What are some games where I can kill huge spiders?

Tibia

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

(pretend that rictusempra kills)

TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK

Don't kill spiders. They're your friends.

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>>372315127
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TES

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>>372315560

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>>372315127
Why would you want to kill a spider? Don't you prefer to be friend instead?

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>>372315127
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic

>>372315867
Spiders cannot be trusted.

>>372315127
Spiders are bros and kill annoying or dangerous insects for you.

>>372315979
You can trust me, anon

>>372315560
Can they also be my friends with benefits?

>>372315863
>only one body segment\
That's not a spider. That's a harvestman.

>>372315560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU

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>>372316046
>tfw no insects in the mater race north

>>372316097
Then catch me in a trust fall.

I promise this isn't some elaborate ploy to squash tiny spider body.

>>372315938
One of the best first-person melees in my opinion.

E D F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>372315398
From vicious giant insects who have once again come back

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>>372315863
best meme

>>372316559
Fucker keeps tearing the brake wires from my car

>>372315863

>You faggots would be scared of your own shadows if you could

Seriously, what the fuck did he mean by this? If you could what? Be scared of your shadows? Of course we would if we could, that's redundant.

>>372316286
Remembered this thing out of nowhere again for the first time in years just the other week
Still remembered the lyrics perfectly though

>>372316559
I find it annoying when it's used by idiots who use it to ignore the fact that their fears are ridiculous, but at least the pictures are funny.

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>>372315127

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>>372316389
She's big, but I dunno if she can do that, anon.

>>372315127
EDF

>Protects your house from all kind of shitty insects
>doesn't ever bother you
>stays in it's own corners you probably wasn't using anyway
>gives you free silk
>are cute
>gives you the opportunity to act as a hero near qt3.14 grills for free
Why would you ever want to kill mankind's best friend?

>>372318228
She's cute! I love how tarantulas have their eyes so close together. It makes them look so adorably dopey.

>>372319707

>wasn't

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i hate spiders so much
TO ALL SPIDERS USING /v/, FUCK YOU

>>372316549
E


D


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>372315979
I trust my spider now. She killed 200 ants in one night 6 years ago. She's still alive. Got a few kids too. No more ants downstairs.

>>372320238
>i hate spiders so much
Why?

>>372320238
You can't stop us

N O X
O
X

>>372315127
demon's souls

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Metro: Last Light

>giant spider-scorpions
>there's dozens of them at once
>your only defense is your flashlight

keep that shit charged

>>372318228
Watch out!

you're on top of a human hand!

>>372315127
ARK

>>372321140
woke up one day and there was a giant tarantula on the wall next to my bed
got spooked as shit

>>372315626
those are ants

>>372322003
ants and spider are the same shit

What are some games where I can be a giant spider?

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>>372322003

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>>372322130
lolno
>>372320238
wharcha gonna do about it?

>>372322130
no spiders are cool ants are mean

>>372322175
Dragon Age Origins

>>372315127
Resident evil.

>Get spooked out by real spiders
>Don't give a shit by vidya spiders

No one has really been able to capture what makes them unnerving.
Hint: It's their erratic movement and cold, soulless eyes.

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>>372322573
WATCH OUTTTT!!!!!!!

>>372322573

>a large, greasy hand descends into her enclosure, putting her on alert
>she has no time to respond as she's plucked from her cozy web and placed on a giant keyboard
>her master grins, baring his yellow teeth as she's forced once again to pose for a picture
>"Anonymous strangers on 4chan are going to love this!"
>squashme.jpg

>>372322901
>friend of a friend had a huge tarantula
>it was incredibly slow, maybe old and dying
>doesn't bother me in the slightest

Meanwhile I see a spider the size of my thumbnail skitter under my desk and I sprint right out of the room and grab the broom.

>>372323124
Oh quit whining on her behalf like some sort of white knight, she's fine.

>>372322901
For some reason only niohs spiders have ever given me the creeps in vidya. I don't know what exactly they did right about them

>>372323124
Tarantulas don't shot web.

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>>372322996
W-what's wrong? What's happening?!

>>372315127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfieDQnHnx0

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>>372322901
>cold and soulless
I think they're pretty cute. Big black puppy dog eyes.

>>372323381
Nioh had spiders? I must've forgotten, I only remember the spider boss.

>>372322901

Their eyes look like demon eyes. They're pure evil.

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>>372323331
Tarantulas are just silly and dopey in general.

Look st this tone, sucking on its owner's fingers for salt.

Resident Evil 0 is the game for you.

Fuck Bugs and more than anything, fuck oversized Turbo Bugs.

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>>372323730
NOPE

>wanting to play as a sniper
Boys are so gross

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:^)

>>372318228
>Dang, gonna need me the big boot

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>>372323923
>Fuck Bugs

careful now

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i want a tailless whip scorpion
>snibeti snab
>no fangs to bite with
>docile for the most part, at most will pinch you with not even sharp claws if you stress it enough

where do i get one?

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>>372324026

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>>372322901
>cold, soulless eyes
n-nani?

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>>372324048
I imagine most invert breeders will sell them. Literally just google "whip spiders for sale" or "Damon Diadema for sale."

>>372324048
internet, should be like $20 to $30 for one

they need lots of room to spread their legs though but you can keep a group of several females and a male together

>>372323483
I didn't know there was a game of this movie.

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>>372324120

>>372323483
I used to play this all the time as a kid
I was fucking terrible at it

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>>372323495
No, dude. Just seeing that thumbnail made me shiver. I can't deal with it for some reason.

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>Be 7
>Mom is always playing crash bandicoot in the evening so me and sister watch
>She goes for a cig, so I go to my room to change into pajamas
>Walk into room and see TWO giant fucking tarantulas above my sister´s bad (we had a doublebed)
>Start shouting so fucking loud that I could probably get a job as national siren
>Mom comes and manages to squash one somehow
>Other one crawls under my bed and dies after mom pours half bottle of Raid on him
>Don´t sleep in my room for week
You can´t imagine the terror, I was already afraid of spiders but nothing major. Im from eastern europe and aparently our neighbour had pet tarantulas which escaped and found their way into our flat. Sometimes when I go to bed I check all walls and corners to make sure nothing like happens again

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>>372324907
Try this out then

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>Keep having dreams that I'm trapped in a small room naked
>Thousands of spiders of all sizes around me
>On the floor
>On the walls
>Hanging down from the ceiling
>Nowhere to hide
>Wake up in cold sweat
This has been a recurring nightmare for me for several years. Nothing terrifies me more.

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>>372324120
MGQ Paradox translation when?

>>372320238
>>372322573

It saw your post and is coming for you.

>>372315127
You should play The Hobbit. The Gamecube version is the best one.

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>>372325270
>wanting to fuck a mantis

>>372324907
the best cure for arachnophobia is to get a qt tarantuly baby and watch it grow up

>>372325248
>Dream where spider jump from ceiling on my face
>Wake up and immediately roll down from bed flailling my arms around my face
Jesus christ some of these dreams are realistic as fuck

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>>372325248
If you want it to stop, you'll have to face your fears

Hold one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59NLFoowviw&t=318s

>>372325032

Same thing kind of happened to me. I lived in Texas for a bit when I was about 7 or 8. We were kind of in the country and down the street from our house was this old lot with overgrown grass that was perfect for snakes and spiders. Every now and then one would make it into our yard but never into the house.

Then one day I was getting ready to go outside. Opened the front door and the first thing I see hanging on the screen door is a big ass tarantula. Since I was a kid at the time and short it was right at face level too.

Can't fuck with spiders at all anymore because of that.

>>372325032
>Mom is always playing crash bandicoot in the evening so me and sister watch
Comfy

>>372325358
>not wanting to fuck a mantis

the one in MGQ was actually male btw, I counted the sternites, she (boy) had more than 10

not that that's going to stop me

>>372322901
I think its that spiders themselves aren't that creepy its the surprise of the sight of one that's unexpected. For instance my worst experience with spiders.
>Walk down driveway as the sun just set.
>Don't see the orb weaver spider sitting in the middle of its web
>Walk directly through web
>Spider the size of my hand is now flailing about on my face.
That setting a dark corridor walking and being caught off guard not by a charging spider but a spider waiting for you would be ideal.

>>372322003
watch the whole thing.

>>372315127
Fuck you that image gave me a heart attack

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>>372325484
I try, dude. I love nature documentaries and there are a lot about spiders. I've watched quite a lot of them, though I've had to cover my face for a lot of the scenes where they show close-ups of their face.
The worst one I know of is one of those spiders that use its web as a net. It hangs from some leaf, looking down, with a square shaped net. They're pretty long and their eyes freak me out to the point where I start sweating just by seeing a picture of them.
I've also gone to a zoo where they had a small terrarium with tarantulas that you were allowed to pet. By pet I mean touch the hind legs. They specifically told people not to touch anything else or it may shoot out its hair missiles or something. I consider the fact that I was in the same room as those things a huge victory.
I don't really think there is a real cure for phobias. They're completely irrational and deeply rooted in the brain.

Tarantulas are fine
Wolf spiders are cool
It's these fuckers that move like something out of SH3

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>>372326035
Oops

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>>372326013
I know several people that got into tarantulas precisely to conquer their fears. They needed years to work up the courage to get one but it really helped. One of them has a 150+ tarantula collection now.

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>>372326013
Trust me, they can be cured. I know many others in tshi hobby who entered it to cure their phobia. At first, keeping a big spider in their house was terrifying, but they grew to love their Ts.

Now of course, results may vary. Some of those people In mentioned love their tarantulas, but still freak out over other spiders, but either way you have to give it a shot, man.

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STOP POSTING FUCKING SPIDERS!

>>372315127
Dark Souls 2

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>>372326013

>The worst one I know of is one of those spiders that use its web as a net. It hangs from some leaf, looking down, with a square shaped net. They're pretty long and their eyes freak me out

Ogre Spider.

Yeah, these things are legitimately fucking creepy. I don't have a problem with spiders but like if I woke up and saw this guy staring at me I'd probably shit myself.

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>>372326035
>>372326192
These aren't even fast compared to something like Heteropoda davidbowie

>>372318228
holy FUCK that thing's huge

>>372315127
Lords of the Fallen and Darksiders.

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>>372326397
But spiders are cute. CUTE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhWpkYVPnV0

>>372325032
>killing someone's beloved pets
Your mom is a monster and deserves to die painfully

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>>372316559

>>372326440
Yup. That's the one. Had to quickly scroll up because I saw the fucking thumbnail in the corner of me eye. To this day, I can't look at one of these directly. It's way too much.

>>372326451
>Heteropoda davidbowie
That's a very interesting name for a spider. Is it also from Mars?

>>372326839
They gave the species that name for sake of the crazy hair.

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>>372323331
it's because the small ones can fit in your ear canal while you sleep

>>372326451
Does it sing?

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>>372322573

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>>372326839
No, but it does have an uncanny resemblance.

>>372326928
And why would a spider ever want to go into your ear canal?

>>372327027
I think I prefer 90s Clown Bowie.

>>372315127

Australia

>>372327131
searching for a large empty space where flies normally fly into and out of.

>>372327131
Spiders are most comfortable in dark, tight, humid areas.

>>372315127
Earth Defense Force let's you kill tons of them.

Demon's Souls lets you kill an armored one.

Dark Souls will let you kill one with tiddies.

Bloodborne will let you kill a giant one (I'm not talking about Rom the Vacuous Potato either)

Those come to mind.

>>372323124
Fucking Spider Justice Warrior.

>>372327198
>>372327273
They know what they walk on anons. Their feet are covered in sensory organs. No spider would ever voluntarily walk on something it recognizes as skin. They are also one of the few animals that can sense CO2, and in very low concentrations. They would never go into someones mouth either.

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>>372326453
They get pretty big

>>372315127
Wurm if you can find people to play with

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>>372323730

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Runescape has several spiders you can kill but the largest and most dangerous ones are Arraxor and his mate Araxxi.
If you get lucky you can use their body parts to assemble high level weapons.

>>372326451
H. davidbowie is one of the slower Heteropodas though. I mean you can actually see it when it moves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=362F2iHDJO0

Something like Heteropoda lunula is way faster.

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>>372326353
>when your uncle's toupee is actually a clump of spiders

>>372326440
Same with me.
It's the way the smaller lower eyes resemble nostrils that gets to me.
They give it some sorta eerily human-like face that just awakens all my primal fears at once.
Without them, they'd probably look almost cute to me like jumping spiders do.

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>>372326928
These fuckers keep entering my house, how the fuck do I get rid of them? They are fast as a fucking lightning and aggressive.

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>>372327714
oh god now I see it too

Better yet we need more games that let you play spiders sneks too.

>>372327860
>more
are there ANY?

and I don't mean shitty flash games

>>372326451
that's a cool looking spider

The things that bothers people about spiders is not the appearance. It's more their seemingly unnatural movement with the 8 legs.

Most games don't emulate this, they move around but they move like cows or bears. Not skitterish like spiders.

Dragon Age Origins had fairly decent spiders in this regard.

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>>372327860

I got u senpai

>>372327131
to tell you a secret~

>>372327860
>>372327929
>>372328024
>Duplicate file exists. here.
Whoa, shit.

Why all this hate towards spiders? They are quite cute and fancy, many just have cats or dogs but not many have spiders. I would like to have a spiderbro walking on my desk and on my keyboard while playing vidya, and relaxing on the heat from my PS4 or desktop that's next to me. I want a tarantula. Can't be afraid of some spiders just because some in some forest are dangerous.

>>372328231
>Not ALL spiders
Go away, spider.

>>372315127
Kingdoms of Amalur

They have an entire area of just spiders. Its like 10 hours of pure AIDS

>>372328231
So just get one? It's less than $70 for a beginner tarantula with a proper setup

>>372328371
I don't live in the united states, but i haven't really researched here how to get a spider. Would definitely be cool owning one. More of us should be allowed into people's homes, instead of people just always getting the same type of animals. Spiders are quite helpful in killing bugs and what not.

>>372328294
>46,000 species of spider
>only around 40-45 are medically significant to humans
>One in ten thousand spiders you meet are actually capable of harming you unless you're Australian

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Oh, I've got spurs, that jingle, jangle jingle ...

>>372327929
There was one on the Playstation name escapes me but was real fun.

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>>372328231
You cannot pet the spider. They are wired so almost any touch they feel is taken as an attack and they will either run or retaliate.
They cannot be trained. They are not intelligent enough for that.
They require a constant care. If you are not careful with them, well...
They are not a benefit to your household. You won't let it run around killing ants, cockroaches and mosquitoes. A cat will kill mice and sometimes rats, a dog will kill a rat and other vermin.

So yeah apart form looking cool in a terrarium they are useless and potentially dangerous.

>>372328510
How do they handle scorpions? Found 3 scorpions just yesterday

>>372328510

>More of us

t. Beethoven the spider

>>372328510
>I don't live in the united states

Good, that makes it even cheaper. Burgers are shit at breeding spiders, the euros have all the good stuff.

>but i haven't really researched here how to get a spider
internet, order online, ask /an/ >>>/an/2344578

>>372328653
I wouldn't pet it to much, i would let it walk on my desk and just be gentle with it. Not really touch it other than letting it walk on me.

>>372316756
Someone's out to get you. You need to capture one of the rats and interrogate it so it can rat out the assassin.

>>372315938
i need to replay this and face this fucker face on this time without being a pussy and climbing over that hill there and cheesing him with my bow like a pussy
looking back i dont know why i ever did it
may be because i got scared of it or something

>>372328779
Thanks, didn't even know we had a board like that. I've been interested for a while in owning a animal like that. But i live with my parents, so probably not before i move for myself i reckon.

>>372328653
People who have spiders as pets just do it because they look cool. Pretty much using them as decoration, or to have something about them stick out. It's kind of fucked up when you think about it.
Spiders belong in the wild, not in your bedroom. At least with a dog you get a mutual relationship, since dogs are capable of joy and sadness. Spiders are basically just machines. They're too simple to be pets.

>>372326453
for you

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Can we all agree that Scorpions are the superior arachnid?

>>372329050
>lets make a lobster
>but put in on land

>>372315127
The Legend of Grimrock

>>372328653
>You cannot pet the spider. They are wired so almost any touch they feel is taken as an attack and they will either run or retaliate.
Do you need to be able to do that to appreciate an animal?

>They cannot be trained. They are not intelligent enough for that.
See above.

>They require a constant care.
Much, much less than any dog, cat, hamster or even fish. Two crickets and a bit of water every week. Literally less than 5 minutes.

If you are not careful with them, well...
Well? They could get injured or run away and dry out.

>They are not a benefit to your household.
Most pets don't.

>So yeah apart form looking cool in a terrarium they are useless
Isn't that enough? Have you no appreciation for the beauty of nature?

>and potentially dangerous.
so is a power socket, if you know what you're doing it's harmless
also no spider is out to kill you, unlike some dogs

t. spider

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>>372328653
>You cannot pet the spider. They are wired so almost any touch they feel is taken as an attack and they will either run or retaliate.
Different species and individuals vary in temperament. Most new world tarantulas are very docile.
>They cannot be trained. They are not intelligent enough for that.
True, but they can learn to recognize your "scent" by feeling their feet. I've done it countless times
>They require a constant care. If you are not careful with them, well...
Many tropical species are kind of k=high maintenance, but over half need only food and a water bowl and they're good to go.
>They are not a benefit to your household. You won't let it run around killing ants, cockroaches and mosquitoes. A cat will kill mice and sometimes rats, a dog will kill a rat and other vermin.
I don't think anyone buys them for that anyway
>So yeah apart form looking cool in a terrarium they are useless and potentially dangerous.
Dangerous? Literally none of the 900 or so species of tarantulas have ever killed or eve hospitalized anyone as far as I know.

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>>372329050
Indubitably

>>372329162
WHAT THE FUCK

>>372329050
Amblypygi for life bro

>>372329050
Literally "Edge: The Invertebrate"

>>372328653
why wouldn't you let a spider just roam around? unless of course you are the kind of retard that deliberately orders highly venomous spiders dangerous to humans

>>372329050
I've eaten scorpion. I know it's kind of a joke at this point, but it legit tastes like chicken. At least, the crunchy half-burnt part of the chicken wings. A bit earthier though. With some spices it would make for a good gamer snack.
But, yeah. You're right. Scorpions > Spiders. Every day.

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>>372329260
No, that would be bobbit worms

>>372329410
THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG

>>372329410
[DESIRE TO KILL INTENSIFIES]

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>>372329260
>>372329387
*flies in through window*

BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?!

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>>372315127
Sacred

>>372329387
Are fish the butt of the joke of nature? In every gif or webm of an animal attack underwater there's always an ordinary looking fish getting rekt

>>372322003
Dumb thumbnail poster.

>>372329002
>It's kind of fucked up when you think about it.
Getting an animal and caring about it even if it doesn't care about you because you're genuinely interested in it is less fucked up than getting an animal just to have something form a completely dependent relationship to you. It's completely selfish.

>Spiders belong in the wild, not in your bedroom.
They have a better life in your bedroom than they could ever have in the wild.

>Spiders are basically just machines. They're too simple to be pets.
https://www.mcgill.ca/newsroom/node/24388

Read this: https://mitpress.mit.edu/books/complex-worlds-simpler-nervous-systems

>>372329653
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDU4CQWXaNY

>>372315127
Xenoblade Chronicles

>>372326353
>>372327692

harvestmen =/= spiders

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Is brontoscorpio the largest scorpion that existed? Thought pulmonoscorpius was larger? Imagine talking a walk through pre-historic forests

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>>372328514

Remind me to never fucking go to Australia.

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>>372328510
>More of us should be allowed into people's homes

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>>372326451
Now I've got this image of a spider singing Rocketman while dressing in an over the top outfit.

Thanks anon.

>>372329847
>less fucked up than getting an animal just to have something form a completely dependent relationship to you. It's completely selfish.
How is that any different to what you're doing to the spider? If you stopped giving a shit, it dies.
Besides, you can make a dog happy by taking care of it. The same can not be said about a spider. You don't get a dog just to make it dependent on you. You get one to form a bond and/or to help out with herding sheep.

>>372327692

Those aren't spiders, faggot.

>>372329260
>implying there's anything wrong with that

I think Impossible Creatures let you combine tiger heads with supersized spider carapaces

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>>372330138

>>372330028
>tfw one day it could be possible that humans will be a fraction of the size they are today

>>372316549
WE'LL UNLEASH ALL OUR FORCES WE WON'T CUT THEM ANY SLACK

>>372330028
>scorpions are among the first if not the first animals on land
>sea scorpions were the first sea predators
>scorpions are the first animals on Gondwana
Scorpions are best animals

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Bunch of spidercucks in here, huh?

Run for the hills you 8 legged faggots

Why am I in this thready? Just to suffer?

>>372330285
For you

>>372330171
It's not different. Getting almost any pet is completely selfish, unless you actually need something like a herding dog or a cat to get rid of mice.

I just don't see how forming a "bond" is somehow better than getting a pet as an interesting piece of furniture that you like to watch that also looks nice.

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>>372330427

Tarantula Hawks are a million times freakier than spiders. But still not as freaky as giant Japanese Hornets.

>>372330028
The reason they were so big was partly due to higher oxygen levels back then. Or, at least so I think.

>>372330502
Don't worry Anon, i'm suffering too.

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>>372330681
You rang?

>>372330028
probably not; for every fossilized species we find there are a hundred other ones that we will never know about. I'm sure there was once a scorpion even bigger than that.

There used to be a lot more oxygen in the air for a period hundreds of millions of years ago, and that let insects grow to tremendous sizes

>>372330686
Correct, higher oxygen is what allowed insects to be so large. It is a shame really, would've been nice to have a giant scorpion or spiderbro

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>>372330681
And they all lose to superior beetles

DMC1 has a repeating boss that's a huge spider

>>372330563
Spiders are not domesticated. They're not bred to fit the human lifestyle like dogs are. You're just taking a creature out of its natural place in the world, to be a status symbol or toy.
I mean, I get it. They don't give a shit, so the argument is really just based on emotion here, but I find it absurd and disrespectful.

>>372330686
>>372330790
>>372330791
Nah. Common myth. They were so big because of lack of competition from vertebrates. For example the biggest flying insect ever (Meganeura) lived when oxygen was actually lower than today. The biggest arthropod (Arthropleura) ever lived when oxygen was comparable to today.

It's true that oxygen is a limiting factor if you just let it diffuse passively into your body but these large arthropods didn't do that, even large bugs today actively pump oxygen. The exoskeleton becomes a problem much sooner than the oxygen in the air.

>>372330813
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7l6Lg1PxkV4
And they get BTFO'd by Scorpions.

>>372330791
Imagine if you were human and you're captured by a giant spider. Imagine the horror of having its venom slowly dissolve your internal organs. It has to be one of the worst deaths imaginable.

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>>372330124
Everything in Australia wants to kill you.

You can't trust anything out there.
Not even the koalas

>>372331056
>imagine if you were human
Spidershits please go, this is Scorpbro territory.

>>372330813
Unfair fight. The wasp is a flying insect. The arena should be a lot bigger so that all fighters have a chance to use their abilities to the fullest.
The beetle is a tank class, of course it's going to do well in close quarters.

>>372331154
And then a single prick caused necrosis and her hand fell off.

>>372330781
What is this

>>372331041
I don't think it was such a large myth. They were indeed larger because of the oxygen lvls increasing their blood flow or something to that style, or allow them to take in more oxygen in return giving more energy making them larger. Some documentary, perhaps it was this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAqJwZD5Mqc
Shed some light on it. But that documentary isn't really about the types of animals discussed here.

>>372328653
>You cannot pet the spider. They are wired so almost any touch they feel is taken as an attack and they will either run or retaliate.

WHAT lmao

Tarantulas may as well be 8 legged puppies. They're more than content to sit in your hand and chill out while you pet them. You've never held one have you?

>>372329645
>clearing all that elite spiders in the desert
>almost every time ending up with a set item
felt damn good man

>>372330934
Well neither are cats or any other mammal than dogs, really. Are you against those as pets too?

>You're just taking a creature out of its natural place in the world
The vast, vast majority of spiders in the hobby are captive bred.

>to be a status symbol or toy
Do you really believe that? Yes, I know there are some 14 year old brats that get a spider to look cool on front of their friends, and these poor animals usually don't live long but the people that are actually serious about this see their spiders neither as status symbol nor toy but fascinating animals that they like to watch grow and thrive.

>>372330934
>They don't give a shit, so the argument is really just based on emotion here
Your right, your argument sucks. Not really seeing how raising captive bred slings(most of which are several generations removed from the wild) is "disrespectful" to nature. Everything your saying applies to all domesticated animals. You sound a bit like a PETA faggot

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>>372331224
They really need to nerf the beetle in all honesty.
Motherfucker invalidates all the DPS classes like wasps, hornets and centipedes.

On a side note, how were the spider buffs in the latest patch?

>>372331294
It's too big to be a recluse, anon. Looks more like a huntsman.

>>372331114
Wasn't there ants,I think they were called bulldog ants, whose single bite hurt as much as a gunshot and could potentially kill because of shock?

what's the most intelligent insect-like?

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>>372331486
Several species of jumping spider are actually capable of problem solving

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>>372330023

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>>372328653
>You cannot pet the spider. They are wired so almost any touch they feel is taken as an attack and they will either run or retaliate.

That's bullshit. Tarantulas are placid bros. Theres a reason they always used them in movies as stand ins for actually dangerous species.

>They cannot be trained. They are not intelligent enough for that.
Neither can most animals. I don't see you bitching about people owning fish.
>They require a constant care. If you are not careful with them, well
The same goes for every single animal under the sun. Maybe save your pet rock?
>They are not a benefit to your household.
Again, most pets aren't.
>So yeah apart form looking cool in a terrarium
This is bad because?
>Potentially dangerous
And there it is. You should have started with this and saved me the time reading the rest of your ignorant fear driven post.

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>>372331470
Paraponera clavata, also known as bullet ants. Biggest ant species, interesting species to keep if you're experienced. Not gonna kill you if you're healthy but their sting has to be one of the most painful things you can experience.

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>>372330781

I've only seen a blurry YouTube video of the warrior wasps, but looking at pictures they might surpass giant hornet. They're fucking huge. To find anything freakier you have to go to the deep ocean.

>>372331410
Spider still hard counters most other ground based melee classes, but unless they nerf scorpion and wasp, it will probably forever be stuck in mid-high tier. It's a shame, because spider is a really versatile and interesting class, but it has some really crippling match-ups which keeps it in its place.

>>372331728
actually, theirs is the most painful of all the insects, fro what I've heard.

>>372331728
>>372331849
The bullet ant sting is generally considered to be the most painful stimuli known to man. That's probably not true though.

>>372316439
I get triggered when I see people run stealth/bow and miss out on all the great melee fights just so they can experience mediocre stealth.

Brute sword/slight magic (usually just ice) is my favorite build.

>>372330813

Wow, I love beetles now. Tank class ftw.

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>>372331849
Huh, I was sure it was the tarantula hawk. That thing is supposed to leave grown men paralyzed from pain for half an hour.

>>372331757
And they've got nothing on these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_K7Tp97PsE&t=1m9s

>>372331849
there might be some that are more painful but you're not gonna live to tell the tale so we don't know

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>>372331971
You should see them fight each other

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ch38ZSFTqU

>>372330392
THE EDF DEPLOOOOOOYS

EDF EDF EDFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!

Makes me think how civil and nice threads /v/ always tend to have on any subject that's not videogames, well perhaps certain games, but regardless. Have you guys noticed?

>>372331849
>>372331953
im calling bullshit, we have bullet ants here in mississippi and ive been stung. sure it fucking hurts but it just felt like a slightly more extreme fireant bite. if that is the worst nature has to offer bring it on

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>>372331757
>tfw the deep ocean terrifies the fuck out of you
>tfw you still want to know what the fuck lurks in there

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>>372331350
Sacred was a lot of fun. For some reason I never really got into the sequel and I never finished Underworld ;_; Should I try again?

Are you german by the way? I wonder if anyone outside Germany played this.

>>372331849
Reminder that there are niggas in this world stupid enough to fill a glove with Bullet Ants, put it on and call it a ritual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it0V7xv9qu0

>>372331953

I dunno if bullet ants can top the box jellyfish. Maybe in initial shock, but the box jellyfish leaves you in agony for two weeks if you don't die.

>>372332149
Whatever they were, those were not bullet ants

Bullet ants live in south america. You were bit by carpenter ants or soemthing

>>372332149
You might not have gotten a legit sting then. Multiple stings with ample time to inject the venom apparently hurts like nothing else.

>>372332054
I want to get some beetles but their short lifespans suck.

>>372332116
This is like a basic rule of 4chan. Off topic threads are the best. I suspect its because the shitposters who would usually populate the thread or on their own board.

>>372329381
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tastes_like_chicken

>>372332149
Paraponera clavata is only known from central and south america.

>>372332206
>This ritual is a rite of passage for boys to become men.

To be fair, there's no way anyone can say you're not a man after doing that

>>372327459
T H I

>>372331757
Those things are creepy, but then you remember the fuckers basically explode when brought to the surface due to pressure differential

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>>372332353
C C

>>372332232

He's from Mississippi, says it all. Our motto here in Alabama whenever we're ranked second to last in something is "thank God for Mississippi".

>>372328938
Stealth with daggers is pretty fucking fun too, you get the best of both worlds

>>372332293
Well, I learned something today.

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>>372327459
>that spider's fat ass
>it's showing off it's spinnerets
Anon please.
This is a blue board.

>>372332192
Not him but I'm a frenchie and I played this after a friend introduced me to it. I don't think it's very obscure, there were a few threads about it when Sacred 3 came out.

>>372332364
and then you also remember they're like 5 inches long

all the really freaking deep sea stuff is pretty small, there's not a lot of food down there

>>372331337
Is it true that tarantulas don't attack the ground they're standing on? I've heard that spiders may be aggressive towards hands approaching them from above because of predator birds but don't mind stepping onto your hand if you slide it under them.

>>372329387

These things can get into fish tanks and they are a complete nightmare.

Aside from eating your expensive fish, they can regenerate from any segment that you fail to remove and their bites cause permanent nerve damage.

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>>372332543
>all the really freaking deep sea stuff is pretty small
>He doesn't know

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>>372332460
Spinnerets are not genitals, anon.

these are

>>372332232
>>372332294
oh alright maybe you are right, i do not wish to understand any longer

>>372332364

Likewise, you die from pressure differences if you try to go to them. So basically there is no chance of us ever interacting directly except through machines. Wish it was that way with wasps and spiders.

>>372332425
That's funny, we have a similar saying in Mississippi about Alabama. Having been all over both, they are equally shitty. I will say, the nice parts of Mississippi are at least much better than the shithole that is Birmingham.

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>>372332637
Well shit.

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>>372331410
>Motherfucker invalidates all the DPS classes like wasps, hornets and centipedes.
>and centipedes.

Yeah nah. A good giant centipede is pretty much unstoppable. Scorpions and beetles cant do shit except die

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>>372332637
Is that a spider pussy? I'm terrified and aroused.
Also, how come bug pussies are beige instead of pink?

>>372332421
C U T E

>>372332637
neither are tits but humans have deviated toward them as well.

>>372332206

That guy is such a beta, this guy wore the bullet ant gloves for the full 10 minutes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NMNbr4z7eE

>>372332861
Tits are not unisex. both boy and girl spiders have spinnerets.
>>372332765
Their blood (called haemolymph) is beige/blue, so their genitals reflect that color

>>372332586
That is true for almost all arthropods but only if you do it calmly and don't try to hold them. Notable exceptions are bees and wasps, because they actually "know" what large animals are, since they defend their colonies from them and centipedes, because fuck you.

>>372332765
Google "epigyne". Have fun.

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Post thicc

>>372332991
humans have deviated toward mouths and assholes and feet and necks too anon

>>372333108
Well ,maybe that's a better analogy

>>372332764
Dude, centipede is fucking overrated. While its strength is on par with spider, it can't compare to top tiers like beetle and scorpion.

>>372331686
Why did you respond to obvious bait

>>372332764
The scorpion usually wins these things when I watch. I think they just have a mechanical advantage against most other inverts. The snibbity snabbers keep spiders away easily, they can't really stop the scorpions stinger. I stopped watching when I noticed they rigged a few fights by defanging the tarantula.

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>>372333085
sticc

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>>372333058
>Google ''epigyne''. Have fun.
I'm not sure if I want to go down this road..

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>>372333157

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>>372333085
No

post Bobbit

>>372333239
>While its strength is on par with spider, it can't compare to top tiers like beetle and scorpion.

I have a big centipede that literally ripped out the silicone seams from inside her tank and chops locusts in half for fun.

>>372333517
You should play this game, it's called Monster Girl Quest. I think you might like it.

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>>372333501

>>372332861
Big tiddies are a good indicator of health and fertility, which is why it fires up the reptile brain of men.

>>372333517
>you will never love a spider twice your size and being eaten after the lovetime
:(

>>372332764
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZTPcJ59tz_o
>implying

>>372332014
What the fuck are those?
That was terrifying that they all attacked at once

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>>372333501
thicc sticc

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>>372327714
I think it's just because the huge black eyes kind of resemble the eye sockets of a skull, and everyone knows skeletons are the spookiest shit in the universe.

>>372333674
>scorpion too big to fall into centipedes range for prey
>centipede perfect prey size for scorption

how about a fair fight?

>>372333631
Yeah, yeah. I know about MGQ. The thing is, I'm becoming bored with anime ''monsters'' that are just generic anime girls with some bells and whistles.
Call it what you want, but a human woman with horns is not a monster.

>find spider in house
Oh cool I got a spiderbro
>is black widow
>girlishly squash it with big ass neuroscience book

I'm so sorry, but it HAD to die.

>>372333657
>not loving a scorpion instead and having more romantic sex which doesnt result in being eaten
promenade a deux is a patrician sex ritual

>>372333306

Here's a beetle wrecking a scorpion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW7ipgcgb4U

That's a little scorpion though.

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>>372333770
Katydids are evil

>>372333912
Sorry, man. Fair fight isn't going to happen when we pit scorpion against centipede. Maybe pick a better fucking fighter? Scorpion is literally the best.
>Second best defense
>Highest attack stat
>Not awful speed
>Has no unfavourable matchups

>>372334093
jesus fuck that thing looks creepy

>>372334093
Thats one ugly creature, would exterminate.

>>372334040
Beetles are top tier. Just too stronk, armor too thick for most things. I don't think I've seen a beetle lose to a predatory invert actually.

>>372334040
Bug fights are all about reach, I guess.

>>372334093
Alright, post the jerusalem cricket.

>>372330001
H-he's fast

>>372334034
>you will never hold hands with a scorpion your size while starring into each others eyes
:(

>>372334093
>>372334128
>Scorpionfag BTFO

>>372333912
>centipedefags on damage control
You do know Scolopendra is one of the larger Centipede species right?

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>>372331757
>wasps
fuck wasps man

>>372334358
fukken #destroyed

not even a contest

What insects and parasites are blacklisted to be exterminated? I was reading something about those and it was interesting as fuck.

>>372334358
japanese are some shitty people

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>>372332587
Why would you ever want to get it out? Embrace your new, way cooler pet. Just don't go sticking your hand in the water and give it a healthy supply of minnows to ease it's wrath.

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>>372334297
>you will never be protected by a loyal spider/scorpion waifu while you sleep in a comfy nest.
:<

>>372334508

fuck off wasp

>>372334358

That video makes me happy. Now I want to get a Hercules beetle or whatever that is to keep me safe from all these other nasty things.

>>372334314
Scolopendra is a genus with almost a hundred species ranging in size from 2 to 13 inches. The striped one they show actually fighting the scorpion looks like Scolopendra morsitans, also known as the tanzanian dwarf centipede. They get barely 5 inches long.

>>372334569
fuck you mate, thats obviously one sided and was just thrown into there to pointlessly die

>>372334676
bitch gimme head like

>>372334676
>This will never be you

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>>372334676
That's some good succ.

>>372334785
don't you have a nest to be in?

>>372332587
How do they get into fish tanks? I'm thinking of getting into aquariums and curious.

>>372334752
>red claw scorpions barely reach 5 inches
>mfw centipedefags have to get a size advantage to step up
wew

>>372334917
ask /an/, here: >>>/an/2343041
beware, they're pretty fucking autistic

>>372326192
Funny, these are the only kinds of spiders I tolerate living in my home