>What is Heroes of the Storm?
An Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides developed by Blizzard Entertainment.
>What makes Heroes of the Storm different from other already known and popular MOBAs?
Matches last 15-25 minutes, Item system replaced with Talents, focus on objectives and team fights.
>where do I find you meme-loving faggots
>What hero should I buy?
Find the ones you enjoy playing and buy those. Don't buy cheap heroes just to get into Hero League, it's not worth rushing into.
>FAQ | Tips & Tricks - Check before posting questions.
>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/
Free Hero Rotation: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/free-hero-rotation
Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesnexus.com/talent-calculator
Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/HotSG
Old Thread: >>120889995
>great TEAM work skills
If you're planning on qming with him, please do not even bother
>killing him only makes his dick harder
>not very squishy anyways
If they focus you, they lose
If they don't focus you, they lose
Braindead hero even if you can't land his ult right
Li Li is so fun and cute. I want to her in the butt!
Proper Uther has 8 buttons. I got him and found that it was a bit too draining.
I play Rehgar, he's fun and relatively easy for a support, though he's not in a great place right now.
Then you aren't playing him right, he's a play maker and there is a reason he is so strong but has a low winrate, because he requires a lot more game competence than people like you think.
>oh man I should get another support
>tyrande free next week so nah
>rehgar fun but i suck with him
>oh man i should get brightwing she's fun!
>get absolutely mopped
why the hell didnt i buy uther
>HL qualifiers worse than QM because instead of random picks being matched for some semblance of balance, you get 4 nigs picking their hipster lpw tier hero who all want to be lone wolf
Kill me now.
>Novas in every comp every time
She is the most versatile hero and one of the few characters that has multiple viable builds from a decent healer to assassin level damage. Plus owl kills are the most rewarding, no one is really as good.
I have a friend just like you. Expects to mop the floor with whatever he picks no matter how little experience he has with the hero or the team compositions.
It's shit grouping with him.
hey guys if uther is so good then why have I never seen a single digit rank most played uther post in these threads?
rehgar: 1 uther: 0
I'm bored /lili/, tell me who to play and level up
>There are people in this thread right now who think anyone is a better support than Uther the Lightbringer
HEARD SOME SISSIES TALKIN' SHIT LIKE I WOULDN'T FIND OUT
HOT OFF THE PRESSES
LI LI IS
UGLY AND UNFUN
So tell me /vg/ what system could they add in the game to make it more interesting? I honestly think they should of kept artifacts around until they could discover a better system, hate how betafags raged so hard about it.
>nuuuu lol is ghey fer havin dis system
>hots is now barebones as a starving child in zimbabwe
I wouldn't mind there being some sort of prestige system to encourage buying stimpacks and playing with friends even with heroes you've 20'd.
Maybe 500 gold every 3 million XP?
errbody gets the artifacts and can level them. lulz.
that'll give a bit more replay value for a time being, but what happens after you buy everything you can with gold?
Still the game lacks a lot of replay value in the "unlocking" side of things and lacking in customization
am i a certified memer now
johanna is still bae
There's nothing wrong with being a Li Li poster.
>blizzard map concept meeting
>"Alright so our last map had two bosses 'fighting' and if you killed your opponents 'boss' first you spawned a boss to push the lane"
>"Didn't the map we released before that also have a currency you turned in to spawn bosses that pushed the lane?"
>"Well, maybe we can have you kill creeps?"
>"oh. you know, spawn a boss... to push the lane?"
>INTRODUCING HEROES OF THE STORM'S NEWEST MAP: INFERNAL SHRINES
i think all of 3 fucking seconds went into designing that map
I played a 45 minute game, but i can't remember if we were even 30. How long does it normally take?
Yep. If anything, for a fight to last long, we could always use a Starcraft Map that allows for buildable forts. One that has you getting some resources for building (and rebuilding) a different type of fort, so that no lane is the same. But the price of construction forts would rise per each fort lost.
>but the Arcane Punisher really doesn't annoy me.
>enemy team pushes with it
>it spawns its stupid lasers on the gate
>you have to let it kill your gate or you die
>spawns lasers on the fort
>you have to let it take the fort or you die
arcane monsters are fucking retardedly op in Diablo too, but they're worse in HotS where you can't kite them
>Silver Elites that have 4-5 people.
>Freeze, Arcade, Wallers.
you're a fucking retard
the fact infernal shrines exists as a map right now in its current form is proof his idea isn't the stupidest fuckign thing ever
and the idea of a starcraft map where you 'build' would be awesome.
Maybe a king of the hill style map where you gather resources and resources will 'upgrade/build' new additions to forts/towers (mostly defensive)
After Li-Ming and then the opposite gender of all the Diablo 3 heroes.
gay map idea inc:
>starcraft map, focusing on obtaining vespene gas
>at a certain amount, vespene can be used to buff units or used to power siege cannons.
>buffed units can push lanes really well, tank turrets
>siege cannons are player controlled, can be used to directly damage structures or damage heroes.
>vespene gas spawns from craters all over the map.
>inb4 its shit because it is
Lost Vikings are ballin' as shit, but what am I supposed to be doing with Erik? He's not great at pushing a lane and he's too squishy to accomplish much in a fight. Do I just make him run around to take objectives and regen orbs?
So what determines how many rank points you get for winning a ranked match? I've won several games where the team overall has higher rankings than my team's, but then I only get 50 ranking points as opposed to 100/150/300.
Sky Temple is pretty much a King of the Hill map, technically. Also, one example of a Capture the flag map is the LoL map known as "Twisted Treelines", which all it does is give your whole team a Buff whose strength and properties depends on how many points are captured (in this case, two points in all).
You know, a way to make the capturing of points for a Starcraft map viable could be for making your core offensive and defensive options much stronger. That, and/or adding more "Fort Construction Options" which are only available if some, all points are flagged to your side.
I am not even sure what to level now, anyone got any bright ideas on who i should do next?
fight me faggot
>have to wait until Tuesday for new sale
>probably won't be Vrykul Leoric or StormPunk Kael
Let me guess, still living with mommy?
>player with a master skin
good player, knows the game, earned some costume flair
>player with a pay skin
some noob that gets scammed by jews, probably too busy wage slaving to play the game much, doesn't know how to play
Monk is easily the most fun support
that isn't Tyrande.
ETC's a pretty fun tank too and probably king of quick match since he can do surprisingly good party healing with prog rock/groupies if you don't get a support. It's super short range though so more for between fights unless you have melee, but he can heal for 800-1k each guitar solo if you're on your regen globe game. So your team won't need to go back for health after a fight, but the enemies will. And if you do have support you can just go full control. Both are really fun.
You probably won't be able to get both to 10 before tomorrow, but at 2k ETC's a pretty good buy.
Because they're going the LoL route where every character is a special snowflake "I'm not like those other girls" kind of shit despite a lot of them actually having zero character.
>Because they're going the LoL route where every character is a special snowflake "I'm not like those other girls" kind of shit despite a lot of them actually having zero character.
better than than Dota's "I'm so unimportant that I don't even have a real name" character design
he's a viable last pick if he doesn't get countered before hand, but if you pick him early the enemy team is just going to take Uther and molest your fishpussy with cleanse and Divine Shield
>tfw playing as anub is scary as fuck because i die to any focus
>tfw playing against anub is scary is fuck because the team follows him and we just get CCd to hell
how do I git gud
Use E to get away, and watch your health (exoskeleton doesn't mean tank all damage), regen master/spell shield if you want a small safety net. Use cocoon to remove whoever's giving you issues or locust swarm for extra health in teamfights. As long as you have 1 team mate with you, you should be in a good spot.
Upload your heroes and try to guess what kind of player is the anon.
D.va release on HotS when. Imagine the quotes when she plays along the Starcraft characters.
Also, she should be the Marie Rose of HotS, finally dethroning that goddamn panda.
A split pusher?
>shitters noticed Uther is OP
>they start playing him
>take divine bronze
>can't use Benediction properly
>can't manage actives or just not take them
>spam Q on themselves instead of teammates since they don't understand W heals them and Q should be saved for their pussy assassins and he should use the shield active on tanks
>win rate goes down
Never saw that coming
Learning how to Uther effectively is one of the hardest things for shitters since his cool downs are long compared to other healers.
I fear they are going to actually say something like this in the "State of the game" panel.
>Well guys I hope you all enjoyed the heroes we just previewed, but right now we just don't have enough players so HotS is canceled and we are shutting down. Just play Overshit though!
>Learning how to Uther effectively is one of the hardest things for shitters since his cool downs are long compared to other healers.
But that should make it easier, less hectic
Maybe we should be bitching like this everyday about swimsuits/lewds and waifus
Proper build requires 4 actives: shield, cleanse, shrink ray and Benediction. A shitter struggles 3 buttons and a well timed cleanse is better than a heal sometimes, saves idiots from slows stuns and roots.
>It's been 3 years Dustin where's my bikini skins?
>the HOTS team is hard at work producing new content, we've had lots of great skin suggestions but we can only do so much.
>Fix this Blizzard we need sexy bikini skins now. This game isn't enjoyable for me.
It might as well be dead if it gets filled with ridiculous females only present for little jimmy to wank to. There are porn games out there if that's what you want. Stop trying to turn this game into a damn porn game.
you only want sexy lumberjacks, Anon? Or nudes like stitches and diablo?
Maybe theres already plenty of eye candy for you, but what about something for daddy
You got Jaina and Sylvanas. Sexy characters are fine if they are actually you know decent characters regardless of looks. There are way too many deserving characters out there that should be put in the game before generic fap fuel character #32. Like I said if they include one here and there that's fine, but idiots like you who want shit like a generic Dryad over a lore figure like Cenarius need to kindly fuck off and play a porn game.
No, but they serve the same purpose. Just something for you sit there and wank too.
Li Li's swimsuit would be the purest thing to be honest.
>tfw you can never get out of rank 30 and below because you keep getting paired with brain dead kids who throw matches when you tell them to stop focussing muradin or leoric, even though you yourself have moved on from such shittery
>blizzard is listening to forum and reddit c ucks
>swimwear isnt coming
holy fuck this place has gone down hill. can we get back to calling people bronze?
>endlessly amused by watching Tychus charge in and do his crazy laugh
>actually playing him is literally painful
Someone who like to splitpush.
fun and cute dragons with lewd skins when
Just enjoy a stimpack anon, and your mind will be at ease
>ywn be the consort Zuluhed and the Dragonmaw Clan forced to rape Alexstrazsa over and over to make baby dragons to fight for the Horde
shut the fuck up you bronzie fucktard
>on dragon shire
>got some nice early game kills
>get both the shrines
>realize raynor in mid went afk and is just standing under towers
>lost a bunch of exp
>lose the shrines after holding out for a minute hoping he would come back
>30 seconds later raynor comes back after the other team gets the dragon and starts being shitty and dying a bunch
I swear matchmaking says "oh this guy won 7 games in a row? better throw him in with some shitters"
How the fuck does someone actually enjoy Rexxar? Makes no sense.
B-but don't worry anon, Blizzard never listens.
>everyone here is masters rank 1 and can do no wrong apparently
>decide to join /vg/ quick meme group
>everyone is complete shit at the game, even the rank 1's.
>no communication at all, just running around like retards.
>everyone plays the shittiest heroes despite calling them shit on /vg/.
Fucking awful. I'd rather play with level 5's then you scrubs.
Im hoping they announce some good shit like speeding up releases so we get more then 15 heroes a year and also
I'll shitpost along with the rest when one region is crowned king, but secretly I dont care
she is cute
I thought I saw one for her kr voice, but I must have heard it somewhere else
they've been listening to people bitching on twitter and reddit its how we got 10 minute queues. on the blue forums any post about lewd skins is dogpiled by s j crowd
They got bitched out over roller derby nova and its less sexy than base nova and roller derby is supposed to be empowering
This isnt the motherland, comrade
Misha is all woman
The good ones are like
- Lost vikings
Even the love bug trailer they did was good
They are able to make good trailers, just like a few haven't been good, like monk, medic, rexxar was shit, artanis was meh.
>Even the love bug trailer they did was good
tfw they will never do fun skin trailers again because no one plays the game it's not worth it
>Everytime i'm a support the team is dogshit and i can't do anything
A lili can often top damage charts as well as support
that depends on who you are and somewhat who you are against
made me kek
in a teamfights you need be aware what spells your enemies will throw at you and how they interact with you, good positioning depends on alot of factors so it's not that easy
HOGGER HEMET AND VAN CLEEF FUCKING WHEN I NEED MY AXIS OF AWFUL
Are there any literal legends with fat tits
>yfw they announce Kel'thuzad, Mephisto, Baal, Garithos, or Daelin Proudmoore at Blizzcon
But anon, we have Uther and Azmo.
and even Reghar if you like green.
You guys can have every character you want. I just want my female monk skin.
No more elfs pls
only dragon dragons
>hurr durr the only constant is you
>not your shit luck at the start forever dooming you to be paired with the dumbest players in your region
>literally only you, you shitter
brb deleting account
This is the alexstraza we will be getting, the elf version.
Yep, that's what I was thinking too, her ult would be her turning into a dragon for a short time.
>no darion mograine
>no skin of him wielding ashbringer like his father foretold
We'd get Tirion before him. Besides who cares about some nobody wielding the ashbringer haven't you heard? Everyone gets an ashbringer.
>Doesn't care about nobodies
>Lili is in the game
High General Brigitte Abbendis
Sentinel General Shandris Feathermoon
Alexstraza (Human form)
Ysera (Human form)
I can't come up with more right now, did I forget someone?
Put your face in the light!
If I can't have Liadrin or Darion at least give me meme characters like mankrik and hogger
Female draenei hero with space crusader skin when?
Blood-Queen Lana'thel when?
Yeah, he's a mary sue and a faggot in a shitty novel where a guy who was corned summoned a herd of raptors to win. It couldn't have been written worse
That supposed to be impressive?
But anon malfurion, raynor, and thrall are already in the game
She was a boss in Ice Crown Citadel. I fully expect her to never make it. Was just joking.
But seriously Blizz I just want Female Monk skin.
>Malfurion, Raynor, or Thrall banished the most powerful being in the entire universe back to the Nether with one blow of an axe he was given just because he had to win because he's the main character
I actually win like 9 out of 10 games with her in Quick Match. Shit's hilarious how they all just try to dive you and get blown up one at a time. I mostly play Khaz because I find him the most fun.
I always thought the dual wielding swords of pure magic was worse
>lewk gaiz1!!1! I 1 against an UTHER!1! clearly REHGAR iz teh epicest support EVAR!!!11!1!1!!!
This is literally you
Post yfw anduin is announced at blizzcon
Fucking FINALLY had a decent game with Hammer after a series of miserable ones.
Though, I believe it was due to the enemy team being absolutely retarded and letting me live basically every teamfight and just murder them for billions of miles away. I only ever got a tickle from Tyrande's stun and that's about it.
Maybe that's all I need to be a good Hammer, have absolute trash as opponents.
It's okay I'll post my face anyways. You meant Anduin LOTHAR right?
By Sigmar it must be so
Also I forgot Karl was dead
Yes my brothers. Together we will bring the literal legends Lothar and Orgrim into HotS and vanquish the evil meme characters.
My guess is good ol' Franz is now the Celestant Prime. I'd be fine with AoS if it didn't come with a death sentence to the whole of WHFB.
GW has gone full circle they're ripping themselves off now
That thing looks like complete garbage. How much does that trash cost? Aren't shitty unpainted minis like $50 or some shit? Talk about overpriced when I can buy gunpla for 20 or less. I got 1/144 RX-78 Gundam for 6 dollars.
I'm surprised this isn't in already.
>Play Jaina one game
>Untouchable god of kiting and ice block timing dropping pentakill Rings of Frost and even Zeratul can't do shit to me
>Play Jaina next game
>Miss every spell, forget I even have ice block, can't even Blizzard a creep wave what the fuck is wrong with me
I swear this doesn't happen with any other hero.
>gf is on a date while I babysit her son
>he likes vidya games
Trying to show him hots, what heroes should I start with?
He likes playing assassins but Valla gets bursted easily.
Is there any heroes that's an easy way to teach him the game for fundamentals.
new release schedule, mass release, free move camera, cute/lewd skins, cute/lewd heroes
I don't know what they can do at this point to lure people from lol/dota
maybe console port, maybe new pricing
No one but 3 fucking losers care about this piece of trash. Oh, and the literally retarded guy.
Finally making HotS profile and welcome page a social media center. Personal profiles, with Bios, images-photos, commentaries from team mates only with privacy settings and up-down vote. More statistics, unlockables, and finally... SLUTS fucking sluts everywhere. And microbikinis/jiggly mechanics.
This being said, are private mods possible? Like nude patches?
They can port the models to sfm like this one. I don't know if like lewd would really fix the game, would people play it because of microbikinis and jiggly mechanics you don't even notice most of the time while actually playing? Or would that just quickly turn hots into "that game that perverts play".
More than anything they need MM improvements and a tighter ranking system. I have no idea why they went with the 50-1 rankings instead of the brackets like in SC. The biggest problem with MM is not enough people playing, and MM can only really be fixed when more people play, but it's hard to get people to play when MM is so broken.
There isn't much depth to the game honestly, and I don't think that can be helped at this point outside of making hard to use heroes. Single hero releases aren't going to be something to get a lot of people playing, and I think the lack of mechanical depth required to play doesn't really give people goals to strive towards in terms of improving their own play, not just grinding hero levels.
They don't do nearly enough marketing or promotional stuff, I mean the launch event for hots was absolutely pathetic. News is not constantly updated, communication is low outside of dustin's occasional tweets of we will look into it. Patches for a new game are too far apart, it's like people just log in once ever 4 weeks to check out the new hero. It feels like a game like league has a patch every week with some updates of changes or new skins, hots would be lucky if they can get balance changes once every 2 months.
Hots is a very comp dependent game, your roles are pretty much heal, tank or dps, what sucks right now is there are so few heroes that you see a lot of the same heroes picked. You will see a lot of the same type of comps, 2 tanks, 2 dps and a support. Why do you think we see Jaina or Kael a lot? They are the only two aoe mages, and aoe damage in team fight is strong.
Damage feels too unrewarding because supports are so strong, and you need to be able to do aoe damage in team fights when you group for objectives. But then if you tone down healing you risk making full supports useless, supports should be more utility with a bit of healing and protection.
From a spectator point of few HotS is not fun to watch. Kills don't really matter early game, there is little reward, the only thing that makes them valuable is if you lose a few minions to soak xp for the group levels. There is very little ability to outplay, team fighting is a mess and what is important is not fun from a spectator point of view, things like map awareness, lane soaking, and pve objective control. It's hard to get more people into the game when it's just not that interesting to watch, other than maybe a clutch tyrande owl snipe from across the map or something fun like that.
In the end though it's just the lack of depth to the game, items wouldn't be good for this game, what would be good for this game is viable talent alternatives. Probably the only character in the game that has tons of viable talent options is Tyrande, she has multiple builds and on pretty much every talent tier has multiple good choices, this allows for complexity of play through decision making based on what you need. Most heroes have one talent path with maybe a variation on one or two levels, otherwise they are gimping themselves.
Anyway I could go on and on, but I don't feel like writing more of an essay than this.
- Lack of mechanical depth
- Lack of viable talent choice on most heroes
- Lack of marketing, communication and hype
- Not particularly spectator friendly
- Too few heroes for a game that is heavily reliant on composition
- Bad matchmaking
- Too few players playing
/hotsg/, you'll have to play without me for a while as i was in a motorcycle accident
my left foot has a ton of broken bones, they put a device on it that screws pins into those bones. broken right wrist with a metal plate screwed in. broken left shoulder. pic related
You don't want to go way over the top, but 'waifu-ing' up the game has way more draw power than people seem to want to admit
it absolutely needs fixed, but I think it is far too little, far too late. The moba scene has its mind made up about this game, and fixing mm isn't going to change minds. Again, it absolutely needs done, but its a bare baseline, not a feature
All that said I still enjoy playing the game and I think it added a lot of improvements to mobas, but I feel a lot of those are the reasons it doesn't seem that popular.
I love pretty much how all the heroes play, Tyrande being by far the most fun with her versatility and how well she combos with so many heroes, with surprising burst damage from a support. I only hope more heroes start to have even half as many choices in talents as she gets, it will really help with team compositions if heroes can play so different just from talents.
Waifus are fine, cute skins are fine too, but things like just adding jiggle physics and micro bikini skins would be too niche I think for a lot of people to want to admit to playing the game.
About MM I think if improvements could be made, a new ranking system put in place it would really improve the game, and even if hots had a weak start it could gain popularity again slowly as people see they are actually working on making significant improvements and not things like just adding new heroes and slight balance changes ever few months.
i tried afking against the ai drivers
it is merely a setback
i have a laptop but it can barely play hearthstone, let alone hots
/hotsg/, will you send me stuffed animals? i'm having a bad time, and i'd like to think i am a founding pillar of our community
pic related, its where the tube in my dick flows to
I actually like watching, except for a few complaints
stats are never shown
way too fucking long between matches
and number one is something they can't do anything about, but no control over what is shown/focused on
yes. this is my third accident, so i will probably do what i did before and buy a faster motorcycle.
>first accident was a deer, nothing major
>second was some lady hitting me, her insurance paid me, broke three left tranverse processes in my back
this third one was someone backing out into me, desu i blacked out so i don't even remember anything but waking up in the hospital
bike was a GSX-R1000 if anyone is curious, it might still be usable, not sure yet
Valla has a lot of choices too and Hungering vs Multi vs AA vs Hybrid specs can all work. Jaina can pick a lot too and still be viable, although she mostly plays the same.
But yeah, most are confined to 1 or 2 talents per tier that are the "correct" choice in each tier, and there's plenty of garbage talents that should never be picked.
Waifuing is mostly fine as long as it doesn't get to the point of skimpy bikinis that really have no place in any of the game universes. Mayyyyybe on someone with a canon skimpy outfit like Alexstrasza or some jokey boob-plate armor that's a mishmash of unmatching colors that we all remember from early WoW days.
i should regain full function and be able to play piano once more
please do :3
the address if you want to send soft things for me to hug is
1044 Belmont Avenue Youngstown, OH 44501. Room 5422B. Patient Name - Eric Gbur
well, if we were to equate piano skill with something more quantifiable, like my being a master in hots, i'd say i was a diamond ranked piano player
pic related was my latest piece
I think they have a few pretty good commentators in the hots scene in Grubby and Khaldor, other than that the others kind of seem more like professional commentators, ie not genuine people. It's not that big of a deal if they are doing a good job, but if they aren't the commentators become annoying. Also if the commentators are more likable people enjoy it more.
It would be nice to see the stats occasionally but they don't really show anything major, siege damage and even hero damage don't tell you much, kills don't either other than they were around it, specialists can get way more hero damage than assassins because they have sustained and decent poke, but assassins are the ones blowing up the target and actually securing the kills, and on the new blizzard UI you see the talents being picked at least, which is something they hid for a while for whatever reason.
Length between match is also a really noticeable problem mainly because the games are so short, you won't get a 60 minute hots game to watch before your 20 minute break, you will most likely be having a 15-20 minute game with the 20 minute break so it feels like you are spending more time not watching a tournament than actually watching one.
There have been a few good matches, and it's definitely a more fun game to watch when you already know a lot about the game, but when you are trying to get into hots and watching a tournament, it looks very dull, and team fighting is mostly just a mess.
Oh yeah, there are definitely heroes that aren't entirely ridged in talent choices, Valla being another one. Jaina has her main one, frost bolt and then at 7 she can pick frost armor occasionally against strong melee assassins like Zera.
I would like to see more heroes have versatility in specs, and I think even more talent choices per level would be great and really change how a lot of heroes play. To me it just feels like they don't want to add too much depth or complexity to the game.
cont. stupid posting limit
To me it just feels like they don't want to add too much depth or complexity to the game because they don't want to make it too hard for new players. Picking talents is easy, and if you have a lot of options that is the best way to add hero versatility.
It might be harder to balance, but it's a way to make heroes feel less rigid by giving them a lot of good options and add depth to the game for when you get more knowledgeable about the game, and are able to pick talents better to both complement your team comp as well as counter the enemy.
So, what happened to Khaldor? Do anyone knows the reason why he isn't on Blizzcon? He is super salty about it. Like, you can see fire on his eyes whenever someone bring this up.
somehow fit little shorts on anub, with sunglasses and a towel
zagara gets a top and maybe a pool noodle, not sure what else they can do
There should be several different themes that every hero gets a skin for
I am not against lewd heroes and skins, but bikinis are just too cheap, you know. Succubus is very well made lewd skin, because it has connection to the game universe. Make night-elf Johanna wearing nothing but traditional night elf chain-bikini and it will be more tasteful than giving every hero swimsuit.
Thats pretty much my view on this. They can be sexy, if in the first place they're fun. So by all means add along with bikini Jaina a surfer dude Arthas in flowery shorts, or a lifeguard Uther with maybe a lifebuoy on a stick as a hammer. Maybe , as someone said, a cute one-piece swimsuit LiLi, add master skin Murky and you got yourself a summertime team.
you can always send me stuffed animals :^)
although i am open to visitors so long as you dont take pictures, at least until i get my hat