Red skin edition
>GAMES
Slablands: https://www.mediafire.com/?bpnu9j3hvs8c5lc
Slablands Design Document:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ACXD-AWlYHDrXmS726OBihS4CSz7c9nL4kZtB4fifH8/edit?
Slablands Bug and Typo Reports:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1l0nMswToZ5ZMLL7vLwMdKU_mE8rmz70NC7Hz5XUzUD0/viewform
Slablands changelog:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1noFLFeDmuGPv4rfd_6fyqLCbC-VdPpaWb1S-8kr-1t4/edit
IF THE MEDIAFIRE LINK SAYS "PERMISSION DENIED", JUST REFRESH IT!
The demo ends at the desert. More to come soon.
>F.A.Q s
http://pastebin.com/qMKLk0hH
http://pastebin.com/8c2sLaZP
History of /cocg/
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10rpdpabjVzkTmy37wo18sN-PvDTNaxrYVbWjY_ZKERE/edit
>Variable reference and style FAQ
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P-irx43qxBg2nFN_YieZ52g9uLmRXJGIIZb4n8kQyc8/edit?usp=sharing
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Writing is nice, but if you don't feel up to that task, try editing for one of the projects! Every comment helps!
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>Wiki
http://slablands.wikia.com/ It's brand new, please consider adding to it.
Slablands maps:
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Previously: >>117732494
>>118485889
What company? I wonder how their gas millage is.
>>118485968
>>118485968
Probably decent
>>118485968
I bet they cost a shitload.
>>118486131
They can't be that bad
More girls of different colors.
>>118485868
>being disappointed by Back to the Future
nigga what
>>118486230
Quite a bit from what in seeing
>>118486343
It won't be as good as I remembered
>>118486579
Classics never get old.
>>118486579
Considering the significance of the year its almost required for you to rewatch it.
>>118486760
Implying I remember that
>>118486008
You're a party.
>>118489816
You're shit.
>moe archive dead
So much for skimming thread before last.
Anything of note happen?
>>118491752
Thanks.
Ambos
Lactose intolerant skeletons who are weak to milk
demon girls
A tan/brown coastal fox girl.
I never knew I always wanted this
devil girls
I'm lonely
>>118498446
Aren't we all in one way or another.
>>118485889
I want one
>>118469918
When
>really strongly considering writing mary-sue fanfic to let loose steam
evens I submit, odds I stay fast, zero I take a shower to wash the filthy mary-sue thoughts from me.
>>118502829
I remain pure another day.
>>118466293
In this time we call home
>>118465778
>reminding me that she exists
>>118465479
Lively witch twin lolis
Bad girls bad girls
>>118513157
Whatcha
>>118463131
You're gonna get trumped
Clerics whose long, long legs go all the way to heaven.at least, that's what you tell her
>>118459979
Will she make slabmerica great again?
>>118520735
Gonna build a wall to keep out Slabstralia.
>>118502320
>>118508912
One dayâ„¢.
Brown waifus are best waifus, as a general rule.
Why doesn't Slablands have any?
>>118523820
I've irregularly suggested some in previous threads, including last thread and a little this thread.
Brown is great. It's not like other things that might or might not be good. Brown is always good.
>>118447203
Yeah, I liked the harpies
>>118523820
>>118524597
No one has[COURAGE]to write something as great as Brown.
>>118523820
>>118524597
Brown is love.
Ambos
Forcing things into her mouth whether she likes it or not.
>>118532648
>not a bacon burger
I would be disgusted also
>>118508912I see the reference
>>118532648
>not a penis
Brown girls love tasting cock anon
>>118533740
>explicit sexual acts
>on /vg/
This is a Christian imageboard and the mods wouldn't tolerate that kind of degeneracy.
>>118528087
Brown also makes great pirates
>>118532648
I should not find this as hot as I do.
>>118534529
Indeed.
>>118532648
Like nachos
>>118537105
I just had homemade nacho dip last night, bretty good.
>>118506362
Inuyasha was so shit.
>>118504237
every hail the
>>118502829
You're going to be consumed
>>118534529
Yes they do.
>>118498446
Get a dog
>>118499664
nope.
>>118537986
It really does pale in comparison to other stuff by Takahashi
>>118495907
I've always wanted to slap a noble elf girl with my dick
>>118493716
literally impossible
>>118491707
Pretty fucking annoying isn't it?
>>118539046
Eh, its not the first time the archive has died and it won't be the last.
>>118486670
Classics are always old
>>118539176
>Back to the Future
>2015
milfs
>>118502915
Give in to the hate
>>118508912
sequel when
>>118506362
>not watching it right now
>>118502829
Drink more
Snow queens
Girl who is always cold.
Zombie milfs
>>118485881
She wants the dick
>>118539564
Alright then.
>>118542551
Ignore them. There would be no going back from the shame.
>>118543785
It's too late, my fluffy fanfic of taking care of my video game son is already happening. His head is being pat right now.
Knocking up a female paladin
>>118544215
Laying into her so hard in the process that the neat little bun she had her hair in comes undone.
>>118545667
>Girls getting their hair down because of sex
>A little explosion of blonde/brunette
Yessssss
>>118544215
>>118545667
>>118546646
Yes. Just...all of it. YES.
>>118523820
Anubi.
>>118549553
You can't give her the D yet, she doesn't count.the djinni/ifrit/fire elemental thing might tho
Big tittied police girls.
>>118551381
Overly friendly frisking.
>>118550301
They will once tats gets off his ass and codes the dungeon
>>118533894
They regularly tolerate worse as long as you don't give overtly perverted, detailed descriptions or post graphical, badly/not-at-all censored depictions.
>>118548901
>giant man watches clouds fly by
Hah. Uh, totally, very descriptive and absolutely correct.
>>118556271
Or you post a picture of a girl from a manga page and it's not explicit at the slightest and you get banned for posting it.
I'm talking from experience though, so what do I know.
Space alien girls
>Looking at the Famitsu scans of SMT 4 Final
>See this page
>See the mermaid on the bottom.
Oh my.
>>118561671
It's almost like they didn't want people worrying about fish pussy.
>>118561671
I need did like that half-leg design for mermaids. It seems like it'd make proper swimming needlessly difficult.
>>118556073
The dungeon was added ages ago, but the sex scenes still have unsolved edits.
>>118562719
No, see.
It's progressive because it solves the problem
Slablands/CoC on android yet?
>>118566424
We only talk about the first game and hate the other. For Slablands, Ren'py is supposed to work on Android so check their site.
>>118561103
Blue titties from outer space.
Breeding your cowgirl
>>118573557
Do cowgirls need to be pregnant to lactate?
Princesses with just the right amount curves who desire to be bred with your superior genes
>>118573610
I would imagine so, though like even humans, they can be kept lactating for almost six months, or even longer after birth if their breasts are constantly stimulated.
>>118551381
And she's a vampire too.
>>118577350
>vampire
Any of those in the works? I remember there being one in the past.
>>118581210
None that I know of.
Testpost
>>118582492
You're a test
Since DeLoreans were mentioned I would just like to point out that the Cubs are in the playoffs.
>>118586737
FOX WAR NOW
>decide to finally do homework to get rid of the weight on my shoulders
>don't have the same version of needed program on my laptop
>remote desktop connection connect to computers who also don't have the same version
>building with computers that have right version of needed program closed for the weekend
>>118590117
Gotta get that money from proprietary.
>>118590204
school actually gave everyone an onthehub account, but guess who forgot their username and password?
I'm hoping maybe an update will fix everything, but if not I guess I'll just do it the day before on Monday and live to procrastinate another day.
>>118577350
you're a vampire
>>118566496
when will CoC be taken from the thread title? I wanted to ask about Tamani but I dont think thats a good idea
>>118538371
I have 3 dogs
>>118591954
Science has proven that petting dogs makes you feel better.
>"The meat bun, with it's origin in death, reminds you of the carnage you've had to face, like Menhit's massacre"
>reading sex scene from something else for comparison
>"your tight melons"
no, that's not...
that's not a good phrase. That's not how breasts work I'm fairly sure.
>>118593763
You've never put your melons in a vice? Gets that shit extra tight.
>>118592917
Reminds me of how surgery always apparently makes doctors really hungry.
>>118593763
Where from?
>>118594189
I've accidentally squashed some cantaloupes, I know it isn't great.
>>118594561
How do you do that?
>>118594595
Worked in produce. I can also find a rotten tomato or orange blindfolded.
>>118573557
Breeding all of th egirls
>>118590380
Nope, guess I'll rush to do it on Monday and instead write my original work do not steal murder smut story for the next couple of hours instead so I at least feel like I did work.I'd write one of my scenes but I read through a shitty sex scene I wrote earlier and now all the slab sex is drained out of me.
Banning bows and makign everyone use meleee
>>118593763
>never having some tight ass melons
How do you live with yourself?
>>118600314
fairly well since my breasts are soft and squishy and not filled with giant tumors that stretch my skin out to the point of being tight.
Sometimes when I'm anxious I can use them as stress balls and they don't even pop. Truly I'm the 1%.
>>118569384
purple tits from under ground
>trying to get nice and cozy for bed
>mind drifting
>remember the time my friend showed me a picture of him sucking some guy's dick out of the blue
decidedly uncomfy now.
>>118569384
The breasts that came from outerspace
Motivational speeches
>>118603073
>>118605406
We need Pepsiman
Wyverns aren't the brightest knife in the shed.
They do like shinies, tho.
>>118605902
To be honest, the reason he showed me was "oh my god, one time this dudes dick was like so thick. Like look at this shit, look how much bigger it is than my nose in this picture!"
So yeah I guess, magic dick. A dick that has kept me up for 3 hours and not even writing character designs has helped.
>>118561671
oh shit gotta play that
>>118607895
When is it coming out?
>>118611153
neever
>>118611434
Eve
>>118561103
space alien thrills
>>118561103
>>118569384
Blue skinned girl from anotha wurl
She shares with you her most sacred bond of her people. Touch her mind with yours.
Then you teach her YOUR most intimate bond.
Then you both do it at the same time, feeling each others pleasures simultaneously.
>>118615430
And then she pretty much netorares you in that your kids are just clones of her.
BAD END
>>118615587
That's not how it works with linking ones thoughts with another. You can read the others thoughts.
>>118616063
Meaning what? You still contribute nothing to your kids.
>>118616383
That's what you think.
>>118615587
>>118616383
Are you still talking about mass effect?
Because asari kids aren't clones.
Magic girls
>>118618646
Maybe he is.
I wasn't, tho. I was just thinking of blue skinned alien babes mixed with other alien stuff I've come across.
>>118618646
>asari kids aren't clones.
But they are Asari, and their kids will be Asari. You contribute your "thoughts and feelings", but that's it. And "thoughts and feelings" change so much and so often that it amounts to nothing.
>>118619250
>I wasn't, tho.
What a coincidence.
>>118620768
What you contribute clearly has an effect though. That one asari with the krogan dad acted more kroganlike than asari.
>>118620768
>You contribute your "thoughts and feelings", but that's it.
Except they take whatever they consider 'preferred' genetic traits & use their partner's genes to randomize their child's.
Regardless, there is a Mass Effect general if you really want to discuss Asari with someone.
>>118620768
>What a coincidence
I know, right?
I know the Asari are blue skinned alien babes but they aren't what I first think about when I think alien babes.
I've never actually played any of the Mass Effects. Not a whole bunch, anyway.
Fantasy horseless horses
>>118623558
>>118623558
You mean like fantasy settings where horses aren't around, so instead they use some other kinda animal as a type of mount?
>>118624207
>some other kinda animal as a type of mount?
I don't think I like what your implying sir.
>>118627521
What, you never heard of a chocobo?
Steam planes
Is 4chan weirdly busted for anyone else?
>>118631317
For everyone. Thank our new overlords.
>>118631541
It won't autoupdate for me and reloading it breaks the page, but apparently everyone can still post.
>just made it to the desert
>chivalrymap.jpg
mfw
Dog girls.
>>118607428
So paint dick gold
>>118633130
You shouldn't put paint on yourself, anon.
Digesting even waterbased paints isn't exactly good for you.
>>118633252
There are skin-safe paints.
>>118633252
Fuck you I'll paint my dick if I want to you're not my real dad
>>118637095
Skin, yes. But what of insides. Even some non-toxic stuff isn't exactly good for you to ingest.
I know they make 'edible' paint but I don't think there's any kind of paint like that that's shiny.
>>118637370
Dangit Bobbeh
>>118606617
I played that game
>>118638138
He's Japans mascot for Pepsi for a reason.
>read literary analysis of twilight that, if had been true and had been what the author intended when writing it, would have made the book super interesting
shame
>>118605406
But why
>>118641907
Goes to show that even Twilight had potential to be interesting.
Who cares about the potential of vampires in the civil war or one of the girls having a relationship fall apart and then her exacting revenge? Nope, gotta focus on the mary sue and her vampire boyfriend who is a stalker and her unborn daughter being imprinted on by a wolf dude.
>>118643254
Well that was the point of the analysis. It was all about how Bella was in an abusive relationship and went from a normal teenage girl to an emotionless monster dependent on her boyfriend/husband who abandoned her and got her knocked up to further prevent her from being without him, similar to real life abuse cases, and how a bunch of friends and family tried to help but she was in denial and unable to live by herself. Also similar to real life abuse cases.
>>118643881
That actually sounds a bit interesting. Shame though, since impressionable teenage girls and single moms ate up the first book and the author stuck with the moneymaker.
>>118643881
This is like those dumb cartoon theories like Ed Edd & Eddy are in purgatory and the rugrats are dead kids Angelica imagines.
>>118644310
While I do agree that the work isn't well written and suffers from a severe lack of interesting themes (or themes at all) I kinda pause whenever I hear someone wave it off as "teenage girl trash". Not that I'm saying you are, but your post reminded me.
Because there are hundreds of books meant for young adults/teens that are just as meaningful, interesting, and well-written as any novel. And there are hundreds of books meant for adults/"discerning readers" that are poorly written and overall boring shit.
It's just kind of unfair that kids'/teens' books are kind of handwaved as teen girl books all on par with Twilight, but what can you do about it? No one gives teen girl books a chance pretty much and if they do they water it down because, for some reason, they don't think the original teen girl book is palatable enough for the teen girls it was written for. Even Hunger Games had a majority of the subtext and underlying themes toned down for the big screen
That's a rant for a different day, tho. I just know my mom loves the movies but can't even bear reading the books (even in spanish), and I'm 90% sure she only likes the movies because they make her laugh.
>>118645530
Also I forgot to mention Twilight's Spanish title is "Crepuscular" which sounds a million times cooler while still meaning the exact same thing.
>>118645530
I'm not throwing young adult novels under the bus. I have read some good ones in the past. The problem with Twilight was that it started with an interesting concept but was changed to a (to me) boring mess. It had potential to be a good book and/or series. If the first book didn't take off, maybe Meyers would have written the original idea and maybe it would have been a better series.
>>118646875
>If the first book didn't take off, maybe Meyers would have written the original idea and maybe it would have been a better series.
Pretty sure the problem is Meyers herself is just a terrible writer. The Michael Bay of teen books.
>>118605004
They're huge
>>118632521
Too cute.
>>118646875
Oh no, I'm not saying you are. I'm just saying the genre definitely has a history for being ignored or viewed as subpar just based on demographics. And I'm probably just tired of people saying stuff like "oh man, Twilight's the worst ever" when it's really not. There are hundreds of other genres filled with books just as bad and, honestly, far far worse. But it
>got popular because so many people read it, whether by being curious when it got so popular or as a guilty pleasure or just because they like paranormal romance or whatever
and
>was already a low hanging fruit by being in one of the more less respected genres. only way it would've been worse is if it was one of those self-published kindle books like "Bred by Bigfoot" or similar. "Captured by Cullens"
and if we're being honest, the fact that it's mainly girls who like it is also a reason it's considered easy to make fun of.
Like I said though, a little too ranty and too offtopic. Although "Captured by Cullens" would be a perfect title for an essay about the themes of domestic abuse and manipulation in the Twilight saga so I'm glad I got the opportunity to think of it. Should copyright that.
>>118648020
Well it's no fun talking about a bad book only you know about, so of course people are going to target bad popular things.
>>118648197
That's super true, I don't know how many people I've made watch Troll 2.
Vampire cat-/dog-/wolf-/bunny-/mouse-/foxgirl maids.
Demon clan that modified themselves to have multiple arms for increased utility in combat.
>>118648020
>And I'm probably just tired of people saying stuff like "oh man, Twilight's the worst ever" when it's really not.
I just remember I need to read "My Immortal". That fanfic was one hell of a ride.
>>118651171
Do you want that all together or just one type of each?
>>118651485
That sorta looks like a r63 Asura.
>>118651741
Perhaps, but I thought demon because of the horns and the red skin.
>>118651613
I would never turn away the fluffy tails but I was just covering all the bases that came to mind.
>read "My Immortal"
One day I'll get drunk enough to do that. It's the only way I'll keep from getting my face stuck in a snarl of disgust I feel.
>>118648271
> Troll 2
Even with that you still see the popularity factor at work. Are things like Troll 2 and The Room actually the worst movies out there? Not really, they're just well known in circles that enjoy bad movies.
>>118652683
I know, I'm agreeing with you.
At least I'm pretty sure I am.
>>118600314
Archer was such a smug fuck
>>118652830
I probably would be too if I went to the past & knew what all was going on.
>>118652830
>getting to travel back in time to bully the girl that was tsundere for you
Why wouldn't he be smug
Having fortress-rocking sex with your genderswapped clone.
>>118599446
Stop copying hentai gamesw
Monstergirls hiding in the mist
>>118596827
Especially the lolis
>>118657745
What?
>>118657567
>"If you had been a man, your penis would have been 5 inches."
Well that's not worth it.
>>118657868
Misting your lizard girls.
>>118594561
"accidentally"
Square water melons
>>118662849
disgusting heathen filth.
>when you need your makeup on point but still want to let your crush know you're DTF
http://i.imgur.com/0MSP9ep.jpg
>>118664732
They'll put a dick on everything huh
>>118664802
My mom got leftovers from a bachelor part, and trust me. They WILL.
>>118664938
Bachelor or bachelorette?
>>118665758
either or.
>>118665978
True, just curious since it'd be somewhat weirder for a guy's party to be putting dicks on everything. Either way, I never liked the weird sexual angle they put on bachelor/bachelorette parties these days.
>>118666104
tbh I don't like them to begin with. It's very
>"oh no, I'm getting married. How awful is it to get married, amirite? The old ball and chain. The old man/woman. The nagging wife/husband. Game over, right? hahaha might as well get one last night of freedom before my life is ruined hahaha!!!"
which I always thought was annoying.
>>118666386
I can agree with that too.
>>118485881
>>118485881
So apparently google reverse imagesearch says fuck you when trying to get sauce on this image.
and I can't get squat trying to google ahfy
>>118666810
Artist is iahfy, they have a tumblr under that name.
Also, if you're here to oggle monstergirls, might as well try the game too.
>>118593763
>not liking your melons tight
>>118667052
>>118667052
Last time I played it they'd added some delicious djinnfu
Have they expanded on her?
>>118592917
what
>>118667363
That got written ages ago and the author never mentioned any plans to expand her.
>Hentai manga
>Dude crashlands his weird flying planeamobile onto an island of practically naked women
>They do wear certain things though, but not in a normal way.
>One girl holds her twin tails in place with bandaid boxes
I'm liking this so far.
>>118667665
Care to share?
>>118591954
Get 4
>>118590117
rekt
>>118651171
Vampire scum.
>>118667725
[Akatsuki Myuuto] Lingua Franca
It's okay.
>>118588571
Dogs would win
>>118586737
Cubs suck
>>118676862
>Lingua Franca
Heh. Thanks.
>>118677372
No problem.
I try to read all the through whatever I'm talking about first. Just to make sure it isn't bad or anything later on. Seems okay so far.
>>118679000
Damn though. That variety.
>>118680942
Oh yeah. It's got different girl shapes and sizes and shades in spades.
It's still only two chapters tho, so who knows what's next.
>>118681863
>who knows what's next
>>118682697
Hopefully better than that Chiba Toshirou story going on right now.
Starts off as usual. Younger male lead (from space this time or something) is in a far off world with babes (lotta amazonish ones) and gets busy with them. All seems fine and dandy.
Que monsters coming in and raping and literally twisting the heads of some of the potential pussy.
Boner = killed.
He's better than this.
>>118683580
>Que monsters coming in and raping and literally twisting the heads of some of the potential pussy.
>>118683580
Lots of ruined, shitty doujins this last year.
>>118684117
That's a pretty fitting face, all things considered.
>>118684523
Lot of good ones still, tho.
>>118485881
So the first fight in Slablands is a 50/50 of win or lose depending on mainly luck. If the boss crits 2x in a row, you can't win.
Assuming you win, you then end up on a mountain at level 1. All of the enemies in the area have anywhere from 2x to 4x your hp. They all have the ability to two shot you if you get unlucky.
If you lose, its immediately go back to character creation again. That's when players learn that they can save before fights. Its not just an option, its a necessity to get anything accomplished. So of course the absurd difficulty is even more meaningless.
So is there any particular reason why the devs made the game so hard? Did they like character creation so much they wanted players to continually revisit it? Did they like the seamless save/load system and feel players should get a lot of practice with it? Did they really want to make Dark Souls the text game?
Is there a chance that a Slablands Dev reads this thread? If so, please consider making the first couple of fights easier. No doubt players become absurdly powerful later on. There's no point to be petty in the early game.
Pic related, typical slablands fight.
>>118686156
Spam stun bolt on the first boss. If you lost to him then you just aren't trying.
>>118686221
Its great that there is some easy way to win. That doesn't mean I wasn't trying. It just means that the fight can be cheesed.
>>118686156
>first fight
I have not lost that fight once and I've done it at least a couple dozen times.
>red jumpsuits on amazon starting at "17.99"
>no matter what selection I choose the lowest it goes is 38.99
when will the lies stop, amazon?
Guy who hates everything.
Except vests.
And steam. Steams alright.
>>118686156
>Did they really want to make Dark Souls the text game?Yes. With added porn.
Almost every fight in the game can be cheesed, but I don't think that people are trying hard enough. For example, you can endure Menhit crits, or trip the Wyverns to death.
The thing is, getting the first levels is a hassle, but you can beat the game easily at level 5.
non-slab question so no need to answer, but if you're bored-what's a good name for the daughter of a fictional serial killer? Preferably without the words "death" or "murder" or "stab" involved. I will accept some forms of "mort" tho
>>118692526
Victoria.
Nimbus cloud girls
>>118585323
No I'm not
>>118692581
perfect. Victoria Chelsea: angsty Mary Sue extraordinaire.
starting international trade agreements with your dick
>>118698514
even better, new OC just in time for a new dress up game.
Fucking the goddess of luck
get out muggles
>>118686156
Git gud. Dark Souls isn't even that hard if you actually pay attention to your surroundings like you're supposed to.
Cow thrills
girls
Reminder to brush you teeth with fish
>>118686156
that image rekt
>>118711448
Completely disgusting. Use bacon.
cow ladies
meow war now
>>118689462
Who thats me
Why don't we just use this UI? It's free to use and looks way better than ours.
>>118725904
Francis, is that you?
>>118692526
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
hungry cat girls
>>118729991
Hungry for what?
>>118730412
Dick
>>118731241
>>118731410
What's even in that?
I have to agree that fights kind of are unbalanced. It's not amatter of being good but being encouraged to cheese them and are too much luck-based. I remember myself when I defeated Ursina without much problem and then got my butt handed to me by one of the basic castle/mountain enemies.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2107220?tags=taka-michi
Would you could with a squid?
>>118732223
Sure, especially if she brought her sister along.
>>118731510
No one here cares about balancing money, fights, or fixing the UI. They just want waifus.
It sucks but what can you do.
>>118732818
It's more that the vast majority of people here are writers and thus have no power of the mechanical side of things and couldn't help you even if they wanted to.
>>118732918
I am a writer.
>>118733413
Do you have the power to change the AI or fight balance? That's all I'm saying, that we can't really do anything about it.
You need the rick
>>118733568
I've posted a fuck ton of UI changes and options over the past year. No one cares.
>>118734125
I usually try to give an opinion.
>>118725971
Anyone?
>>118734649
What game is it even?
>>118734728
It's not a game, it's a renpy ui...
>>118734975
I'm pretty neutral myself, but I'm guessing people want to be original and not just use a full template.
>>118735160
That's fine and all when we have something that actually looks like a GUI, but we don't.
>>118700683
Looks like an action movie, now they just need a sidekick.
qt brown girls
>>118736234
Finding a tropical island full of them.
>>118736319
Finding a tropical island full of brown girls where they insist that they have to breed with you.
Waking up two days later on the beach with no idea whether it was a dream or not.
>>118736319
They've had basically no contact with the outside world. They don't even speak Slabish.
They don't wear much of anything either. Many of them are pretty much naked.
females
>>118738064
Sounds like an opportunity to teach them. Teach them all kinds of things.
mick and shorty
>>118738359
You could learn from them too. Shouldn't be too hard of a weird island language to grasp at a basic level.
You could bathe with them, have tropical feasts, teach them about the male anatomy...
>>118739126
Of course. A proper cultural exchange is a great idea.
>>118725971
Email it to Tata I think it's ok
>>118700683
Those look like girls
Cumming inside a cow girl when she begs you not to, turning her into a loyal and affectionate baby factory who only wants your semen.
>>118707623
More like dark hoes
>>118746078
Why would she be happy if she didn't want it?
>>118699573
but how
Lovingly taking a the daughter of a noble's maidenhead.
>>118751518
Taking it and putting it where?
overhead press
>>118743064
detective is, but the girl body was over the top girly for her.
>>118725971
Is there an NVL screen version of the textbox w/ it?
>>118733568
>AI or fight balance.
Mob behavior is directly related to the author of the mob, I can't do much about it.
>BUT MONKS ARE SHIT!
Of course they are. You're fighting bare-handed in a world full of armored creatures. Level up or use the damned fist wraps, they permastun if you have enough AGI.
>>118734125
I've implemented every UI change sent to my mail. I can't lurk the threads 24/7, and I don't have the experience to deal with the incredibly retarded Ren'py screen system.
>>118725971
I can implement this if it has a NVL implementation, but most of the UIs I know are ADV.
>>118687539
>jump suits
>>118686156
Diamond bitch getting rekt
>>118760687
Considering the month i'd assume its for a halloween costume of some sort.
>>118731470
Looks like raisins and oatmeal.
>>118763150
what a silly name for something so innocuous.
>>118750118
Perhaps semen is like cocaine for cowgirls and she becomes addicted to your particular brand?
Or maybe there's this magical imprint thing and they fall hopelessly in love with whoever first comes inside.
>>118735526
way ahead of you
1-3 finish clam boy mob
4-6 finish desert mobs
7-9 finish shark boy mob
0 watch old episodes of antm and fuck around on line play
Ripping your own arms off and throwing them
snake?
>>118764672
Antm?
>>118766698
America's next top model
Clam boy is done, here's the link.
https://quip.com/B3FTALnOmiw9
1-3 finish desert mobs
4-6 finish shark boy
7-9 play around on dress up games
0 antm and chill
qt loli batgirls
>>118769932
Batgirl thief that wants yur jewels and gems
>>118770247
Amateur batgirl thief who you wake up to hanging above your bed with a bag of your gold slung over her back
fessssh
>>118769932
But we have that
>>118677070
Cats would win
>>118769365
Shark boy is done, here's the link
https://quip.com/HwlOAn7lbVn8
1-3 finish desert mobs
4-6 more dress up gams
7-9 preg one off
0 antm
>>118770401
She tries to get away, but she's not very good at this whole stealing thing.
Can't tell whether it's her big bag of gold or her big breasts slowing her down.
>>118772459
I couldn't find their legs for a good minute so I thought the weird seat was their lower body. Like they were part chess piece or something.
>>118772459
You're cranking through a lot of neat projects.
>>118773619
It's all stuff that's mostly done, so I all I have to do is add in like 300-500 words so it's not bad. Thanks though!
>>118772459
Shit, I didn't realize I rolled that. Is there any interest in a short impregnating one off thing?
>tfw no cute girlfriend to go to the bathhouse with
This maker also has my exact hairstyle which is crazy. Quick, someone tell me what you look like so you can hold hands with me
>>118774307
I could def go for some more impregnation content.
Uh, for your other question, I guess I'm a regular height guy with shaggy black hair and a light tan.
>>118675605
vampire rum
>>118775214
Cute vampire nuns.
>>118667725
Sharing is caring
>>118774307
I made one of myself w/ the same dressup game but I had to add in my actual stomach and face and thighs so It's not that replicable. Wish there were more fat person dressup games or even better more options for body types so all the bodybuilders who also like to play dressup games have options too.
>>118775352
That reminds me of these bodybuilders that say they like to go and hang out in this tiny mini-village that was built as a tourist attraction because it boosts their self-esteem.
>>118775687
and they're just chilling on their tiny lawnchairs and the other bodybuilders walk by their tiny picket fence and wave hi?
Those gifs were the absolute best.
>>118775846
Yes, those. It's kind of adorable in a way.
>>118774465
Any thoughts on what? I'm toying with a cowgirl, but I can't figure out how to make it short and sweet without her reading as slutty which this thread does not enjoy.
Here's us dressed up as dubiously effective household staff
>>118775352
People like to add in every variable but body shape for some reason. idgi
>>118776987
Because then you'd have to have X amounts of clothing variables. Fat, skinny, built, male, female.
>>118776987
I guess maybe she could talk about how she wants to have a child to raise and love? Make it seem less like she gets off on being pregnant so much as she wants a kid. Or maybe mention some reason she'd be too busy to have a full relationship but still wants her legacy.
glif
>>118776987
eh, I fixed it in the end I guess.
>>118781343
kek
>>118781343
>burger not discolored from abundance of chemical additives
5/10 I'm disappointed in you.
Desert and beach mobs and events are done.
Here's the link
https://quip.com/JqCwAdh94rog
That's all for tonight. Sea snake mob, wolfgirl, and desert lamia are left. After that I might work on some less complete projects depending on how tomorrow goes.
>>118782782
Maybe it was one of the first kinds of burgers before he went full additives modo.
>>118782803
What's unfinished?
>>118783328
Desert lamia is actually one, there's also a beargirl, tiger girl, sheepboy, and catgirl for relatively short projects.
>>118783694
I guess batgirl also falls under the mostly finished category, although
>caves never
>extending all those scenes to 800 words
nah
>>118781343
It's been so long since I had a burger.
Busty meidos
>>118789904
I really like making them. They're pretty great.
Fighting love with hate.
After all this burger talk I guess I know what I'm having for lunch.
>>118793797
Hungry Hungry Hippos?
>>118776987
How about just a monstergirl that somehow discovers who you are and just wants your child? She specifically wants your kid because of your genes and it would be the heir to your legacy, and she can tell others that it's your kid and help raise her social status I guess.
She's from a poor family and only wants to live a better life. She's willing to give her purity and care for your child in order to do that. She won't bother you after she gets pregnant.
>>118794518
I'm not just a piece of meat!
#thisiswhyineedheroism
#comeonits2015
>watch one music video called girls like girls
>youtube just keeps suggesting music vids with girls making out and "mean girls but with lesbians"
I mean, I appreciate it but.
>>118794518
>She specifically wants your kid because of your genes and it would be the heir to your legacy, and she can tell others that it's your kid and help raise her social status I guess.
She can even form/join a club with all the others the PC knocks up!
>>118794518
>>118795295
And why would they believe you? Real talk here.
Just saying you're the hero of the earf isn't going to cut it.
sweaty girls
Bathing girls
>>118539302
I think you are misunderstanding
Milfs and their lolis
>>118796220
Don't care. I was being sarcastic with >>118795295 anyway.
>Slablands
what is this?
>>118799908
Monstergirl rpg
>>118800012
how do I play it?
is it just a fan D&D text based game?
>>118800063
No, it's porn. Not entirely porn though. It's completely original too.
To play it you download it from that mediafire link in the OP. You might have problems if you computer doesn't have Python, but most do these days.
>>118800143
i got permission denied from the link.
what gives?
>>118800186
Just highlight the link and press enter, should get it past the hotlinking block the have. If not, tell me and I'll fetch the direct link.
>>118800331
still nothing...
post the direct link pls
>>118800402
http://www.mediafire.com/download/bpnu9j3hvs8c5lc/Slablands-8.0.4-all.zip
Im still getting "PERMISSION DENIED" when i try the mediafire link refreshing does nothing. Please help
How do you even repair the castle?
I've been playing this shit for a while and I just don't know.
>>118801450
Find the dwarf in Beorg and pay her a lot of money.
Don't you give me your love and passion
>>118801538
"Find"?
You mean I have to "explore the town" until she appears?
>>118802013
Yes
>>118802064
But I've been doing that shit for so long. I thought I had exhausted all encounters.
Having it be luck based is such a shit system.
>>118666810
Use gelbooru
>>118802013
>>118802064
I thought you had to find all the rooms in the castle and she should appear easily?
>>118666810
use iqdb
>>118664025
You just jelly
>>118662849
surely you don't mean boobs
>>118652945
Archer was a bitch
>>118810925
Okay
>>118651485
demon girls when
>>118801538
My money keeps getting reset to 999 all the time, what do?
>>118796220
I'm the hero of the moon
0-3 sea snake mob
4-6 desert lamia
7-9 wolfgirl
0 baking time
>>118781343
Kazuhira "Global domination with nutritious burgers." Miller
>>118817943
etc etc
>>118814965
pls respond
>IF THE MEDIAFIRE LINK SAYS "PERMISSION DENIED", JUST REFRESH IT!
>refresh about 10 times
>still denied
O-okay
>>118817943
>>118818584
Tatoba all but said "send them to my mailbox you fuck I don't read every post in the thread". Why don't you do that? I appreciate that you want a better UI because I'd like one too, but posting them here is all but ineffective.
Queens of different color like purple
page 10
>>118820338
It's a bug please report it, there was a way to get around it but I can't remember it right now
We require more pylons
>>118827684
How many more
>>118824308
Oh, thought I was supposed to have unlimited funds because beta. thanks
>>118820535
>still denied
a-alright then
>>118829406
Give me a second.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/bpnu9j3hvs8c5lc/Slablands-8.0.4-all.zip
Try this. Tell me if it doesn't work and I'll help you
>>118830119
That worked, thank you anon!
>>118830424
No problem I'm here to help.
>>118820650
Skin color?
>>118827814
Enough to build a good sized army.
>>118820650
Delicious brown/tan.
Delicious brown elves a plus.
>>118802152
Dwarf's nowhere to be seen.
My character has passed out multiple times already looking for her. What the fuck is this game.
muscle girls
>>118835989
god damn I love thighs
>>118838557
Have you tried looking in the inn? think she ends up there after you've met her once
>>118838968
Yes.
Naturally, just as I posted that I decided to check the inn and there she was.
>>118839056
Congratulations, your perilous journey is finally over.
>>118839271
Now my next question would be: how the fuck do I get that money?
There are only a few enemies that net me a couple of coins. Is there a faster way or do I just have to farm like a bitch?
>>118839497
There's a dungeon in the desert.
Going to the beach
>>118839497
Tats pls fix money balance
>>118840216
It's not a balance thing so much as a "You're not supposed to get this castle fixed up right away."
>>118820338
Fixed.
>>118820625
I already saved them and I'm implementing them after I get something to eat.
>>118839497
You can't, since I left a $ GOLD = 999 line on the game that I forgot to delete.
The desert dungeon gives you 1000 gold in the treasure room and 2000 more if you beat it.
>>118840216
Ok.
>>118838564
Indeed brother.
>>118835989
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2128572
Brown abs are also delicious.
>>118690449
Then how do you cheese the cowgirls?
>>118844562
Use items.
The Scorpion Sting does unavoidable damage and poison, the Haunted Potion causes Haunt, a DoT of 25% HP, the Stinking Potion causes Stun, and you can add a bleed effect for extra damage.
You can also drink in Skypoint or Mesi to get Resist2 (if you pass the END test) before the fight.
Use the tail, use the haunt potion, throw stun potions until the cowgirl dies.
Does Slablands have impregnation content?
>>118845320
Yes, a goblin girl and a baker milf
>>118845320
Yup, the goblin and milf baker.
>>118845440
That it? Do you get to see the actual pregnancy?
>>118841653
Practically everything by XXIII is delicious.
>>118845590
Yes.
Sweaty muscular demon girls
>>118845314
Scorpion Sting doesn't actually poison.
Is that a bug?
>>118846259
No, I just realized that the Scorpion Sting can miss.
Does Slablands have weird transformation content? That was always my favourite part of CoC. Entering as a stalwart, brave knight and ending up a depraved mutated to hell demon with 8 tits.
>>118848214
No, Slablands doesn't have transformations yet. It's planned though they're not going to be as instant and easy as you're thinking.
We hate that other game so don't mention it here.
>>118594189
>>118593763
melons is a terrible unsexy term for breasts and you should feel bad
so what's this game supposed to have going for it that CoC didn't
all i've managed to gather is its going to have less futa :^)
>>118593763
Get out of here, Trip.
>>118848914
>>118848914
Who squeezed your melons
>>118849219
I meant that for >>118849121 , oh well.
>.bro files are being renamed to .br in firefox because bro is 'problematic'
Oh for fucks sake...
>>118849084
Read the design etc docs.
You'll know.
>>118852987
Welcome to a world of political correctness, where feelings matter more than facts.
>>118852987
>They basically say "Yeah, it doesn't bother us to change it so why wouldn't we?"
Oh the horror of being fine with changing file extension names because you aren't attached to it. How dare they not give a shit?
>>118853425
The horror of changing shit to appeal to oversensitive babies and thus encourage their behavior.
>>118853557
Literally who gives a shit?
>>118853425
If it doesn't matter then why care enough to change it in the first place, dumbass?
>>118853735
Because if you don't care whether you have pizza or hamburgers and it's easier to have the pizza than hamburgers in the long run, you have pizza.
If they don't care what the file is named and one of the filenames is dumber than the other, why not change to the less dumb one?
Besides, shorter file extensions are always better.
>>118854000
> it's easier to have the pizza than hamburgers in the long run, you have pizza.
Absurdly stupid comparison, since leaving the extension the same is automatically easier than changing it.
>dumber
Says who
You can't argue that its stupid to care about file extension and then in the same breath say one is dumb and needs to be changed for arbitrary reasons
Oh boy, I hope we have a shitstorm about something unrelated to slab at all. This is almost as good as when we fight about hypotheticals that will never happen.
I'll be writing bear girl oral, peace
>>118854638
Do you always call people disagreeing with you a 'shitstorm'
>>118853317
I want off this planet.
I WANT OFF.
>>118854000
That's a pretty bad analogy.
It's more like they made a nice machine and one of the cogs in a wheel in that machine resembled a penis very so slightly if you squint at it at the right angle.
Somebody sees this phallic cog in there and goes "This is demeaning and offensive. I am offended. Change it!"
Even though most people didn't even really care and the machine is working fine.
So instead of improving the machine they change a little thing about one little piece of it that didn't really matter much so that one individual could be happy that something nobody else was offended by won't be offensive to anyone else ever again because reasons.
>>118854638
>I'll be writing bear girl oral
Will her "mauling" dick be involved? I can't but love wordplay/punny shit like that.
>>118853610
Considering that this same movement is forcing more and more of this crap on anyone, ANYTHING that encourages this is bullshit.
>>118854000
It's more like there's a society of people who hate pizza, and they're trying to force everyone to eat cardboard instead. If you eat pizza, you offend them, and they'll ruin your life unless you go along with them.
>>118854465
>You can't argue that its stupid to care about file extension
I absolutely can, it's stupid to argue about file extensions either way. They don't matter. How many people even know file extensions past exe, jpg, png, gif, and the word file extensions?
But it's infinitely more stupid to take it as the sign of the apocalypse because a group had no strong feelings one way or the other and realized it'd be easier to change it for the 10 people who will recognize/use it.
So basically, how dare they not give a shit? The horror.
Off topic though, and I'm not going to get into an argument about extensions of all things on 4chan.
>>118854953
>They don't matter
What matters is that there's a group of people who seek to stomp out anything that slightly offends their insanely fragile sensibilities that make no logical sense. Capitulating to them encourages their behavior, so any capitulation is bad.
>>118854953
>they're allowed to complain about extensions
>but no one ever is allowed to complain about their complaining about extensions
Alrighty there buddy. Whatever you say.
>>118855425
Careful the blue helmets might come for you.
>>118853165
this sounds like it might be pretty anime and overly complicated
but then i guess anything's better than the steaming sack of shit that is TiTS and savin's inane cuntery
>>118854638
Please include lots of cuddling. Bear girls would be great for it.
>>118852987
>>118853317
>>118853425
>>118853557
>>118854000
Isn't the reason for that is upsetting people is the reason that they gave for the change. ".br" is faster to process and if they stated that instead, nobody would have care.
>>118855931
>might be pretty anime
Where do you think we are, sir?
>>118858590
It's annoying because they changed it from pressure by groups that think 'bro' is a sexist word.
>>118858590
damn it man all i want is coc 2.0 with equal gender distribution :(
>>118859184
>All I want is shitty furry porn.
Wrong thread.
>>118859184
That's basically what it is though. Better coc
>spend days looking up a nice costume that's also cheap
>spend 60 bucks on dress and petticoat instead
close enough, halloween here I come
>>118860315
What kind of costume is it?
Really tall girls
With freckles
Also a cute accent because she's from a different region.
>>118860812
Freckles are adorable.
>>118860563
This w/ a petticoat.
It's expensive because I can use the petticoat with other dresses and hopefully the dress is decent enough for casual wear every once in a while. So $60 outfit that I can wear for everyday > $40 outfit that's cheap and only good for halloween.
>>118861171
It's nice in an old fashioned kind of way. Makes me think of a mushroom though.
>>118861261
Only problem is the family are one of those Disney families, so one of them dressing up as Minnie Mouse is more likely than 0%.
But we're not going together so it's fine I guess.
>Demon girl hanging out in a dudes place
>NEET
>gets flustered easily
>Can be bribed with sweets
http://exhentai.org/g/726095/95b6e486bc/
I just gotta share this one.
>>118539354
That's actually pretty accurate.
>>118865986
That was pretty good. Thanks for the share.
>>118865986
>anal-to-vaginal
gross
also I'm pretty sure that's a subtle reimagining of Death Note
>>118868824
Or they just used the face for the joke punchline because even in japan it was a meme.
>>118869058
>supernatural entity lives in a blond kids house
>can be bribed with cheap food
>denies that they like the blond kid, saying that they only like what the kid does
maybe it's just me tho
>>118868824
I'm sure she's clean down there, dog. No need to be grossed out.
>>118868824
>anal-to-vaginal
>gross
Sex demons yo.
>>118871304
do it coc style where nobody ever shits in the demon realm
THIS FUCKING CPATCHA KEEPS BOUNCING AROUND WHAT THE FUCK
>>118873682
We hate that game. Do not discuss that shit here. We don't want anything to do with it and we are not taking elements from it.
>>118873682
I prefer to just call it the "nobody poops" trope.
>>118874013
CoC is barely original. We can just as easily take from the same stuff it took from.
Only this time, we skip the furry aisle and head for the loli aisle. We also get extra helpings from the elf and monstergirl aisle.
>>118874891
We don't want to. For one thing there's no demon realm and demons are mortal here.
>>118874959
I didn't even mention demons, dog. Chill.
The point is CoC isn't original and took a lot of shit from other things.
And so can we. We can just avoid the furries and all the other faults it had and we'll golden.
>>118875257
We aren't going to directly copy it. We don't even want it discussed here. That's my point. You are defending them for trying to drag that shit up here and starting a fight.
>>118875339
I'm not discussing it and I'm not saying we're copying it either, as I said several times already.
>>118875621
But you are defending doing so and defending someone trying to talk about it.
>>118875339
>We don't even want it discussed here.
>Slablands/CoC General
Pick one you lying faggot.
>>118875753
Read the history doc.
>>118875703
How, exactly, is saying "we can draw from some of the same inspirations that X game drew some inspirations from" defending to discuss CoC?
>>118875974
Because your defensive reply was in response to telling someone not to discuss that game and that we weren't copying it. Thus you are attacking that position.
>>118876039
But we AREN'T copying it. We're copying what IT copied from.
Big difference.
>>118875923
I have. I just think it's retarded to keep the name if you don't want anything to do with it.
The only reason I can imagine for keeping it is tradition; if that's it then it's a shitty tradition that invites shitposting and you'd be better off without it.
>>118876165
No, no we're not. You suggesting it doesn't mean we are. You are attacking people telling them we're not copying that game or discussing it. Thus you are against them.
>>118876265
Oh, so we're not taking ideas from popular monster girl and other ideas like what it did sometimes?
Because I'm preeeetty sure we are.
>>118876361
Nope. And nobody is going to want to talk to you at all when your starting premise is an attack on people telling you not to discuss that shit game.
>>118876469
Except you. You seem pretty gungho about jumping right in and telling people they 'attacked' somebody when all I intended was to give somebody ideas to draw from that wasn't CoC itself.
But go ahead, tell me I'm a monster and bad guy.
>>118876725
You did. You opposed a post telling people not to talk about that shit. That makes your position abundantly clear.
>>118876947
That being that I want people to discuss things that aren't CoC directly, yes.
>>118877136
That being that you are against people not discussing that shit game. If you wanted to oppose the original poster, then perhaps you should have replied to them instead of attacking the person telling them not to discuss it?
>>118876947
Will you quit it already? I'm so sick of this inane blind dog attack every time someone mentions coc no matter what their intentions are.
It's in the title. New people don't read the huge fucking docs in the intro, so they ask here, and instead of
>we don't discuss coc anymore, this thread is for slablands only now
you get this shit. Considering the literal inspiration for this game is coc but not shit, throwing a tantrum about how nothing is inspired by coc is idiotic. This game exists because people got sick of having furry dick in their mouth every other minute.
Take a deep breath, go for a walk, and calm down.
We should be able to have a discussion about other text games including coc in regards to what inspiration we can draw from them without a nuclear meltdown.
For example, I came to this thread to write for coc. Ellie wouldn't exist without coc because she was inspired by Tamani and all the other goblins.
>>118877503
Goblins were short stack breeding machines before Tamani retard. So no Ellie wasn't inspired by Tamani.
>>118877503
No. This is a thread only for Slablands, not other text games .We will not discuss your shitty furry game, or any other shitty furry game, and we are not going to hunt around for elements of other games to steal. Not happening.
All this salt just makes me food taste even better.
>>118877354
I did. I told him I prefer the "nobody poops" trope.
And again with your "attack" claim.
Let's look at exactly what I said, shall we?
>CoC is barely original.
Right from the start I'm shittalking about it. Which is fine. We do it all the time.
To be precise, I'm attacking CoC, not you. I never aggressively addressed you or anybody.
>We can just as easily take from the same stuff it took from.
I make the suggestion here that we can take some of the stuff that CoC drew inspiration from here. Again, no attack on you or saying "Hey, lets talk about CoC. No mention of that anywhere either.
>Only this time, we skip the furry aisle and head for the loli aisle. We also get extra helpings from the elf and monstergirl aisle.
Another attack straight at CoC right here. Fen was never keen on loli.
So tell me, where did I "attack" you?
>>118877995
You are opposing a post telling them not to talk about it. You are also advocating indirectly copying that shit game. Thus being inspired by it, which we do not want.
>>118877624
>fuck off
Pretty much what I was planning on anyway since break ends tomorrow. In the mean time, I have another game to work on.
>>118877690
Considering I'm literally the author, I can tell you Tamani and coc goblins inspired Ellie.
>>118878112
No bear girl oral?
>>118878087
I was suggesting an alternative, my intention was never to 'oppose' you. You got all defensive over me making a suggestion. It's clear to me now.
>>118878112
>Considering I'm literally the author, I can tell you Tamani and coc goblins inspired Ellie.
I guess you don't read books then because Goblins being breeders existed basically forever.
>>118878579
An alternative to not talking about it.
Wow, Bumper Bangs are hard to do when you have almost no hair. That was a mistake.
>>118878876
What are those?
>>118878630
Does that mean gobbo dudes are more likely to knock you up with trips/quads/quints?
>>118879050
Are there any?
>>118879050
No.
>>118879036
>>118879147
Oh really? It made sense to me. If the girls have lots of kids the dudes would be equally fertile/whatever and they'd get be more likely to have multiple kids for each pregnancy.
>>118878506
It needs a finished male scene and introduction which is just going to have to wait for either thanksgiving or christmas.
>>118878630
Sorry I don't spend my time reading weird fantasy porn books, I guess? I don't think I've ever read a book with a goblin in it, let alone one that was implicated as a multi-race fucktoy.
>>118879441
Alright. I guess I'll look forward to it around then.
>>118879376
>Oh really? It made sense to me. If the girls have lots of kids the dudes would be equally fertile/whatever and they'd get be more likely to have multiple kids for each pregnancy.
It's more likely that goblin women are designed to have "litters" while humans aren't really. A human could probably create a bunch of half goblins with a goblin but a goblin male would most likely only create a single half goblin with a woman.
>>118879441
>Sorry I don't spend my time reading weird fantasy porn books, I guess? I don't think I've ever read a book with a goblin in it, let alone one that was implicated as a multi-race fucktoy.
I'm not referring to any fantasy porn book. I'm refering to basically literally every single fantasy setting ever. Goblins are fast breeding canon fodder in every series that they exist in.
>>118879376
Crazy bangs for sure.
>>118879628
I personally think it'd be better to have them both be fertile than just have it rely 100% on the female, but I guess that's up to the first writer to write goblin guys with PC pregnancy content.
>>118879691
Yeah. It looks like it requires teasing. But it also doesn't help that I don't have even hair to begin with. So I don't have equal amounts of hair to take from the top, I have all the available hair on the left only. Maybe I should just do a little hair-kerchief bow thing with curly hair spilling out. Like a Rosie the riveter.
>>118879578
Friendly reminder this is the project that caused a week long shitstorm, enjoy :^)
>>118880132
Male goblins don't even exist, I think someone talked about making Hobgolbins that were male only.
>>118880408
If they do, I hope they go with a color other than orange like it was in DnD. Orange skin is literally the worst.
>>118877760
>This is a thread only for Slablands, not other text games .
Then stop advertising the thread as CoC general.
>>118880484
Green's pretty bad too. I'd rather red skinned imp all male race
>>118880569
Screw that I want some imp pussy.
>>118880408
Oh really? I didn't know they were a one-gender race/species/whatever. So it'd be up to whoever wrote male X with PC pregnancy content.
>>118874891
But didn't you read your potty training books as a kid? Everyone poops.
How do people feel about girls with multiple heads?
>>118880687
IKTF
>dem thighs
>>118882027
I had ideas for a two headed bandit dude where one head loved getting fucked and the other "hated" it. Feel free to use any of the idea, I'll probably never write it.
>>118882184
Why not?
>>118882219
Allow me a second to look off in the distance.
>There's...there's just not enough time. Life keeps getting in the way...
There you go.
>>118882027
I had an idea once of a chimera girl.
One head is the lion monstergirl head. She's a proud warrior type of personality. Always trying to look strong and impressive.
Other head is goat girl head. She's lazy and not exactly into the whole strong monster thing. She's kinda nice.
Their personalities would clash and often times work against one another whenever they try to do something.
>>118882531
write it
>>118882027
They're especially great if each head is a separate, sapient entity. Like, one likes you, one doesn't, but they both get sensations from their body. So if you're banging it because the one that likes you asked you to, the one that doesn't is begging you to stop and crying.
So it's the best of both worlds because you're satisfying your urge to do bad things to nice people and your urge to be gentle and kind and loving at the same time.Eventually, it'd lead to the head that doesn't like you hating the head that does, and the head that does like you egging you on when you're fucking, if only to spite "that bitch".
>>118882990
Aaaand new fetish acquired.
>>118882990
>>118882531
I would be funny if the other head was a lesbo
We need a trading sidequest.
One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people fucker.
>>118886561
>>118882027
This one's three/four but it's close.
So will CoC get an epilogue with this last update, or are we just going to get a shitty "you killed Lethice, hooray, the end"?
>>118887658
Then why the fuck is it in the title of the thread?
>>118889496
We REALLY need to take it out of the general name.
All it does is cause trolling and people legitimately asking why we keep it there and thinking we're some kind of autists.
>>118889682
>thinking we're some kind of autists
Because you are if you get assblasted when people talk about the game when the thread's a fucking invitation to talk about the game.
You're all autists.
>>118889913
including me?
>>118889496
Okay, I just read it again, and I still don't understand why it's in the title. You used to be /cocg/, but you're not anymore, so why keep the name? Yes, you would miss a small influx from the few anons that come to /vg/ looking for a place to talk about CoC, but you don't want them anyways, as has been clearly evidenced over and over again in many previous threads.
If you don't want CoC brought up, just stop associating the thread with it.
>Writing worldbuilding thing with friend of a few weeks during free time
>Really enjoy each other's company, feel like you're accomplishing something
>They've been offline for a week and apparently their Skype is deleted
Have a dog girl for your trouble.
Wan wan
>>118890396
That's some delicious looking toast.
>>118891378
If you give good bellyrubs she might share
"Forbidden" information
>>118891345
som wan wan
Milfs and their lolis
>>118899552
milf lolis
>>118899552
Adopting an orphanage of lolis
>>118891345
>>118896585
I don't understand
>>118895881
Like the dick
>>118906216
>and I start to understand why people described to me this thread
People talk about this general outside of this general? Why?
>>118906392
I just asked around on different threads if I could find a game similar to CoC.
>>118906583
That's weird. You're weird.
>>118891378
Needs less egg and more bacon
>>118890396
welp
>>118886561
How purple
>>118891816
I'd leave her a blissed out mess begging for more.
>>118913149
Purple.
Why not blue
>>118916620
Why not a kaleidoscope of colors?
>>118591954
whats the point of bitches if they don't come with pussies?
space girls
>>118920297
we already have those
>>118882141
dat everything
>>118840352
>Fixed
Neat, how much content are we missing from not being able to repair the castle?
>>118927359
Rambles.
>>118927359
Raccoons are strange.
Cold
>>118903614
Wan Wan is the noise Japanese think dogs make.
More like Wah, though.
>>118915895
So your fingers inject liquid drugs.
Interesting.
>>118939916
No but that would definitely be interesting.
>>118940464
Is yours?
>>118940660
I'm one guy
you're a million
>>118941045
It's more like... Five.
Five guys.
Now I want hamburgers. Thanks asshole.
>>118939916
Yours don't?
>Eidos honor the Revision Mod for Deus Ex 1 as an official update of sorts.
Man, Eidos. You guys are alright.
>>118936806
I'd warm her up.
>>118944356
What's the Revision Mod?
>>118946759
It prettifies the game a lot.
>>118947745
Oh I see, it's nice that they're supporting modding.
Girls who suck.
>>118950665
Mosquitos are the debil.
>>118952467
what if she just wants to suck your dick?
>>118953962
>Sucking the blood out of your dick
No thx
>>118954743
Who said anything about blood?
>>118950665
Her hat is horrible.
>>118927359
Rambles, Elly, Horse, Weiss.
To the dude that uploaded the NVL screen, do you have an NVL screen without the darkened background? It looks like crap with it.
Love and peace.
Still I sing, bonny boys, bonny mad boys
Bedlam boys are bonny
For they all go bare and they live by the air
And they want no drink nor money
>>118964572
I like that song.
>>118880132
>complain to mother about hair woes
>"can't you just buy an extension and roll it out of that?"
holy shit, no wonder she gave birth to me. That's a smart lady.
how I'm suppouse to get more spells?
I'm at Skypoint and only have the starter spell
>>118967792
Spellbooks or new staves, I don't know about staves but I'm fairly sure there are no new spellbooks yet.
>>118964832
It's oddly catchy, for sure.
Bug hair.
>>118950665
das right
How do you feel about onis?
Girls with flat chests who have big, plush butts.
1-3 finish a scene, don't do anything else until it's finished
4-6 finish a project, don't do anything else until it's finished
7-9 finish a plot flowchart, don't do anything else until it's finished
0 goof off for a while, you deserve it
>>118978982
>4-6 finish a project, don't do anything else until it's finished
Like, are we talking a waifu project or just a random encounter, because that sounds like a lot of work to just pick-up offhand.
>>118979265
Java project.
>things that will never happen in the Slablands even if it reaches the empire-building endgame the design-doc promises
Creating the first recorded cases of [stockholm syndrome].
Setting up an orgy right after a hostile-takeover of a sovereign power, banging all the husbands/wives/concubines of the ruler so The People know who's in charge now.
Genociding a race by segregating its males from its females and only letting them breed with different races.
>>118981543
The first is likely.
The second is against the rules.
The third is too weird to get written, yeah.
>>118981748
>The second is against the rules.
where are these rules
the FAQ pastebins only mention bestiality, furry, the PC being unavoidably dominated, and chicks with dicks that can't be turned into chicks without dicks.
>>118982169
Really? I'm pretty sure it got updated to mention no NTR.
>>118982216
my bad, I missed that
>>118982383
I'm pretty sure if you kill the ruler first it's no longer against the rules, but I could be wrong.
>Poultrygeist
I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't this.
>>118984824
Did you get chicken ghosts?
>>118984948
I got a sing along about getting a fast food job to spite a lesbian feminist ex-girlfriend, and an obese man thats supposed to be Jared from Subway shitting so hard he gives birth to himself
I think I love this movie
>>118985439
I don't think I can comprehend this movie.
>>118985537
The closest thing I can compare it to is RLM's Feeding Frenzy movie, but more absurd.
> New Mermaid Doujin
> Mother and daughter NTRd
FUCK
>>118986548
Garbage.
>>118986548
>netorare on the title
what were you expecting?
>QT ninja hornet girl Monster of the Week in the ninja sentai series going on now crushes super hard on blue ranger
Shame she dies like all the others. She coulda been interesting.
>>118991949
You really start to feel bad for some of the monsters in those sentai shows, especially when the characters don't.
>>118992056
Blue seemed kinda regretful for playing a trick on her to get the poison antidote from her.
But gotta be a ninja, tho.
Zora.
>>118996126
Dat as another good feesh