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You'll Cowards Don't Even Destroy Metal Gear edition

>MGO3 Info
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/online/index.php5

>NEW PLAYER GUIDE
http://i.imgur.com/K9rvfa4.jpg

>MGSV SPOILER FILTER
http://pastebin.com/5eiauTjG

>STEAM GROUP
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/metalgeargeneral

>ADD PEOPLE TO PLAY PEACE WALKER WITH
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Au5Ixaye51LcdElEN0hRM3dOcGJyTFdyY3k3RmFnZVE#gid=07

>ARCHIVED THREADS
http://archive.moe/vg/search/subject/%2Fmgg%2F/type/op/

RIP ARCHIVE.MOE

>TRAILERS AND PLAYTHROUGHS
http://pastebin.com/WBBe5k16

>/mgg/ ONEDRIVE FOLDER
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=65254E4C501EDAEF!4116&authkey=!AMDti9C9NNjfhT8&ithint=folder%2cxlsx

>LISTS AND OTHER DOWNLOADS
http://pastebin.com/V3egDzKa

>TPP MUSIC, TAPES, & RADIO FILES
https://mega.nz/#!R5UFwByS!aPuM4_DuBugoFAEV7KHsWYeG9z6EJzzF2LBUuy2PgSM

>MGSV TPP ANIMAL LOCATIONS
http://imgur.com/a/jb2ji

>/mgg/ FLASH LIST
http://pastebin.com/1N93Dngi

>PERFORMANCE AND VISUALS TWEAKS/MODS
http://pastebin.com/NDHwc4vJ

>METAL GEAR 1 & 2 MANUAL FAN-TRANSLATION
MG1:https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B1Ev0h6J50-NfmJCbGRTYmJjM2dNVHFGRjRzN2ZESVBlNGJaeDVyVnJ2UVAwWFByZklPVHc&usp=sharing

MG2:https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B1Ev0h6J50-Nfjk4MjBsaGlvSGF2dThfWG9tMUI4ZEhFdjZEbDA4aW43Wi1EcGctclUwdzg&usp=sharing

>GROUND ZEROES MAX SETTINGS MOD
http://www.nexusmods.com/metalgearsolidv/mods/11/?

>INFO ON MOVIE TIME
https://docs.google.com/document/d/17CC71ca3Ak8hD3znRX5w05rSytOw6rIU6Xmtlt259AU/pub

>EDITED AND CLEANED TAPES FROM MGSPW AND MGSV:GZ, PLUS SONGS
https://mega.nz/#!spNXyArB!dMpw4YYPrT9FM-LZ_ptJaIX_PQ1KvAGd9edMVvOq_oE

>MGSV Multiplayer Sign-Up Sheet
gooDOTgl/fIzMq3 (dot between o and g)
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snake never should've built the nuke in the first place, strangelove committed suicide, and diamond dogs never would've gone to stop skull face if they weren't trying to get revenge

face it cucks, huey did nothing wrong
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Lucas.jpg
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Mosquito was right!
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Have you thanked your sniper today?
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So our memes are George lucas, huey did nothing wrong, Kaz is Racist, and quiet/Joosten is cute. Am i missing any?
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aiming with sniper rifles as scout is bullshit hard
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>>118808932
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i'm so tired of trying to snipe using a sniper weapon and getting sniped from across the map by shitters with the default auto rifle

who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make the bullet drop non-existant?
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>>118809068

I wouldn't have a problem with it if body shots did more (or they fixed the lag, I've "shot" guys 5-6 times without them dying) and you could kill walker gears in 4 shots and barrels in 2

Walker gears move way too fast for how much damage they can soak up. They shouldn't be a free kill for bad players
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>>118809056

Peace Day is three days away
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>>118809056
Cut content.
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>>118809012
Yeah. She didn't hear me though after I SHOT HER IN THE FACE AND LEFT HER FOR DEAD
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Wake up, son o' mine
Momma got somethin' to tell you;
Changes come
Life will have its way
With your pride, son
Take it like a man
Hang on son o' mine
The storm is blowin' on your horizon

Changes come
Keep your dignity
Take the high road
Take it like a man

Wake up son o' mine
Momma got somethin' to tell you
All about growin' pains;
Life will pound away
Where the sun don't shine, son
Suck it up son o' mine
The thunder blowin' up your horizon

Changes come
Keep your dignity
Take the high road
Take it like a man

Momma said like the rain
This too shall pass
Like a kidney stone
This too shall pass
It's just a broken heart, son
This pain will pass away
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Why is Paz so perfect?
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Finally finished the sideops.
Never again.
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>Finally unlock Shield 3
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LAsE6SS8LQ

This is the most fun I've ever had in this game. Now if only I got my CQC counter earlier than THE END OF THE FUCKING ENFORCER TREE.
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>>118809342
She's just like your real girlfriend, anon!
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>>118809342
Strangelove plz go
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>>118809342
>Perfect
Her body doesn't even exist anymore. I'm sure a bunch of sharks and parasites took care of what was left after the bomb exploted in her pussy.

Can't fuck illusions.
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>>118809342
She looks like one of the squid kids
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>>118809410

Maybe YOU can't
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R O L E P L A Y I N G
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Reminder: Hideo is letting us know, we all got fucked including him. And we just need to let it go. He has told us to let it go through the entire game.

We just need to let it go and hope MGO3 gets contineous updates.
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>It's your show now!
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>>118809374
>i'm a tank
>meanwhile in the crew section
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>>118809504
B-b-but c-chapter 3, anon...
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>>118809605
Shh shh shh. No words anon, only feels.
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Someone recommend me an album to listen to while playing this game
I'm doing the boring side ops post-story currently
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>>118809540
I always whisper "thank you..."
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>>118809231
Shut the fuck up
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>>118809504
>Continuous updates
>Implying there will still be a Kojipro LA after its PC release

Reminder the technology director/lead designer of Fox Engine has already left Konami.
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>tfw you will never be captured by a DD female soldier
>you will never be kept a secret from the boss where they lock you up in hidden room on Motherbase
>tfw you will never be used as the female soldiers plaything by relieving their sexual frustrations as they fuck the shit out of you while you're tied up to a bed
>tfw you will never impregnate them because they put a condom on you everytime a new girl wants to ride you
tfw you will never become normal again after the female medical staff give you a sex change to be accepted into Diamond Dogs after this whole ordeal
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>>118809605
Let it go anon.....
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My FOB and had an intruder to which my base defended itself. I found that hilarious considering I was able to infiltrate it but this guy fucked up and gave me a fuck load of free rewards for it. Is there a log for failed intrusions that I can view?
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Better l8 than never
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>>118809714
Whatever album Prit Stik is on
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>>118809728
I'm not yours, and you're not mine
But we can sit and pass the time
No fighting wars, no ringing chimes
We're just feeling fine

This is where we're supposed to be
Sitting by a broken tree
No tragedy, no poetry
Just staring at the sky

I could wait a thousand hours
Stay the same in sun and showers
Pick apart a hundred flowers
Just to be quiet
Tell me when you feel ready
I'm the one, there's not too many
Hold my hand to keep me steady
Just to be quiet with you
With you

I like it here beside you dear
You're even more than you appear
And in the clouds my head is clear
Every time you say hello

So here's my heart, and here's my mouth
And I can't help if things come out
'Cause there are words I want to shout
But maybe I'll stay low

I could wait a thousand hours
Stay the same in sun and showers
Pick apart a hundred flowers
Just to be quiet
Tell me when you feel ready
I'm the one, there's not too many
Hold my hand to keep me steady
Just to be quiet

I could wait a thousand hours
Stay the same in sun and showers
Pick apart a hundred flowers
Just to be quiet
Tell me when you feel ready
I'm the one, there's not too many
Hold my hand to keep me steady
Just to be quiet with you
With you
With you
With you
With you (I'm not yours, and you're not mine but we can sit and pass the time)
With you
With you (I'm not yours, and you're not mine but we can sit and pass the time)
With you
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>>118809745
those trannies on /b/ got to you too eh?
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>>118809745
>she will never stab you in the sternum
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>>118809540
i don't get it
why is this a meme dictionary definition
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>>118809728
Just report him for spam anon
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>>118809745
>implying the alpha female DD's would take their sexual frustrations out on a beta who lets himself get tied to a bedpost instead of Chad "Pounding Stallion" Chodeington
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My arm pits get sweaty as a motherfucker playing this. I don't know why.
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>>118809807
At least these posts remind me that there are more pathetic people than me on this site
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Hey /mgg/,

while i couldn't log in right now i`ve gone back to Singleplayer and did the Code Talker on Extreme.

After finishing, i got these two soldiers
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>>118810016
The aggravation causes you to sweat
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>>118809504
>yfw Konami makes Ghost Babel Game Boy color budget sequels for mobile and they're better than TPP
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>>118810058
Get rid of them. Let it go anon...
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We can all agree only shitters do ops during nighttime right?
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>>118810038
This response is as pasta as my posts now. I like it.
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>>118809807
I want to cum inside quiets behind
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And i thought these were japanese only? And i remember the japanese ones being white haired?
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>>118810127
Depends on the OP. If it's some OP I'm doing to get prisoner ops then night it is
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>>118809231
We passed upon the date We drove to GameStop then Although it wasn't there They said it wasn't good then Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes I thought Konami died Alone A long long time ago Oh no Not them They never lost control You're face to face With the company who fired Kojima I laughed and bought the game And made my way back home I placed it in my tray For years and years it loaded I gazed a gazely stare At the cut content here Kojima must have died Alone A long long time ago Who knows Not me They never lost control You're face to face With the company who fired Kojima Oh no Not them They never lost control You're face to face With the company who fired Kojima
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>>118810196
This reminds me, does TPP have a soldier that's FULL JAPANESE?

None of the other games have a full japanese character aside from hideo kojima himself.
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I hate this fucking system where your plant resources get put online overtime
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>>118809745
Wait, did you mean to say you will never not impregnate them?
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>>118810127
Sometimes it's night when I deploy, I'm not enough of a fag to pass up that opportunity.
What do you do when it's night then?
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>>118810274
That faggot Tian
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>Is eating home made Cinnamon Toast
>Side of Turkey
>Sees a spider near his hand which was on the plate
>Don't Panic
>Vacuums Spider
>Continues eating
>Notices he just ate a spider web


Is this Codetalker's doing?

Did I just get voodoo DINEH'd?
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does anyone have a working torrent or anywhere to download the music from TPP?

I don't mean the shitty OST, just the music tapes.
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>>118810313
yea they use condoms while raping you
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>>118810279
If I didn't complete every so drop i would totally restart and never do that FOB mission
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>>118810196
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>>118810016
Me too anon, it's the stealth
You gotta be on your toes, ready to pounce you dig
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>>118809798
Y-You!!
Do I know you?
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How many of your deaths in MGO is caused by MRS-4?
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>>118810373
would be kinda cool if I did impregnate them all and suddenly they're all fighting with each other to get my attention for their child
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>>118810505
Depends. Is your name Puzak, or do you know him?
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>>118810510
Give me her fucking name now
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>>118810581
Nah. Oh, well.
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>>118810510
>no heterochromia/eyepatch
nah m8
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>>118810609
samantha wright you fucking beta un/fit/ faggot
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>>118810510
Name pls
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>>118809741

That guy was not the lead designer or even a major contributor to the Fox Engine.
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>>118810369
halp pls?
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>>118810612
World aint so small after all.

>>118810630
You leave my heterocrhomia waifu out of this. She just hit level 20
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>>118810565
>implying they won't be fighting each other for alimony and to enslave you to take care of the child while they remain with DD to fight alongside Big Boss
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>>118810609
mariana cordoba
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>>118810713
Julien Merceron?

Yes he was.
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>>118810274
Ziang Tan, some Marketer or Playtester from Konami? But not really KojiPro.
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>this is actually not a boaster
holy all of my fuck
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>>118810684
Fuck fuck fuck who gives a fuck about Quiet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH7b6j0XLvg
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Scouts a best.

Infilmemers a shit!
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Why are the heavy infantry soldiers SO FUCKING OVERPOWERED JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY REEEEEEEEE
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>>118810879
Good for you mate :)
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Anyone hosting a boost lobby? Ps4
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>>118810949
CQC THEM
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>>118810339
>>118810861
Isn't Ziang Tan a Chinese name?
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>>118810879
good, now you can add him to your base to do absolutely nothing with him

game is shit, why do people keep playing it and doing things that don't matter?

a literal C soldier is the same as a S soldier, no difference, same happens with equipment, nothing matters
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>>118810979
A bit hard when they've already spotted me and are peppering me with lmgs FUCK
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>>118811007
why are you still here then?
fuck off shitter
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MPO set is fucking great
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>>118810762
Merceron didn't join KP until years after the Fox Engine was already developed. He was a management/oversight guy, he didn't have shit to do with it's development and was not it's "lead developer"
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>>118811005
They're all slant eyed fucks man
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>>118810746
>this nigga
would quite like to see what he got in the post actually

>>118810748
>implying you couldn't take control of the situation by withholding dad-services to all but your favourite women
>implying you couldn't make them crawl over each other trying to be your favourite
>implying you couldn't make them fawn over you and give you everything you could ever want
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>Jade forest
>People just camp with mortar in bounty hunter
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>>118809374
What does it do?
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>>118810565
>impregnate
but W O L B A C H I A
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Who was more fuckable?
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>>118811202
Paz was very slightly less of a slut.
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>>118811202
Quiet is more fuckable, but I'd much much rather attempt a relationship with Paz
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>>118811202
you
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>>118811202
female skulls
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>>118811202
lewd
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>>118811202

Paz. No debating.

>The moment you realize there are still Grade 8 slots.
Konami pls
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>>118810950
ty
>>118811007
why are you so upset
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>Bounty Hunter
>Rush

Stop this shit or fuck off back to COD
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anyone have a link to a guide for female soldier/prisoner locations
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>>118811093
But even so....

YOU'RE NO PoW, YOU'RE A HOSTAGE.

hese women could break you in two, with their bare hands.
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>>118811202
Kaz
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>The moment you realize Quiet died from the beginning and is actually just a dead burnt corpse that was replenished with DINEH.

You literally have your own fresh zombie helping you.
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>>118811202
Mantis
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>>118811202
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>>118811123
Except that doesn't actually happen m8. Mortars are in plain sight, the moment someone lets one off, which is really fucking noticeable, suddenly all sights within range are aimed at their direction.
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Thoughts?
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>>118811125
If you hit R1 while sprinting and the shield's equipped, you start doing a charge with the shield raised. Anyone you run into gets stunned.

>People start trying to run away when they see me now
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>>118811426
You realise "DINEH" is Code Talker's tribe, nothing to do with parasites, right?

>>118811319
Lima syndrome bitch
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>>118811479
Who fucking cares?
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>>118811202
Unmasked shota mantis while he reads your mind and realizes your feelings towards him
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I wish the scout had the balaclava from the targeting monocle without the monocle

I wonder if they'll ever implement a one time character edit
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>>118811202
neither because they're not real you fucking autistic faggot
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>>118811483
So you get fucking invincible?
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>>118811479
I could not give any less of a shit than I do right now.
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>>118811548
Really, did you figure that out all by yourself ?
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>>118811503
Stop trying to be a smart faggot bitch.
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>>118811548
>Implying you'll ever tap that
She might as well don't exist for you either
At least he isn't a cuck like you.
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>>118811574
Nah, half the time you get shot through the shield anyways because P2P.

But holy shit is it satisfying to hit half the enemy team at once.
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Boss. You. Me. Mock Battle. Waddya say?
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>Lose most of the games in BH because retard team mates wont fulton people and shoot fultons down
Just give us Deathmatch or something
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Don't even think about using Auto-Fire, or I'll know.
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>>118811604
yeah, clearly the fuck wits here can't though
lusting over virtual women from a video game is pathetic

>>118811649
She's real though you dumb fuck, she literally exists as a person, she is not a video game character
fucking autismo fucktard
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>>118811674
>at some point you probably could've said yes and gone down to a arena to do some nonlethal dueling
>you could probably mentor your troops and improve their stats
fuck
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>>118811735
>missing the point
You fucking retard, I'm saying you can't fuck her anyway you pathetic dumbass.
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So whats the point of late-leveled Enforcer?
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>>118811716
Hey, sometimes this happens too.
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Japanese players are the most unfun tryhards to play against, christ. this game must have totally bombed in the global market if these fucking autists are literally the only people i can find games with.
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>>118811728
What are you gonna do? Shoot me and prevent me from finding out the key to starting Metal Gear?
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>>118811836
Gas grenade launcher is massively OP in its situational uses.
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>>118811807
She's a real person, so yes, I could fuck a real person
What's wrong with you fucko? You impotent, or can you only lust after virtual characters?
Fucking autists like you should be culled I swear
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Just in case you forgot
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>>118811735

Hey you wanna shut your fucking mouth, faggot? Or do I have to ask for your address so we can settle this man-to-man?
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>>118809807
Is that like the PS3 version? Looks like shit.
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>>118811735
You seem pretty autistic aswell.
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>>118811959
I'll fuck both of you in the ass if you dont shut up.
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how the fuck do i get all my vehicles and junk back after FOB steals them and keeps me from selling them
ive got 17 tanks but a grand total of fucking 3 that i can actually access, this is garbage
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>>118811970
yeah you do baby
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>>118811931
>She's a real person, so yes, I could fuck a real person
No shit, I'm already fucking her so it's too late for you
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>>118812010
It's supposed to be bad
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>>118812020
Pretty rude tbh fam. Please apologize to me.
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>>118811649
>mfw someone once posted a picture of some 3Dslut he was waifu'ing.
>"You'll never fuck her anyway so she might as well not be real to you!"
>Find her on Facebook by reverse image searching.
>Become friends.
>Drive to her house and put my dick in her mouth.

There are happy endings!
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>>118812074
like im fucking your mom
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>>118812074
well shit, time for the cucker to become the cuck after I fuck her
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>>118812096
make me lil bitch
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>>118811897
You got BTFO, it happens to everyone, get over it you can't blame someone for playing well
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>TOP WAIFU
>Reads comments
Ohh....I think I came at a wrong time.....yep
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>>118811087
>>
>attacker in CnD
>rush to center of map and stay hidden
>few seconds later a cloaked defender runs by
>grab him, interrogate him and kill him
>returning to freemode host has disconnected

G-gee t-thanks Konami.
I just want to customize my waifu but it ain't worth this shit.
Just give us a coop mode already.
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>>118812214
Thats it i'm calling your mother you little shit. Prepare to be grounded.
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>>118812219
not really, anyone can exploit all the cheap shit in the game, that's not hard to do at all. some of us want to actually play the multiplayer stealth game with some stealth. stop acting as an apologist for broken game design, fanboy.
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There is literally zero variety in this game. Everyone is using Infilnigger and MRS-4. Im glad they made sure to balance this game properly before release.
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>>118812339
>>
Why did BB need a phantom if he was already disguised as the Medic? Or that fact that it's easy as fuck to get a fake identity?

How did BB even build Outer Heaven if he was disguised as the Medic? Or even if he wasn't, wouldn't people and the new Outer Heaven soldiers know there's 2 BBs on Earth?
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>>118812359
nothing is viable except for the auto rifles. it's disgusting.
>>
>>118811897
>Play on XB1
>No Japs at all
>No lag because of it
>Nothing but Allah Snackbars though

They're okay, but they need to shut the fuck up in their ancient sand tongue and speak English.
>>
>>118812482
Funny, all I come across are niggers from the US.
I'd rather mudslimes to those monkeys
>>
Is there really any reason to ascend?
>>
>>118812550
Is there really a reason to play MGO3?
>>
>>118812550
Your image is answering your question.
>>
>>118812550
If you ascend you get to sit on a pillar with Eggman.
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>>118812550
Once is enough
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>Spawncamping on Black Site Rush
literally lel
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Post Stefanie stuff?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=163&v=jbYcToMMLqI
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>>118812567
>tfw you're just waiting for bikinis so you can do a CQC only run with your waifu in single player
>>
>>118811950
How long do I have to get round to doing the rest of the platforms?
>>
>>118812550
I'm scout lvl 20, enforcer lvl 12 and infil lvl 11
finding it difficult to press on to prestige.
>>
>>118812567
It's fun as fuck.

>>118812593
Yeah but i'm saying, is all that cosmetic shit worth it

>>118812616
Good point

>>118812623
If i do ascend, i'll do it twice just so i can change colours
>>
>>118812010

sell those 3
do a mission or something
3 more will have moved from fob to local
sell those 3
repeat

also any you fulton are added immediately to your local stock if you still want to fulton vehicles and weapons for money, just sell them instantly
>>
AYY
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>>118812550
>no grassland maps
>ghillie suit
Guess I'm not ascending
>>
>he's a infiltrator shitter
>>
>>118811548
Where do you think we are?
>>
>>118812691
>He thinks online clothing transfers into singleplayer
>>
GUYS! GUYS!
why does my wee-wee feels funny whenever i see kid mantis?
>>
>>118812219
>laggy pieces of shit that can eat all my ammo and only die after i do
>laggy pieces of shit that can never be CQC'd and will always CQC you even if you engage or dodge roll away
>LOL UR JUST MAD CUZ SKILL

literally kill yourself
>>
>>118812870
i'm not too well educated in this sort of thing, but
i think you could find a few people who could help you at your local police department
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>>118812779
>he's a whining enforcer
Biggest babies around.
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>People just camping in Bounty Hunter now
>>
God, Huey is such a dickless faggot. Nobody actually likes him do they?
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>>118812870
Stop posting.
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>>118812687
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>>118812687
>>
>unlock tranq sniper in MGO
>can stun people in one shot without even getting a headshot
Holy shit this is so much fun.
>>
>>118812962
If I'm, I mean he's such a dickless faggot then how did he have a kid? Checkmate, Diamond "Dog"
>>
>>118812942
Scout w/ lvl 3 NVG, suck my dick invis babby

>>118812947
yeah, much more enjoyable and tacticool though
>>
>>118812832
There's still the eva and boss camo.

Not having bikinis as SP DLC would be a wasted opportunity.
>>
>>118813039
yeah but it's not any good beyond that, you need to run to them to finish them off else they just get back up again
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>>118812931
>go into local PD
>tell them you're turned on by a kid in the video game
>expecting them to react in any way other than telling you to get the fuck out of their building
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>>118812870
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>>118812942
Since when were enforcers whiners? Fuck you faggot
>>
>>118813059
Yeah, with a woman you turned into a lesbian and later MURDERED. That's worse than being a virgin. Checkmate "pooey" Huey.
>>
>>118813029
kek/10
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>>118813029
I'm already banned from there for posting fanfic

As if Stephanie would ever happen upon an obscure board in a forum associated with GG.
>>
>>118813125
Yeah but every match ends up being either;
A: My team knows what they're doing and will get in there and fulton them, or;
B: My team doesn't know what they're doing and don't deserve to win anyway so I'll farm +100 stuns to level up and get the fuck out of the room.
>>
>>118810963
Some fag reported me and I actually lost levels.

be careful guys
>>
Remind me where do i farm mist skulls for cartridges?
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>>118812870
You know damn well HE KNOWS what you want to do with him.
>>
>>118813174
Huey never murdered Strangelove, she locked herself in there. You can't back up any of your accusations. You should be in this boat!
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>>118813246
I'm the board owner and I didn't ban you. The hotpockets I recruited are a bit extreme.
>>
>>118810963
>boosting in 2015
I get that the game is grindy but jesus just chill out and play the fucking game like a man.
>>
>>118813292
I think it was probably me.
I've been reporting some random people, sorry.
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>TFW want to ascend but having too much fun with all three classes to focus on just one of them long enough to hit 37
This is gonna take a while.
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>>118813337
Sure and i'm fucking your mom
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>>118813498
I feel the same, although scout is starting to lack a bit now that the infiltrator has scan grenades too
>>
So can Scouts mark Infilniggers if they're invisible with NVG?

I play Infilnigger but I do a lot of spotting and it enrages me when I can't mark invisible faggots for people.
>>
is the matchmaking random or does it do it based on your skill? all i ever seem to get are japs who are way too obsessed for their own good.
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>>118813546
And he's the sheriff
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>Last played: Friday
>haven't been to /mgg/ the whole last week

It's like I really don't give a fuck about MGS anymore. I used to check here every fucking day.
>>
>>118813246
>writing fanfic
you deserve it, faggot.
>>
>>118813581
Yes and no.
>>
>>118813581
You can't be marked in stealth camo as far as I know. Maybe there's an ability that let's you do it but I don't have anything like that as a level 27 scout.
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>>118813627
To be fair it was about Quiet, not Joost.
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>>118813163
Since always
>this armor is too heavy
>why doesn't it do anything?
>why can't I counter CQC?
>why does my LMG sway so much?
>why does the LMG do less damage than an assault rifle?
>why do I keep getting fucked by infiltrators?
>nerf infiltrators
>>
>>118813618
the game coming out did more harm to the fanbase than anything in recent memory

things were great before the news of a Steam port came along
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>>118813602
Think you get placed with people around the level of the character you're playing as.

This can be exploited if you queue as a low level character and switch once you're in the lobby.
>>
>>118813618
>tfw you beat TPP as fast as you could and don't regret it
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>>118813742
>tfw I have more fun playing DAI
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>>118813618
okay
>>
>>118813684
yes you can, but it seems only scouts can do it. i mark stealthers frequently on my scout but can't do it on other classes.

>>118813730
i've tried that but i still get matched with them, starting to kill my enjoyment of the game. besides how annoying they are, they lag and it's always in THEIR favor.
>>
>COMBAT DEPLOY
>58% win
>20% lose

should i?
>>
>>118813396
It's fine. I just did it out of boredom. Only 3 levels anyway.
>>
>>118813819

do it with A++ staff not your S ranks
>>
I'm so sick of laggy fucking chinks.
>>
>Reminder that Code Talker (Phase 2) is still the best mission in the game.
>>
>>118813819
No
>>
>>118813581
I did and i can. I think it's the Spionage Perk?
>>
>>118813865
thanks anon

i expected a reply like "lol do it faggot"
thanks for real
>>
>>118813618
alright
>>
XOF uniform with helmet mod when?
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>>118813618
You and me both man. I barely played any this weekend. At first any free time I had I spent playing it, now im wondering what I should play next. I think the wild ride is over.
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>>118813819
I did 3 in a row with lower chances than that and only lost once on the third. The worst part is waiting.
>>
>Reminder that parasite that looks like an 8-bit bug from NES-Millipede killed your Waifu
>>
>>118814041
Literally who?
>>
>ate the ass for the first time
>woke up like this
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One dismal realization that has really started to dawn on me as I approach 300 hours with this trainwreck is just how unambitious the gameplay design is. Every game before this had creatively expanded and refined the core gameplay design of the previous entry, expanding or streamlining the ability set while treating us to a host of novel new items, enemies, and systems to experience. Each new game made effort to meaningfully improve, evolve, and iterate on the core mechanics.

>mgs2 gave us First person aiming and non-lethal, railings, rolling, hold ups, room clearing, best rain on the ps2, technology out the ass
>mgs3 gave us cqc, camo, knife, food, stamina, animals, healing, unbelievable attention to detail everywhere, first try at online, subsistence brings first free camera, cool things to experiment with and discover everywhere
>mgs4 gave us third person shooting with shoulder button, crouch walking, prone aided cqc, stun knife, weapon customization, standing pat-downs, mg mkII, psyche meter, emotion ammo, full competitive online, technology and easter eggs everywhere
>mgspw gives us base building, r&d, mission structure, fulton system, supply drops, 4 player COOP

>mgsv comes out and is actually conspicuously regressive in terms of mechanics
>very few if any transformational gameplay advances
>less movement/cqc options than mgs4
>less items than pw
>less mission variety than pw
>adds vehicles, they handle like shit
>adds helicopter waiting times
>adds contrived rock climbing system but makes 1/3 of the game world untraversable mountains
>combat deployment downgraded from pw
>cut battle gear out of the game but leave in the cutscene hyping it up just to make it sting.
>the entire motherbase map is literally empty except two fully non-interactive interiors and functionally completely useless to visit besides showering

Honest to god, what the fuck Kojima. What the fuck
>>
If I fulton wandering puppets with good stats, do they turn into normal people in mother base?
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>>118814041
but my buffalo is still alive
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>>118814041
>>118814102
THe wolbachia triggered copulation.
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>>118814223
Yeah, but I don't know what you seem to be implying with this business about my waifu being killed by it.
>>
it seems like everyone is just playing to farm, they don't really care about objectives unless they can net points.
>>
>>118814154
Yes, they even get a medal for some reason.
>>
>>118814130
I think it's based on war TOO MUCH.

>open world, empty and boring, just like warzones in real life
>the bases are shit because they encourage sniping too much, but then again it's easy to CQC everyone and run way just by running in the opposite direction because soldiers don't chase you on jeeps

I want the terrorism plot and indoor shit MGS back. TPP should've been 15 GZ like bases to infiltrate instead of this open world stuff
>>
>>118814107
Upload this mod with Mega.NZ please
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>>118809012
>tfw her theme starts playing during the credits

After four weeks the pain is still there, and I don't see it ending.

Why does it hurt so fucking much!? ;_;
>>
>>118814350
http://www.nexusmods.com/metalgearsolidvtpp/mods/110/?
though
>>
>>118814130
I am convinced that MGSV was just Kojima's attempt to kill interest in the franchise. With how good MGS1,2,3 and 4 were I refuse to believe he sincerely thought he was making his magnum opus.
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>>118814419
>how good MGS 4
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>>118814353
>"I never knew you were so talkative Quiet!"
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>>118814350
You that Texan gettin' jewed by the Nexus?
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>>118814130
>tfw the beginning with the hospital was the best part of the game
>>
>>118813717
Lmao you made up majority of those complaints you shit cunt

>Nerf infiltrators
This has been coming from all classes, don't be mad because you don't want your class nerfed

Scouts don't complain about sniper sway do they?
People in general don't complain about e locator and stun grenade spam do they?
People in general don't complain about cqc do they?

Stop making shit up you faggot
>>
>>118814130

I hope this is shitty pasta that you just for some reason decided to share with us
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>>118814520
RARE?!

>mgo
are LMGs worth using
or should i just use an AR
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>>118813546
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>>118814520
Because one is metal gear related and one's not, normalfag.
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>>118814478
>>
>>118814520
>he still like fake smile bitches
>>
>>118814592
Haha, you sure showed me what a fucking retard you are.
Seriously, if you think MGS 4 was good you're the kind of pleb who helped kill this franchise.
>>
>>118814520
>that perfect smile
>>
Daily reminder that Hot Coldman is a thing
>>
>>118813546
This would be the first place I'd look for the owner of a joost board.
I mean, who goes on eightchan?
>>
>>118814568
Now I feel stupid because I thought you owned /vg/, not a board named Joosten.

Cool though, thanks for sharing
>>
>>118814520
She needs to lose her virginity already so the tears can make everyone forget about her.
>>
>>118814581
Would you prefer if I posted about Quiet? Is she more Metal Gear related?
>>
>>118814748
>virginity
>>
>>118814535
>you made up majority of those complaints
Except I didn't, you stupid sack of shit. They've all been posted here at one time or another by whiny enforcers.

>This has been coming from all classes
But mostly from enforcer babbies mad because they have no counter to them.

>Scouts don't complain about sniper sway do they?
They do, and that's their only complaint. Not nearly the same volume as enforcers.

>Stop making shit up you faggot
Good advice, you should follow it.
>>
>>118814748
>yfw joos drops a bomb and posts a video of her getting fucked by kojimas black friend
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>>118814684
>>
>>118814520
We live in a sad world...
>>
>>118814568
>>118814741
>>118814742
I'm officially a retard.
I rechecked the image and only now realized I mistook my own address bar as the board
>>
>>118814752
>is a metal gear character more related to metal gear than the mocap model's twitter photos
Duh
>>118814748
How naive do you need to be to believe she hasn't lost it already?
>>
>>118814520
Because believe it or not your obsession with a real life person is creepier than their obsession with a fictional character.
>>
>>118814748
Yeah I love her as much as anyone but she is 27 and attractive
A very small percentage of people still have there virginity by 21 let alone 27
>>
>>118814827
I'm ready to drown in the tears and vomit.
>>
>>118814920
She's not a slut, and she's a dedicated catholic who isn't married.
>>
>>118815074
She's a model and 27 years old you shit
>>
I feel like absolute fucking garbage. I was going to break-down and purchase MGSV this week, but checking through social shit this morning, one thing made me lose all motivation to. I feel overwhelmingly upset.
Anyone want to try and spark my interest again?

No one cares anyways.
>>
>>118814827
His name is Dante anon
>>
just curious
hey joostfags
are you anywhere near her age
>>
>>118814520
Because normalfags were a mistake
>>
>>118815119
okay
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>>118814748
She's so pure she can't lose her virginity.
>>
>>118815119
It was fun, everyone's just crybabies. What did you see anyway
>>
>>118815119
Its still a very good game anon I recommend it even if it didn't meet expectations
>>
>>118815157
I'm 6 months older.
>>
>>118815170
gee thanks anon
all my days of going from /hmg/ to here led me to all my disappointment
>>
>>118815182
There must be fakes. Actually, even if there was I wouldn't want to see them.
>>
>>118815182
She can get raped by Hayter's phantom pain of not being in a game with her.
>>
>>118815119
If you can get over the story being obviously incomplete it's a fun game that will give you a lot of enjoyment for the price
>>
>>118815242
It's okay to be gay
>>
>>118815242
okay
>>
>You've reached one day
The fuck? That took a few ingame hours at most.
>>
Playing Bounty Hunter with Infiltrator and, using Fulton +3 and Deadly Weapons +1 is far better than relying on stealth.

And then with the marking device you're ready to go.

Scout is lonliest class, yet i use Scout exclusively on the Gray Rampart Dam Map.
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>>118815284
>>118815323
It's as if I feel better, but I don't.
>>
Metal Gear, huh?
>>
>>118815157
I am 8 years younger
>>
>>118815119
Buy it.

Over 200 hours and yes chapter 2 is fairly stupid but it was all really fun. I enjoyed the extreme and subsistence missions

>>118815242
was /hmg/ as gay as /mgg/?
>>
>>118815379
okay
>>
>>118815119
standard reply: fun but repetitive gameplay with a shit story

just get it
>>
>>118815384
A surveillance camera?
>>
>>118815379
okay
>>
>>118815384
A SECURITY CAMERA?????????
>>
>>118814535
Whiney enforcer detected.
Don't you need to be hiding behind a shield somewhere?
>>
>>118815423
/hmg/ got pretty homosex at times. It was actually kind of funny. I wish it were still around, a lot of OC was generated in it. Someone made a masterpost of it all after it died.
>>
>>118811276
good taste
>>
Informal poll
Joost posting or gay posting?
>>
Daily reminder: best song(s)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhAZefG438A
>>
>There's a sniper
>There's a sniper
>There's a sniper
>There's a sniper
>There's a sniper
>>
>>118815573
Gay all the way bay-bay
>>
I'm trying to get one of my A++ combat units to S. What's the fastest way? They already have a distinguished service medal and a medal of honor
>>
>>118815592
Boss, get down!
>>
>>118815552
>tfw they still haven't released the editor beta they announced a while back

I'm convinced that shit doesn't even exist.
>>
>>118815573
Joost posting
>>
>>118815669
nah
>>
>>118815430
Eh. I replayed through everythings sans MGS3 because my disc is scratched. I'll get it eventually, I'm sure. It's not like anyone will play it with me though.

>>118815457
Anon please
>>
i want to fuck Code Talker!
>>
Post random screenshots.
>>
Is there a good torrent for TPP yet?
anyone playing pierated version?
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You should get points for blowing up Walkers.
Isn't it bad enough that it's so easy for enemies to escape unscathed? They're no-risk-all-reward.
>>
>>118815792
If you run into the flames it's suicide.
>>
>>118815772
Don't you mean copulate with?
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>>118815573
screenshoot posting

>>118815781
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>>118815772
You want to COPULATE with the DINE?

Code talker is a BILGANNA in bed
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>>118814349
THIS

SO MUCH

GZ and Camp Omega set the hype for a great MGS V. It was a perfect implementation of open infiltration. It was already a large step from tight corridors of previous games, but it was great, opposed to the gaping emptylands of TPP.
>>
>>118815573
Gayposting is shitposting but it's relevant to /mgg/ and to my interests
plus it doesn't get removed so it's Mod Approved™
>>
>>118815573
Joost posting irritates me. I'd rather gay posting because of the funni factor.

>>118815641
I have no idea when it's coming out, man. I ordered that CE from Gamer's Edition months ago, and they're JUST starting to finish that. So who knows.
>>
>>118815772
>shoot code talker while leaving MB
>he let's out this silly scream

The strange thing is that I can't seem to pull over the shot again, fucking Pequod. Already tried over 5 times.
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>>118815641
>tfw no Hotline Shadow Moses
You know some absolute madman will make it once we finally get the full editor.
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My sides are in orbit
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>>118815792
Eh, the trade off is your a huge fucking target and need recovery time to dismount/jump.

To me, the walker has been hit or miss. Either your a fucking avalance of bullets that gets at least 8 kills yourself, or you get 1 if your lucky, get blown up/cqc'ed/set on fire.


I will say though, that shoulder ramming infiltrators is very satisfying.
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>>118815157
24 here.

Feel older than that though, don't know why.
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>>118814826
>They've all been posted here at one time or another
And other complaints haven't you fucking prick?

>But mostly from enforcer babbies mad they have no counter to them
And scouts have a counter to them? Let me guess, you got in a heated argument with an enforcer so now you hold a grudge against all of them :(

>That's their only complaint
They also complain about infiltrators. I've even seen infiltrators complain about infiltrators. What's your fucking point mate?

Tl;dr you got in an argument with an enforcer and now you're mad at all of us lmao

>>118815536
And what class do you play?
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>>118815903
Nah, that's gay. Take your shitty idea elsewhere you nigger
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>>118810369
https://kat.cr/ost-metal-gear-solid-v-original-soundtrack-2015-mp3-t11195563.html#comment
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What game would you like next that isn't an MG1 Remake?

-Metal Gear Liquid
-Metal Gear Solidus
-Ghost Babel Remake
-Metal Gear Ocelot
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>>118810369
Might as well download a car while you're at it.

That is if you have a petabytes worth of storage space that is.
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>>118816141
What's gay, Camp Omega? More complex base compounds in TPP?

That's a strange definition of gay.
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>>118816287
Ghost Babel
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>Codetalker
>Just got done gathering up atleast 30 S Ranks for the last 40 minutes
>Runs across bridge
>5 second lag spike
>falls into water
>death
>Alt-f4
im done
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>>118816359

lol.
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BOSS YOU KILLED A CHILD
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>>118815536
I'm going to go ahead and assume you're an infiltrator.

Don't know why you're telling anon to hide behind a shield when you fags hide behind stealth camo.
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>>118811037
Brennan is what I use
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So, has the anon managed to complete his fanfics?
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>spend 20 minutes sneaking through outpost with nothing but olive drabs and unsuppressed AK
>whittling down the enemies one by one, sneaking slowly and luring them, going well
>forced to blow my cover at one point, open fire on the enemy
>killed by shotgun enemy because my fucking retarded character interrupted her reload animation halfway through for no reason
I'm so pissed off right now. I don't care if nobody reads this I just needed to vent. Piece of shit.
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>>118815772
Would you watch it ?
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>>118816287
MGR prequel with Gray Fox

>equipped with Fox Blade from the beginning
>very susceptible to damage
>nervous system problems can be used in an mgs4 way
>>killing too many enemies brings back flashbacks of Snake, Big Boss, the war, etc, and sends Gray Fox into lightning spasms
>more stealthy gameplay
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I've just retaliated for the first time against an invader and I got my ass handed to me. I'm undeniably bitter, but I couldn't help but wonder if I had fallen for Skullface's spiel about the chain of retaliation.

I was actually planning to just let the guys I had lost be taken, but I fell for my desire to extract revenge. Guys, tell me, should I have just let it be or should I have gotten good and taken my guys back?

All I wanted was to have my FOB maxed out to increase my staff capacity...
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>>118816586
Nope
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>>118816287
MGS 2.5

Snake & Otacon traveling around the world, taking out Metal Gears as Philanthropy and shit.

All they need to do is just to reskin MGSV really. Turn the chopper into the NOMAD, reduce Mother Base to development menus, so Otacon is your only R&D guy basically, making gadgets and weapons for you. Maybe put Hayter back and there you go: MGS6.

Hire me, Konami. I'm a fucking genius.
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>>118816586
Code Talker isn't old, its the parasites. He is the what Solid Snake will be later in the series.

He is youthful and has a long native dick for Quiet and her DINEH
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>>118816586
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>>118816586
eew no code talker solo when?
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>>118816671
but he is over a hundred years old that's said explicitly several times
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>>118816526
>Do my first FOB today since MGO came out
>Using my based AM MRS-71 sniper rifle
>Get detected by one guard
>Shoot him point blank before he alerts the entire base
>He falls down, but i didn't notice him get back up and yell "CONTACT!!!"

Fucking hell wtf? That shit was always a one shot? They didn't add a stronger MRS rifle in the update, they fucking nerfed the 5* one and added the real version costing more jewpoints. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>118816707
Mistranslated.

His dick been through 100 DINEH. Look at his outfit and tell me he wasn't fucking all 4 Sniper Skulls in that mansion aka the PlayDINEH mansion
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>>118816685
I want to lick her skin
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>>118816741
Sorry anon, i clicked your post to open up quick reply and forgot to delete the post number >>118816526
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>>118816803
DINEH is the name of his fucking tribe you mong shut up you're triggering me
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>>118816803
>yfw code talker was just fucking with you old man style
>hired the PF and the skulls because he didn't want an amateur bitch picking him up
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Can someone explain to me why the ALM 48 lmg has lower accuracy than the LPG-61 when you look at their stats, but it clearly has much better accuracy and stability in practice?

>>118816134
>>118816480
I play Infiltrator in CnD and Enforcer in comm.
And I can shoot enforcers behind their shields just as easily as I can spot infiltrators through their camo.
I just don't think people complaining about infiltrators are justified exactly like those who used to complain about walker gears.
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>>118816861
Fucking tribe is right, he dicked down all those Dineh
>you wouldn't want 4 big booty grey snipers protecting your house
>u smoke you some cocoapuffs while u dickin down their DINEH
Tribe of PUSSY
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>>118816287
The Shadow Moses revolution.

Kinda like MGS1: Opposing Force
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>>118816287
I want a Director's Cut of Phantom Pain. If they made Twin Snakes, Substance and Subsistence then Kojima can scrape together enough industry goodwill to revisit V.

The story I've lost, the content I've lost, won't stop hurting. You feel it too, don't you?
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>>118816287
Liquid probably- something that fills the gap between MGS2 and MGS4, and playing as bad guys would be fun
>>
>MGSV rule 34
>all Quiet
>no female skulls
>no kid mantis
>no illusion Paz
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>>118817134
I'm at the point where I don't care anymore.

Kojima can go to hell.
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>>118816586
yea

Watched it before. Have yet to come across one with a decent girl though.
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>>118817134
Give it back, that wasn't right, it was ours!
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>>118817192
Most people probably didn't know about Paz in the medical platform, or play PW, so she was just miss prison vagina bomb dyke.

I wonder if there's any kid mantis porn where the creator didn't know kid mantis was a boy.
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>>118817198
Why?
Because Konami wouldn't let him finish his game?
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>>118816605
>you will never play through MGS1 as Grey Fox
>you will never play through the Plant in MGS2 with the HF Blade
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>TOP WAIFU
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So I hear there's a few glitches/exploits already.

One in Rampart where you can get under the map/behind a wall and kill anyone and everyone.

Two hasn't been described too much but basically allows you to do whatever you want. Stun, kill, fulton anyone while completely immune to everything.

Anyone come across either of these yet?
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>Mission 33: [SUBSISTENCE] C2W
I'm so fucking pissed. Whoever designed this mission should be murdered.
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>>118817134
>tfw you don't have to buy anymore Metal Gear games anymore
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>>118817479

literally git gud

Seriously, that's an EASY one!
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>>118817479
I alerted everyone and killed them all while blowing up the radar dishes under fire from an enemy gunship.

Used a container to extract and still got an S rank because the ranking is fucked.
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>>118810196
The grean haired Foxhound ones are only available if you pre-order TPP on the Xbone in Japan.

If you're on PC you don't have to deal with that bullshit though.

I love my PC!!
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>>118817597
It wouldn't be so bullshit if the keyboard controls didn't make sneak-walking slow as all fuck (since you can't sneak up on guards regularly in olive drabs without alerting them).
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>>118810705
>no trigger discipline
My African Queen can't this much of a fucking faggot
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>>118817308
Yeah, well, fuck that. You'd think they'd listen to the tapes and at least do some Strangelove with Paz.
>I wonder if there's any kid mantis porn where the creator didn't know kid mantis was a boy.
I like the way you think.
>>118817340
>you will never slice up genome soldiers looking for your friend
W-well, we have VR missions...
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>tfw you re garbage at MGO
I hope the other guys don't hate me
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I'm starting to hate Kojima's guts
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>>118817621
How the fuck do I get Ivory Skull on PC (Murica)
>>118817708
That's Ice-T's old wife and it's from one of his album photo shoots...and she isn't black per say
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Holy shit I just realized something. TPP makes everything in MG1 fake (not VR fake, but every location, enemy character, metal gear, and motivation fake). Outer Heaven? Front for Zanzibar Land. Big Boss? Actually Venom Snake. World domination? Plan to make the world think Big Boss is dead. TX-55? Probably wasn't completed because it wasn't supposed to be completed seeing as how Venom Snake wasn't ever supposed to have control of the real Outer Heaven, let alone the Metal Gear acting as it's deterrant. Madnar? Doppleganger. The real Madnar was happily employed by Outer Heaven in TPP and he likely had a doppleganger made of himself to send out to the world so one day that doppleganger would be 'kidnapped' to set off the mission that would let the world think Big Boss were dead (remember the fake Madnar that tries to kill Snake in MG1?). Those POWs you saved that were part of an uprising? They were probably the exact oppisate. They were probably soldiers from the real Outer Heaven that were imprisoned after Venom chose to defy Big Boss and sabatoge Operation Intrude N313's purpose by capturing Gray Fox and killing Solid Snake. Venom Snake was likely the man behind the Outer Heaven Uprising. In MG1 you go on a fake mission to save a fake scientist who is making a fake weapon in a fake base so that their fake army can achieve a fake goal.

Continued in next post.
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>>118817731
>W-well, we have VR missions...

Imagine if they made MGS1:Solidstence or something and add more stuff like simply being able to play as grey fox. Would've been easy money for Konami.
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>>118817801
cheat engine
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>>118811202
I don't want parasites in my urethra.

The human body can absorb explosives much better (I bet you guys didn't know that!!), which is why I choose Paz.
>young tight body
>sexy Latina
>delicious milky skin
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>short
>SMELLY STINKY FEET
>>
So, I'm going for the Executed Achievement.

What should I use for the Mission 45 task? Raiden or Battle Armor?
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>>118811897
I had a really bad match last night. I wanted to call a Jap boy a pussy faggot.

How do you say vagina in Japanese?
Man- something.
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>>118817880
This also explains why Gray Fox was sent to Outer Heaven. Big Boss really did want Venom Snake to die so that the world could think Big Boss were dead, but Venom Snake defied Big Boss in the end and refused to die. Venom let Fox find out about Outer Heaven building a Metal Gear (which was probably never part of the plan) and then captured Fox. MG1 could have happened any time. It could have happened in 1988. It could have happened in 2001. Big Boss always planned for Operation Intrude N313 to happen whenever he had to go back to Zanzibar Land and finally defy The Patriots for good. Also keep in mind when this happened. Metal Gear 1 happens in 1995 and Zanzibar Land is partially in Afghanistan. This was around the time the Taliban were getting huge in Afghanistan. Big Boss probably saw this as a good time to go to Afghanistan, rally up the Taliban, and recruit them into Zanzibar Land. Also keep in mind that Liquid would go on to use the Taliban to attack the WTC. Liquid probably got his Taliban contacts from the soldiers of Zanzibar Land that were recruited into Foxhound right after MG2 (1999). TPP actually manages to explain MG1 pretty well (a game that was always very confusing mostly because of Gray Fox being sent to Outer Heaven) and in doing that Kojima actually kind of pulls off Big Boss being an asshole (he destroyed a base full of his own men to go into hiding and ruined a man's life just to build up his legend) and even makes Solid Snake even more amazing because he managed to go through a mission chock full of lies and misdirection and complete his mission in the end.
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Is your rank affected if you're carrying stuff like camo but don't use them during the mission?
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>>118817935
>You will never get raped by The Boss in her twenties
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>>118818005
manko
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>>118811202
Quiet
>autism
>probably get parasites down your urethra
>would try and perform dental work on you\
>would hum the same tune the whole time

Paz is best, just don't let her near metal gears.

>>118817935
RIP anon, that's a nice picture though.
>>
>mfw finally unlocked the broken sleep grenade launcher

Yes
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>>118817616
I finally did it. Managed to stealthmurder everyone in the base. In retrospect it was a pretty cool mission.
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>>118817880
Venom Snake punches the mirror in Outer Heaven. Maybe he was sick of being the second Big Boss, a fake, a puppet. He wanted freedom. Just like Big Boss wanted freedom from the Patriots.
>>118817906
That would have been so good. Just hours of running around slicing shit with Active Stealth. Maybe a mission where you help Snake fight Ocelot, and the REX scene, possibly in the vein of Jetstream DLC in MGR.
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>>118817692

You're doing it wrong if you interact with more than 1-2 guards in that mission anyway

You don't need to touch or hold up anyone in the outpost at all
>>
>>118817935

Reported you rapist
>>
As someone who actually likes the CQC parts of infiltrator I'd be totally fine if they removed primary weapons from the class and forced you to play like a non-retard

Pistols are actually good, if you get caught in a position where you'd need an AR, Shotgun, SMG or LMG as an infiltrator you have failed and deserve to get killed

It'd be like getting CQC'd as a scout. It's something that shouldn't happen and if it does you deserve it
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>>118818010
>Also keep in mind that Liquid would go on to use the Taliban to attack the WTC.

What the fuck are you talking about?
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I really like MGO. It's a lot of fun.
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>>118818228
Is there a way of destroying the comms equipment that doesn't involve blowing your cover? Thing is I didn't want to retry the mission over and over because some armored guy blew me away with his shotgun for the fiftieth time while making my escape.
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>>118818292
wish it didn't lag this much though
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>>118818271
Mission 51 shows Liquid planning 9/11.
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>>118818119
why live
>>118818134
Don't forget Paz' pussy game is bomb.
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>>118817935
>the boss will never walk up to you naked, notice you're hard, and give you a handjob teaching you how to cum
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>>118817801
If you have Cheat Engine you can grab a regular old E rank soldier and convert him into any of the bonus staff via Seed and Stat and Base changing.

>Select the Edit Current Soldier option
>Go to Stats
>Set the value to "null: 111111"
>This makes their stats all E rank and only looks at the Base Seed for the stats
>Go into the Base Seed section
>edit the first two letters of the Seed
>Skulls are F4 and F5
>Silver is male, Ivory is female
You have their stats and name now.

>Go to Appearance
>Select the last part "Tattoo Faces"
>select on of the few values 660-670 the one that gives them their face
You know have their face, name, stats, and unique ID.

Now you can edit their skills and what languages they know.
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>>118818320
knock em all out
do as you please
>>
>>118818357
>what is 50% of all mom/son doujin
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QopCejq4X_8
>1:30
>1 tranq to destroy a fulton balloon
Is that accurate in MGO?
>>
Stun grenades everywhere.
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>>118818270
>As someone who actually likes the CQC parts of infiltrator I'd be totally fine if they removed primary weapons from the class and forced you to play like a non-retard

That's retarded. How would a level 1 Infiltrator do anything with only a pistol? Unless you give them permanent truly invisible stealth camo and allow them to run without showing up on radar then they need a primary weapon to defend themselves with.
>>
>>118818357
Why do betas always assume female characters, especially alphas, would harbor immediate sexual attraction to them? If she saw you with a boner she'd probably slit your throat, faggot.
>>
How are you supposed to get the kids out of the mine during Blood Runs Deep without being noticed if you're playing non-lethally? Just hold up all of the mine before moving to extract them?
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>>118818127
Thanks, I'll call him a manko
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>>118818270
>SMG
>primary weapon
Did you even play TPP? And I've needed my smg plenty of times to take care of walker gears sprinting away from me.
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>>118818414
>Not providing link to CE
Using imagination.
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>>118818542
not this shit again
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>>118818542
Sorry I don't want to encourage cheating.
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>>118818346
That's been explicitly stated? Or is that your retarded speculation?

Because if that is your speculation, it's retarded. If it's been stated by someone who worked on the game then I can't really argue with it but it's still retarded.
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>>118818357
>CQC training
>The Boss knocks you out
>decides to rape you while you're asleep, also fingering your butthole and using her tongue to stab your urethra
>you start to wake up
>she does some CQC pressure point thing keep you from waking up
>continues raping you
>finally wake up
>you still think you're a virgin after all these years
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>>118818442
Not with lag
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>>118818436
Knocking everyone out is a waste of time.

You can just get in, bust the main comm unit instead of the dishes, then get out. Doesn't matter if it's a bit loud and causes a caution phase, you're leaving anyway
>>
>>118817479
>>118818320

throw a grenade at the computer during a sandstorm

or cause a diversion away from the computer, then throw a grenade at it
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>>118818464
Why are you so bitter and angry?
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>>118817935
>>118818119
>>118818357
>>118818682
Doujin series with the Boss and Jack when
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>>118818637
Well it shows the WTC and Liquid says 'IT'S NOT OVER YET!' right after he admits that he fucking hates The Patriots. Then in the ending timeline it says 9/11 happened which is mostly unrelated to the story of TPP except for that scene where it shows the WTC. It's pretty obvious what it's implying.
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>>118818791
Couldn't find a grenade stash though. Also hard to create a diversion without a magazine.
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>>118818713
if so thats neat. another reason to carry a tranq gun around.
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>>118818292

I think it's really fun despite being a barely working unbalanced piece of shit

>>118818458

1 headshot is a knockout anon, and you're supposed to be using CQC anyway.
>>
This game is unplayable with the lag holy shit
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>>118816558
>spend half hour methodically ghosting my way through main afghan base camp
>crawling my way to victory
>brush into random bit of concrete curb
>automatically stands me up in front of enemy
>have literal hours of playtime wasted because of this random posture-shifting shit

>people actually say this game has good gameplay
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>>118818846
You don't need a grenade, 4 shots will destroy the radio, and you don't even need a distraction just shoot it and get out the back via the broken wall.
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>>118818442
LMFAO
>Gameplay
loooooooooooooooooooool
>>
>>118818846
I think there are grenades right next to the computer

I only played the mission twice and got hit with a sandstorm both times, it helped quite a bit too
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How do you make a character for mgo? It just stuck me with my medic
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>Quiet will never rape you
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>>118818959
git gud
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>>118819081
Play the fucking game.
>>
>>118817479

>ride the chopper in
>shoot com dishes with chopper gun
>leave without landing
>s rank
>>
>>118818982
>>118819028
I managed to baitmurder most of the guards before I was hit by a sandstorm, enabling me to murder the remaining four. I then shot the comms equipment and ran off into the night. In retrospect >>118819131 seems like a much better strategy, kek.
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>>118819097
Good.

>Paramedic will never rape you and steal your DNA to make super soldier daughterus
>>