>objectively the worse designed monster in the series
>looks like, and acts like a penis
>khezu literally means penis in Japanese
What the fuck were they thinking when they picked this monster to be a flagship character
Favorite version of the game in general
You know what to do bros.
>lists opinion afterwards
>a word in japanese
>Looks and acts like a penis.
>Worst designed monster.
>Khezu means "penis" in Japanese.
>Khezu means anything in Japanese.
No, it's the secret penis thread.
Post secret penis monsters.
No, OP would have had to post Chameleos for that.
What the fuck have you been reading?
There's only like 1.5 artists who do huntress x monsters doujins, and vore content is minimal compared to mind break and human cattle works.
HBG and Great Sword
Even after he got nerfed
Jhen Moran and any incarnation of it
I know the exact doujin you're thinking of
Are you ready to welcome our chink overlords?
>tfw I just started this game and haven't gotten any of the dlc items or played the challenges, episodic quests or any other dlc for that matter.
It's going to be a long ride.
>to reproduce they paralyze a creature and inject their young, known as Whelps. The Whelps grow inside their victim until it dies, or when they are strong enough to leave.
This shit scares me.
It's implied they eat their way out, and aren't just born out of your ass-pussy. Which isn't very sexy if you ask me. Thankfully the doujins take less realistic and more... artistic approach to monster reproduction cycle.
This is off subject, but has anyone ever been to the MH The Real world at USJ? This video has me hyped as fuck.
>exclude my little pony from search
>have to deal with some stupid fucking pony staring at me while looking for something to fap to because their stupid joke can't tell the difference between excluding ponies and searching for ponies
>getting rekt by khezu
git fucking gud you scrub lmao
This one. You wouldn't hunt her would you?
Or perhaps you'd do a different kind of "hunting" instead?
>best monster design
>fun and challenging fight
>his weapons look cool as fuck
Easily my favorite monster.
>his weapons look cool as fuck
To bad literally none of them are good, pretty much all of them are outclassed by either Brachy or CFatty weapons. I guess the SnS is decent but the higher raw of the CFatty one also makes it better in a lot of situations. I do agree that they look nice and have cool names though.
>just a lion with wings
>but it's totally a lizard than only looks like a lion
>instant charges out of the ass all day every day
>just hit his hind legs until he dies
>weapons have some unrelated clockwork designs
Yeah, it's shit, but honestly I wouldn't mind if it was just that. It's overpriced poorly ported shit.
At least it's another red flag for Vita, and those always give me a good laugh.
If you're a casual, you'll love Toukiden. It's a very simple hunting game, and honestly bores the shit out of me. My friend who quit MH4U because it was too hard loves Toukiden.
If you have to get a hunting game that isn't MH, Soul Sacrifice or Freedom Wars is the way to go
>mfw trying to use CB against Stygian Zinogre in G-rank
Like I don't even know what to do against this faggot. Sure I can guard point most of his shit but the goddamn tracking bugs are killing the shit outta me.
The dragon balls don't actually track you, they just home in on the place where you WERE at the moment they spawned. Just keep moving around and you should be fine.
Zin with CB or any blademaster weapon except maybe GS is a pain though, since he moves around so much.
I WANT A NEW CONSOLE MONSTER HUNTER
I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT
I REFUSE TO BUY A HANDHELD
That's not a real MH game, though.
>farmed the fuck out of gore magala to get parts every rank
>join a random room, some event quest against him in the arena
>it's fucking tiny
>prepared to slap his shit
>my shit is instead getting slapped
>the gore magala is tiny enough that a lot of the safe spaces around him from his hitboxes no longer are safe
tiny monsters are huge dicks
Don't you have a PS4 to hotglue or something?
>mfw someone posted a tiny furious rajang quest
>fucker was like half the size of the babby urugaan from 3U
>people getting oneshot by this tiny little faggot that barely comes up to your hunter's knee
I wanna see if it's possible to hack in tiny Dahren or tiny Gogmazios or Dalamadur
Oh fuck off, it does not matter what console/platform it is, as long as it's not a god damn handheld.
I like using the big screen, having some semblance of graphical fidelity and not having to look down to play. Solid, easy controls notwithstanding. Handhelds just strain the eyes and the mind.
I'm reduced to playing MH3U on the wii U and emulating older titles, why won't Capcom just release for handheld and a console as they did with 3U? Is it that hard? Even though it has some fps drops and shit it's still my favorite in the series.
No one uses Kirin armor, anon.
This is literally it's only use.
>Replied to the wrong post.
Fuck it, I'm going to bed.
There's a challenge quest with a huge Velocidrome and a tiny Jho at the same time.
Other than that I don't think there's anything from the jap DLCs left we haven't already got.
It's okay, nothing spectactular. I'm using that set now with some DBs. The only bad thing about it is Bad Luck and you don't get the mats to make the gem to negate that skill until the end of high rank.
I'm switching off to the gore ceanataur tetsu legs sharpness +1 sharpener razor sharp clown suit but najarala isn't giving me fucking chilling beaks