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>What is Heroes of the Storm?
An Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides developed by Blizzard Entertainment.

>What makes Heroes of the Storm different from other already known and popular MOBAs?
Matches last 15-25 minutes, Item system replaced with Talents, focus on objectives and team fights.

>where do I find you meme-loving faggots
/join /vg/

>What hero should I buy?
Find the ones you enjoy playing and buy those. Don't buy cheap heroes just to get into Hero League, it's not worth rushing into.

>FAQ | Tips & Tricks - Check before posting questions.
http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips

>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/

Free Hero Rotation: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/free-hero-rotation

Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default

Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesnexus.com/talent-calculator

Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/HotSG

Old Thread: >>120889995
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third for rehgar
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Third for shit talents
Feral Heart
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third for abandoned snowmen
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top 10 for brightwing
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>>121056089
>>121056135
>>121056154

nic3
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nth for more reasons on who gets my 7000 coins.

Reghar or Uther
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Where the FUCK is Maiev????
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>>121056284
Zeratul skin coming soon, friend
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>>121056236
I'll touch your penis if you don't get Uther
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>>121056236
Uther
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>>121056236
FOR THE HORDE
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>>121056427
>>121056468
Welp 2 vs 2 so far.
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nth for Memes
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15th for Durotan or Doomhammer next summer.
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>>121056236
Rehgar
>great TEAM work skills
>fantastic SYNERGY
>wonderful STRATEGY
If you're planning on qming with him, please do not even bother

Uther
>mad stuns
>mad heals
>killing him only makes his dick harder
>not very squishy anyways
If they focus you, they lose
If they don't focus you, they lose
Braindead hero even if you can't land his ult right
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Li Li is so fun and cute. I want to her in the butt!
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>>121056578
Proper Uther has 8 buttons. I got him and found that it was a bit too draining.

I play Rehgar, he's fun and relatively easy for a support, though he's not in a great place right now.
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>>121056939
>Uther
>Braindead hero
Then you aren't playing him right, he's a play maker and there is a reason he is so strong but has a low winrate, because he requires a lot more game competence than people like you think.
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>>121056939
>>121057021
Now those are reasonable answers.

So should I just get both and play according to the team I have?
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>>121056236
>Rehgar.
Shit hero.

>Uther.
Best Support.
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Why is Tyrande the most fun to play?
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>>121057348
>tfw when grab all 3 prescience talents on Tass
>and a force wall
Deal 0 damage
Become the worst nuisance imaginable
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>>121057348
Because she's not.
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>>121057219
There is no reason not to get both.
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>>121057348
Thick purple ass
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>get 7k
>oh man I should get another support
>tyrande free next week so nah
>rehgar fun but i suck with him
>uther good
>oh man i should get brightwing she's fun!
>buy
>get absolutely mopped

why the hell didnt i buy uther
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>HL qualifiers worse than QM because instead of random picks being matched for some semblance of balance, you get 4 nigs picking their hipster lpw tier hero who all want to be lone wolf

Kill me now.

>Novas in every comp every time
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>>121057348

She is the most versatile hero and one of the few characters that has multiple viable builds from a decent healer to assassin level damage. Plus owl kills are the most rewarding, no one is really as good.
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>>121057879
>play HL
>lose against nova because azmo keeps over extending and artanus can't properly target nazeebo

errytime
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>>121057845
I have a friend just like you. Expects to mop the floor with whatever he picks no matter how little experience he has with the hero or the team compositions.

It's shit grouping with him.
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How the fuck are ranked points calculated? All I get them in terms of 100.
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>>121057980
Zeratul and Illidan free weeks are pretty bad. It would be worse if it was like aba and tlv
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>>121057980
>Zeratul
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>>121057980
fuck, at least this week made up for the sylvanas spam with leoric, im already like level 6 with azmo
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>>121057980
>hellbent

hehe I get it, because Diablo's the devil, right?
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hey guys if uther is so good then why have I never seen a single digit rank most played uther post in these threads?

rehgar: 1 uther: 0
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>>121058083
>tlv
Do they ever go on rotation?
I can't imagine how horrible a free TLV week would be.
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>>121058293
the week the game left beta they were free. It wasn't actually that bad, somehow
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>>121057980
RIP Tyrande's win rate

never4get
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I'm bored /lili/, tell me who to play and level up
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>>121058071
The worst thing about it is that I usually make good calls with my buys based on the free weeks, this is the first where shit flipped upside down
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>>121058223
shit tier 50-10
okay tier 9-2
decent tier 1
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>>121058398
Tychus, level 5. NOW.
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>>121058398
tee-ron-duh
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>>121058293
I remember it once, it was like in the summer maybe July?
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>>121058493
Shore thang, Armchair General
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>>121058398
Chen to ten
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>>121058487
>not: shit tier 50-5; bearable tier 4-2; okay-ish tier 1

bronzie confirmed
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>>121058398
play te ran da
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>>121058398
Nazeebo, since you bought him and haven't played him yet.
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>>121058223
>4 wins.

I have 7 with Uther. Your move.
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>>121058398
Level Tyrande. But I mean you have a lot of level 1s at least get those guys to 5
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>>121058664
I'm rank 9.

YOUR move.
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>>121058636
I tried to be nice anon, even most rank 1 are shit compared to me
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>>121058785
and you are shit compared to me
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>>121058223
You don't see decent Uther players until you get into the higher MMR of rank 1. He's a great support but shitters can't play him.
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>>121058837
post your mmr if you're so confident about that
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>>121058925
you go first Mr. "Rank 1 is full of shitters" Shitter.
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Who should i get i have 10k gold available
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>>121059325
valla
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>>121059027
Right now I'm sitting on 4,2k MMR
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>>121059325
Leoric
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>>121059437
>>121059468
Have them both already
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>>121059440
same, but mines better than yours by 10 points. so, ummm, get owned????

>>121059531
lili she is cute and fun to play
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>>121059531
Arthas
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>There are people in this thread right now who think anyone is a better support than Uther the Lightbringer
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>>121059657
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>>121059657
I think we can all agree that he's the best support in general
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>tfw you almost win a 40 minute game
>but you lost because the tank left 5 minutes in and the AI is retarded
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>>121059325

Falstad, he's super fun.

And he will improve your map awareness because you'll always be looking to see when you can fly to your team.
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HEARD SOME SISSIES TALKIN' SHIT LIKE I WOULDN'T FIND OUT

UTHERTIME
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Why is Leoric so much fun?
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>>121060729

HOT OFF THE PRESSES

LI LI IS

UGLY AND UNFUN
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So tell me /vg/ what system could they add in the game to make it more interesting? I honestly think they should of kept artifacts around until they could discover a better system, hate how betafags raged so hard about it.
>nuuuu lol is ghey fer havin dis system
>hots is now barebones as a starving child in zimbabwe
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>tfw first pick Uther lock for your team
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>>121059601
>>121059648
Fugg i have them too, are there more fun heroes?
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>>121060931
except artifacts made the game LITERALLY pay to win, you're retarded if you think that was a good idea
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>>121060931
I wouldn't mind there being some sort of prestige system to encourage buying stimpacks and playing with friends even with heroes you've 20'd.
Maybe 500 gold every 3 million XP?
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>>121060729

because if you're not rank 1 he's a broken hero and if you are rank 1 he's still an extremely good pick
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>>121060931
Artifacts where fucking terrible.
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>>121061605
errbody gets the artifacts and can level them. lulz.

>>121061915
that'll give a bit more replay value for a time being, but what happens after you buy everything you can with gold?

Still the game lacks a lot of replay value in the "unlocking" side of things and lacking in customization
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>>121059657
>>121060017
>>121060717
too bad the light losses 52% of masters hl games
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am i a certified memer now
johanna is still bae
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>>121062942
mechanic: level-able stat upgrades that is obtainable free, could be bought for faster leveling, gave more customization to heroes
>fucking terrible m8
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>>121063207
I really need to unlock that. Still need to level my Uncle Chen. But people get mad when I play him because "hurr he bad" -Illidanswagmaster2002
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>>121058487
shit tier: anything above 1
MIGHT be okay-decent tier: 1
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>>121063314
>muh customization
>good
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>>121055970
What is with that art. I'm dying.
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>>121063443
it's something to do other than playing bad match making 10 minute QM games.
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>>121063774
dumb lili poster
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What does everyone thing of a Level 30 Talent Nuke? No other talents from Level 20 to 30. Just that one Talent for simply having the match last that obscenely long.
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>>121063842
There's nothing wrong with being a Li Li poster.
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>play melee character
>enemy team gets an arcane punisher
>lose
why is Infernal Shrines so fucking terrible
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>>121064551
Where do all these really shitty drawings come from?
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>>121064721
Deviantart is where I found that one. So take a guess.
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>>121064262
Maybe I'm a shitter but I've never seen a match go past level 23

By that point both teams are basically without any fort left
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>>121064669

>blizzard map concept meeting
>"Alright so our last map had two bosses 'fighting' and if you killed your opponents 'boss' first you spawned a boss to push the lane"
>"Didn't the map we released before that also have a currency you turned in to spawn bosses that pushed the lane?"
>"It did."
>"Well, maybe we can have you kill creeps?"
>"to?"
>"oh. you know, spawn a boss... to push the lane?"

>INTRODUCING HEROES OF THE STORM'S NEWEST MAP: INFERNAL SHRINES

i think all of 3 fucking seconds went into designing that map

>>121064857

I played a 45 minute game, but i can't remember if we were even 30. How long does it normally take?
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>>121064669
infernal shrines is my lowest win rate map, it's seriously trash, I hate it
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>>121064669
Maybe it's just because I play a lot of Diablo, but the Arcane Punisher really doesn't annoy me. I just expect it to be fucking crazy powerful
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>>121057980
>six of the worst heroes for free rotation
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>>121065141
7*
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>>121065212
is muradin really that bad for free week?
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>>121064857

Yep. If anything, for a fight to last long, we could always use a Starcraft Map that allows for buildable forts. One that has you getting some resources for building (and rebuilding) a different type of fort, so that no lane is the same. But the price of construction forts would rise per each fort lost.
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>>121065112
>but the Arcane Punisher really doesn't annoy me.
>enemy team pushes with it
>it spawns its stupid lasers on the gate
>you have to let it kill your gate or you die
>moves forward
>spawns lasers on the fort
>you have to let it take the fort or you die
arcane monsters are fucking retardedly op in Diablo too, but they're worse in HotS where you can't kite them
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>>121065307
I think he is one of the best free heroes
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>>121065337
that is hands down the most stupid idea I have ever heard in my entire life.
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Arathi Basin when?

We were promised last Blizzcon.
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>>121065002

All fights in the current maps last at average of 20-25 minutes.
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>>121065398
>Melee character.
>Silver Elites that have 4-5 people.
>Freeze, Arcade, Wallers.
>Melee Character.

Suffer.
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>>121065307
Muradin is like the best pure tank right now.
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>>121065518
>everyone fights in the roads
>everyone ignores objectives

if you wanted to play Arathi Basin, go play QM in a low mmr.
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Jaina is still my favorite.

If anyone recalls Diablo 2 blizz sorcs, they'll understand
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>>121065456

I have more retarded ideas. Wanna hear/read them?
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>>121065456

you're a fucking retard

the fact infernal shrines exists as a map right now in its current form is proof his idea isn't the stupidest fuckign thing ever

>>121066036

please

and the idea of a starcraft map where you 'build' would be awesome.

Maybe a king of the hill style map where you gather resources and resources will 'upgrade/build' new additions to forts/towers (mostly defensive)
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>>121066018
Isendra when?
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>>121066454
After Li-Ming and then the opposite gender of all the Diablo 3 heroes.
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gay map idea inc:

>starcraft map, focusing on obtaining vespene gas
>at a certain amount, vespene can be used to buff units or used to power siege cannons.
>buffed units can push lanes really well, tank turrets
>siege cannons are player controlled, can be used to directly damage structures or damage heroes.
>vespene gas spawns from craters all over the map.

thoughts?
>inb4 its shit because it is
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Lost Vikings are ballin' as shit, but what am I supposed to be doing with Erik? He's not great at pushing a lane and he's too squishy to accomplish much in a fight. Do I just make him run around to take objectives and regen orbs?
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>>121066980
Sounds like with a well organized team, you could beat the other ones in 1 shot

Then again, I've seen that happen in the existing maps
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>>121067215
i think that's the idea im going with, to pair well with blizz's other maps.

Cannons could be operated by 1 person at a time kind of deal with a CD after use.
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So what determines how many rank points you get for winning a ranked match? I've won several games where the team overall has higher rankings than my team's, but then I only get 50 ranking points as opposed to 100/150/300.
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>>121066619
after that, they can add Peter Dinklage as an engineering genius that can use his mechanical prowess to fight. Oh wait.
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>>121066405

Sky Temple is pretty much a King of the Hill map, technically. Also, one example of a Capture the flag map is the LoL map known as "Twisted Treelines", which all it does is give your whole team a Buff whose strength and properties depends on how many points are captured (in this case, two points in all).

You know, a way to make the capturing of points for a Starcraft map viable could be for making your core offensive and defensive options much stronger. That, and/or adding more "Fort Construction Options" which are only available if some, all points are flagged to your side.
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I am not even sure what to level now, anyone got any bright ideas on who i should do next?
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>>121068318
lili
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>>121068318
How about those handful of level 1 characters that you can play 2-3 games with to get that free level 5 gold?
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Who is the best Specialist in the game?
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>>121068474
tlv
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>>121068318
fartanis
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>>121068318
Monk and Diablo, rotation ends today tho senpai, so hurry up with that Monk
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master butcher skin or master aba?
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>>121069115
bootcher, because you actually get to see him the entire game.

wished they gave master aba different looking locusts or a spikier hat.
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>>121068429
>>121068318
I think he's actually right
And also the Medic, she's at 1 match of level 5
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>>121068474
Sylvanas usually tears shit up in the pleb games I play.
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>>121058223
fight me faggot
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>>121069980
>61 games played
disgusting artificial ranking
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>have to wait until Tuesday for new sale
>probably won't be Vrykul Leoric or StormPunk Kael
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>>121070693
>buying skins
good goy
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>>121070828

>poorfag

Let me guess, still living with mommy?
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>>121070582
It's 61 wins. I played 100games.
Even though I was already rank 1 at 61
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>>121070925
>implying pay skins make you look like anything but a tool
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>>121070693

>being this much of a gullible goy
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>>121071012
>>121071089

butthurt poorfags detected
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>>121068318
Level your level 1 characters to 5 for the gold. then I would say level rehgar and raynor to 9 for more gold
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>>121071159
>player with a master skin
good player, knows the game, earned some costume flair
>player with a pay skin
some noob that gets scammed by jews, probably too busy wage slaving to play the game much, doesn't know how to play
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>>121042009
yes
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>>121070693
I got the vrykul skin for leoric, and I regret it. The base skeleton skin is much better
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Why did they have to give the Diablo class characters names and not just refer to them as Monk and stuff?
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>>121070693
I thought they would put Psycho Stitches on sale for Halloween, but they didn't. Assholes.
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>>121068318

Monk is easily the most fun support that isn't Tyrande.

ETC's a pretty fun tank too and probably king of quick match since he can do surprisingly good party healing with prog rock/groupies if you don't get a support. It's super short range though so more for between fights unless you have melee, but he can heal for 800-1k each guitar solo if you're on your regen globe game. So your team won't need to go back for health after a fight, but the enemies will. And if you do have support you can just go full control. Both are really fun.

You probably won't be able to get both to 10 before tomorrow, but at 2k ETC's a pretty good buy.
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>>121072502
I was wondering the same thing about Medic, but I guess medic is too generic.
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tfw beat takada in qm
he tried using le cute and fun but he sucks so w/e
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>>121072502
What >>121073014 said
same for "Siege Tank" and "Faerie Dragon"
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>>121072502
Gives them identity.
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>>121072502

Because they're going the LoL route where every character is a special snowflake "I'm not like those other girls" kind of shit despite a lot of them actually having zero character.
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>>121073790
>>121073413
>>121073014
>>121072502
Those are literally the canon names for the respective classes you idiots.
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>>121073790
Sonya and Johanna have some great lines.
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>>121073790
>Because they're going the LoL route where every character is a special snowflake "I'm not like those other girls" kind of shit despite a lot of them actually having zero character.
better than than Dota's "I'm so unimportant that I don't even have a real name" character design
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>>121072502
For monk and medic anyway, people just seem to refer to them as their class.
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>>121074193
most people just say 'monk' because his actual name is retarded and hard to remember
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>>121074193
every other class's name is shorter or the same length as their class name, while monk is two syllables shorter than Kharazim
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Murky is too fun. Can I pick him in HL without people yelling at me?
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>>121075848
he's a viable last pick if he doesn't get countered before hand, but if you pick him early the enemy team is just going to take Uther and molest your fishpussy with cleanse and Divine Shield
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>tfw playing as anub is scary as fuck because i die to any focus
>tfw playing against anub is scary is fuck because the team follows him and we just get CCd to hell
how do I git gud
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>>121072532

>playing Stitches
>buying Stitches skin
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>>121076194
Use E to get away, and watch your health (exoskeleton doesn't mean tank all damage), regen master/spell shield if you want a small safety net. Use cocoon to remove whoever's giving you issues or locust swarm for extra health in teamfights. As long as you have 1 team mate with you, you should be in a good spot.
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>>121077591
>locust swarm for extra health in teamfights.
I miss when Locust Swarm was so strong that using it in the middle of the enemy team was a guaranteed kill on at least one guy
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>>121055970

Upload your heroes and try to guess what kind of player is the anon.
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>>121078236
a shitter
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>>121078236
a whale
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>>121070693
the fucking sales get posted on Fridays, the sales have been known since friday
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>>121055970
173rd for no edition edition
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>>121055970

D.va release on HotS when. Imagine the quotes when she plays along the Starcraft characters.

Also, she should be the Marie Rose of HotS, finally dethroning that goddamn panda.
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>>121079670
No. Take your meme character and fuck off.
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>>121078236
>muh waifus
>muh deeps
a permavirgin
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>>121079834
literal legends like Tracer and Widowmaker when?
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>tfw the light abandons lots of men
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>>121080761
I mean it abandoned Uther himself sooo...
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>>121080761
Thats what happens when every hotsg shitter is told that Uther is best support
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>>121078236
A split pusher?
>>
what the fuck is wrong with the game now
the shop is down so you cant do jack fucking shit?
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>>121081249
They abandoned hots, servers are going down after blizzcon
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>>121081354
maybe I bitched too soon, closed and relogged and its fine
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>>121080761
>shitters noticed Uther is OP
>they start playing him
>take divine bronze
>can't use Benediction properly
>can't manage actives or just not take them
>spam Q on themselves instead of teammates since they don't understand W heals them and Q should be saved for their pussy assassins and he should use the shield active on tanks
>win rate goes down

Never saw that coming

Learning how to Uther effectively is one of the hardest things for shitters since his cool downs are long compared to other healers.
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>>121081354
I fear they are going to actually say something like this in the "State of the game" panel.

>Well guys I hope you all enjoyed the heroes we just previewed, but right now we just don't have enough players so HotS is canceled and we are shutting down. Just play Overshit though!
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>>121081595
>Learning how to Uther effectively is one of the hardest things for shitters since his cool downs are long compared to other healers.
But that should make it easier, less hectic
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>>121081789
Oh please, blizzard won't shut down a game released like 4 months ago
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>>121081789
>if you spent $200 or more in the hots store you will be getting a beta invite to overwatch!
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Maybe we should be bitching like this everyday about swimsuits/lewds and waifus
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god dammit I keep getting put on super floppy double support + nova + tychus qm teams against damage teams with hammer and some CC heroes, fucking ridiculous
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>>121081829
Proper build requires 4 actives: shield, cleanse, shrink ray and Benediction. A shitter struggles 3 buttons and a well timed cleanse is better than a heal sometimes, saves idiots from slows stuns and roots.
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>>121082020
Maybe you should grow up and get yourself a real woman and let us enjoy our video games in peace. You waifu faggots are seriously a cancer on video games.
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>>121082020
>It's been 3 years Dustin where's my bikini skins?
>the HOTS team is hard at work producing new content, we've had lots of great skin suggestions but we can only do so much.
>Fix this Blizzard we need sexy bikini skins now. This game isn't enjoyable for me.
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>>121081789
HOTS and Overshit are their only games that have some potential for growth

The rest are dying and hearthstone is a fad

They gotta invest in something
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>>121082213
you dont want a ded game do you, Anon?
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>>121082404
It might as well be dead if it gets filled with ridiculous females only present for little jimmy to wank to. There are porn games out there if that's what you want. Stop trying to turn this game into a damn porn game.
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>>121082725
you only want sexy lumberjacks, Anon? Or nudes like stitches and diablo?

Maybe theres already plenty of eye candy for you, but what about something for daddy
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>>121082725
Swimsuit skins aren't porn anon
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>>121083172
You got Jaina and Sylvanas. Sexy characters are fine if they are actually you know decent characters regardless of looks. There are way too many deserving characters out there that should be put in the game before generic fap fuel character #32. Like I said if they include one here and there that's fine, but idiots like you who want shit like a generic Dryad over a lore figure like Cenarius need to kindly fuck off and play a porn game.

>>121083779
No, but they serve the same purpose. Just something for you sit there and wank too.
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>>121084040
>No, but they serve the same purpose. Just something for you sit there and wank too.
You can wank to anything, porn is porn, swimsuits are not porn.
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>>121083172
>if you don't want gratuitous fanservice you're gay
Kamiya pls
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>>121084262
Li Li's swimsuit would be the purest thing to be honest.
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>>121084040
I'm sticking with Mylune.
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>tfw you can never get out of rank 30 and below because you keep getting paired with brain dead kids who throw matches when you tell them to stop focussing muradin or leoric, even though you yourself have moved on from such shittery
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>>121084591
I just want a dryad in the game so I can throw spears desu senpai
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>>121084402
>blizzard is listening to forum and reddit c ucks
>swimwear isnt coming
>tfw
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>>121084781
>tfw you can't distract the enemy with your human call
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>no sexy men in my moba

blizzard please
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>>121085930
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>>121078236
>no Chen
>no Brightwing
a turdmongler
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>>121086073
McCree when?
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>>121086073
swimsuits and short shorts for all, Anon

you know none of the protoss are wearing underwear? bare ass under wispy little skirts
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>>121086398
One piece swinsuit for them
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>>121084402
>>121084591
>>121084734
>>121084781
>>121085680
>>121085930
>>121086073
>>121086138
>>121086237
>>121086292
>>121086398
>>121086476
holy fuck this place has gone down hill. can we get back to calling people bronze?
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>endlessly amused by watching Tychus charge in and do his crazy laugh
>actually playing him is literally painful
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>>121070693
http://eu.battle.net/heroes/en/forum/topic/13605640947?page=3
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>>121086623
Fuck off bronze
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>>121078236

Someone who like to splitpush.
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>>121086623
fun and cute dragons with lewd skins when
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>>121086623
Just enjoy a stimpack anon, and your mind will be at ease
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>>121086907
Is this the worse skin in the game?
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>>121086968
>ywn be the consort Zuluhed and the Dragonmaw Clan forced to rape Alexstrazsa over and over to make baby dragons to fight for the Horde
JUST
>>121086623
shut the fuck up you bronzie fucktard
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>>121087208
Second worst, I think Illidan master skin is the worst
>>
Does Tyrande sound good in French? She sounds great in Korean.
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>on dragon shire
>got some nice early game kills
>get both the shrines
>realize raynor in mid went afk and is just standing under towers
>lost a bunch of exp
>lose the shrines after holding out for a minute hoping he would come back
>30 seconds later raynor comes back after the other team gets the dragon and starts being shitty and dying a bunch
I swear matchmaking says "oh this guy won 7 games in a row? better throw him in with some shitters"
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>>121088485
>oh this guy lost 7 games in a row? lets put in with the pros again
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>>121086907

How the fuck does someone actually enjoy Rexxar? Makes no sense.
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just 4 days until the championships continue. who hype here?
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>>121087658
they didnt bother to redub her trailer
https://www.youtube.com/user/BlizzHeroesFR/videos
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>>121085680
B-but don't worry anon, Blizzard never listens.

R-right?
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>>121088646
oh man that actually sounds more plausible
>get to loading screen
>your team: 40, 40, 40, 15
>their team: 40, 40, 40, 40
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>>121088670

Because I like Misha.
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>>121088856
She doesn't have a trailer, a lot of the heroes that came out early don't have trailers.
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>everyone here is masters rank 1 and can do no wrong apparently
>decide to join /vg/ quick meme group
>everyone is complete shit at the game, even the rank 1's.
>no communication at all, just running around like retards.
>everyone plays the shittiest heroes despite calling them shit on /vg/.

Fucking awful. I'd rather play with level 5's then you scrubs.
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>>121089365
>joining a /vg/ group
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>>121088993
more like

>"big bro, wanna come play HL with me?"
>"okay, just a few matches tho, don't wanna mess up my rank 14"
>>
>>121088856
Jaina sounds pretty hot in french (still like her English voice better)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1MS9Rpjxos

Sylvanas too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_No4fuSZb8
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>>121088783
Im hoping they announce some good shit like speeding up releases so we get more then 15 heroes a year and also swimsuits

I'll shitpost along with the rest when one region is crowned king, but secretly I dont care

>>121089045
she is cute

>>121089064
I thought I saw one for her kr voice, but I must have heard it somewhere else

>>121088919
they've been listening to people bitching on twitter and reddit its how we got 10 minute queues. on the blue forums any post about lewd skins is dogpiled by s j crowd
They got bitched out over roller derby nova and its less sexy than base nova and roller derby is supposed to be empowering
>>
>>121089064
>Sonya will never have her own trailer

KILL ME
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>>121089571
>not joining the memer group
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>>121089758
>mikhail
>she
mmhm.
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>>121089758
>I thought I saw one for her kr voice, but I must have heard it somewhere else
Yeah there is a video on youtube that just has her voice files in korean
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>>121089758
>more than 15 heroes a year

Man you have some really unrealistic expectations.
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>>121089780
They really should go back and just make trailers for all the heroes who don't have them
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>>121089883
This isnt the motherland, comrade

Misha is all woman
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>>121084734
I'm in the same boat anon. Been stuck between 29-30 forever. Keep trying to get better and do things "right" but the shitters around me could care less.
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>>121090142
shiiiit. here i was thinking that rexxar is gay.
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>>121090136
>multiple complaints here about how shitty all the trailers are
>please waste time making trailers for the ones you missed!

.......
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>>121090434
Some of the trailer are good, the ones that have been bad are the ones after leoric. Artanis' wasn't bad though.
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>>121090207
If you are stuck there then you aren't as good as you think you are.
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>>121090648
Learn to read faggot. I didn't say I thought I was good. I am trying to get better.
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>>121090434
The good ones are like

- Leoric
- Jaina
- Sylvanas
- Butcher
- Azmodunk
- Anub
- Kael'thas
- Johanna
- Lost vikings
- Stitches
- Murky
- Zagara
- Brightwing

Even the love bug trailer they did was good

They are able to make good trailers, just like a few haven't been good, like monk, medic, rexxar was shit, artanis was meh.
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>>121090905
You are blaming the "shitters" as you call them. The only constant is you.
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>>121091227
>Even the love bug trailer they did was good
tfw they will never do fun skin trailers again because no one plays the game it's not worth it
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>>121090207
>>121090905
I could train with you outside of HL.
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>Everytime i'm a support the team is dogshit and i can't do anything
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>>121092813
Play Tyrande, so then if you team sucks you just become an assassin that off heals.
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>>121092813
maybe if you could support properly
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>>121092813
A lili can often top damage charts as well as support
>>
How do I into positioning
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>>121093294
So heal the retard that think can 1v5?
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>>121094754
that depends on who you are and somewhat who you are against
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>>121094754
Don't be out of it
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>>121095127
>>121095135
but the dude keep walking into the front lines
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>>121091891
sTrYk9#1289, I work until midnight though. MST.
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>>121095135
made me kek

>>121094754
in a teamfights you need be aware what spells your enemies will throw at you and how they interact with you, good positioning depends on alot of factors so it's not that easy
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>>121095987
Alrighty. Also, keep playing Leoric/Johanna, Uther for support and Raynor for Assassin, for practice in quickmatch. You seem to be performing the best with those characters.
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HOGGER HEMET AND VAN CLEEF FUCKING WHEN I NEED MY AXIS OF AWFUL
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>>121096830
We need literal legends like Maiev and Guldan first
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>>121096830
Vanessa pls
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>>121096958
>tfw broxigar never
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>>121097138
Who cares about him? He was a nobody mary sue that existed in one shitty book
>>
Are there any literal legends with fat tits
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>>121093691
God, I love Li Li. Every time I see new, unseen art of her I'm just filled with pure joy. Thank you.
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>yfw they announce Kel'thuzad, Mephisto, Baal, Garithos, or Daelin Proudmoore at Blizzcon
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>>121097498
Sally Whitemane and Alexstrazsa
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>>121097498
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>>121086073
But anon, we have Uther and Azmo. and even Reghar if you like green.
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>>121097691
dragons dont into fat tits, Anon
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You guys can have every character you want. I just want my female monk skin.
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>>121097667
banzai
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>>121097830
anon pls
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>>121098119
No more elfs pls
only dragon dragons
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WHERE IS MALGANIS?
>>
>45 min match
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>>121098384
You know she would be in Elf Form and maybe turning into a dragon would be her ult.
>>
>>121098384
We need way more elves
>>
>>121098390
>Malganis
>Not balnazzar
>>
>>121098390
In North Rend. Still waiting for fucking Arthas. Where you at boy?
>>
>hurr durr the only constant is you
>not your shit luck at the start forever dooming you to be paired with the dumbest players in your region
>literally only you, you shitter

brb deleting account
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>>121098384
This is the alexstraza we will be getting, the elf version.

>>121098453
Yep, that's what I was thinking too, her ult would be her turning into a dragon for a short time.
>>
>>121098453
>>121098475
>>121098682
pls no
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>>121098604
>north rend
>>
>no darion mograine
>no skin of him wielding ashbringer like his father foretold
>mfw
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The Crusade begins ____.
>>
Tomator when????
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>>121098939
we don't need a faggot like tirion in the game
>>
>>121066454
Jaina is essentially a blizzy already. If they could split the elements and have Isendra as a support mage, that could be cool
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>>121098795
We'd get Tirion before him. Besides who cares about some nobody wielding the ashbringer haven't you heard? Everyone gets an ashbringer.
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>>121098939
Seven years ago:^)
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>>121098939
hoot hoot
>>
>>121099025
tririon forever, uther never
>>
>>121098957
Tomator isn't literally a tomato?

That's a bit disappointing.
>>
>>121099098
>Doesn't care about nobodies
>Lili is in the game
>>
>>121097498
Queen Azshara
Lady Liadrin
Maiev Shadowsong
High General Brigitte Abbendis
Sentinel General Shandris Feathermoon
Yrel
Garona
Aegwynn
Freya

Alexstraza (Human form)
Ysera (Human form)

I can't come up with more right now, did I forget someone?
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>>121099465
We need all of them in the game RIGHT NOW
>>
>>121099465
>Alex and Ysera
>Human forms
>not Elves

Ysera and Lexi when though
>>
>>121099573
Hell no.
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>>121099707
I'm sorry, I meant humanoid form.
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>>121098939
Put your face in the light!
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>>121099465
>>121099573
If I can't have Liadrin or Darion at least give me meme characters like mankrik and hogger
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>>121097292
He fucking axed Sargeras in the goddamn face
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>>121099821
mankriks wife had fat tits
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>>121099465
Female draenei hero with space crusader skin when?
>>
>>121099957
>going toe to toe with the most powerful being in the universe and surviving for no real reason means he isn't a Mary Sue
???
>>
>>121100003
Akama and Maraad when? Kil Jaeden even
>>
>>121099465
Blood-Queen Lana'thel when?
>>
>>121100129
He didn't survive
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>>121099957
Yeah, he's a mary sue and a faggot in a shitty novel where a guy who was corned summoned a herd of raptors to win. It couldn't have been written worse
>>
>>121100129
The reason was the axe of cenarius
>>
:~)
>>
>>121100152
literally who?
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>>121100285
That supposed to be impressive?
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>>121100285
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>>121100248
>Mary sue
But anon malfurion, raynor, and thrall are already in the game
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>>121099465
You forgot Kel'thuzad.
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>>121100332
She was a boss in Ice Crown Citadel. I fully expect her to never make it. Was just joking.

But seriously Blizz I just want Female Monk skin.
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>>121100478
>Malfurion, Raynor, or Thrall banished the most powerful being in the entire universe back to the Nether with one blow of an axe he was given just because he had to win because he's the main character
>>
>>121100478
We don't need more. Thrall is the pinnacle of mary sues though.
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>>121100429
even medic can win 4 quick memes out of 10
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>>121100638
>Main character
>Not CITIZENS OF DALARAN
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>>121100716
I actually win like 9 out of 10 games with her in Quick Match. Shit's hilarious how they all just try to dive you and get blown up one at a time. I mostly play Khaz because I find him the most fun.
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>>121100757
His ultimate is summoning a herd of raptors
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>>121100152
Yes I forgot about her,
also Alleria Windrunner but both are extremely unlikely
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>>121100802
I always thought the dual wielding swords of pure magic was worse
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>>121100285
>lewk gaiz1!!1! I 1 against an UTHER!1! clearly REHGAR iz teh epicest support EVAR!!!11!1!1!!!

This is literally you
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>>121100285
That zagara carried hard
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>>121100983
Post yfw anduin is announced at blizzcon
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>>121100538
Kel'thuzad has no fat tits though
>>
>>121100983
>>121101152
Fuck I didn't mean to reply to you
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>>121101268
No, are you sure?
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Will worgen ever be relevant?
>>
Fucking FINALLY had a decent game with Hammer after a series of miserable ones.

Though, I believe it was due to the enemy team being absolutely retarded and letting me live basically every teamfight and just murder them for billions of miles away. I only ever got a tickle from Tyrande's stun and that's about it.

Maybe that's all I need to be a good Hammer, have absolute trash as opponents.
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>>121101308
It's okay I'll post my face anyways. You meant Anduin LOTHAR right?
>>
>>121101315
yes
>>121101584
no
>>
>>121101584
I hope so, but they aren't even relevant in WoW. Why would they even be anything more than a skin in this?
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>>121101663
By Sigmar it must be so
Also I forgot Karl was dead :(
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>>121101663
>>121102028
Yes my brothers. Together we will bring the literal legends Lothar and Orgrim into HotS and vanquish the evil meme characters.
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>>121057348
because its the closest you will get to her sitting on your face
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>>121102028
My guess is good ol' Franz is now the Celestant Prime. I'd be fine with AoS if it didn't come with a death sentence to the whole of WHFB.
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>>121102635
GW has gone full circle they're ripping themselves off now
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>>121103168
That thing looks like complete garbage. How much does that trash cost? Aren't shitty unpainted minis like $50 or some shit? Talk about overpriced when I can buy gunpla for 20 or less. I got 1/144 RX-78 Gundam for 6 dollars.
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>>121099465

Forgot my gf Valeera.
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>>121101584

Riding a wolf mount as worgen would be awkward.
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>>121101584
Greymane is supposed to have some kind of story or importance in Legion so maybe.
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>>121106095
Just make them run all fours like Diablo.
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>>121106095
Diablo on Tyraels Charger.
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>>121055970

On a different theme not many times touched here... what kind of mount do you want to see on the game?
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>>121105859
You are right, she got a bigger bust then I remembered
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>>121106948
new shop bonus billie
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>>121106948

Ironforge Ram
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>>121106948
I want to mount Tyrande's butt!
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>>121106948
bears
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>>121106948
bears a lili and misha
gryphons for all fuck falstad
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>>121106948
I'm surprised this isn't in already.
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>>121107932

One of the ugliests bikes I have ever seen. Would take another horse instead of it.
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>>121107932

Don't be, Blizzard doesn't bother to remember, either. I want it, too.
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>>121101584
go away furry
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>Play Jaina one game
>Untouchable god of kiting and ice block timing dropping pentakill Rings of Frost and even Zeratul can't do shit to me

>Play Jaina next game
>Miss every spell, forget I even have ice block, can't even Blizzard a creep wave what the fuck is wrong with me

I swear this doesn't happen with any other hero.
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>gf is on a date while I babysit her son
>he likes vidya games

Trying to show him hots, what heroes should I start with?

He likes playing assassins but Valla gets bursted easily.

Is there any heroes that's an easy way to teach him the game for fundamentals.
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>>121111175
Valla and Raynor are the most basic ones possible.

>gf is on a date while I babysit her son
>he likes vidya games
What
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>>121111175

>dating people with sons

can you be ANY more kek?
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>>121111175
>>gf is on a date while I babysit her son
set him up with Illidan, he'll probably remind him of you
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>>121111175
get him on vikings
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>>121111175
Wait your gf is out on a date with someone else and you are taking care of her kid?
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>>121111147
first game: you are in the zone
second game: you are not
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What could they announce at Blizzcon that would save this game and thread?
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>>121113359
Cho'gall
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>>121113359
Gul'dan Fenix Lothar and insert your chosen hero here
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>>121113359
new release schedule, mass release, free move camera, cute/lewd skins, cute/lewd heroes
I don't know what they can do at this point to lure people from lol/dota
maybe console port, maybe new pricing
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>>121113451
they showed him 2 years ago, he isn't going to bring anyone to this game
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>>121113679
>free move camera
Uh isn't that already a thing?
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>>121113451

No one but 3 fucking losers care about this piece of trash. Oh, and the literally retarded guy.

>>121113359

Finally making HotS profile and welcome page a social media center. Personal profiles, with Bios, images-photos, commentaries from team mates only with privacy settings and up-down vote. More statistics, unlockables, and finally... SLUTS fucking sluts everywhere. And microbikinis/jiggly mechanics.

This being said, are private mods possible? Like nude patches?
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>>121113846
like in the shop you could freely move around the hero instead of statically rotating them
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>>121114392

... why would ANYONE drop all the games they are playing for this fucking useless feature? No one but panty shot otakus would like it.
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>>121114679
nobody would, but part of the question was about making the thread lively
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>>121114092

Please answer. I really want micro bikinis mods on this fucking game.
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>>121116261
it is certainly possible; but, I don't think anyone is working on it.
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>>121114092
They can port the models to sfm like this one. I don't know if like lewd would really fix the game, would people play it because of microbikinis and jiggly mechanics you don't even notice most of the time while actually playing? Or would that just quickly turn hots into "that game that perverts play".

>>121113359
More than anything they need MM improvements and a tighter ranking system. I have no idea why they went with the 50-1 rankings instead of the brackets like in SC. The biggest problem with MM is not enough people playing, and MM can only really be fixed when more people play, but it's hard to get people to play when MM is so broken.

There isn't much depth to the game honestly, and I don't think that can be helped at this point outside of making hard to use heroes. Single hero releases aren't going to be something to get a lot of people playing, and I think the lack of mechanical depth required to play doesn't really give people goals to strive towards in terms of improving their own play, not just grinding hero levels.

They don't do nearly enough marketing or promotional stuff, I mean the launch event for hots was absolutely pathetic. News is not constantly updated, communication is low outside of dustin's occasional tweets of we will look into it. Patches for a new game are too far apart, it's like people just log in once ever 4 weeks to check out the new hero. It feels like a game like league has a patch every week with some updates of changes or new skins, hots would be lucky if they can get balance changes once every 2 months.

Hots is a very comp dependent game, your roles are pretty much heal, tank or dps, what sucks right now is there are so few heroes that you see a lot of the same heroes picked. You will see a lot of the same type of comps, 2 tanks, 2 dps and a support. Why do you think we see Jaina or Kael a lot? They are the only two aoe mages, and aoe damage in team fight is strong.
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>>121118497
cont.

Damage feels too unrewarding because supports are so strong, and you need to be able to do aoe damage in team fights when you group for objectives. But then if you tone down healing you risk making full supports useless, supports should be more utility with a bit of healing and protection.

From a spectator point of few HotS is not fun to watch. Kills don't really matter early game, there is little reward, the only thing that makes them valuable is if you lose a few minions to soak xp for the group levels. There is very little ability to outplay, team fighting is a mess and what is important is not fun from a spectator point of view, things like map awareness, lane soaking, and pve objective control. It's hard to get more people into the game when it's just not that interesting to watch, other than maybe a clutch tyrande owl snipe from across the map or something fun like that.

In the end though it's just the lack of depth to the game, items wouldn't be good for this game, what would be good for this game is viable talent alternatives. Probably the only character in the game that has tons of viable talent options is Tyrande, she has multiple builds and on pretty much every talent tier has multiple good choices, this allows for complexity of play through decision making based on what you need. Most heroes have one talent path with maybe a variation on one or two levels, otherwise they are gimping themselves.

Anyway I could go on and on, but I don't feel like writing more of an essay than this.

TL;DR
- Lack of mechanical depth
- Lack of viable talent choice on most heroes
- Lack of marketing, communication and hype
- Not particularly spectator friendly
- Too few heroes for a game that is heavily reliant on composition
- Bad matchmaking
- Too few players playing
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senjinn here

/hotsg/, you'll have to play without me for a while as i was in a motorcycle accident

my left foot has a ton of broken bones, they put a device on it that screws pins into those bones. broken right wrist with a metal plate screwed in. broken left shoulder. pic related

ama
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>>121118497
>perverts
You don't want to go way over the top, but 'waifu-ing' up the game has way more draw power than people seem to want to admit

>mm
it absolutely needs fixed, but I think it is far too little, far too late. The moba scene has its mind made up about this game, and fixing mm isn't going to change minds. Again, it absolutely needs done, but its a bare baseline, not a feature
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>>121119498
you should have tried driving against AI senpai
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>>121119498
senjinn, i feel like this is karma for you shitting on people being bronze and afk abaing. I still wish you a swift recovery.
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>>121119498
will they bring you a laptop to play Ai?
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>>121119363
All that said I still enjoy playing the game and I think it added a lot of improvements to mobas, but I feel a lot of those are the reasons it doesn't seem that popular.

I love pretty much how all the heroes play, Tyrande being by far the most fun with her versatility and how well she combos with so many heroes, with surprising burst damage from a support. I only hope more heroes start to have even half as many choices in talents as she gets, it will really help with team compositions if heroes can play so different just from talents.

>>121119579
Waifus are fine, cute skins are fine too, but things like just adding jiggle physics and micro bikini skins would be too niche I think for a lot of people to want to admit to playing the game.

About MM I think if improvements could be made, a new ranking system put in place it would really improve the game, and even if hots had a weak start it could gain popularity again slowly as people see they are actually working on making significant improvements and not things like just adding new heroes and slight balance changes ever few months.
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>>121119498
Are you ever going to ride a motorcycle again?
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>>121119692
i tried afking against the ai drivers
>>121119709
it is merely a setback
>>121119717
i have a laptop but it can barely play hearthstone, let alone hots

/hotsg/, will you send me stuffed animals? i'm having a bad time, and i'd like to think i am a founding pillar of our community

pic related, its where the tube in my dick flows to
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>>121119363
>spectating
I actually like watching, except for a few complaints
questionable commentators
bad overlay
stats are never shown
way too fucking long between matches

and number one is something they can't do anything about, but no control over what is shown/focused on
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>>121120065
yes. this is my third accident, so i will probably do what i did before and buy a faster motorcycle.
>first accident was a deer, nothing major
>second was some lady hitting me, her insurance paid me, broke three left tranverse processes in my back
this third one was someone backing out into me, desu i blacked out so i don't even remember anything but waking up in the hospital

bike was a GSX-R1000 if anyone is curious, it might still be usable, not sure yet
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>>121120186
ask if you can play the piano anymore

I might be willing to send you a toy
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>>121120186
Did you spaz out on her and call the tree you most likely into a shitter
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>>121120186
I would definitely send you a stuffed animal.
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>>121119363
Valla has a lot of choices too and Hungering vs Multi vs AA vs Hybrid specs can all work. Jaina can pick a lot too and still be viable, although she mostly plays the same.

But yeah, most are confined to 1 or 2 talents per tier that are the "correct" choice in each tier, and there's plenty of garbage talents that should never be picked.

>>121119579
Waifuing is mostly fine as long as it doesn't get to the point of skimpy bikinis that really have no place in any of the game universes. Mayyyyybe on someone with a canon skimpy outfit like Alexstrasza or some jokey boob-plate armor that's a mishmash of unmatching colors that we all remember from early WoW days.
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>>121120615
i should regain full function and be able to play piano once more
>>121121463
>>121120615
please do :3

the address if you want to send soft things for me to hug is

1044 Belmont Avenue Youngstown, OH 44501. Room 5422B. Patient Name - Eric Gbur
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>>121121854
How good are you at the piano? What piece were you working on?
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>>121121854
Bronze in hots bronze at driving
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>>121121854
H-Hey Eric please add me on Facebook
Y-You have a s-sexy beard...
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>>121122135
well, if we were to equate piano skill with something more quantifiable, like my being a master in hots, i'd say i was a diamond ranked piano player

pic related was my latest piece
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>>121122398
>fur elise
ew
you should record something for us :3
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>>121120415
I think they have a few pretty good commentators in the hots scene in Grubby and Khaldor, other than that the others kind of seem more like professional commentators, ie not genuine people. It's not that big of a deal if they are doing a good job, but if they aren't the commentators become annoying. Also if the commentators are more likable people enjoy it more.

It would be nice to see the stats occasionally but they don't really show anything major, siege damage and even hero damage don't tell you much, kills don't either other than they were around it, specialists can get way more hero damage than assassins because they have sustained and decent poke, but assassins are the ones blowing up the target and actually securing the kills, and on the new blizzard UI you see the talents being picked at least, which is something they hid for a while for whatever reason.

Length between match is also a really noticeable problem mainly because the games are so short, you won't get a 60 minute hots game to watch before your 20 minute break, you will most likely be having a 15-20 minute game with the 20 minute break so it feels like you are spending more time not watching a tournament than actually watching one.

There have been a few good matches, and it's definitely a more fun game to watch when you already know a lot about the game, but when you are trying to get into hots and watching a tournament, it looks very dull, and team fighting is mostly just a mess.

>>121121746
Oh yeah, there are definitely heroes that aren't entirely ridged in talent choices, Valla being another one. Jaina has her main one, frost bolt and then at 7 she can pick frost armor occasionally against strong melee assassins like Zera.

I would like to see more heroes have versatility in specs, and I think even more talent choices per level would be great and really change how a lot of heroes play. To me it just feels like they don't want to add too much depth or complexity to the game.
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>>121122242
>>121122321
pls no bully
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>>121122398
git gud
It is a very nice piece tho.

>>121122469
Something tells me he may have a problem making that happen.
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>>121122469
but anon, i only have one working limb
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>>121122509
cont. stupid posting limit

To me it just feels like they don't want to add too much depth or complexity to the game because they don't want to make it too hard for new players. Picking talents is easy, and if you have a lot of options that is the best way to add hero versatility.

It might be harder to balance, but it's a way to make heroes feel less rigid by giving them a lot of good options and add depth to the game for when you get more knowledgeable about the game, and are able to pick talents better to both complement your team comp as well as counter the enemy.
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>>121121746
>bikinis
Disagree, if anyone is getting them, then everyone should, uther gets a borat banana hammock, tyrande gets string, lili gets one piece, etc.
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>>121122537
I j-just want to be f-friends on Facebook ;^(
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>>121055970

So, what happened to Khaldor? Do anyone knows the reason why he isn't on Blizzcon? He is super salty about it. Like, you can see fire on his eyes whenever someone bring this up.
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>>121122926
somehow fit little shorts on anub, with sunglasses and a towel
zagara gets a top and maybe a pool noodle, not sure what else they can do

There should be several different themes that every hero gets a skin for
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>>121123909
maybe he got blackballed. He pissed of someone. of merit and that someone told other people causing a chain effect.
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>>121113359
that they are throwing their game modes directly into the garbage. just start over.
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>>121122926
I am not against lewd heroes and skins, but bikinis are just too cheap, you know. Succubus is very well made lewd skin, because it has connection to the game universe. Make night-elf Johanna wearing nothing but traditional night elf chain-bikini and it will be more tasteful than giving every hero swimsuit.
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>>121124969
how about bikini Jaina that cools enemies during hot summer day, with either a garden hose or throwing iceicles.
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Sexy man
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>>121124969
>>121127790
I really think the only way they do it is if it is a bunch of heroes, including men.
No way they just do jaina or nova or any female
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>>121128286
Thats pretty much my view on this. They can be sexy, if in the first place they're fun. So by all means add along with bikini Jaina a surfer dude Arthas in flowery shorts, or a lifeguard Uther with maybe a lifebuoy on a stick as a hammer. Maybe , as someone said, a cute one-piece swimsuit LiLi, add master skin Murky and you got yourself a summertime team.
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>>121128576
"No swimming sign" as a hammer and a lifebuoy in place of his book for Uther
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thank fuck for late game heroes
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>>121128121
Beard so bronze
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>tfw I will never visit Senjinn in the hospital
>tfw he will never give me a loving hug
>tfw his manly beard will never rub against my face
Why even live
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what do i do once I hit rank 1 in this game?
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>>121130443
Grind for MMR on slogs.
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>>121130317
you can always send me stuffed animals :^)
>>121121854
although i am open to visitors so long as you dont take pictures, at least until i get my hat
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>>121130949
careful what you wish for e I'm not entirely far from Youngstown
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