"exploration" edition
MEG's updated Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2
MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com
All previous Collages that we know of: http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzXz-xLB1-0
ME4 info from leaked survey? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160611475&postcount=1
E3 2015 trailer: https://youtu.be/uG8V9dRqSsw
E3 2014 trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4HbiCKBhFU
Bioware propaganda: http://blog.bioware.com/2015/06/15/introducing-mass-effect-andromeda/
In this thread:
>no Liara in Andromeda
>Why is there no Liara in Andromeda
>please put Liara in Andromeda
>i don't plan on playing your shitty game otherwise
>i want to die
Previous thread: >>120258873
Liara best waifu, don't let anyone tell you otherwise
a galaxy without Liara is a cold and lonely place
>>120768442
>>120768576
oh boy...
>>120768623
maybe we can get to 750 liarapostsAlso i like how you conveniently only showed up when the new thread was made
Are we going to get more info on November 7?
Does Bioware even recognize "N7 Day"?
How should we deal with the leviathan menace?
Who here ME3 MP?
>>120768942
Who knows
Bioware has a reputation for acknowledging fan autism
>>120769008
I'm not fit enough to be a military policeman tbh
>>120768973
make pearl necklaces
>>120768973
Ask the rachni. Oh wait....
Seriously, I wish I could have killed them, too much of a threat too keep them alive
>>120768724
can't make one all the time. also I played skyrim until now and will do so again, but I have to close firefox because it will crash and/or skyrim crashes when both are running. memory issues, should buy some RAM next month.
>>120769151
>too much of a threat too keep them alive
meh
they can't do anything without land-dwelling thralls working for them, and their planet is uninhabited and isolated
>>120769239
firefox has been using a ridiculous amount of ram for me lately (few months). i'm seriously considering switching back to the google botnet
>>120769363
dude that looks like a giant penis
>>120769587
do you have a problem with that faggot
>>120769272
They can control people's minds. I extinguished the geth for less than that
>>120769679
do I have a problem with giant cybernatic veiny penises capable of flight?
does anyone have the picture about the guy being mad about me 3 forever?
>>120770008
well do you?
>>120770065
why don't I have one?
>>120770028
>>120770178
thanks fam
>>120770167
Answer my fucking question
Do you or do you not have a problem with giant flying mechanical cocks you massive bender?
up to, cunts
>>120770178
casey hudson is such a bellend
>>120770374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5bxf1LxAa4
>TWENTY EIGHT SECONDS
>>120770580
feels shirked tbh
>>120770301
>asymmetrical facial markings/colony tats
Holy fuck yes.
>>120769975
The geth did literally nothing wrong, you're a monster for killing them
If you had an asari wife, would you want her to find someone else after you die?
>>120772757
No, i'd want her to kill herself because of she wouldn't be able to deal with the grief
>>120772879
I think I'd want her to try to find happiness
>>120772618
I love how both the catalyst kid and Javik confirmed that all synthetics are a menace.
Red ending is best ending
>>120773040
I'm her only means to happiness
>>120772757
Even if we meet at a (comparatively) early age and i live to a healthy canon age for humans in the ME universe she still has like what, 700-800 odd more years to live after i'm gone?
I'd want her to be happy. If living alone for the better part of a millennium does that for her than sure, but otherwise I want her to live a life. Keep a memento of me or something, but do her thing.
>implying she's going to find anyone with stroke game like mine anyway
>>120772757
I wouldn't want it, but I wouldn't be against it.
>>120773224
I guess that makes sense
>>120773307
>stroke game
I hope you mean what I think you mean
>>120769397
yeah same here, that's the reason. a few years back I played skyrim without problems on a much worse rig because firefox didn't really demand much except when you had like 100+ tabs open, now I could just leave a single tab open and it'd still be ridiculously demanding.
What's all this I'm hearing about Bob Ross?
>>120773172
>something created an unfathomable amount of time ago
>a 50,000 year old man who woke up cranky from a nap
>reliable sources of information on recently created synthetics
>>120773550
I mean exactly what you hope I mean.
>>120773763
Not ME related, that's what.Twitch is streaming all his episodes and there's a week left of 24/7 painting bliss
>an ancient evil awakens
>>120773898
>Something that has seen uncountable cycles of organics being fucked by their own creations
>A guy who has lived two cycles
>Not valuable sources of wisdom thanks to their experiences
Also
>Saving a bunch of things that because of some random bug praised the Reapers as gods
Does Cerberus get mad at you if you fuck aliens?
Why on earth would anyone have prioritized saving three dignitaries over immediately attacking Sovereign? And why does the game keep giving me shit for it?
>>120776286
Even if they do, they can't do anything about it once you've gotten Miranda and EDI on your sidethrough fucking them.
>>120774424
>Marathon is marketing for the launch of Twitch Creative
>It's working
>>120776760
You actually save the most lives if you rescue the destiny ascension
>>120778469
>decided to make a smaller reaper that could land on planets and actually do battle with Shepard
why is bioware so perfect
>tfw kicked a metric fuck-ton of ass and still only 2000/5000 enemies killed
>>120778469
>leaf insect nymph
huh, I always thought it was cuttlefish
>>120783048
Catwoman is fucking perfect, jesus christ.
>>120783229
Samara is better than all 3 of them.
http://orig09.deviantart.net/2e1f/f/2013/305/e/c/ashley_williams_1_by_notsodamndeviant-d6smbdj.jpg
I seem to recall that the renegade options in the first game had you being more of an asshole, while in ME2 they made you more of just a hardass. Which way does ME3 lean?
>>120785275
Pre-op or post-op?
>>120785959
genocide
>>120785959
supervillain
>>120786415
She doesn't remember, thinking is too difficult.
>>120786415
She needs a little more work.
The Keepers freak me out
>>120790782
I wish they had stuck to ME1's aesthetic
>>120792075
agreed
there were some parts of me2 i liked tho
>>120796165
What was Cerberus' motivation for attacking the facility on Sur'Kesh again?
>>120796809
the female krogan
>>120796857
But what did they want with her?
>>120797167
Female krogan is power above krogans. TIMmy is egomaniac with enormous hunger for power and control.
>>120796809
The Illusive man was indoctrinated, so their motivation was whatever flimsy excuse the Reapers gave him.
>tfw saying goodbye to Liara for the last time EVER
i never asked for these feels
>>120800457
you can always replay the trilogy
>>120800457
>you will never settle down with Kaidan in a small house overlooking the Strait of Juan de Fuca and grow old together
>>120801745
>Strait of Juan de Fuca
incidentally that sounds very gay
>>120801745
Femshep + Kaidan OTP tbh
>>120802430
maybe if you area hopeless romantic
>>120802430
>>120802430
They can be fine if done right.
>>120800457
>>120805914
100,000 pounds?
>>120808216
Oftreatsandgams?
I got the reach and flexibility conversation, and I suggested "blowing off steam" with Garrus, but he's been calibrating for a few missions, now - does the next conversation take a while to trigger, or have I fucked something up?
>>120802430
renegade/kaidan is my canon desu sempai
>>120809173
>letting your shep bone a filthy alien
if you suggested going a few rounds/sparing instead of flirting you didn't trigger the romance.
MOOOOOOOOOT
>>120796809
It held a fertile, female krogan. The Reapers wanted her dead, and TIM was indoctrinated. In his own mind, he probably convinced himself that curing the genophage made the krogans too much of a long term threat to justify doing it in the short term, but really, he was doing it because the Reapers told him to.
>>120809621
>desu sempai
oh dear
>>120809679
i didn't know timmy was a connoisseur of femkros desu
>>120809759
it's glorious. i particularly like the dancing skeletons
>>120809759
best word filter in existence
>>120809854
wish they got baka too desu
>>120810491
bahahahaha
>>120768393
Man, Liarafaggots sure are autistic.
>>120772757
Yes, for the love of God, move on. No crazy space-cat ladies, here, please.
Word filter are shit desu sempai
>>120813450
what is or are the filters?
>>120815458
CUck - kek
T b h - desu
(Sempai)ily - senpai
Shake my head - baka
>>120820253
also social justice warrior to SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON
>>120820398
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON
What the fuck
S P A C E Z O M B I E S
>>120823014
Why do they not retain their electrical blast attack?
>>120813378
>crazy space-cat ladies
What?
>>120825568
still the spookiest enemy
>>120813110
I wouldn't have to make these autistic threads if anyone else could be bothered to
>>120828646
thank you anon for you've made so very many
>>120823665
consoles (and console players) probably couldn't handle it.
>>120829023
I do it for you <3
>>120825568
>husband dies
>buys a bunch of cats
>>120831657
space-cats
>>120834124
Always with the beheading of that damn statue.
>>120834124
Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week
>>120834614
???
>>120836897
S P O O K Y
P
O
O
K
Y
whatcha doin' /meg/
>tfw forget to save in ME1
>>120837705
wallowing in my misery
working up the nerve to get some studying donethinking about her
>>120837705
Browsing MEG, MGG, and now I'm going to play some more Destiny (I bought the Legendary Edition that included everything).
>>120837705
Thinking about what should I play now while I listen to Johnny Cash
>>120838863
>SAGE
I miss that
I can't stand Tali
>>120839013
same
>>120839069
same
>>120834517
That main theme
>>120837705
Dying after today's running.
>>120839069
That is pretty normal I believe.
Ded
we could just used medigel after nuke explosion to rezz whoever was left there
>>120768393
Why are there faggots begging for Liara in Andromeda?
>>120778469
But Harbinger and Sovereign both landed on actual planets and Harbinger fought with Shephard. What's the point of putting in a small mini thing?
And what was the original concept behind the Reaper's work?
>>120836897
Can you imagine if the photo of Tali with her facemask off was just that?
>>120794367
>bunny ears on a quarian
Oh my yes
>land on the moon
>it sounds windy
. . .
>>120846162
Because Liarafags are the worst
>>120850421
Fuck off Jacktrash
>>120852893
What is this talking about?
>>120853153
It's a poster at a theme park, apparently they're making a movie for the giant domed screen there
Are there femquars other than Tali who want a human?
>>120854523
There's one on illium complaining about her human bf
>>120794367
>bunny ears on halloween
>not Easter
talicancer
>>120846162
>>120850421
bullies not welcome desu
>>120854523
I remember those captions about quarian girls keking their bfs with humans. I...kinda liked them, I wouldn't mind seening them again
>>120852893
>4D
>>120856696
Only one I can remember is this one. I'd love to see more though.
>>120856421
Do you think Liara was bullied when she was younger?
>>120857013
iirc she says she got bullied for being a pureblood
>>120857746
>JackxMiranda
I'll pass.
>>120857746
How do you get to those stories? I thought masskink went dead ages ago.
>>120857974
>all those Liara and Ashley c.u.ck stories
>none of them filled
One job, Mass Kink. One job. Where's the fucking kink, goddamnt?
It's like the fagets on AdultFanfiction that write fics with the tag 'NoSex'. The why the fuck are you uploading it there?
>>120857974
Just saw it browsing through AO3, I guess people still tag them
>>120857746
what would batarians possibly need milk for?
>>120858347
they do on FF.net too
>>120859145
>custom shepard
what the fuck are you doing son
>>120858479
to feed their new foamers
>>120859202
self insertion
>>120859424
your shepard is ugly but good waifu
>>120859513
>mfw i actually look like my shepard
>>120859424
>self insertion
One of those faggots, huh?
>>120859841
yep.
but lets discuss the application of mass effect drives on cats.
>all the Reapers are heterosexual
>>120860564
>all the Reapers don't actually have a sexuality because they're robots
>>120860202
post a comparison senpai
>>120859424
>looking like this in real life
consider suicide
>>120861505
its ok. i dont mind it.
>>120859145
>>120859424
>>120859721
>>120860202
>that hair
JUST
you're in Afterlife and this guy walks up to your waifu and slaps her ass
What do you do?
>>120863350
hey that's that tripfag from /sp/
>>120864830
Yep, that's 190kg
>>120863350
I'd buy him a drink from that batarian guy
>>120863350
I think she'd just punch him in the face on her own. She doesn't seem like the girl to take unwanted groping lightly.
>>120864830
>from /sp/
No
>>120863350
Have a dance-off to see who's whiter
>>120865124
>dance-off
what's he going to do, the swansea shuffle?
>>120865076
199kgmasterrace is a known shitposter in /sp/
>>120865543
he's more prevalent on /int/
>>120863350
>>120865108
there's like 1 million variations of that pic.why did you post them anyway?
>>120846162
I don't know and I really hope we don't get anyone like her, i don't want or need reskins of old ME characters in the new game.
>>120850421
To be honest, it's not even like Liara's that bad. She's just kinda bland.
And Liarafags are still so insistent about parading her through every single thread, and then acting like faggoty stammering weebs if you suggest you don't actually think she's that great.
Haven't been here in a long time.
Wat up /meg?
>>120863350
watch her break his wrist while i finish my beer
>>120866202
bit rude senpai
>>120866376
I see Jackfags are still around.
>>120863350
Accept it, a weak quarian like me can't do anything against a 190cm tall human
>>120866834
His strength is quite formidable
>>120866697
we in here, famille
>>120866202
I'm still convinced that it's just one or two shitposter falseflagging as liarafags and trying to antagonize everyone against liarafags.it's probably talicancers doing it
>>120867421it's mostly just me and i'm a liarafag, but i'm shitposting and generally only when the thread is dead
>>120867354
But Liara is one true waifu, not some hood rat experiment went wrong.
>>120867421
it shouldn't be anyone against anyone bru
also i never romanced tali but she isn't that bad, really. obscure waifus (at least obscure on /meg/) deserve love toodon't quite understand why there's so much inflation and weight gain porn of her though
>>120867945
>>120867945
>hood rat experiment went wrong
>mfw
get that smug blue bint outta here cuz
and take your mating tube replicas too, cunt
>>120868097
Pretty fuckin' good. She should ditch the Justicar head things, but other than that, it's excellent.
>>120868097
You do know most asari are out of shape civilians.
>>120867913
kek
>mfw stirring shit between waifufags in a dead general
how did it come to this
how much halloween candy do you think liara and tali have been getting into?
>>120868540
>how did it come to this
reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m8qJbEY6lo
>>120868357
Overly aggressive Jackfags. Smh senpai, baka.
>>120868646
>inflationism
Goddamnit, they even did it to my other waifu.
I like plumper girls, but what the fuck?
>>120868907
Autism has its reasons of which reason knows nothing
>>120868818
i've become everything i swore i never would be
>>120868818
>even smaller tits than Jack
Lel.
>>120868646
>>120868907
Horrible.
neanderthaliara
>>120868646
Liara probably had a few bits of human candy, but prefers the sweets that aethyta sent her awhile ago.
Tali gazes longingly at the bowl of candy in the mess, occasionally she takes a piece and watches as it stretches and cracks in her grip. The whole concept is rather uncommon on the fleet.
At some point she either buys or shep/garrus gives her some random sweets in sealed tubes that fit perfectly in her helmet's intake port.
While some of the other women are smoking, Tali has one of said tubes protruding from her artificial snout, like a semi transparent horn.
Of course nothing happens without consequence and soon she realizes that the suit's internal reservoir of mouthwash and oral cleansing agent isn't enough to cope with her intake of sweets.
None of them balloon up to that size though. Although after the war most of the crew do put on a few pounds, including Tali and Liara.
>>120869329
But Jack never had any boob to speak of.
>>120869119
What has gone so wrong? With Mass Effect and your life?
>>120869875
genuinely good cosplay desu
>>120869816
more than a few pounds with the weight of alittle blue baby
Has there ever been a good femtur cosplay on par with the 1010 Asari?
Like, Asari and Quarians aren't that hard. I want to see some expertly done Krogans, or something.
last one, need to stop procrastinating
>>120870217
good asari cosplay is quite rare
good quarian cosplay is impossible, human heads are too large
So I played Mass Effect when it came out and even ME2 but I only did the demo part of ME3. I got the trilogy disc for PS3 as a gift but since I moved out and can't use my console I'm considering just downloading it on PC. I'd like to do "everything" to really experience the games and that includes romance since I never bothered. I love femshep but I don't want to romance guys or Liara, kinda leaning towards Ashley for the first game and Jack for the second. Can you romance her in the third? Or is that Chest McMuscles and the other gay woman? I'd romance Wrex but he's off limits for some reason. I don't like birds or frogs so I'm not interested in Garrus or Thane.
I guess I gotta go with maleshep but I'm not sure what class is the most fun. I remember the biotic charge one (vanguard?) in ME2 was great but it feels weak in the first game so far. I guess infiltrator with sniper works. They overhauled biotics in ME2 and made it more fun iirc so should I just go soldier with heavy armor and assault rifle in the first and resign myself to boring combat? Also fuck Mako missions, I'm not looking forward to that.
>>120870826
You can't have jack or ash as a female
Adept is fun in all three games
>>120868393
>She should ditch the Justicar head things
they're probably used to hiding the seams of where the plastic scalp is attached to her real one
>>120868646
why
>>120871339
>why
why did i post that image or why did i post that song
>>120870310
There are good quarian cosplays out there.
>>120870310
pic related is best one in my opinion
>>120871337
Yeah that's what I was trying to convey. I gotta go with maleshep. How is the adept playstyle in the first game? I remember it being quite alright in the second. Also is the multiplayer dead in ME3? I'm not even sure what you do in it but I can't believe it would survive any real measure of time.
>>120871625
Oh okay. You can romance Jack in the third but there is barely any content for her. In fact the only characters with much romance content in 3 are Liara, Kaidan and Ash
Adept is less fun in 1 than 2, but not boring either. It's really fun and powerful in 3 though
The MP isn't dead
>>120871461
yes
>>120871598
almost perfect, freckles look a bit off though
>>120871886
fuck you it's a good song
last one I have
>>120871848
Ah thanks. So it's going to be Ash-Jack-Ash in terms of romance then? Hope she won't kill me for cheating on her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzIK5FaC38w
>>120872262
Ash is an absolute bitch in 2
>>120871848
>mfw adept in 3
>>120872530
I hope they drop biotics in Andromeda and go harder on actual science in the fiction.
>>120872880
>go harder on actual science in the fiction.
>>120872880
I like Meer, he looks like a nice guy
>>120873321
is that him? he did the best voice work in the series with this line desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ2FcT9zT5Q
>>120872953
Nigga is wanting a consistent universe not powered by magical Reaper farts that much of a stretch? Or having every firearm in the whole of galaxy somehow switch from sinks to rounds in a few years?
>>120873321
Yes he is.
>>120873948
space magic > hard science fiction
in books hard scifi is better though
>>120874052
Space magic is never as good as hard sci-fi simply because you end up with, at most, a mash up of tropes belonging to a 50's pulp novel.
Take planets for example. Do you know what kind of weird planetary bodies deep space research is uncovering? With space magic we end up with the desert planet, the ice planet and some backward agrarian utopia. Kinda like the new Star Wars.
Instead of something like this - http://www.space.com/159-strangest-alien-planets.html.
>>120874952
mass effect was designed to be pulpy though
>>120875043
I hope Andromeda won't be. I am getting tired of space fantasy. There is so much cool stuff out there and we are stills tuck with humans with weird foreheads as aliens.
Shit we had a space game and absolutely no zero gravity segments in it. Zero gravity gameplay was the best part of Dead Space.
>>120875713
there were in 1 and 3, just with magboots
>>120872880
I kind of liked the idea of biotics, especially the concept of red sand addiction and amps and all that
but overall yeah, hard science >
>>120874952
cool list, thanks
w-what happened to Curiosity
>>120875785
It's really not the same. Or as fun.
>>120875793
We don't have to do orbital mechanics by hand. Just use all these new and interesting concepts. So many new weapons, so many new modes of transport, so many new lifeforms.
How about tight fitting space suits which are actually viable?
Weapons that fire slugs at such high speeds that they ignite the atmosphere through which they travel?
Nuclear powered X-ray lasers with ranges in light minutes?
Enough firepower to glass a planet ten times over that doesn't involve stupidly large objects in space?
>>120876452
You might like this.
https://www.eso.org/public/images/archive/category/exoplanets/
>>120876976
yes, I do.
>>120876976
>eso
pleb space agency desu
>>120878871
plebs use imperial
>>120878871
holy fuck i'm retarded i meant esa
>>120878983
"plebs" have been to the moon and put a rover on mars :^)
>>120876675
I'm more interested in tech for day to day life; translators, whatever replaces the omni-tool, transports, habitats, suits. Weapons are cool but I want to know what makes ship life possible.
It wasn't a big part of the ME games but the fact that you could wander down to the engineering deck was always cool to me.
The only thing I liked better was shit like being able to wander around on ME 1's Citadel.
>>120879136
>USSR:
>First artificial satellite
>First signals from space
>First animal in orbit
>First lunar spacecraft
>First human-made object in heliocentric orbit
>First impact into another celestial body (Moon)
>First photos of far side of the Moon
>First animals and plants returned alive from space
>First human spaceflight (Yuri Gagarin)
>First planetary flyby (Venus)
>First woman in space (Valentina Tereshkova)
>First soft landing on another celestial body (Moon)
>First photos from another celestial body
>First impact into another planet (Venus)
>First artificial satellite to orbit another celestial body: the Moon
>etc etc
>USA:
>g-guys we had people on the moon that means we won the space race, right?
>>120880229
>german swallowing slavic penis
Submitting to your servile instincts as usual I see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>120880558
That makes literally no sense, and regardless how often you post that that video, it still doesn't suddenly become funny or true.
>muh mars mission
Curiosity was a joint mission funded by a lot of countries, not just America, for example the Radiation assessment detector was 100% German.
And I seem to recall a certain Mars probe that crashed because some American technician couldn't differentiate between metric and imperial...
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Climate_Orbiter
>>120881125
Fucking computer at work always defaults to German google...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Climate_Orbiter
not that it would be hard to switch to the English site by your are're self...
>>120881125
mhmm, and what exactly has the "european" "space" agency accomplished other than nearly failing a routine comet landing?
>>120881427
forcing NASA into using metric instead of imperial
>>120881754
>muh units of measurement
while the ussr (metric) was getting their people killed fucking around with soyuz after their only decent aerospace engineer died we were landing on the moon
>>120882087
>b-but we landed on the moon! the moon!!!
>>120882223
>b-but you're using different units from me!!!
europeans ladies and gentlemen
>>120882330
patrician as fuck.
>>120882330
>>120882582
>>120882582
while the mainlanders are arguing about muh arbitrary definitions of distances and weights the anglosphere has been dominating real science for centuries
>>120882796
better than ded desu
>>120853153
They're making a Mass Effect ride at the theme park that used to be called California Adventures, right next to Disneyland in Anaheim. I figure 4D means 3D + auditorium effects/feedback like shaking, moving around on a platform like a ride/whatever, like Honey, I Shrunk the Audience in Disneyland.
>>120882796
Can't help it.
I'm conceding though because I'm heading to Burger King now before heading home which makes the American the winner after all I guess.
>>120881125
>regardless how often you post that that video, it still doesn't suddenly become funny or true.
debatable
>>120882938
>Honey, I Shrunk the Audience in Disneyland
That's at Disneyland as well? I've been to the one at Epcot
>>120882994
>Burger King
I'm sorry
>>120882994
How many MT's could Femshep fit in her mouth with a jaw like that?
>>120883170
Yep, I assume it's as lame at Epcot as it is in California.
>Hating Burger King
I'd be pissed if I wasn't on a diet and not eating BK anyway.
>>120882994
Cultural victory is best way to win
>>120883079
i never fail to laugh at it, particularly when he goes into an autism induced fit
>>120883307
i love it, the whole cheesy "circa 1975 vision of the future" theme at Epcot and Tomorrowland is great
>>120883469
Yeah, I like Tomorrowland itself, but Honey I Shrunk The Audience specifically is eh.
>>120886775
This would be even more confusing if she had Liara or samaras face
>>120882087
>while the ussr (metric) was getting their people killed fucking around with soyuz after their only decent aerospace engineer died we were landing on the moon
Some ignorant bullshit as usual.
Thorian...
>>120888898
Russian spotted
>>120888997
If I take out that neural node will you die?
>>120889108
There always been one or two slavs, not a big deal.
hustle bones coming out of you're waifus mouth?
>>120885773
Mordin looks uncomfortable and unhappy
>>120891304
He knows how crappy the game is.
is that halloween stuff gone now? finally.
rumor has it that liara is gifted with humongousMT
>>120891673
Motherly tenderness?
>>120891673
it's the truth
>>120891673
masturbation tendencies?
>>120882087
wasn't about half your leading staff german?
>>120883307
>How many MT's could Femshep fit in her mouth with a jaw like that?
It can't stretch much more so two at most.
>>120893313
Sure thing, m'lord
>>120891673
Milk-filled Titties?
>>120894015
Oh damn, that would be nice. Who could choose between hers and Samara's though?
>>120894739
Samara's milk is probably all dried up
>>120894823
Her milk has a faint flavor of dehydrated berry but the fluid wasn't dried away I thought.
>EDI will never crush your pelvis
WHO'S SHUTTING THE FUSION TORCHES DOWN
>>120899470
Her posture's almost as fucked up as femshep's
>>120900578I think she's lacking her right leg
I've lost shields!
>>120905556
This should punch through their armor!
>>120905556
>>120905665
ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE!
>>120905810
HOLD ON!
>no option to romance Chakwas
What was Bioware thinking?
what class did you play as and why wasn't it infiltrator?
>>120907527
bioware themselves aren't mature enough to want to so they don't think their audience would?
>>120907527
>wanting to romance a crusty old bitch who's racist against synthetics
>>120909312
>racist against synthetics
uh in english, doc?!
Sounds like you don't trust our turian guest.
>>120907527
they should have added Chakwas and Hackett or something for the girls instead of the tokens
>>120911290
>Hackett
>>120911546
Name a better DILF in ME
you can't
>>120911680
Hackett is loyal to zaeed
>>120911680
Aethyta
>>120911784
Sorry hon, no sex
>>120911680
Bailey
>>120911680
Thane
>>120905810
hold the line
hold the line
hold the line
>>120915998
Kirrahe is a big fan of Toto.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mkmUdUYgH0
>>120905810
STOP!DROP AND ROLL!
anee hyumen hieere?
Hypothetically, if I wanted to play the whole ME saga from start to disappointing finish, all DLCs with choices carrying over, how and where would I do that?
Is there a collection disc or something?
>>120917440
Batarian pls. You'd want to cum your foam onto our wiffles' toesor exposed and upturned soles if they're slutty enoughbut pls go.
>>120917440
post fomed slut toes! HRJUK HRJUK HRJUK!
>>120918289
piratebay
>>120878983
NASA uses metric, broski.
>>120881125
>And I seem to recall a certain Mars probe that crashed because some American technician couldn't differentiate between metric and imperial...
NASA has outsourced some of the probe development to a private company who used imperial.
>>120919346
not until recently
http://orig13.deviantart.net/7b37/f/2015/304/2/a/jane_and_sam_in___space_pirate_by_rastifan-d9f098t.jpg
>>120920120
Then you should've written USED.
>>120919441
>>120920253
you're deflecting from the basic problem of not generally using metric at all times.
Would you like to live on a colony in ME?
>>120920687
Of course. I'd want to know about its ecosystem, for example, what the world has that's smaller than the snow-crabs and larger than the pterodactyls, and the same for each of the planet's environments.
>>120920652
No, everyone knows imperial is dumb as fuck.
But you said they still use it, and that it was their fault for using imperial for the destruction of the MCO.
The company they outsourced to used imperial because every person in the US learn it as children.
NASA and the military both use metric, and have been for quite some time.
>>120922083
Larger. Elephant sized herbivores who walk on stilts of ivory like bone that the crabs can't climb, and they feed on algae that grow atop of the snow by using large pitchfork like protrusions poking out from their mouth.
A stray snowcrab or two tends to follow along at times.
Largely peaceful, rather clever and they've been known to stay in one place for weeks just to prop up a comrade who has lost or broke a stilt leg, till it has regenerated. If they were to fall into the snow it would be hard to get up again, and the smaller organisms would feast upon it.
Smaller would be dragonfly like insects that hang out near hot springs in great swarms. Some suck blood from stilt-ephants, others feast upon parasites inside said creatures thick fur. All are preyed upon by the pterodactyls along the silvery winged fish that live in the hot springs.
These fish can't fly but use their winglike fins as heat radiators, poking them out from the water to mediate their temperature when they're getting too warm.
There's plant life too, most of it is small and derived from algae in some way but a few examples of larger flora can be found. such as the large hollow treas who act as wind breaks and barriers to the silt-ephants, algae are attracted to these hollow trees and nestle on its surface where they can be safe from the herbivores. The hollow trees also serve as hives and shelter to many small creatures, snow crabs, ice-leeches.. the trees welcomes all and absorbs whatever nutrition it can from waste and dead creatures.
Many stilt-ephants carry seeds of hollow trees in their fur, which sprout when the creature dies.
Snow crabs eat mostly anything, and are in turn eaten by various blind creatures covered in armour that waddle around under the snow, and their hives tend to be crushed by stilt-ephants since all the biomass from the hive makes algae grow and that attracts them.
>>120889108
Reminder that Korolyev, man who made soviet space program possible, was Ukrainian and imprisoned in russian lager for his experiments.
>>120925132
>imprisoned in russian lager
like he's kept in a giant bottle?
>>120925181
No, it's soviet labour camp.
>>120923690
Are the stilt-elephants more like the striders or are they bulkier like a behemoth of 'the Mist'? It's lovely overall.
>>120925284
I'd imagine more like the behemoth. Wide and sturdy, if they fall they die.Sounds like a bioware slogan for a new game..
But I think strider like creatures could be found too, perhaps they are predatory and use their stilts to spear fish and creatures in the snow.
Glad you're a fan, that post ballooned fast.
>>120925271
A labour camp where they make liquor?
>>120925598
Maybe? It's hard to survive Russian winter without vodka.
>tfw can't decide just how much I really need an N7 hoodie
>>120925284
>or are they bulkier like a behemoth of 'the Mist'?
They can't be too big. Square-cube law, and all.
>>120925775
You really don't.
Unless you want to look like Conrad Werner.
>>120925775
You don't need it at all, it's shit.
>>120925667
No, It's not hard, you westerners have really outdated view on this country
>>120926375
Well, for some it still is. But keep in mind we're talking about time before siberia got turned into massive gas extraction facility for eurasian continent.
>>120905810
SCOPED AND DROPED
New Cosanon pic-
Russians are strange desu
>>120929704
Too qt.
>>120929704
>femshep
>>120927875that face looks bad
>>120930283your face looks bad
>>120931504
it looks like she has downs
>>120927875
>>120931504
>>120931636
so a typical anime face then
>>120929869
I'm, sorry that you feel this wayfaggot
>>120932893
OH SHI..
>>120929704
probably not amazon enough to be femshep, but hotter than hell itself.
>>120935261
>femshep
>amazon
She's some sort of... skinnyfat cyborg
>>120935418
noodle hands
>>120934776
>>120934776
>>120936641
I don't know why I quoted you
>>120932893
Femshep is vomit inducing you massive plebeian
>>120936641
>>120937051
What's your choice, /meg/ ?
>>120937379
There's only 1 good ending. It is red.
>>120937379
Red because waifu
>>120937379
Red ending is the only one that makes sense. Saren tried to synthesize with the reapers and look how he ended up. Illusive man tried to control the reapers and look how he ended up. They were both indoctrinated and turned into slaves.
im replaying me1 with default dudeshep, i had a character plan set out but with his face and voice i'm finding it impossible to not play him as an insane, paranoid person unfit for command. it is fucking hilarious.
>>120937379
gotta go green. losing EDI is not worth it
>>120935261
>not amazon enough to be femshep
Everyone is more amazon than femshep, man.
>but hotter than hell itself
Not really. She's fairly attractive, but that's about it.
>>120938474
ME1 dudeshep was a magnificent asshole. too bad some of it got lost in the later games.
>>120938474
Play as a cerberusdrone
Punch all aliens
If your waifu aint blue, the pairing ain't true
>>120937379
Blu
>>120938557
>Add your energy to the crucible's
SHADOW BORKER
>>120938762
>decided to leave the council to geth
>visit Rodam Expeditions
>the turian salesman is salty as fuck
>mfw
miri
>>120941647
It must have taken bioware some serious effort to manage to make her look like this
>>120941930
I guess I'm stuck with her
I've recently fallen in love with Far cry. What would a far cry style game set in ME be like? What kind of mooks would you like to see? Batarian pirates? Quarian radicals?
>>120942823
bt slaughter hughmon terrorist
>>120942823
>quarian radicals
a hole in their suit and they're done
>BT pirates
BT are manly enough , so why not
Why didn't the quarians set up shop on some airless rock in the terminus? That way they'd have shipyards and a place to live that didn't have the potential of exploding. And they could extract minerals to sell and build new ships.
>>120943647
what exactly is the point of this spoiler tag
>>120943647
gypsy tier IQ
>>120944062
I can't answer that question.
>can't romance Chakwas
>can't romance Dr. Michel
>can't romance Admiral Raan
>can't bone Samara
It's like Bioware is purposely fucking with me.
>"Heh, nothin personel kit.."
>>120944450
Xen is probably more kinky
>>120945192
>probably
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
-KL
>>120947382
every time
>>120945192
too insane
>>120947382
classic
>>120944631
>>120947382
Kai Leng's spin off when?
>>120949186
I'm sure there will be one in Andromeda.
He'll betray the Not!Shepard and say:nothin personell, kid
http://imgur.com/a/FdWew
http://i.imgur.com/2Qm2wKr.jpg
>ME1 quest bugs out and gives me 9999999 credits by completing itself repeatedly
well okay
>>120952918
I always end up with the limit of credits in ME1. There aren't too many things to spend them on
>>120949564
>femshep as wonder woman
it..doesn't look bad?
http://i.imgur.com/qTuLBcT.jpg
don't die /meg/,pls
>want some steamy mass effect erotica
>it's a femshep is a futa amazon and dominates miranda story
when life gives you lemons
>>120956629
>can't handle the pace of /meg/
>I'm very good information broker, Shepard.
>>120957794
best waifu
Does Liara mind the fling with Kelly? I'm replaying ME2 and I think Kelly wants to fuck (she started saying "it's always nice chatting with you" instead of the regular line)
[Motion Ashley to shoot /meg/]
>>120958169
no, she doesn't care
if you just want her to feed your fish, you can invite her up to dinner but not fuck her later
>>120958169
You can talk all you want, but if you fuck her, she'll know
>>120958169
No, I "romance" Kelly every time so my fish are always fed. Even if you romance someone on the ship , your LI will not notice you have a "thing" with kelly
>>120958867
>but if you fuck her, she'll know
you'd think that would be true but it isn't. even if your LI is a ME2 squadmate they don't care
http://i.imgur.com/5PYLBTo.jpg
>>120958994
I thought she's like Samantha in that her 'romance' locks you out of others. Poor Kelly
>>120959049
She mentions it though, right?
>>120959957
>>120960054
also even though she doesn't know you're a bitch nigga if you aren't loyal desu
>>120960054
I must be remembering something else then
http://i.imgur.com/3EfRpgi.jpg
>>120947382
I didn't understand what was happening the first time I read this. I couldn't believe he would write it after what had just happened on Thessia or that Bioware would think it was okay.
>Kai Leng eating cereal
>>120961161
>Eating cereal
>Peeing everywhere
What an adrenaline junkie.
>>120961161
>>120961595i don't get it
>>120961161
That would be pretty hard with chopsticks
>>120961689
Kai Leng is from one of the horrible ME novels originally. In one of them, he breaks into Anderson's apartment IIRC, and because he's such an "adrenaline junkie" he starts fucking around in the apartment, doing stuff like taking out Anderson's cereal and eating it, and then pissing in a potted plant. It's supposed to show how stealthy and crazy and skilled he is I suppose, but after how he was presented in 3 it became infamous and a meme.
>>120962060
>taking out Anderson's cereal and eating it, and then pissing in a potted plant
i
what
>>120961689
From a book. He contacts the Illusive Man while sitting on a table eating cereal
Because he's just that edgy
>>120962182
There's a picture of the book page this occurs on, I'm sure another anon here has it.
>>120961808
not to mention his stomach pains as he can't digest lactose
wasn't kai leng in a wheelchair or something? how is he a super ninja if his legs don't work?
>>120963272
His legs are augmented
>>120963272Nanomachines, son.
>>120963272mass effect fields
>>120963272Anderson shot him in the legs when Kai Leng stole his Frooty Pebbles.
I always save Ashley on Virmire and I wanted to try something different but Kaidan is just so boring...........
>>120965582
I did the same thing in my first playthrough and I agree, he's boring but he gets surprisingly better in ME3. Now I save Kaidan in Virmire
>>120965582
hecoocksyoua dinnerin me3 citadel dlc
>>120966242
can't type on a tablet t.bh fa.m
>>120965582
being boring is typically better than being a cunt
>>120965582
>talking about bacon, beer, and Canada with your bro
>boring
Just finished 3 senpai
Bit disappointed by the ending, im not really sure what happened after i grabbed the things
>>120967853
You created ashepherdfor reapers.
>>120967853
congratulations,you got yourself indoctrinated
>>120967853
>Picking blue
>>120967853
Good choice, control is the least bad of the endings
>>120968553
>>120968650
Do both choices blow up all the relays? I thought the control wouldn't kill the relays thats why i did it, so much for that
>>120969017
They are rebuilt very quickly in control and synthesis.
Which waifus are l*wd enough to wear mesh/fishnet thongs for their husbandos?
>>120969604
so it was a completely pointless decision?
>>120969687
Also wtf, i went with Tali but then she went and an-hero'd on planet Geth or whatever. But then before the last battle there was a scene where i started giving her the sausage. Was that supposed to be a flashback? she was going on about the battle
>>120970216
>I went with tali
those are fighting words around these parts
>>120969687
>Sided with the geth
You bloody monster
>>120970216
Every decision you made for the past 3 games are pointless in the end.
>>120970216
in theory you could've saved both quarians and the geth if you have played from me2 for more war assets but you did good killing those space gypsies
>>120970398
I like em exotic bruh, i was also hoping to see her face at some point but that didn't end well, probably should've gone for Liara
>>120970596
I did try to save both but i started punching that stupid gypsie admiral which probably messed it up a bit
Should I make a maleshep to romance Tali or a femshep to romance Garrus? Help please.
>>120970829
>probably should've gone for Liara
everyone realizes this in the end
>>120970875
femshep garrus is apparently good
>>120970829
did you have paragon and renegade options abailable when you had to choose geth or quarians?
>>120965582
>not immediately sacrificing ashley because of her problematic attitude
>>120970829
I don't understand how people don't get this game. It's so easy
Also, breaking pleb is shit
>>120971179
well no or i would've chosen right? nearly everything else i had both options available
>>120971389
>Breaking Pleb
>relevant to anything in this thread
>>120957138
you seem to have forgotten to provide a link
>>120970875
>a maleshep to romance Tali
i'm doing this right now family, you should aswell so we can be game twins
What bodytype do you have /meg/?
>>120973839
Big Beautiful Femtur.
>>120973839
Beanpole.
>>120973839
in between builtfat and chubbyfat
>>120972623
That's what I was leaning towards, since I just finished a femshep run romancingLiara
One other question, is it even possible to create a decent-looking maleshep, or should I just stick to Sheploo?
>>120975681
As far as I know it's impossible, but I have only tried in ME1
>>120970216
>Also wtf, i went with Tali but then she went and an-hero'd on planet Geth or whatever
holy top shit anon
i think i've fallen in love with my waifu
>>120977250
That's okas long as your waifu is not Liara
>>120977504
fuck you she's mine
>>120977250
welcome aboard
>>120978018i've felt sort of like this for months without realizing it
>>120978150if it gets worse, get help
>>120978150How did it happen? I fell in love with her when she made that time capsule, that scene was....too much
>>120978335"help me doctor i'm in love with a blue video game character with tentacles for hair"
>>120971389
>Breaking Bad
His pic isnfrom The Wire though.
God tier show, Cedric best cop
>>120978419Nothing specific did it, although the part where she shares her memories and the part on the beam run make my heart hurt
>>120973839
Skinnyfat but i'm changing that, started lifting 3 months ago
>>120977504
>>120977628
her heart belongs to someone else
>>120978765
Why do you have to bully me victoria?I'm very fragile
a waifukicking f*mshep into a pit of spikes?
>Udina or Anderson for council
does it matter?
>>120983248
not really
pick udina so that 3's story is slightly less retarded
>playing ME2 on origin just opens up steam and plays it from there
lol
>>120983248
not one bit. you can literally decide at the beginning of mass effect 2 again and in 3 it defaults to udina anyway.
1500 is good. Your captain will be pleased.
>>120985028
1500 femturs?
>>120985223
1500 dead ones
>>120985637
why would that be good
>>120985720
Because they're fucking dead.
>>120986439
remove REMOVE
>>120986542
okay if you're not ready for the truth
>>120985720
because they aren't alive
if you don't like femturs you should probably fuck off back to /dag/ desu
>>120987108
but that is where femturfaggots should go. take all the talicancer with you while you are at it please
>>120987685
>plays a space game
>doesn't want to fuck all sorts of exotic aliums
what is wrong with you
>>120985028
spectres are trouble, call me paranoid.
>>120987808
there are exotic aliens, it's that just turians and quarians are disgusting plagues that deserve to be eradicated
>>120987896
You're paranoid
nibbling on the back of an asaris neck?
>>120991403
Groos but arousing
>>120991403
>you accidentally break off a scale and swallow it
>>120991879
she loves the way it feels and knows how much you like that area, so she puts in extra effort to keep things clean
>>120988147
What about female krogan?
>>120992069
do asari getsmegmaon their tentacles?
>>120991128
>tfw playing manshep and talking to kaidan
>he doesn't talk to you after eden prime
>first conversation is about his none girlfriend
holy fuck no wonder people virmire him. atleast ash gives a shit as femshep, kaidan is literally walking furniture
>>120992410
>>he doesn't talk to you after eden prime
>>first conversation is about his none girlfriend
what
>>120992575
straight after eden prime. you can talk to ash about jenkins/her squad as femshep. kaidan has nothing to say. then i finished feros and his opening conversation is about rahna. it's depressing.
>>120992148
Blue waifus are best waifusI can't believe I don't have a version of this pic with Shepard
>>120993168
What aboutpurplewaifus?
>>120992910
kaidan is generally more downbeat than ash
i'm not a fan of carth either, but for what it's worth, he's the least bitchy in 2 and 3
>>120993276Nice, but I prefer light blue. Also, we shouldn't forget about the most exotic woman in the galaxy
>>120993641
second best light blue waifu after blueberry
shiala is based too
>>120993874
What about asari milfs, with their ever-growing breasts....truly the best race
>>120994383
bit too scaly for my tastes desuand i don't think liara would like anyone looking at her dead mother
>>120993497
i really like kaidan he's one of the only normal people in the series, i'm just surprised at the difference. they deliberately made him even less dynamic if you're not playing a female character it's quite a feat.
>I am the genetic destiny of the asari, but they are not ready to reveal this, and so I must die.
What did Morinth mean by this?
>>120994946
that she was an idiot
>>120994946
She was the Asari god
>>120994946
Classic baddie quote before dying, I think. You know, the baddie tries to prove that she's right and everyone else is wrong, then dramatically dies.
Or maybe...If asari breeding among themselves have more chances of spawning ardat-yakshi, when the asari take over the galaxy and overpopulate it (Through interracial breeding), there will be more chances of ardat-yakshi spawning all around. What a destiny, extinction.
You know what's creepy about all this? The "they are not ready to reveal this" part. That smells like some kind of conspiracy stuff.
>>120994946
that liara is a whore
>>120995758
remove now!
>>120995737
>...If asari breeding among themselves have more chances of spawning ardat-yakshi, when the asari take over the galaxy and overpopulate it (Through interracial breeding), there will be more chances of ardat-yakshi spawning all around. What a destiny, extinction
deep
>when his "waifu" isn't liara
>>120999817
>when his "waifu" isn't liara
this is also known as "having good taste"
>>120999934
post you're waifu if your a bad boy, you prick
>>120999817
>when your waifu isn't liara
>>121002551
>you will never travel back in time and meet Samara during her slutty phase
>>121002551
>asari jack
hello meg
>>120993168
why not? got you covered anyway.
good night
>>121002946
>forgot the image
no waifu dreams for you!
>>121002946
didn't post pic, silly me.
>>121002946
>>121003118
Hi Germany, not exactly what I had in mind but that's good enough. The worst part is I'm sure I've seen a version with a drawn Shepard in N7 armor, but I couldn't find it. Oh well
>>121002946
night WESTERN
>>121006668
Is that a statue of Miranda's ass?
I wouldn't keep the Illusive Man waiting.
>>121007765
Yes.
>>121007016
And the rest of her...
I have been gone since 2013 and literally just came back to play all the DLC in ME3. I have a couple of questions.
Is that custom ending mod any good?
Team 1 or team 2?
Did that one guy ever finish all the drinks based on characters?
>>121012347
JohnP's alternate MEHEM is good
just shagged a lady wearing a really elaborate femtur costume ask me anything
>>121014964
On a scale of 0 to 10, how much do you hate yourself right now?
>>121014964
What was it made of, and how badly injured are you?
>2008 was 15 years ago
>>121016918
>>121016918
And Liara is still the best...!!
>>121018665
Kasumi butt > Miranda butt
>>121020279
Agreed.
>>121021216
>>121020279
what about Hackett's ?
>>121022773
Too hairy and saggy
>>121025330
anon! This is very lewd.
>>121025631
>animal feet
>lewd
fem krogan nude night
>>121029362
weekly event for Illium/Citadel/Omega etc. stripclubs?
>>121029930
specialised targets on illium/citadel/omega firing ranges.
>>121014964
how does it feel being a liar AND a faggot?
>>121029930
are slarians welcome?
I can't stand liara. She's the shadow broker, and yet she's utterly useless.And I hate her voice.
>>121033013
>welcome
that's a stretch, the krogan regard them suspiciously. They can enter though, they tend to be guiltily lavish as clientele.
honkingfemkrogams and derrieres?
>>121033160
thank you for sharing with the class
Hope there'll be morealien waifusin ME: Andromeda.
>>121033745
why aren't they releasing more Andromeda news? cisquisition already had its cast leaked when it as a year away from release
>>121033745
I agree.
>>121035056
4 more days, mate.
>>121033160
She's the Shady Baker
>>121012820
Any compelling reason to chose it over the original?
>>121036289
the original has a bunch of terribly done original voice acting and stuff. the alternate is basically the same as original ending but you get to see shepard alive at the memorial scene
>he unironically has a hughmon waifu
>>121035941
What's in 4 days, N7 day?
>>121040761
>petite Tali
>not a giantess
what is this shit
>>121035056
don't get your hopes up, anon, it will be a big disappointment
>>121040761
Tali is too cute. I'm a bit surprised the artist didn't draw her face since her hands and neck are exposed, why would she have to wear the mask. Or atleast one of those small rebreather thingies miranda and co wore in ME2.
>>121040928
Tali is a giantess, Liara's simply bigger and more built.
>>121041038
at least it'll make MEG less ded for a month or two
>>121041323
>Liara
>built
She's toned, that's about it.
>>121041312
Quarians have other orifices, too, anon.
>>121041312
No one would have cared who she is if the author had not put on the mask
>>121042337
she's a small girl
>>121042120
Hermetically sealed panties?
>>121043028
Nah.
>>121043156
What if they go *plop* when you remove them?
>>121033745
delicious chicken breasts
Garlic bread?
Anyone have that story where shep and co are having dinner with wrex on a Savannah and then PETA shows up?
>>121043772
Cheddar biscuits use some garlic powder
>>121043850
I think so, I'll have to see what I titled it then I might find it.
hello meg
>>121033745
picture unrelated I presume
>>121040761
>no segregation
>>121041773
dem thunderthighs
>>121044598
Pic very related, I want mytomboy female turian.
>>121045401
you sicken me
>>121045401
Not something I'd have asked for but I respect your tastes.
Femturs are cute.
>>121045896
What kind of character do YOU want to see, german guy?
>>121043850
Yep, found it. Or I think it must be this one.
>>121046290
a BT qt obviously
>>121044598
>thunderthighs
Not even close.
>>121049025
Looks way better than original.
Although not quite as original's original I guess.
>>121040928
here you go, anon
>>121041773
/meg/ is simply undead
>>121050329
>You came to the wrong vessel, bosh'tet
>>121050661
>quarian acts like a spic that throws in random words in sentences
Imma shove a burrito up your culo, ese!
>>121046642
Thank you!
liara?
>>121053814
is shit
>>121054003
>twenty eight fucking seconds
you can't make this shit up
>>121054069
h-huh?
>>121054179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5bxf1LxAa4
>>121054224
that's 27
>>121054368
>0:00/0:28
>>121054507
>>121055068
not my fault your computer can't count desu
>>121055182
it's 27 for me too
>>121055725
it started at 28 then switched to 27 as soon as playback started
odd
>>121052980
>I'm committed, cien por ciento, jefeee!
>>121055725
in citadel dlc you get 1 battle against cerberus with her in AAA and then atattoomaking scene in your apartment which is about extra 20 seconds if you don't count the battle itself baka desu senpai
>>121057905
Yurofag here, do mexicans really speak like that?
>>121058227
>>121058343
I don't know, anon, I'm yuro myself, I just combined his words throught the game in 1 line
>>121058343
for some weird reason writers think non-native speaker americans do that. you don't see me dropping german words into conversations either,oder?
>>121058227
>>121059773
I WILL DESTROY YOU, CYKA!
I'VE LOST MY SHIELDS, BLYAD!
TAKE COVER, PIDOR!
>>121061580
>bare feet
>>121061580
>>121062340
>crotch zipper
Damn, Miranda's kinky.
>>121062631
She may be genetically perfect, but she still needs to pee.
>>121061637
>>121063059
Nah, it's for easy access to her puss and butt.
>>121062340
>that zipper
>>121062340
>neckfat
>>121059773
I do that once or twice, but that's only here on /meg/ and because I think some termsBoypussy.sound funny in my language.
>>121061696
Sounds like a shitty suit.
Although they're so tight that I don't see how they'd fit any waste reclamation in the suits. They're all shitty.
>>121063486
Lately quarian feet and especially hands have started tocreep me the fuck out.
>>121062340
Oh baby.
>>121062340
Christ. The amount of boob sweat that thing collects must be obscene
>>121063693
Is there a single long opening for exposing both or is it two separate mechanisms?
>>121063951
That is someones fetish.
>>121063923
>have started to creep me the fuck out.
Good, they should. They ARE really fucking creepy.
>>121064053
There's two sliders. You can either open up for both holes, or use the second zipper to only expose one hole.
>>121062340
found another pic of her and .. uhh yea see for yourselves
>>121064386
Yes, hello, that's me
>>121063923
is that eddrf ?
>>121064729
That's me!
>>121064524
what am I supposed to be seeing?
I don't think that's the same thing...
>>121064846
How's things, eddy?
>>121064864
Cats are much better than aliens
>>121064996
Rather well actually. I've done the things I should have today and now I'm just lounging back. I might even do a bit of writing later on, maybe finish one of the fics.
How are you anon?
>>121064864
I think Cerberus was handled really shit in ME3, what happened to the moderate members after ME2? Did they all just leave?
>>121065472
I guess we went back to only encountering the "insane evil military" cells like in ME1. Too bad. I thought they were an interesting group.
>>121065472
Sounds good, and I'm sleepy but well enough for now.
>>121065778
Indeed.
>>121049025
That shit looks like a Borderlands gun
>>121063951Now imagine her butt and feet.
It's pretty funny, in the latest interview with Crystal (CosAnon) by the short guy, she explained how when she was taking off her Asuka suit, there were pools of sweat in the feet part of the suit.
>>121065778
No interesting enemies allowed in ME3. Only shooting.
>>121064861
bad EDI cosplay but on second thought it could be a lot more worse
>>121066818
Yeah, I've done similar cosplays...it's not pretty
>>121067149
why
>>121067094
the cosplay isn't the greatest but she's qt
>>121065778
Why is there no Cerberus equivalent for any alien races?
>>121067040
>hairy everywhere but armpits
>>121067237
Is this supposed to be a tech armor?
Because it fucking ain't
Just how many people have worn skintight latex suits here...
>>121067537
It's her armour, dumbass. She puts it on by thought, or some shit.
>>121067537
It's just see-through because boobs
>>121067484
The modern, metropolitan man.
>>121067995
Only once. I looked like a bumpy sausage in too tight casing. It was a sex costume.
https://www.lootcrate.com/specialty_crates/masseffect-crate
>>121069404
Cheap plastic shit crate.
Not a fan.
>>121067537
Just a see through version. I thought her armour's shoulders were larger though.
>>121067995
I'm sad to say I've never had the opportunity to.
>>121067995
No thanks...I need to breathe...
>>121069818
>not wanting to vacuum-pack your tits
>>121070791
It's a requirement to join Cerberus.
>>121065472
>I think Cerberus was handled really shit in ME2 and 3
Fixed.
>>121071895
>ME1
>Cerberus is a placeholder group that does random evil stuff because they're evil and Bioware needed a excuse to make some side ops
>Good
>>121072176
>ME2 and 3
>SUPER SEKRIT, all powerful, supremacy group that advertise themselves by putting their logo on everything
>>121067040
kek this is fanart for a fanfiction
madness
a waifu who used to call you on your cell phone?
>>121062340
I abrirÃa that zipper to insertmi serpiente, if you catch my drift.
>>121072816
Why is their logo an O anyway...
>>121067537
It's Zelda from the Halo universe, retard.
>2 day old thread
>almost at bump limit
exciting developments boyos
>>121075729
I would never give Tali my number
>>121077086
not even late night when she needs your love?
>>121075729
Used to? As in she doesn't anymore?
>>121067237
oh yes, samus.
>>121069404
probably filled with size S shirts and other shit they simply can't get rid of.
>>121077732
Ever since you left the citadel she started wearing less and going out more
>>121076653
it still managed to hit page 10 two or three timesdon't ask me about a new thread, I finally want to finish Skyrim's main storyline now
Goodnight /meg/ I'm off to bed.
>>121078006
i'll do it
>>121078059
waifu dreams
>>121078006it's shit
Play it with Trainwiz' Alduin boss fight http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/53350/?
>>121078392
hello trainwiz
>>121077976
Is this the start to one of those c.u.ck stories on Mass Kink?
Does she come home late at night, too? Does she "go out with the girls"? Is she very secretive about the texts she receives?
>>121078006
When you finish it make us a new collage, you promised
>>121078563
Glasses of champagne on the dance floor, hanging with some girls you've never seen before?
>>121077151
She'd talk for hours drunk as hell in her dumb accent and I can barely stand it for 5 minutes
>>121078886
Why would you pick a waifu whose voice you dislike
>>121078886
Is she even youre're waifu, or is this after you broke up?
>>121078965
>>121078975
She's great as long as she doesn't speak. That's it
>>121078757
Did you sneak out to check up on her, anon? After she told you to trust her?
>>121078965
Voice is just one part of a sexy whole.
>>121079378
>>121079201
i likeloveliterally every aspect of my waifu desu
>>121075729
to make me feel i did her wrong?
>>121080770
waifu got you down, got you stressed out?
>>121062340
>>121064524
>>121081206
>that jiggly butt
What I wouldn't do to smack Miranda's ass.
>>121081325
>746
hurry up guys i've got shit to do
>>121081724
:(
N7 day is almost here!
>>121081971
almost there!
>>121082353
Disgusting.
>>121082353
>Game of Thrones
Droped