the game was a boring grind to get three cgs that aren't even very good, and it straight up wasn't finished and never will be finished
he didn't even try to hide the fact that it wasn't finished, he straight up left unfinished shit in and was like "soz lol"
>$20,000 USD in patreon funds
>we're the entitled ones
apparently focusing on princess, adding lola's missing feature/story and so forth.
A popular porn artist jumped back and forth between paysites and donation sites. Finally, he decided he would create games on donation sites. He was paid thousands of dollars per month for almost a full year, before revealing he had done almost nothing the entire time, and that the game he did manage to create was very unfinished.
TL;DR: NEVER give a porn artist money, under any circumstances.
>grinded through that whole fucking game for the Lola path
>"lol fag it'll be done when it's done"
One awful cg and some lazy tiny gifs
You should be careful with your words.
What's that? Hire artists and programmers with a background in the videogame industry? We, uh, can't work with other people for...reasons. Continue throwing money at us though.
It gets worse.
>in 2 weeks he's already over the poverty line
>makes flash games for some porn site
>releases them unfinished
>breaks away from them to work on his own shit
>makes Magic Shop
>releases it unfinished
>"I'm working on it."
>makes Princess Trainer instead
>releases it unfinished
>"I'm going back to finish Magic Shop, Princess Trainer Gold will follow."
>makes Witch Trainer instead
>releases it unfinished
I want off Mr. Slav's wild ride.
>50k+ a month
>This person makes over 600k a year from fan art
Jesus H. Christ
At least he knows how to draw
50k per month
for fucking tutorials. God damn, this guy has it made.
Iris is going to have an entire path for herself, as well.
You can find some 15 minutes worth of footage. Looks like that should be pretty good, provided those 15 minutes weren't the bulk of the path
>HAHA You're doing arts & humanties! What a moron! Good luck ever getting employed loser, I'm doing STEM, 300k starting any job I want, u jelly?
Looking back on my life choices, maybe ignoring my parents advice about going to an art college and instead joining the Navy was a bad idea.
At least I get all the vidya I want I guess.
It just ain't right to make that much money from fanart. Especially when the artists that actually created those characters don't make anywhere near that much dosh.
But life isn't fair, so whatever.
All those STEM faggots who constantly shitpost about their future employment prospects and high pay.
They are earning less than half of what some art school retard is now earning doing fanart. What a fucking world.
>playing for the first time
>look at tutorial
>lola explains how to do shit
>get confused at the beginning of the game
>relook at tutorial
>lola asks if you want her to do the tutorial topless this time
best part of the game
Disney founded a multimillion dollar empire on fanart of folk stories, and they keep fucking over copyright laws to keep it to themselves while they're at it.
Remember when copyright law was life +20 years?
No you don't. Disney changed it to +70.
>It just ain't right to make that much money from fanart.
Now all those large studio cease and desist orders make sense.
>the artists that actually created those characters don't make anywhere near that much
That's the saddest part. A team of artists turned in several rough drafts and original designs, which were dissected and combined, only for the project lead to take all of the credit.
I still came to it multiple times, but yeah it was a fucking gigantic disappointment. Everything was unfinished and instead of just removing it, Akabur put his dumbshit self insert to say "lol I'm too lazy to do this". It did give me a new fetish of cumming in hair though, so there's that
>that first night of playing it
>that scene where she comes back covered in cum with jasmine on a lease also covered in cum
my dick was so raw that ramsay kicked me off the show
No, the worst part was getting Iris to start going to the brothel, going there literally five minutes later, and hearing that she's been a huge anal whore for weeks.
Not even getting to be her first customer. Also not certain, but I don't think she even has an anal scene at all.
>all of this hypocrite will jump to the wagon when they got slight bit of drawing skill
To be fair, "furry money" seems to be mostly whale hunting. You find those few guys willing to comission their fetish/character for thousands of dollars. Otherwise, there's not actually many that do it.
The game was significantly smaller in scope than Princess Trainer. One fucking room and three characters, only one of which was fappable.
The game was also a total grind, even more so then PT.
>you will never recruit a ragtag group of devs and make a decent porn game
No, he's spending 8 months saying he's "doing work."
This is why all Patreons like this should be "per game" or "per movie" rather than "per month."
StudioFOW did that for a while back when they had a smaller staff and were producing things less frequently. It gives people incentives to actually finish their work.
Yes, Witch Trainer is boring as fuck. I remember losing my boner somewhere around my second hour of constant clicking through all the grindy bullshit that was supposed to disguise the lack of content in the game.
This guy is making 25k every 2 weeks... for now. It's all about job stability in the long run and patreon is anything but stable. It could launch him into some other position elsewhere, or he could end up as "that creepy guy who drew lewd girls for 3 months on Patreon and nobody wants to hire him"
Sakimichan was already a professional illustrator before starting on Patreon.
I find it hilarious how salty people get over it though. Someone finds success doing something they love and all the miserable nine-to-fivers come out to complain about how its not a REAL job and they don't deserve it.
and people are still willing to give him money for it.
at this point i'm not even mad. shine on, you lazy slav diamond.
i'll pirate your porn in three or four years when you sort of half put out a demo.
Yeah, I don't get it. I've seen cuter traps.
>mid teen girls having magical pillow fighting with levitating pillows in their undies
>Slytherin slut sneaking around their wing looking to cause trouble
>makes the pillows explode and the feathers autonomously start tickling all the girls in room
>Slut gets caught by girl night watch and tied to a bed face up, limbs spread and tied to head and foot post
>forced to chug a futa potion
>time to break this whorse in~<3
>play with 1 hand from morning to night with no fucking breaks, not even peeing or eating until its finished
>put the most lewd part on screen for climax
>sort of aiming at the pc case
>fucking pulse super pressure cum shoots at the speed of sound and hits the case front fan
>cum inside my computer
I think you do have brainproblems. and if you're too dense to find it when you already know the creator who has a direct download on his site for free, then you don't deserve to be spoonfed.
>Princess trainer is finally released.
>Get ready for the long haul.
>Whip my dick out and stroke it as I begin to play.
>Keep doing this.
>This continues for 4-5 hours, well into the early morning.
>By the end of the 4 hours I've blueballed myself.
>Get to an Iris scene.
>Realize shit's gonna go down.
>Rip off my shirt to protect its fabric for what is about to occur.
>My cum shoots out, over my shoulder, landing on the floor.
>It keeps flowing out.
>It's spurting on my shoulder, chest, and stomach before finally ceasing.
>Take a long shower afterwards
>Gender swapped Howl
Only good ones are kakashi and hinata, everone else looks like their basic artwork from source
I always wanted a hentai of Kiki's Delivery service though, never could find any
Not completely up to date but I think he's been doing video walks around his neighborhood and drawing requests from his Patreons. Oh and he's been "working" on Princess Trainer: Gold
or so he says he never posts actual updates for it
I was never asking for a link to anything you fucking retard
you're the one who got confused
Here's the chain and my posts in said chain
dude where have you fucking been
it's been "out" for months
do you even know who made the game?
why do you think out is in qoutations
so how are do you not know how to find the DL link?
well for one, it's been a while since I played it, and for 2, i'm not the one who told you to google it.
Maybe check his patreon.
>i'm not the one who told you to google it
do you have brain problems or are you linking to the wrong person?
why did you ask me if I knew where to DL it then
Make sure you learn how to read next time you post fucknuts
In America? Only 132k a year? You poor bastard, you may as well be living in a box on the street.
Oh really now? It was your bad?
No hard feelings
>Kogod Tax Center at American University
says right there at the bottom, bruh.
the magazine got in moderate shit for it and the artist distanced himself from the whole thing, saying he was just asked to draw sad people and didn't know what they were being used for.
Artists realized all they need to do is say a few nice words to a bunch of desperate losers, and they can have said losers ship money top them by the boatload.
And with all this easy money coming around, they realized they can put in less effort, and the same losers will defend them from any kind of criticism because "pateron is the chemo saving artists" and all that bullshit.
It doesn't help that 99% of these fuckers are jumping on the Patreon bandwagon and doing all kinds of bullshit like "exclusive" this and "exclusive" that.
>Grandfather left me his mineral rights and silver mining company
>Almost $3,450,000 a year
A chunk of it goes back into the company but I went from being lower middle-class to upper class and it feels good as fuck. Glad I took all those business management classes like my Dad told me to because I would be fucked hard if I got this on my lap and didn't have a clue what to do.
>only $7000 a month
you do know thats considered upper middle class, and that all that person needs to do is draw dogs fucking dogs all day.
And it doesn't even matter if you're shit at anatomy, because furries don't give a shit and will lap up any slop you throw down at them
They only just updated recently. They added 2 sprites, with an animation each. And after a mere twenty fucking years since the last one.
They better be working on something good in the background, like a whole new gamemode based around the VN shit or something, because goddamn. They could not get any more glacial.
Hahaha, what the hell? All those people are rich as fuck compared to to average person. Why do they look so sad? I'd be swimming in a tub full of $100 bills if I made 230k a year.
Most of those people have far better job stability and a higher prospect of making even more money and better connections than a porn artist making cheap money.
You can make almost a million a year just being a good stripper but nobody is going to recommend it over being a skilled civil engineer.
>180k a year
>No increase in tax money whatsoever
>Those sad fucking faces anyway
Oh, how this tax increase will devastate the lives of the average man! Why do we keep punishing our poor, downtrodden lower-middle class?
the only thing that annoys me about people in STEM degree programs is that they brag about their 340953489k starting as if they actually have it right now, despite not even being in their respective field yet
I'm suprised that Zone didn't hop on the Patreon bandwagon already.
With his job at Lab Zero, and easily getting like $50k+ from Patreon per month (cause we all know his insane and rabid fanbase that would defend his dead corspe if need be), would supply him with that much, he could literally live like a king.
and he'd only push out one work per year.
He's pulling it out of his ass.
If I was raking in millions per year, you bet your sweet boypussy I won't be on fucking 4chan.
i'd be traveling the world, be in a different country every damn month.
imo the only serious problem was the grinding. I was still invested and was easily able to get off to it.
It wasn't the same 8 hour continuous session I was able to get out of PT, but still.
Why the fuck would I want to go to any other country?
Canada is fucking terrible, Japan is fucking terrible, China is fucking terrible, Mexico is fucking terrible, Italy is hairy and terrible, Russia is terrible, France is terrible, the UK is terrible, South America is terrible except for maybe some parts of Chile, the entire middle East and Africa are both terrible as fuck, Australia is terrible, Pacific Islands are all terrible and creepy, the poles are both fucking wastelands, Greenland is depressing as fuck and so is Iceland, Switzerland is too cold for me, Sweden is terrible, Norway is terrible, Poland is terrible, Vietnam is too chinky for me, Korea is terrible, I can't think of one fucking place I'd like to go.
The only reason I love my state is because it's covered in trees and mountains and the only people around just want to do their god damn job instead of being terrible awful people.
Then how do you explain this?
yes, a leg above the rest of the artists
Yes and no
Abed is still on it, so it will always end up being meta with his character
Overall meta level is probably about Season 2.5 not quite season 3 but kinda pushing from season 2
if there were any definitive proof of an a-lister doing anything here the media would be on this place like flies on the shit it is
im sure theres people of higher repute here but theres never going to be any proof of it, so the best we get is writers and the like, people behind the scenes that nobody cares about
Still not comparable.
And also, prove it.
Either way, doing that kind of artwork still takes lots of skill, time, and effort.
I'm not even a fan, but artistic skill of that level is impressive.
Is it worth 26,000 a month? Not to me, but shit, if 3000 people want to give him a bit of their money to see him create art, more power to him. The fuck do I care, if I want that I should be trying to do something that matters that much to other people as well.
The one thing I've noticed as a common theme amongst people with a lack of perspective on the real world ie: neets on /v/, is that somehow the world is supposed to be fair or some shit. Life is about effort, talent, and a little bit of luck.
I don't find her hot now, but
I thought she was hot in the first two movies
Keep in mind I thought this at the time. While I still feel more for her then, its my child mind that made that decision
I am a professional artist yet nobody gives a shit about what I do.
I can do literally anything and yet it will be like I don't exist.
This is NOT about art, this is about scheming and exploiting idiots.
>And also, prove it.
Exactly. /vg/ has a constant thread about this game, which has half the people saying they could easily make a better game.
There's like about three different slave trainer games in "development" now and all they have to show for it is a blog and some random art samples. I'll gladly give them money if they actually get off their butts and make something I can wank to.
Meanwhile the other half of /vg/ is busy modding the game, but so far all they have to show for it is an extra scene or two and some shitty photoshop edits of existing artwork.
As other people said, it's all about knowing the right people. There's a ton of god tier artists on Pixiv that are basically unknown and just shit out a doujin or two every Comiket and otherwise don't exist.
No I'm still alive.
Why would you play this trash when you could play Demon's Sperm. /v/ rages for the souls series.
>Am I the only one that thinks she is severely overrated?
Don't be silly, of course you're not the only one.
She can't act, and the films where she tries to do so all try to be artsy-fartsy, when they're in fact quite vapid.
Hell, she wasn't even a good Hermione to start with, and from what I recall reading about the behind the scenes stuff of HP, it turns out that the little cunt refused to wear fake buck teeth and didn't let her hair get all bushied-up, in addition to getting every single good Harry and Ron line for the majority of the films because the scriptwriter had a hard on for her.
In terms of good looking girls in the whole HP franchise, she's not even the best looking one, there's at least two that top her, that being the girl that played Fleur and the first Pansy Parkinson.
There's nothing wrong with it, it's just a thread full of frustrated people that they didn't also escape the broken system that forces them to do shit they don't want to do all day every day.
Power to people like her who managed to make a living doing what she loves. That's great for her. However, for 99% of talented artists, that will not happen and they will be forced to take an unrelated job to get by.
$980 to get a feminazi to review a videogame from 25 years ago.
>only decent gameplay
>lack of scene variety
>lack of enemies
>shitty fullflap style
Gee, I don't know.
>you will never be the undeclared due to loop holes live-in stress relief consultant/boytoy of a powerful executive dragon lady trying to convince her having two children for tax purposes is not a good idea
The American Dream just sounds so hard sometimes. Would it even be worth it?
She was cute and odd looking at first, but she went from Luna Lovegood to Luna Lovefood.
>shitty sticky looking clothing
>draws their avatar not-fat but wide
>paying people to review something
This is some unlucky Dad's little girl.
Is that cake tattooed on her left arm?
In that case, I'm going to disembowel you, flay you and string up your carcass from a nearby tree.
>30 FUCKING K a month
>They've released fuckall in what, a year?
>Spent only redrawing what was already made
Who wants to finish shit? Finishing shit means the end of the gravy train.
>cannot beat mostly rng based fight
>underaged git gud
You're worse than him, just keep trying anon, you'll get a good run eventually, just block the black rune thing
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....
This is the part that bugged me about the game. They even make the comment "you have the hips for it" in the beginning when asked about a career in breeding. I mean for fuck's sake they had one job.
Someone just post a safe link to the Witch Trainer .swf already, or at least please recommend a non-sketchy site that'll have it
as an aside, when anyone else was a young bucko on the internet was saying "plox" instead of "please" a thing? it was everywhere about six or so years ago but it feels so retarded in retrospect that i refuse to believe it was a widespread thing
>as an aside, when anyone else was a young bucko on the internet was saying "plox" instead of "please" a thing?
Those things have always changed, barely anyone even says plox anymore
Sauce stuck, but absolutely nobody ever says "moar boar wants moar" anymore, I doubt most people here have even seen that shit, and it was an actual thing
Shit man I remember moar boar.
Y'know, I'm gonna be honest here /v/: I still really like the ORLY owls. I find pictures of owls in various states of disbelief really amusing and wish that they hadn't disappeared.
Hell, "cuck" is quickly replacing "fag" as the go to meaningless pronoun. Probably because people began realizing it was a word people actually get annoyed at seeing used now, like fag and nigger used to be before overuse diluted all punch they had.
It's not even a swear word, it's just that annoying. And since it annoys people, anons use it.
>Hell, "cuck" is quickly replacing "fag" as the go to meaningless pronoun.
Holy shit, that's actually a kind of fascinating observation
What was "fag" before "fag" was "fag"? "Nigger" came along at the same time, the two kind of ran alongside each other with "fag" being more general and "nigger" being more extreme, but what came before them?
faggot and nigger were never annoying. if anything, they were funny.
cuck is only annoying because it's an obvious /pol/ indicator, like degenerate or goy. easily filtered, though.
>please grind books for hours
>sorry you got a bug that makes the game think you haven't read a book that you have and has locked your progress, please start again
>congratulations, after hours of clicking books you can now look at one mediocre CG scene
What an exciting time to be alive. Do you think some day there will be PC words for cuck? Even cucks trying to reclaim and own the word?
"Non-mutual amorous relationship" maybe?
>you will never find out if Emma Watson has a puffy vulva/innie pussy
Literally why live?
wtf? what is any of this based off of? it couldnt be income per year, doctors are supposed to make 100k to 120k a year and minimum wage is like 20k to 25k. is this in pesos or some shit where a big number isnt a whole lot??
>referring to themselves as "some fringe group" with "goals no majority could ever get behind"
No, anon, Tumblrites don't live in the same reality that the rest of us do.
Wasn't this the bitch who drew TGWT fan-art until she eventually became tight with their crew and started slobbing on that one dude's knob because he played Sierra adventure games, too?
>Just out of Uni
>Average pay for somebody new in my field is $55-60k
>I'm actually making more than my non-college educated parents
How in the fuck are any of those monetary amounts normal?
it's from a WSJ article from two years ago
literally everyone had the exact same reaction.
>faggot and nigger were never annoying. if anything, they were funny
Well, yeah. That was the point. They are, in polite company, very taboo words and most people outside of 4chan blanch at the mere sight of them, even now. Many people on 4chan would probably decry its use outside of 4chan. So, 4chan spammed it everywhere because, of course, if it got to even the tinniest amount of people, it was worth. A useful sort of test for if people were "in enough" to be hip with it. All very classic trolling, "lols" stuff.
Cuck functions the same, but now more targeted a the modern 4chan itself. If it annoys someone, then they lost and are a faggot/cuck. To the people who use cuck, cuck is funny people it's just a word that riles people up for one reason or another. Even it's just someone getting anal about it not being the right definition. (Someone once said they liked being the "cuckold" to the "cuckee" when saying they didn't identify with the loser protagonists of NTR doujins, but the people doing the cucking. That's how much it's lost its original meaning, that people don't even know where "cuck" comes from.) I'm sort of using "annoying" in a general sense of being an irritant that gets a reply. It's meant to engender a reply, any reply or reaction, because making someone do so makes you feel like you've won something. You made them have that reaction.
The only reason it sees widespread use now is that it gets replies. It's bait. It has its origins in /pol/ nonsense, but frankly, so did "faggot" and "nigger" before there even was a /pol/.
I used to draw Sonic in elementary school all the time. People started making fun of me so I stopped. Can't draw for shit now.
I could be making shitloads drawing furry porn now if I didn't.
>Drawfags are jews
>I could make this kind of game in a weekend
>In fact I AM going to make a h-game
>then I'll be the rich one
Look, these fags are overpaid, but if you fuckers think you can compete without putting in the years of practice while somehow obtaining the rarest luck to get popular, you're only going to upset yourself.
Everyone makes a killing on patreon who doesn't deserve it.
Nice a porn game thread
I recently started playing Bernd sim, and I really like the story and the characters when you're talking to them. But my god the porn art I've ran into so far has been pretty damn bad. It makes me sad.
Why aren't you people diving in this gravy train? I gotta make something while this whole thing is fresh before people catch on, and by that time I'd be filthy rich already.
Those faces make my dick hard
Holy shit that almost makes me support Occupy
>that poor girl only makes $230,000 a year
>why, that'd barely keep my champagne hot tub filled
>tfw decent porno artist with modest fanbase
>want to make a game/vn
>not enough confidence in skill to commit to an actual project
Even drawing comix is like pulling teeth, mane.
I have a writing Patreon and I work my ass of providing content for my supporters. Every time I see a Patreon thread on /v/ it's people just shitcanning it with all their fury.
What does a Patreon need to do to be accepted?
>that one pic where the guy payed 2000$ for that furry art on DA
also you know what cracks me up ive seen some people with really amazing skill stoop to this level to put food on the table
check this out
Ehhh, that look
the design the background etc.just like your usual mythological creatures/beastiality porn to me. What I meant to say is, its not your average autistic furfag porn. So its cool.
I dont get it. Why is 39 person paying in average 131$ a month?
Sure I would pay 5-10$ a month at best, but 131$? there is some millionaires going on for a guy who's most recent videos are all about unboxing crates from companies.
>"I'm gonna recode the game in 3 month"
>"I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I fucked up"
>8 months later
>the game still isn't fully playable
>for some reason completely redesign the gameplay
>for some reason redraw every monster and NPC
>release barely any new animations
What is even going on there?
I want J.K. Rowling to write a hardcore Harry/Hermione porn novel as a sort of alternate universe thing where Ron didn't skimp out on Padma or fucked off to wherever gingers go when they're missing.
Did someone already told that bitch that you make a market relevant by making new shit that interests the new public, and not by reviewing relics? Grim Fandango is amazing, but it's not going to make PC gaming relevant in any way.
Wonder if he'll make a new comic over it where he blames everyone else on there and changes his Bearsona to something else, like a condom with eye brows cause he's full of load.
What are you talking about it was 2010 at l
>Deathly Hallows WAS released in 2007
She doesn't care she's just hoping for mindless "u go gurl" clique to support her ass for the minimal amount of work possible. Her toaster oven can run all that old shit so she wont need to buy new platforms for the games. She can also just watch a let's play on youtube and write 2 paragraphs off that and she won't need to turn run anything at all.
I give him ten bucks a month. I was happy when he managed to move out of his shitty russian ghetto apartment.
Also he posts daily sketches which are fun. Pretty nice guy, would buy fingerless gloves for.
>Supporting lazy squating russians like Akabur
>Not giving your dosh to Incase.
I'll have you know I backed incase for months.
And then I stopped, because none of the options I ever vote for in the sketch polls ever win, because it's always fucking futas.