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What does health and mana potions taste like?

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What does health and mana potions taste like?
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>>315615993
Semen. Both of them taste like semen.
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>>315615993
Vodka + red/blue skittles.
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>>315616053
And what does semen taste like?
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>>315615993
Bags of milk and salty coins.
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Health tastes like Pepto Bismol, mana tastes like mint mouthwash.
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>>315616087
>vodka tastes like health potions
no, vodka IS a health potion
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>>315615993
Cum. We are on 4chan, everything will taste cum if you ask us.
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>>315615993
Chicken, obviously
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>>315616297
haha us 4channers so mature and random :)
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>>315616110
Male milk
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Health - blood
Mana - Cum
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>>315615993
red and blue koolaid
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aqua_vitae

there health potion
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>>315616247

Vodka is anti radiation dummy.
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>>315615993

Red and blue gatorade.
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>>315615993
Diabetes.
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>>315615993
Mana - Blueberry strudel
Health - Apples and cinnamon
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I prefer it when potions canonically taste fucking awful, and people just chug them because you don't really have any better options in the middle of a fight.
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Period blood and children's tears.
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>>315616110
literally nothing
felt like egg whites in your mouth
>fwehhh t-taste bad
literally only chinese naughty cartoons are like they semen taste nothing
>lmao are you gay
yes
and i love my husband :3
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>>315616649
>and i love my husband
Good, maybe you can ask him to fork out for some fucking beginner English classes for you.
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>>315616789
He doesn't eat meat do you really think this fag can afford education?
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Health potions taste like redberry energy drinks.
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>>315617241
does sucking cock not count?
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>>315616345
No, just real faggy.
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>>315615993
The mana potions taste like mana potions
The health potions taste like health potions
The snozberries taste like snozberries
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Mana potion tastes like semen because all mages are faggots.
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>>315617424
Your mouth tastes like my dick ;)))))
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>>315617449

say that to my fireballs you bumswipe
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>>315615993
Anyone else bothered that the labels are so badly done?

>burned edges
>that font not looking hand written at all
>paper looks normal otherwise

It's seriously the worst "haha it's old looking :^)" attempt I've seen in a long fucking time.
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Health is slightly fizzy
Mana has an aftertaste that's not revealed right away
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>>315615993
Mana= Mint
Health= Sugary
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>>315617507
I would but they're in my mouth.
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>>315616649
>literally only chinese naughty cartoons are like they semen taste nothing
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???
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>>315617557
>Anyone else bothered that the labels are so badly done?

No, I don't have autism
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>>315617507
sorry, you were throwing fireballs? didn't feel it lmaoooooo
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On a related note, a potion that actually repaired your body, healed cuts and bleeding, that would feel weird.
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>There're people in this thread don't know that mana is mint and hp is cherry
>mfw
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>>315617619

Burnt your tongue idiot!

>>315617697

You felt my fireballs admit it barbaradick
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>>315617557
>Anyone else bothered that the labels are so badly done?

No, I don't have autism
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>>315616110
Semen tastes good m8
Well, depends on what you eat actually. But if you eat healthy like a lot of fruit and such, your semen tastes great
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>>315616110
Ask your mother.
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>>315615993
>hp potion
Gold and sweaty breath
>mp potion
Heart meat an sweaty breath
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>>315617631
exactly
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>>315615993
semen
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>>315617357
He keeps spitting it back out!
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>>315615993
like the alcohol that was used as a base, with a funky hint of magic.
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>>315617557
No bro why does your autism think mana or hp pots have to be old? we literally dont even have them yet
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>>315616465
Vodka is literally a health potion. The name means "little water" not because le epic russians are so stronk dribkers meme but because it was diluted tincture of herb extracts
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If these potions are anywhere near vodka, then my Diablo character has a serious drinking problem.
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>>315615993
>air bubbles

0/10
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Pussy and ass.
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health is cherry cordial liqueur and mana is blue monday
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>>315616649
semen tastes disgusting what the fuck are you on about
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>health
warm honey
>mana
touching battery contactss
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How do health potions work?
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>>315616132

Came here to look for this response. Thank you.
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>>315619973
Literally magic.
Though it'd be kind of cool to see a setting where potions function as localised time rewinders, so you drink one to restore your body to how it was a few second/minutes before.
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>>315620257
how does magic work?
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>>315620313
Positive thinking
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>>315616110
Heaven
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>>315615993
Realistically I would think they'd probably taste like cough syrup for some reason
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Calpol
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>>315616110
Sweden
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>>315616518
I don't want to live in a universe where this is true.
Death is a better option.
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>thread about strongest potions devolves into talks about cocks and semen

lol wut the fuck?
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>>315615993
Yummy enough that even monsters steal them from you and smash them in a drunken fit.
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>>315620705
Is this the first thread you've seen?
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>>315616110
Health and mana potions
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>>315620705
I JUST WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL INTO BAATTLLEEE
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>>315620847

Yes. I was literally born yesterday. Don't make fun of my condition.
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>>315616110
Snot
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>>315615993
Either vitamin water or medicine
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>>315615993
mana tastes like wax
health tastes like water
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Powerade
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>>315615993
strawberry and blueberry juice.
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Herbs and spring water
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Final Fantasy potions taste like mint, lemon, honey and soda
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>>315620558
That made me laugh.
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>Health
Ribena.
>Mana
Vimto.
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>>315616110
Like shit. I dont know personaly and hopefully never will.
But the only time you hear people say it tastes great is because they watched too much porn and think they somewhat like it. If a girl acts like its good its because theyre angsty and think this must be something she must do
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Steak and bubblegum.
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>>315620753
Fucking hell. As if just stealing them wasn't insulting enough.
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>>315623467
I don't eat my cum, because I always chicken out, but I can confirm that pre tastes really good.
Though it's probably largely psychological.
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