Who's dick do I have to suck to have this happen in Smash 4?

>>315633487

>Black Shadow

Stop this

>>315633487
Mine. Get sucking, you gay fuck.

>>315633487
>charizard in the bad guys
>not mewtwo

yablewit

>>315633487

Everyone on /b/ because you earned it.

>>315633731
BIG guys, not bad guys.

to get more unviable characters?

>>315633807
Mewtwo is bigger than charizard

why is devil batman there

>>315633897
Define "unviable".

>>315633905
Not in Smash Bros.

>Ridley

Outstanding keks

>>315633731
>Mewtwo is a bad guy meme
Literally Greninja is consodered more evil.
Robin could be the other bad guy anyways.

>>315633998
characters that don't get good results. only DK gets results out of these character

>>315633998
DK is the only heavy that isn't at a huge disadvantage to the majority of the cast.

>that tiny-ass Ridley
Disgusting.

>>315634084
So you're talking about tourneyfaggotry. Not everyone puts their lives and hopes and money on the line in a party game.

>>315634059
>I haven't seen the first movie

He was even more villainous in the Japanese version, which is what Sakurai based his Smash version on.

>>315634169
>that tiny-ass Ganondorf

Double disgusting. And being slightly smaller is still better than what Sakurai did to Ridley in Smash 4.

>>315634209
so they're viable if you play retards?
alright

>>315634209
>le party game maymay

>>315634603
I love how there's no middle ground to you people, it's either tourneyfags or retards who are retarded solely because they don't see the need to turn a party game into serious business.

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>>315634481
>anime is canon
There was a fucking Greninja in another movie who took a more antagonistic role than Mewtwo either way.

>>315634481
>than what Sakurai did to Ridley in Smash 4
Made him a giant motherfucker that ruins his stage because he fucks people up so bad? Why would you want anything less of the space gargoyle?

>>315634769
Sakurai pulls most of the Pokemon content in Smash from the anime and films.

All the VAs are the ones from the anime
All the Pokemon's personalities are from the anime
Misty's trophy in Melee was her anime design
Red's voice in Brawl was Ash's and done by the VA for Nurse Joy in the anime

>>315634867
>alternates between making the game unplayable and floating around barely doing anything
>allies with whoever hits him enough, including his blood enemy Samus Aran
>sticks his hand into orange goo to become "Meta Ridley"
>model is somehow WORSE than his MOM model

What's even more hilarious is how you people act like Ridley is the most important character in all of Nintendo who must never be altered while you also don't give a shit about what Sakurai did to Bowser until 4 and Ganondorf.

Bowser's
HE'S BEARING DOWN ON YOU WITH ALL OF HIS WEIGHT YOU CAN FEEL HIS HOT BREATH ON YOU EAR AS HE WHISPERS PROMISES TO HAVE YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IMPLEMENTED WHAT DO YOU DO

>>315634769
did that greninja have a plan to clone pokemon and use a pokemon army to take over the human world?

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>>315635218
Ridley was also already scaled down in the Melee intro

>>315635842
also, just noticed, does Samus have a machine gun in that arm canon? thats not very canon to the source material

37 OP
37 Dicks

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>le big, fat characters r cool!
How to spot a child. They're always slow and boring.

>>315635941

Do you write your own jokes? If not, I would consider firing your writer. Maybe use a canon for that

>>315635941
Not until Prime's Power Beam.

>>315635680
>implying Mewtwo did anything wrong
He was completely justified in his actions because he was trying to take out a bunch of dicks before realizing some dicks are cool.
Greninja tried to black market a Diancie.

>>315633807

4u

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>>315633487
>Black Shadow
Maybe in smash 5 if sakurai isnt the director he can get Ganondorf's moves (except the flam choke)

>King K Rool
he's most likely one of the ballot winners

>Ridley

>>315636071
In a row?

>>315633487
mine

>>315633487

Your own. Better start stretching.

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>>315633487
>Smashfags want Black Shadow over based as fuck Samurai Goroh
I'd rather F-Zero have some sort of dignity rather than be a giant meme IP in the game.

>>315636502

This. I'm sick of people forcing Black Shadow in, not because they want him, but just because they want a cooler Ganondorf.

There's no way Black Shadow will get in before Samurai Goroh. Just give Ganondorf new moves without Black Shadow. We already have Captain Falcon.

>>315636081
More like they are objectively shitty because they depend on gimmicks at an insane level.

>>315636716
No, they depend on their heaviness. If you win with a heavy its because the opponent choked and couldn't finish you off.

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>>315633487

>Ridley

When will you learn

>>315636716
What gimmicks? You want needing gimmicks to survive, look at Rosalina and Robin and Little Mac.

>>315635842
Its the angle and that the camara is going too fast you shit easting nigger.
Look at the second he puts hist foot in the flor, when the camara pans up you can see the distance between them, and its visible that she is barelly taller than his complete leg.

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>>315633487
i'll say sakurai has a point and ganondorf should stay the way he is because muh players.

but because he fucking sucks in the meta, i'll say extend his range with some magic stuff on his fists, that way he can stay true to both his concept as a fighting game character and as a magician.

>black shadow
you dont even care about his horns right heh

>>315636147
>replacing inocent pokemons with clones
>completely justified

he was a tryhard trying to find his place in the world.