I not sure she could handle it.
>Requesting Vita in a public shower getting embarrassed as Wii-U stumbles into her, with both of her 32 GB breasts falling onto Vitas shoulders saying "Ara ara", aloof to what she did as she has soap in her eyes, and then waltzing back to her showerhead.
games4 the players?
don't worry about it
word to the wise, if youre plannin on buyin somethin from the eshop, dont get pixelpaint.
it isnt worth it
Any drawfags up for making any more Console-Tan hairs for SDT?
Hey man, I never said you couldn't post new content, I'm just shocked you choose to repost the same things over and over again when I know you have at least one folder full of porn of all of the tans.
we all do, anon
Then why even have these threads if it's just the same pictures over and over again?
Watch, in at least 20 minutes someone's going to have posted PS4 eating a taco, PC crying over Dreamcast, seven different images of Wii U disconnecting her head, and hell, maybe we'll get to see the one where 2DS plays poker.
Sorry, you're not allowed to post something original like foot fetish drawings, only the same comics and humorous drawings over and over again. That's the rules of Console-tan threads
It's that time of the week again.
Post requests and I'll try and finish most of them today.
No lewds though, can't into lewds.
iPhone tan settling into the Nintendo household, maybe being a creep and spying on 3DS.
I kind of like them appearing alongside the cute girls though.
Seeing red and I wet the bed.
You can be anything you want in virtual reality.
She's a slut, so no.
Pure Xbone though, perhaps MS would appreciate her.
Everyone loves Xbone.
Every day I have to stop myself from wanting to buy one because of her.
Would you though, if she were official?
(pretty sure there's an official ps4 tan in taiwan anyway)
ok you got me
>actually putting in the effort to fake that
Yes and probably, but she likes it on.
They've been a thing since seventh gen, they just didn't explode like they did until last year around this same time.
I wish there was more PS3 tan art
>tfw your console will never give you paizuri
NEXT GENNEG TXEN
Why doesn't your hand look like a dick?
>try to join flockroom to draw lewds
>all that chaos and shitflinging
Not tonight, I guess.
Woah fuck are these threads still existing? Last time I was here was december.
It still surprises me that /ctt/ even survived that month long 8gag raid back in late 2014. Mods actually did their best for once, at least under the given circumstances.
Requesting PS4 in this position, wearing the same clothing.
>Master shitposters from a 4chan clone made by a cripple create a ban evading bot with a 4chan pass to kill threads about humanized gaming consoles by bloating it full of reposted content
You can't make this shit up
>The Xbone I doodled quickly survived
I predicted it was going to be erased first.
I had a nightmare where I went to the future and saw an old PS4-tan.
Her tits sagged to the point it looked like two giant dis inflated balloons hanging all the way to the floor.
Now that you bring it up though, which tan will age the most gracefully?
I imagine x-bone, being she's a cyborg. Though if you want to put reasoning behind it, perhaps Wiiu-tan would make the most sense, as nintendo's preference in games to generally go for unique aesthetics allows them to age better than games that go for realism.
Also, she's already drawn as a milf.
>x-bone, being she's a cyborg
It's just a helmet.
What console are you buying for Christmas, /v/?
>buying any console this gen
Unless handhelds count, then 3DS is worth it.
Pretty sure none of them age physically. They just kinda disappear when forgotten. I'd imagine they just give up their position once the new generation comes along.
This. Once retired they just live out their existence in their respective company's mansion.
I think I prefer if they just blend in with the crowd. The exceptions are consoles that actually die with or without a replacement. In this case Dreamcast is one of those. Vita too possibly in the future.
Dreamcast should be quite friendly with all the other consoles. One way or the other, it passed on some its games and franchises on to other consoles after it died. So each console will have a token/memory to remember that of its existence.
Might get an Xbone. I've been itching to get my hands on Rare Replay, and by the time the holidays roll around, Rock Band 4 will probably be more full-featured. That and the potential backwards-compatibility.
Truly a holy mission being the first man to ever buy an xbox one with a video game.
A trophy room of sorts displaying various console-tan hats/headgear, such as SNES', Gamecube's, NES', Xbone's, Vita's hooded sweatshirt, 2DS' eyepatch, and any others you can think of.
Anyone else getting connection errors?
Same here, might draw something later.
Best suggestion I can think of is the Yotsuba karate pose with tans of your choice. Or maybe one of those expression challenges around the internet.
>remember that thread
>can't remember if I made that one or a different one
doesn't feel good, man.
Considering Valve's commitment on turning PC into another console, I'm surprised no one has made a comic about it. Like PC becomes increasingly nervous when more and more games are being shipped with 30FPS caps, and then the consoles
consolehim by telling him that he is already a console, and Gabe Newell shows up with that evil grin of his.
How did both of you get this wrong? The NEW Standard is the green haired one, but now that I think about it, the only thing that doesn't make sense here is XL's blue color, since Japan got blue and we didn't.
That comic is pretty outdated now, especially with the artist redesigning NEW Standard.
Pretty much that.
Though actually, The PS4/Xbox use customized PC hardware, and modern arcade systems are quite literally Windows machines. So maybe the consoles are becoming PCs?
I want to thank whoever drew this. It made my week a whole lot easier.
alrighty got it done
Oh God, my heart. I can't take it. I always thought it was a greeting.
>She's greeting you.
>Motions for you to walk over to her.
>Bear hug trap
I'm glad you guys liked it!
Anyway, I posted the gba "sa-x" comic on saturday on the booru. Looking at it now, I wish I did a better job on it. I how someone liked it at least.
I saw it, and it was pretty spooky.
Especially with how GBA's shoulder buttons changed from panel to panel.I still liked it.
>Anonymous 11/03/15(Tue)21:50:32 No.315340
Whoops. Wonder how I didn't notice that.
If anyone is still taking requests, I'd like to see 3DS and 2DS picking apples for a harvest. WiiU is going to throw a party.
I can't remember any of the other ideas I had. Didn't have a chance to write them down.
>3DS-tan talks to Tom Nook.
>Genesis makes them all pay
That feeling when someone posts your comics. I wish I didn't rush the art so badly for this batch.
>put on some clothes on dammit
Man, I haven't made one of these in ages. Hope you like it.
sorry this one took a while
>that ruffled hair
Pretty funny. I was starting to miss that PS4-tan of yours.
great. It's making me... feel some things.
don't forget about me!
Doing requests, will deliver next week. Nothing lewd please.
WiiU as a Wonderful One.
Unless that already exists
Xbone as a custom Gouf mk something
I always wanted to see something like this.
>third (real) one is fully colored or completely white
>tfw having you use your phone as a hotspot to play online on 3DS
What if she was a Zeong?
I didn't make it, I just found it ages ago. Whoever made it also made this.
Shit, now I want to see Xbone as Zechs.
don't know if youre still here but i did this too.
worried i made her too manly though
she really does need more love
Not what I had in mind, but that could work. Although, you could also have 3DS, 2DS, and XL all dress in Link outfits since they're basically the same system and can all play the game. I've had this vision in my mind for quite a while that she could multiply herself into three copies, like some "after image with mass" sort of deal. Not quite the same, but similar.
Why? I don't know why. 3D.
>you know I'm blind in the dark
But I love her, anon.
>worried i made her too manly though
Not to worry. She looks cool enough to chill and play vidya with, and that's all I need. I can kinda see what you mean though, so maybe play round with her mouth and hair a little? (smaller mouth) Just generally make her head a little more feminine. If it doesn't work out, it's still good. The rest looks great.
Not the OR, but I love seeing her get new art.
does anybody have the picture of PS4 sticking out of Vita's stomach saying "Real nigga hours, who tf up?"
It's Wii U and I never saved the edit.
knew the face was the problem
step in the right direction?
Maybe it's the eyebrows? Maybe it's the structure of her head or those thick lines? Still feels a little masculine,
but that's okay.It does look better, so yeah. I bet she has some pretty eyes underneath those glasses. I still haven't been able to draw my ideal 3DS-tan.
Yeah, I drew them. I feel like an asshole reposting them myself though. Is it better if I just link to tumblr?
tumblr or the booru would be nice pls
ah alright, thanks for the suggestions guys, ill fix it up later if i get time
>I still haven't been able to draw my ideal 3DS-tan.
for some reason everybody always seems to have a hard time figuring out the best look for 3DS-tan
Oh just go ahead and post them for god's sake, the thread's half dead and it's almost midnight anyway.
I mean link too because the thread might die but still, who cares, post it.
You forgot Wii U.
I wanted to draw PC too back then. but I can't upload any drawings right now.
The coloring and shading in this first chapter are something I should relearn. I copied them from Inkerton.
I'm glad it did, anon.
Not the eyes I had in mind.
>for some reason everybody always seems to have a hard time figuring out the best look for 3DS-tan
3DS-tan (for me, ideally) lies in some strange spectrum of tomboy/reverse-trap. I love tomboys and reverse-traps, and it's difficult to get that right balance of femininity and masculinity when the character is androgynous but still totally a girl. She can look, play, and act like a boy, but is still very much a girl. "Boyish girl" is just a weird thing to say, and it's a difficult thing to capture in appearance alone because a lot of what I have in mind is based on personality.
Probably not making any sense because I'm tired.
This is when I broke the promise of redoing the art.
>"What the fuck is a royal flush"
Running on old hardware or something. Doesn't really explain why she smokes though. There's a onee-san version as an alternate "cater to children" thing.
I had an idea for a 3 panel comic, Wii U's body is blindly looking for her head and Xbone is blindly looking for her helmet, then the third panel is Wii U's head wearing Xbone's helmet having an adventure
it's always a party when Gamesphere shows up
I like the PS2 one.
As far as I know that was the one that stuck, more or less.
This thread just exploded with life. Wii-U tan is truly magic.
I hope so too.
I looked at Inkerton for refs on Vita-tan, but a few people have been saying that I do it differently. Let me try to doodle something to help in a bit.
I think Dreamcast stuck too, or was that not Impact?