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Marie!
>>121078357
Will never ever win a Splatfest!
pls no more tentacle op
Cute squidboy hopes that if he goes limp and takes it without a peep his aggressor will get bored and release his death grip.
>>121078586
Cute!
I always miss the 4th shot and end up trading because of it. Every single time. The fuck are you doing hands
>spawncamping subhuman jap e-liters on Mall
I love Callie's huge, long tentacles!
I want to feel them as I hug her!
I want to see her let down her hair to show her tentacles are so long they touch the floor!
I want to do her hair for her!
I want to run my fingers on them!
I want to smell her conditioner off of them!
I want to hold them while we sleep next to each other!
I want to kiss them while I hug her from the back!
I want to delicately caress them while we make out!
I want her to wrap me up in them, nice and snug!
I want her to give me a tentacle job!
I want to watch my white cum drip down her black tentacles!
>>121080015
>Calliefags
>>121080015
All of this
>>121079961
>spawn camping on FH RM
how do I get good at aiming ?
Friendly reminder that this guy voiced both the boy and girl inklings.
http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/Yuki-Tsujii/
>accidentally throw splashwall onto the lower rig pathway in front of enemy spawn instead of in front of me
>jap eliter starts shooting at it anyway
>kill him while he shoots at nothing
>>121080752
Not many things have depressed me as much as this information.
How into blasters?
>>121081225
Jump at people and press ZR in their general direction.
>>121080752
I'd fuck him
>>121081220
just looked it up
the fuck
>still winning with a d/c on your team
>>121081220
I am learning so much.
>>121081220
>>121080190
what about them?
>>121081767
i almost dropped the ball when one guy snuck over to our side . _ . time to switch weapons
>>121082004
NO IT'S OKAY WE TOTALLY HAD IT
also>using emoticons in 4chin
>>121082195
>:0 don't! tell me! what to do~
>>121081220
Man I really wish they would release the Octobrush Nouveau already
>>121081967
They mix their pure and lewd with reckless abandon.
It's disgusting really.
>>121082195
better than meme biceps
WHO IS READY TO DESTROY OTHER GENERALS?
>>121083134
Like /ink/? Because you sure as hell are destroying this general with your shitposting
>>121083134
>>121083435
this
>>121083134
You bet your ass I am. No harm in a little fun now and then.
>>121083134
>>121083134
I mean we're already the best general on this board, right? Attacking other threads sounds like something a bad, insecure general would do.
>>121076287
how do you get your surfaces so perfectly smooth? there aren't even any indents or fingerprints.
>>121084082
Use your tentacles.
how does this image make you feel
>>121084434
confused
what is happening with her pelvic area
>>121084534
squid dont have bones
Anyone want to squad up? Join Link if you've already got me added, otherwise shoot me a friend request at DeeDunks.
>>121081220
>submitted by Frank Jaeger
>>121084714
im shit though
>>121084434
sad for this poor deformed woomy
>>121084835
we know
>>121084534
>>121084868
those aren't legs they'retentacles
>>121084835
Just try. I don't give a damn about rank or skill, I just want to play the game without worrying about rank. Shoot me an add.
>>121083134
Ready for the salty tears.
>>121084835
The least you could do is function as a body shield.
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>121085327
why is she blushing
it's cute as fuck
>>121084714
C'mon /ink/, I know it's early into the new thread but there's gotta be someone else out there looking to squad. I'm down to twin if we need too.NNID: DeeDunks, look for Link
>>121084434
please crush my testicles
>>121081220
>tfw you main the Octobrush with a woomy
reminder the deepest secret of yours marie wants to know is your PIN
Maybe it's just the rotation but Inkstrike is god tier in TC
>>121085573
i... suppose i'll give it a shot. i already have you added.
>>121085774
Man, if you're not going to properly typeset sound effects, just leave 'em.
>>121085863
Gonna make that twin squad real quick.
>>121085781
TC inkstrike is just a poor man's killer wail. now RM, that's where inkstrike really shines.
>>121085573
>>121085573
Alright, I'll join. Don't expect any high level play, though
>>121085953
And sz
>>121085851
>>121086027
only with heavy splatling, the other inkstrike weapons don't put out enough ink to take back a zone by themselves even with an inkstrike already on it.
>>121085875
what's it matter?
something you can read is better than something you can't.
>>121085573
I'll play, been a long day.
>>121085573
>full
>>121085851
>>121086057
That's pretty good taste picking such an obscure character, but still
>3d
>>121085875
There's only
1 Way
2 Say
Those 3 Words
And that's what I'll doGit Gud Scrub
>>121086442
talking to yourself can be a sign of schizophrenia, anon
>>121085953
I like that with Inkstrike you're able to use anywhere you're on the map. Sure you can do that with wail but it requires good positioning to fully take advantage of it.
Quad Squad up, look for Link. Definitely want you in here Tia, so join quick.
>>121086560
Holy fuck.
I'm a meme now.
>>121086795
>full
fuck
>>121087053
>thumbnail is a cat
>click and it loads a picture of your roll
uhh
Take a load of this faggot.
>>121087053
MOOOOOOOOT
>>121086795
i-i'm honored, aheh
>>121087320
We all know the only reason he tolerates shitters is because he's one himself, no need to call him out on it.
>that ending
>>121087346
Who?
>>121087053
What the hell is this black sorcery?
>>121087320
HE is BASED KNEEL DOWN to IAMUSORRY
>rollers get a nerf
>carbon roller still doesn't get changed to having multiple hits to splat someone
It makes no sense. Why is it fast and powerful.
Carbon should be fast but weak
Dynamos should be slow but strong
And the normal roller should be a mix of the two.
The gal should fire a little bit slower for the strength and range it has.
And I don't know what about the aerorg needs to be nerf but it has to be nerf
sex with marie sex with marie!
>>121083134
i also made this one
>>121087850
i like it
>>121087820
carbon roller got the same nerf as the other rollers anon. if you think the aeromeme needs nerfed you probably haven't played much ranked
>>121087820
Because it has to be in ass touching range to get a one hit kill. If you're getting one shot by carbons enough that you're seriously complaining about it, you are the problem, not the opponent.
>i don't like the aero but i don't know why
Literally just git gud.
>>121087850
I prefer this one but it needs some fixing
>/ink/ should be completely touching the circle or not touching it at all
>/ should either be touching the head of the squid completely or it shouldnt be touching at all
>ball and the movement lines look out of place, something should be done to fix this, maybe silhouette the ball
>>121087850
Soccer ball?
>>121088252
4chan cup is coming soon and /ink/ is on it
Who's squad am I about to join?
>>121087652
he was the department of energy guy in one of the sunken scrolls
>>121087320
you think that's a faggot? bitch please
THIS is a faggot
not even tim is this autistic with his rolls
we really shouldn't have lost that
>>121088558
no one's
>>121083134
I prefer this one over
>>121087850
>>121088641
I guess you're right,Bum_Nugglersquad is open if anybody else is also not already playing.
>>121088617
Squidboards would have a hoot with this guy.
anyone who talks shit about SORRY will have to deal with me, Penta
>>121088221
>you are the problem
Scrubroller detected
M-muh fast roller doesn't need more nerfs.
If it's not a problem then why are 90% of players on ranked using carbon roller
>>121088620
the constant suction bomb barrage squad?
>>121088969
-penta
>>121088860We need to go Carbon memeing again sometime soon.
>>121089130
right now nigga, it's literally the best stages for it
>>121089069
>90%
at least if you are going to use an asspull do it right
that number belongs to efags
Introducing... the new game mode!
>>121087320
>/ink/ unironically thinks this guy is one of the best players here
>>121088232
like this?
>>121089349
I like it.
>>121089323
no one thinks that but you are only saying it to start shit
why do you guys insist on this whole "b8" thing
>>121089349
much better
>>121089518
but /ink/ actually does think that
>>121089249Someone said I was a good carbon once. We should totes team up someday.
Octo butt
>>121089349
are my eyes just fucked or is the ball shaped funny
>>121089284
It's true though, carbon rollers fludd ranked.
>>121089249
I'm in after this match
>>121089069
>Scrubroller detected
Not even close. I have never had problems with carbons. Get good.
>90%
The fuck are you talking about? Is this some hip B- meta that doesn't matter, or are you just delusional?
>>121089249
Are you hosting? I've picked up carbon during Splatfest and fell in love
>>121089652
Why not right now? there's still two spots open.
>>121089658
there is no butt in that picture
>>121089591
According to...?
dream is fading
ggs link/jess/heisenberg
>>121089910
Well I would if I could, of course.Setting up a new computer right now.
>>121090360
Does that mean that there is a spot open?
Fuck it, I'm hosting a Private Lobby!
Carbon's and Deco's only, need at least 7 squids before it goes up.
Add DeeDunks and reply to this post if you're down to join!
>>121089959
but the butt isn't the best thing about octolings
>>121090567
ill join you im bored as hell
>>121090524
idk dude, it just kinda dissolved
CUTE SQUISHY OCTOLING BELLY
>>121090567
>>121090728
Shit, I was waiting for a spot to open
>>121090728
You were keked by bum.
>>121089069
lolwut, I see a ton more krakons than carbons
>>121090931
>kek
Excuse me 4chan, but c u c k is a very real concept around here.
>>121090728
>>121090838
>>121090728
Join my lobby then. Sorry for the abandonment Tia, that was my bad. With everyone in the lobby and you two, I think we'd only need one more person to make it happen.
It felt like I did really good that match, but my k/d was shit.
>>121091384
Nothing is coming up for me.
>>121091634
Opening it after this match.
this is the face that haunts my nightmares
squid butt
I don't feel like I'll ever know how to use this thing. Good memes, guys, but I've killed about an hour now so it's back to work for me.
>>121091384
oh, it's cool. i got busy getting my ass destroyed by teleporting rollers in solo ranked.
>>121092053
ggs
>>121092053
I love this picture thanks for posting it.
>>121091932
Alright, Carbon Meme Lobby is officially up! 3/8 so far, just myself, Walter and Rainy.
Currently have the first map set for Urchin Underpass on Tower Control to mimic the rotation, but I'd love to hear some suggestions!
Port Mackeral perhaps...
3/8 in Link's carbon roller lobby
join us brothers
>>121092053
GGs
2 spots open inBum_Nugglersquad, Carbon Roller is optional.
>>121092279
I'll play until rotation, too lazy to do anything important right now
>>121081225
piss disruptors everywhere and let your team do the killing part
Link here, didn't mean to start a battle guys, my bad lol
>1v3
link no
3/4 inheisen/bum/scarthsquad if anyone wants to join. Being whatever
>>121092629
I fucking love it, going Turf War next time so it lasts longer.
4/8 in Carbon lobby, hop in guys
>>121092868
Join us please this is actually pretty fun so far
>>121089318
>not splat tim's head
One fucking job.
>tfw you're rollscumming and you see the off brand triple you want right before it locks in on a shit roll
Rollscumming makes me more salty then any rank battle
>>121093015
deedunk I think
>>121093015
DeeDunks. I'll leav after this match to accept your request.
Holy shit guys that was great, I'm loving this 3 on 1
>>121081705
It's equivalent to someone making a video game about the Greek gods and putting a reference to the Metamorphosis in it. People are usually okay with sex in a historical context.
finally got to s+ for the first time and it feels nice
>1v4
fuck man
I will pick someone at random to join me every round until the lobby fills.
>>121093503
Grats anon. The farthest I've ever gone was S 55. Will you continue to S+99 or just stay there?
>>121082512
You and me both. I think it'll come before the end of the year judging from the rate they've been releasing weapons and by the amount of time that has lapsed since the original octobrush was released. We just need to hang on a little longer.
who let krakens be on the toweralso i played horribly, sorry guys
https://twitter.com/SplatoonNA/status/661335562452926465
loving every laugh
>bad guys about to win in overtime
>splat two of them
>jump on the tower
>it doesn't stop
>bad guys win
Rused by Frontier Net again
>>121094553
who
>>121094553
I don't know how to read twitter. Please explain.
Why isnt it all just deco
>>121094553
>Unofficial
>>121094147
I think i'm just going to stay at the nice s+ 30 and maybe start playing with everyone here
>>121094553
You don't need to inform us of every time you get into a mock Twitter spat with a Splatoon account, DKR boy.
>>121094871
so are the JP ones and the Europe ones legit or not?
did I just kek someone?
>>121095150
JP is official, NoE posts under their Nintendo of Europe account. US uses the tumblr.
>>121094853
Because deco is SHIT
>>121095243
AHHHH SHIT, FULL LOBBY
There we go boys, we've made it. Now that it's full, I'm thinking of polling for maps and modes. I think Rainmaker suits a Carbon Lobby well,. but what do you guys think?
>>121095150
Japan's is the only official one. NoA has the tumblr and NoE uses just the NoE and UK accounts.
>>121095150
splatoonjp and nintendoeurope are official
>>121092837
ggs guys
i sent fr's to two of you, but if your lists are already full i won't be offended if you have to decline.
>>121095345
jinxed it lol
where'd you go shabu
>>121095345
>full
7/8 join quick
>Mfw Euro get's the cool splatfest.
>Mfw I missed Na splatfest anyways.
Well I was rooting for pirate at lest.
>>121095243
who cares
>>121095472
ggs bum squad
>>121095338
I can leave if you want your spot back
>>121095780
It's cool, I just joined
>d/c
>>121095494
net is fucked
wanna join but already full...
2/4Bum_Nugglersquad
>>121095771
I like this image way more than I want to.
Fucking lol whoever ran into our base and just fell off the side
uh, did i take someone's spot?
we need one more player for SQUAD
>>121097220
lol, don't worry about it
Did you guys fill up?
...you guys are coming back right
>>121097375
no, the others started leaving so i did too
>comm error
I may have got to hype with the seekers
>>121097440
m-maybe best to start another squad then
Sorry
>>121097560
it's cool
>>121097380
internet is shitty now
don't know why!!
can't go to the lobby
As I hit Post to comment about how we'll never get a 4th, one shows up. Then as soon as I abort the post he grabs one of our mates and they both disappear.
I guess we're doomed to wait in the lobby forever.
>>121097737
can't even play squidjump while waiting for more squadmates, this is true hell
>>121097737
out of the people i saw, i only have scarth added. i can send requests to the others if that would make things easier?
I'm out.
>four kills
>>121097951
w-well uh, i sent out fr's... like i said in earlier post, i won't be upset if you decline.
>DC
>>121097951
Send a request toBum_Nugglerand I'll hop out to add you.
>>121098349
i sent one after squadding earlier, but i see you just accepted it c:
place your bets
>>121098541
quick super jump
>>121098541
what is defence up
>>121098541
Def up
>>121098541
recon
>>121098541
Perfect trips.
hey bumsquad, if we're waiting on a fourth, is it cool if my bf joins in?
>>121098950
>bf
>>121098597
>>121098632
>>121098660
>>121098685
>>121098745
:~)
>>121098541
Bomb range up after you finish scumming it
>>121098950
L O N D O N
>connection to the host has been lost
fuck we were winning!
wait what
RIP link lobby ;_;7
framerate was about to get so bad it disconnected me
ggs either way link squad
>room exploded
GGs Carbons
GG's to those who are leaving, but I put the lobby back up for anyone that wants to keep going, or engage in some of the earlier 1 v 3 shenanigans.
2/8 with Rainy, doesn't need to stay pure Carbon though.
>>121099125
:^)
>>121099125
>>121099151
...you know 20-25% of /ink/ are woomies, right?
>>121098950
As long as we have 4 players I don't care who joins.
>>121099646
So there's a 75% that anon is just gay?
>>121099646
>people still believe that poll
>>121098950
pls be in london
>>121099646
>implications
>>121099646
L O D N O N
>>121098950
M I I V E R S E
>>121098950
I N K O P O L I S
>>121101284
>>121101341
>>121101442
>samefagging this hard
>>121101442T E N N E S S E E
So any open lobbies??or should I make one?
>>121101504
:^)
How do you guys spend your snails?
Just hit 20, and I've just been maxing out slots on gear that I like, but how do I start going about going full tryhard and rerolling them into abilities? I know the brands influence the chances of certain abilities popping out, but how do you guys personally choose what abilities you want and what gear to use it on?
>>121101504
:^)
>>121101738
5/8 in Link lobby, could use another.
Meant to make this one a 1 vs 4, will do it on the next match.
>>121101845
git gud
Good games private lobby
BIG woomy TENTACLES
>download brand vectors from OP resources
>computer suddenly shuts down after error message
>password entry comes up twice for some reason
Did I fuck up?
>>121102169
The best kind
>>121102057
Please shitpost-kun, I just want to know how you choose your gear.
>>121102169
In glad someone else shares this passion
>>121102682
>tfw you will neverhuga woomy in a school swimsuit.
>>121102850
you will nevereat outa woomy'stentacle
callie is probably the memer of the squid sisters
we should make a 1v4 mode where the 4 have dynamos (but can't swing) and the 1 has Inkbrush
hey link let me destroy these guys with my splatling
>>121103279
the lone samurai
>>121103385
blue board, dumbass
>>121103443
Looks black to me, anon.
>>121103079
TENTACLINGUS
>>121103443
whoops sorry
GGs Link lobby.
>>121103302
Oh gladly my friend. Qhat map would you like to start with?
>>121103279
Oh we'll certainly do that. After Rainy get's his turn in the hot seat.
look what i foundhttp://exhentai.org/g/868729/7fdd778cab/http://exhentai.org/g/868212/b015043cc4/
>>121103719
anything works for me
>>121103781
Random it is then. Good luck hombre.
>>121103719
>>121103424
neat! if dynamos v. inkbrush doesn't sound fun, we could try snipers v inkbrush or something else, I just thought it sounded fun. If it's lame, then, well we wasted 3 mins, but at least we will know
>>121103734
>femdom
also isn't that pic the drawfag's woomy?
tentacles are for cute and not sexual.
>>121103963
That's not what my dick is telling me
>>121103781
Sorry in advance if you guys didn't want a turn in the hot seat.
>>121103385
post it again, i want to see. can't see the full image from the thumbnail
>>121103963
>tentacles not for sexual
>>121104293
>that head
ggs guys, loving this matchmaking
>>121104427
Yeah, it's a shame that the head is so deformed because the tentacles look so full and supple.
ggs rainy squad but I really need to take a break. been playing for so long now
ggs everyone my heart was poundin on that one
>we only win against scrub squads
>try to enter a private room
>not full
what is this sorcery
>>121104737
go /ink/
wew lad :^)
>>121104730
>>121104980
Can I join?
callie would make a great mommy
>>121105117
there were 2 spaces left, try.
Knock Knock Rainy, can I come in?
Why are you guys doing 4vs2?
>>121105440
for fun
>>121105440
It's better this way.
What kind of lobby is this?
>>121105248
This "callie would be a good mommy" guy is weirder than the "cumming on Callie's tentacles" guy for some reason to me desu
>>121105681
the best kind
>>121105248
>>121105681
a bring-your-own-memes lobby
Sorry for the delay, but after getting everything in order ,I present to you, /ink/ the official Roster/Music/logo poll for the /ink/ /vg/ league team!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ygcm1v4GlWYhVnwlZ-RNx6zr3Dy819292U08muuRr9E/viewform
>>121105878
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>121105739
>fat tentacles
>cute woomy
truly the perfect sistertoo bad I've already pledged allegiance to Marie
>>121105303
Try joining now.
>>121105440
It's more of a challenge for the 2 and a potential pubstomp for the 4. It's fun.
>the tower pushing me towards the killer wail
kek
nice coordinated wail
>>121105710
it's like you're implying that they're not the same person
>>121106107
they're not
>picked for 2 man team
Does anyone other than Rainy or Bum want to hit the hot seat? Figured I'd check real quick before assuming.
>>121106432
>you will never get picked for 2 man team
JUST INK MY SQUID UP
>>121106484
just pick two random people, it'll be fun
>>121105909
It's never too late to get back on the path of righteousness
In case you're using a garbage browser with a vendetta against MEGA or something, here's Splatune again.
http://www.sonixgvn.net/2015/10/splatoon-original-soundtrack-splatune.html
>>121105909
did you offer marie your soul in exchange for snails or what?because that sure didn't work out
>>121106790
>AᗺIHƧOT
inkling technology sure is strange
>tfw you splay so little ranked you don't even know the routes.
>>121105878
Nice!
I'm gonna regret spending all night playing videogames tomorrow morning, but these 2 man teams are too much fun
>bumnuggler teleporting and dying 3 seconds after being killed
pls
>>121107365Linkhere, I know. I've got work at 7 in the morning and there's no way I'm going in well rested at this point.
good lord it has been a while since i've heard that 1 minute left music
holy fuck, there is no worse shit than a laggy roller
gotta go guys it was fun
>>121108115
Night Rainy. I think I might start hosting lobbies more often now. This went way better tahn expected.
Hey, now that it's 1 v 4 again, how about that Inkbrush vs Dynamos idea? Let's give it a shot.
later, gotta shit :^)
good games guys, felt good to hold Link under 3% :^)
>>121108492
fuck that was my suggestion and I already backed out. well I hope it works out
I guess that's it then. Time for bed.
>>121108492
yeah lets give a shot tomorrow or other day
>>121108492
sounds fun, can't wait to try it next time
>>121108492
You know what, scratch that. I'm good. This is a nice point to end the lobby. Great games to all who participated,
I think I'll be hosting a lot more lobbies than squads at this point. Being able to jump between map and mode was great. Night all.
I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!
>>121108707
I am absolutely down. For some reason I have a better connection playing with just /ink/ than I do in squads or solo.
>>121108713
I want to release a week-worth of saved up cum inside a woomy's pretty pink tight pussy.
>>121108713
the only inkling i want to fuck is callie
>>121108886
Sweet. I look forward to seeing more of you in my lobbies hombre. In the mean time, rest well.
>>121107278
today I tried playing rainmaker seriously for what was pretty much the first time. Scouted as per an anon's suggestion but man did I get fucked up
>>121108995
Post the Marie one
>>121103734
cant open them, how to see them?
>decide to be a faggot and use an eliter while twin squadding
>other team has jap scoped eliter
>moray towers, of course
>he obliterates my ass no matter where i am
>i'm mad as FUK
>next match is on rig, and he's on our team
>he leaves a beakon for himself near his spot, and one for me near my spot
>can't be mad as FUK anymore cuz that was kinda nice of him
goodnight callie
Anybody up for a squad?
Yo ink, how many damage ups should i use for rapid blaster? I've been getting funk dirty in turf war before taking it to ranked. What's a good load out y'all think?
>>121103734
can you post them here?
https://pomf.cat/
Why is it always the shitters that squidbag? I've seen them do it even when their team is losing or even when I've splatted them multiple times.
>>121111965
The only times I've ever been squidbagged were during splatfest. Once was someone who was spawn camping us, and the other was a level 50 who seemed to think being good at turf was worth celebrating.
Basically shitters will be shitters.
>>121111597
>rapid blaster
Stack all damage ups.
would you ink/?
>>121111965
I squidbag constantly and I usually win
>>121111965
To hell with squidbagging - spinning in circles is how you piss someone off.
>>121113483
now THAT'S some advanced tech
>>121113145
Do you ever get splatted while doing it? I've caught a few people doing it. That shit has got to be humiliating.
>being the only splat charger among a sea of eliters
i will... i will persevere!
>>121113483
Have you done squid sucking? It's a very advanced technique from hank...
>>121114430
>not being the Bamboozler
Show those fucks how to ambush.
>>121114657
>Have you done squid sucking?
This sounds like something that we shouldnt post on a SFW board.
>>121114791
I believe the proper term is blowbang
>>121114682
yeah i got some sick strats
such as "squid on top of the crate"
>>121114657
...from Nintendome?
>>121114657
All the time. splatoon gives me quite the erection
>>121089323
I don't think he's the best player, but he's the best about taking in players under S and not being a faggot to them if they fuck up even slightly like every other assfuck here.
ok the first time i was hanging out on top of one of the inner crates, i was actually trying to figure out a way get within range of you guys without you seeing me first.
and then i remembered that ink doesn't stay on the tarp, and for the most part no one could get a direct shot at me if i just sat there in squid form.
so eventually i was just doing it for the luls... avoiding all ink, pooping out a bomb that splats someone once in a while... it was good
>>121115686
Until that guy ruined your funIf you go into another game of turf I'll follow
>>121115889
i'm waiting to join some friends right now
i think he would have eventually joined in. but then again, there's always that ONE no fun allowed squid.
>>121094992
Good call.. ive been between S and S+ too many times and it's no fun. I deranked again yesterday...
>2x ink recovery + 1x bomb range tentatek
holy shit this is so good. it's like suction bomb rush on demand with inkzooka and a not-shitty weapon on top of it. suction bombs get you 20 points at a time so you get inkzooka much faster too. why doesn't everyone run this instead of the 3x swim speed + 3x run speed meme build?
>>121117031
Because then you run into the problem of being completely centered around your sub weapon and if you can't use it, you're screwed.
>>121117430
ink recovery doesn't stop you from shooting out of your main weapon or stop it from being a 3 shot kill though???
>>121117871
My point was that in a situation where you're where, relative to you, there is no cover in your opponents way, ink recovery and bomb range aren't going to do anything. The mobility that Swim Speed is useful in 90% of situations (assuming you're capable of keeping map control above a B rank level), and runspeed in 100% of situations.
>dropping a suction bomb out of desperation while a kraken chases me
>this slows me down enough for the kraken to catch up
why do i dumb
>>121117871
but it doesn't protect the splattershot from defense up turning it into a 4 shot
what's the deal with octolings? are they playable? i haven't played in a few months after the dog-cat vote. was there a patch with new lore? although, i haven't finished the story mode
some people have no chill
>>121104730
sorry about the reticle
>those octoling boots
too bad i can't actually order them...
>>121118805Doesn't damage up have a cap?
what is she whispering?
>>121118615
no.
>>121118930
Yeah3 mains 9 subs
>2am
>maps aren't rotating
hasn't it been every 4 hours on this schedule since release? am I crazy?
Any squad rank mode > SZ and TC solo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RM solo
Thats right, Im fucking salty
>>121119623
daylight savings time, bruh
the maps still rotate every 4 hours, but now it's an hour earlier than we're used to
>>121119623
Daylight savings
>>121119623
Daylight Savings Time fucked up the rotation.
Anyone want to squad at this late hour?
>>121119672
>>121119679
thanks. that's going to mess with me super hard now.
>1
>1
>10
>1
>>121119893
s-sorry...
>>121119732
Well I'll put up a squad anyway
NNIDscarth23tell me if you add me
How do I gitgud?
>>121120127I just thought it was funny
>>121120193-scarth
>>121120342
oh, heh, my bad
i love this gun, but my aim is still so shaky with it
do you guys "save scum"?
>>121120436
who cares? post more inkling butt
>>121120193
3/4
>>121120564
tfw i sent a friend request awhile ago you never accepted
>>121120676ThatSo?
I accepted yesterday, check now. Sorry about the delay, my list is at cap
what do you guys think of I'll Show You? definitely a different sound coming from justin, compared to the other singles, but it's really not my kinda song
>>121121238
>>121121238
He definitely released the most powerful two singles first, the singles following are definitely going to be significantly more underwhelming, and we're seeing this with ill show you. Still though, of course he's going to keep having the opening sales of 200k+ because of these teeny boppers buying his shit. Meh
>connection has been lost
aw
well, i needed a snack anyway
>>121121492
I'm getting off
I-It's been fun
>mfw losing for 10/50 on splat fest and then winning the round anyway with a LAST SECOND SLAM DUNK
>>121121492Spacemanif that's you, good games
3/4 in Scarth/Nico/Heavyweaponika
NNIDscarth23tell me if you send request
is the standard rapid blaster the best one of the 3?
>>121121842
It's me bob, I didn't take off my camouflage.
>>121121581
it was a lot of fun! c:
feel free to join in anytimesometimes we have squidparties going on though, idk if that's your thing
>>121121943
>>121121842
Scratch that, going to just twin with nico for now sorry dude. Good games for the few that there were, might try to quadsquad agian in a bit
>>121121951
I willSome of your friends even sent me friend requests
>>121122107
some of the 8k guys?
>>121122407
Yeah
>>121121842
>>121122080
It's me,Spaceman.returning from dinner.
I'm ready for some more squadding now if you want to open it back up to a quad squad.
>>121121842
>Heavyweaponika
wait what, did someone steal my namethat i haven't actually played with in weeks
who will stop him
>>121122763
2spoopy
>>121122080
Ok
>>121122763
No my name, according to Google translate, isprincess mario
#SameShoeCrew
i kind of wish the hacker erased my save file so i can start over again -- mostly single player
>>121124391
You can do that yourself
Literally just delete the save data
Or just make a new NNID
I was under the impression the new update was supposed to have fewer S+ ranks in S ranked battles. From what I'm seeing there are still just as many as before, and they're still showing up on the opposing team just as much.
And I'm still losing the same amount of points from the inevitable loss.Perhaps I should probably just git fucking gud already.
>>121124429
yeah, i'm thinking of just deleting the file. i'm close to a B in multiplayer, but i've been playing non-ranked lately. single player is kind of boring
>>121122763
Sorry, I can't actually read so I was just guessing based on memory.
>>121123786
>>121122682
I'm up to squad now if you guys are keen, sorry about before
>>121124979
>Sorry, I can't actually read
scarth confirmed for illiterate
Post pictures of your squids.
>>121125385
>>121120193
2/4
Space you just wanna twin if we dont get more in say 5 mins?
>>121125385
bamboozler buddies
>>121125385
why doesn't the matchmaking work, why am I matched up with people 40 levels above me
>quadsquad in the early AMs
>>121125718
public holiday in japan
>>121125935
what pearl harbor reenactment day?
ahhh sorry guys... i probably shouldn't have brought the rm left... it just seemed the quickest way to get it away from our goal when they got really close
>>121126650
by left, i mean right. shit.
>>121124621
Why delete your save file? I don't see what you could gain
>>121126145
culture day
>>121126650
Dont worry about it, ive made worse mistakes before
REMOVE DYNAMOS
>>121127110
so I was right
that... trisquad...
>>121122917
>50
>A+ 25
>>121127464
nice observational skills ya got there, anon. are there any other trivial things that you notice?
>>121127745
>unironically being below S as 50
how bad can you be
>>121126757
so i can "start over" in a sense
>>121127872
it's... it's right there in front of you, anon. you just pointed it out. A+ 25. that's how bad.
>>121127929
that's dumb
>>121127989
anon pls
>>121128242
pls wot
1 more for me guys then I gotta go to bed
I apologize in advance if I kill the squad
>>121127464
>>121127745
>>121127872
>>121127989
>>121128242
>>121128301
you're both fags would you kindly frick off??!!
>>121128321
Alright, ggs and goodnight
3/4 Rezizard/Spaceman/Tia
>>121128554
but that rude anon started it...
>>121128608
Meke that 2/4 I need to go pick up my sister from school
>>121125465
i can join in if you're still squadding
>>121128608
yeah i'm out... there's only 15 minutes left of this rotation anyway. ggs guys. thanks for letting me stumble around and shoot at things with you.
>>121128608
>>121128652
>>121128780
>right as i try to join in everyone's leaving
goddamnit
anyone gonna be around for next rotation?
>>121128851
i should be back quite fast if my imouto doesnt want me to cook dinner
>>121128851
i probably will be for a little while. but i was just gonna level some gear in turf war and go to bed after that.
>>121128851
Yeah, I've got a few left in me. I'll start one up after the rotation. NNID spacetravelagent
>>121128895
Added just in case.
>>121128634
>rude
>>121128959
already got you added
just hope i don't do too shit thistime
lol i'm wearing the gear i was planning on leveling, and i don't use scoped that often. hopefully i don't goof up too much.
Squad is up for anyone who wants in. NNID is spacetravelagent
Just need one more to start.
>Splat Zones on Mall
This should be a treat, bring that E-Litre repellent.
>>121101845
Nobody's answered this?
You've gotta savescum, anon. One brand-influence triple should cost you no more than 4 snails for the slots and rolls. If you don't you could end up wasting everything on one or two pieces.
Secondly, you just pick the abilities you want, then look up gear lists that have the brand and main ability that fits. Choose what you want from there. Here's a full list:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mE97vf8FxdfvR6pt7tFvYXkYGSZGg4AsrTI_2veUlbs/htmlview?usp=sharing&sle=true#
Pic related is the brand influence chart. the 5x chance column shows which ability is favored for each brand (higher chance to roll that ability), and the 1/2x column shows the ability that's rare for that brand.
Probably won't see this but eh.
>>121129627
hopefully my recent burst with the nzap will prove useful
yesterday i was tearing shit up in splatzones ranked with it at kelp and skatepark, wonder how i'll do this time
>>121129627
it's gonna take a while to get a fourth isn't it
>>121129870
sorry guys, i'm gonna duck out.
>>121129870
I'd suggest a tri squad right about now, but those always end in disaster. And both of your ranks look a little fragile at the moment.
Lemme just check if I've received any requests.;_;
>>121130050
if i cared about rank i'd get to S before squadding
we can always twin
>>121128164
dude, don't be a nigger
>any time i start fighting one of the chargers get LOLDYNAMO'd
it's like they specifically wait for people to get close to the chargers before popping out half the match
i can't get over how cute and pink my woomy is. help me
>double gold dynamo
>no matter where i go they're right fucking there with perfectly timed swings ready to splat
space i'm honestly starting to not want to play
All those Inkstrikes, all those Splat Bombs, all those fucking tidals waves of Dynamo ink.
I don't think I've ever had to play such a cancerous, rage inducing match of this game.
>>121130572
>two enemy krakens on the pillar trying to sandwich me
>>121130789
welcome to post-patch dynamo. now it just plays like a normal boring roller with an extra two feet of range.
>>121131745
>>121131767
>losing to a neutered version of a worse variant of a weapon that was never all that great in the first place
>so close to comeback
fuck
the more i play splatzones the more i hate the neo luna i swear to god
I'm gonna call it quits there, Jalen. All these frame rate dropping Bomb Rushes and Defense Up Splattershots are really cramping my style.
We had a decent amount of wins though, until next time.
what's the best gear setup for the neo luna?
>>121133139
oh well, ggs at least
damn close to A+ now at least so i might just solo rank some
>>121133163
damage up and bomb range
>>121133209
why damage up on a blaster?
>>121133243
>>121133209
damage up is pointless on blasters now that the blast wave can't do 100+ damage anymore. you only need 1 at most, and that's just to get around defense stackers. luna especially doesn't need it since the explosion is so huge and hard to hit off-center with.
>>121133139
btw how did i do with nzap?
Any squads up?
>>121133393
Not too shabby at all, consistently placed top 2 on our team from what I saw. Seems to be a gun that really shines on confined maps like these where you can get the chance to facehug your opponent.
And contrary to what I said earlier, the Mall turned out to be the much more enjoyably to play on than the Skatepark this time around. Didn't see many E-Litres at all.
>>121133328
so I guess like, bomb range and special saver with maybe cold blooded or ink resistance would be good?
>>121112970
needs more big claws and a big shoulder eyeball
>>121133931
>stage 4 and 5 callie
DEEUGH
>>121122917
Your Woomy is a qt.
happy late halloween
>finally managed to get back into A+
i'm slowly crawling my way back into S
this gun has no right being this fun, i actually feel like i can do things in splat zones for once
callie and marie are cute! cute!
>>121133328
Damage Up still allows the explosion to 1HKO enemies who aren't at full health.
Warms my heart to see new squibs. I wonder if there'll be a noticeable uptick at Christmas.
i want to raise children with callie
>>121133931
>birkin callie
>tyrant marie
hmmmmmmmm
Looking at the lobby I see a lot more Ghosts than Zombies.
I want to stick with Callie, but I'm not so sure this time. What do?
buh
>>121134718
There is never an instance where a Woomy isn't a qt. They're consistently flawless creatures.
>>121140059
One day!
Is the stock Splattershot an acceptable weapon? Or is it just the Tentatek that's a filthy meme gun?
>>121140334
Nah its pretty good. Bomb rush really helps with turfing but burst bombs by themselves are a pretty solid subweapon.
>>121140236
Do Squibs count as Woomy's? They're pretty gross.
>>121109717
>>other team has jap scoped eliter
>>moray towers, of course
>>he obliterates my ass no matter where i am
>>i'm mad as FUK
This happened to me in turf wars earlier while i was using Splattershot. The guy made the match practically unwinnable. He seemed like a god. Then i faced him in the other stage that was in rotation. Pushed his shit in. Seriously, fuck moray towers in turf wars.
>>121142001
>gross
Shit taste asshole.
>>121140334
It's more aggressive than Tentatek. I use it for splatfests.
>>121141707
>>121142535
But is it a meme?
>>121142556
Why do you care
>>121142556
Every gun is a meme. All players are shitters. Yours is the only stable Internet connection.
DOES NOBODY IN THIS GODDAMN GAME KNOW THAT PUSHING THE TOWER IS NEEDED TO WIN
>>121142601
Because memes make everything worse.
Has /ink/ ever experimented with doing a Seeker-only Rainmaker meme lobby?
Marie!
is the 52 gal good ?
it looks really cool.
Are short-range blasters still good? I noticed a decline of people using them & an increase in Rapid Blasters. I could be mistaken though.
>>121143504
Incessant crutch weapon that is grossly overpowered to the point of anybody that so much acknowledges purchasing it is exempt from being recognized as anything but a piece of shit.
>>121143504
Yes.
>>121143754
I keep losing to them on mall all the time.
>>121143798
weird I never saw anybody use it so I thought it's bad.
>>121143956
>I keep losing to them on mall all the time.
What weapon do you use?
>>121143106
We did Carbon only earlier today
Oh my goodness. Why does every cream themselves in turf war over the AeroRG when the fucking Nzap with sprinkler and inkstrike exists
>>121118930
Yes. All stackable abilities cap at 3 main and 9 sub [in other words 'no']. Get with the times. Someone on squidboards found out the previous findings were false.
>>121144990
Because the one with Echo is far better?
>>121119201
"Hey Marie. Look at the loser at the window!"
"Just act natural and fake being nice. They won't know!"
"Hi!" *waves at player*
>>121144990
nzap is new meme
anyone wants to squad?
still haven't played in a long time
NNID: Konloeyletsplay
>>121146036
Probably can't afford to in that case. Struggling to keep out of B+ as is.
>>121146081
What is the name of this happy crying bicep meme?
>>121146219
t. A-
Nigger just ride on the tower haha!
M-MUH KDA!
I love how they buffed the E-Liter so it can shoot around corners.
>>121143504
.52 Gal is a good weapon, but not as good as the .96 Gal Deco. You need to stack damage up to counter Defense meta players since the only saving grace of the .52 is its 2 shot kill (the moment that you have to 3 shot someone to kill them is the moment that you either will die or they will get away).
Also, you don't have a panic button as a special like the .96 Deco does, meaning that you won't be able to panic Kraken once people start pressuring you. Keep all these things in mind and have fun using the .52.You should really consider using the .96 Deco master race instead.
>>121145554
>not mate.png
>>121146619
There's a matter of courtesy involved in this line of work; and that starts with never using any weapon that has numbers in its name.
>>121146958
bamboozled
>>121146958
nozzlenoses & bamboozlers are ok
Sakaguchi: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUN? GIVING THE TENTATEK A 3 SHOT KILL!
Amano: YOOOOOO, LET'S DO IT!
And that day, cancer was born.
>>121147228
A lot of weapons kill just as fast if i'm not mistaken
>>121147228
>can kill before a dynamo can finish it's swing
>doesn't matter anyway cos lag makes the dynamo splat you too
>>121147228
How about a weapon that kills in one shot while beyond the range of any other?
Or a weapon that kills in one shot while touching dicks with your target?
I saw him lagging over there but didn't expect him to be shooting at me since he was looking the other direction. Mistakes made, lessons learned.
>>121143754
Neo Luna is the best Blaster, Custom Range and Rapid Pro are good too.
>get hit by burst bomb
>was nowhere near a direct so not bothered
>get hit again
>splatted
HOW
Always expect damage up
Ugh, the Carbon Roller makes such a meaty thwack sound when you have earphones in.
It sounds like punching a bag of wet meat.
>>121148874
Wait, how do play this game with earphones?
>>121144369
On mall it's Tentatek, N-ZAP, or Krak-On.
>>121149228
There's a port on top of the controller. I play with no sound coming out of the television.
>>121148752
What a clownsuit.
>>121117871
Anyone got the squid version of this?
>>121147701
Kneepad and elbowpad update when
>>121149408
Holy shit, this game sounds amazing. Kudos anon.
>>121148752
I think sitting in enemy ink for more than two seconds drops you to 50 health.
>>121150491
I was on a grate on depot walking to the area below their spawn.
>>121150083
Everyone should try playing with headphones, the spatial perception is ridiculous. You can hear people squidding behind walls.
>>121148752
>>121150570
Two direct burst bomb hits can kill, even w/out damage up.
a-ny squads with space for a shitter
>>121150750
First was nowhere near a direct unless latency. My screen wasn't even at the halfway "bloody" point.
>>121150818
Want to squad with me?nnid carrotze
>>121150614
But then how do i listen to teammates on discord/skype?
>>121148752
I really hope Nintendo finds it in their hearts to add more Damage Up gear, especially shoes and hats, in a new update. The two pairs of Damage shoes match fuck all.
>>121087320
What a terrible build.
Hosting again!
Any rank/weapon welcome.
NNID IAMUSORRY
I m a horrible shitter
But atleast I am not IAMU
>>121151498
Run a line in to your computer from the gamepad instead. That's what I do to listen to podcasts during splatfest.
>>121151698
source on that webm?
>>121151498
You dont? It's up to you.
>>121152046
wow rude
>>121152046
rude desu
>>121152117
what's with the scar on all the octoweapons and octavio?
>>121152117
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27189390
>>121152046
Where the fuck did that come from
>>121151698
3/4 right now
>>121152397
Nothing personal man
youre just shit
>>121152107
That's genius!
>>121152470
man this meme is already stale
>>121151698
>Any rank/weapon welcome.
I will forever love you for this. I can't play right now. Maybe after I get home if you guys are still playing/have space.
>>121152107
How do i do this
>>121152575
>I-It's a meme!!
>That will show him!
well I guess you help the squibs get a bit better
FUCK WRONG WEAPON WHY DID I READY
>>121152652
>Not liking memes
Enjoy your ban
>people shitting on SORRY
Even the nicest people here get shitted on? Fuck off.
>>121152046
The fuck is wrong you!? IT IS ME THAT'S THE HORRIBLE SHITTER!!! Fucking fag.
>>121152814
It's the town retard trying to start up shit again.
>>121153039
nah its not just me
iamu is just a savescumming shitter
>>121153136
His gear isn't even perfect and not even S+
>>121153207
That's just because he is concealing his saveshitting
Stop being mean to sorry
>>121152646
You'll need a 3.5 mm male to male audio cable to go from the controller output to a line-in on your computer. Should cost a few bucks.
The potentially painful bit is getting the line-in to play through your computer's headphone jack combined with anything else playing. You'll have to google that for your particular OS / soundcard combination.
>>121153381
What if I use a USB headset
>>121152814
>>121153343
Kinda cool to see somebody become well known here for good, non-memetic reasons.
25 kills in the first game of the day, 23 deaths in the next one. Not even mad.
Also what the fuck is going on right now?
>>121153650
i love u man
>>121153136
Your lost made my day.
>>121153753
I meant just. I swear I hate auto correct of my phone
I want to set Callie's home on fire!
meme towers rotates out in 30 minutes or so right
>>121154060
Arson with Callie!
>>121154060
I shall defend her with my life!
>>121154385
I want to console Callie as she watches her house burn down!
>>121143387
>There will never be any good squid feet art
Why bother breathing?
>>121154060
There's at least a 4 in 5 chance she and Marie are flatmates.
In which case you furthermore just rendered dozens of unrelated Squids homeless, congratulations.
>>121154629
That's because Inkling feet look disgusting by default.
I want to set Callie's house on fire. Then rush into the house and save her. That will cause her to fall in love with me. We will get married and spend the rest of our life together. Finally on my death bead I'll tell her I was the one that set the fire so I could save her. She'll whisper in my ear "I know"
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
The End
>>121154919
Those are game models. The OFFICE art of the inkling girl watching tv has normal feet.
>>121155049
Official.Goddamn how did that change?
>>121154964
You broke into a flurry of censored curse words before dying?
>>121149408
>got game last week
>no TV
>use monitor with dvi and no speakers
>think sound won't be streamed to gamepad so I play with no sound
>see this
>realize I could've used headphones all along
What have I missed out on
>>121154629
Some anon made that a few months ago.
The chromatic effect kinda gives me a headache tho.
>>121154385
There is seriously not enough art of Callie being sad. It's always either happy or saucy or or malicious.
>two kills
>>121155316
Cute squid girls saying cute things into your ear
>>121152360
There's a theory floating around that it's actually Octavio piloting all of the Octoweapons. The vulnerable spot that you have to shoot is his scarred tentacle.That's not a badass crossed-arms pose during the final battle. He's holding his sore tentacle.
I only want her to be happy
>>121153889
>using auto correct in the first place
Time to switch weapons holy shit
I HATE ELITER TOWERS
>>121155779
She's a former war vet; she's got a lot to be happy about.
>>121155684
I want tacos to hold my sore tentacle.
>>121155328
I feel like I need 3D glasses to look at this image
>>121156038
I want to charge into battle and destroy Octolings with Callie!
>>121153519
Same deal, it's just a matter of setting it up so the line-in gets sent to whatever output you want. I had to download an app, Realtek has their own proprietary thing, but it's usually just a case of fucking around with the settings until it works.
That guy has Neon Greens with Special Charge up. Had to order them
>>121156038
I desperately need art of Callie, or even Marie, waking up in the night with post-turf warfare PTSD.
>>121156632
Thanks anon. Buying a 3.5mm male to male now.
Towers TC is such a bad combination. The maps and mode are fine, it's just that them together doesn't make it any fun. You can't even hit anything from the ramps.
>>121155684
>octavio piloting all the octoweapons
>they all burst into treats when defeated, enough to murder whatever's inside
i don't buy it
Any open squads?
>tfw inked path to goal for rainmaker
Holy shit what a win
>>121156579
Are the squid sisters extremely racist towards Octopus?
>>121158624
having a war veteran as a grandpa will impart certain ways of thinking onto you
>no octolings
>rehashed weapons
>no new clothes
dead game
>>121158624
Only offstage.
They fucking hate Tacos. Need to build a wall to keep them away.
>>121158976
Yup, that's an image, alright.
I feel like I always do well on the first few matches and go full retard after that
>>121158908
Well they murdered the Octopi themselves, as they tried to kill them in return. They'd probably have made their own minds up.
Then they somehow found their way back into the music industry.
>fucking shitters with splatshots blocking my splatling
YOU FUCKING RETARD NIGGER I HAVE WAY MORE RANGE FUCKER
>>121159579
Since when have Splatlings been unable to step sideways?
>>121159579
>he doesnt strafe
do you even splatling
>>121159579
>>121159691
Gonna test Tenacity with Special Savers instead of Pure Special Saver hat since I don't have a SCU hat with SS
>>121160928
only works if you know you're going to be outnumbered often but it's so damn satisfying to see that meter fill up so quickly while doing nothing
I want toMarie!Callie'sMarie!
>>121161490
You'll find a way.
>ywn be 'punished' for failing her with the Splatfests
>>121161438
It was fucking shit this round.
>>121161490
I keep forgetting what incredible beautiful things breasts are.
I wish Sloshers could scoop up ink off the ground at the cost of slower firing speed when out of inkor I could git gud but thats work
SORRY here, GGs squad, we crushed them. Some of those rounds were insane.
Also, Sailor V/Moon how far from S?
>>121161785
This doujin was fucking awful, ignoring how terrible the art was, it sounds like it was written by a 14 year old furry who had just discovered porn. Not only that but it's not proper femdom, it's more like the switch type.
>3 order limit
Spyke why
I'm tempted to break out of second card and make a new save just to see if an order gets 2 slots on one of them
>>121161785
Marie looks like a ragdoll with button eyes.
>>121156632
will virtual audio cable be able to do the trick?
>>121161969
Titties!
>>121162182
>more order slots wasn't a reward for levelling up
>>121162395
Looks like it, yeah.
>>121162975
the face pisses me off
>>121163505
It's the fucking cheeks
>>121162975
Boobs!
>>121162182
Damn, is my inkling ok? Looks like its dying of exhaustion.
How many times have you tried ordering that hat by the way?
>>121163612
Great unstoppable spheres of destruction!
>>121163987
Not too many. My orders are usually always full when he squad
>>121163987
Well the Inklings don't seem to have beds, or homes. They sort of just stand around and wait in the streets all day.
Splatoon 2 will be an Animal Crossing hybrid, so you can expand their lives then.
>inkbrush nouveau
>An inkbrush with a different sub and special set up. Fight on your own terms using the sub to distract your opponent so you can get in close where this weapon shines
>sub is ink mine
?
Nami
>>121164953
>Splatoon 2 will be an Animal Crossing hybrid
source?
>>121165239
>999999 on crutch-on
>still only S
>>121164953
>don't have homes
beginning of the game shows the inkling leaving their room
>>121165278
My dreams
But hey, if it's gonna be on the NX they'll need some kind of expansion.
>>121165239
>ordered those shades at least 3 times
>saw one with 3x swim speed in my plaza the other day
>already know spyke won't get it for me
>>121165382
Not to mention all that special charge up. Talk about "git gud".
>>121165752
spyke hasn't delivered in like 2 weeks for me and I'm just sitting here dumbfounded, wondering why I even boot up the console to check
Hey /ink/, who's up for a little private lobby action? I just need 4 other squids to try out a makeshift gamemode that someone suggested in yesterday's lobby.
It's tentatively titled 'Lone Samurai'. 1 player uses a brush of their choosing on a random Turf War map, and squares off against 4 dynamos. Now the win condition I've come up with is simply total kills on each side. It should be pretty clear who won by the end of the match though. Of course, we can always go the more traditional route and divvy up normally, or try some more 2 vs 4 action.
Either way, reply to this post if you're interested. My NNID isDeeDunksfor those who haven't got me already.
>>121167078That reminds me of a game somebody suggested during the summer. I think it was called fox and hounds. Basically a team of rollers/dynamo/? attempt to corner the ink brush user.
>winning a 3v4 match of Rainmaker on Port
Should I keep this for TC super jumping fun or just roll for quick respawn?
>>121167781
Go for pure quick respawn, there's already a shirt with that ability combo
>>121167781
Super Jumping on the fly is really helpful.
>>121167078
I'll try it out with you
>>121167634
I almost lost a 4v3 yesterday on RM on the apartment map. Their krak-on user went berserk through the whole match, especially after we almost dunked the fish. I saw that fucker super jump to base while in kraken form to avoid getting splatted by me after it runs out. They lost cause of their missing player, but I'm sure they would have won if that guy didn't get a cum error.
>>121167856
I forgot about that shirt even though I used to wear it for a while.
>>121167078
I'm up for it. Already added.
>>121167781
Go for pure quick respawn. Their's a sweater with that combo already.
i wanna cum on a woomys panties
>>121167078
Hell yes. Can the dynamos swing?
>>121167781
There's a quick respawn shirt with quick superjump brand already, reroll it for 4x respawn
>>121168445
>implying they are ever wearing any
>>121168445
why not just cum in a woomy
>>121168542
>>121168258
>>121168098
Dynamo's can totally swing. Just need 1 squid more before we get started.
>>121168745
because that's child abusebut seriously who cares
>>121165235
I honestly don't know what they were thinking when they gave the Nouveau its kit.
Which sub is a distraction? Sprinkler? Beakon?
>>121168960
>Give an inkbrush the worst sub
>Give it a bubbler which gets pushed back out of their range
Why would anyone use this thing
>>121169232
Memes
>>121168784
Screw it, starting the lobby now. Anyone else who shows up, shows up.
Any drawfags present?
>>121169719
>352 yeahs
>>121169719
>a shoe with shoes
>dc
Sorry
>>121169963
>>121165235
Does the new octobrush come with burst bombs? Cause paintbrushes suffer in some maps due to being limited in movement.
Jesus Christ nothing but losses today
Somebody save meRockenberg is best fashionHow do I take screenshots
>>121170497
it has splat bombs
>dc again
My Wii U's WiFi card must be shot or some shit
We're not going to switch around who the Brush is?
Didnt play Splatoon much at release,but im really getting into it lately and got two questions about Spyke.
If you order a 1-star item that has two added extra slots, will I recieve the extra slots or just the standard item?
Can Spyke actually fetch you the exact item you ordered, with all the right sub abilities?
I don't want to be the Samurai anymore.
>that lag
I think I'm going to stop after this round to restart my modem
>>121171132
>Wii U's WiFi card must be shot
It is because all of them are from the factory.
Wired connection is required because Nintendo apparently got their wifi cards from the lowest bidder.
>>121171132
I'm about to rank down from DC'ing so much. haven't finished a single ranked game today
fuck you, wii u
>>121171362
1. you will receive whatever the fuck spyke's mood tells him to. which may be the additional slots or nothing at all
2. yes, except italmostnever happens
>>121170754
It's like they hate paintbrushes.
Spacemanhere. Can I go samurai next? I've gotta leave for work in a few.
>>121169232
I guess you're supposed to run around while everyone else is fighting, ink the opponent's base, put a mine somewhere tricky, then give your teammates Bubbler when they make a push.
Shame that Ink Mine is awful, Bubbler is mildly helpful at best in solo queue, and almost any other weapon can do what it does without being forced into a single role.
The Ocotbrush is a direct upgrade.
>>121171850
Wow, didnt expect it to be so random.
Thanks for the answer!
>>121165235
You're supposed to put a mine where all the fighting tends to go on in a map in order to trap them. Places where people tend to shoot from a safe distance and whatnot so you can force people to also move back or prevent them from making a push. You're in and out type of weapon when using the brush. Bubbler is meant to be shared to teammates rather than for individual fights so that your teammates can help you more by providing turf in order for you to go in much easier. You can do this very easily than the other weapons with bubble by you leading them a trail into the other team's side or breaking their defense backed up by a teammate or two then popping your bubble right before engaging with them.
>A- 30
>play 15 games
>A- 30
>rainmaker
>nobody bothers picking up the rainmaker except for the enemy team
with each passing day, online gets more and more fucking laggy holy fuck.
Fucking kikes fix this shit.
Link here, I apologize for handling the lobby poorly. I don't have access to /ink/ while I'm squadding or hosting sometimes, so I'm sorry I missed the messages in this thread.
I'll definitely do better next time. Thanks for splatting with me regardless guys.
for the .96 Deco, is Cold-Blooded or Ink Resistance usually better?
>>121173441
Shit, has the lobby disbanded?
>>121173539
cold blooded
>>121172043
I think splat bombs are a great sub. it will give the octobrush a lot more combat options than the beakons do at least
Someone should get a ranked private lobby going. Just saying...
>>121174762
whats the special, inkstrike?
>>121175235
I concur
>>121175981
inkzooka
>>121175235
>>121176049
Quad Squad? We'd need one more.
>>121169719
i'm here
>>121176563
you up for a request?
>>121176769
sure man, what do you want?
>>121173539
12 defense up apparently
>>121177282
Can you please draw Marie wearing a thick jumper that's way too big for her, but she looks really warm and cosy in it?
It's starting to get really cold here
Thatforbiddenlooks terrifying by the way
How do I download nice, high-res screenies like you folks?
>>121177953
delete system 32 xD
>>121177891
Seconding this
>>121177891
ok why not instead of shitposting I could second this
>>121177953
Open the Wii U's internet browser, go to imgur or any image hosting service, tap upload. The Wii U will take a screenshot of what was being shown on the television when you pressed the Home button and upload it to the website.
>>121179346
Ah, very nice. Thanks a bunch!