He's Haitian, you dip
That's like saying how is jumping off a cliff dangerous
>They just take orders from Japan
Top fucking kek, do you have a Nintendo Direct leak for us too, Mr. "My dad works at Nintendo"?
>He's now the president of NOA and oversees its operations.
>"Mr. Fils-Aime, are you in?"
>"That's Mr. Body-Ready, and yes."
>"The standard size New Nintendo 3DS, sir. With faceplates? Should we announce that model for the Americas?"
>"What? No. No one with a body as prepared as mine would want a faceplate."
>"Very good, sir. What about the Nintendo 3DS themes that are currently Japan-only?"
>"Are their bodies ready?"
>"Excuse me, sir?"
>"ARE. THEIR. BODIES. READY?"
>"I ... uh ... no?"
>"Then no. More Mario themes."
Captain aboard the USS Nintendo, Third Class, Memes Division. Transferred from old job at Bodco. working as the leader of a team of mememanagers that were among the most highly respected in the field. His hobbies include long walks on beaches and catching butterflies and letting them go. On weekends you can find Reggie at the local pub where he regales patrons with amusing stories of his youth on a fishing boat. Rumor has it his interest in mememology began when he saw an exceptionally large crab in the water and thought it would be funny on a T-shirt. Now his life is almost entirely devoted to the workings of Nintendo though, and his other passions are slowly taking a back seat to memeing to sell Wii U's. Still, he finds enough joy in the little places to make it all worthwhile.
>i totally have an answer i'm just not telling you because i am the superior intellect
>LOL I'm too stupid to understand how big a piece of Nintendo is as a company and how me as a fanboy are literally cancer to this industry
to get cucked by iwata in Japan and fuck over Amerifats in anyway possible for Nagasaki and Hiroshima
you are trying so hard, come on man, you can do better than that
Chief Butt-Kiss Receiver. Has employees who wipe his Asshole with their noses. Fires people who don't, spergs on anyone who dares to voice an opinion that is not 100% in-line with his own.
>Mother 3 is just a matter of time.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. After Tales of Phantasia sold roughly 314,000 copies worldwide by 12-2007 because everyone who had wanted to play the game had played the "Fucks like a Tiger" fanlation, like everyone that wants to play Mother 3 has played the fanlation?