Warcraft - Trailer Tease

Why didn't they go with Samwise-stylized humans? I like the beefy forearms

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>no dwarf

>>315303127
>the beginning

shit, they are really going to milk this cow until it bleeds, won't they?

>>315303127
Why wasn't the king wearing any shoes?

I'd rather watch an adaptation of Warcraft 2 to be honest.

Looks worse than the Hobbit

>Horde scenes look like top Hobbit CGI tier
>Alliance scenes look like shit

thanks Blizzard

>>315303453
because their clavicles would break

>>315303453
Why do I keep seeing this complaint pop up every time? You can't "stylize" real actors by giving them beefy CGI Popeye arms and not have the movie look ridiculous and stupid. Seeing that would be some serious uncanny valley shit.

Too much CGI, not even interested

die already blizzard

>>315304224

Might as well go all the way, instead of this halfway garbage between an army of the Hulks and actors in goofy looking armor

>>315303843
Not enough resources.

ONE

>>315303885
The orcs don't seem to have this problem

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>>315304434
Because a full-CGI movie would never sell. It probably would never get the funding from Universal in the first place.

I honestly think if Lothar's actor wasnt "rugged, handsome, Hollywood-gorgeous" and was instead a mangled, balding old man, we'd get a very different impression.

>>315304625

The orc is the perfect physical specimen

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>piercing your teeth

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>>315303127
so this is how EA is going to make back those Billions spent of Candy Crush

>>315303127
>CGI the movie
Looks even worse than sw prequels. Should've went full CGI a la their own game cinematics.

>>315304757

>Because a full-CGI movie would never sell
>I live in a world where Pixar doesn't exist

>>315303127
>meme pauldrons aren't gigantic
What the fuck

>>315303127
kinda excited i guess. im betting the the story will be shit, but that it will be fun to watch anyway. gonna be overloaded with cgi, sure, but if there is one thing blizz has always done right its cgi so i have high hopes for that aspect.
idk, im more interested in this than the new star wars or ghost busters.

>>315304840
What does EA have to do with any of this?

>>315304927
CGI is for kids.
Theyre going for the general audience here. Going for thay LoTR/GoT money.
A full CGI movie not for kids would tank.

>>315304757
>Because a full-CGI movie would never sell.

What the fuck are you smoking nigger?

>>315304757
delusional: the post

well your right about the lothar being "hollywood-handsome" thing i guess

>>315305053
don't mind him, retarded furfag is memeing

>>315305062

>Warcraft isn't for kids
>Warcraft is for serious adults such as myself

I don't even

>>315304927
Pixar is a studio with incredibly powerful brand recognition that markets to all ages. Warcraft doesn't have their demographic or their reputation.

This isn't complicated.

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This entire thread must be purged.

>>315305286

>Warcraft doesn't have their demographic or their reputation.

Am I going mad? Did World of Warcraft suddenly stop existing in our reality?

>>315305252
this shit is popular with both kids and adults, but blizz may be trying to cash in on the tail end of the fad.

>>315305252
Don't be a cheeky cunt Anon, you know what he meant.

>>315305252
Im not saying that about warcraft.
Im saying thats why they went this way.
They want to appear mature.

Chill out, anon.

>>315303127
those tusk piercings look so photoshopped
also nice lord of the rings sword

>>315305252
https://www.google.es/search?q=average+age+wow+player&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=4RU5Vra5BsaHU7Xbq9gI

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Looks horrible visually desu
Still pretty exited though

>>315305618
>.es
maricón

>>315305645
Is desu making a comeback or something? I'm seeing that shit everywhere.

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>>315305645
That scene looked like some awful greenscreen trash. But I really liked this dire wolf. The designs of the creatures so far look pretty tight.

>>315305765

I don't know, to be honest. I've been shaking my head every time I see it lately, family.

>>315305765
Where have you been the past couple days senpai?

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Horde = righteous Americans conquering the new frontier
Stormwind = Indian savages dying like the heathens they are

desu kek baka senpai

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>>315305962
Dealing with a flood

>a movie based on a game actually looks like the game

COULD IT BE, IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING. IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE A MASTERPIECE, IT JUST NEEDS TO NOT BE TERRIBLE

Looks like a cool video game. When's the release date?

>>315306147

>Legendary

I wouldn't hold my breath, family.

>>315306090
Dat harvest mech

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>>315306090
>Dun Morogh adjacent from Westfall

Might be a fun B-movie desu

>>315303127
So which story are they adapting?

i havent been to a movie theater in 10+ years...is it weird to go to the movies alone?

>>315306425
If they are at the northern area of Westfall it'd make sense.

>>315306450
Opening of the Dark Portal and the First War

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>>315306471
Yeah. Most theaters have a No Singles policy.

>>315306471
In a general sense yes however im sure most people will be going to see this alone so dont worry about it senpai

If I hate world of warcraft but love the lord of the rings will I like this? What's the story about?

>>315306450
The rightful conquering of Azeroth by the morally just orcs from the corrupt humans

>>315306471
go to the movies at 12-3pm on a weekday. it will be 95% empty

>>315306471
Just go with your friends?

>>315306471
Last time I went by myself, I saw two friends who poked fun at me for going alone thinking I was just waiting for someone. I didn't correct them. Apparently it's seen as weird.

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>>315306512
No it wouldn't, you dumb fuck.

Jesus Christ those orcs look realer than real

how did Blizzard even manage this?

>>315306710
i know you'll laugh at me...but i havent made a single friend since graduating high school 10 years ago

>>315303127
>war is coming
not
>war is crafty
YOU HAD ONE JOB

>>315306549
>>315306623
Oh, cool. I doubt this movie will get any sequels, but we'll see if we get much further.

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>>315306710
>friends

>>315306563
>most theaters
most American theaters you mean

>retcon orcs to be just looking for a new home
>dam those cis humans for not letting them rape and pillage

What a fucking joke.

>>315306623
>Humanity is ruled by imperialist white people who are afraid of other races and think the world revolves around them

They deserve it.

>>315306579
Imagine if the native americans sailed on mass to europe in the middle ages + magic and steam tanks/gyrocopters

As someone who was close to the lore of the original Warcraft 1-2 games I'm wondering how close they will actually follow it. I know the orcs were changed, but it makes sense following how Warcraft 3 retconned them already.

All I know is this movie isn't going to end happy for the humans.

>>315306876

It would have to bomb as hard as Fanfourstic to not get sequels, and the only way that is happening is if the Chinese boycott the movie - which is not happening.

>>315306776
That's tough.
Well then just go alone most people don't really care, especially with this movie.

>>315305340
ARTHAS, YOU MAY BE A JANITOR, BUT I STILL AM YOUR SUPERIOR AS A MOD

>>315303789
no gnomes either thank the gods.

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>Writing credits:
>Chris Metzen ... (story and characters)

>>315306776
lol desu

>>315306425
Isn't that supposed to be the Alterac Mountains, where the Frostwolves would settle?

>>315306960

Then they wouldn't be Native Americans, they would be Illegal Aliens

>>315306907
It's not that far fetched. The orcs were pretty okay with pillaging the Night Elves and their forest in WC3. This was before Grom drank the demon blood, though it was what lead to it.

>>315307041
Alterac is even further north so that's doubtful.

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>>315306471
>i havent been to a movie theater in 10+ years...is it weird to go to the movies alone?
No? Though if the movie turns out to be mediocre (which looks probable) you'll probably have more fun if you can find a few bros, or hell even just one or two other half-way decent fans to go with. Mediocrity is always somewhat more enjoyable when you can shit-talk about it with others who went through the same ordeal afterwards.

Also, if you haven't been to a movie theater in a while (for me up until some friends invited me a few months back it had been around 8 years) know that these days there are some actual good theaters around in some places. Not everywhere, but if you live somewhere reasonably dense (or nearby a city or whatever) there's a decent chance there is a upper scale theater with:
- actual good screens
- actual decent full recline electronic control lots of space seating
- serve real food and drinks
- no babies/kids allowed

They cost more but it's irrelevant for people like us who go once in a blue moon, if you're going to go out at all better to pay $20 rather then $6 and actually have a good experience rather then be stuck with the noisy, stinking plebs.

>>315307013
its no surprise that Orcs ended up complete Dindu Nuffins for this movie

>>315306905
In what alternate reality? I've never seen this rule ever.

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>>315307104

>>315306979
True. I don't think the movie is going to bomb. I just don't know if it's going to be 'critically' accepted. Or you know... Good.

I'll watch it and hope for the best.

I do think that, if the franchise goes into Warcraft III territory, they should make it a TV series.

>>315307169
Well there had to be some kind of sympathy made for the Orcs as they aren't completely evil like the orcs in Lord of the Rings, where they were created only for war. At least from what I remember, I may be wrong.

Can someone post the screenshot of the king standing in front of the castle? Looks like a fucking CIA edit

How does Blizzard get new fans? I feel like the vast majority of people that use their products are just loyal customers.

>>315306563
>yfw this movie will bomb in America because all the neckbears Blizzard expects to watch this won't be allowed in the theater

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>tfw it's gonna take years, if ever, until we see the first night elf chicks

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>>315307104

>>315307428
Same way Nintendo gets new fans. Marketing.

>>315307318

Nah it would be more like

>Warcraft 1 gets 1 movie
>Warcraft 2 gets 2 movies
>Warcraft 3 gets 3 movies

>>315306471

No. Its a dark, loud room where everyone is staring at a screen. Its actually even stupid that the movies is seen as a social thing.

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>>315307494

>>315307494

Nobody likes Night Elves anymore.

>originally popular because blue skinned amazons with tits
>lost the amazonian tits and became Disney mook tier in WoW
>only thing they had going for them was #nightelfmohawk
>consistently shat on ever since Mr.T stopped promoting Night Elves

>>315307641
What does WoW get?

Wait why warcraft? I thought it was a world of warcraft movie?

>>315307809
Warcraft had an actual story.

>>315307806
A good dicking.

PUT YOUR FAITH IN WHAT YOU MOST BELIEVE IN

>>315303127

FUCKING EPIC!!!! FRIDAY CANT COME FAST ENOUGH!!!


IS THAT MEDIVH BY THE KING!?

SO MANY THING IVE NOTICED THIS IS AMZINGLY GOOD!

>>315307809

Because Metzen wants to be the next Tolkien

>>315307867
So did world of warcraft. Or you just shitting on it because it's the cool thing to do nowadays?

>>315307809
So Metzen can rewrite the original story to make the orcs be the victims.

>>315307962
WoW's story was scattered out through factions and way too complicated to make into a movie.
Warcraft 1's story is short and consistent enough to make into a movie.

The players themselves were pretty much the heroes of that story, and translating that into a movie would be easier said than done.

>>315307496
>>315307307
>someone asks a question
>give a reply
>LOL AUTISM XD
Shit, 3:40 afternoon EST, guess the neo/v/ kids are out of school now.

>>315307494
>No ridiculous 7 foot tall purple women with rabbit ears

That's fine.

>>315306425
It's alterac mountains

>>315307471
>implying the neckbears aren't going to force their moms to take them doubling the profit this movie makes in America

PUT YOUR FAITH IN WHAT YOU MOST BELIEVE IN
TWO WORLDS. ONE FAMILY

>>315303789
>first war
>gun

what the actual sug-sug

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>>315303453
Make hulk hogan play every human male in the movie desu


ARE YOU READY TO KILL SOME HORDE BROTHER.

>>315308473

Metzen said the movie will take liberties and compared it to MARVEL's Ultimates, which is a grim dark edgy version of MARVEL

>Warcraft 1 orcs
>not demon pumped savages even after the lore rape that happened later
Nope.

>>315307798
>nobody likes night elves anymore

I do, fuck you

I fap to night elves every day motherfucker

>>315308519
ARTHAS! YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT, BROTHER!

IT'S DONE, BROTHER!

>>315308574
What works in comics and video games doesn't work in movies. Movies have their own culture they have to follow if they want to be successful.

It's stupid, but true.

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>>315308574
>Metzen said the movie will take liberties

>>315308623
ORCS DINDU NUFFIN


THEY JUST NEED MO MONEY FO TEM PROGRAM

THEY A GOOD PEOPLE ONLY DEFENDING THEMSELVES FROM HUMANS SO SAYS METZEN

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>>315305645

The elf woman is dressed like a slut

So, they have Brown Orcs and Green Orcs in the same trailer. Does this mean that the Frostwolf are going to be the nice ones while the rest of the clans are straight nigger orcs like usual?

>>315308519
MENETHIL MANIA RUNNING WILD BROTHER!

fuck you blizzard

>>315309053
fuck you anon.

>>315309053

Fuck you too buddy. We worked really hard on this one. It will be the first video game based movie that wont suck. Seriously go watch it.

>>315308683
>What works in comics and video games doesn't work in movies. Movies have their own culture they have to follow if they want to be successful.
Indeed! It's like poetry. Warcraft is so dense, every single frame has so many things going on.

>>315309148
Should I buy three tickets, just in case?

>>315308897
That's the lore, yeah. Ner'Zhul stopped Durotan from drinking.

>>315309182
Movies are pretty much just big CGI battles. Not in the movies I mean, I mean with the actual CGI studios trying to stay in business.

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>>315308897
>>315309223

>writing an entire book to set up the Frostwolves as the good guy orcs just for the movie

>>315309218

5 tickets. If the movie is a success we will introduce Arthas in the second one.

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>It's the First War
>Not the Second War where humanity is pushed to the brink of destruction by the Orcs, and it's only by the combined might of the Northern Kingdoms + Quel'thalas with Terenas, Uther, Lothar, and motherfucking Proudmoore do they stave off the Orcish hordes.
>It's not the Third War whose plot we've all come to know and love, focusing on the student-teacher betrayal story between Uther and Arthas, as the latter plunges everything humanity has stood for into chaos and destruction.

The First War sucks dick. Here's a summary:

King Llane dies. Medivh has to be hunted down in a D&D session. Orcs overrun Stormwind and are literally drinking blood from human skulls. Anduin Lothar has to slink off to the north after the Kingdom of Stormwind is practically overrun.

That's IT.

Let me know when they recreate Lordaeron in a CG movie.

This is going to be bad isn't it?

>>315309368
For the movie? This crap has been in since WC3.

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>>315308852
You're missing the TRUE INJUSTICE anon! You see, the truth is that Medivh was actually trans, and all the cis-gendered oppression ze constantly faced made zers deeply wounded. Words can be violence too anon! That's why the orcs were called, because the demons & orcs at least could accept someone a bit different! They came to help the white cis overlords learn to be better and more accepting! Just you wait.

>>315305645
Elves and Dalaran Mages get front row seats.

filthy Lordaeron, Gilneas and Alterac peasants sit in the back.

Dwarves and Gnomes not even invited, no midgets allowed to in King Lane's presence

>>315309481

Nope.

>>315309385
>skipping the literal introduction to the universe

I'm sure a lot of people would want to see the Second War but you can't just skip straight to it.

>>315309385
It's probably why they had to make changes. It's probably going to be different, like some elements from the second war mixed in.

>>315308519
GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT BROTHER

WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN THE PURGE IS ALL OVER YOU BROTHER

>>315308892
This is Warcraft universe, not Tolkien

>>315305252

Fact is, kids don't give a shit about what happened before Warcraft 3, if not before WoW.

>>315309685
>>315309685
They might. Some kids like old Transformers instead of the Michael Bay movies.

>>315309385
Yeah, WC1 was primitive as hell. Although in fairness, if you actually read all the original lore they did back then (I still have my WC & WC2 books), particularly in the second game book, it wasn't bad and I could see a solid movie being made out of it in an alternate world where Metzen was long dead and WoW had never happened either. There's cool shit and drama to be had in a fighting withdrawal and the initial drama and demon shit and so on that set the table. The original Orcs were scary and relentless as fuck.

But obviously they're not going to do it that way.

>>315309385

Thats not the movie summary though

>Orcs are a people destined for greatness with conflicting parties and interests
>They unite behind the noble cause of exploring and conquering new worlds
>A wise wizard named Medivh helps them enter Azeroth, guided by the great revolutionary hero Sargeras
>The humans selfishly cling to their lands and use underhanded and dishonorable strategies to fight the orcs like aerial warfare, guerilla warfare, and turning Garona against her own kind
>the orcs eventually triumph over the warmongers in their own nation, turn the king's own plot against him and assassinate him, then overcome the evil plots of the humans and successfully expel them from Azeroth

It will be a great movie

>>315309385
>what are sequels

Is this the actual Kerdic?

>>315308897
Yeah and ironically the nigger orcs won't be the brown ones.

>>315309943
Warcraft 1 was kind of made on the fly since it was originally going to be a warhammer game. Blizzard pretty much just threw together a fantasy setting. They fleshed it out much more in Warcraft 2.

It's why Metzen says there's going to be some liberties. Warcraft 1 lore was pretty bare.

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>>315308519
Don't post skinny Hogan, post the roided up Hulkamania Hogan

>>315309385
>it's only by the combined might of the...

Not even close

Doomhammer's Horde was just about to sack Lordaeron when he was betrayed by Gul'dan who took two whole clans and just fucked off to go die in the Tomb of Sargeras.

>>315309481

without a doubt

>>315310014
Grove Street represent.

>>315309950
I'm so glad I emotionally divested myself of all things Blizzard after BlizzNorth was killed and SC2 came out. If I still gave a shit about them I'd probably be pretty bummed by this whole thing rather then extremely entertained.

>>315310134

Warcraft 1 has so little actual lore behind it that the wowpedia page is smaller than that for the Forsaken, a group that has only been around since Frozen Throne.

>>315306563
what is this meme? this shit is the most untrue thing ive seen in my entire life. and i see it all over this fucking site.

>>315310190
God it's hilarious how much these guys hated each other

>>315310270
If they spread out of the story of Hobbit for four miserable movies, they spread out Warcraft 1 for one... hopefully okay movie?

>>315310313

Some theaters started it after the batman shooting. I guess the logic is a psycho would NEVER bring a friend to help. Because you know, Columbine was a lone shooting, it wasn't 6 friends working together.

>>315310134
It wasn't bare as of WC2 though, by that point there'd be plenty enough to hang a decent start to a trilogy on, assuming you had halfway decent writers (insert long silence here). I'm not worried about stuff getting fleshed out, but when Metzen says "liberties" I'm pretty sure he means changing the entire fucking motivations and drama around entirely, or doing head bangingly dumb shit because it's "deep" or whatever.

>>315310448
It's not like Duncan Jones has made a bad movie yet. This would be his first.

Hard to believe that the guy who made Moon is directing this schlock

>>315310270
>a group that has only been around since Frozen Throne

Now to be fair, that is almost 13 years of compound growth.

>>315304830
>his teeth can't handle tooth piercings
get your fucking girly teeth out of here!!

>>315306471
I don't get people who think it's weird to go see a movie by yourself, it's a place where being social is actively discouraged.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BDi3rkBV7s

I was unemployed for a while last year and I would go in the morning midweek and have the whole theatre to myself. Comfy as fuck.

>>315310556
He would have to change motivations and drama for the sake of it being a movie. Lord of the Rings was changed pretty dramatically for the sake of presentation. As was Harry Potter.

Like the scene when Harry's name is put into the goblet of fire for example.

>>315310595
>That Gul'Dan

MY DICK

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>>315303127
I fucking love gryphons and will see it just for that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_J8k43gUhY

>>315310595
MODS PLEASE BAN THIS CHUCKLEFUCK FOR SPOILING BLIZZCON

>>315310382
I don't think they hated eachother during the Megapowers. They weren't exactly best friends though.

Macho Man hated Hogan so much he made a rap song about him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMbcOC5dS5k

>>315304830
tusks, not teeth. tusks never stop growing

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Can't believe nobody pointed this piece of trash out yet

>>315306276
nobody here is your "family" you fucking asshole. this is why your real family doesn't give a fuck about you, because you take such terms so lightly.

>>315310595
the captions say "I will save my people, no matter the cost"

>>315310907
Yeah, that's some Phantasmagoria-looking visuals, right there...

>>315310907
Do CGI backgrounds ever look good?

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>>315307941
>IS THAT MEDIVH BY THE KING!?
no it's Khadagar, Medivh is the antagonist.

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They should just make a movie about interspecies romance between a male hahan and female panda

Warcraft has a pretty unique (lazy and terrible) art style, why would anyone think that it would translate into live action?

>>315310216

Even before Gul'dan's betrayal, Doomhammer's naval campaign was crushed due to the dwarves and Kul Tiras getting involved in the war. Lordaeron would have been sacked, but he was fighting a losing battle in the long run.

>>315311021
Medivh wasn't an antagonist until later in the story. Khadgar was his student who took his place after Medivh betrayed the Alliance.

>>315310907
I can't even tell if the clothing is real in this shot.

>>315311209

This. Medivh was just a mage who helped the orcs out of kindness.

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>>315308892
that chunk of people sitting down looks like it was a photoshop crowd straight out of forza

>>315303127
>literally using music from 300
kek

>>315310605
Moon was pretty shit desu. It's entire schtick was a tweest you could easily guess the moment the second Edward Norton appeared.

Then you keep watching, expecting something tweesty to happen or to make more sense but then.. it ends.

Like jerking off furiously and putting your cock away letting it go limp before you bust a nut.

>>315311396
First thing I thought of too. Also the knights are almost definitely copy/pasted.

Oh my fuck this looks god awful. It's like 2001 tier compositing.

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>>315310595
Are those Garona's parents?

I hope Uwe Boll is directing this so that World of WoW can just fucking die already.

>>315310907
everyone literally looks as if they where poorly photoshopped into the castle

>>315311540
2001 the year, not the movie.

>>315311470
>moon was pretty shit
nah

>>315311396
>washboard with long black hair
>"ugh, is he, like, driving a car? that is NOT okay."

>>315311576
>Garonas parents
she is child of a woman that was enslaved by the horde and used as a sex-slave.

>>315310860
It is still stupid lol. It is like piercing your chin. Has no real value, but still is stupid.

>>315311576

Garona was the result of Gul'dan having an orc rape a draenei for crossbreeding experiments.

>>315311576
No. King Llane had a close relationship with Garona. Which made killing him that much harder.

>>315304559
Underrated post

>>315311638
>nah
yah

Also don't mind me just testing these fucking gayass filters: baka, desu, senpai

>>315311823
>Gul'dan having an orc rape a draenei
He was probably just jealous of the size of her penis

I'm starting to realize that a lot of people here don't actually know anything about Warcraft 1-2 lore. Which makes me kind of sad.

>>315311892
>didn't like moon
>also has a shit opinion about the filters
who could have possibly guessed

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>>315311687
>all those conflicting shadows and green screen auras

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>>315310595
Did they really pull off a fucking circle of life with Thrall's birth? Jezus Christ, Metzen you fucking hack.

>>315311809
You have to understand Metzen and the artists have a boner for piercings and have no idea what to do to make anything look suitably "wild" otherwise.

This is why orc are to piercings as the 40k Imperium is to skulls.

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>>315309590

To be honest, the plot of the First War almost identically matches the Second War, just that Humans canonically lost in the First War. Keep in mind this is when Blizzard didn't even realize Warcraft was going to be a multiple series game, and Warcraft 1 actually had two endings depending on who you played. So, technically, they COULD do the Second War first, but you know lore faggots would crucify them for it.

>>315309596

Hopefully.

I expect lots of WoW dank memes, because most WoW players have no idea what the fuck WC1/WC2 are.

>>315309943
>>315309950

Chris Metzen is single-handedly the reason why I quit WoW. Time travelling Orcs who dindunuffin did it in for me. I actually really like Garrosh, but they decided he had to die by Thrall Jesus's hand when it WAS Thrall's fault all along, as much as he wants to moralfag his way out of it.

>>315310001

The one and only, though I mostly lurk WoW threads. People still holding grudges in a video game 4-5 years after I stopped playing it and bring it up in anonymous image boards. wew lads.

>>315310216

While Lordaeron itself was mostly Lordaeronian defenders because Doomhammer took them by surprise, the actual armies of the Alliance (of the Second War) were motley crew style armies with soldiers from every kingdom. They were lead by Anduin Lothar and others.

>>315312084
>nd have no idea what to do to make anything look suitably "wild" otherwise.

Tattoos?

>>315311823
DINDU

>>315311753
"liberties"
-Meatzen

>>315312074
I don't think that was Thrall.

>>315312002
Warcraft 1 and 2 is meaningless, since half of it retconned anyway

>>315312059
Then why is Moon good? As I said, it's entire plot is a twist you can easily guess a 1/3rd of the way through the movie. Also it's a twist that's been done to death anyway (hence why it's so easily guessed).

The rest of the movie is the movie trying to pretend it's a big deal when I was sitting there expecting something to happen. Ergo, it's not a good movie, it blew its load too fast and too predictably, and even had the cheek to use not!Hal9000

>>315311540
>Also the knights are almost definitely copy/pasted.

They are castle knights, why would they wear different armor?

>>315306563
I have gone to theaters alone and I have never been turned away. I saw Godzilla alone last year.

>>315312139
Nah, tattoos can be wild but not suitably barbaric enough.

>>315312283
But that's like saying the Hobbit was meaningless because of the retcons Lord of the Rings made.

>>315310907
it's not even that the CG is bad, it's just that the actors are lit fucking awfully in the green screen. like holy shit that lighting doesn't match at all
at some point you maybe shouldve given up with the CG and make the scene fit the lighting so that shit like this doesn't stand out
just look at the kids on the right
that looks worse than those 2D cardboard cutouts they use in catalog photos for housing that's under construction

I never got where the orcs = niggers thing came from

If anything, orcs are closest to the Mongols when it comes to an irl equivalent.

>>315312373
I always go to movies alone.
>forever alone.

>>315312548
Because they dindu nuffin

>>315312548
so the niggers of asia

>>315312319
>everyone who wears the same armor get the same attacks and the armor broken at the same points

>>315312319
Nothing to do with the armor, it's the fact that they're pretty much pixel perfect copies spaced perfectly apart from eachother. They look like suits of armor that were put there, not knights wearing armor.

>>315305645
Where the fuck are the dwarves?

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>>315308892
I hope it'll lead to more elf porn

>nowadays you get trailers FOR trailers
What the uck

>>315312634

Except the Mongols accomplished something

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Why the FUCK is my 4chan advertising a fucking leddit documentary? REEEEEEE

>>315307169

But the orcs literally Dindu nuffin.. The alliance scum shot first.

>>315308473
Just because we don't see gnomes or dwarves in the trailer doesn't mean their technological advances don't serve any influence in the Warcraft universe. Hell in the Westfall shot with the orcs you can see a harvest golem in the distance. Simple technologies like combustion propelled projectiles is not far fetched in a universe like this since it's not suppose to draw parallels to real world advancement where magic and other intelligent species with a culture that centers itself around engineering.

>>315312548
salty wowfag white kek spotted.

>>315312616
thats the best though you dont have to worry about how you behave around someone you know and you get to pick the best seat available and you can book late because of all the empty seats between groups of people

>>315312295
Not him, but I thought the twist was revealed at a good pace. It slowly explains exactly what is going on through visuals rather than exposition in a clever way.

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>>315312794
>tfw there's something like 1/4 as much WoW porn being made as there used to be
That's when you know things have gone south.

>>315312863
Nigga what?
While they WERE under demonic influence, the Horde invaded and fucked everyone first.

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>>315313049
I miss that time.

>>315312662
>>315312703
They don't look damaged
Also they're guarding the king (?), you don't get busted armor for standing around and guarding all day.

At least they have different posing, head and legs etc

stop being a nitpick on details you probably wont notice while watching the actually movie
Atm you're just over analyzing a 15 second trailer teaser over and over

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>>315310907
Oh boy this is gonna be one huge piece of shit

>>315312629
>>315312863

Bullshit, even taking the demon blood drinking into consideration, the orcs committed atrocities and let down the spirits of their ancestors (the ghosts did NOT take well to Ner'zhul ordering the near-genocide of the Draenei).

The only orc has has literally done nothing wrong is Thrall, and that's purely because he's written for the universe to revolve around him. Even Saurfang slaughtered children in his youth, something he has regretted since ("I don't eat pork").

>>315312912

But I play Alliance, I just don't like bullshit spreading when it's on stuff that isn't true.

>>315313049

I blame source filmmaker.

That stuff is shit.

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>>315313184
jesus christ

>>315309385
If a Warcraft 3 movie ever happens(doubt it) I REALLY REALLY want them to make it 2 movies.
The first ending with Arthas killing the king. The 2nd with the end of the Frozen Throne.
>b-b-but muh elves and Archimonde
Literally no one gives a shit

I know all things Warcraft.

Ask me anything.

>>315313049

>Nothing but SFM stuff now

On the bright side their work compared to in the past when it was creative editing of screenshots is pretty amazing, but it's still a shame.

>>315313247
Orcs dun nuffin wrong, they was just hanging with the wrong crowd

>>315313179
Me too. My lust for Draenei is limitless.

>>315313304
>>315313331
That's part of it, but the sad truth is just that there's way less people involved, both from a creation and demand standpoint.

Shit sucks... Least we had a good run.

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>>315309385
>Proudmoore
>Genetically prone to mental illness
I'll pass

>>315313331
There's some good SFM stuff. I recently studied a 22 minute one set in the Highmaul Arena. It was pretty good.

>>315312804
>now days

teasers have existed for quite some time now..

>>315308574
>take liberties
>doesn't factor in that guns would easily prevent Horde from remotely becoming a threat when the entire point of the Iron Horde was having equal technology to Azeroth

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I haven't played WOW since WOTLK and I'm excited. I gotta get past that city level in WC3 where you have to burn shit IIRC. Tough

>>315310907
Remember when truly good directors would actually MAKE that set instead of using 100% of green screens?

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>>315313485
Jaina's the only one with mental illness.
Daelin was the rightest man in Azeroth

>>315312084
>>315312430
What do you suggest?

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Blizzard is hoping this will boost WoW subs aren't they?

>>315303127
I'm gonna watch this movie just to fucking sit and eat popcorn while laughing my ass off at how terrible it is, and how awful just the idea is that you would make a fucking movie out of warcraft, a god damn children's RTS/MMO

>>315313659

Yes.

It was very expensive.

>>315313693
they want to cash in on that "extended universe" money

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Main Alliance character in this is Varian's daddy isn't it?

>>315313676
I can't suggest anything, I'm not an artist. It's not my bloody job to design wild and barbaric orcs that don't overuse piercings all the time. Let the people who are supposed to be "experts" at this shit do their fucking job ay?

>>315313673
>literally everything he said has come true
>Theramore is a crater in the ground and it's all Jainas fault
I wonder if the irony is lost on her or not.

>>315310987
You are probably unaware of just how much CGI backgrounds are used in TV and movies. Many have fooled you

>>315313768
And it paid off.
See LotR.

>>315313808

No, Lord Lothar. Last surviving bloodline member of the Arathi (the original kingdom of humanity before it split into the human kingdoms we have now)

>>315306776
>None of my close high school friends play games anymore.
>College friends are too far away.

Time to pirate.

>>315313693
Just like Marvel hoped the Guardians of the Galaxy movie would boost comic sales.

>>315305053
Activision Blizzard..?

>>315313659

Yes and that took time was crazy expensive. LotR was a massive fucking gamble.

>>315311687
>>315310907
IS THAT A TEENAGER VARIAN?

>>315313835
I'm just asking since you seem pretty against it, piercings aren't so bad for a barbaric look. Ever look at Africans?

I don't think I've gone to see a movie since they showed the third Madoka movie.

>>315313990
Neither of which are EA

>>315303867
We already have Pirates of the Carribean if you want an entire movie set at sea, anon.

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>paying to watch Alliancefag: The Movie
No thanks. It's enough dealing with Blizzard giving them the best pvp racials in-game, just to force people to play those boring races, I'm not paying to go see a movie about those assholes too.

>>315312130
I mostly gave up on Moon Guard. Backed out of the server forums once the shit got so bad they moved to Tumblr. Thought you guys and the League were one of the good eggs though.

Considering there are orcs in snow, there might be combining of First and Second War stuff.

>>315313635
Sarah please leave you pedophile.

>>315314168
It didn't have giant sea turtles with canons mounted on them though.

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>>315310907
This is fucking awful.

>>315314241
>Alliancefag: The Movie

You know Humans LOST the first war, right?

>>315314274
I know who you're talking about, but I don't know the bit that would relate what I said to that thing

>>315314241
Not only do the humans lose the first war but it's clear that they turned Orcs into some noble assmunchers that are the actual stars of the film. What more do you want?

>>315314241

>alliance fag
>about humanity getting fucked by orcs

Wrong film anon.

>>315314059
I'm not AGAINST it as such. I just think that, for artists with their amount of experience, they could try something different or know of more means of achieving the same goal to spice things up.

Spending years following the same conventions and never really challenging yourself means pure stagnation in any field or quest in life. You can't get better or wiser or more knowledgeable in something if you just find "what works" and repeating it ad infinitum. Otherwise you just end up with a boring look. Like one guy who always draws the same shit. "Oh wow, horses, again?"

>>315310907
The guy on the right looks like he was just cropped in, no extra work done.

>>315307041
That would be even worse, it's like putting Siberia in a background shout of Cape Town.
Dun Morogh would be the Swiss Alps. Still pretty bad, but on a scaled-down world it's not nearly as bad.

>>315313485
How is it mental illness when she is completely justified in her anger?

What the fuck technology is this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_J8k43gUhY

>>315314738
Her mental illness is that she ever trusted orcs

>>315314514
he does. Honestly that's one of the worst, most jarring effects I've seen in a long fucking time. Hopefully they still have a lot of post-production left to do with this movie, otherwise it will be Dungeons and Dragons tier, except without a career defining performance from Jeremy Irons.

>>315314738
she was going to murder an entire city of "people"

>>315303127
Does anyone even want a Warcraft movie anymore?

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>They intentionally kept the cartoonish aesthetic

This is what WoWbabbies believe. I hope Blizzard gets their nuts candy crushed.

>>315314826
That I will agree on.

>>315314808
>you can pan the camera around in the video

How?

>>315314808
it's an oculus thing

>>315314808
this shit is like spartacus tier bluescreen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WXDJPaHuR4

>>315314881
They missed that mark by about seven years to be honest. They should have made this while the hype and popularity for WoW was feverishly high.

>>315314241
Go suck some more orc cock, cunt.

>>315314939
meant to simulate wearing an oculus

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>>315314826
I have a friend that "shipped" her with Thrall hardcore. They haven't gotten over the fact that it isn't canon yet, salty af.

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>>315314808

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>>315313329
>I know all things Warcraft.
Why?

>>315313069
>"He dindu nuffin he a good Orc"
>"Straight A warlock goin' to Dalaran and all"
>"We need mo' money for dem barracks"

>>315309385
They're going to milk this into more movies, anon.
Plus think of all the normalfags that are going to watch this, they know nothing of the universe, and even the Second War with no prior information could confuse casuls.

>>315313329
Could Mozart still be alive?

>>315314968
>>315315085
>>315314808
It's pretty cool with a google cardboard.

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>tfw you used to love the barbaric orcs from wc3
>tfw they kept pushing their noble side to ridiculous proportions making you embarrassed that you ever liked them

>>315306090
>female orc
muh dick

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>>315315386
>there will be no Male Human x Female Orc shenanigans in this movie

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>yfw this becomes the normie movie of the century
>"For The Horde" becomes more than a meme than it already is
>People unironically saying "Zug-Zug"
>"Kek" will undoubtedly have a moment in the movie

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>>315314293
>>315314404
>>315314481
This is going to be some bullshit movie about how "Peaceful, civilized Alliances are suddenly attacked by the evul hordes and through their nobility and honor, they nobly thrive and eventually win through impossible odds because of their human perseverance and honor, and nobility!" type of Alliance pandering bullshit. This is Alliancefag: The movie, and 90% of it is going to be watching Alliancefags doing their Alliance thing. You're not fooling anyone.

Worse part is that thanks to this fucking movie, it's not going to be 10 alliances for every 1 Horde in-game, now it's going to be 40 alliances for every 1 Horde player, thanks to easily impressionable faggots who will subscribe to play "knight in shining armor!".

Fuck this movie.

>>315315496
Except there will be. Garona and Llane were close as hell

>>315314808
What kind of sorcery is this!?

>>315315496
there is though

see >>315310595

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>>315314254

>Moon Guard

Jesus CHRIST. As much as I love Warcraft lore, our server somehow attracted some of the most narcissistic insecurity-ridden people I've ever met. People who would over react over silly stuff, or conversely try to pull the politically correct card ONLY when it would suit them. The fact that a lot of those people actually had a dedicated tumblr to circlejerk told me some of those people had some serious brain problems.

It still amazes me that Tendael and myself managed to SOMEHOW scrap together a server-wide PvP event that logically lead into the steps of the Theramore Assault before it got nuked and managed to attract hundreds of players for the finale. For once I saw the server united, but it didn't take but more than a month later when many of the groups that helped form that event broke down. Always because of personal OOC bullshit, or some stupid 10 year long grudge one guild leader had with another. People who would argue over semantics on the lore (whether the Church was based off Catholicism or a more Protestant approach) that people were self-identified experts on.

In the end, the only people I saw losing out from all that drama were just the normal roleplayers who enjoyed being on an active server that had a community which drew all the guilds together once and a while.

>>315313325

This.

>>315313485

It still pisses me off to this day that Jaina going crazy after the Theramore nuke didn't have any sort of voice over or reference to her father that she cooperatively MURDERED with her Orc BFFs. It amazes me how in the Warcraft universe where every human/orc has every right to be as racist/xenophobic as possible, Metzen rights every antagonist off as "LE OLD GODS". Garrosh was the only exception and SURPRISE: was the best Orc character we've had in forever.

>>315315504
I'll be a little disappointed if a peon doesn't say "MOWA WORK?"

>>315315592
This fucking guy, holy shit.

>>315315602

but she fucked Medihv

>>315313725
So....your retaliation for blizzard making a shitty movie out of a shitty mmo, is to give them money? Sound logic there shill-bro

>>315315080
Enjoy your shitty cgi shitfest, alliancefag

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>>315315592
it's your fault for still playing WoW

>>315315742
Garona's a bitch, what do you expect

>>315303127
The trailer makes the movie look like some terrible made for TV movie.

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This hit me right in the feels, seeing that harvest golem wants me to grind westfall again!

>>315312548
>Orcs invade a world
>get butthurt when the inhabitants of that world fight back
dindu nuffins need mo money fo dem programz

>>315315504
>yfw Blizzard advertizes Warcraft in Turky using Top Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch6fZW5hKQY

>>315315592
Be careful with those edges, Anon.

>>315315682
>Moon Guard
Still doesn't hold a candle to Argent Dawn EU. That place was legit /b/ in WoW realm form.

>>315315870
HOLY FUCKKKKK

>>315315870
>harvest golems
>that soon
LITERALLY
BREAKING
CONTINUITY

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>>315315592
You're jokinh, right?

The Alliance are The Police.
Horde are Mace Dindus.

"Journalists" are going to draw so many racial parallels that aren't there it won't even be funny. It's not funny. America is shit. England has no identity.

Activision buying Candy Crush is World News.

>>315313325
Thats a given.
Reign of Chaos is a very long campaign.
The Frozen Throne is also a extremely long campaign.

>>315315870

hype!

love westfall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CUGauMEWJg

>>315314856

Wiping out that one city would end the war in one swift stroke, ending the orc race on Azeroth, returning Kalimdor to the Night Elves, and consigning the Forsaken to an inevitable defeat followed by swift extinction. It was a good idea.

Instead, they besieged Orgrimmar, captured Garrosh, let him escape to an alternate reality, and made themselves vulnerable to further planetary invasions.

>>315315870
>315315

witnessed confirmed greatest movie ever made

>>315315891
But thats already an advert, anon.

Its clearly a gnome looking for a tasty Orc snack.

>>315310987
Yes. This is them fucking up the green screening.

>>315316048
Focusing only on the Arthas' side of things would be the best.
IF it gets really popular(which it wont) they could do a "B side" of the movies, with the whole invasion schnack.

>>315315870
awwwwwwwww shietttttttt fuck it im buying a virtual ticket to blizzcon, still not buying legion unles this trailer is next LEVEL

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This looks... awful.

>>315315870
I think thats actually a scarecrow that looks like a harvest golem