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>mfw yuro governments need to mandate that companies give workers days off
not here fam, any company worth working for has plenty of paid holidays and vacation days
>EUcucks actually believe Origen is going to beat SKT
CLG qualifying was a fluke, they aren't going to go to Worlds ever again.
you're talking about medical progress (wich europe has been progressing before usa even existed in the first place), what we're talking about is that you prefer to let your people die because they don't have enough money, that's fucked up
At least the majority of our immigrants assimilate or get white washed from suburbs, we just have a nigger problem. Your governments are letting waves of crazy people and rapists that want to destroy your society in.
>EU doesn't know how to multicultural
>instead just getting overrun by mudslimes who keep their fnatic (xD) ideology and just use EU socialism as a base of terrorist operations
well officially it's Syrian "Refugees" (read: "I fucked off from here so I wouldn't get drafted, my family is still out there because there is actually no real threat")
And yet we've seen everybody from djihadistan trying to get in
Despite all the crap you hear about refugees and immigrants in Europe, every country is still over 95% white. Even the UK. Even Sweden.
In America you are like 60% white and only have 5 states over 90%
Rate my new tattoo. Just got it yesterday
How the fuck do I jungle? I've been trying every few games and its just a nightmare. The champions I'm decent with are really easy to counter and I always get invaded and shat on.
Are there any decent guides out there for jungling in general?
Not an americuck, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing. Most of the people dying on these circunstances are poorfags that are too stupid and have no drive to get a better job and improve their life.
On one side there is probably a relevant minority being fucked over, but on the other they're not spending resources on cancer disguised as humans.
But clearly they didn't have enough money because they're lazy leeches and thus they deserve to die.
of course if you're poor then you're not actually doing a good job of leeching or else you wouldn't be poor but don't let that logic get in the way the narrative
they cannot be rapists because of their post-colonial patriarchal background
if they do rape a white girl then it's patriarchy who raped the girl, not the PoC
I actually fucking read a SJW calling syria's society a post-colonial one, mother of god
>so cucked by myself that I waste all my time watching other people play
It's Berserk Golden Age Arc III: The Descent.
You pick Nunu, Q creeps when ever they are close and every now and then you walk into lanes and use E on the enemy laner, chasing further if you feel you can do more but otherwise going back to eating monsters.
You build tank and then late game sit next to your ADC (or who ever is fed) and blood boil their ass and E or R anyone that tries to kill them
Finish of with GG EZ and dance at their nexus
Honestly i'm not sure it would've made a difference if they had stayed pure chinese.
China in the past relied on insanely mechanically gifted players to just bruteforce plays that regions besides Korea couldn't deal with.
You can't do that this season. You actually need a good draft phase and good in-game shotcalling to win. China as a region has always been too chaotic for proper shotcalling to be bred and fostered. Now adding Koreans to the line-ups probably don't help the prospect of good communication.
Have you ever been to Portugal? Almost everyone here is white and a lot of the blacks we have here end up going back to their countries after finishing their studies. Almost no arabs here either.
>tfw almost 10cs per minute finally
>mfw most people cheering for EU don't even have a player from their country there
>tfw have a player from my country in BOTH EU teams
>mfw two french players in the two top western teams
Man this worlds is terrible. How the fuck is this leagues biggest event and it's played on a gimmick patch with broken champions (morde, juggernauts) in a awful meta game that's not even fun to watch (lane swaps, 100 tp's).
We've pooped on Tristana before. I understand what everybody means when they say this shouldn't work, but you gotta keep in mind that the kits are only as useful as the dude playing them.
So either my friend and I are doing a good job or we've been playing wack people. Either way, we win consistently with it.
I have a player from my country in Origen
as a sub
>NA cheering for their Korean and European starplayers
>MFW I PLAY FOR THE BEST REGION IN THE WORLD
Why is it that your text gets cut when the game ends, and it lags when you type in the lobby? after all these years?
I originally thought it was just my computer but I've upgraded now and it still happens.
>mfw yuros had more koreans than NA
>america gets anal annihilatedbutthurt and starts pulling the immigrant card
like fucking clockwork, it never fails
Cyanide is not an Origen´s sub, anon.
He's born from Cambodian immigrants (he was born in France). His parents are respectful immigrants who left their country that was at war and managed to insert themselves in society while respecting its laws and culture. He's literally as French as I am.
haahahaha i really told you this time haaha
i bet you are all communist liberals, get that SJW feminist agenda out of here
Mod said it would be a rolling sticky "so we wouldn't need to make more threads for the entire event" so maybe they actually plan for this sticky to be up for like 2 weeks unless the mod just didn't know it didn't end today/or he meant for the rest of today and is just being slow.
first day dealing with /pol/? It's ok i remember my first time too
>implying im either and not just making an observation
"I'm so mad at Europeans since this is the way they try to win games. Blaming techinical issues when they are losing?"
"EDG lost 0:4 in a BO5"
"I just receieved a message from Riot: LPL is cancelled"
"These retarded team owners are going to spend more money to buy more koreans in S6,right?"
"Royal Club had at least world's best two players at the time. What about EGD? Pawn is barely at the top level, Deft is totally trash"
"Quickly import some Europeans"
"I owe an apology to OMG and Royol Club, sorry"
"LPL = Wildcard region. Congratulation to LPL for getting knocked out during quarterfinals"
"I'm switching to Dota. Fuck this shit"
It's great because it's not dominated by KR and CN like last year and meta is actually really cool because top laners can carry, maybe even harder than any other lane. Morde and GP being OP and messing up team on a blue side sucks but they could always leave both open for more interesting games.
lolidere the autistic weaboo BTFO by sjokz
Ever wonder your favorite player's blood type?
>Get on lolg for some high caliber league of legends shitposting
>Forgot about worlds
>Thread is sticky
>All this shit about bullshit no one cares about
GET OUTTA MY THREAD RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lux players in OfA are all trash and need to kill themselves.
>he doesnt find going where he pleases fun
WHY FNATIC IS ON SEMIS
THEY SHOULD SUPPOSED TO BE DESTROYED NOW?
On a good sight, former SAMSUNG teams from 2014 joining again forces right? Their split make everyone of them bad, we need them again to stop the EU menace.
I feel like on this patch it just gives those people outside of like TBQ who have shitty champion pools an easy time. Like bengi and reignover you can't even target them because of the fucking gimmicks riot has going on now. SKT is going to 3-0 all the way to the cup easy because of this.
Without the morde and gank plank you could literally ban Elise and rek/gragas and take the other. What the fuck are they going to play nunu?
no fucking idea but I've never seen him win and his match history on stream now shows he's 1-6 in the last 7 games
It just feels like you know that whenever you start the stream, he'll be hopelessly losing, it's kind of depressing
Season 2 there still wasn't a lot of infrastructure either. Only Eastern teams took it seriously, aside from maybe CLG.EU and M5 during boot camps.
Now even randoms like Gravity and Roccat can challenge established teams.
>being this new
im too tired to post everything but basically
>fish scales are wet suit
>nami is a mammal
In the olympics more gold medals go to europe than to rest of the world combined. So, the only way for there to be competition is for the EU to stay as separate countries. This applies to everything, not just sports btw. Such as most research papers, scientific advances/breakthroughs.
>"Guize trust me Jinx is way better than Gnar xDDD"
>We get shitstomped by a team of Kindreds
In what universe would an ADC ever be a better pick than Gnar in One For All? What can an ADC do that Gnar can't? Just run the Wickd memebuild and go Hurricane, Frozen Mallet and Black Cleaver and you'll do way more damage while having actual engage and disengage.
But NA kids will be TSM fans regardless, and sure, maybe they'd make a bit more money in the long run, but they'd also have to invest first and would have to work a lot harder. Not worth it when they already have easy lives in the NA LCS.
>gnar vs darius all for one with /vg/
>our 2v1 lane gets double killed 1v2 at level 4
The best scene to play with getting the twitch autismbux in mind is the NA, though. EU players don't get nearly as much money. US have more twitch viewers and also more autists willing to throw money at "entertainers".
Burgerboy was a literal who while in europe and instantly got consistent 40k just after joining TSM.
Why do Amerishits keep listing these stats? If Medals per capita is "irrelevant" in the olympics then its also irrelevant here
Just deal with it, Americans are completely garbage at video games
>eu wins against a country of one billion
>na loses against a couple of independent cities
If I mained Irelia, Renekton and Riven, would that be a good pool? They're usually not banned and are good against many matchups. I can pick either Irelia or Renekton into Riven and do very well, so even if I don't get Riven I can beat her.
Is gnar shit right now? I haven't seen anyone do well with him, they seem to just get carried.
thanks for the tip about which ADCs can actually carry at low elo
what the fuck are you on about dumb shit?
can you not fucking read?
the ass hat said the US had a larger population than all of europe, and I posted the facts showing how that isn't the case
stay in school
Remember when NA babbies thought Bjergsen was a better mid than Febiven because muh 5 cs lead with a farm champion over faker?
Why the fuck are you retards even arguing about this shit? It's not like teams are fully composed of nationals anyway. Fuck, C9 and TSM have European players
Please go kill yourselves
>thinking more people in europe play than americans
just look at the twitch chat numbers fam. nobody east of germany plays the game, and it's not even that popular on the rest of the continent.
>playing one for all
>2 teammates also pick shaco
>enter game as shaco
>only one playing AP
>team feeds somehow
>fed enemy sorakas
>cant do anything at all
Why do Vladimir players always have bad KDRs and look like they're being carried?
why would I refute a point that I wasn't arguing against in the first place dumb fuck?
all I did was call out the idiot who said the US pop. was larger than EU pop.
drown yourself, you're too fucking stupid for this world
They are white, but that doesn't make them European you Idiot. Russia is part of the Eurasian continent yes, but are in Asia and are Asian. Go back to Primary school Ameritard.
>Decide to check out league twitch since sticky and whatever
>This is what comes up
>Some sort of shit euro music is playing
ah fuck me
put too much cream in my tea
im gonna fucking puke
i dont like this feeling
>Last picks who demands that first pick bans 3 champions of their choice
Also stop blogging, faggot. Everybody know Riven players are faggots
btw pros build nashors because of rylais, the passive still does jack shit
What I dont get is why pros are taking the arcane blade mastery, shits a worse nashors passive
Is it just me or does Kindred not do enough damage for her ult to be on such a high cooldown?
Honestly when you have champions like Jinx, Ezreal, Lux, Ekko, etc with Global ultimates that shit out damage while being on 40 second cooldowns, how is it balanced that Kindred barely shits out damage until mid to late game with several items with an ult on the highest cooldown possible.
>Eurasia is the combined continental landmass of Europe and Asia
>most population of Russia is in Europe
>This faggot calls me, the cyka blyat, yankee
Fuck off polish scum.
they tend to get camped plus they have a very shit lanephase until you get revolver and cdrboots
Also a lot of Vlads tend to fuck up their pool timings which can make or break your survival
>Drinking tea or coffee with anything in it
Black Cofee and Green tea master race
>only shows 10 million players out of the 32 million active players
>Let's nerf riven but only "keep an eye on" darius
I'm sure it's a vocal minority, but Europeans online seem exceedingly desperate to assert their superiority over Americans (despite the fact that Americans are Europeans, plus a couple centuries). It's weird for Americans to consider not being from a country that runs the world, I guess it breeds some inferiority complex? I'm not EU bashing, just discussing generalizations.
You don't drink Earl Grey you might as well be putting dicks in your ass, faggot.
people who suck dicks for a living:
>picks lux, xerath, ziggs, etc in all for one
not like its particularly hard to beat, its just so annoying to do anything with how they just instaclear waves and kite away from every engage possible
I would happily end the life of some league players I meet. I don't care if it's a game, to consistently waste the life of others in the manner they do, I can hardly imagine them having a positive effect on the world when they grow up, and if they're already adults, they're already wastes of air and resources.
I don't care if they don't know something, I can try to inform them. I don't care if they're just shit.
I do care if they're cunts who pick Tahm and purposefully throw teammates into towers and laugh as you run by them and let you die when they could have saved you. etc.
ad assassins (meaning zed and talon) do no fucking damage once their lane opponent gets a seeker's, even with a brut
yasuo rengar and kha have crit and insane single target damage nukes so armor means nothing to them
whats more bullshit are mages being able to 1v1 any assassin and win with 50%+ hp
Give me ONE reason why NA deserves 3 spots in worlds.
>drinking mint tea
I'm trying alright?
What do they teach you in America? There is no European part of Russia it is in Asia so saying 70% is in Europe is like saying 70% of Mexico's population is in South America which is foolish. The only thing that can give it any tie to Europe is that it is a part of the Eurasian landmass and it's involved with European affairs.
>one for all
>2 guys on my team are not even level 30 yet, one guy is silver2, the last is bronze1
>enemy team is 5 man premade of 3 diamond1-2 players, 1 masters, 1 plat1. 2 of them mained the champion they chose (jinx).
Wtf is this match making? They were fountain camping us at 9 minutes...
i couldnt get to play adc
i hope i still win
>Tfw bursting down an Ahri so fast she cant even ult away
Is this what pure bliss feels like
not best girl but goddamn I would rail that crazy bitch like my life depended on it
>buy Kass skin
>buyer's remorse because I don't even play Kass
HOW DO I KASSADIN THEN, /lolg/?
reminder if you like futa you should just accept you love dick and come to the BEST side
>haven't played this game and years and I still see people complaining about how OP riven is
somethings never change. nerf that fucking bitch already.
>Our team picks Skarner in One For All
>We're up against a team of LeBlancs who shitstomp us and 3 of them have a stacked Soulstealer at 25 minutes
HEY GUISE LET'S PUT ONE OF THE ONLY CHAMPS IN THE GAME WITH A SPECIAL MECHANIC THAT MAKES HIM THE MOST EFFECTIVE IN THE JUNGLE IN EVERY LANE DUUUUURRRRRRRRRR
You go in one rotation, then leave with a double kill
Bonus points if you don't die more than once.
But even if you do, it's still a great skin.
>mundo in one for all
i've never seen so many people go where they please
Pretty sure you shouldn't focus on roaming, his roams aren't that good and he mostly just wrecks laning phase.
Don't try to force roams is all I'm saying, Kassadin scales really well so just focus on getting good cs and good laning phase and you will win most skirmishes.
Arcade Riven worth every penny. I've never had a skin so amazing as this.
I'm going to switch to top lane just because of it. Getting sick of the shitty duo lane anyway that's always taken by the duo faggots.
enjoy playing the best and
>tfw I want to play Riven but I have 65-85 ping
so do I and its honerstly not too bad
you dont need super low ping to play riven because "combos" are a fucking joke that almost never have a real situation where they are useful
>Kindred goes 1/11
>Viktor is negative leaving lane, never roams anywhere even though LB didn't connect
>they both blame bot for the 5v4 loss after Kindred feeds first blood down our lane then proceeds to feed 3 more kills down the lane
Why do I even play this fucking game on the weekends.
She was my first champion I bought while leveling to 30, but I was kind of bad at top lane when I first hit 30 and went into "real games" and switched to ADC for some reason.
Riven is pretty fun to play now that I have more experience in general, and all the adc mechanics definitely translate over. Before 30 I would stand in one spot instead of kiting around while fighting. It never occured to me that a melee fighter can do similar movements to avoid damage.
Catch them fucking up. Or snipe a kill with spear when they stay too long.
She's way better when your bot has good CC & you can use all your catform abilities into a spear. She's hard to gank with though.
Vi was like wow, I have a dick… suddenly!!!1
omg no way said caitlyn as she opened her mouth widely in exclamation
vi took this opportunity to whip her new dick out and shove it down caitlyns throat
and then vi came
>Want to play Riven but I can't play melee carries for shit and am generally better on tanks or turret mages.
alright alright not bad
bit boring because of how easy it was though
Are you actually using the jungle timers on MK? It only gives you info on buffs you see being cleared and the game times that for you already, just press TAB. I only use it for the free skins