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ITT:animals that would make good vidya monsters
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goddamnit spoiler that shit
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>>315588708
Jesus man. Are you nuts?
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I'm monitoring, but don't want to click on anything
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>>315588454
looks like acklay
PROVOKE OR DON'T PROVOKE?
Y/N?
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>>315588825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNn87TLUyOo
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Beetles with chemical weapons
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>>315588802
literally kecha wacha
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>>315588454
Ogre-faced spider
I'm actually gonna add these to my "game"
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>>315588908
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Dont click this one
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>>315589008
Spiders are cool
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>>315589086
Can you imagine how much that poor motherfuckers teeth hurt after trying to bite the metal capsule?
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>>315589086
OOOHHH GOOOOOD
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>>315589302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE8PTMSFMUg
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hermit crab mimics
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>>315589269
i thought that was some guy's arm
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>>315589382
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Sup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go_LIz7kTok
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>>315589212
>>315589075
>>315588958
>>315588802
>>315588708
I need several beers now. Thanks alot you sick fucks! Can't you dump your gore on /b/ or something?
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>>315589269
>>315589439
It's some guys arm wearing steel mesh, standard shark-resistant diving gear.
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>>315589618
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>>315588961
>tfw i'm one of like 5 people who remembers impossible creatures
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>>315589816
my negro
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>>315589539
nawww
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>random cute animals and horrifying creatures

the most dangerous thread
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>>315590049
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>>315589816
My first RTS

Loved that shit, just swarmed with elephant eels.
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>>315590063
>Intelligent Swarm: Puppies
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What a shitty thread
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Leatherback Seat Turtle
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>>315589269
Probably not much. Not certain if Sharks are included, but I believe fish are supposed to not have the brainpower for pain.
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>>315590189
Haha, that's a funny shop

Oh god tell me it's a shop
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>>315590259
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>>315590156
ooh ooh ooh I know what caused this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ribeiroia_ondatrae
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>>315590346
Of course it isn't
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>>315590189
Reminds me of this.

Someone was spreading it around claiming it was an unused Bloodborne enemy, though for all we know it was just some from guy's Deviant Art.
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>>315590189
No, this cannot be real...
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>>315590198
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>>315590156
Wat
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>>315590610
>>315590517
>>315590189
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>>315589302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyJ6GWWbBF8
My dog died today
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>>315590610
ffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk that
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this thread lacks guinea pigs, please post some
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>>315590332
no ;_;
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>>315590752
jar jar binks?
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>>315590861
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>>315590332
>doesn't even bite off the tail but instead rips the skin and flesh from the bone
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>>315590332
I feel bad, but at the same time if you go up against a bear and all you lose is a tail, you got pretty lucky

>Someone was flimming this and didn't stop it
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Still not clear on how something like this can really exist
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>>315590792

those are pups and they dont really know how to kill things yet.

otters vs adults dont stand a chance, esp 3.
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Your mom.
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>>315590818
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>>315590884
>pls come swim, no one wants to swim with me ;_;
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>>315590982
Straight into the slaughter, brutal gif.
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>>315590982
thank you
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>>315590346
A real spider that size would break its exoskeleton under its own weight.
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>>315590675
apparently octopuses are mega sentient, got anymore?
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Syrians
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>>315589816
>Tfw no one remembers ANIMAL PLANET THE MOST EXTREME
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>>315590346
>>315591179
It also wouldn't be able to take in enough oxygen to fuel a body of that size
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>>315590995
the fuck are they going to do against a BEAR
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>>315591194

Doesn't mean much when they live ~3 years

If we engineered their DNA to give them 40-50 years, imagine the possibilities.
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>>315591231
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>>315590982
Not pictured: The blender they're running into.
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>>315590875
"With a gun in his hands, a kid is as dangerous as any adult"

"Boss, do not hurt any child soldiers. If you do, the mission is over."
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>>315591207
Shit man I remember that
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>>315591246
>>315591179
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>>315590995
>Someone was filming this and didn't stop it

Why the fuck would you risk either getting mauled by a polar bear or pack of angry wolf-dogs?
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>>315591276
wtso
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>>315589382
>hearing the Parrot laugh like this all night long
They'll probably own it until they get as tired of it as the asshole who sold it to em
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anyone else's leg feel a little tingly?
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>>315590313
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>>315590995
Pretty hard to "stop" that. Even if he was armed there's dogs jumping all over the place.
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I'm curious how deadly would one million lions really be?
Like what is the species' greatest accomplishments
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>>315591417
>its just a penguin getting raped by a seal for 100 seconds.webm
I don't know what I expected.
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>>315591276
Take him to court, they have evidence.
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>>315590313
>it has teeth even in the throat

Was Lucifer the designer of this one or God just felt like "Ok, I don't know where should I put all of these extra teeth I made; I'm gonna hide them in this creature, nobody will ever know, anyway.".
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>>315589302
I have a bird and he does this, it's so fucking cute
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>>315591417
>dodo casually walks past
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>>315591207
I was gonna reply to him with that, but you beat me to it.
I still miss the over the top animated reenactments.
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>>315590995
Nigga you dumb?
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>>315591473
Funny frat prank: Convince your bro to stick his dick in it.
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This thing. Maybe in bloodborne or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcj0Srt8i6k
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>>315590332
why is it that animals get scared shitless of cats but not a pack of wolves?
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>315591582
It's for practical reasons Anon, it needs them to eat jellyfish
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>>315591063
that Fritz?
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>>315591536
convincing every female he pimps to fight and hunt together for him and also let him fuck them. Hes pretty strong on his own too.
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>>315589341
Goblin shark
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>>315591207
Who're you kidding? I used to watch that whenever I got the chance.
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>>315591707
how are you supposed to stop a moose ?

that nigga is running legolas style atop 2 meters of snow
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>>315591417
>Seal sensually nuzzling the penguin
No, stop it, boner!
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>>315590313
>>315591582
What if it's very soft and only helps in swallowing

Would make a good fuck toy
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>>315588958
Hedgehogs are the best. I had one and it was a great pet.
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>>315590884
I JUST WANTED SOME FISH TREATS

IT'S NOT LIKE I EVEN LIKE YOUR BOAT ANYWAY, B-BAKA
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>>315591016
>Still not clear on how something like this can really exist
God exists and he hates us
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>>315590752
Is that a snake?
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>>315591362
what did that penguin steal? also [email protected] sneaky glances
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>>315589816
shit nigga, that was my third RTS i ever played, loved making some dank whale/lobster hybrids. sperm whale beam spam with the lobsters melee was crazy
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>>315591207
Remember when Animal Planet was focused on animals and didn't try to include human lifestyle in every show?
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>>315591614
>>315591493
>>315591393
>>315591276
Oh my bad.
I saw some leash thing, I thought they were like sled dogs
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Just wondering, but do animals even grieve at all for any of their lost kin? I binged on watching some videos of nature and shit for whatever reason, and it always seems like mothers just freak out for a moment when they lose a child, and then go back to normal shortly afterwards. Do they instantly chalk it up as a loss and move on with life or what?
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>>315590884
oh god I wonder what the people in that boat were thinking
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>>315591362
What a fucking asshole!
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>>315591417
>interracial
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>>315591904
Last I checked, Animal Planet had a show about Demons and the redneck counterpart of Steve Irving
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>>315591038
what would make a whale so mean?
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inb4
>shoveldog
>male chicks
>beastiality

literally everyone of these is spoilered you are asking for it
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>>315591603
I feel like playing army of two now
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>>315591441
Anybody got the version of this where after the spiders break up they're depicted blushing and saying senpai?
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>>315591603
wow i can imagine the turtle saying thnx m8
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>>315591958
Elephants do. If I recall correctly, they recognize the bones and such
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>>315590818
thx /f/
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>>315591417
>And they all just sat there, and watched.
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>>315590884
>Jaws
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>>315591941
what the fuck is that
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>>315591941
oh god what's that oil it's leaving after bites
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Bearded vultures a best.
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>>315591958
I know that elephants mourn, but I am not sure about other animals.
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>>315591958
pachyderms (elephants) establish graveyards, known to grieve for their dead and also remember who or what killed them.

if a ivory collector slaughters a pachyderm and returns to his village there have been occasions where elephants will find and destroy the village if small enough.
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>>315590325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDi-dlgukA0

oh, so this is ok then?
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>>315591958
Dogs don't grieve like how elephants do but they realize when someone they know who they're used to being around is going. They can tell between gone for a while and... gone...
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>>315590792
i lold at this so hard
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>>315591536
Well, it's a muscly cat the size of a motherfucking motorcycle.

So there's that.
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>>315591958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5RiHTSXK2A
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>>315591707
Jesus christ.
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>>315589595
Oh fuck you, I've seen that one before.
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>>315591701
Because it's a polar bear, polar bears are fucking dangerous as fuck regardless of the attacking animal it would fucking tear its anus off.
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>>315590313
here's a penguin
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>>315591362
the penguin's reaction at the end
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>>315591707
That's pretty fucking badass.
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>>315591958
most animals don't, although some will hold on to their dead kids and try for days to take care of them for days before finally letting the truth seep in.

Some penguin moms also steal others kids cause they still have their maternal instincts kicking in.
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>>315592029
Animals are godless and without morality.
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>>315592228
looks like those fucking things from mists of pandaria
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>>315592075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQkBEnw0Ag this?
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>>315592309
heres a goose
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>>315591958
Believe it or not but Raven do care forbthier kin, or at least their mate parthers, they basically stay togther for the rest of their lives and if one dies, the other goes insanely depressed and usually end up dying for no eating.
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>>315591207
There's a song from that show that's in CS:GO and I laugh a little every time I hear it.

Seriously though that show was great.
Water bears #1
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>>315590063
D-did it survive?
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>>315592228
HOW HORRIFYING
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>>315592249
KILL IT! KILL IT BEFORE IT TAKES OVER YOUR BODY!
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>>315589730
THE WILD BEAST OF CAERBANNOG!
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>>315591653
Fuck that's probably mortifying to see at night
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>>315591807
Only it's not. It's running straight the fuck through the snow like it's not even there. That's a hell of a lot scarier than if it were gliding atop the snow like a graceful little elf, but mother nature's fucking monster truck just doesn't care.
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>>315591958
I know some birds do, like crows. Though they are extremely smart so they might be unique.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A-1dqsGrqY
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>>315592482
no
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>>315592129
>oil
That's blood man
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>>315592067
>implying neo-v even knows about those or even lack enough morality to have some of those
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>>315591958
havent you had a dog? They can be sad
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>>315591807
You don't stop a moose

It stops you
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>>315592445
Soulless eyes
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>>315592634
nah

its just the excretions from the bug

its not strong enough to break skin
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>>315592590
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>>315592557

That's why they evolved skinny ass legs. Less resistance.
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>>315592626
>cottontail terrier
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>>315592634
it doesn't look anything like blood
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any type of lamprey works
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>>315591289
Some species can live upwards of 20 years.
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>>315592709
I swear water fowl are objectively evil along with cassowaries
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>>315592740
>war war never changes
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>>315592735

Grasshoppers secrete the same stuff. It smells/tastes foul, so whatever predator is eating them will stop.
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>>315592590
why the fuck do sheep just endlessly grow wool to that degree?
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>>315592634
No its not, that's just secretions from its mouth, its panicking so its biting his hand a bunch, but its not breaking skin.
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>>315591958
Not sure if tigers mourn their kin, but they do take revenge. Read a story once about a tigress mother that got her kill stolen by a crocodile. She then hunted the crocodile and killed it. Didn't eat it, just killed it.

Don't fuck with mothers.
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>>315592841
Cause they're fucking retards
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>>315592709
soulless spawn of satan
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>>315592634
>hand not flinching
>color darker than blood
>more brown than red

Yeah honestly, first time I saw that I thought otherwise too.
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>>315592228
>NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NO-
>wait a minute
>NOPE NOPE
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>>315588454

Only if your games protagonist is a spider.

Those spiders have heads like that specifically to keep their spider prey away from their body, because they don't have immunity to their venom.

absolutely useless for other prey items.
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>>315591958
Bee's do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M
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>>315592841
Result of selective breeding perhaps?
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>>315592820

I wonder what they think of humans. We have these rumors and tall tales of hyper intelligent aliens visiting from the sky. For them, it's a frequent occurrence.
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>>315591484
>Awww, well that's kinda...what the FUCK?
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>>315592820
They also have about zero long term memory. They're good at solving puzzles because they have to constantly resolve them.
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>>315592824
real talk: swans are assholes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf7ojHDQpgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaJa6pVOr5I
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>>315592841
Bred to grow wool that long
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>>315592841
because they were bred that way, most farm animals would die without human care, like tiny dog breeds besides the chihuahua.
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>>315592735
You're telling me a tiny ant can penetrate human skin but those fucking jaws can't?
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>>315592236
Probably. Fish are kinda stupid. Their whole existence is swim, eat, mate. That's about all that's going on up there.

If anything, it's just thinking "I should be moving. I'm not moving. I should be moving", not in a panic mind you, just a loop of it's fishy logic.

If I recall, mammals, specific marine life, and birds are the only ones that have been proven to be capable of complex emotion. Could be wrong on that though.
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>>315592939
;_;

every tiem
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>>315592309
Why mother nature? WHY?
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>>315592309
you misspelled sarlacc.
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>>315593037
yes
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>>315592868
>your mother will never personally pursue and kill your murderer
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>>315590884
J U S T
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>>315592439
Yeah, I thought there was one like that for >>315591441, I guess I was just confused. Thanks anon.
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>>315592841
who knows, anon
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>>315592249
fuck man this shit is so scary, i remember hearing about some bug that attaches itself similarly to a caterpillar cocoon and warps it psychologically to forgo it's own development and life and protect the parasite's larvae by spazzing out violently.
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>>315593059
RULES
>>
Question /v/, do Pandas deserve to die?
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>>315592957
definitely. non-domesticated sheep shed in spring.
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>>315592562
Oh I watched the full video, I guess there's no proof after all. Still, I like to think they do or at least understand death relatively well.
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>>315591016
>Average looking /v/ poster
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>>315593142
>e-celebs
back to reddit fucko
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>>315592626
>barrel rolling intensifies
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>>315593219
>Waste so much energy literally doing nothing that they literally can't eat fast enough

Yes.
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>>315588454
Except bigger
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>>315593162
thats fucking gangster
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>>315591887
Penguin stole a rock from another penguin's rock nest because they were too lazy to go and scour for their own rocks.
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>>315593264
Fucking christ that thing creeps me out.
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>>315592986
>babe do something

No you dumb whore it's nature. And if she cares so much she should've done something
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>>315593287
look at those faggoty hikers

god I must look so dumb to cool ass eagles and shit
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>>315591435
>put parrot in cage
>put blanket over cage
have you never had a bird?
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>>315591653
w2c?
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>>315592309
Fuck's sake nature, is this shit really necessary?
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>>315593037
Ants have literal super strength and sharp jaws.
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>>315593452
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>>315593219
yes
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>>315593264
WHAT THE FUCK DESU
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>>315592072
>>315592092
>>315591603
The first turtle knocked him over in the first place. He wasn't helping him up, he was just hitting him some more being aggressive.
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>>315589075
I feel so comfy now.
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>>315593046

Probably. Humans are kinda stupid. Their whole existence is work, eat, mate. That's about all that's going on up there.

If anything, it's just thinking "I should be moving. I'm not moving. I should be moving", not in a panic mind you, just a loop of it's human logic.

You made me depress myself ya fuccboi
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>>315589816
MY NIGGA
Y

N
I
G
G
A
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>>315593379
What bug?
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>>315591958
elephants

>tfw they won't be around in 50 years because some fuckers in China seriously believe that they need the ivory to cure diseases

I fucking hate everything
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>>315591958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntIBAzO3xV8
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>>315593219
Yes
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>>315593401
Check out Japanese Bug Fights sometime, thank me later
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>>315589302
Add shockways
Now you have perfect souls boss
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>>315593287
>you will never fly like an eagle
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>>315592939
fucking hornets man, bees are based af
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>>315593264
>those eyes
Looks like it'd be the main antagonist in A Bugs Life or Antz.
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>>315593162
OOOOOOOOOHH, finishes it with a suplex!!!
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>>315591707
Canadafag here.
Dont mess with moose. Seriously.
Just dont do it.
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>>315592986
I hate Geese.
Yet after this, I think I hate swans more
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>>315592939
>>315591958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ1eAM8CChc

Motherfucking bro's Bee asre
>>
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>>315593548
Dragonfly nymph
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>>315590675
ayy lmao
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>>315593659
DESIGNATED
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>>315590452

That's only with limbs.
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>>315590313
those aren't teeth you fucking redneck idiots, they're to keep the fish from swimming out their mouths because they swallow shit whole
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>>315593287
So, this is what being an American looks like.
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>>315593585
I fucking hate pandas
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>>315593264
that grasshopper has a bill
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>>315592249
Fucking nematodes man.
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>>315593287
>you will never feel what freedom: the bird feels like

why live
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>>315592939
Hornets are like the dolphins of insects.
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>>315593142
God bless red pandas.

No seriously look at these fucking things. they needs all the help they can get
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>>315591958
I think only Elephants and Ravens do
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>>315591707

Feels like I'm watching a cartoon.
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>>315593037
Ant jaws can't penetrate skin. Their stinger can though because that's literally one of the only 2 things it is designed to do.
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>>315593691
Remember that one time those teen girls tortured a endangered tortoise by throwing it around and lighting it on fire?
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>>315593264
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>>315593691
I know I shouldn't laugh, but Jesus Christ.
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>>315593505
Just like Army of Two. Perfect.
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>>315592309
>C'thun
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>>315593391
oh my god i mean im a cynical bastard but this is too much.
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>>315593659
>all the sandniggers just watching it and following it
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>>315590156
Is The Thing real or something? What the fuck?
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>>315593825
I don't understand
I don't understand
ia judt umberdsatn
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>>315593843
Red pandas are literally anime characters
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>>315593825
>>
>>315588454
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>>315593825
>this is what it feels like to chew 5 gum
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>>315589539
LIFT ME TO THE SKYS SO I MAY JOIN MY BRETHREN
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>>315591594
yeah was it really a dodo?
what is that thing you know about dodos?
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>>315593825
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>>315591594
>dodo
those doesn't even exist anymore. I think it's just a mutant seagull
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>>315592124
Giant tree weta I think

One more reason not to visit NZ
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>>315593769
>So this is the power of freedom.. Not bad
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>>315590156
new dark souls boss
>>
>>
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>>315593993
What the hell is that?
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>>315592986
I heard stories about how geese will swarm the fuck out of shit that goes near their young, even if not related. Where was the rest of them?
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>>315592228
I did one of my first ever school reports on these things
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>>315594096
Hint: It don't want none unless you got buns, hun
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>>315590394
these are actually confirmed for fallout 4 by one of the people streaming the press versions.
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>>315594129
The gosling was dead Anon.
They gave up because the Swan won
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>>315593825
This is the first thing out of all my years on 4chan to make me say oh my god out loud
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>>315593993
is that a snake bruh
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>>315594141
Beetles don't fuck around
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>>315593825
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>>315589730
That rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide!
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>>315593219
Yes, they're an evolutionary dead end.
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>>315594091
>that ass though
>>
Fun fact: Bread is actually bad for birds and ducks. They cant digest it.
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>>315593563
:_;
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>>315593825
Time to end it all
>>
NSFW!!
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>>315593825
Someone out there is being turned on by this

This is a fetish
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>>315594251
litterally meme birds.
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>>315594141
DAT NIGGA JUS CHOOD DAT THING IN HALF?
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>>315594091
Jesus it looks so uncomfortable. Like it's in pain trying to just do whatever it's doing, but it's stupid little fly brain doesnt know to sHOLY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE HELL?
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>>315593825
Do I even want to know?
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>>315593825
>>
>>315594141
>Jojolion
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>>315594198
revenge anon
no greater goose
no just cause
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>>315593993
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>>315593825
no no no no no NO NO
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>>315594249
>the dolphin doesnt finish the flip
kek
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>>315591417
Is it even being penetrated? Looks like dry humping.
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>>315594287
doubt it
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>>315591653
>Xanthous King Jeremiah cosplays as Chewbacca
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>>315593825
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
>>315591958
Only we humans as a species so far have proven capable to have existential thoughts and actions. Whales and Elephants and some apes are so far the only other creatures to exhibit similar behaviors, but at the same time their brains are not developed enough to really process and display the kind of emotion it may be feeling. this is all theoretical so far though as scientists are still trying to make sense of how other intelligent animals brains work. shit aint easy.
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>>315593162
>beetle tendency
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>>315594287
Most owls seem so collective and calm.

They also seem so aesthetically pleasing.
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>>315593287
That's fucking awesome!
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>>315594367
You're a meme species anon
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>>315594317
Give it points for determination, though.
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>>315592783
I hated dissecting those in undergrad
So slippery
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>>315593659
I'm always on the lookout for the most sobering webm of the night, I think I've already found one for today, didn't expect it to be on /v/ though.
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>>315594141
>spasms in the abdomen

Unsettling as fuck
>>
>>315593834

wasps and hornets are GOAT though

they don't pretend with any of that pussy shit like getting tattooed above white girls' asses. murder is what they do and they do it well.
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>>315594096
a harmless anaconda digesting its prey.
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>>315594317
never heard of a snake playing dead, or what the fuck is it doing?
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>>315594369
ayyy
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>>315593960
I was honestly expecting him to unzip his pants and have a dog bone flop out. I'm very disappointed.
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>>315593825
How do you even get that out.
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>>315594367
What? You don't like memes?
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>>315594454
Doubt what? Its true.
>>
>>315589539
It's coming right for us!
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>>315593825
>>
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>>315594536
You haven't? They play dead all the time.
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>>315591231
Took me a second to realize that the stuffed animal has a hole cut through its face and there's a dog sticking his nose through it.
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>>315593162
>>315593401
>>315593662
https://youtu.be/75mXDMOwcBY?t=1m46s

>tfw Darwin beetles participate in a tournament gauntlet of wrestling matches for a chance to mate with a female at the top of a tree.
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>>315594536
It is trying to play dead a few of them do that.
>>
>>315591904
Fuck that "surprisingly human" bullshit.
That is literally every other channel.
You had one job, Animal Planet. One job!
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>>315594141
Can't beat that beetle's Japanese Tamashii.
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>>315592824
>>
>>315594458
>Fuck yeah look how fucking majestic i am
>I am the god of this snowy wonderland.
>Like a warrior of old claiming his doma- Ow
>Shit, did anyone see that?
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>>315592709

I seen reptiles with much warmer eyes.
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>>315593825
anyone have that blog post about getting into earthworm urethra vore?
>>
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>>315592067
Did someone say Shoveldog?
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>>315594287
>Step 2: Draw the rest of the fucking owl
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>>315590769
>slav shit
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>>315593538
But you're the one presenting a messed up argument.

Humans are very smart as far as animals go, and their brains in specific allow for a lot of shit that other animals can't have.
For example, you being depressed right now. A fish can't be depressed, it doesn't even know what happiness is to start with. As far as I recall, the same goes for most reptiles and amphibians. The point is that they don't experience complex emotions like we do and just react to stimuli via their instinctual concepts.

Monkeys, pets, birds, dolphins, and many other animals still have that capacity for complex emotions, but certain ones just don't have it in their brains.
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>>315591417
>BLACKED
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>>315594626
BASED
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>>315594626
honestly bravest man ive ever seen

fuck those things
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>>315593825
Been awhile since I saw something like this outside of /b/
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>>315594040
obviously not actually a dodo. Cmon, give anon some more credit. Just as funny that a 3rd species shows up
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