Don't fuck a squid if it is also a kid
>fucking a kid squid
>fucking a kid anything
THAT'S PEDOPHILIA YOU FUCKS
Anon, Inklings are fully developed mature squids
Did you even read the lore?
squids aren't human, therefore the our rules don't apply to this situation.
I can murder a squid right now and not a single fuck would be given by my fellow human friends
Won't somebody please think of the children?
>Fucking a squid
Why would you do that?
listen bub it's in the game, I don't know what to tell you
There is literally nothing wrong with putting a cock inside a squid.
I only have this shitty picture for you
>those hips and thighs
Why would anyone want to fuck a squid when we have these sensual cephalopods?
>Anonymous claimed this post was a joke
Octolings destroy save files, so not just yet
Sorry Yasuna, according to Japan you don't exist anymore, so shoo.
we're all just skeletons with costumes on
>cute curvy monster girls in tight wet clothes
Yeah who could have seen it coming
>tfw sudden urge to impregnate a squid
What did you do to me, /v/?
>all these asses
>all these MILFS
The truth is far more unsettling.
We are all trapped inside skeletons.
One minute in the microweave is all you need.
You didn't change
It is only your dick that has awoken
Those googly eyes always make me lost it.
>Then I remember I have a pair just like those.
>living in a world where a group of squids is not called squad
jesus christ anon, are you trying to get this thread deleted?
>I want to put my woomy in that Woomy's woomy.
It's not rocket science.
Why is Marie better than Callie in literally every way?
It's true little girl. It may not have been like that by nature but in these times where there is that hysteria about the big bad childsex, worse than genocide or murder or torture, people are getting the topic shoved in their faces with how evil it is constantly which has the exact opposite effect of making somehow curious, and if now a loli came up to a guy and acting obviously horny and more adult and dirty talking and all in all showing that she clearly knows what sex is and the she wants to try it, asking if he would like to ravage her he would maybe hesitate for fear it is a trap but inside he damn well would know he would love to. And those who costantly preach how disgusting it is would be the worst ones as they have the topic constantly on their minds.
Anon, it's time to wake up.
Because Marie doesn't rape her own sister in a regular basis.
Can't we just agree they are both the best and that everyone will have a good time?
If it gets you guys to post more tongues, sure.
someone extracted the models from the game and ported it over to Gmod
Of course she won't, because she wants Marie all to herself
>Splatoon SFM died before anything good came out of it
>Boogie hasn't done anything with his Marie model
Squidmoms should be canon
>Hit max Rank on the Kelp Dome update
>Never touch Ranked again
>They introduce S Rank but I've already learned to have fun in normals
Feels content man
I missed the Pirate Ninja Splatfest aftermath. Who won? Anyone got the squid sisters results and saltiness?
Brush is a lot of fun until my finger falls off from brushing.
maybe you should do some research instead of believing everything you hear on the internet
Ninjafags were salty as fuck because they won popularity by >70%
I love it and I can't go back to shooters but it feels like I'm crippling myself doing so, and I'm just not good enough to make up the difference with raw skill.
I wish they hadn't nerfed it so hard. 20% more inking efficiency doesn't make up for gutting all the brush specials. It doesn't even address any of the brush's issues.
At least it's still fun
You could say they were
Marie likes to be dominated by Callie, the splatfest proves this
I own the game, you dip.
R8 my top 5.You DO know that all the content before the big August update was on the disc, right?
All of Marie's bitchy attitude is just an act for TV, when they get home she wants to be punished by Callie.
>There are more [Sample]s than scanned doujins
I need- I mean, WE need more shota squid
IS THIS THE OFFICIAL SQUID THREAD
RATE MY SQUID
Squid MILFs are too busy molesting squid lolis
>implying you don't want Marie to Killer Whale right in your face after fish taco Friday
I want new hair styles more than octoling flith
>mfw I have a
Squids only turn into kids at, what, 14? That's hebephilia.
Callie and Marie are very clearly at least a year or two older than other squid kids, so that's ephebophilia.
Also it is my understanding that, here in Canada, it was only recently (2008) that the age of consent was raised from 14 to 16.
how would nintendo fit spla2n on a phone?
>They're a bit older now
>pants and shorts
>facial decorations and hats are separate things (masks, temporary tattoos, war markings, contacts, glasses...)
>arm equipment consists of gloves, bracelets, bangles, watches, vambraces, bracers...
So how are squids born? They go from the womb to uterus to vagina as always? Then they float around as a squid for 14 years before taking a human form and becoming sexually mature?
What is the legal age of consent for these 1000 year old squid monsters?
They're keeping it from the first game on purpose and honestly I'm for it. Make the default look the iconic look and then go crazy in the sequel.
They also need to quadruple the initial number of gear in the sequel. It's too easy to see all the gear in the game cycled through, and now the updates are constantly playing catch up.
Clearly when they can hold a humanoid form, since Callie, Marie and Cuttlefish are around the same size as a regular Inkling
>tfw fapping to kissing pics
dont know what ya missing man
Maybe its not the kissing that turns you on, but the feeling of a slimy, foreign muscle of another being invading your mouth and swirling around, violating you.
>mfw I remember getting turned on by the tentacle scenes in MGQ
M-maybe you're right
>leg goes 90 degrees up and out
>hey Toshi you notice how any roller but Dynamo is completely useless on this stage thanks to 90% of the high ground being made of grates
>think we should patch that?
I wonder what our hybrid children will look like
>A+, learned to have fun in normals again
reminds me of this
These little comics are great, I wonder if there's a batch of them all
/u/ translated most of them
Or check danbooru
What's with the shitty Jackson Pollock art in the background?
If only we could.
why do you little retards say lewd over and over? Is that funny to you?
I disagree. Girls are way cuter!
So, what weapons and gear you run, kazoku?
Not played since the first Euro splatfest, any good miiverse drawings?
Squid kids should maintain a healthy diet and exercise routine!
I'm gonna fuck you so hard, you'll be coming out of your ears
Anyone else watch Spider's stuff on Youtube?
I don't even play Splatoon, mostly because I don't even have a Wii U, but I still greatly enjoy his videos.
I know they're silly gmod shit, but they're enjoyable silly gmod shit.
it feels like everyone forgot about her after the squid sisters where revealed
No more respawning..