> Undertale has finally hit the bigtime. The hilarious, s

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>>315340396

Part 2

Oh how I missed parents crying about games being evil and satanic

>>315340396
That daughter is going to have a bad time.

Definitely wouldn't want my child playing it because it might insert the seeds of furfaggotry into their minds, but still that's pretty funny.

>>315340396
>I think it's a fad

He doesn't know just how right he is.

Undermeme is a shitty FOTM that'll soon fade into obscurity, with people only remembering it as Homestuck 2.0

>>315340482
YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING IN HERE DON'T YOU

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>>315340396

>spooky skelletons are just a fad
>if you want them to play wholesome videogames, just look into it & suggest a wholesome game you can both enjoy instead of one with demonic skeletons
>805 dislikes

There's literally nothing wrong with what this guy said at the beginning. Did people watch this video?

>>315340396
pat robertson is literally a meme christian

>>315341145
>DON'T want your child to become a furfag
wtf why?

>>315340396
>implying memes aren't evil

>Skeletons
>Evil

But there's a skeleton inside every Christian.

Hey remember the Slenderman murder?

>>315341950
Memes crashed a plane and killed students in the Northwest, this anon is correct

>>315341326
I remember when people said Madoka was a fad that would die in two months too.

>>315342094
Those are skeletons they conquered waiting to be freed.

Undertale is another flavor of the month game ala Five Nights at Freddy. Literally why should anyone care?

>>315340396
Somebody on Tumblr did it.

It makes the days of exploding vans and hackers on sterioids on Fox seem so long ago.

>>315341768
I thought he was very reasonable. It's nice to see someone that people look to answers to say that video games aren't inherently demonic and you can look for games that are pious. He doesn't say to switch her for looking at Satan's content, just to show her a healthy alternative.

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>>315340396
>Nathan Grayson
>implying that religious fundamentalist aren't the same as ideological hackery like FemFreq

>>315342104
I remember seeing an article early in the year about a spate of teenage suicides on a native reservation in the western US where a couple of girls who killed themselves said they were sacrificing their souls to slenderman.

Though this article qualified it by saying suicide demons were already an element of their nation's folklore.

what a nice old man.
leave him alone, underfags.

>>315340557
I know, it feels kinda nostalgic at this point

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>>315340557
now it's women with pink hair calling games ableist

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>undertale
>america

lovin' erry leff senpai ;D

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>>315342237
did you know the guy who wrote madoka was the same person who made Saya no Uta?

that was a really weird game

>>315342456

>Games don't cause violence!
>DON'T FUCK WITH US

This comic always bugs me

>>315340557
I miss fundamentalist Christian parents crying about Pokémon teaching children evolution and black magic.
It was and is a lot funnier than hearing twenty-somethings moan about games being problematic.

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>>315342495
>Playing games doesn't make us violent.
>But fuck with us and we'll fuck you up.

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>>315341326
>i need to voice my opinion no matter the circumstances

>>315342649
?

>>315341871
If a child of mine became a furfag, I'd probably disown them. Not even joking

>>315340396
>doesn't bash the thing, just says it's a fad and gives good advice
>OP completely takes it out of context
So what's the problem here?

>>315342495
>Not knowing the great Urobutcher.

>>315342714
Er. >>315342649 was meant to respond to >>315342456

My bad.

>>315342389
>suicide
naw nigga they killed another kid because they wanted to be proxies for the slenderman or some shit

I bet they were just looking for an excuse to kill someone anyways.

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>>315342456
>now that i got my painfully obvious point across in the first 3 panels, i better make a hamfisted moral statement at the end so readers REALLY understand what i meant by this comic!

>>315342456
>never killed anyone
his ex-wife would disagree with this.

I wonder what he thinks about Diablo & DOOM, a game where you go around killing demons sound pretty pro Christian to me

>>315342456
I think that comic needs a little more dialog.

>>315342750
why do you care what your hypothetical kid faps to?

>>315342750
Bro furfags have tons of cash.

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>>315340396
>How do I help my daughter not be attracted to such demonic things?
:>Give her something better

BURN

>>315340396
Stupid parents. Some talk show isnt going to cure their kids autism.

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>Skeletons are demonic

How can you possibly believe this without admitting you are demonic yourself?

>>315342894
we're thinking of separate incidents
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/02/us/pine-ridge-indian-reservation-struggles-with-suicides-among-young-people.html?_r=0

>>315340396
I'm not sure why they would let their daughter play video games, let alone have a phone. Everyone knows that computers function thanks to their use of daemons to perform operations, the fact that computers continually grow more powerful is a sign of the growing power of the Devil in the world. Indeed pure satanic energy has been delivered directly into people's homes for over a century now, so I'm not sure why Christians would be throwing a fit about minor stuff like this.

We disclose it on all the products by including codes with 666. Why do they keep complaining about it when some of our stuff happens to be more openly satanic?

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>>315340396
I don't see what was so bad about what the old dude said. That was a good response.

Pat Robertson is hilariously ancient and out of touch with the world. He still thinks rock and roll music is the devil and calls black people negroes. I don't even understand how he's still alive, he's senile as fuck and can barely sit up on his own.

>>315340396
Reminder that only white christian parents did this.

Undertale attracts the worst kind of demographic, furfags.

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But he's right, the game is leading to moral degradation

>>315343074
This annon is like looking at the other side of the coin talking shit.

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>>315343119
no no only blue eyed skeletons. oy vey!

Look guys, you know what she means. She means that because it's a living skeleton there must be some kind of demonic magic animating it. It isn't just a dead body.

>>315343125
>native reserves
>suicide
Not sure about the US but that shit is super common among native youth, especially in isolated communities like up north in the frozen wasteland.

Like I said, probably people just assigning blame to stupid shit that probably would have happened anyways.

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>>315343217
>Drawing characters as fat for no reason

Undertale confirmed corrupting our youth with skelly faggotry, BAN THE GAME.

>parents looking through daughters phone
I hope I get her number. She's absolutely guaranteed to become the biggest slut in college.

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Christ fags continue soiling their own religion.
what else is new?

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>>315343273
Don't bother, talking sense into /v/ is like talking to a wall. I bet 80% of the posters here are in middle and early high school.

>>315342456

The character isn't even looking at me in the first 2 panels.

>>315343207
hey now they have some good porn

>>315343192
Most people just think it's funny that someone's mother found thier sans collection and then called it to a TV show.

>>315341784
He is a troll who is a master of his craft.

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>>315343330
Oh there's a reason for it

>>315343217

>Forcing characters to be against a made up term for Normal people

Honestly, When did Cis start and convince me it isn't the same as 'Muggle'

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>>315342456

>>315343531
this is all wrong, Toriel is the only one who's allowed to be drawn fat

>>315343547
It started when daddy didn't give his special little princess her allowence

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>>315343217
>Down with CIS
THIS IS NOT ROGER ROGER

>>315343016
>furry just being a thing people fap to
If only that were the case. No, it's a mental illness, a disease. If my hypothetical children were *just* fapping to furshit, I would be extremely disappointed with them and would likely grow more distant, but I wouldn't disown them. Sadly, it's never just about faps to furfaggots. It's a lifestyle of being worthless.

Also,
>not wanting your hypothetical children to be successful winners instead of autistic, worthless sacks of shit

>>315340396
someone should inform Pat of the real danger the game has; turning kids into gay tranny furries

>>315343863
>Not wanting you're kids to make a fortune off of furry art

>>315343863
meh, I just like the porn

>/v/ has threads about dumb biblebelt fucks
>Will say *tops funnyhat* to anyone who says they're atheist and doesn't agree with religion 100%
Go tip your pope hat.

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>>315343435
>Anon generalizing

>>315343863
>not wanting your kids to be losers
>Posts on 4chan
Kids learn by example you know.

>>315342641
My best friends parents wouldnt let him even touch pokemon cards because they heard stories of kids getting obsessed with them.
On one hand, you really dont want to throw all that money and emotion down the drain, investing in some ccg (im looking at you mtg)
But on the other, he got bullied because he was the only one who couldnt battle with our group of friends.

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Look at this guy.
Literally the spawn of Satan himself.

Christians are right for once.

They don't want their kids playing shitty games.

>>315344093
robertson HATES catholics just fyi

>>315343435
>projecting this hard
Nigga what are you on about


In what way was his post different than any other?

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>>315343547
>Cis
>Made up
>Implying the prefix wasn't derived from an existing word
>Implying that isn't exactly how language evolves and new prefixes/suffixes and words are made
I bet you think the dictionary is dictorial and not an attempt to document the way languages are used in modern society.

It's the same unfounded superiority complex that gives fedora tippers their infamous shitty reputation, you are literally no better than a redditor the more you perpetuate this shit.

>>315343674
>Toriel
>fat
Stop it

>>315343014
this meme is completely out of control

>>315344093
I'm a Christian and I don't agree with this video game bashing idiocy.

If anything it just gives bad games free marketing. Just let this crap go and preach the word of God. Video games won't bring anyone to hell.

>the big time.
Fucking no one watches the 700 club.

Source: I was in an episode back in 2005. It was one of those flashback "how I came to find jesus" stories. I got to play a methed out biker who got into knife fights when he was younger. They paid me twenty dollars.

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>>315344110
one of my moms relatives was like this.
She came over once and brought her sons over and flipped her shit when she saw that we were watching it on tv.
my mom told her to relax and that it taught kids values in friendship or some shit like that and she freaked and never came back over.

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>>315343674
>>315343531
>>315343217
You fucking fatfags should burn in hell
At least you'll be useful as fuel

>>315343435
I'm glad dunkey quit league

I'm not playing this fucking game no matter how much you faggots keep talking about it.
Give up.

Alright, here's the down-low on skeletons. I know nobody in their right fucking mind will agree with what I'm about to explain but this is exactly the mindset of these people.

The idea is that you're supposed to be buried whole. No cremation. If you die lost a lot of effort will be made to recover your corpse to bury it properly.

The reason why it is so important to be "whole" is because in the end-days when Jesus comes back, he will raise everyone - he can't fucking raise you if you're a pile of bone dust. The idea that there are animated skeletons walking around means they are subverting what Jesus offers in the future. Animated skeletons are a mockery of the Resurrection because Jesus would restore you whole - skeletons are obviously not whole, therefore they are NOT the work of Jesus. Because the Resurrection has not happened, Jesus hasn't come back, and "historically" the only beings who can half-ass attempt a mockery of Jesus's powers stem from the Devil if not the Devil himself.

Remember, it's just fucking fiction to us. But to the crazy batshit religious nutball skeletons walking around are as far from Jesus as you can imagine.

Here's something you have to remember about religious people. They either concern themselves with the concept of Hell or they don't. Those who don't have a generally positive outlook on spirituality and the world. Those who do believe in Hell view things in a completely different light. Where a regular religious person sees fictional skeletons, a crazy one sees actual corruption and damnation and a conduit for the devil.

>>315344324
Jesus. No need to get your period all over the thread dude. Chill the fuck out.

>>315344324
this isn't some shit like "elbow" or "diarrhea"
is a meme

>>315344324
Wow anon I have never seen someone go so far to dissect a meme in order to apply it properly.

Here's a rebuttle:

Go away you fucking fag.

>>315344481
does the bitch have any kids?

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>>315344520
you wot m8

>>315344575
Your generalizing way to much

Most religious people aren't like that at all if they believe in hell, only the extreme/insane are

>>315344575
Are they not aware that corpses decay?

>>315344720
yep.
poor little bastards.

>>315344764
/r/ing the image of toriel where the left panel is HOT GOAT ASS and the right is snail puns

>>315344764
M-more?

>>315344104
>only us fellow losers post on 4chan ;)
>>>/r9k/
>>315344007
Much in the same way I wouldn't want them making a fortune off of being crack dealers or professional assassins, yes. At least they'd have interesting stories to tell as the later, I suppose.

>>315344636
Not until this meme ends.

>>315344652
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cis%E2%80%93trans_isomerism
It's been used in chemistry for YEARS.

Oh and here's some etymology for you:
>Cisgender has its origin in the Latin-derived prefix cis-, meaning "on this side of", which is an antonym for the Latin-derived prefix trans-, meaning "across from" or "on the other side of".

>>315344575
A lot of denominations have no problems with cremation, ashes to ashes, dust to dust and all that.
I think the problem here is that these Christians believe in bodily resurrection with Jesus raising people fully, with animated skeletons, and such being seen as a demonic mockery.

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>>315344575
The real question is, why do they have so little fucking faith in their all-powerful God, and think he's incapable of resurrecting you however he feels like? If he's omnipotent he could pop a boil off his back and remake you out of the damned pus, so what's it actually matter for?

>>315345007
tubmlr plz go
your meme word is not real
your enemies aren't real
the only thing real is the ham you look like

That's both ridiculous and hilarious. Toby must be shitting his pants laughing.

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>>315344481
>people like this exist
>they cannot realize how shitty they are making the lives of their kids

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>>315345246
Not at all what I wanted.

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>>315345249
>The people who think cis isn't a legit prefix can't even spell tumblr correctly
>They are also the same people shouting down any opposition with "meme x" labels
This is almost too good to be true.

>>315344764
I want to commit a crime.

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>>315345510

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>Skeletons are demonic
I have some bad news. There might be a skeleton closer to you than you think.

>>315340557
My mother STILL has a weird complex about certain games being evil/satanic, and I'm 28. Like I remember telling her about a horror game I was playing last year I think it was, and she said something like "Don't play that in our house, you're inviting bad things to happen".

>>315345684
Got any astriel?

>>315344771
I am not generalizing. That's exactly the dividing line when it comes to Christianity. Depending on your denomination either you concern yourself with damnation or you don't and how strong your belief is in the "details" of the Resurrection.

Some Christians are totally fine with cremation. No problem there. They're probably totally fine with skeletons.

Some however, aren't. Completely an affront to everything they believe in. Because they believe very strongly in damnation.

Consider Halloween. Someone puts a skeleton in their yard. A fairly reasonable Christian who believes that God loves everyone sees a decoration. A fairly reasonable Christian with a belief in Hell sees a symbol of the Devil and therefore an actual totem that leads to damnation. Imagine a portal to Hell in fiction. I don't fucking know, let's say from Doom - not the greatest right? A Christian who consciously concerns themselves with damnation actually sees the portal to Hell from Doom in a lawn skeleton.

>>315345510
I understand that cis has been around before any of us were born.
But its still a fucking stupid prefix

>>315341326
>It's only a flavor of the month
>2-3 months later
lmao

>>315345510
yet here you are, acting like a tubmlrina and actively defending tubmlr
who's the real monster here?

>>315345834
>A fairly reasonable Christian with a belief in Hell sees a symbol of the Devil and therefore an actual totem that leads to damnation.
That's fairly reasonable to you?

>>315345194
Christians do have lots of faith in their all powerful God, it's just that in order to be considered for resurrection, Christians have to live up to God's improbably high standards. He doesn't care for the non-believers and the believers have to be really spiritual, or do something real crazy to impress him.

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>>315342237
Yeah guys, these things are just a fad.

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>>315344764
Post the gif where she's a soft-serve machine shitting in a waffle cone

>>315345995
wait what?

>>315343224
Source?

>>315345510
the prefix is real, but the meaning they put behind it is a meme, just like with "Trans-misogyny". "trans" is a legit prefix, "misogyny" is a legit word, but then they combine the two for their meme lifestyle so they can feel special

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>>315345823

>>315345823
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1712266

>>315340396
nothing he said was wrong, who gives a shit. Instead of regular twitter shit now were posting televangelists too, good job guys.

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>>315340396
Why are Christians so stupid?

She was just worried her kid would have a bad time.

>>315345816
Your mom is a fucking retard.

>>315340396
>Giving it more attention than it needs
>Finding more reasons to post
>Nathan Grayson shared a post by Nathan Grayson
>112 replies
Just stop it.

>>315342303
Thing is, it's not his job to dictate what children should avoid for being "demonic". It's just creating more fear out of thin air.

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>>315345823
>Asriel
just this one

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>>315345995
>>315345995
>the gif where she's a soft-serve machine shitting in a waffle cone

>>315345948
It's relative obviously, it doesn't exempt them from kindness or charity. They are still people and doesn't necessarily means they're batshit insane. It's just that that one little aspect makes them view some aspects of life through a completely batshit insane lens.

The truly batshit insane see damnation in everything. Shit, to those people, talking dogs in cartoons is probably Satan trying to corrupt their children.

>>315346230
You've done a terrible thing

>>315341326
>i agree with crazy christian fundamentalist when its catering with my needs

>>315345995
Post it.

>>315346075
>>315346405
You can thank me later ;^)
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1878429

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>>315346169
>misogyny is not a real word
what the fuck am I reading

>>315341784

Protestantism is meme Christianity.

>>315345816
"You're right I shouldn't be playing these games so much, it's really cutting into my satan-worship time."

>>315346230
>adult astriel
Meh, it still has kid frisk so i'm okay with it, do you have any kid astriel though?

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>>315346468
i have no words

>>315342237
And... they were right? What's your point?

>>315346473
>"misogyny" is a legit word
Clearly not whatever I just read, you illiterate fuck.

>>315346473
you aren't reading apparently

>>315346473
Nothing very well

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>>315340396
I thought Undertale had a lot of Christian undertones?

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>>315341768
Here. Don't post that shit ever again.

>>315346684
Not really, they're a bet underwhelming.

>>315345834
There's far more nuance to it than your square peg round hole dichotomy

>>315346247
They're not stupid, they're just involved in a really complicated LARP that they take very seriously.
There's a ton of rules in the source book, and lots of different editions of the rules.

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>>315346607
>>315346613
>>315346617
>It's not copy-pasted verbatim, it takes on entirely different meaning!!!!
You can't be serious.

>>315346585
Yeah it defo died in two months and didn't stay incredibly popular since then.

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>>315340396
>skeletons are demonic

>>315344452
Any footage?

>>315346684
It teaches you not to kill anything, even the things that are trying to kill you. Christians believe in an eye for an eye, and the game has a gay couple in it.

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>>315343028
What's his name again?

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>>315346684
I've never felt this
Care to explain?

>>315346880
>We all have our inner demons

huh now it all makes sense. thanks Yeshua!

>>315346950
Flame Heatsman

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>>315346880
>Things with glowing/flashing eyes aren't demonic

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>>315346468

>>315346079
Not OP but it's Kiss la Kiss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9Wlh98dcSA

>>315346950
Warms Pyreburg

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>>315341768
>wholesome games

undertale is one of the most 'disney presents' games I've ever seen what the fuck do these people think they're even trying to say

>>315346264
thanks senpai

>>315347236
How the fuck do you expect the talkshow host to know that? All he knows is that it has glowing skeletons with hoodies in it.

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>>315347162
>animals are demons

>>315346858
Nobody talks about madoka anymore anon.

>>315343217
Who is that short one supposed to be?

>>315346547
well adult asriel got way more screen time than kid asriel, even though he doesn't even show up until the end of the game anyway

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>>315347401
>Animals have souls

>>315343330
I could see Frisk being fat easily. Like Dora.

>>315341768
>>315346703
>same exact image is almost 100KB more after going through 4chan

Hiroshima's giving us the botnet I see

>>315346447
How were they crazy in the slightest?
The old dude suggested the parent just let fads pass, and if they really have a problem try to suggest something wholesome instead.
The parent is just that, a parent. That obviously never played the game, so they're just basing it on what they can see.

>>315345289
My parents were like that, though they were relatively intelligent and didn't fall for the sensationalist bullshit.
>not allowed to watch Power Rangers because of Rita being a witch
>not allowed to watch TMNT because ???? I still don't know
>but allowed to watch Thundercats and He-Man despite Skeletor and Mumm-ra
>allowed to watch/play Pokemon, and even convinced several other Christian families that Pokemon was okay, that they watched it with us and there's no way creatures like Jigglypuff and Pikachu were demonic

What killed me were the video game restrictions. No Nintendo Months were the bane of my childhood.

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>>315340396
>even this old man knows that Undertale is a meme game

>>315347670
Remember that a bed of flowers broke his fall, not the other way around

>>315345510
Just because Wikipedia says something is something it doesn't mean it's true anon.

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>>315347620
all right you got me

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>>315340396
Good thing the daughter wasn't into books. This geezer would get a heart attack realizing this guy exists in media.

>>315346880
Skeletons in most games are people raised by necromancy, etc

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>>315346950
There tarots are fucking great, might dump

>>315347748
>no Nintendo months
explain

>>315347748
>not allowed to watch power rangers
you poor child

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>Boo hoo my kid likes this satanic game.

Oh please. Call back when your autistic daughter actually stabs someone over a better meme game.

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>>315347904

>>315347904
no thanks
save it for the shitting streets

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>>315347620
but they do anon, they do

they better...

>>315347870
>overlord
How is the books?

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>>315347840
>I'm so stupid I don't understand etymology and can't look up stuff for myself
Sure are convincing me with them hot facts, anon.

>>315345510
"cis" doesn't need to exist because it describes normal people. There are trans people, and there are normal people, that is the end of it.

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>>315348024

>>315348157
Does not capture Asgore's personality.

>>315347904
Isn't that Chara, not Frisk?

>>315348098
*how are the books
Jesus Christ im going full retard tonight

People watch the 700 Club?

>>315347186
Danke

>>315348146
The fact is cis exists and is the antonym of trans.

Why does it even matter, to you anon?

>>315348098
A lot better than the anime.

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>this entire thread

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>>315348157

>>315348146
how cisnormative of you

>>315340482
>Recently, I was looking through my daughter's phone
How did nobody pick up on this?

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>inb4 all of these selfrighteous fucks skate incredibly close to laughing at people who think video games cause satanism/violence/misogyny

>>315348058
I imagine that there's always at least one person pissed off when they die and find out their pet ain't there in heaven

>>315348279
cis did not mean what it means now to tumblr. It matters because they are making up words to demean normal people and encourage mental illness.

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>>315348237
Chara has open eyes, rosy cheeks, and a green shirt, see >>315348024

>>315348292

>>315348146
Everyone laugh at this cisnormative fuccboi.

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>>315347358

>Jesus can resurrect the dead
>skeletons are dead
>therefore, Jesus made skeletons

This Pat guy needs to read his bible more

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>>315348475

>>315347936
My parents controlled my video game consumption with no-nintendo days, weeks, and months. The name stuck because when it first started, we only had Nintendo consoles (around the SNES era)

They came in No Nintendo Days, where no video games were allowed at all for the entire day, Weeks, where they were disallowed all day every day except Saturday, and sometimes we would get a 1/2 hour each, and then Months, where there were absolutely no games any day of the week.

Usually every other week would be a no nintendo week, with some months (especially September due to the start of school, which was true hell because that's when my birthday is) being no nintendo months.

They were for the most part completely arbitrary, and continued until I was around 12.

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>>315347620

>people aren't animals

>>315340396
Just finished a no mercy run,
> Sans whining about why I killed his brother if I knew there was an alternative
> Calls to bitch me out about how there's no one left to rule the remaining monster's but says he's not going to do it
> Could have stopped all of this by shoving my shit in, but chose not to

Should have told your daughter to have less shit taste.

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>>315348604

>>315340396
>There's gotta be some video game that isn't so evil. Those things are filled with violence and brutality... it's unreal!

I know it's stupid to expect Pat Robertson to know about Undertale, but still.

>>315342284
http://tiny-donut.tumblr.com/post/132509580823/falcophoenix-2sposy4mo-bitch-if-that
For confirmation on it being a prank.

>>315348604
Patch Never

>>315342495
It's a very touching game if you think about how far Fuminori and Saya will go for each other. In every ending they still love each other.

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>>315348730

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>>315340482
The fact that people who are this much less intelligent than their own spawn are allowed to raise children disgusts me.

>>315348697
You killed his innocent harmless goofy brother and you're complaining he whines at you?
If I were him you'd be dead.

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>>315347904
>>315348024
>>315348157
>>315348292
>>315348604

>tarot cards
>not using tarot names

if it's a themed deck, you apply the characters or situations that best fit the major arcana

this is just Undertale collectible cards

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>Undertale will be banned during my lifetime
>Undertale fags will be neutered and sent to prison for having this devil game

Thank you, God.

>>315340396
they are freaked out after that slender man attempted murder thing. kids are stoopdiXD

>>315345510
here you are attacking his spelling instead of his argument

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>>315348664
>Humans don't outclass mongrels

>>315348847
It's less romantic when you consider that it's a relationship based around dependency for both sides. Saya was the only thing keeping Fuminori from going completely insane and either killing himself or as many people around him as he could, and Fuminori was the only one who would support Saya's goals to transform the planet.
Of course Fuminori ended up rather insane in the end anyway, but through a less immediately dangerous path.

>>315348346
this is a thing that happens

privacy is dead

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>>315348882
*ditch

>>315349050
>implying I put the name on the cards

Also

>Asgore
>Doesn't fit for The Emperor

>Mettaton
>Doesn't fit for The Star

You're joking right

Just because it doesn't state the classification of card doesn't mean it's not tarot. It still have the roman numeral.

>>315348604
Who the fuck is Gaster? I got the neutral and Pacifist ending and watched the Genocide run. Who is he?

>>315347236
>Disney presents genocide

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>>315349445

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Despit e being very Christian my Mom and Dad never banned me from anything, it was kinda funny though a couple years ago my mom left my brother with one of her friends so she could babysit him and she got bothered that his Pikachu toy was "demonic"

The funny thing is the fat bitch was a single mom and dirt fucking poor because of shitty life decisions.

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>>315343531
The amount of Undertale scat porn is harrowing.

>>315348937
Exactly, you'd get off your butt and do something about it. Instead Sans let's me murder everyone I come across and then calls me up on the phone to tell me to go to hell like a passive aggressive bitch. I might go back and spare everyone except for Papyrus just to spite him.

>>315340396
>The 700 Club

I think the thing that surprises me most about this is that this still exists. Why the hell is this show still around? And I'm not even against religious shows or anything, but even some devout Catholics think this show is shit.

>>315348346
Parents do that all the time

>>315344919
Sure thing buddy ;) I bet you got tons of the hot ladies hanging off you wanting to have your children

>>315349564
what is pocahontas

>>315344452
The fact that they jewed you doesn't mean they don't have viewers. It means you got jewed hard.

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>>315349539
Part of an ARG made by Toby I think. THere are "Fun" values in the games config files and having certain values matching certain flags ingame causes strange things to happen.

Look up W. D. Gaster on google, you'll find some videos explaining it better.

>>315349565

>>315346490
I know no one else knew about this post anon, but I do. Deus vult

>>315349079
What do you mean attempted?

>all that free publicity

fuck

>>315349772
toriel please?

>>315349621
>even some devout Catholics think this show is shit.

Isn't Pat Robertson a protestant?

>>315349648
Do these kids not know how to set a lock screen?
I mean fuck, that's horrifying.

>>315343119
Maybe she was chinese?

>>315348459
>cis did not mean what it means now
It's always meant the antonym of trans-
There's no reason why gender should be excluded

>Demean normal people
It doesn't at all, though. Maybe you shouldn't be so sensitive and easily offended, anon.

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>>315349772

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>>315349419
>Not monitoring your child's internet use
I wouldn't ever want my son to be "redpilled" by shitholes like this if I had one.

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>>315349689
>mfw I actually, unironically do
What are you going to do about it, fag?

>>315348651
holy shit anon.
did they lighten up at twelve?
I mean i understand not wanting your kid to play games all day but holy shit

>>315349813
>Christian show only Christians watch calling a game Satanic
>Publicity

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>>315343423

>>315340917
10/10 underrated post

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>>315349837
Just for you anon

>>315349883

>>315349941
There's no such thing as good or bad publicity, anon.

>>315349851
Parents who would do that tell them not to do that obviously. You think a kid can just not do what their parents want?

>>315350010
my waifu <3 Thank you anon.

>>315346247
Why is Sherlock so CUTE holy fuck I want to eat out her ass.

The funny part is it's probably one of the most child friendly original games to come out this year.

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>>315350010

>>315346468
>slams into the wall after while laughing(?)
It's the small details that make things funny.

>>315342495
>did you know the guy who wrote madoka was the same person who made Saya no Uta?
How is this news to anyone

>>315350052
No Christian moms are going to buy this game after seeing it on TV. They didn't even say the name of the game.

>>315349936
Laugh as all the ladies hang off next, that's what

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HEY KIDS!

Lets learn more about Pat Robertson!

> Men with “rebellious” wives should live where wife-beating is legal. When a caller complained that his wife insults him and once raised a hand to him, Robertson lamented the end of legal wife-beating. “I don’t think we condone wife-beating these days but something has got to be done,” he whined. After characterizing the wife as someone who “does not understand authority,” he “jokingly” recommended that the husband move to Saudi Arabia, so that he can legally batter her.

>God punishes people for having too much education. When a viewer asked Robertson why there are more “miracles” in Africa than in the U.S.--mind you, no statistics were offered to support this contention--Robertson blamed the supposed overeducation of Americans. “People overseas didn't go to Ivy League schools,” he chuckled, unaware that 20% of Harvard’s students come from outside the U.S. He went on to blame “skepticism and science” for God’s miracle reticence, saying, “We are so sophisticated, we think we've got everything figured out. We know about evolution, we know about Darwin, we know about all these things that says God isn't real, we know about all this stuff.”

As to why God would allow a 3 Year old child to die
>As far as God’s concerned, He knows the end from the beginning, and He sees a little baby, and that little baby could grow up to be Adolf Hitler, he could grow up to be Joseph Stalin, he could grow up to be some serial killer, or he could grow up to die of a hideous disease. God sees all of that, and for that life to be terminated while he’s a baby, he’s going to be with God forever in Heaven so it isn’t a bad thing.
>

http://www.alternet.org/belief/10-craziest-things-pat-robertson-has-said

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Robertson_controversies
http://wonkette.com/587943/this-is-the-worst-thing-pat-robertson-has-ever-said

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>>315346468

>>315344575
I have had more than one christfag explain it to me like this. A few were school teachers.

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>>315350137
No prob bob

>>315350157

>>315350341
>comments on porn sites
every time

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>>315350382

>>315350382
I like how every single depiction of Monster Kid has no fucking arms at all.

How was that kid even hanging onto the bridge after it fell?

>>315350114
My parents told me not to look at porn yet that didn't stop me from jacking off to shemaleyum trial images all the time when I was 15.

>>315349937
Me and my older brother basically said that we were old enough to control ourselves and we should be allowed to play video games as much as we wanted as long as we did our homework and kept our grades up.

Miraculously, they agreed.

and look where I ended up.

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>>315350562

>>315350562
Is there a sans?

>>315349745
KAKATTE KOI!

>>315350658
A multi billionaire CEO that dose nothing but play video games and browse 4chan all day?

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>>315350590
By the skin of his teeth

>>315350691
see >>315350679


>>315350679

>>315350335
What did the woman sitting next to him say about that first thing? I'm assuming that's his wife.

>There are more miracles in Africa than in the US
How does one even come to this conclusion

>that last one
I hope he said that to someone mourning their own child. That's fucking hilarious.

>>315350335
>People will unironically defend this

This shit is dangerous, Religion ban when?

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>>315350795

>>315350658
could be worse
you could be posting on /a/

>>315350795
That artist done fucked up

The side balls on tem's head arn't weird ear-things, but are actually Tem's hands.

>>315350774
Fuck, I wish.

Well, it could be worse. I'm not a NEET at least.

>>315350590
Using his mouth, obviously.

>>315350590
Monster kid doesn't have arms. Why don't you think he had an umbrella?

>>315340396
>undertale
>hilarious
Fucking when?

Here's one, how about they just get involved with what their kids are interested in

Oh wait, that would require being good parents!

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>>315350948
Paws visible in Tem's battle sprite.

Ears.

>>315351061
That's literally what the guy said to do though.

>>315348098
If you like world/character building, and don't get mad that the main character & crew are op as fuck in a story that's not action primary, it's a pretty good read.

>>315350948
No they're not.

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>>315349745

>>315342456
Brevity is the soul of wit, asshole.

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>>315350910

>PCfags hate religion so much they play demonic videogames
Nice fedoras, guys

>>315351132
Eat shit and die faggot

>>315351102
Thank you kindly for the evidence.

>>315350835
>7 year old dies of leukemia
>welp, he was probably going to become a rapist anyway

>>315351061
My dad is actually the reason I started playing vidya.

He stopped playing a long time ago. years ago he wanted to join us playing Halo 2 and it was a little depressing seeing him try to fumble through using two control sticks to play.

>>315343192
Nigga, did you play undertale? The whole game is a message about not being brutal, and thinking about your actions, fuck you the old fag is just wrong

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>>315351279
You're welcome kindly

>>315351249

>>315344573
Who gives a fuck dude, die

>>315351130
I watched the anime i just didnt hear about the books until after.
Thanks anon i might try em out

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>>315349564
>playing genocide

>>315349596
He knows if he succeeds you'll just turn back time until you win

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>>315351575
>not purging all the worthless furfaggot degenerates in the underground
>getting the bad ending

>>315347707
I think he means crazy as in "I believe that a couple thousand year old dead Jewish zombie will rise and I must obey him"

>>315340396
This is the same group of people that wanted Spongebob banned because Spongebob was "gay."

Same with Tinky Winky on Teletubbies.

Christfags, am I right?

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>>315351575
its the funnest run though anon.

>>315342456
I wonder if Buckley intentionally uses so many words in his comics so he can get away with drawing less.

>>315343217
Why the fuck is the blob Frisk and not the gay blob lizard sack of garbage? You have a fat gay character already, why are you doing this

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>>315351665
Only three left.

>>315351279
Not my fault you're stupid.

>>315343531
Fuck's sake.
Fat Asgore would had been better.

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>>315351770
The wind is howling...