posting with a trip?

>>121148706
>not knowing who velard is
go home /v/irgin /b/aby

>>121148762
I know who Velard is, but he's neither a player nor a coder nor administration.

>>121148829
But he is a massive shitposter.

>>121148829
Thank G-d for that

>>121149390
No...?
He's a former admin.

>>121149459
Velard spent quite a while shitposting up the thread about racism and then stopped playing (although he obviously doesn't have the willpower to stay away). I guess a trip makes it easy to filter him though.

Velard has become a Sarca-tier shitposter.

>>121149459
And a massive shitposter.

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>>121148229
>>121147789
>>121147593

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>>121150032

>>121149715
i look in the thread every now and then whenever people link me posts or i see the thread on the catalog
that's about it, really

i don't really think it's about willpower or anything?
i just come in here every now and then like any other thread and shitpost for a little inbetween bits of the day
i have no more desire to play or be an active part of the community
i don't feel much attachment to the place anymore, save for a few folks i actually like
sarca is weird
he still seems like he thinks hes got a horse in the race
i don't understand him
iunno
all i know is that watching these threads is a lot more fun when you do it from a distance, and on medication

i must be really bored to be explaining my situation. the laundry is taking entirely too long to dry and i can't leave until it does

>>121149895
you betcha

>>121150595
new cult NEVER
and don't give me that PJB bullshit, that nigger isn't doing shit

>>121150595
are you still out on a crusade to skewer all whites?

hows the voice in your head treating you?

black people smell

>>121151170
black people run
run like the wind
black people screw
screw like the wind

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>>121151073
yes
good, we already pre-ordered fallout 4 together. praise todd

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>>121151387
>fallout 4

ahaha

>>121151746
THAT FUCKING DIALOGUE WHEEL

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT TODD

ONE FUCKING JOB YOU LYING PRICK

>>121151943
HATE DIALOGUE

>>121151943
quit getting mad about video games

>>121151746
why aren't you gracing your Xbox One(trademark) with the holy platter of the fourth fallout, handcarved by lord todd(pbuh) himself

Do you WANT to tell your kids that you were a part of the luddites of your generation that had no games on your Xbox One? (1(one)) (trademarkcopyright[U+2122]?

>>121151943
Don't you know that Bioware style dialogue is the best system for every RPG ever made no matter what? Maybe you just aren't enlightened. Trust in Todd(pbuh). Even though Bioware hasn't made a good game since Jade Empire, doesn't mean the time-tested system can possibly fail to work. Believe in Him.

fallout 3 was dumb
fallout 4 will be dumb

there, i said it.

>>121151943
X [Sarcastic]

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>>121146170
>>121148174
>>121148362
>>121149449
>>121150595
>>121151387
>>121152275

cargo with AME or engineering?

>>121140118
Now if only there was something you could actually use all that power for

>>121151386
babycakes?

>>121147310
>sjw
Literally what?
Also, it's a shame this wordfilter was removed.

>>121154997
No, this is sugarmufin. I can take a message though.

>>121154737
Theres a few ideas kicking around, mostly the energy to matter converter which is like a rcd on crack, shit will not be cost effective mind but might as well let you clone people with it or some nonsense, why the fuck not if the price is right.

>>121155634
hmmm
this doesn't seem like spess very much

>>121155634
>tfw degenerate tier

>>121155634
Mutation seems pretty broad.

>>121155634
>floor tiles
>floor tiles
>floor tiles
>floor tiles

>>121155634
>floor tiles
I shouldn't have laughed but I did.

>>121155634
>tfw Ohiosexual

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>>121155925
>>121155975

>>121155461
ask engineers why the power is out

'oh, some greytiders converted all the electricity to 3 sheets of glass'

please don't make this possible

>>121155634
What's wrong with mutation and conjoinment?

>>121155634
>inflation way up that high
c'mon now

>>121155634
>Anal soul absorption nowhere on the chart
weak

>>121156385
It's not high enough, Dobson.

>>121156738
do you have difficulties telling up from down

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>>121155634
>tfw you're at irredeemable
Welp, time to off myself then.

>>121156826
I only see in the negative vision, 3rd dimensioner.

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>>121156886
>up and down
>a 3rd dimension thing

>>121157123
It would be too complicated for me to explain to you, especially for someone so limited by their material vessel.

>>121155634
I've already known my whole life that I'm going to hell.

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Niggly getting put to shame.

>>121159478
I only stopped half way because i got bored

>>121147310
SJW...?

Do you even know the meaning of the ebin memes you're slinging around?

>>121159832
>respond to 2 hour old posts

Why?
He's probably moved on and has started a family by now.

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Yo Admins, check out the permaban forums please.

>>121159832
strong jew warrior
someone give this boy some dermalin cause he just got burned

>>121159986
2 hours isn't that long ago. Especially considering the thread is moving at the speed of a snail right now due to the time we're posting at.

>>121160082
He's got kids now.

>>121159832
>>121160082
thank you ye old necromancer for reanimating a dead shitpost
now we have to fight him AGAIN

>>121160141
Guess his wife is going to go through menopause in the next twenty minutes.

>>121160203
Sorry, I should have let you all continue responding to a deleted post about fetishes.

>>121160268
She already did and their middle child just got out of law school.

>>121160268
shitpost is shitpost
the subject doesn't matter
now if youll excuse me i have to fight a reanimated dead shitpost and the salty necromancer

>>121160435
Godspeed you autistic weird man.

>>121160268
Please don't necro old posts. Please don't post new posts when there are old posts saying the same.

Thanks.

>>121160618
Thank you sir, I will now obey the rules of the phpBB forum properly.

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>>121160535

When did we become a forum?

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>>121160006
>Johnnychimps appeal
>Johnnychimps ban reason

>Sseth672's appeal
>Sseth672's ban reason

fucking dragonbro

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>>121160618
the fuck is this shit
go back to wherever you came from,
necroposting is not, and has never been a thing here.

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>>121161085

>>121161270
Sorry anon, should I have added a :^) so you would have known it was a joke?

>>121161003
"Twink Cockslut III" finally appealed his ban eh?

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>>121161270
your gonna fuck up all our upvotes with that shit

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THIS MADNESS STOPS RIGHT HERE
NO MORE SHITPOSTS

>>121147204
yeah i have a usb one i can use.
i just can't be fucked getting up, dressed, and walking 20 metres to get it

>>121161474
whoa dude chill out

>>121161398
yes.
the thread and server are posted on reddit
they can come at any time.

>>121161632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBexB-c8_rI

hi guys im new here

>>121161675
>thread and server are posted on reddit
PANIC BUNKER WHEN

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Hey, any way to convert the n2 miner in the box outpost into an o2 miner?

Also let's think of née wizard spells and artifacts because I'm still disappointed in myself for last night and want to vent it positively

>>121161879
>Hey, any way to convert the n2 miner in the box outpost into an o2 miner?
beside praying to almighty gods i dont think there is a way to do it

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IS IT TIME FOR CANCER HOUR?

Would someone who knows how to do tables on the wiki look at the Guide to Research and Development page? There's an error there I can't seem to fix.

>>121161879
new wiz spell: ai neth
it gibs the wizard

>>121162180
>IS IT TIME FOR CANCER HOUR?
DAMN RIGHT SON
NOW LETS DISCUSS THAT POTENTIAL HAM

>>121162345
HOW BOUT THEM WAIFUS?

Memes aside, what would proper Vox roleplay consist of?

>>121162852
always trying to weasel extra items and goodies out of your department to wear and stash, generally be the biggest caw there ever was

>>121162852
Be a total cawkmuncher

>>121162852
not speaking in proper english

cough cough

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>>121162806
THEM WAIFUS ARE CUTE! CUUTEEE!
>>121162852
YOU OPEN THE NEAREST AIRLOCK AND THROW YOURSELF OUT YOU FILTHY VOX POX

so you guys do know one of our coders actively browses and posts in the ss13 subreddit right?

>>121163494
SO WHAT?
REDDIT IS OUR FRIEND AND ALLIE
I HOPE WE HAD MORE REDDITORS IN OUjesus this shipost is so bad that i cant even keep typing it

>>121162852
pick a random room in maint
deposit all shiny things you find there
create a nest
kill yourself

>>121163494
How do you know that anon? Do you browse reddit too?

Why don't you two go back there and fuck till you die.

>>121162852
Be a Mexican. No, seriously.

Play it as a shady street thug making money in sleazy ways, a hard worker that gets no respect and low pay, or an educated man desperately trying to rise above the struggle.

Any of the above three ends the same: Sadness as you die a slow and painful death as the lynch mob bashes your head in and throws you in the incinerator.

>>121163494
>>121163794
so do pomf and nexis senpoo

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>>121163494
so?

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>>121163794
someone mentioned us being posted on reddit

i went to go see

instead i just found one of our coders participating in every other discussion. this particularly disturbs me because if you want to go and post on reddit, whatever, but why the fuck would you do it in the ss13 subreddit? that place is one of the biggest circlejerking shitholes i have ever seen.

at least i found this picture though. it wasn't a picture of the rage cage obviously, since i dont think any other server does that, but it reminded me of it.

>>121163494
i always figured reddit is kinda like gays in the armed forces

don't ask dont tell
i assume every single one of you are furries, but i don't kick up a big stink about it, people using reddit is the least of this playerbases' problems

>>121163907
nexi-kun is even an admin on 7chan

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>>121164120
>people using reddit is the least of this playerbases' problems

>>121164287
>implying the invading bayfags arent 5x worse
greytide you can dunk and no one cares.

shitty cringey namefags and waifus have admin protection.

>>121164120
you do realize ever since the server was posted on reddit some months ago it's never been the same, right? the amount of greytiders and shitheads spiked up by 300% after that.

>>121164287
The real problem is furry admins

>>121164448
There was a time when this server was comprised entirely of greytide and shitters.

Your new is showing.

>>121164597
no anon, your new is showing. the server wasn't comprised entirely of greytide and shitters, it was comprised entirely of powergamers like Een. Also, different rules for different server hosts.

>>121164448
don't we still have the panic bunker up question mark

>>121163494
I saw PJB posted on Reddit once, idk if he frequently posts there though

>>121164474
has Diethyl actually done anything wrong in terms of moderation standards, OOC shit aside?

>>121164679
there's not a difference. greytide is synonymous with powergaming.

And it was as recent as a 18 months ago.

I also think you'll find the rules haven't changed in the slightest.

>>121164680
No..

>>121164804
>greytide is synonymous with powergaming.

uwot

Also "as recent as 18 months ago" my ass. 18 months ago we had nowhere near the greytiding issue we have now.

>>121164896
you clearly weren't playing 18 months ago.

>>121165000
I can assure you I was. The greytiding problem is nowhere near as bad as it is today.

>>121164797
diethyl is my second favorite admin
he's a pretty cool guy

>>121164896
why no panic bunker
how many new players does the server really get on a weekly basis

>>121165149
Ever since the bunker was lifted? Too many. Most are probably ban evaders

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>notice that the "alter room temperature" trait of exotic seeds didn't actually do anything and had never done anything
>quickly copypaste some air alarm code to modify temperature on the plant's process()
>try it out in-game
>plant seed
>whole room instantly becomes 50293K

>>121165372
You forgot the upper limit!

There was supposed to be one to add humidity too at higher temperatures IIRC, so you'd end up with an indoor slippy rainforest

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>>121163258
I <still> regret posting this picture

Have cloners been fixed yet?

>>121165540
Do we even have humidity? I've never done or touched atmos

>>121162852
Being dead.

>>121165362
>Too many
like a dozen, two dozen insert question marks

>>121165643
Its a fucking cute picture. Whats the issue?

>>121166041
anywhere from 3-5 new people a week. keep in mind those are just new accounts. that doesn't count the accounts with a few weeks/months on them that come and join.

save me from the nothing i've become

>>121166280
*ding*
saved
what else do you need bruv?

>>121166280
>>121166484
That'll be 150 biomass plus tip

I miss you guys.

Also is the changelog available somewhere not in byond?

>>121166484
now wake me up inside

>>121166671
*ding*
wait
*ding*
somethings wrong
CANT WAKE YOU UP

>playing as captain
>round just started, everything going well, wizard and revs
>someone tells me the mechanic broke into the teleporter room and disassembled everything
>go check it
>get there, everything disassembled with pieces missing
>suddenly, someone comes in
>"CAPTAIN CAPTAIN THE AI IS ROGUE"
>before I could do anything the knocked me to the ground, took my headset and handcuffed me
>took me to maintenance and killed me while yelling VIVA LA REVOLUCION

All that in less than 2 minutes

>haven't played on /vg/ since the serb swap
>can't get through
Can you put Eldzen on the whitelist? I killed my shitposting a long time ago, I just want to experience the wild ride again

>>121167295
how fucking unrobust can you be

>>121167295
sounds like youre a scrub mate
how about you change roles to botany and "chill" and let the robust players roll as captain?

>>121167414
>>121167481
>getting push RNG is robust

im not him but o am i laffin m8

>>121167413
Stay the fuck outta my goddamn medbay, bitch.

AUTOMATIC ANNOUNCEMENT: [vg-status] A round of AutoTraitor has ended - 13 survivors, 18 ghosts.

>>121167295
and?
you mean they should introduce themselves first and tell you that their intention is to kill you for the greater good of the station then duel you to a 3 round basketball match in holodeck and let the crew decide the fate of the looser
>>121167597
>getting push RNG is robust
no but not being in maximum alert mode in rev round as captain is being unrobust

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>>121167413
Degenerates OUT!
Also, >>121167772

>he has any antag enabled
How does it feels to be a pleb?

>>121167785
Is this real?

>>121167597
You knew you were revolutionaries, and yet you went in there all alone without alerting Security of your location. What did you expect would happen?

>>121168013
>you

>>121137073
Absolutely.

>>121137916
A lot of people did, including me. I had a great time trying to clean messes while the crew tried to eat me when I could get the janitor slot.

>>121167918
no its either someone with mild sense of humor or someone trying hard to be useful

>>121167918
AUTOMATIC ANNOUNCEMENT: [vg-status] I am not real. Copying rounds logs to http://ss13.pomf.se/logs
Server starting up on byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>>121168047
Still waiting for those dick pics btw
id/Senaat1

>>121167918
>>121168052

its copy and pasted from the IRC bot you retards

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>>121166046
Something something waifu boogieman

I'm staying home from work today, going to work on paramedic pic, anyone else got character or doodle requests?

>>121167785
is this from IRC?
or where are these from?
AaAAAAaaaaAAAA??????""""::>>>>????::::::
fixed my keyboard gents
they call me mr magical fix-it
but you can just call me bane

>>121167918
>>121168052
>irc.rizon.net #vgstation

>>121167772
But I'll leave your precious waifus alone

>>121167887
its contained on the degenerate serb
I just wanna robust again, baycode combat is shit

>>121168191
>its copy and pasted from the IRC bot you retards
thats the point nigger
why would someone keep copy pasting IRC text into the thread other than the those two reasons

>>121167413
I dunno who you are or what you've done to piss people off, but I'm looking at your notes here...

The fuck dude?

>pipe scrubbers directly into distro as non-antag
>plasma flood atmos so nobody can get in and fix it
>"I didn't do anything wrong :^)"

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>>121168234
Draw bread

>>121168234
I wish I could draw anywhere nearly as well as you.

>>121168259
But I don't care about the waifus, all the medbay waifus are either trash, or don't want to be waifus. I just don't like you is all, Italus.

>>121168372
You are bread

>>121168371
Did you ahelp it

>>121168234
Id finish the paramedic pic before taking on more requests. Specially since its looking good.

A redraw of the doom cover with miner and asteroid monsters would be neat though

>>121168234
>>121168372

Draw a bikehorn with bread

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>>121147141
Humh, all l get from being alone in the /TG/ station is being teleported around and given access to every single locked sector on the station to do a lot of crazy shit, l am glad l'm not playing in this server.

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>>121168243
>bane
if i take that mask off will you die?

>>121168460
Yes I did

>>121168350
postem

>>121168371
>>121168543

It was handled.

>>121168561
Asked to see his notes as player age 10. Keep an eye on him. by DrCelt (A Legend That Lost His Cause) on Wed, April 29th of 2015

Keeps asking about notes as if he's expecting something to be there, very suspicious by NigglyWiggly (Slutmin) on Thu, May 14th of 2015

This fucking guy just doesn't know when to quit. Every day with this notes bullshit I swear to god by nigglywiggly (Door Crusher) on Fri, May 15th of 2015

[00:58:58] HELP: Eldzen/(Eldzen) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : hey niggly whats my notes by DeadPoolJ (Remove Him) on Sun, May 31st of 2015

This fuckin guy is OBSESSED, clinically OBSESSED with his notes. by Probe1 (Trial Admin) on Sat, August 22nd of 2015

>>121168350
pastebin his notes and enlighten us

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>>121168234
>generating cancer awareness by causing it

>>121168243

>>121168496
I-...uhhh...For you?

did I meme right?
Guys
I don't think i meme'd it right

>make a grey/diona/plasmaman/vox character female for kicks, wondering if people cared
>people consistently treat you nicer and even flirt jokingly
I worry about you guys, I really do.

>>121168350
>he seriously doesn't know who Eldzen is

nigga what

he's basically a waifu vacuum

only he only gets the trash ones

>>121168734
Oh, no wonder, I try not to pay those people any mind.

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>>121168705
youre a big guy
youre doing good keep it up

>>121168496
>>121168702
>>121168878
>>>/tv/

>>121168350
I shilled vore and got a decent amount of people from /vg/ to come here, then I brewed up massive shitpost storms about lewd things
People were mildly upset since I ERP'd with some of the spessfus but I quit posting about it.

>>121167413
The bunker hasn't been up for a few days you memer.

>>121168627
I know who those notes really belong to.

Shiggy c'mon

>>121168627
well at least he has notes now.

mission acomplished

>>121168995
Ah, okay.

Don't come back.

>>121169045
Dont you start this

>>121169045
>connection failed
what could it mean?

>>121169045
>I know who those notes really belong to.

Uh...Eldzen? I mean, they're his notes.

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>>121168946
it doesn't matter what board we post in
what matters is our plan

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>>121169220
I swear to gods green earth I left that note on a different ckey.

I'm troubled and going to leave.

>>121169217
It means you're not connecting to our server and should recheck the IP.

>>121169398
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
That's the one I use, or tried to use. Many times.

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>>121163818
>no rapper Vox named Tubawk representin' the struggle

I see no changes. Join a shift of /vg/ and I ask myself,
"Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?"
I'm tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm Vox.
My stomach hurts, so I'm lookin' for IDs to snatch.
Sec give a damn about a birdo? Pull the trigger, kill a shitter, he's a hero.
Give chloral to Cargo who the hell cares? One less sperglord cunt on the server.
First ship 'em crates and let 'em valid wizzards.
Summon guns, step back, and watch 'em kill each other.
"It's time to fight back", that's what Grayshit said.
2 shots in the dark, now Grayshit's dead.

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>>121168372
>>121168487
at least bread kun won't be alone now

>>121169870
that clown is fucking ripped

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>>121169870

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>>121168234
I'd request for you to draw my snowflake, but I'm pretty sure you've already done that multiple times
>>121168372

>>121169967
i dont understand this picture

who the fuck is dean hall

>>121170073
Isn't that the guy making that ION game that will fall flat on its face?

>>121169870
>senpai
>big guy
2/10
Too much cancer.

>>121170202
>big guy

what the fuck are you talking about

>>121170180
Wow I didn't know you could see into the future

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>>121168389
Practice helps but start with exercises such as life drawing, how to draw (good books not the manga shit) and study and try mimicking artists without tracing. A big part of drawing is line and object clarity and from there you can break the rules.

>>121170180
>>121170348

I think you just summoned him

>>121170348
I know, you want it to be great.
But it won't. Just like the last thing he made.
Just like allllllllll the other remakes.
Sure you'll say it's not a remake, but it's the same idea in isometric style.

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>>121168371
Oh hey I was the idiot atmos guy. I guess I did do something wrong in retrospect, but the situation was a clusterfuck. It was all accidental wrongness I assure you. It was ahelped and me and the admins talked.

>Spawn as plasmaman
>Immediately do the burning body exploit cause I think it looks cool
>Make an atmos setup that I think isn't completely retarded
>Fill up a canister with plasma so i can fill up my internal tank
>Accidentally left the release valve on open when removing my tank
>Atmos fills for the first time
>My body lights it aflame
>Immediately do the right thing and warn everyone and have the AI lock it down.
>A canister explodes and kills power cables.
>Try to fix it but cant. Eventually atmos fixes itself and an engi walks in named Darcey
>Darcey fixes power while I fill atmos with O2 to replace the O2 that burned up
>He says there's to much O2 and to whip out siphons, so I do (or at least I think I did, i think it was a scrubber in retrospect)
>Suddenly he's yelling in coms about the distro loop and starts dismantling my setup
>I ask him what's wrong like 3 times and he doesn't answer, just unwrenches shit
>Panic and flood atmos with plasma to stop him.
>My body burns the plasma again
>I tell him to stop but he freaks out and runs into maintenance, dragging burning plasma with him (I knew he ran but not where)
>I have AI lock down atmos and keep everything burning so Darcey doesnt come back (apparently he died a horrible death)
>It starts snowing and I realize the O2 canister that I opened was broke, so I piped a vent and used that instead.
>Get bwoinked and explain everything.
>During which power cuts completely and atmos begins to fail everywhere.

So apparently my setup was a ticking time bomb anyway and was doomed to fail, so Darcey actually thought that I was a traitor, which is pretty funny in retrospect and probably why he didn't say anything. So all I can really say is sorry and stuff.

>>121170039
reposting first bread pic, thanks
I probably have but I've drawn my snowflake and Hime more than a healthy amount, lay it on me:

>>121170486
>Immediately do the right thing and warn everyone and have the AI lock it down.
You didn't get instantly bwoinked and banned after that?
Happened to me once.

>>121170620
Patrick Bateman.
Not that guy.

>>121170486
>Panic and flood atmos with plasma to stop him.
Well, you were a traitor to atmosia if nothing else.
The atmos hardsuit laughs at plasma fires so if anything you just created a workplace hazard.

>>121170961
Need description and or sprite

>>121169771
solid.
you're wasting your talent randy

>>121170462
I don't give a shit about it. You should still fuck off to /v/, though.

>>121170073
A bad officer and an even worse mod maker, and an EVEN WORSE game dev

>>121170961
>>121171127
as a drawfag myself, i cant stress how hard is to draw your waifu without any description and/or sprite

>>121171127
draw the friggen sawbones as a skeleton with red pants and a red backwards cap

>>121171538
just freestyle it, you'll do fiiiine

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>>121171127
There you go.

To this day I am haunted by how shitty job security has, particularly what it made me become.
>HoS the xth time in a row
>every shift it's the same deal
>greytide, mimes, captain clowns, oh so original syndicate sympathizers, mute rambo officers and roleplaying wardens
>among this shitfest meet a chef
>we talk and I get some donuts
>we meet again when sec is dealing with cult
>he runs at me with something in his hand
>just as he gets right next to me I stun baton him
>immediately cuff and search him while he spews insults
>he's clean and gets uncuffed
>throws a condiment bag at me and says before leaving
>"Made this for you asshole."
>it's pure sprinkles
I-I couldn't even eat it, it doesn't work that way. He was so sweet I still can't shake the feels of the moment. His adorable innocence made me feel like shit whenever I played sec since.

Everyone hates or will start to hate you when you're sec, the antags hate you, the greytide hates you, the all access mimes hate you, your fellow officers hate you.

And even that one good guy chef trying to give you sprinkles will learn to hate you.

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>>121170620
>drawn my snowflake and Hime more than any healthy amount
My snowflake is one of the two.
Spoilers; It's not your snowflake

fuck you gyroke i'm never trusting you with my drugs again

>>121171926
security is a clown/mime/chaplain tier role

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>>121172140
filenames?

>>121171926
Ask the barkeep to use the sprinkles to make you some Wake Up Call

>>121171926
I would have apologized a few times IC and after the round in OOC but I wouldn't have worried as much as you have.

Shit happens. You're there to protect him.

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>>121168234
Please draw my snowflake

>>121173489
Oh, you're still around?
I'd post that scandalous picture but, I'm not feeling it.

>>121173585
The inspection one?

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>>121171710
not the same drawfag but i wanted to draw some spessmen anyways

>>121173725
Anatomy appreciation week

>>121173792
Shh

>>121168234
I'm conflicted. On the one hand I want to request my spessman to be drawn, but on the other hand I have sworn to never mention my staticnames in thread (unless it's in response to someone who mentions me first) so people can't accuse me of shitposting about my own character.

>>121173489
fuck off conrad, you are a dumb nosy bitch and whenever you play i know you are going to be a pain in the ass

>>121174013
thats some serious metashitposting

>>121174048
Name one time

>>121173762
Fucking lovely, thanks!
Patrick's drink of choice is gin, though.

>>121174048
conrad is top tier!

>>121174107
>he doesn't drink half a bottle of gin in a mug

>>/c'mon/

>>121174187
Ty senpai

>>121174073
Nice metameta shitposting

>>121174013
i know this feel well, bro
at least i can rest easy in my own shitty drawings of my spessman

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>>121168234
Draw the most robust chef of all time!

>nexis saying that power rangers is fucking awesome
Come on nexis, I liked it as a kid too but that's being retarded.

>>121174631
*was

As a kid, it was great.

>>121174631
Why don't you talk shit in OOC instead of anonymously in the thread?

>>121174093
>>121174048
Exactly, you couldn't even name one time. Not only am I 100% clean in my records but I'm also the 5 times math challenge winner

>>121174587
Who?

>>121174796
Because I'm shy.

>>121174796
what a wasted opportunity to meme friend :^)

>>121174904
could you quickly draw x^3 * 5x * 7 for me? I don't care where the axis intersects, just pick whatever.

>>121168234
Draw a basket ball

>>121174587
>cukksona
kill yourself

>>121175095
Abby Clarke(?) She got shit and possibly banned for btfo'ing all antags and going full valid mode

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>>121175346
Here you go senpai, it's all yours

>>121175496
There's so many characters with black Hime Cut that it's hard to tell them apart anymore.

>>121175678
NO

it should have like 2 curves in it

fuck you
I have to check now
why did you do this thing?

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>>121175850
t. Google

>>121175678
>>121175850
disregard, I thought I added three vars.

good work champ

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>>121175346
Is using Graph cheating?

ss13 meetup when

you guys can come chill at my pad
dunno how we would avoid all the metagaming

>>121176349
>Hey bro, wheres the spare key?
>Hey can you open up your armory? I'm just borrowing.
>Which wire puts porn on the tv?
>HELP DORMS

>>121176349
only if I can ERP with you faggots
I can only hope yahir is indeed an ayyy

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>>121176906
Blowjobs confirm?
no homo

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>>121176671
reminder the admins are reddit memers