ITT:animals that would make good vidya monsters
goddamnit spoiler that shit
>>315588708
Jesus man. Are you nuts?
I'm monitoring, but don't want to click on anything
>>315588454
looks like acklayPROVOKE OR DON'T PROVOKE?Y/N?
>>315588825https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNn87TLUyOo
Beetles with chemical weapons
>>315588802
literally kecha wacha
>>315588454
Ogre-faced spiderI'm actually gonna add these to my "game"
>>315588908
Dont click this one
>>315589008
Spiders are cool
>>315589086
Can you imagine how much that poor motherfuckers teeth hurt after trying to bite the metal capsule?
>>315589086
OOOHHH GOOOOOD
>>315589302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE8PTMSFMUg
hermit crab mimics
>>315589269
i thought that was some guy's arm
>>315589382
Sup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go_LIz7kTok
>>315589212
>>315589075
>>315588958
>>315588802
>>315588708
I need several beers now. Thanks alot you sick fucks! Can't you dump your gore on /b/ or something?
>>315589269
>>315589439
It's some guys arm wearing steel mesh, standard shark-resistant diving gear.
>>315589618
>>315588961
>tfw i'm one of like 5 people who remembers impossible creatures
>>315589816
my negro
>>315589539
nawww
>random cute animals and horrifying creatures
the most dangerous thread
>>315590049
>>315589816
My first RTS
Loved that shit, just swarmed with elephant eels.
>>315590063
>Intelligent Swarm: Puppies
What a shitty thread
Leatherback Seat Turtle
>>315589269
Probably not much. Not certain if Sharks are included, but I believe fish are supposed to not have the brainpower for pain.
>>315590189
Haha, that's a funny shopOh god tell me it's a shop
>>315590259
>>315590156
ooh ooh ooh I know what caused this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ribeiroia_ondatrae
>>315590346
Of course it isn't
>>315590189
Reminds me of this.
Someone was spreading it around claiming it was an unused Bloodborne enemy, though for all we know it was just some from guy's Deviant Art.
>>315590189
No, this cannot be real...
>>315590198
>>315590156
Wat
>>315590610
>>315590517
>>315590189
>>315589302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyJ6GWWbBF8
My dog died today
>>315590610
ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk that
this thread lacks guinea pigs, please post some
>>315590332
no ;_;
>>315590752
jar jar binks?
>>315590861
>>315590332
>doesn't even bite off the tail but instead rips the skin and flesh from the bone
>>315590332
I feel bad, but at the same time if you go up against a bear and all you lose is a tail, you got pretty lucky
>Someone was flimming this and didn't stop it
Still not clear on how something like this can really exist
>>315590792
those are pups and they dont really know how to kill things yet.
otters vs adults dont stand a chance, esp 3.
Your mom.
>>315590818
>>315590884
>pls come swim, no one wants to swim with me ;_;
>>315590982
Straight into the slaughter, brutal gif.
>>315590982
thank you
>>315590346
A real spider that size would break its exoskeleton under its own weight.
>>315590675
apparently octopuses are mega sentient, got anymore?
Syrians
>>315589816
>Tfw no one remembers ANIMAL PLANET THE MOST EXTREME
>>315590346
>>315591179
It also wouldn't be able to take in enough oxygen to fuel a body of that size
>>315590995
the fuck are they going to do against a BEAR
>>315591194
Doesn't mean much when they live ~3 years
If we engineered their DNA to give them 40-50 years, imagine the possibilities.
>>315591231
>>315590982
Not pictured: The blender they're running into.
>>315590875
"With a gun in his hands, a kid is as dangerous as any adult"
"Boss, do not hurt any child soldiers. If you do, the mission is over."
>>315591207
Shit man I remember that
>>315590995
>Someone was filming this and didn't stop it
Why the fuck would you risk either getting mauled by a polar bear or pack of angry wolf-dogs?
>>315591276
wtso
>>315589382
>hearing the Parrot laugh like this all night long
They'll probably own it until they get as tired of it as the asshole who sold it to em
anyone else's leg feel a little tingly?
>>315590313
>>315590995
Pretty hard to "stop" that. Even if he was armed there's dogs jumping all over the place.
I'm curious how deadly would one million lions really be?
Like what is the species' greatest accomplishments
>>315591417
>its just a penguin getting raped by a seal for 100 seconds.webm
I don't know what I expected.
>>315591276
Take him to court, they have evidence.
>>315590313
>it has teeth even in the throat
Was Lucifer the designer of this one or God just felt like "Ok, I don't know where should I put all of these extra teeth I made; I'm gonna hide them in this creature, nobody will ever know, anyway.".
>>315589302
I have a bird and he does this, it's so fucking cute
>>315591417
>dodo casually walks past
>>315591207
I was gonna reply to him with that, but you beat me to it.
I still miss the over the top animated reenactments.
>>315590995
Nigga you dumb?
>>315591473
Funny frat prank: Convince your bro to stick his dick in it.
This thing. Maybe in bloodborne or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcj0Srt8i6k
>>315590332
why is it that animals get scared shitless of cats but not a pack of wolves?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>315591582
It's for practical reasons Anon, it needs them to eat jellyfish
>>315591063
that Fritz?
>>315591536
convincing every female he pimps to fight and hunt together for him and also let him fuck them. Hes pretty strong on his own too.
>>315589341
Goblin shark
>>315591207
Who're you kidding? I used to watch that whenever I got the chance.
>>315591707
how are you supposed to stop a moose ?
that nigga is running legolas style atop 2 meters of snow
>>315591417
>Seal sensually nuzzling the penguin
No, stop it, boner!
>>315590313
>>315591582
What if it's very soft and only helps in swallowing
Would make a good fuck toy
>>315588958
Hedgehogs are the best. I had one and it was a great pet.
>>315590884
I JUST WANTED SOME FISH TREATS
IT'S NOT LIKE I EVEN LIKE YOUR BOAT ANYWAY, B-BAKA
>>315591016
>Still not clear on how something like this can really exist
God exists and he hates us
>>315590752
Is that a snake?
>>315591362
what did that penguin steal? also lol@the sneaky glances
>>315589816
shit nigga, that was my third RTS i ever played, loved making some dank whale/lobster hybrids. sperm whale beam spam with the lobsters melee was crazy
>>315591207
Remember when Animal Planet was focused on animals and didn't try to include human lifestyle in every show?
>>315591614
>>315591493
>>315591393
>>315591276
Oh my bad.
I saw some leash thing, I thought they were like sled dogs
Just wondering, but do animals even grieve at all for any of their lost kin? I binged on watching some videos of nature and shit for whatever reason, and it always seems like mothers just freak out for a moment when they lose a child, and then go back to normal shortly afterwards. Do they instantly chalk it up as a loss and move on with life or what?
>>315590884
oh god I wonder what the people in that boat were thinking
>>315591362
What a fucking asshole!
>>315591417
>interracial
>>315591904
Last I checked, Animal Planet had a show about Demons and the redneck counterpart of Steve Irving
>>315591038
what would make a whale so mean?
inb4>shoveldog>male chicks>beastiality
literally everyone of these is spoilered you are asking for it
>>315591603
I feel like playing army of two now
>>315591441
Anybody got the version of this where after the spiders break up they're depicted blushing and saying senpai?
>>315591603
wow i can imagine the turtle saying thnx m8
>>315591958
Elephants do. If I recall correctly, they recognize the bones and such
>>315590818
thx /f/
>>315591417
>And they all just sat there, and watched.
>>315590884
>Jaws
>>315591941
what the fuck is that
>>315591941
oh god what's that oil it's leaving after bites
Bearded vultures a best.
>>315591958
I know that elephants mourn, but I am not sure about other animals.
>>315591958
pachyderms (elephants) establish graveyards, known to grieve for their dead and also remember who or what killed them.
if a ivory collector slaughters a pachyderm and returns to his village there have been occasions where elephants will find and destroy the village if small enough.
>>315590325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDi-dlgukA0
oh, so this is ok then?
>>315591958
Dogs don't grieve like how elephants do but they realize when someone they know who they're used to being around is going. They can tell between gone for a while and... gone...
>>315590792
i lold at this so hard
>>315591536
Well, it's a muscly cat the size of a motherfucking motorcycle.
So there's that.
>>315591958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5RiHTSXK2A
>>315591707
Jesus christ.
>>315589595
Oh fuck you, I've seen that one before.
>>315591701
Because it's a polar bear, polar bears are fucking dangerous as fuck regardless of the attacking animal it would fucking tear its anus off.
>>315590313
here's a penguin
>>315591362
the penguin's reaction at the end
>>315591707
That's pretty fucking badass.
>>315591958
most animals don't, although some will hold on to their dead kids and try for days to take care of them for days before finally letting the truth seep in.
Some penguin moms also steal others kids cause they still have their maternal instincts kicking in.
>>315592029
Animals are godless and without morality.
>>315592228
looks like those fucking things from mists of pandaria
>>315592075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQkBEnw0Ag this?
>>315592309
heres a goose
>>315591958
Believe it or not but Raven do care forbthier kin, or at least their mate parthers, they basically stay togther for the rest of their lives and if one dies, the other goes insanely depressed and usually end up dying for no eating.
>>315591207
There's a song from that show that's in CS:GO and I laugh a little every time I hear it.
Seriously though that show was great.
Water bears #1
>>315590063
D-did it survive?
>>315592228
HOW HORRIFYING
>>315592249
KILL IT! KILL IT BEFORE IT TAKES OVER YOUR BODY!
>>315589730
THE WILD BEAST OF CAERBANNOG!
>>315591653
Fuck that's probably mortifying to see at night
>>315591807
Only it's not. It's running straight the fuck through the snow like it's not even there. That's a hell of a lot scarier than if it were gliding atop the snow like a graceful little elf, but mother nature's fucking monster truck just doesn't care.
>>315591958
I know some birds do, like crows. Though they are extremely smart so they might be unique.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A-1dqsGrqY
>>315592129
>oil
That's blood man
>>315592067
>implying neo-v even knows about those or even lack enough morality to have some of those
>>315591958
havent you had a dog? They can be sad
>>315591807
You don't stop a moose
It stops you
>>315592445
Soulless eyes
>>315592634
nah
its just the excretions from the bug
its not strong enough to break skin
>>315592590
>>315592557
That's why they evolved skinny ass legs. Less resistance.
>>315592626
>cottontail terrier
>>315592634
it doesn't look anything like blood
any type of lamprey works
>>315591289
Some species can live upwards of 20 years.
>>315592709
I swear water fowl are objectively evil along with cassowaries
>>315592740
>war war never changes
>>315592735
Grasshoppers secrete the same stuff. It smells/tastes foul, so whatever predator is eating them will stop.
>>315592590
why the fuck do sheep just endlessly grow wool to that degree?
>>315592634
No its not, that's just secretions from its mouth, its panicking so its biting his hand a bunch, but its not breaking skin.
>>315591958
Not sure if tigers mourn their kin, but they do take revenge. Read a story once about a tigress mother that got her kill stolen by a crocodile. She then hunted the crocodile and killed it. Didn't eat it, just killed it.
Don't fuck with mothers.
>>315592841
Cause they're fucking retards
>>315592709
soulless spawn of satan
>>315592634
>hand not flinching
>color darker than blood
>more brown than red
Yeah honestly, first time I saw that I thought otherwise too.
>>315592228
>NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NO-
>wait a minute
>NOPE NOPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoZiZE2Zcng
>>315588454
Only if your games protagonist is a spider.
Those spiders have heads like that specifically to keep their spider prey away from their body, because they don't have immunity to their venom.
absolutely useless for other prey items.
>>315591958
Bee's do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M
>>315592841
Result of selective breeding perhaps?
>>315592820
I wonder what they think of humans. We have these rumors and tall tales of hyper intelligent aliens visiting from the sky. For them, it's a frequent occurrence.
>>315591484
>Awww, well that's kinda...what the FUCK?
>>315592820
They also have about zero long term memory. They're good at solving puzzles because they have to constantly resolve them.
>>315592824
real talk: swans are assholes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf7ojHDQpgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaJa6pVOr5I
>>315592841
Bred to grow wool that long
>>315592841
because they were bred that way, most farm animals would die without human care, like tiny dog breeds besides the chihuahua.
>>315592735
You're telling me a tiny ant can penetrate human skin but those fucking jaws can't?
>>315592236
Probably. Fish are kinda stupid. Their whole existence is swim, eat, mate. That's about all that's going on up there.
If anything, it's just thinking "I should be moving. I'm not moving. I should be moving", not in a panic mind you, just a loop of it's fishy logic.
If I recall, mammals, specific marine life, and birds are the only ones that have been proven to be capable of complex emotion. Could be wrong on that though.
>>315592939;_;every tiem
>>315592309
Why mother nature? WHY?
>>315592309
you misspelled sarlacc.
>>315593037
yes
>>315592868
>your mother will never personally pursue and kill your murderer
>>315590884
J U S T
>>315592439
Yeah, I thought there was one like that for >>315591441, I guess I was just confused. Thanks anon.
>>315592841
who knows, anon
>>315592249
fuck man this shit is so scary, i remember hearing about some bug that attaches itself similarly to a caterpillar cocoon and warps it psychologically to forgo it's own development and life and protect the parasite's larvae by spazzing out violently.
>>315593059
RULES
Question /v/, do Pandas deserve to die?
>>315592957
definitely. non-domesticated sheep shed in spring.
>>315592562
Oh I watched the full video, I guess there's no proof after all. Still, I like to think they do or at least understand death relatively well.
>>315591016
>Average looking /v/ poster
>>315593142
>e-celebs
back to reddit fucko
>>315592626
>barrel rolling intensifies
>>315593219
>Waste so much energy literally doing nothing that they literally can't eat fast enough
Yes.
>>315588454
Except bigger
>>315593162
thats fucking gangster
>>315591887
Penguin stole a rock from another penguin's rock nest because they were too lazy to go and scour for their own rocks.
>>315593264
Fucking christ that thing creeps me out.
>>315592986
>babe do something
No you dumb whore it's nature. And if she cares so much she should've done something
>>315593287
look at those faggoty hikers
god I must look so dumb to cool ass eagles and shit
>>315591435
>put parrot in cage
>put blanket over cage
have you never had a bird?
>>315591653
w2c?
>>315592309
Fuck's sake nature, is this shit really necessary?
>>315593037
Ants have literal super strength and sharp jaws.
>>315593452
>>315593219
yes
>>315593264
WHAT THE FUCK DESU
>>315592072
>>315592092
>>315591603
The first turtle knocked him over in the first place. He wasn't helping him up, he was just hitting him some more being aggressive.
>>315589075
I feel so comfy now.
>>315593046
Probably. Humans are kinda stupid. Their whole existence is work, eat, mate. That's about all that's going on up there.
If anything, it's just thinking "I should be moving. I'm not moving. I should be moving", not in a panic mind you, just a loop of it's human logic.
You made me depress myself ya fuccboi
>>315589816
MY NIGGA
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>>315593379
What bug?
>>315591958
elephants
>tfw they won't be around in 50 years because some fuckers in China seriously believe that they need the ivory to cure diseases
I fucking hate everything
>>315591958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntIBAzO3xV8
>>315593401
Check out Japanese Bug Fights sometime, thank me later
>>315589302
Add shockways
Now you have perfect souls boss
>>315593287
>you will never fly like an eagle
>>315592939
fucking hornets man, bees are based af
>>315593264
>those eyes
Looks like it'd be the main antagonist in A Bugs Life or Antz.
>>315593162
OOOOOOOOOHH, finishes it with a suplex!!!
>>315591707
Canadafag here.
Dont mess with moose. Seriously.
Just dont do it.
>>315592986
I hate Geese.
Yet after this, I think I hate swans more
>>315592939
>>315591958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ1eAM8CChc
Motherfucking bro's Bee asre
>>315593548
Dragonfly nymph
>>315590675
ayy lmao
>>315593659DESIGNATED
>>315590452
That's only with limbs.
>>315590313
those aren't teeth you fucking redneck idiots, they're to keep the fish from swimming out their mouths because they swallow shit whole
>>315593287
So, this is what being an American looks like.
>>315593585
I fucking hate pandas
>>315593264
that grasshopper has a bill
>>315592249
Fucking nematodes man.
>>315593287
>you will never feel what freedom: the bird feels like
why live
>>315592939
Hornets are like the dolphins of insects.
>>315593142
God bless red pandas.
No seriously look at these fucking things. they needs all the help they can get
>>315591958
I think only Elephants and Ravens do
>>315591707
Feels like I'm watching a cartoon.
>>315593037
Ant jaws can't penetrate skin. Their stinger can though because that's literally one of the only 2 things it is designed to do.
>>315593691
Remember that one time those teen girls tortured a endangered tortoise by throwing it around and lighting it on fire?
>>315593264
>>315593691
I know I shouldn't laugh, but Jesus Christ.
>>315593505
Just like Army of Two. Perfect.
>>315592309
>C'thun
>>315593391
oh my god i mean im a cynical bastard but this is too much.
>>315593659
>all the sandniggers just watching it and following it
>>315590156
Is The Thing real or something? What the fuck?
>>315593825
I don't understand
I don't understand
ia judt umberdsatn
>>315593843Red pandas are literally anime characters
>>315593825
>>315588454
>>315593825
>this is what it feels like to chew 5 gum
>>315589539LIFT ME TO THE SKYS SO I MAY JOIN MY BRETHREN
>>315591594
yeah was it really a dodo?
what is that thing you know about dodos?
>>315593825
>>315591594
>dodo
those doesn't even exist anymore. I think it's just a mutant seagull
>>315592124
Giant tree weta I think
One more reason not to visit NZ
>>315593769
>So this is the power of freedom.. Not bad
>>315590156
new dark souls boss
>>315593993
What the hell is that?
>>315592986
I heard stories about how geese will swarm the fuck out of shit that goes near their young, even if not related. Where was the rest of them?
>>315592228
I did one of my first ever school reports on these things
>>315594096
Hint: It don't want none unless you got buns, hun
>>315590394
these are actually confirmed for fallout 4 by one of the people streaming the press versions.
>>315594129
The gosling was dead Anon.
They gave up because the Swan won
>>315593825
This is the first thing out of all my years on 4chan to make me say oh my god out loud
>>315593993
is that a snake bruh
>>315594141
Beetles don't fuck around
>>315593825
>>315589730That rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide!
>>315593219
Yes, they're an evolutionary dead end.
>>315594091
>that ass though
Fun fact: Bread is actually bad for birds and ducks. They cant digest it.
>>315593563:_;
>>315593825
Time to end it all
NSFW!!
>>315593825Someone out there is being turned on by thisThis is a fetish
>>315594251
litterally meme birds.
>>315594141
DAT NIGGA JUS CHOOD DAT THING IN HALF?
>>315594091
Jesus it looks so uncomfortable. Like it's in pain trying to just do whatever it's doing, but it's stupid little fly brain doesnt know to sHOLY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE HELL?
>>315593825
Do I even want to know?
>>315593825
>>315594141
>Jojolion
>>315594198
revenge anon
no greater goose
no just cause
>>315593993
>>315593825
no no no no no NO NO
>>315594249
>the dolphin doesnt finish the flip
kek
>>315591417
Is it even being penetrated? Looks like dry humping.
>>315594287
doubt it
>>315591653
>Xanthous King Jeremiah cosplays as Chewbacca
>>315593825
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>315591958
Only we humans as a species so far have proven capable to have existential thoughts and actions. Whales and Elephants and some apes are so far the only other creatures to exhibit similar behaviors, but at the same time their brains are not developed enough to really process and display the kind of emotion it may be feeling. this is all theoretical so far though as scientists are still trying to make sense of how other intelligent animals brains work. shit aint easy.
>>315593162
>beetle tendency
>>315594287
Most owls seem so collective and calm.
They also seem so aesthetically pleasing.
>>315593287
That's fucking awesome!
>>315594367
You're a meme species anon
>>315594317
Give it points for determination, though.
>>315592783
I hated dissecting those in undergrad
So slippery
>>315593659
I'm always on the lookout for the most sobering webm of the night, I think I've already found one for today, didn't expect it to be on /v/ though.
>>315594141
>spasms in the abdomen
Unsettling as fuck
>>315593834
wasps and hornets are GOAT though
they don't pretend with any of that pussy shit like getting tattooed above white girls' asses. murder is what they do and they do it well.
>>315594096
a harmless anaconda digesting its prey.
>>315594317
never heard of a snake playing dead, or what the fuck is it doing?
>>315594369ayyy
>>315593960
I was honestly expecting him to unzip his pants and have a dog bone flop out. I'm very disappointed.
>>315593825
How do you even get that out.
>>315594367
What? You don't like memes?
>>315594454
Doubt what? Its true.
>>315589539
It's coming right for us!
>>315593825
>>315594536
You haven't? They play dead all the time.
>>315591231
Took me a second to realize that the stuffed animal has a hole cut through its face and there's a dog sticking his nose through it.
>>315593162
>>315593401
>>315593662
https://youtu.be/75mXDMOwcBY?t=1m46s
>tfw Darwin beetles participate in a tournament gauntlet of wrestling matches for a chance to mate with a female at the top of a tree.
>>315594536
It is trying to play dead a few of them do that.
>>315591904
Fuck that "surprisingly human" bullshit.
That is literally every other channel.
You had one job, Animal Planet. One job!
>>315594141
Can't beat that beetle's Japanese Tamashii.
>>315592824
>>315594458
>Fuck yeah look how fucking majestic i am
>I am the god of this snowy wonderland.
>Like a warrior of old claiming his doma- Ow
>Shit, did anyone see that?
>>315592709
I seen reptiles with much warmer eyes.
>>315593825
anyone have that blog post about getting into earthworm urethra vore?
>>315592067
Did someone sayShoveldog?
>>315594287
>Step 2: Draw the rest of the fucking owl
>>315590769
>slav shit
>>315593825
Why?
>>315593538
But you're the one presenting a messed up argument.
Humans are very smart as far as animals go, and their brains in specific allow for a lot of shit that other animals can't have.
For example, you being depressed right now. A fish can't be depressed, it doesn't even know what happiness is to start with. As far as I recall, the same goes for most reptiles and amphibians. The point is that they don't experience complex emotions like we do and just react to stimuli via their instinctual concepts.
Monkeys, pets, birds, dolphins, and many other animals still have that capacity for complex emotions, but certain ones just don't have it in their brains.
>>315591417
>BLACKED
>>315594626
BASED
>>315594626
honestly bravest man ive ever seen
fuck those things
>>315593825
Been awhile since I saw something like this outside of /b/
>>315593825
>>315594023
>>315594040
obviously not actually a dodo. Cmon, give anon some more credit. Just as funny that a 3rd species shows up
>>315594626
i dont get why people just dont do this when there being attacked by a fucking duck or whatever
>>315594483
>shit aint easy.
>live and work with chimps for most of your life
>walk away telling everyone else to stay the fuck away from those assholes
Animals are lucky many of us aren't willing to wipe more of them out
>>315593825
>>315589816
I need to reinstall it and find the free DLC given out which allowed you to use insects.
Sperm Whale + Elephant = Ultimate Tank.
Giraffe + Hawk = Ultimate Scout
I can't remember the best range unit, but Porcupines were fun on Cheetahs as you could get them into battle quickly and pullback if stuff could overwhelm them.
Nor can I remember the best melee/assault unit. I think it was Tiger + Rhino or something like that. Either Tiger head + Rhino Body or Rhino Head + Tiger Body.
FUCK WHY ISN'T THERE ANY RTS LIKE THIS ANY MORE?
I even spent £15 on Paraworld 2nd hand just to say I have the disc. I don't think it works on Win7, but I'll give it an install one day.
>>315594626
i've been told this is actually the way to deal with aggressive swans
>>315594626
This reminds me of a time when I went to a school field trip to a lake and a classmate picked up a egg and threw it into the lake
>>315594378
how the fuck do they get 2 finches to sit like that
>>315594641
Nothing's funnier than animals fucking up
>>315593219
>>315593350
>>315593496
>>315593585
>>315594273
>>315593784
>>315594626
rekt
>>315594649
Legitimately curious, is that supposed to be a constrictor egg or something?
>>315593538
These things are measurable you know. Emotions take complex chemical interaction, something fish brains don't have.
>>315594556
Why would you want to do that?
>>315593287
>lvl60 mount.jpg
>>315590049
>the most dangerous thread
Get back to /sp/ with your epic "the most dangerous lead" meme. And "le superb owl bears lel" or "le slip xD" or ">Mouyes" or >"moyes" and >MESSI MESSI MESSI and >TORRES TOREES
>>315594458
>>315594141
not a fair fight considering the low height preventing the wasp from fighting how it normally would
>>315594496
I came upon one being fucked with by a pair of crows once and it was making the most pathetic, endearing cries
After the crows fucked off it just stared at me until I left. Birds are weird
>>315594249
rekt
>>315594948
>>315593825
jesus fucking christ I think I just pooped a little
>>315594671
MODS MODS MODS
>>315593825
TOO MUCH. TOO MUCH.
>>315594917
It's a human teratoma.
>>315594952
Is that real
>>315594901
Give me a reason why they should live.
Like, a practical reason not "because they are cute"
>>315594885
Agreed
>>315594952
Didn't mean 2 quote
>>315594921
I wouldn't. I want to know how the hell you would get that out without surgery.
>>315593825
HOW DO YOU GET IT OUT
>>315590156
This Pepe seems to be pretty rare.
>>315592228
#151
So rare that it is still said to be a mirage by many experts. Only a few people have seen it worldwide.
>>315591958
This just hit me as being more ominous with all the elephant discussion
>>315593825
>>315595019
>>315595095
Fuck that that thing's a demon. Burn the fucking ocean.
>>315592124
A Weta, a New Zealand cousin of the grasshopper
>>315595050
That makes more sense. Thanks.
>>315595110
Unless it decides to leave, you don't barring a trip to the hospital.
>>315594671
They sure did
>>315590189
>>315590346
>>315590517
>>315594793
Well considering it's always moving and it's a living thing not to mention that it's pissed off and can fly, I guess that could be uncomfortable
>>315594861
all the stupid strong melee units i made had moose heads
i remember you could make a really stupid moose+ black widow flying loner that could win the game on its own
>>315592309
>>315595095
that thing is creepier before you find out what it is.
>>315595146
>0% camo rating
>>315594768
how
>>315594513
Did you expect india not to be a shithole or something anon?
>>315593825
IVE BEEN CLUTCHING MY DICK FOR 10 MINUTES NOW SINCE WATCHING THAT
>>315595050
Makes me think of a Binding of Isaac game with a hyper realistic art style.
Would play.
>>315595074
BIG
FLUFFY
PAWS
>>315593264
That's a predatory katydid if anyone is wondering
>>315594141
>Waspinator encounters Rhinox's new altmode.
>>315590792
>>315591030
You under estimate Weasel family.
A Honey Badger has no difficulty killing lions for example.
>>315591958
One of my cats was sad as hell and just walked around the house meowing very loudly for 3 days after one of my other cats died.
Not sure if she understood what happened but I think she definitely realized he was gone and she missed him.
>>315595257
>POOPY FOR A RUPIE
>>315591417
hes just showin em the ropes.
>>315593825
light has faded from life i see only grey
>>315595143
Abu is such an asshole
>>315595308
THAT DOESN'T EVEN ATTRACT MATES
>>315595415
Wow how was I supposed to know it would close?
>>315593691
if i remember correctly they can hold their breath for a long time to the point where they can walk about the river bed to cross it
>>315594968
>>315594141
This
This shit was fucking rigged, poor nigga never had a chance
>>315595178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2lUCKoqNgg
>>315593674
>>315592939
man arn't bees endangered now? Someone stop this shit
>>315595362
>oh shit bitch what are y-
>>315594547
>>315594369
>koalas
ayy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0
>>315595415
This kills the quail
>>315595292
>>315591484
>>315592975
>>315593037
Those are griping mandibles, not slicing mandibles.
Mandibles that slice are never fuck huge.
>>315594671
I wanna play a fighting game now with a dog that uses a shovel like a bo staff as a playable character
>>315595415
it look like the crock keks a little after closing his mouth.
>>315593659
what the fuck man
>>315593825
>>315592783
I hear those things are tasty as fuck.
>>315595464
ビデオゲーム機器であります
>>315595509
Those cats are just like what the fuck.
>>315593659
That was a human baby wasn't it?
>>315594952
I'll die if I touch that.
I know it.
>>315595509
>Raccoon operating during the day
Thing's fucking rabid and he let it near his cats.
I'm angry.
>>315594671
>>315595198
>>315592067
>>315595645
It's not as bad without the sound, but this makes me sad. Should have just shot the dog instead.
>>315593287
Is that eagle not taking the ring to Mordor?
>>315595415
>>315595536
Didn't that dumb fuck jump in there?
>>315593825
I just wanna know why
>>315593825
>>315595415
WHAT
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW NOT TO PUT MY HEAD IN THERE
UNBELIEVABLE
WOOOOOOOOOOOW
BUGGED CONTROLS
FUCKING KOJIMA
>>315595721
not necessarily
>>315593162
Damn, even a beetle can do a perfect bridge off a suplex. Humans don't stand a fucking chance against bugs.
>>315595415
WOW! bugged mechanics
>>315595415
>>315595723
I actually heard it's really painless.
It's either this or cockfights
>>315595536
>>315595146
>last alive on your team
>>315595252
open window im guessing
>>315593264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzfCAwnoS30
Similar species fucking a mantis
>>315595742
>>315593825
Jesus fucking Christ
Killer whales a best
>>315595521
>Those fucking demon growls from 0:50 onwards
>>315595509
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!
Theivius Racconus Makes Another Daring Escape!
>>315591707
well, there goes my moose phobia
im triggered now, anon
>>315593264
Jesus, if you look at the bill it has a smile...
>>315592129
its like the brown goo grass hoppers spit up when you catch em.
>>315595742
>the fuck dude
>Posting animal gore
Whoa. I'm all kinds of shocked right now.
>>315595645
Why'd you have to go and post that
>>315595415
I guess that's just darwin at work
>>315595095
This kills the Steve Irwin.
>>315595742
>"Oh shit dude, food!"
>"FOOD?"
>twists his arm off
>"Huh... well, it's food"
>that pause
>the other one just turns with a "Are you fucking serious" look
>Doesn't even give a fuck about the arm.
>>315593825
>>315589816
Chameleon head with any cheap bird.
2 minutes in raid every thing I can and run away over a cliff.
>>315595721
The way the cats barely give a fuck at all makes me feel like they've seen him before, bruh.
>>315595509
You can pretty much hear it giggling to itself
>>315590875
They were in Far Cry 2.
>>315595742
That look at the end kills me
>"..."
>"... Are you fucking retarded?"
>>315595532
There is a lizard in this picture that many people miss. I point this out every time I see it.
>>315593825
My night is ruined.
>>315593825
I'm too scared to click it
Is it some guy shoving a worm up his dick?
>>315595668
>subtle request for a /pol/ joke
>>315595750
Yes.
>>315596094
A worm going into his urethra
>>315592939
Holy shit, these bees fucking rekt this hornet though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6m40W1s0Wc
>>315595095
Fuck those things they killed Steve Irwin
>Gorillabro comes to comfort a kid who fell into the pit and protect him from other gorillas until people can get there to get him out
>>315596045
lold out loud
>>315593287
>>315595873
Balls of fucking steel
>>315593825
You need Jesus, pal.
>>315596151
Reminder that Irwin wasn't mad even as he lay dying and you shouldn't be eitherAlso reminder that many rays are stingless
>>315596079
did that fucker know how to do a sleeper hold?
>>315596079
Fucking brutal
Never lived in Australia til you've been alone at night in the bush hearing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jMDYjB4ke0
also just cause I found this funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6hLIP06I_8
>>315593162
bah gawd, he gives him the beetle fliparoo. its over, the match is over! but wait, what's that? oooohh bah gawd it's jim mcmahon!!!!!
>>315593825
that's my fetish
>>315593046
>Pain
>Complex emotion
What the fuck you on about? Fish (supposedly) don't feel pain because they have no nociceptors, "brain power" has nothing to do with it
>>315596079
>And thus the kangaroo strangles it's opponent to death with it's tiny hands
>Truly, natures greatest predator
>>315595557
How about Amaterasu in MvC?
>>315595113
bob ross ;_;
>>315593825
INSANE
>>315596018
Such a cool game it was. Gonna have to reinstall it some time and hope the DLC is still around.
Why can't a company use the same idea and make something similar?
>>315591207
The green animations made it neat
Plus the big titties on the human woman model were hot for 13 year old me
>>315596234
Choking is probably an instinctual thing, like how animals know to attack the jugular and shit
>>315594608
>Throws the girl off the tree once he's done with her.
This cannot be real. It is too good
>>315596079
RULES OF NATURE
>>315595486
This, terrapins have an odd history of back and forth evolution, I think scientists say they've evolved to be aquatic, then terrestrial, then aquatic like twice now.
>>315595668
welcome to india
>>315595645
>>315594794
>Carrier has arrived
>>315596320
Oh yeah, fuck, well she still doesnt use a shovel, and the style is far from staff/spear fighting
>>315593825
I saw the replies. I knew I didn't want to open it.
Why did I open it.
>>315596148
yeah but those are jap bees, euro ones dont stand a chance; fucking introduced hornet species
>>315595292
cold-blooded.
>>315596079
Fucking roos man
>>315595645
>>315593825
>>315590332
You dont fuck with polar bears.
>>315595095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HWNPXiWEh8
>>315596307
>tiny hands
Tiny hands used by a swole as fuck body
>>315596159
TWO WORLDS
ONE FAAAAAMILYYYYYY
>>315593874
No. I don't really want to know either.
>>315596159
Gorillas are amazing creatures.
http://www.theonion.com/video/scientists-successfully-teach-gorilla-it-will-die--17165
>>315596408
>>315596268
basket stars look cool in the water
>>315596268
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
>>315596079
metal as fuck
>>315594141
FATALITY!
>>315594091
What in the absolute fuck is going on in this.
Does it have a parasite inside trying to escape? Is it being trapped by whatever the fuck shows up at the end? Or is it just bending space
>>315593825
>He has a whole BOX of worms
>>315593825
I fucking clenched onto my dick that hurt to watch.
>>315596079
Not gonna lie, that's kinda badass
>>315596504
>theonion
>>315596268
I thought this was some mutated octopus at first. Is it a plant or something?
>>315593825
>>315596450
Heard you were talking shit
>>315596586
It's injecting eggs into the plant it's on.
>>315596586
It's boring into the fruit to absorb nutrients mang, it's how they eat
>>315596504
>the onion
>>315596268
>The Witch of Izalith attempted to duplicate the First Flame from a soul, but instead created a distorted being of chaos and fire. Its power formed a bed of life which would become the source of all demons
>>315594372
It's trying to lay eggs
>>315594287
>Implying owls are birds
>>315596079
>"Remember the basics of CQC".webm
>>315593825
Living the dream anon, making your dreams come true.
>>315595032
>mfw I have to point out whenever anyone uses my oc
It's better than (You)'s.
>>315596616
as this anon >>315596534 said, its a type of starfish
>>315596630
i feel like drinking beer with this guy
>>315596674
REKT
>>315595013
Resident Evil boss
>>315596450
>>315596630
Simmer down, you two.
>>315596616
It's related to starfish
>>315596630
>>315596450
maybe /r9k/'s hatred of "chads" and "tyrones" is just australians projecting their inadequacy compared to their kangaroo neighbours
>>315596719
It's like watching your child grow up in front of your very eyes
>>315596159
>doesn't mention that the gorilla fucks off once the little shit flips out.
>>315596630
Why don't we have more Kangaroo games?
>>315594141
Beetles are the kings of the insect world
>>315594679
Wasn't that prank from England or somewhere?
>>315592868
crows hold grudges
ive heard if you harass one of them, it will tell its flock what you look like and theyll swarm your face any time they see you from then on, theyll even recognize you if you wear a hat or different clothes
piss them off enough, and one spring you might even have that one crow's great grandkids, who have never seen you before, recognize their grandpa's nemesis just from the stories he's told them of you
>>315595493
>poor nigga
FUCK THAT HUGE WASP DUDE.
fucking wasp sympathizer get the fuck out
>>315595742
Oh my god, i can't breathe
>>315595536
>oh shit how did that dumb fuck get down there
>ok maybe the cat's just being playful
>yeah look at that big ol' hug
>wait
>where are you going
>>315596648
no, it's how they lay eggs. That's an ovipositor.
>>315591707
THE MOOSE HAS INFILTRATED OUTPOST
>>315595742
>Online Latency
>>315596784
>>315596450
>>315596630
Does anyone have first discovery notes or legends about Kangaroos?
Imagine being an explorer and coming across one of these things for the first time?
>the native population possesses powerful bodies
>a war with them would be costly
>>315595873
If that thing wanted him dead, he would have been.
>>315595873
This guy seriously should be dead.
Holy shit what a moron, at what point does it stop being brave and it's just kinda fucking dumb ?...
>>315597006
Don't fucking lie to me
>>315594592
nice filename dad
>>315593993
is that a fucking snake? I thought it was a manatee at first?
>>315596784
>>315596791
This Kangaroo can crush metal buckets can you?
>>315597029
>heard you talking shit like i wouldnt hear
>>315593142
how has china not just completely taken over the pet market with those things yet???
>>315596892
pic related
>>315596159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvWjBlzArII
>>315597072
I'm not, google it, it's called a fig wasp. They put their eggs in figs.
>>315597048
I would think it's when you're buried up to your hips in sand with an crocodile bearing down on you.
>>315590884
>no one pats his snout like he clearly wants
jesus christ no wonder he's eating your shitty boat baka
>>315597029
>you will never be black
>you will never have that much fun
>>315593825
>not even slightly phased>kind of curious how wormdick feels
I need to reconsider how much time I spend here
>>315596903
Fuck off, if you're gonna make them fight then they should be on equal terms. Its a fucking fight not an execution.
>>315589816
Thanks, senpai. My father got this when it came out, completely forgot about it until now.
>>315597029
god that fucking monkey was actually trying to kill him.
>>315597106
why do Roos need such swole arms? arent they vegetarians?
>>315597106
No wonder aboriginals didn't advance beyond oboes, forest fires, and boomerangs. They had to face these without rifles.
>>315597253
>insects that give nothing back to nature
>deserving to live
>>315597280
They fight other roos like in that webm
also IIRC it's only the larger red roos that get really big
>>315595742
What a bunch of fat lazy pieces of shit
THey cant even get up the energy to walk to their food
>>315594951
Are you having a seizure, or a breakdown?
>>315597195
Every summer I see wasps like this that bore into trees in the same area. They're like six inches long with the ovipositor and I was startled as fuck the first time I saw one.
>>315597223
I wish I could post the dick with cumfarts story for you. on other computer.
>>315597106
is there a reason why this roo looks like he just got out of club fed for manslaughter?
why does he need to be so fucking swole
>>315597280
Leafy greens have a high amount of iron and protein.
>>315593379
>its lower jaw is actually an arm
what the fuck nature
>>315596408
fuckin' beautiful. You have anymore?
>>315595143
>BRs on US server
>>315595536
>You my bitch from now on
>come on lemme show my nest
>>315597367
>sun-bathing in what looks to be barely mid-day
>expecting crocs, especially domesticated ones, to show any semblance of energy
>>315595521
Some of the dumbest mammals alive.
>>315597401
>replaying a qte for the third time
>>315597437
Fighting other roos that are just as jacked as he is.
>>315595672
Can someone give me some context on this?
Do a bunch of guys somewhere actually have a pet Tiger that they keep in their house or is there a sensible explanation behind it?
>>315597401
something about bunnies is just really comfy.
>>315597358
At least one of them is going to bite the dust at the end, I'm saying that the fight could've been a lot more exciting than that
>>315591473
holy FUG
>>315595742
>.....Fucking really? Baka desu senpai
>>315597437
Cause he wants the females and has to fight all the swole cunts to get them
>>315595536
What happened after he got dragged off.Did it end like a hentai
>>315597459
>eh why dont ya come over 'ere so I can bounce those bones of yours sheila
>>315597528
Thats just a normal cat silly.
>>315597459
>Kangaroos primarily eat grass and other vegetation, feeding in the early morning and late afternoon/evening towards sunset. Besides grass, they eat young shoots and tender leaves. They enjoy grains as well, but being herbivorous, they do not eat any other animals. kangaroos are grazing animals, and they will regurgitate their food to chew like cattle chew their cud.
>If living in captivity, kangaroos have access to a greater variety of vegetation.
>Whilst kangaroos do drink water, they can go a long period of time without water (up to four months) as long as they have access to green plants, from which they obtain most of their moisture needs.
I'm going on this diet. Fuck meat.
>>315595509
>Tom Nook collects his rent.webm
>>315597538
>>315595123
underrated
>>315597590
In hentai terms? Guro then vore. It's a fucking tiger, what the fuck do you think a tiger is going to do when a convenient snack-sized meat bag that doesn't run away from you is dropped into your enclosure
>>315597639
jesus christ i had no idea it would be a hippo
i was thinking bull shark or something
>>315597549
Wasps dont know shit about guerilla tactics once the get close they stay close, whether enclosed or not the retard wasp would end up getting chopped anyway.
>>315597639
FUCK RUN RUN. Hippos are fucking psychopaths.
>>315595143
>black male provoking an officer while hes doing his job
I want a pet panda. We'd chill out and cuddle all the time.
>>315597358
well they do serve as food for high creatures in the food chain and help plants thrive.
>>315597746
One of these things is more terrifying than the other
>>315595645
>smoke coming out of his ears like a god damn cartoon character
I love dogs but man I chuckled.
>>315597639
>hippos are a primary concern in particular portions of Africa
>>315595327
Yeah, but Big Al says dogs can’t look up
>>315597814
That's fucking metal.
I kind of want another animal thread
>>315597746
Sharks just bump into boats on accident and the bite is a reflex
That Hippo is well aware of what it's doing and is trying to sink the boat
They are known for flipping canoes and stomping people at the riverbed
>>315597827
>implying there arent numerous other common insects to feed on other than the occasional wasp
>>315597367
They're not lazy per se, they're ambush predators. I would imagine being fed is something they are used to.
>>315595723
Chicken nuggets are ready!
>>315596159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPPq7o7TzIs
Fuck keeping animals captive unless they need it
>>315597959
>metal
such a child
>thread that started off animals should be in vidya thread and questionable webms
>mostly ends as a /animals/ thread
im ok with this.
>>315595327
Goddamn, my cat does that and it's the weirdest thing
>>315597538
I get bunnies in my backyard. They don't trust me yet.
>>315597310
Fucking love the mirror test. Another one of those things that just shows how truly different animal minds are to our own when they can't figure that shit out for a long time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHN7vJW8t5o
>>315593874
I remember
>>315597678
Show us your gains in the future.
>>315597827
Youre thinking of Bees m8. Wasps dont do jack shit for nobody besides being dicks.
What are some good nature documentaries to watch /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAreqbAOu5k
>>315598081
I'll be outside grazing. See you on /fit/