>luigi x peach with rosalina as their daughter is canon
Super Kekhold Bros
That's just your headcanon because you want to be fucked by him. You humongous faggot.
I expected to laugh but now I just want more
>I, as a grown man, enjoy this comic targeted at little children
Well, me. I don't like dick. Wario would be a good bro, though. He's cool as shit.
How is that pipe working if its no longer connected to anything else?
Is Bowser even capable of walking backwards? He literally never retreats in any mario game.
NOBODY CAN WALK BACKWARDS IN MARIO WORLD.
does anyone have that huge drawn out interpretation some anon posted of this image?
He doesn't walk backwards though, he turns around.
Nobody in the entire mario universe has walked backwards. I'm making this incredibly dangerous statement and generalization without researching or really even thinking hard because it makes this incredibly marginal potential fact seem more dramatic than it is.
Also, if this post ends in 8, I am somehow a wizard.
>Field recording of owls
Wackypedia says that it only occurs roughly one in every 8 million births. I can't imagine what that must be like to dwell over as a ten year old who may or may not make it to the teens. That is sad as it gets.
We posting Mario comics? Because I saved a shitty comic from an older Mario comics thread.
fuck I actually laughed at the Chuck Testa part. Does this mean I have to pack my things and go off to Reddit or memebase or something?
sometimes I wonder if the world would be better without the internet, because shit like this makes me want to kill myself
>not understanding obvious intentional stupidity
unless you're pulling it on me right now
>You... you DOUBLE PLUMBER
You can't see his face?
Actually that was the last one I was gonna post, but since you asked so nicely i'll continue.
I loved the game. The actual comics can be hit and miss.
Wrong, anal is for gays. Think about it.
im telling you some guy made a max charcter post intepretation of this comic and nailed it i have it saved to my notes on my other phone but its broken. it was spot on
i wish i had it it was so good
>i'll just put text everywhere
>they'll know who's speaking cause I know!
I have a boyfriend, and we don't do anal.
yeah, people will always hate on fucking owl sounds
What is even the fucking point, then.
Just stop being degenerates and go get girlfriends, or alternatively kill yourselves.
>there are actual legit retards on this board that actually have these comics on their computer, or even worst, made them
holy fuck Kate Beaton is the perfect woman and I want to marry her
Nothing, just you being retarded. Thats your condition.
Also, get that bald trap away from here put it on /b/ maggot.
Get a normal one and shove your dicks in from the same end.
Like frottage, but with constant contact.
This is what I get for being an engineer, I come up with shit like this without intending to.
>or even worst,
I agree with you, and I like your reaction image, but why is it that only people with terrible spelling and grammar use it? It's "worse", anon, not "worst"
And when they go, they'll make sure to take you with them
the next comic has him going and living with the woman and her husband, who is into kekoldry, and they live as "normal". Just in case he doesn't post it.
I never understood kekoldry, isn't it a double-edged sword? You know the bitch is going right back to her husband leaving you with nothing after being used like a throwaway dildo.
So if I just let out a bunch of random farts it would classify as music?
The whole idea of keloldry implies there's more to it than just fucking and never dealing with their bullshit.
Also kind of sad to see someone so cynical to think a good relationship isn't worth the bullshit, possibly because they're too inept to maintain one.
>The whole idea of keloldry implies there's more to it than just fucking and never dealing with their bullshit.
Depends on the person. Most people just want someone to fuck their wife or whatever. I don't see the downside to some free sex.
>I backed steve lichman book kickstarter
>Most people just want someone to fuck their wife or whatever
Does someone have the edit of the comic where they want to buy a game but they don't have enough money, so the guy cleans Donkey Kong's shit and stuff to buy her her game? And that on the last panel he has dick out?
>Also kind of sad to see someone so cynical to think a good relationship isn't worth the bullshit, possibly because they're too inept to maintain one.
He's a kek, anon. That means that he has a fetishistic desire to share sex for his wife. I don't know if you call THAT a "good relationship", but hey, to each their own.
Now this is pretty darned funny and board related!
This one's only truly funny if you know the history behind it, the absolute shitstorm it caused with people trying to understand just what the joke was.
Nah, if 4chan made it, it would be more ironic and cruel.
It was clearly made by a redditor fishing for sympathy, back when rage comics and meme faces were all the rage for them.
That's why it lacks any genuine punchile and really just pitifully tries to end sad.