>Use the X button to Attack! >What's the X button?

>Use left stick to move!
>Presses both triggers and flies off the edge
>"Did I do it? did I win?"

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>spoken dialogue is all plot and level-relevant
>only mention of buttons and controls are in books you can read

>tutorial is your inner dialog
>I feel compelled I must approach it and press A
I love you Pikmin

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>someone explains to you the controls
>goes to another character and gives them the exact same instructions, including the buttons

>MMO
>You are the chosen one
>Other players start popping in.

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>villain is in an incredibly obvious disguise
>tells the player that it only looks obvious, and that you cant tell anyone in game that hes in disguise

>>322725451
lol

>Use the Z button to attack!
>You are emulating and have no idea where the Z button is

>Playing game with a PS3 controller
>Button prompts on screen are from the xbox 360 controller

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>Press the "A" button to continue.
>You are playing on a PC.

>>322726327
>Emulators.jpg

>>322726220
same layout outside of dpad, you shouldn't get confused.

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>playing MMO
>Following the main quest
>"This mission requires teamwork from other players to continue"
>I just want to play on my own

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>Fish however you like, or go for the challenges. Just enjoy yourself! And yes, you paid for this advice!

>>322726507
Except they use a fucking blue X all the time and I instinticvely press X but they wanted me to press square.

>>322725451
Only autistic people can't differentiate story from gameplay mechanics

>>322726507
X Y A B
Square triangle X O

nah

>calling the "X" on sony controllers an "ecks"
WRONG

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>Do a charged punch to break the wall!
>Have to hold R1 to take stance, L2 for Fire Elemental Attack, press Square for Punch and press forward at the same time.

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>>322725345
>do a triple flip and meow

>A button does a jump
>holding Z then pressing A does a big backflip

>>322727030
COME ON MARIO JUMP

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>Showing family member game
>dies by weakest enemy
>"This game is too hard, Anon"

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>press the C button in order to charge

What the fuck are you on game?

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>>322726945
>you will never play as Sir Swoop and have a dedicated "triple flip and meow" button that has a practical in-game purpose

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>playing 2-player games with niece
>she can't figure out how to get past extremely simple obstacles
>"this game isn't fair"

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>play on PS4 all the time
>dust off freshly CFWd 3DS
>Press X to start!
>press B
FUCK

R1 + Forward is one hand, L2 + Square is the other. Only hard if you roll Southpaw.

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>What is this "A" I speak of? I assure you that if we are being watched from another dimension... Those beings will understand.

>>322729914
Oh shit, I think I remember this one. Was it Super Paper Mario?

>>322723915
What's wrong with this? Can't you read?

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>say apple

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>What's an airport?

>>322725697
Paper Mario 2?

>>322731015

>the enemy destroyed our hq

>We can do it better next time

>just try it losers!


Not quite as seamless game weirdness as Metal Gear does.

>"To swing your sword, press the Square button.... whatever that is"

>>322730618
I know Contact did it.

>If the whole world flashes green/red/blue