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Who else fucked the elf in the elf trailer park?

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Who else fucked the elf in the elf trailer park?
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>>389376390
If I wanted to stick it in a rancid wilderness vagoo I'd sleep with Morrigan, at least I know she's clean.
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>>389377532
The best part about it after was that the elf bitch had slut regret and cried "I can't believe you made me do THAT!" then the cuck elf who asked for your help to get laid runs off crying too. Heartiest laugh I had in a while.
Regardless, I love how they try to punish you with your choice by having the female suddenly have slut regret.
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>>389377768
It's not punishment as much as dumb teenagers being dumb teenagers and you being an asshole.
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>Elf Trailer Park
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GIVE /DAG/ BACK YOU SPAMMING RETARDED NOLIFE AUTIST MONGOLOID KISSLESS VIRGIN WIZARD WASTE OF OYGEN
THIS ISN'T RIGHT IT WAS OURS
WE BUILT IT DAMMIT
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>>389376390
Yeah, my city elf couldn't resist.
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>>389378603
Kill yourself LSW.
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>>389378603
Jesus christ kid, forcing a meme you saw someone else try to force two hours ago is about as low as you can get.
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>>389377532
But Morrigan herself says she lad lots of sex in animal form
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>>389378779
That's a good way to get practice while still keeping human virginity
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>>389376390
it's things like this that made that game so amazing
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>>389376390
Elves are for genocide, not sex.
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>>389376390
>Not saving yourself for the threesome with Liliana and Morrigan
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>>389378779
Fine then, I'd rather sleep with the fugly elf girl. At least she'll give me elf chlamydia instead of badger chlamydia.
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>>389378954
There's not enough elves to genocide anyone, though.
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>>389379171
>>Not saving yourself for the threesome with Liliana and Morrigan
Most people don't even realize it's doable, but requires absolutely fucking PERFECT dialogue choices, you can't make a single mistake.
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>>389378603
>/vg/
>ever
Daily reminder that being banished to /vg/ is based on posting frequency and not consistency of threads. You can have a thread up on /v/ 24/7 and not be eligible or required to move to /vg/, but if those threads are reaching post cap in an hour you DO need to move to /vg/. And even then, you are allowed to start threads as long as the OP contains a specific topic (even if the thread becomes talking about the entire game).

A PSA on preventing your favorite game from being exiled and thrown to the wolves. Sincerely, a Gigantic player who no longer has a place to talk about his game.
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>>389379210
You keep making mistakes
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Can't believe you were allowed to cuck that elf. And straight up say " Yeah I bed ur girl you beta bitch"
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Left or right?
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>>389379380
Cry me a fucking river
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>>389379535
Says the person moaning about /vg/ cancer
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I want to replay Origins again but after hearing how garbage 2 and 3 was I'm just stuck watching the good bits off Youtube
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>>389379501
Leliana's lips look fucking weird in Origins. Like she's got some kind of nutritional deficiency or some weird tropical disease.
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>>389379570
I am not him, but he is fucking dumb as well.
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>>389379501
Both
>>389379171
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>>389379593
2 is worth one (1) playthrough purely for sarcastic Hawke. Just pick the middle (sarcastic) dialogue option EVERY time and be a huge asshole.
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>>389379380
>you are allowed to start threads as long as the OP contains a specific topic (even if the thread becomes talking about the entire game).
Tell that to the fucking jannies, totally not a moderator-sama.
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>>389379501
Either
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>>389376390
Being an asshole in this game was way too satisfying. I like how you can get kill/rid of almost all your party members.
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>>389379358
Good, the best sex scenes must be earned through silver-tongued charisma
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>>389379501
You can do both if you're good with dialogue choices
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>play 1 for 15 hours
>suddenly want to restart with another class
>drop the game after the Origin
Every time
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>>389379501
Morrigan aged better.
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>>389376390
I had a sex mod and watched my dog fuck a deer in the forest.
That was a good laugh because the mod is meant to be sex between two people, but you can still use NPCs and four legged animals.
Good times.
Now THAT was gaming.
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>>389379692
Dude I fucking wish I was a mod I'd clean this place the fuck out.

But as its stands all I can do is give /v/irgins PSAs on how to combat cancer like discussion of any kind being forced to /vg/ where it will die a horrible death.
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>>389379392
At least I'm not making THAT mistake.
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>>389379358
>>389379171
I hope people don't actually believe this lie, you can have a foursome with Lelliana,Zevran and Isabella though.
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>>389379771
Sounds like bullshit, gonna need proofs
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HE DESERVED TO DIE
HE DESERVED JUSTICE
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Anyone remember the prophet's ashes? Did anyone else defile them?
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>>389379891
Anon, I never said you can have literal threesome. I said you can romance BOTH without either breaking up. It's doable with perfect dialogue choices.
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>>389379958
I always go super apathetic neutral in these types of games so I didn't defile them because that takes more effort than just leaving them.
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>>389379771
No way
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>>389379501
Morrigan arguably has the better character arc, but I was still reluctant to take her anywhere because she constantly gave me shit whenever I didn't take the dickhead option.
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>>389379501
Zevran.

>>389379854
I find that 90% of all fun in porn mods comes form things going wrong. Like wild animals descending on towns in FNV to rape residents because a script broke somewhere.
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>>389379998
Maybe but you'll still end up with only one in the ending so what's the point?
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>>389380043
Sounds boring
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>>389376390
Must have mods for Origins?
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>>389379909
>>389380070
http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Romance_(Origins)#Love_Triangles

CTRL+F
Morrigan & Leliana
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>>389380043
>Dragon Age has really awesome consequences for your actions like leaving redcliffe, siding with branka, taking the ashes, etc where the choice drastically effects the game
>All of these choices are made as unappealing as they possibly can be in comparison to a different choice
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>>389380170
You end up with BOTH in the ending.
Read the fucking link >>389380186
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>>389376390
I'm a cute elf girl and I'm romancing Alistar but I also want him to be king, but I know I won't be able to marry him and I'll have to end up as his mistress or something, but my girl has too much self respect for that, can I then romance Lelliana instead when that time comes?
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>>389380180
Sex mod and making the women look like their trailer version.
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>>389379958
I was tempted once, but the only thing you really get out of it is a shitty warrior spec and two less boss fights, which is the opposite of what I wanted from the game.
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>>389380180
Dragon Age rules fixpack
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>>389380140
The best way to handle Morrigan is to be the alpha and don't give a shit about her protests. Just pick what you want and when she throws a fit you give her mirrors and shit and then fuck her swamp cunt back at base.
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>>389380321
No. Dragon Age demands monogamy. You have to pick one.
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>>389380475
Enjoy deer herpes.
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>wanted to play as a human noble that marry Alistair, keep Liliana for mistress and let him die against the Archdemon
>turns out it's not possible
Bummer
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>>389380186
This is more abusing the gifts rather than having them accept a polygamous relationship
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>>389380595
>No. Dragon Age demands monogamy. You have to pick one.
Wrong. Origins does NOT require monogamy, see >>389380186
DA2 and Inquisition also allow you to romance one but have flings with another, sadly you can't actually fully romance more than 1 in DA2 or DAI, only in DA:O.
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>>389380180
Flash's Creature Rescale
Combat Tweaks
FTG_UIMOD
ZDF Dialog Fix
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>>389380321
I'm not sure, you'd have to maybe ignore Leiliana in camp and wait after the Landsmeet but I don't know if it's possible
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>>389380738
Not like it matters when the epilogue has Morrigan fuck off back to her swamp with your demon child
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Awakening ruined this franchise

It was an unpolished mess and started the downward spiral that would end up with the shitshow that is 2

Inquisition was the Mass Effect Andromeda of this franchise
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>>389381000
>he never played the Witch Hunt DLC
pleblord
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>>389381060
Inquisition actually managed get DLC though
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>>389380475
I love Origins, but the fact that you can completely buy a character's love after doing something that causes them to despise you is pretty hilarious to me.
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>>389381060
I got it free on Xbone but there's too much DLC to buy.
I swear Xbox gives games that has a shitload of DLC and then NOT putting any of it on sale.
There's like 6/7 campaign DLCs.
Fml
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>>389379392
Leliana is the Lightning of Dragon Age
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>>389376390
Wait is this part of the elf origin? I never encountered this.

I did fuck two dwarf women and disowned the child when they got pregnant though.
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>Gaydar, Asian banguy and Hamburger Helper touched this series to the point you never want any part of it ever again
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>>389381276
>that dlc that let's you cheat everyone to max approval
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>>389381345
I bought the goty edition for £8 on PSN,100+ hours playtime to regrets
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>>389381627
"no regrets"

Whoops
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>>389381552
No. There's a wussy elf boy in the Dalish camp when you go there with the treaty. His girlfriend won't put out because he isn't technically an adult in Dalish culture and you can go fuck her.
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>>389381552
it's just a part of the elf/wolf quest where you see the teens that love each other in the camp
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I'm playing DAO right now. Loads of fun.
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>>389379938
i always killed him
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>>389379938
I used a mod to let me keep both him and Sebastian because I can't stand losing party members in any game
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>3 games and still no qt dorf to fuck
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The good thing about DAO is that it's 100% self-contained and you don't need to play the later games and still feel like you didn't miss anything.
DA2 at least has sarcastic Hawke as its one only saving grace, but Inquisition has fucking nothing and is a literal single player MMO to boot.
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>>389379784
At least Leliana doesn't need tons of make-up to look decent
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>>389382105
The Rivalry/friendship system was great too
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>>389382194
I had to mod her to look like her trailer version.
She was bangable after the mod and pursued her.
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>>389382240
It's literally just a renamed approval/disapproval system from the first game, you're deluded.
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>>389381786
I looked it up
>Due to a bug in Gheyna's conversation, you receive +7 approval from Wynne if you bed her.
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>>389382194
You're right, she'd need a completely new face.
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>>389382305
Except you get something for disapproval
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>>389382297
Link mod
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>>389376390
>Tfw I love inquisition and It's basically the perfect rpg for me
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>>389382387
Nothing that you get is more beneficial than picking the "friend" options.

>>389382439
Kill yourself
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>>389381276
You can miss out on a lot of key interactions if you just shower them with gifts, I think thats one thing a lot of people forget to mention
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>>389382439
So the perfect RPG for you is a single player MMO?
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>>389382240
I didn't care for it, it's fine with people like Varric or Aveline where I'm going to agree with them 90% of the time but there's a finite number of points you can get. So with people like Fenris and Merrill where I only agree with half of their beliefs I'm too worried it'll balance out too much and I won't be able to get them all the way to one end. I always just use the console to set them all to max so I can just use whoever I want without having to worry about it.
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>>389382497
Better than nothing
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>>389382439
Some people genuinely dont care about game quality and just want to bang out 200 hours in a game

Ill never understand it but more power to you I suppose
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>>389378779
That's not what she said, that was what you wanted to hear.
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>>389382439
Inquisition is a solid 6/10 and isn't bad if you ignore all the insane liberal nonsense like tranny mercs or bisexual bull men. It's just not that great. The main issue with it is that it feels like a single player MMO. If you're fine with that it's not the worst game in the world.

The biggest praise I can give it is that it's not nearly as bad as Dragon Age II which might be my least favorite game of all time.
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>>389382636
No disagreements there, it's still pointless system since people will just go dicksucking approval anyway for benefits.
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>>389376390
Anyone else think this guy was just a fucking bullshit liar who kept feeding you disinfo?

For one thing he keeps telling you women don't fight in the Qun or whatever but then guess who the final Villian at the end of the game leading all the other Qunari is? A fucking woman, not only that but he fucking betrayed me and tried to kill me.
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>>389382732
>tranny mercs or bisexual bull men
Holy fuck Bioware
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>>389382736
>a civilization that believes in rigidly adhering to the role you are given
>but also thinks transexuals are ok
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>>389382732
>>389382439
If you want a single player MMO that's actually worth playing, try Kingdoms of Amalur.
It did the entire "offline MMO" thing much better and has better original lore too.
Game was my guilty pleasure, combat is shallow, visuals are more or less DA:O mixed with WoW, but the fully OC lore and the large sprawling world drew me in.
Also the game was made as an MMO in development but then retooled as single player when they realized they're going bankrupt, so instead of killing the game they just did their best to turn it into single player so people can still try it out and see all the lore and shit they crafted.

I wish Secret World and some other now-dead MMOs has devs like that, turning game into full SP.
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>>389382736
A truly good bait, is laced with truth, and has a core of lies.
So basically he is Sten Light, but Sten do not have a role to spread disinformation and propaganda.
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>>389382735
I didn't
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>>389382497
>>389382580
Getting tired of this bullshit an MMO doesn't have proper story content or various companion characters each with their own back stories and banter, and actually the game play isn't even all that different from the game frankly so I've never understood this stupid meme you've been spouting.
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>>389383013
Well you're in a niche. I didn't on my second playthrough either, where I went full roleplay instead of powergaming like on first playthrough, but deep in your heart you know that 99% of people will just powergame meta.
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>>389382975
>Kingdoms of Amalur.
>worth playing
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I had my eye on Sera, because she's super cute and I knew she dated girls. I also considered Blackwall, because he seemed cool.
Then I spent some time with Solas. This, friends, was my biggest mistake.
I talked and talked to him, exploring every possible conversation route. I was entranced by him, his entire disposition, his otherworldliness, his obsession with dreams. I developed a really, really huge crush. I knew I wanted to romance him.
As I continued through his storyline, we shared our first kiss. Listen, I always have favorites in video games, but it has been YEARS since a fictional character actually gave me butterflies. In real life. I replayed that kiss on youtube more times that I'd like to admit. The way he looks at you! I felt like I was fifteen again.
I spent the entire week fawning over Solas. (You see, I work full-time so I had to spread out my gametime to only a few hours a night.) I looked forward the entire day to getting off my shift and coming home to play some DAI.
Then he broke up with me. I was horrified. Did I answer something wrong? Why did he suddenly want to distance himself from my character? I searched the internet from answers, only to find that no, I couldn't have done anything to prevent it. I would have started the game over just to undo that.
As I went on playing, I was so sad that he wouldn't talk to me anymore. He wouldn't tell me stories like he used to. It really upset me, way more than a video game should.
I was bummed, wanting to put less and less time into the game. Why did I invest myself so much in a character that I couldn't even romance for real!? I was pissed. Deciding I didn't care about spoilers, I went on a wiki and read about Solas. I read everything.
You guys know what I found out, and it was terrible. I mean, I'm all for loving villains and stuff, but come on!! We had something special!

I spent the subsequent Saturday night drinking my sorrows away.
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>>389383129
>but deep in your heart you know that 99% of people will just powergame meta
I doubt that
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>>389383078
You never played WoW or any other fucking MMO?
Cause the game is literally WoW: Dragon Age Edition in terms of how it works, with SWTOR's companion system (yes, TOR is a fucking MMO with proper various companions each with own backstories, banter and dialogue choices).
Get some fucking taste.

>>389383154
Definitely more so than CISquisition. I never said it's a good game. I said it's a better offline MMO. It had heart even if it was subpar and I can value that in a game.
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>>389382975
>playing Kingdoms of Single Player MMO
Game is shit
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[ ] He deserves to die
[x] He should do the Joining
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>>389383078
"first game"

Actually the real difference betweeen this and the first is that in the first game everything was auto attack, so the gameplay has become inherently more enjoyable and better, no I'm not baiting this one ha the best gameplay in the entire franchise.
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I had a glitch on my xbox 360 game that had them and my dwarf character naked during a cutscene. I specifically remember morrigan having a hairy snatch. I was never able to recreate it. It happened when i entered the cave to get that one god's ashes
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>>389383361
Broghain is objectively better choice than Alistair. Especially if you know the meta aspect of what Alifail and Broghain do behind the scenes after events of the game.
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>>389382732
My main problem is the tedious pace if you want to do side content. The only way I can play DAI nowadays is with a flying mod and using equipment on my rogue character to multiply his speed during stealth.

Still I'd argue against it being better than DA2. It certainly isn't as rushed, but at least the story wasn't as much of a clusterfuck (even though it's pretty much pointless after Gaiden's novels and DAI) and the combat was better. Also while dumbed down to the dialogue wheel, your dialogue options still changed things and opened other dialogue options based on your personality. DAI has nothing of that sort. You can only "buy" additional options via Inquisition perks, which leads to dwarves with detailed knowledge about magic.
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Was he in the right?
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>>389376390
>Playing DA2
>Get to the part where I fight Qunari 1v1
>Tfw running around in a circle waiting for my potions to load
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>>389383336
Post above yours, get some reading comprehension you underage frogposter.
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>>389383404
>caring about combat in an RPG
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>>389383615
Make me.
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>>389383593
Well I mean the chantry are actually faggots but he didn't seem to help mages any so he's inherently wrong.
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>>389383596
>ywn get Bethany BLACKED
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>>389380140
>not playing a dickhead in Bioware vidya
One of us is doing something wrong and I'm pretty sure it's you.
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>>389383596
The Qunari leader (forgot his name) is where I decided I don't give a shit anymore about playing "legit" due to him being a massively boring bullet sponge and the fight being me kiting him around waiting for potions to refresh, switched the difficulty to easiest and finished the game all the way to the end like this.
There's way too much respawning enemies/teleporting ambushes and bulletsponge shit late into the game, I just didn't give a flying fuck anymore.
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>>389383712
>Not caring about combat,characters,story etc almost equally for true kino experience
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>>389383818
>Bethany is my actual sister's name
>played a mage so she ate shit right from the beginning
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>>389381276

That can literally break some character romances if you use the thoughtful gifts to spam yourself to high approval.
Some gifts can get you out of the shit zone in the regular game but I think that is kinda fair in DA:O because the game does not smash it into your face which answer is the right one because it was back when BW did not make games for babbies only. And some people dislike reloading saves when they fucked up because they want to stick with their choices.
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>turning waves of Templars into red paste
>Orsino yells something to the effect of "WE CAN'T HOLD ON MUCH LONGER"
>what the hell is this fuck saying
>Orsino's dialogue starts insinuating a nuclear option
>dude, no, I've got this
>the fucker ruins every goddamn thing and makes all my hard work moot
Fuck that entire city. Anders was a twat and all, but if he'd blown up the rest of the town along with the cathedral I would've gladly surrendered my anal chastity to him. Kirkwall can go bumfuck a chainsaw for all I care.
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>>389383712
>>389383885
have I been doing it wrong bros? I love the fuck out of mountain blade and never gave a microshit about the story. are stories requisite for a good rpg?
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Starting a new game.
What difficulty?
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>>389384376

I always go normal. I only care about gitting gud at games with action based combat, in regular rpgs I really don't care. Normal was challenging enough for me in DA:O and I also wanted to bring my doggo along even though he is shit in combat.
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>>389384293
>play DAI
>talk to Varric
>can call him out on Orsino's fight being bullshit
>Varric disapproves
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>>389384293
There arw reasons why Kirkwall is a messed up place.
>slave capital
>massive blood magic ritual
>tear in the Veil
>demons have to lure non-mages since there's so much competition
>next to Corypheus's prison
It's literally a hellhole.
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>>389383596
>not slaughtering every qunari you see
That part is only ever viable if you're a warrior, otherwise fight the whole group.
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>>389383593
Not really, the war he caused (or at least brought about sooner than it would naturally have) never ended up being a good thing for anyone involved.
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>>389384219
Yeah, I suppose there still more depth to it than just choosing the top of the dialogue wheel over and over.
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>>389385152
But he said I was worthy ;_; I had some good skills I thought my rogue could take him, I eventually won but it was a pain cause he kept stunning me.
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>>389376390
You should ask who didn't, that bitch is a town bicycle.
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>>389384758
His disapprove is based on Hawkes decisions in DA2
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>>389385782
kek
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>>389384670
>completely locking down an enemy
>shit in combat
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>>389385782
Never got this cause I always play as a woman in games.

At the end I got Alistar to fuck Morrigan in front of me so I could be a cuckquean.
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>>389386004
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>>389385876
Which one? I got the disapproval regardless of whether Hawke helped the mages or templars
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>>389386004
Hot.
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Can you prevent Breivik from nuking the chantry in DA2 or is that story scripted no matter what?
>inb4 you can but only if you fag romance him
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>>389386338
You can't, that shit is bareley a RPG to begin with, why even play it?
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>>389386004
>not cucking Queen Anora, with Alistair as king and you as his mistress
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>play as a Mage
>no good wizard hats but oh well
>disregard romance options, I've got magic to do
>get my boy Alistair to become king
>even get him his dads magic sword from Ostagar dlc
>turn down Morrigans ritual because I'm not letting her steal my wizard potential
>have Alistair do it instead cause I'm a good wizard bro getting him laid
>help him rule as his chancellor at his side
Full on Arthurian mythos here, especially if that Maric had to fuck Flemeth to give her a daughter in that one book theory is right.
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>>389386417
I played it years ago just because I wanted to get through it once, I'm just asking out of curiosity.
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>>389386338
Nah, you can only decide whether you kill him or not. Doesn't really matter either, since DAI only mentions him with a single line if he survives.
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>>389376390
Who did you choose?
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>>389386739
Stroud
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>>389386439
What's the point? She doesn't care.
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>>389386693
>Doesn't really matter either, since DAI only mentions him with a single line if he survives.
Pretty much goes for any imported choice other than Loghain/Alistair really as that one does affect the story in way larger way than I expeted.
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>>389386338
If I remember right, if you had high approval with him you can get him to start rethinking his idea, only for Justice to take over and do it anyways.
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>>389386739
>Alistair
He's too busy hanging from Denerim tower in my save.
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>>389386739
I chose not to play this grabage.
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>>389376390
ITT: Turned out better you expected.

>First playthrough
>Ignored Blackwall completely because I thought he was boring
>Second play through
>Turned out to be one of the best companions with lots of good banter,back story and also a lying child murderer
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>>389386952
The classic "choices (don't) matter" solution then.
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>>389387084
About the crappy hair textures: is it just a Bioware thing or is it a more general shortcoming of Frostbite?
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>>389386739
Lohgain
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>>389387220
I would think it's a bit of both.
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I've played Inquisition twice now, and I can't wait to play it for a third time. What is wrong with me?
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>>389387220
Frostbite thing, it's literally an engine made for setpieces with a ton of pre-calculated lighting and physics. Bad Company games had a lot of destructability yes but it was literally ALL fucking pre-calculated, like that barnhouse scene in HL2 Episode 2.
In case of Inquisition it's also a Bioware thing though.
So basically what >>389387332 said.
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>>389387552
>"I cannot go home."
>Well, you can stay here.
>"Thank you."
>Sten approves +20
Sten is cute.
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>>389387552
>Sten becomes Arishok
Best boy getting what he earned.
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>>389387783
And we got that weird qunari in Inquisition.
Fucking hell.
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>>389387552
Sten is the kind of personality that respects you having your own goals and ideals and finds bootlicking to be worthless.
I still left him in that cage since all Qunari are subhuman, him being less subhuman than the rest doesn't absolve him.
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>>389383593
>only healer in 2
WHY?
H
Y
?
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[x] Leave his body for the darkspawn
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>>389387220
It's a fact that Bioware has never been competent at the technical stuff.
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>>389379738
>leave the muslim in the cage
>let the old bitch get eaten by ghosts
>chop the french religious fanatic's head off, as is tradition
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>>389387783
>Sten becomes Arishok
When?
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>>389387905
Hawke is canonically a mage. You're kinda supposed to play the good spellcaster yourself.
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>>389387913
I explicitly waited with doing return to ostagar until after I recruited Loghain just to see his banter here.
It was worth it.
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>>389382736
>trusting muslim minotaurs

it fit his role perfectly. da:i, the true red pill of the series.
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>>389387552
It's a pity Bioware moved away from companions that don't kiss your ass all day every day
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>>389376390
>playing RPGs that are not arpgs
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>>389387994
>>chop the french religious fanatic's head off, as is tradition
The worst thing is, just like Imoen, she comes back in the next game and literally says "DUDE GOD INTERVENED AND BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE LMAO".
With Imoen, it was never explained at all even if you imported a save, here you get a literal divine intervention as explanation.
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[x] Punch Connor's mum and then kill him
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>>389387552
In the Polish dub he was voiced by the guy who did our Baldur's Gate narration, including the "You must gather your party before venturing forth". Made me replay the game with Polish dub just for that voice.
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>>389387821
Iron Bull was alright, for the differences in how he and Sten describe the Qun can be explained as them being from different branches of their culture.
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>>389388220
>not sacrificing his mother, fucking the lewd demon, and letting her take over the kid
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>>389387220
Most likely both
>5 buzzcut options
>0 long hair
Fem Qunari were the worst
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>>389376390
>want to do a psychopath ending
>too lazy to play again
if only there was a skip combat feature
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>>389388028
Mage are boring
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>>389387783
>ywn hunt isabela with stenishok and gang rape her before forcing her to submit to the qun
DA2 didn't do much right, but they got the Qunari perfect.
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>>389388202
At least BG2 had the excuse of not claiming to take your choices into it. It just said "this is what happened. Deal with it."
Bioware tried to say that your choices actually mattered, then pulled this shit. I don't care how much they tried to justify it, because when you throw in Deus Ex Machinas like this, it all breaks down.
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>>389388220
You know this game was made before EA by the sole fact you can kill children. You can't in the next two games.
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>>389388414
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonage/mods/2672/?
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>>389388541
That scene is from DA2? I don't even remember it. I only remember the Inquisition one where she goes into detail saying how her head was cut off but dude Maker lmao revived her.
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>>389388614
>it actually exists
i was going to use console commands but this is better thanks senpai
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>>389388706
>I don't even remember it.
It required some pretty specific means of acquiring that scene.
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>>389388416
Sarcastic mage Hawke is literally the best way to play DA2 in terms of fun. Warriors are the boring ones, especially in DA2.
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>>389388706
and then in dai or the tresspasser dlc it's revealed it wasn't the maker but some random spirit (if you didn't make her chill out and kept her an edgelord) that disapears by transforming into dozens of ravens
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>people actually like Qunari aka the blatant fucking sandniggers, complete with literal Quran and Muslim teachings
How
Why
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>>389388795
Yeah but muh bethany. Carver is so fucling shitty.
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>>389388795
You mean rogue anon
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>>389388795
>play as ass Hawke whole time
>even when shit is serious, still pick middle options
>don't bother fucking any of the companions
>but went to the brothel so often the Madame in charge of it becomes nice to you over the years
Best DA2 playthrough I ever did.
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>>389376390
>Not fucking all of them in multiple playthroughs
Step it up, mate
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>>389388108
>Bioware once were the company to specifically record extra lines for events they knew only 1% of the players would ever hear
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>>389388947
Carver is the objectively better choice, especially if you make him Grey Warden. Also pretty sure there is a mod that lets you swap her and Carver so you get to keep Bethany as Mage Hawke or keep Carver as Warrior/Rogue Hawke.
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>>389387552
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>>389388947
I liked Carver because he was a whiny brat who did nothing but complain about his older sibling, EXACTLY like how a real younger brother is.
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>>389388541
Company should just shut the fuck up about your choice mattering
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>>389376390
>kill lelianna
>they don't just say there's a canon path to avoid trouble later
>instead, they literally give her god plot armor throughout the rest of the games

Why?
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>>389383218
wat
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>>389389087
Origins was the last pre-EA game they made, it's why it's their last good game.
EA bought them out only shortly before DA:O already had release date set in stone so they couldn't fuck with it beyond the pre-order items and cutting out Shale, Warden's Keep and Return to Ostagar to sell as DLC.
Shale was originally meant to be find in Redclife, along with the building and everything for example.
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>>389378954
Considering what most of them are trying to do right now, we should have do it sooner.
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>>389388541
Does somebody have the pic where Gaider explains how Leliana is still alive and doesn't want to call it a retcon?
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>>389389372
>Shale was originally meant to be find in Redclife, along with the building and everything for example.
Makes sense. Redcliffe is easily the most barebones hub in the game
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Can I romance Morrigan, let Loghain impregnate her and then go with her through the eluvian as her cuck of ferelden? Asking for a friend
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>>389381797
Elf mage >>389382330
That foxy grandma...i bet she was quite the adventurer herself.
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>Bioware prides itself on their diversity and being progressive
>so happy announcing how DAI has a fully gay and lesbian characters
>Sera is the worst written and annoying character they've ever written, and ugly as fuck to boot
>Dorian is a literal flaming homosexual stereotype, complete with daddy issues
How did they get away with it.
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>>389379501
Leliana was more annoying in DAO than in DAI. Bitch just goes from one extreme to another
From
>"Jesus loves me, this I know. 'Cause the Church tells me so."
To
>"CRAWLING IN MY SSKKKIIIINNN!!! LYRIUM IS REALLLL!!!"
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>>389389372
This is why Mass Effect went to shit after the first game, too. Fucking EA.
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>>389379484
You can do it to both of them, not in the same playthrough of couse
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>>389389480
Yeah, the entire finding Shale and shit was meant to be in Redcliffe but got turned into generic copypasted village due to EA cutting it out for DLC.
Ostagar and Warden's Keep required less work to cut since the former all the had to do was get rid of the quest initiator as the rest was already there and for Warden's Keep being separate location they also only had to get rid of the quest initiator itself and lock it behind paywall.
Shale actually required bare minimum of work to cut.
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>>389379686
Exactly
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>>389382736
It's called taqiyya
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>>389376390
that quest was surprisingly red pilled for a Bioware game...
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>>389388202
> just like Imoen
Imoen never died, neither canonically, nor as a result of a quest or storyline.
you cant import a safe, merely a character file and the inventory of your party, even attributes are not transferred unchanged.
You single out imoen in a game that did not consider which characters you ended the previous one with, or which ones died, at all in fact, nor did it claim to have any sort of regard for what you did.
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>>389389914
Because the people that give a shit about that have terrible fucking taste.
The main reason they pander so much is because they don't have to write anything good, so long as they don't get targeted by tumblr cannibals
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>>389379938
Never bought his DLC, but I completely agree.
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>>389390001
Leliana in DA:O was genuinely insane, or at least heavily traumatised and trying to leave the past behind.
You can even call her out on it and get her to stop lying to herself.
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>>389388015
In a book set before Inquisition, apparently. Unless you're playing a save file where he died in the first game, he's the Arishok during that game.
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>>389390364
And yet nearly their entire fan base turned on them for MEA, so it's clear they can't just coast through with pandering and their name brand anymore.
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>still no r34 of best girl
>can't even bang her in game
I hate you, Bioware.
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>>389390001
>lyyyriuuum is reaaal
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>>389379958
Yep, mostly to get the Revenant sub-class
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>>389390512
They can coast so long as they go for mediocre and inoffensive, with only a few standout bits of shit. Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug, so the tumblrites will be able to bypass all the other shit to get directly to their personal pandering.
It doesn't hurt that their VAs weren't terrible in 2 and Inquisition, which can be a great aid to not spotting horrible writing.

ME:A was one of the biggest clusterfucks in modern video gaming, and their VAs in particular were shit, so they sabotaged the only core audience they had left.
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>it's a "Tevinter are totally the bad guys" quest
>implying I care about Fenris
>implying I don't want to eradicate the qunari invaders
>implying my grudges against the Templars don't take priority over the ethics of magocracy
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>>389390094
Correct, but ME was made before DAO.
Though technically, DAO started development way earlier than ME and was actually in development hell (they've been working on it ever since BG2 ToB released) since they wanted to create their own fantasy IP where they wouldn't be tied to licensing and having to pay royalties.
Same reason why ME went into development after KotOR, they wanted KotOR-like custom IP where they wouldn't need to pay shit for royalties on existing IP.
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>>389382336
fuckin' savage
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>>389389536
Yes.

>>389389665
People kinda forget that every granny used to be young once.
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>>389390515
>can't bang a fem dwarf cause it's "creepy and pedo like"
>cant bang a fem Qun cause it's "fulfilling the amazon fetish"
>can't bang Cole cause " he's mentally a child and that's sick"
Fucking Gaider.
The last one is especially dumb because if you made Cole human not even a year later he's banging the tavern bard chick.
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>>389384376
Nightmare if you want any sort of challenge. The game is a snoozefest otherwise and can be soloed on normal by any class.
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>>389376390
only in the butt so her cuckold bf wouldnt have to raise my bastard spawn
i guess i really am kind at heart
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>>389390001
Leliana is fucked up from PTSD in DA:O and you can actually get her "fixed" with proper choices and finishing her questline.
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>>389391664
>proceed to make a character with an amazon fetish
>>
What even is the state of this franchise? DAI launched almost three years ago and there haven't been much news on a new series entry since then, and Bioware doesn't seem to be in EA's good graces anymore.
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>>389390314
What I'm saying is that BG2 was very blatantly clear that you can import your shit, but your choices (including who you have killed or not) don't matter jack shit since they want to tell their own story.
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>>389379938
>>389381806
>>389382054
>>389390447
What are you referring to? I legitimately can't tell.
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>>389391184
ME:A VA's being shit is a direct result of the (STILL ONGOING) VA Union strike.
Pretty much all the "big" VAs are off limits.
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>>389391448
I wanted to like Fenris because he was voiced by Balthier from FF12, but dear god the character is an insufferable edgelord and a literal faglord fuckboi to boot. I did his personal quest only by forcing myself to do it, never again. The entire character and everything related to him other than the VA is pure shit.
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>>389392198
I understand that, but the voice direction was clearly abysmal in it, and the lisping Krogan/Salarian were like cheesegraters on the ears.
They were never going to be A tier on the VAs, but they could at least have reached for C.

They should have gone with the Dark Souls or Vermintide route of hiring lesser known VAs that have experience in other fields.
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>>389384376
Just a couple of minutes ago I finished Origins on Nightmare, for the most part using a mediocre party comp, and besides a few encounters in the very beginning, I didn't even end up using consumables.
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>>389391963
BioWare, the actual BioWare, not the outsourced studio with leased BioWare name that made Andromeda, is working on sone yet unannounced new big RPG project.
Most likely DA4.
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>>389392508
Welll DA:I was not that much better than ME:A to be honest. At least ME:A had semi fun gameplay, what does DA:I have?
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>>389392457
>They should have gone with the Dark Souls or Vermintide route of hiring lesser known VAs that have experience in other fields.
Stage actors are actually more expensive than "A-list" voice actors. True story.
Square Enix actually tends to use lesser known stage actors and film actors a lot in their games since they know voice actors are generally trash or lack range.
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>Todd resurrects Dragon Age
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>>389392635
Inquisition was made by BioWare Austin, the SWTOR guys.
Andromeda was by BioWare Montreal who before only made DLCs for ME2 and ME3.

BioWare Edmoton aka THE actual BioWare, is working on Anthem, which is their new "big" projects.
Turns out I wasn't paying attention to the E3 and their new big shit wasn't an RPG but some fucking Destiny clone, wowitsfucking nothing.
Anyway this means that DA4 isn't being made at all and probably won't happen now that Andromeda killed Mass Effect and Inquisition did rather sub-par as well.
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>>389392341
>implying FF12, a literal pile of shit, is any better than DA2
kys
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>>389392641
Doesn't surprise me.
Maybe they ought to have saved money on the stunt casting and got a higher standard of VA instead, or used the Spin off as an excuse to go back to voiceless protagonist and lure a few of the old school fans back.

But I suppose if Bioware were competent, they wouldn't really be new bioware
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>>389392962
>Inquisition was made by BioWare Austin, the SWTOR guys.
Well, co-developed with them and BioWare Edmonton to be precise, should've clarified.

>>389392989
I'm sorry that you've got Gaydar's microdick so far up your rectum that you think DA2 is anything but pure trash. The only saving grace of that game is >>389379686 and only for ironic reasons.
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>>389392962

>THE actual BioWare, is working on Anthem
Yeah, the actual BioWare works on a game that could not be any more Anti-BioWare
They are dead as fuck lmao.
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>>389393107
>you think DA2 is anything but pure trash
Both DA2 and FF12 are pure trash. That was the point.

If you are an adult who plays modern FFs unironically, kys.
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>>389390512
>it's clear they can't just coast through with pandering and their name brand anymore.
Well, they still don't seem to learn it

>>389390515
>flirt only with best girl
>have a talk with her back at Skyhold
>lock in her "romance" without scenes or intimacy, but I take what I can get
>can't choose her as romantic interest in DragonAgeKeep though, so even this little bit is completely meaningless
Still mad
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>>389393168
Yeah read the last section of my post. BioWare is pretty much dead at this point and so are Dragon Age and Mass Effect. All of them effectively killed not by BioWare themselves, but by EA.
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>>389393231
No adult uses underage terminology like "kys" and absolutes entirely devoid of arguments behind them, you should rethink what you write anon.
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>>389383218
>Not doing a romance free first playthrough
Your first mistake. Never really got the all the love for Solas. He's an okay friend, but his romance wasn't all that and a bag of chips.
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>>389383361
I remember the first time I tried this. It's safe to say that Alistair was my first love irl, and then I chose to let Loghain live. Alistair left and I was absolutely heartbroken, I couldn't even finish the playthrough.
>>
YOU
YOU
YOU'RE
YOU'RE
YOU'RE WADING THROUGH HER SWAMP
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>>389383593
>Becomes a terrorist
>Thinks anything good would happen from having the entirety of Thedas hating Mages more than they do already
Vivienne was right
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>>389384078
kek
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>>389394746
>Want a war
>Get a war
>>
I miss Wynne
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>>389384998
When you put it like that...
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>>389386004
Then fuck Cammen
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>>389386739
Hawke
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>>389394404
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>>389387713
Sten and the Arishok are the best Qunari
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>>389395674
God that was so retarded
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>>389395730
Don't forget me
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>>389388220
Man, I hated that french bitch, but when she started crying over conner's dead body...
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>>389394938
I miss Velanna.
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>>389396112
*Dreaded Orlesian
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>>389395295
If you're a man you can fuck them both.
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>>389396369
I miss Sigrun
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>>389383218

>>>/vg/
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>>389396837
Both Oghren and Sigrun are retarded

I never finished DA2 but the merchant crossbow dwarf was a far superior companion than both of them

He's the only good one in that batch, the rest are just vanilla or plain retarded
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>>389394938
>can't romance Wynne
>can't romance Samara
Fucking why. Why make hot gmilf characters and not allow us to do the deed.
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>>389391664
I always knew that "Cole is mentally a child!" bit was bullshit. He's a fucking spirit that doesn't know shit about how people interact with one another. Frankly, it's insulting to children, 'cause they aren't all fucking retarded.
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>>389397550
I personally never really got the appeal of Varric.
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>>389382816
Tranny merc. Singular. One of the guys in Bull's squad was born a tomgirl but decided fuck it I want to fight wars and shit but the Tevinter military wouldn't let her so she started crossdressing to get in and it stuck. Don't know why people always push it like Inquisition had a full legion of drag queen soldiers at your command.
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>>389391653
One thing about her is still young
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>>389397938
I kind of wanted to fuck Krem. She's a handsome woman and voiced by Jennifer Hale, I can't help it.
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>>389392082
Sebastian Vael: Choir boy
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>>389397938
Except that it's made explicit that trannies are not uncommon in Dragon Age when you talk to that singular tranny merc. Chances are your character met plenty and it just wasn't noted.
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>>389396410
The pre-DA1 book actually fully justifies everything Loghain did. Orlais are scum and so were the Grey Wardens.
Plus it was flat out confirmed by devs (and ingame itself) that the Darkspawn horde would've rolled all over them with or without Loghain's men regardless.
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>>389398282
Oh, DLC character I never even bothered with, explains everything.
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>Actually like the more disconnected story of the Dalish Origin
>Visiting the Dalish Camp as a Dalish Elf was a unique experience to give the Dalish a sense of a united culture despite being nomads
>Everyone else shits on the Dalish
I don't understand.
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>>389398410
Nah, bullshit. Loghain didn't just decide to pull back for the good of the men, it was already established in-game that he was planning the coup and to murder the King before Ostegar. He'd already had Howe murder the only other Teyrns, so he would be the highest nobleman in the land, and he'd been having Arl Howe poisoned.
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>>389396090
Just no. I like Felicia Day and all, but her character was the beginning of the end with Qunari lore
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>>389398410
The whole Ostagar battle plan was retarded as hell. Only the one barrage of arrows, then the wave of dogs, then they charge? Where were the mages they had there, a bunch of them shooting fireballs to soften up the horde could have been useful.
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>>389398593
Cailan was a retard who let Anora get too close
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>>389396554
If that's true, then I'mma start a new playthrough
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>>389398593
Why was he planning the coup in the first place, when you bring him there in the return to Ostagar dlc he reacts so angrily to the letters showing Cailan was planning treason so that couldn't have been the reason.
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>>389398593
t. retard that never did Loghain's personal questline where he comes clean on everything and never read The Stolen Throne novel

Loghain cared about Cailan, that's why he was so pissed that Cailan wouldn't listen to reason. He tried everything to make him not make the mistake, but ultimately had to let Cailan die for his stupidity because he sought to undo LITERALLY EVERYTHING that Loghain and Marric fought their ENTIRE FUCKING LIVES FOR.

Faggot.
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>>389398735
The idea was that they were drawing the Darkspawn into a trap and Loghain with the bulk of the army would charge their flank, tearing them down from the rear. The tactics were sound, and even if the Horde ended up being much larger than anyone thought to where true victory was impossible, had Loghain still charged, they might've been able to get the King out and supply a chance for the rest of the army to withdraw too. Instead Loghain let the king die and half of Ferelden's forces.
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>>389398593
Cailan was a traitor anon, the fucking return to ostagar even explicitly reveals that he was going to sell out Ferelden to Orlais and gave 0 fucks about it
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>>389397550
The Dwarf companions in all the games are always the best, yet we can never fuck them.
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>>389398869
>>389398878
Nah, what happened and this was very explicit, was that Anora was barren and Loghain was afraid that Cailan was going to divorce her. In the meantime, Cailan was making peace with Orlais and the Empress was flirty with him, so Loghain thought he was going to divorce his daughter for her. Literally nothing in the lore beyond his paranoia supported this. So, Loghain tried to destroy the entire country because he was afraid his barren daughter was going to get cucked.
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>>389398334
>Except that it's made explicit that trannies are not uncommon in Dragon Age when you talk to that singular tranny merc.
But even still, that's the only one you talk to. Yeah, BioWare forced progressive concepts down the throats of players but unless you're just a hateful shit then it wasn't that much to deal with (hell Dorian is my favorite character in the game). It just feels like the complaining about the LGBT stuff overshadows people complaining about the actual problems of the game.
>>389398410
Even if the retreat at Ostagar was tactically sound, he proceeded to do nothing but hinder Ferelden's capacity to fight against the Blight.
>>389398527
I really enjoyed the twist in Inquisition that the ancient elves basically fucked their own society nine ways to Sunday long before Tevinter rolled over them. Especially since my intuition made me bring Sera there and she took the piss out of all of them.
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>>389398929
>Instead Loghain let the king die and half of Ferelden's forces.
You mean half of the humies' forces

There are no elves and dorfs at Ostagar
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>>389398970
Wrong. Replay it.

>Cailan,
>The visit to Ferelden will be postponed indefinitely, due to the darkspawn problem. You understand, of course?
>The darkspawn have odd timing, don't they? Let us deal with them first. Once that is done, we can further discuss a permanent alliance between Orlais and Ferelden.
>-A note, written in an uncharacteristically familiar tone, from Empress Celene to King Cailan

They were making peace with Orlais, not submitting. Loghain just thought "peace" meant he would marry the Empress which would end his noble line immediately since his daughter was a barren sow.
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>>389399151
>But even still, that's the only one you talk to
There is Serendipity in DA2
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>>389399189
Do they even count as Ferelden's force?
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>>389399348
Who the fuck is that?
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>>389399283
It never occurred to me in-game that Anora was a barren womb

I always assumed she was Ferelden's Hillary Clinton
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>>389398929
The

King

was

LITERALLY

CANONICALLY

CONFIRMED

A

TRAITOR

Jesus fuck play Return to Ostagar and read Cailan's letters.
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>>389399283
Well Loghain was correct, since the second letter was Eamon outright telling Cailan to set Anora aside so he could produce an heir.
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>>389399537
Tranny whore in the brothel who marries the viscount's secretary. She's even in the Qunari DLC
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>>389399283
The funny thing is, Loghain didn't know about that correspondence when he had the king killed. He reacts to it fresh at Ostagar. But as was already noted, he had been planning to murder the King and rebel long before the Blight. Both with his plotting with Howe to kill the Couslands, poisoning Arl Eamon his largest detractor, working with Uldred to upset the Tower and making deals with Tevinter.
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>>389399887
Eamon suggests it, but it never even vaguely implies that Cailan intended to do so. In fact, everyone who knew him said that Cailan was in love with and devoted to Anora. The only person who thought he might leave her was his treacherous general that had him killed.

>And yes, perhaps when this is over you will allow me to bring up the subject of your heir. While a son from both the Theirin and Mac Tir lines would unite Ferelden like no other, we must accept that perhaps this can never be. The queen approaches her thirtieth year and her ability to give you a child lessens with each passing month. I submit to you again that it might be time to put Anora aside. We parted harshly the last time I spoke of this, but it has been a full year since then and nothing has changed.

Now, if you can find even a single piece of in-game lore that says Cailan agreed with Eamon...
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>>389399283
>Eamon (another traitor) explicitly telling Cailan to dump Anora for the Empress just so he has an heir, heir being of Orleasian descent and thus basically cucking Ferelden to Orlais in the long term
>not a traitor
I know you're a retard when it comes to politics and seeing long-term effects but damn son.
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>>389399779
The letters have been posted you stupid fucking retard. All they say is that he was making peace with Orlais, and that Eamon had tried to get him to leave Anora and that made the King angry at Eamon. That's it. Never once was it LITERALLY CANONICALLY CONFIRMED he was a traitor you dumb nigger.
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>>389399895
Never bothered with the DLC and never spent much time in the brothel (or with DA2 at all). I basically fucked Isabella, killed the templar bitch, and got out.
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>>389400094
>tfw you can't tell the difference between a retard and bait anymore
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Why is Logain on 4chan trying to defend his traitorous actions?
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>>389400094
>making shit up
First, it's not treasonous to tell the King to put aside his common born wife. Eamon could've told him to dump Anora and marry whoever the fuck he wants, Anora is nobody. Second, he never once told him to marry the Empress. That's just a lie you made up.

Now if you have to lie to make your side defensible, maybe it's not something worth defending?
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>Alistair will deal with used goods
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So why did Howe betray his Cousland buddy?

I thought they were the best of friends?

I was triggered when I couldn't salvage Nathaniel in Awakening.
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>alifaggots ITT
kys
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>>389400271
It gets boring in the fade
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>>389400440
He was a greedy bitch, that's it
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>>389400440
He was a greedy, power hungry psycho who probably never cared for Cousland much in the first place. Likely an act like most sychophants put on to get in the good graces of royals.
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Here are the FACTS surrounding Ostagar and the King.

FACT: Anora was pushing 30 and hadn't had any children. Many nobles thought she was barren.
FACT: Eamon suggested the King divorce her and find a new wife so that the Kingdom had an heir.
FACT: The King was known for being very much in love with Anora and was furious with anyone suggesting he leave her.
FACT: The King was making peace with Orlais and was friends with the Empress. Most of their correspondence was about sharing troops to fight the Blight and Darkspawn.
FACT: No romantic correspondence between the two was ever found, nor was there ever anything in-game showing the King was interested in the Empress.
FACT: Loghain was aware his daughter was barren and people were pressuring the King to leave her.
FACT: Loghain HATES the Orlesians and does not wish peace with them.
FACT: Loghain knows the King was trying to make peace with the Orlesians.
FACT: Loghain suspected that peace would have to do with divorcing his daughter and marrying the Empress, despite mountains of evidence to the contrary and nothing substantiating this belief.
FACT: Loghain murdered his King as a result.
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>>389400672
Putting facts in front of lies doesn't make them true
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>>389400440
>I was triggered when I couldn't salvage Nathaniel in Awakening.
You goofed in either Origins or Awakening. You can definitely redeem Nathaniel, and in doing so, his story ends with him saving (Teryn) Fergus Cousland from bandits or some other, upon which Fergus rewards him with a plot of land and I think a statue commemorating him.
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>>389400925
You didn't actually point out a single thing that was a lie, anon. And so far, everything quoted from the in-game files agreed with him.
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>2017
>not modding Sten to look like an actual Qunari
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>>389400932
By salvage I mean execute him

As a Cousland this will not stand
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>>389401018
Why the fuck was he hornless?
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>>389401016
The lies start at here and ends at results
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>>389401108
Hornless Qunari are rarer and supposed to be more intimidating to their kind.
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>>389401018
I don't like how the Quanari look in the later games.

>>389401108
In-Game it's because he was born without them, and that's why he was a "Sten". In real life it's because they didn't know how to mesh the horns well with helmets so they just made him hornless instead of making him unable to use helmets.
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>>389401227
So he's a spehshul OC donut, got it
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>>389401173
Ah, so you're just a salty Loghainfag that's shitposting because you never read the in-game lore and just got BTFO'd? Disappointing.
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>>389401297
>so they just made him hornless instead of making him unable to use helmets
Even fucking Pillars of Equality got it right by simply giving the Godlike (PoE's Tieflings) extra racial bonus to offset lack of helmets.
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>>389401297
"Sten" is a military rank in the Qun, not something he was born as and has nothing to do with horns. You fight horned Stens in the game.
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>>389400672
Why is Eamon an arl and not a teryn?

Even bann Teagan sounds retarded, he should be an arl at the bare minimum.
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>>389401545
Arl is above Bann
It's about equivalent to a count, and medieval history is full of extremely powerful counts that made dukes and even kings look like bitches
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>>389401545
Because there are only two Teyrnirs? The way Ferelden nobility works is:

KING: He rules all of Ferelden.

TEYRN: They each rule half of the country, the Couslands rule Highever in the north and the Mac Tirs rule Gwaren in the south.

ARL: They rule individual cities, castles or fortresses, like Redcliffe or Denerim.

BANN: In charge of small villages or districts in major cities. The smallest rank of land-holding nobles.
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>>389376390
Motherfuckers you are making buy an EA game to see what its like. Same shit happened with Dante's Inferno but that game was good. I hope I like this one too.
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>>389378603
Literally what keeps you from making a thread
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>>389401545
What this guy said: >>389401983
Arl Eamon is an Arl because he rules the land of Redcliffe. His brother Teagan handles the actual town, so as a Bann, he's something of the mayor there, only he's not elected to the position. And Redcliffe falls under Highever Teyrnir, so they all work for the Couslands.
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>play a DAO run a few years back
>forgot that I installed better sex scene mods and armorless nude mods
>get to the part where you purify werewolves and they turn back to normal
>mfw the cutscene ends with a half-dozen naked men pointing their perfectly horizontal erections at my character
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>>389402312
DA:O is technically not an EA game because BW were pretty much done with the game by the time they sold their souls to them.
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>>389402312
The game with all the shit with it is like, 5 bucks on Steam, ain't it? Or I at least here it's on sale a lot.
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>>389402402
Bann is an hereditary title so it's equivalent to a baron
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>>389401427
no you don't. there's no qunari in origins or awakening that have horns
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>>389402491
The regular edition is $19.99 on Steam, and the ultimate edition is $29.99. You'd be better off buying it from GOG where the ultimate edition is $19.99.
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>>389402403
are erection supposed to be horizontal?
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>>389402664
You do in Dragon Age 2. There are numerous horned Stens. It's explained that Sten is a military rank roughly equivalent to a Captain. Qunari don't have names. And the "Sten" of Dragon Age 1 later goes on to be called "Arishok" after the events of Dragon Age 2.
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>>389378954
Never a truer word was spoken. Time to put a knife to the knife eared filth.
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>>389380140
I honestly thought she was going to do some type of betrayal being the daughter of Flemeth. I kept her at arms length the whole game because I didn't want her sabotaging me.
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>>389402312
DAO isn't an "EA" game. It was BioWare's last pre-EA game.
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>>389401018

dumb retcon
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