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>look behind waterfall >no treasure

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>look behind waterfall
>no treasure
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>>315597791
Not even a radio ?
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>dive into deep pool
>no underwater pathway leading to secret bonus room
Why are videogames so shit these days?
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>>315597791
that's one fresh looking corpse
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>get imprisoned in a jail cell
>can't break bars
>no secret tunnel
>no one comes to help you
>have to reload a save
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>find a crevice out of the way in the back, leading deep into the wall
>it's just a lazy overlooked deadend
>you're stuck in the terrain now and can't get out/fall through the map
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>>315602621
>get imprisoned in a jail cell
>no way to get out
>wait for a couple seconds and somebody just hand out the key for you
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>narrow barely visible path leads on top of the mountain
>follow it
>climb the path all the way to the very peak
>there's nothing there
Fuck you, Todd
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>>315602621
>get imprisoned in a jail cell
>suddenly text adventure
>race cockroaches since it may lead to escape
>end up leaving through other means because you kept killing your cockroach through too much training
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>>315604058
Easiest way was to go to the gym whenever you had the option, it made other inmates respect the fuck out of you.
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>>315597791
>get badass looking wings
>can only jump a little higher
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>illusory wall ahead
>there is no illusory wall
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>>315604792
>ability tooltip says it lets you fly
>learn it
>it just slows down the falling
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>Wander to the edge of the map
>Fight a notably hard enemy
>Find chest
>randomized loot
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>>315604838
>try jumping
>try
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>attack a treasure chest
>it doesn't come to life
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>>315600781

Don't want video games to be too video gamey.
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>>315597791
>Look over a cliff.
>See a series of small ledges you can drop down to.
>Drop down, land it!
>It leads to nothing and is too high to jump back up.
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>>315605584
>Look over a cliff.
>See a series of small ledges you can drop down to.
>jump down
>invisible instant death barrier before you even land
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>Loot a chest
>Get nothing
>Try to loot it again for some reason
>Find hidden compartment
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>>315605698
>>315605584
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>Look behind waterfall
>There's a sexy girl behind it
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>>315605807
>just stop doing it
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>>315605584
thanks witcher 3
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>Find what looks like a new pathway
>Invisible wall
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>>315604679
Actually couldn't remember the other options aside from being a good boy and getting released on that. Think the game needs another playthrough but some of those text adventures destroyed me.

>Presidential campaigns
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>>315605584
>npc sitting on a tiny ass branch just out of talking range over a long fall
>need to be unnecessarily precise in jumping on the branch as you can easily miss the walkable portion and just slide off to your death
>npc tells you to watch your step and nothing more
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>>315597791
>look under the stairs
>no medkit
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>>315597791
>Walking through a city in game.
>See a HUGE building with a door that can be opened.
>It's just a poorly textured hallway that leads to a bunch of doors that don't open.
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>>315600781
Man, Outlaws was the shit. Did secret areas right and everything.
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>Enter a new town
>Can't enter any buildings
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>>315606583
>loosely boarded open door
>you can't break the boards
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>>315606583
>Enter a new town
>It's 2-4 buildings
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>>315606672
>Enter regional capital
>it's like 10 buildings and the castle
Thanks Todd
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>open big chest
>2 gold and an iron dagger
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>Looking all over city for NPC to get an event scene
>Can't find her anywhere
>Continue looking, search buildings
>Spend a good fifteen minutes on this shit
>Go the check where she's supposed to be for the umpteenth time
>Not there
>Wait a second, what's that
>She's beyond an impassable fence
>Approach fence you'd never be able to walk past, scene occurs in that area
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to put a girl wearing dark clothing outside the level boundary in a city of perpetual nighttime to trigger an event?
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>kill giant mosquito
>gold coins drop

>kill forest wolf
>leather armor drops
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>Be a group of heroes known through Germany
>Get caught walking outside after curfew
>Treated as common criminals and thrown to jail
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>you can't open this door because it's locked

I wish this would fucking end
I am the fucking main character and I should be allowed to fucking break down doors and get whatever I want whenever the fuck I goddamned want.
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>complete personal and dramatic quest
>return to original NPC
>heartwarming conversation and many thanks
>"I am sure our paths will cross together again, destiny cant keep us apart"
>never ever referenced in other content
>just sits there doing nothing
>any further dialogue is generic stuff like "Yes?" or "Good bye"
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>die
>haven't saved for 12 hours
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>red barrel
>they explode when i hit them with a blunt object
>fuel filled barrels are randomly placed everywhere in the world even if it makes no sense
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>open world game
>you can't enter any buildings
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>>315607208
>kill bandit
>note drops
>its a letter to his children in X town
>go to X town to see his family
>nobody there talks about the guy
>there arent any children
>every family is complete and nobody is missing

Fucking bandits trying to guilt trip me by making up families when I knew their kind grows on trees.
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>>315607134
Was this a Souls game?
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>>315607640
>open world games
>there are no buildings
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>small pathway that isn't shown on the minimap and is easily overlooked
>at the end there is no hidden chest
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>>315597791
>look behind waterfall
>there's a cave
>OH SHIT HERE WE GO
>nothing in the cave
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>>315597791
wow a good thread on v
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>fire burning in the enviroment
>touching it deals damage
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>>315605419
>gap slightly too large to jump over
>"Try jumping, fatty"
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>kill a boar
>it drops money

>kill a man
>he drops fur and yarn
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>>315597791

>game has move-through walls that hide secret areas
>spend minutes in every room rubbing against every wall
>clip out of bounds and die
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>NPC attacks you in a public area
>No one gives a fuck
>You retaliate in defense
>"WHAT IS ANON DOING SOMEONE CALL THE GUARDS"
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>>315607741
Nope. Tales of Xillia.
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>>315607134
>>315607741
Souls had that leap of faith which triggered when you walked to a ledge you have no reason to walk to.
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>>315597791
>Go off the "correct" path
>Follow a small branching trail to see where it goes
>There's nothing there and it's a dead end
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>>315607969
what trash game were you playing if you ran into a wall and fell through the world
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>>315607775
what other things like ahegao look good in doujins but shit IRL?
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>>315607969
>ride a boat to the harbor
>later ride another boat to the same harbor
>the boats stack on top of each other and glitch out
>fall through the world
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>>315607548
No one to blame but yourself nigga
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>>315597791
>Look behind waterfall
>Cave
>But waterfall is SOLID, you cannot pass it
>Have to block the waterfall with a boulder before you can go in the cave
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>>315608163
You're mom
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>>315608163
Because in port it's obviously faked because people get off on it
The question is whether or not it's possible to make it happen for real
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>can jump into water from an absolutely absurd height
>surface completely fine

>jump down from 1 cliff to another at a reasonably safe height
>fall damage
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>>315608163
Heart pupils
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>>315607984
>npc challenges you to a duel
>win
>everyone in the entire town runs away screaming

>npc being attacked by another npc screaming for help
>no reaction
>intervene but don't kill anyone
>everyone in the entire town runs away screaming

>bandits roll through town trying to scare everyone
>no-one cares
>stop them
>everyone in the entire town runs away screaming
I'm glad you all died in the expansion.
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>>315608291
Yes it can. I have a video of it but obviously i can't post it here
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>>315608291
Porn*, whoops
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>>315608231
RE4?
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>>315608378
You can, you just dont want to because ur a faget
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>>315608124
>go off the main path to explore a small branching path
>the branching path was actually the main path
>triggers a cutscene that locks me out of going back
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>>315608378
Just post a link faggot, links to porn are fine
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>Small pile of rubble
>Can't hike over it; have to traverse the entire kingdom and hunt down the most powerful beings around to open an alternate route.

I will never stop being mad.
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>One ending
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>>315602621
>get imprisoned in a jail cell
>There are a few ways to get out but you keep screwing them up
>Eventually your rival shows up and opens the door for you because you suck too much
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>>315608497
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>Help people out
>Fight off monsters
>City warms up to you
>Starts to think of you as a minor hero
>Kick NPCs and dogs till they run away screaming
>Lift people up high into the air; drop them and see them crumple in heaps on the ground
>Fling people across the city, into walls, over bottomless chasms
>Still their hero
Thank you, Gravity Rush, for allowing me to indulge in my sadism unpunished.
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>>315602621
> Get imprisined in a jail cell
> They didn't even lock the door
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>>315608452
Every fucking time.
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>>315608124
>see branching paths
>one is main path, second is hidden treasure
>pick the least obvious one
>oh shit i guess it's the main one, going back
>go second path
>turns out you were right the first time and you need to go back again
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>>315608497
>cliff about 4 and a half feet high
>cant climb it
>need to wait until the world is on the edge of collapse for an alternate path to open up a 2nd half of the cave which comnects to that cliff
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>>315608743
>You still have all your weapons and other equipment.
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>>315608085
>a ledge you have no reason to walk to.
Priscilla explicitly told you to do so.
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>>315608924
Might giving me some video or other source? I dont remember her doing it and I cant check right now.
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>>315597791
>door blocked, no way forward
>look for the air vent
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>>315608848
>see branching paths
>they both look equally likely to be the main path
>go right
>no, this looks like it could be the main
>backtrack to left path
>no, wait, this is definitely the main
>go back to right
>it was the main
>go back down left to the end
>literally nothing there

Fucking piece of shit random dungeons.
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>On balcony shooting terrorists
>Area clear, time to get down
>Oh hey, a ledge
>Peek over, there are some boxes about three feet below the ledge to use as a platform down
>Walk off ledge, land on boxes
>Die from fall damage

>>315608873
Xenoblade Chronicles?
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>>315597791
>a drop that you won't be able to jump back
>loading screen
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>>315609120
>see branching paths
>pick one at random
>next level loads and you can't go back
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>>315597791

>pathway splits into two
>going down the "correct" path loads the next part of the game
>can't go back
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>>315609148
Yes

Even though I know what stupid strong shit was beyond that point, I hope X has less of that. At least let me figure out why I shouldnt be going that direction.
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>a ledge on a cliff
>try to jump on it
>the hitbox of it is not modelled so the whole cliff is just a big square
>fall down
I HATE THIS SO MUCH
why can't we get more games like half life, or at least a new engine as inovative as source
valve became horrible the second they started making dota 2
if blizzard managed to buy dota rights we could have had valve making some new innovative games instead of just repeating the "competitive xd"
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>>315609449
>>315609442
uh-huh
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>>315597791
I don't think I've ever found anything worthwhile behind waterfalls in games for a decade now but I always check anyway.
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>>315609449
too late fagget, i beat you to it >>315609442
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>Horror game
>Loading times out of nowhere
>SURPRISE A MONSTER
>You were surprised, right?
>Right?
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>Enjoyed Crysis 1 quite a bit, it was a nice arcadey tropical shooter
Oh man, I bet Crysis 2 will be--
>Awful story shoved in your face with fucking long monologuing NPCs at every turn
>Invisible walls everywhere

WHY
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>>315609493
I'm actually not too far in the game. Just got Dunban. But when I saw that path in the cave I looked it up when I couldn't find any way to it. Got semi-spoiled in the process when I found out it was inaccessible until far, far later. Ugh.
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>check every bathroom in the game
>get one box of shotgun shells
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>horror game
>monster shit doesn't scares you
>regular, mundane shit like alarm clock does
Fuck you Dead Space 2
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>>315609685
Reminds me of
>No fights
>Save point
>No fights
>Save point
>No fights
>Save point
>No fights
>Save point
>No fights
>Save point in an area called "Last Corridor"
>No fights
>Seriously 4 more save points with no enemies around them, just to spook you into thinking the final boss will pop out at any moment
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>>315609786
Consoles
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>>315608742
>save the world, from several different entities attempting to destroy it
>"So what, you fetch the mead?"
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>>315607984
>Essential unkillable NPC becomes hostile for no discernible reason and constantly attacks you every time you enter the town.
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>100 hours long game
>just one part where you can't go back into
>there is an unique item
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>>315609847
Well thats the only one that's as shitty as that. The rest are mostly 'this thing is locked' and you cant unlock them until that same time
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>look in toilet
>no health packs or ammo
>toilets don't flush
>taps don't work


uninstall.exe
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>have to enter a room a specific (in game) hour of the day
>the days last 12 minutes, each hour is 30 seconds
>pass the time by doing something else
>check the game
>you just missed the hour
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>kill skeleton
>bone (2)

>kill wolf
>wolf claw (1)
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>>315610221
funny how flushing the toilet became essential feature in video games
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>>315610327
ultima?
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>>315605915
Shadow Warrior ;)
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>>315609886
>>315610221
>bathroom
>mirrors are broken
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>>315610328
>kill skeleton in forgotten catacomb
>drops modern day gold

>kill wolf
>drops sword
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>skin a huge animal
>get one tiny sliver of "skin" from the inside of the animal.
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>jump down 4 stories
>land perfectly
>jump down 4.1 stories
>die creaming
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>>315610375
castlevania 64
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>>315607742
>open no buildings
>there are world games
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>Crashed ship that been cut off from the rest of civilization for ten years.
>They have access to technology that was developed two years ago.
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>>315597791
>can search through garbage
>nothing ever inside
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>>315607640
>Open world game
>You can enter every building and destroy them
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>>315610427
>bathroom
>mirror has reflections
>stop and turn to look at yourself
>bathroom lights go red
>the camera locks up as it zooms in on your reflection as it turns demonic
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>>315610540
>loot hide from animal
>no sprite change
Thanks 99% of games with animal skins
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>>315610541
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>>315610750
Will we EVER get a proper successor to Red Faction: Guerrilla?
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>open world game
>stamina bar for sprinting
>>315610769
deffo doom 3
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>step into a beartrap
>enemies walk right through them
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>>315608163
People in general and incest
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>massive, unstoppable villain tormenting you the whole game
>takes human form for the final battle
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>magic user
>no spell to regain mp
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>previously good company gets a popular licence
>AAA release
>broken ass tutorial
>broken ass everything
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>>315610540
>skin an animal
>get a slab of meat

why, far cry?!
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>explore the area behind the spawn point
>there's always a treasure
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>multiple gun shot wounds to your torso
>heart beat in your ears, breath harsh on your throat
>impending doom, vision diminishing.
>drink water or take a 1 hour nap.
>healed
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>kill skeleton
>it drops the frontal, parietal (2), temporal (2), occipital, sphenoid. ethmoid, mandible, maxilla (2), palatine (2), zygomatic (2), nasal (2), lacrimal (2), vomer, inferior nasal conchae (2), malleus (2), incus (2), stapes (2), hyoid, shoulder blade (2), collarbone (2), sternum (1), ribs (24), cervical vertebrae (7), thoracic vertebrae (12), lumbar vertebrae (5), humerus (2), radius (2), ulna (2), scaphoid (2), lunate (2), triquetral (2), pisiform (2), trapezium (2), trapezoid (2), capitate bone (2), hamate (2), metacarpals (10), proximal phalanges (10), intermediate phalanges (8), distal phalanges (10), sacrum, coccyx, hip bone (2), femur or thigh bone (2), patella (2), tibia (2), fibula (2), calcaneus (heel bone) (2), talus (2), navicular (2), medial cuneiform (2), intermediate cuneiform (2), lateral cuneiform (2), cuboid (2), metatarsal bone (10), proximal phalanges (10), intermediate phalanges (8), distal phalanges (10) bones
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>>315611176
i dont see what the big deal is *quaffs mana pot
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>>315610591
lazy meme, friend
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>>315611337
>you can run, jump, shoot and swim just fine whether you are at 100% health or 1% health
>>
>game has marriage system
>you are unable to marry the one female character you actually form any sort of meaningful relationship with
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>>315611553

>can only marry blank slates
>"muahaha ur family is kill"

Bravo Pete.
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>>315611176
>Magic user
>Has a limited amount of MP and then becomes dead weight.
>Meanwhile the warrior's default attack that has no cost is outdamaging your strongest nukes.
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>Think you were supposed to lose a battle
>You weren't
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>>315611342
>kill human
>they drop the frontal, parietal (2), temporal (2), occipital, sphenoid. ethmoid, mandible, maxilla (2), palatine (2), zygomatic (2), nasal (2), lacrimal (2), vomer, inferior nasal conchae (2), malleus (2), incus (2), stapes (2), hyoid, shoulder blade (2), collarbone (2), sternum (1), ribs (24), cervical vertebrae (7), thoracic vertebrae (12), lumbar vertebrae (5), humerus (2), radius (2), ulna (2), scaphoid (2), lunate (2), triquetral (2), pisiform (2), trapezium (2), trapezoid (2), capitate bone (2), hamate (2), metacarpals (10), proximal phalanges (10), intermediate phalanges (8), distal phalanges (10), sacrum, coccyx, hip bone (2), femur or thigh bone (2), patella (2), tibia (2), fibula (2), calcaneus (heel bone) (2), talus (2), navicular (2), medial cuneiform (2), intermediate cuneiform (2), lateral cuneiform (2), cuboid (2), metatarsal bone (10), proximal phalanges (10), intermediate phalanges (8), distal phalanges (10) bones
you were fighting a skeleton the entire time
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>>315608743
>You can just walk out and get captured again
>After the third time you're captured, the guard takes pity on you and just stops fighting you
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>>315604058
What fucking game is this.
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>>315602712
Happened to me when looking for shit as Ant-Man in Lego Mahvel
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>>315606287
Isn't Frontier Village fun to navigate?!
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>>315611904
Space Rangers 2.
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>Get trapped in room
>Can only exit with the correct item
>You don't get the item before you got trapped
>Game doesn't end, you just have to reload a save
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>>315610541
>die creaming
hnngg
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>Enter new town
>Go to the weapon shop
>Spend 100,000 gold on the Sword of Badassness they've got in stock.
>Go to the next dungeon
>Find a treasure chest ten seconds in
>Sword of Badassness+1
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>Get captured by the BBEG
>Refuse to give him what he wants
>Watch as he kills your companions one after the another
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>>315612236
>explore shipwreck
>Enter a room
>completely full of water
>door locks behind you
>not enough skill to lockpick it
>have to reload old save
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>>315612362
Its usually okay because in another area or so, a sum of 100k will come in a snap
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>Explore a town/building
>Empty rooms with absolutely nothing in them
>Mash the interact button on random objects in the room for secrets
>Nothing, ever
>Feel compelled to enter and search every single room throughout the entire game, just in case
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>>315611650

>status effect spells
>every enemy you'd actually want to use them on is immune
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>>315611176
>magic user
>can prepare a limited amount of spells a day with no new ones til the next day
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>>315613817

>about to start a new D&D campaign this weekend
>rolling a caster
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>>315602985
Didn't Lisa have something like this?
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>mana/stamina draining spells
>enemies have infinite mana/stamina

Fucking why.
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>>315607576
This is the bullshittest of bullshits
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>>315613780
>Enemy lands a status effect on you
>Lasts the rest of the battle
>You land a status effect on an enemy
>Wears of after one turn
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>Merchant hangs around in the wilderness unharmed and unconcerned about the pack of vicious, unbeatable hell beasts 20 feet away from him
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>>315614135
Quite explicitly. Massive climb up to the top, fuck you.
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>>315611912
you just went subatomic you retard
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>find secret room with bonus chests
>figure out there's an even more secret room connected to it
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>game has several classes
>all are unique but some are easier to play than others
>company homogenizes everything so everyone can play "equally"
>everything is the same
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>>315614360
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>>315614237
Digimon World 2?
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>>315614237
It's to make enemies challenging if you're too lazy to develop good AI.
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>sidescroller
>game starts outside a dungeon
>enter dungeon
>traverse deadly traps
>split second from death
>reload a thousand times
>finally make it through and its a dead end
>I was supposed to walk the other way, AWAY from the dungeon

No.
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>>315614412

>modern MMOs in a nutshell
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>>315614332
This bit in Lisa The Joyful had me laughing probably the hardest ive ever done in my life. Top bants moment.
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>>315611342
>kill skeleton
>drops heart
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>Potion - Restores 50HP
>Three hours into the game your characters have four digit HP
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>kill chicken
>drops beef
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>Need to put in higher difficulty mode
>Enemies do more damage, player does less

>Game needs to be 2 hours longer
>Fetch quest

>Players tired of finite ammo and reload mechanic
>Implement infinite ammo and overheat mechanic

>female character lacks depth
>make breasts a cup size larger

>boring shooter is boring
>add vehicle gunner section

>ending needs to seem more climatic
>player rigs something to self-destruct; timed escape sequence

>sequel needs backstory summary for players new to the franchise
>flashbacks and boxes of text

>dedicated composer too expensive
>loop techno beat the entire game

>game is not going to sell enough, studio will get shut down by parent company
>go muti-platform

>difficulty curve is all over the place
>spam more of the same fodder enemy as the game goes on

>escape sequence needs some contrivance to be timed
>”HELICOPTER IS ALMOST OUT OF FUEL “

>random loot caches are too easy to find
>design a quick minigame to make getting them seem like work

>player might get stuck on miniboss fight
>ammo and health refill right outside the boss room

>boss is too easy
>have it spawn little copies of itself to harass the player

>collision engine sucks
>make camera cut away when someone gets hit, show nearby NPC facial expression instead

>A.I. poorly programmed for one enemy
>fight it in a quick time event
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>>315607548
>die
>havent saved in a hour

why is it so much worse when its just an hour?
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>>315614534
when did Dan start being a reaction image?
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>>315610846
There was Armageddon but I wouldn't exactly call that a proper sequel. THQ and Volition fucked up by making the game underground rather than on the surface.
>inb4 but the original was underground.

Nordic Games owns the IP now. They recently released a definitive edition of DarkSiders II so it looks like they're putting their purchased IPs to some use. I certainly wouldn't say no to a definitive edition of Guerrilla.
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>>315614606
>Potion - Restores 50HP
>Three hours into the game your characters have four digit HP
>Chests continue to have 50HP healing potions
>Sometimes if you're really lucky you'll find one of the rarer 250HP healing potions in a chest
>Monsters drop enough cash to buy potions that are worth a damn anyway
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>>315614606
>>315614956
% based shit is so much better and reduces clutter.
Why isn't it more common?
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>>315608987
>"Thou must returneth whence thou came. This land is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind, but thou dost not belong. I beg of thee, plunge down from the plank, and hurry home."

at 2:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnUJ1ZKRhmA
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>>315612362
>Buying equipment
>Ever
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>>315614956

>potion restores 50 HP
>cant use it if you're missing less than 50 HP
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>>315615101
Example game? I don't recall this happening to me before.
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>>315615248

one of the might and magic games, can't remember
>>
> Get sent to the jail
> Have to do a repetitive task over and over again
> Difficulty of labor is based on how far you progressed with the game

Guess the game /v/

Tip: Adventure game by Westwood
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>>315614643
Because it's more recent.
Imagine you gave to clean your house every 3 to 4 days, you do it without thinking, but when you JUST have everything clean and then your dog comes running in with muddy ass paws you get furious.
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>Optional dungeon basically spoils the entire plot of the game for you and your heroes early on in the story
>Heroes still act dumb on purpose and pretend they don't know shit about what's going on
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>>315614412
>Pillars of Eternity
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>roll random character select
>the game pick your most-hated character
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>Going through forest in a densely-wooded area
>Find a small hole between two bushes in a far off section that no reasonable person would ever encounter
>Climb down
>It's a cave
>Keeps going deeper and deeper
>Your map doesn't identify it and shows the regular overworld as if you were still above ground
>Literally 2 hours of navigating tunnels with no BGM, lighting flickering every so often is either a glitch or on purpose
>End of the tunnel widens up and there's a plain door
>Can hear what sounds like roaring as you approach it
>Camera keeps shaking
>Save because hidden boss battle
>Enter door
>There's literally nothing there but some poorly-textured walls
>The roaring is coming from above you because the map just happened to go under an actual boss battle in the game
>Scan the room as much as you can and there's nothing at all
>Try everything in your inventory, every possible option
>Check online and nobody talks about it
>Ask devs on Twitter and Facebook and they block you
>Leave
>Have to figure out all the paths you took in the 2 hours of time you navigated this place
>CAN'T FIND THE FUCKING EXIT
>Turn off game and turn it back on
>You're back right before the door
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>>315615572
I'm sorry, did you ask for something?
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>>315615582

What game?
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>>315602621
>get imprisoned in jail
>it's actually the best place in the game to train lockpicking
>or, you get imprisoned in the Cube and die over and over again
>>
>>315615582
Is this real? What game? Something by Hideki Kamiya?
>>
>>315615490
>Option to break continuity and fight the character that was manipulating you to empower and summon the big bad
>Starts an entirely different chapter
>Can do it very early on
>Characters keep mentioning events that haven't happened yet, spoil them for you and this chapter leads to a "bad" end
>>
>find a way to sequence break
>game has some flag to prevent you from progressing even though you got to where you needed to get
>>
>>315615927
>>315615953
>game has a way to sequence break
>if you go back and fight the first boss later, she gets angry at you for skipping her before
>she powers up and becomes the strongest boss in the game
It's also the best metroidvania ever made though.
>>
>>315615927
>>315616032
explain
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>>315616032
Which game is this then?
>>
>>315616149
First one is Bravely Default, if you figure out Airy's shit and try to break the crystals by overloading them, you skip straight to the chapter 8 dungeon and get a bad end for completing it. Game actively punishes the player for not being dumb as a pile of bricks.
>>
>>315615742
>People still play Orphan Rape Simulator
Kek
>>
>>315616236
>Punishes you
Was still a good sequence if handled a bit poorly with the spoilers, but it did feel a bit bullshit that being clever led to a worse end.
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>>315616149
>>315616151
Bunny Must Die, of course. You can also frame-guard anything in the game. Including spikes and lava.

AND one of the bosses is a real cat.
>>
>>315616283
Them mutations though
I kind of feel like starting to play that shit game again.
>>
>>315609148
Rainbow six?
>>
>>315616341
I was really tempted to, what with FO4 coming out soon and reminding me how badly the series has been raped.
>>
>That tomb raider level with the T-Rex and the secret above the waterfall
so good
>>
>>315608578
mgs?
>>
>go into cavern hidden behind waterfall
>it was actually the place you were supposed to go to for story mission
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>MP doesn't regenerate over time or by resting
>>
>>315616572
> magic as a finite resource.
> implying this doesn't make so much sense.

Muh Soul Gems.
>>
>>315616432
>>315616341
>>315616283
>>315615742
Kinda sad when a text-based ripoff is a better Fallout game than actual modern Fallout games.
>>
>>315609685
Sounds like fatal frame
>>
>>315616623
True that. Maas Neotek, the hippie settlements and Stormfront Island alone made for more bizarre and interesting moments than FO3.
>>
>>315610328
>kill skeleton post
>[whole list pasta]
>>
>>315616986
Yep, the game never really took itself seriously, which is fine, even preferable, it's a game where you can have mid-air psychic fights and grow a dick with the power of your mind.
I mean hell, the game's main big (possibly bad) corporation that worked to rebuild society is named Weyland-Utani.
And even then, it's STILL a better RPG than anything Bethesda has shat out.
I kind of wish we could get something like it in a non-text format, but I know that'd never fly considering the content.
>>
>>315616986
>>315617254
wait wut game
>>
>>315617486
see
>>315616283

Seriously, Google it, you'll find the game.
Hope you've got a MUDclient though, the main site shut down.
>>
>>315617254
On one hand I could imagine the content, on the other though... I wouldn't want to miss out on playing a hooligan rapist that headbutts people to death, on coathanger abortions and STDs or sacrificing babies to eldritch abominations that give you mental issues just by being near them.
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>>315617571
>the main wiki got nuked
>the most populated server removed Memories of Yesterday and playing as a child
FUCK
>>
>>315617603
Or an abom that kills people by jizzing on them.
>>315617769
>>the most populated server removed Memories of Yesterday and playing as a child
Wait what?
When?
Since when is Inferno the most populated?
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>>315602621
>imprisoned in jail cell
>the guard has the key in his back pocket
>he's leaning up against the cell with his back turned
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>>315617963
>He's waiting for you to take it and then proceeds to beat your ass to a pulp with the excuse that you stole the key
Wait that never happens, does it?
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>>315597791
>step in water
>die/sink like a rock
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>>315615037
Its fucking weird.
When Priscilla tells me to jump off a plank I do it. But when Wheatley tells me to do it, I refuse.

Is this the power of waifu?
>>
>>315602621
>get imprisoned in a jail cell
>it tooks a shitload of time to bruteforce your escape
>otherwise you have to wait a shitload of turns
>you lose stats every x turns
>best way to escape is killing yourself with the conveniently placed noose in your cell if you're playing with permadeath off

Thanks Elona.
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>>315618497
>if you're playing with permadeath off
Pfft, casual.
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>Flowers/pots/tiles/whatever are placed as if indicating an invisible item or a hidden switch or something
>Check it
>There's nothing
>>
>>315617886
Is Original still up?
>>
>>315618875
Yep, I connected to it earlier to check on it since the main site is down.
Still has about 40-120 people online.
>>
>>315608497

That was dumb, all they had to do was put the Shrine of Winter as the end in that path.
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>>315618497
Or you could not be a bitch and have the skeleton key, a good lockpicking level, or even a good mining level will get you out of jail.

Damn nigga. It's like you aren't prepared for anything and everything. I bet you read cursed scrolls of return too.
>>
>shoot red barrel
>doesnt explode
>enemy alerted

>avoid green puddles the entire game
>eventually discover theyre not toxic
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>>315602621
>get imprisoned
>suddenly awesome prison section with giant mech fight tournaments and serial killings
>>
>>315619227
>B-but I-I d-don't wanaa fight!
Fuck off with that tripe, anon.
>>
>>315618970
Sweet! I always wanted to try a sword character and actually nuke Maas. Guess I can play this during my lunch break.
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>>315607389
>Those doors you specifically need the key to open but lockpicking somehow doesn't work.
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>>315605403
Skyrim basically.
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>>315616283
>rape other player
>they get pregnant
>abort the baby with a coathanger
Truly, the future of multiplayer gaming.
>>
>>315614956
>Cheaper to just visit an inn.
>Cheaper to just have your healer just spam heal on your characters and chug an MP potion.
It's like they can never figure out potions to begin with. The worst are status effect potions you can use on enemies, specifically ones that only single out a single enemy.
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>>315612362
Dual Orb 2
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>>315602621
>get imprisoned in jail cell
>it's actually an open commune jail
>try and break out
>get imprisoned in higher security jail cell
>still open commune
>try and break out again
>get imprisoned in even higher security jail cell
>this time they keep you locked in a box and medicated
>too bad ass for that pussy medicine shit
>go full Bronson and escape with your best bud

Feels good man.
>>
>>315607526
>be in a romance with another character
>no effect or recognition in the game anywhere
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