>playing pokemon GO
>Rare pokemon detected!
>App leads me into an alleyway
>"watchu got there white boi? pokemans?"
>Group of melanin-enhanced gentlemen surround me
>"Here lemme show you my rayquaza"
>Unzips pants, BBC in my ass
>Walk down dark alley
>Team Nigglet steals your Pokemon (Phone)
>Invite bae over for crunchyroll and chill
>Pokemon wristband starts beeping
>Wandering through the streets
>Leads into public toilet
>Specifically the Gloryhole stall
>nothing but snorlax, garbodor, and rufflet