>objectively the worse designed monster in the series >looks

>>315602530
>looks like, and acts like a penis
>bad design
???

>>315602530
>>khezu literally means penis in Japanese

This is not true.

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>>315602530
>objectively
>lists opinion afterwards
triggered

Is this the secret vore thread?

>Acts like a penis
There are professionals who can help you out with these problems OP

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>>315602530
>khezu
>a word in japanese

khezu means the pleasure of being cummed inside you baka gaijin

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>>315602530
>Looks and acts like a penis.
>Worst designed monster.
>Not Yama.
>Khezu means "penis" in Japanese.
>Khezu means anything in Japanese.

>>315602530
>>khezu literally means penis in Japanese

No it doesn't.

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>>315602929
No, it's the secret penis thread.

Post secret penis monsters.

>>315602890
Coolest fucking monster by far

No enough giants in MH.

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>>315602530

>>315603303
>fur
>fur
TRIGGERED

I like vore too, OP

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I want to tongue-ride Fatalis!

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who /MHX/ here?

>>315603537
I will once they release it in the west

Right guys? r-right?

>>315603537
>three hundred and sixty four american shekels to play a rehash of a mediocre game in a language you can't even understand

>>315602530

Isn't it like the lamprey of the dragon world?

>>315603537
Reporting in, hyped as fug.

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>>315602929
No, OP would have had to post Chameleos for that.

>>315603759
Yea MHXU 2017 wooo!

>>315603857
There won't be MHXU.

>>315603807
>implying you need to know moonrunes to play MH effectively
>implying I don't know nihongo
>implying I'm not fueling a terrible horrible addiction

>>315603857
>non mainstream game coming to the West
You mean MH5U coming in 2019

>>315602530
>khezu literally means penis in Japanese

No it doesn't
chinko, chinpo, mara, nani, dankon, dansei jishin, chin-chin and ochinchin means penis in Japanese

>>315602530
my favorite version is mh4u for wii u

>>315603537
Just pirate it mang, its not 2014 anymore

>>315602530
>Dark Claw "Demise"
>Alatreon
>Congalala
>MH3U

played 4U, fuck relic weapons and apex monsters, stupidest shit they introduced.

>literally all fem hunter x monster doujins are with khezu, congalala, or gigginox, by far the shittiest monsters possible

why?

>>315604020
Best version

>>315604159
>gigginox doujins
>bad
I'll fight you nigga.

>>315604249
vore is a shit tier fetish and so are you

>>315602530
Charge Blade
Yian Garuga
Yian Garuga
I've only played P3rd and 4U. 4U is better sans the village.

>>315604370

Sorry it's not dick girls or traps

>>315604370
>implying vore
What the fuck have you been reading?
There's only like 1.5 artists who do huntress x monsters doujins, and vore content is minimal compared to mind break and human cattle works.

>Long Sword
>Zinogre
>Yian Kut Ku (getting walled out the gate in MHF)
>MH4U, though P3rd is a very close second.

>>315604527
>human cattle works
Examples?

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>>315602530
HBG and Great Sword
Tigrex Even after he got nerfed
Jhen Moran and any incarnation of it
UUUU

>>315604527
>human cattle
top tier fetish

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>>315604527
>human cattle
>Gigginox
I know the exact doujin you're thinking of

>>315605480
There's only one Gigginox entry on Panda.

>>315605601
I read it awhile ago That's a little surprising though.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB3nKNolG0M

Are you ready to welcome our chink overlords?

>>315605601
Because it's run by horsefuckers and they obviously don't bother to tag the galleries by the proper monster species names.

>>315605714
For me to welcome the chink overlords they'd first have to come out here. Which will never happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFWGBf8s5_o

Final last ultimate conclusive free DLC pack.

>>315606217
So, what did we get? Finally multi version of G Savage and GX Esurient?

>>315605789
It's not Regionlocked like MHFO so you can play for free, latency might be a bit nasty and ching chong might be confusing for a while though

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>>315606217
>tfw I just started this game and haven't gotten any of the dlc items or played the challenges, episodic quests or any other dlc for that matter.

It's going to be a long ride.

>>315606852
Even if I knew ching chong I wouldn't play it. It's p2w MMO garbage, and the fact that it has Monster Hunter in its title doesn't change anything.

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>>315602530
>to reproduce they paralyze a creature and inject their young, known as Whelps. The Whelps grow inside their victim until it dies, or when they are strong enough to leave.

This shit scares me.

>>315606852
MHF-G Taiwan is not region locked as well.

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>>315606975
and it gives me a raging hardon

>>315607147
It's implied they eat their way out, and aren't just born out of your ass-pussy. Which isn't very sexy if you ask me. Thankfully the doujins take less realistic and more... artistic approach to monster reproduction cycle.

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This is off subject, but has anyone ever been to the MH The Real world at USJ? This video has me hyped as fuck.

http://youtu.be/1gIWkMZ4fIE

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>>315607382

>>315604370
Scat is literal shit tier

>>315605718
>exclude my little pony from search
>have to deal with some stupid fucking pony staring at me while looking for something to fap to because their stupid joke can't tell the difference between excluding ponies and searching for ponies

>>315608076
>not excluding all western galleries from your search
This is troublesome, anon.

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Which monster's the cutest?

>>315606217
>two apex rajang quests
>apex deviljho quest
Literally not fun.

>>315607660
I've heard that the 4D experience is amazing

>>315608280
>>315608280
It's the only way to fight apex jho that is not bloated lvl 136+ HP sponge.

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>>315608242

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>getting rekt by khezu
git fucking gud you scrub lmao

>>315608379
Where exactly does the dash juice come from?

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>>315608664

>>315608838
That's just water. Dash juice is yellow.

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>>315608242
This one. You wouldn't hunt her would you?

Or perhaps you'd do a different kind of "hunting" instead?

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>best monster design
>best theme
>fun and challenging fight
>his weapons look cool as fuck
Easily my favorite monster.

>>315609135
>his weapons look cool as fuck
To bad literally none of them are good, pretty much all of them are outclassed by either Brachy or CFatty weapons. I guess the SnS is decent but the higher raw of the CFatty one also makes it better in a lot of situations. I do agree that they look nice and have cool names though.

>>315609135
>just a lion with wings
>but it's totally a lizard than only looks like a lion
>instant charges out of the ass all day every day
>just hit his hind legs until he dies
>weapons have some unrelated clockwork designs

>>315609279
Oh, I never played any of the MH games past p3rd.
I remember his greatsword being easily the best flame one in MHFU.

>>315609419
>best flame one in MHFU.
I thought Silver/Gold where pretty much all the best fire weapons in FU?

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>>315608890

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>>315609591
r ludroth is no egg

there's some sorta monster hunter clone on steam now
toukiden or something
is it shit?
im at hr 7 in mh4 and i, enjoying it, but fuck if sometimes i want to play off the 3ds

Thinking about buying

http://www.play-asia.com/monster-hunter-monster-plush-l-tigrex/13/709ac5

thoughts?

>>315609801
HATE KOEI TECMO

>>315609801
Yeah, it's shit, but honestly I wouldn't mind if it was just that. It's overpriced poorly ported shit.
At least it's another red flag for Vita, and those always give me a good laugh.

>>315609804
I have a few of them, they're pretty comfy, worth it for about $30 imo

>>315609801
If you're a casual, you'll love Toukiden. It's a very simple hunting game, and honestly bores the shit out of me. My friend who quit MH4U because it was too hard loves Toukiden.

If you have to get a hunting game that isn't MH, Soul Sacrifice or Freedom Wars is the way to go

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>mfw trying to use CB against Stygian Zinogre in G-rank

Like I don't even know what to do against this faggot. Sure I can guard point most of his shit but the goddamn tracking bugs are killing the shit outta me.

>>315602530
>favorite weapon
Hammer/GS
>favorite monster
Stiggy Ziggy
>worst monster
Khezu Seriously, you're dead on that he's shit design

>>315610005
b-but muh God Eater

>>315609135
>fun and challenging fight

If you like getting blown up every 5 seconds, sure.

>>315610042
The dragon balls don't actually track you, they just home in on the place where you WERE at the moment they spawned. Just keep moving around and you should be fine.
Zin with CB or any blademaster weapon except maybe GS is a pain though, since he moves around so much.

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I WANT A NEW CONSOLE MONSTER HUNTER
I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT

I REFUSE TO BUY A HANDHELD

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>>315608242

>>315610335
http://gematsu.com/2015/03/rumor-monster-hunter-frontier-online-2-in-development-for-ps4-pc

>>315610335
>console
Why not a new PC Monster Hunter?

>>315602530
>GS
>Savage Deviljho
>Duramboros
>4G

>>315610519
>MH on PC
Worry.

>>315610581
Why not?

>>315610498
>still in moonrunes
>no localization
>region locked with GMs trained to identify and ban gaijin players on mere suspicion

>>315610640
PKeks ruin everything they touch. Nintoddlers already did enough damage that the series will never recover from. letting PKeks into the mainline series will kill it dead.

>>315610651
Okay bro whatever your memes tell you.

>>315610724
>meme spouting
>brand loyalty
You know what, anon? I'm glad you aren't a part of MH playerbase anymore.

>>315610581
That would probably be nice as well, but I don't think they ever give it any thought.

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>>315610498
>Frontier

That's not a real MH game, though.

>farmed the fuck out of gore magala to get parts every rank
>join a random room, some event quest against him in the arena
>it's fucking tiny
>prepared to slap his shit
>my shit is instead getting slapped
>the gore magala is tiny enough that a lot of the safe spaces around him from his hitboxes no longer are safe
tiny monsters are huge dicks

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>>315610724
Don't you have a PS4 to hotglue or something?

>>315610967
A goddamn nightmare to deal with if there's multiple people.

>>315610967
Is there a tiny gore event quest?
If not, you should avoid custom quests like a plague.

>>315611213
>mfw someone posted a tiny furious rajang quest
>fucker was like half the size of the babby urugaan from 3U
>people getting oneshot by this tiny little faggot that barely comes up to your hunter's knee

I wanna see if it's possible to hack in tiny Dahren or tiny Gogmazios or Dalamadur

>>315605480
I'll always hate kirin armor. It's so useless.

anything cool in the new DLC? other than g rank savage jho

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>>315610724
Oh fuck off, it does not matter what console/platform it is, as long as it's not a god damn handheld.

I like using the big screen, having some semblance of graphical fidelity and not having to look down to play. Solid, easy controls notwithstanding. Handhelds just strain the eyes and the mind.

I'm reduced to playing MH3U on the wii U and emulating older titles, why won't Capcom just release for handheld and a console as they did with 3U? Is it that hard? Even though it has some fps drops and shit it's still my favorite in the series.

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>>315605480
No one uses Kirin armor, anon.
This is literally it's only use.

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>>315611626
>Replied to the wrong post.
Fuck it, I'm going to bed.

>>315610154
not even worth remembering

>>315611578
There's a challenge quest with a huge Velocidrome and a tiny Jho at the same time.
Other than that I don't think there's anything from the jap DLCs left we haven't already got.

>>315611517
Like majority of the shit in the games.

Any room?
I wanna hunt.

>>315611517
It's okay, nothing spectactular. I'm using that set now with some DBs. The only bad thing about it is Bad Luck and you don't get the mats to make the gem to negate that skill until the end of high rank.

I'm switching off to the gore ceanataur tetsu legs sharpness +1 sharpener razor sharp clown suit but najarala isn't giving me fucking chilling beaks