GTA V RELEASE IMPRESSIONS

>>290712227
Let me get back to you in 2 hours when the patch is done downloading a 8kB/s

>>290712227
I completed it a minute ago.
Shit port, shit game.
All those months waiting for the biggest disappointment ever.

it's the same fucking game retards.

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>>290712506

I'll let you know when this patch finishes.


Fuck.

>>290712521
No, it's the MasterRace edition.

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>>290712375
>preload

>oh wait downloading another 350MB at <100kB/s

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So far it's pretty boring. How do I complete this mission?

>>290712227
It's not different. I feel like I've bought the same game again.

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>>290712227
Just so you guys know:

65GB is a lot of data to decrypt. It might be a couple of hours.

anyone playing yet?

Steam is too busy shitting itself in fear for me to be having any impressions. C'mon, Valve.

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anyone willing to gift GTA V for a poor pleb?
I'd really apreciate it!

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>>290712668
Oh, so it's fucking nothing special?
Glad to see that people paid sixty bucks for sixty frames two years after release. Keep gobbling that Rockstar cock, fanboys!

>>290712961
sent ;)

>>290712982
>only 60

>>290712982
>being this butthurt still

>>290712982
you can't really show the frame rate in screenshots... But I bet it's smooth as fuck

>>290712227
>tfw consolefags all deleted their gta v system data so they had to download the updates again just to fuck the pc release

>>290712982
>people are preloading
>i better get my final shitposts in while i can!

>>290712668
Hmm, I think the console fags have played this one before.

>>290713292
OP here
http://180upload.com/a31c9o9aj1wp

you can thank me later

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>>290712802
don't bother, the end of it is not worth it

>>290713292
kek
Not that I'm surprised

Hundreds of thousands trying to get it all at the same time

>>290713091
sent what to where? :P

My impression is that this game is too fucking big

>>290713486
trying quitting steam and resigning back in.

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>>290712961
No one will give you shit for free. Nothing in this life is free.

Even if you pirate the game, you still cannot play online and you can't brag about having it in your steam library to your friends.

So suck it up, or go ask your mom for 50 bucks or go suck a dick, or steal/kill/get a job delivering pizza or driving a UPS truck. I don't give a shit.

230 kbps here, 30m remaining. Suffering.

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>paying 60 for a texture pack

>>290713614
did that, checked cache, still the same. before giving this error was telling me that i had an estimate of 83 days to play the game. and i have a 120mbit webs

>>290712227
>RESERVING DISK SPACE
>UNPACKING

What kind of a bozo blows 60 bucks on a video game when its going on sale anyway in the nezt 2 months...

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CRACK

>>290713814
don't forget about the video editor or whatever the fuck it was

>>290712587
>>>/reddit/

>>290713540
> :P
to faggot town, where you belong
bye now

>>290712506
>expecting anything else
You deserve it.

>>290713948
The kind of bozo who gets it for 18 bucks right now.

>>290713948
Somebody who wants to play the game and is not so poor that they feel it necessary to wait 2 months + to save a minimal amount of money.

Uh oh...
Already patched but the game graphics are not working, I've tried setting them on everything, game crashes...

>>290713948
But I didn't pay 60 bucks, I paid 46 without even using a VPN.

gonna go play dota until the crack comes out

>>290714060

>>>tumblr

>>290713948
>implying I'm not pirating it

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Another great master race port!!! I literally might buy a console just because of how shit the fucking service is on PC.

>>290713957
I'm sure SKiDROW or Razor1911 is working hard on it right now.

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>>290713957
NEVER EVER PIRATEFAG

>>290714140
>ASSFAGGOTS players
>lol day 1 pirate!
being the scum of pc gaming as always

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>>290714064

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OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK

shooting feels a shit load better than gta 4 god damn

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Reminder that you need more then 111 GB to download/decrypt this game. Don't be an idiot like me and pre-load the game onto an 120 gb SSD only to be fucked because of this bullshit.

Time to re download...

>>290714350
post some screenshots man... with fps counter.

>>290712668
lol i have this shit on ps3, it looks the same

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Feel for me /v/...

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>>290714060

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>>290714692
could be a console screenshot after all, who knows

>>290714119
No one got rich by unnecessarily splurging money. Whats with you goobers and being proud about not having self-control anyway? I mean its gonna be the same experience tomorrow as its be today. Better even, with all the patches n stuff...

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>>290714865
>1920x1080
sadly its not

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ITS FUCKED
http://a.pomf.se/igojtq.webm

>>290713957
Haven't your heard? All groups bailed, so there won't be any crack.

>>290714761
>Just under 1MBps
It could be worse anon, you could've been like me and had a 50kbps download rate.
I sure am glad I am no longer poor as fuck.

60fps for me so far. No drops.

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can someone explain why this unpacking is taking so long for some, but not for others?

>>290714376
fucking hell, thank you for that, now i know why i had the problem in >>290713486 suddenly i only had 1gb free on the hdd

>>290715089
are you retarded?

>>290714376
FUCK i did the same thing

>>290715040
you're maxing your vram, turn down textures

Connection to download server lost. Reconnecting...

>>290714376
Are you fucking joking?

>>290713194
>i bet

Haha

>>290715331
its from reddit :^)

>>290712693
FUCKING THIS FUCK YOU ROCKSTAR I NEE TO GET TO BED I HAD ONE FUCKING HOUR TO PLAY AND I'M SITTING HERE DESIPTE PRELOAD YOU FUCKING CUNTS

>>290715284
No, you are. There will be no crack, so stop posting and go buy the game, or not.

I don't give a fuck.

>>290715217

Depends on your HDD//SSD speed.

>>290714376
>ssd
>has file indexing on

you're beyond help anyway

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>>290715040
m-m-m-master race

>game already broken and needs patching
Nice fucking pop in

http://a.pomf.se/igojtq.webm

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>>290714250

Dirty desktop pleb. Shit icons everywhere.

>>290715217
Some people have SSDs which are much faster than HDDs.

>>290712227
Im getting 12 fps GTX 750ti 1080pultra

>>290714875
You sound very, very poor at the moment. A lot of people are well off enough such that $60 is not splurging money for something that they will enjoy.

I have no idea what 'getting rich' has to do with this; some people already earn plenty of money and might not have all guns aimed at 'getting rich'. Further, even if spending $60 is splurging money (which it really, really isn't. Buying a $300 bottle of champagne which lasts 15 minutes is splurging money), I don't see the harm in doing so if a person did want to get rich. If I'm earning $70k a year, I'm not rich, but a $60 purchase isn't going to put a dent in my accounts or harm my pursuit of richness.

In short, stop being a crab in a bucket, and let people enjoy what they can afford.

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fucking bullshit

night everyone
time for nappy then worky

e-enjoy your NEET lives

can't wait for all the people who bought this for some toaster to come and complain that the game is shit because it won't run

>>290715651
>$70k a year
thats more than what a lot of people make in the country.

>>290715610
>12 fps
>GTX 750ti

What did you expect? I don't think your card is even good enough for GTA IV.

>have a much better rig than they said was necessary
>game fucks off as soon as it starts

This is embarrassing rockstar but I'm the retard for not expecting this.

Companies will lie through their teeth until it can't be sustained anymore.

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SEEYA LATER FAGS

>>290715669
>those grapes are probably sour anyway

>>290715651

Every. Single. Thread.

You're right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cjTVSkqvbI
THREAD THEME

>>290715610
>a budget card from at least last year
>on ultra
No shit you're getting 12 on ultra

>>290715095

Yeah cant complain really when you got guys like >>290714376

>>290715212
What's your build like?

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>>290713948
The kinda og bozo that isn't poor
CONSOLEFAGS GETTING BTFO

>>290715610

I don't have a constanza large enough for this

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>>290714064

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It's fun so far.

>>290712227
This is fucking depressing

LOOK AT THESE RETARDS
>LOOK AT THEM!

THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT
>They ACTUALLY THOUGHT!

THAT ROCKSTAR WOULDN'T BEND THEM OVER THE TABLE AND GIVE THEM THAT SHIT PC PORT DICKING THEY ALWAYS WANTED
>ALWAYS!

HA

>>290715810
lol not even close m8. i leech off muh parents money and i am trust fund baby. on a scale of mad to mad, how mad are you?

>>290714250
The game released literally moments ago

the servers are being bombarded by people like you

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>>290714250
>that fucking middle school tier desktop

>>290716467
i wanna fuck agiri

>>290714250
>Smite
You fucking deserve it.

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THE CUCKAGE IS FINALLY OVER!

where can i pirate this

>>290712506
It's alright, anon, you can go back to shilling for Microsoft and Sony. These two corporations that make billions of dollars and that you shill for literally no reason and get nothing out of it.

>>290712227
BIG SURPRISE, THE MOUSE MOVEMENT FEELS LIKE SLUGGISH SHIT, EVEN AT RAW INPUT AND 100 FPS. I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA BE A SHITTY PORT, FUCK YOU, ROCKSTAR.

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>>290713814
>being a beta tester

>>290715931
be sure to post your impressions man!! and a lot of screenshots

>>290716841
>Mouse
For what purpose, unless you're going to play entirely first person using a mouse would be awkward.

>>290714250
>u play
>keep calm and like rap
>utorrent
>chrome
>smite
>itunes
>avast
Yea getting a console is a good idea for you.

>people are still buying Rockstar Semen packets
When will you teenage cucks ever learn. GTA died with SA.

>>290717125
Max Payne 3 had excellent mouse controls. Why can't this game? It's the same developers.

>>290713194
not consolefag
but this comment is the stupidest fucking defense
clearly you cant see the SILKY SMOOTH FPS it's a still
like this comment has to be a parody of that uncharted 4 image

>>290717175
that's cool

welp, unpacking's done! peace out fags!

>>290717373
enjoy your rebuild of GTAIV

>>290713948
the kind of bozo that has a job

>>290716412
>not even close m8
>70K a year
thats about 5K a month. thats a nice paying middle wage job.


>i leech off muh parents money and i am trust fund baby

lol why would I be mad at that?

>>290712676
go back to reddit

PC IS THE MASTER RACE
>PC IS THE MASTER RACE

PC IS THE MASTER RACE
>PC IS THE MASTER RACE

PC IS THE MASTER RACE
>PC IS THE MASTER RACE

PC IS THE MASTER RACE
>PC IS THE MASTER RACE

PC IS THE MASTER RACE
>PC IS THE MASTER RACE

PC IS THE MASTER RACE
>PC IS THE MASTER RACE

PC IS THE MASTER RACE
>PC IS THE MASTER RACE

PC IS THE MASTER RACE
>PC IS THE MASTER RACE

PC IS THE MASTER RACE
>PC IS THE MASTER RACE

PC IS THE MASTER RACE
>PC IS THE MASTER RACE

PC IS THE MASTER RACE
>PC IS THE MASTER RACE

I have the Rockstar Warehouse version, and every time I try to launch it, all I get is a splash screen and then nothing. I tried deleting the game and reinstalling the launcher, but that didn't work. Am I fucked?

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>>290717560
Daily reminder being a custodian at McDonalds is not a job

>>290712227
Congrats PCucks, enjoy the game.

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>>290714250

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>>290714250
>le ebin games.exe

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>>290717845
>png

>>290717738
nice projecting, i don't work at McDonalds

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>>290717718
PC MASTER RACE WINS AGAIN! THANKS FOR BETA TESTING CONSOLE FAGS!

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when will GTA Online be working???

IT IS SHIT!!! Get the superior console versions instead.

>>290716291
Pretty sure you're downloading Steam preloads, which are useless because all the ones I've seen so far are missing activation code so they can't even be decrypted.

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:^)

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>>290717985
keep telling yourself that

>i work at nintendo ask my son

>36%
>no crack

I'M ABOUT TO END MYSELF

:^)

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>>290717985
>asshurt McCuck fag detected

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Almost there.

Where does this unpack to exactly because I can't find gta 5 in the common folder although it's unpacking

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>>290718152

>>290718027
that doesn't really help

>>290718026
poorfags are good for beta testing only
go back to consoles, you'll be more welcome

>Try to run benchmark.
>It starts a new game at the same time.
>Benchmark/game ends because I failed the mission.

What the fuck

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>>290712227
First person graphics on GTA 5

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>>290718209
don't care what you think fag im done smell you later

>>290718152
an hero...

>>290718071
I'm not that fucking stupid. It's unlocked.

>>290718268
I see /b/ has arrived.

>>290718434
I don't think so, GTA:V hasn't pre'd yet.

THERE ARE 3 DIFFERENT ENDINGS

TREVOR DIES IN ONE
MICHAEL DIES IN SECOND
YOU KILL YOUR THREE MAIN ENEMIES FROM THE PLOT ALL AT ONCE IN THIRD

THERE I JUST SAVED YOU 40 HOURS

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>>290718382
>fag
enjoy your mcdouble and no gf

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MY STREAM WILL BE ME SETTING MY PC ON FIRE

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU ROCKSTAR, I WILL NEVER FALL FOR YOUR LIES, I WAS A GODDAMN FOOL TO THINK THAT YOU WOULD NOT FOOL ME LIKE GTA IV

IS THERE A CHATLOG FOR ONLINE IS IT STILL PHONE TEXTING?

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Does anyone have the patch file for this shit?
Fuck this is embarrassing for rockstar

>>290718464
rules 1 and 2...

>>290718521
>playing for plot

>>290712227
First impressions: You need 8.5 GB of VRAM to play this game at 3840x2160 with all the settings maxed out.

If you then turn on any AA on top of running at 4K resolution your usage shoots past 9 GB.

All the delusional PCucks who said you would never need a video card with more than 3 GB of VRAM are retarded.

Great perfomance. Rock solid 60 fps, with a 760. High settings, 1080. Great work rockstar.

>>290718319
>Denying the truth
You need a $700 PC to even run this game, and the fact that it takes 4 days for people to download when it only takes an hour on xbone, gg guys you won enjoy your scraps of a meh game

>>290718606
http://www.mediafire.com/download/l0kfcg18u91re1h/GTA_V_Patch_1_0_323_1.exe

thank me later

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>>290714250
>Hauppauge
Isn't that a Chinese government backed company?

The port is really great. Outstanding work, Cockstar.

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>pay 60 dollars for a game that came out a year and a half ago
>it doesn't even work properly

>>290713948
Oh boy, I can wait 2 months for 10 percent off one day.

WHEN THE FUCK DID THE FILE SIZE ON STEAM GO FROM 60 TO 95 FUCKING GIGABYTES

Anyone know where I can get it on discount, I just can't afford the price.

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I'm racing Lamar to Simeone right now.

Everything on very high/ultra

i5 4690k
r9 280
8GB

40fps

I don't like it

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"checking your text for profanity, please wait"

t-thanks rockstar

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>>290718738
41fps

>>290718841
Works flawless. Better luck next time.

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>>290718841
>he paid for a game

>>290718879
get a foreign steam key

>>290713814
Unless you didn't have the game to begin with.

same game
slightly better graphics

pcfags literally are paying full price for a game that has been out for over a year. lol

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>taking up 20+ more GBs than advertised
>220GB SSD
>frantically uninstalling games

I press play and nothing happens, wtf? Any tips?

>>290718732
I don't understand. It's telling me I don't have the game installed

>>290718947


>muh muh grahpix

Who the fuck cares? God damn just play the game.

>>290718521
>playing SP

Guys, is there any way to get rid of the bonus money? At least in SP mode?

>>290718646
>If you then turn on any AA on top of running at 4K resolution your usage shoots past 9 GB.
Nigger, the whole point of playing in 4K is that the resolution is so high you don't need any AA anymore.

Turning on AA at this point might actually lower the image quality (depending of the AA method) and decrease performance. Activiating every single option with 4K just to say "told you so, you need a uberGPU!" is retarded as fuck.

>>290714376
It is stupid, but it's even worse that instead of copying the files to HDD, decrypting, then copying back to SSD you just decided redownloading on HDD was a better option.

>>290718072
B^U

>>290714250
>utorrent
>dropbox
>itunes
>chrome
>uplay
>smite
>avast
>windows
>nvidia
>keepcalmandlikerap
ah the face of today's /v/

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i've got a 4670 with 8gb of ram. no gpu. can i run this?

>>290719039
>2015
>supporting a next gen game that looks like that

I hope you die in a grease fire you fucking pleb monkey

>complete preload yesterday
>needs 65GB to decryptlol
>decrypting
>encrypted pre-load shits itself and deletes itself
>redownloading now

BRAVO GABE
B
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>>290719025
that feel

>>290719039
They bragged about it being well optimized.

Obviously that is not the case.

>>290719243


it is well optimized. fuck off with your shitty computers.

>>290712668
shit no way this is real. looks like the ps3 version lol

>>290718949
in a game filled with profanities.

is Rockstar fucking serious?

>>290719039
WHAT, you fucking faggots plastered the catalog with

>HAHAHA WE GOT BETTER GRAPHICSSSSSSSSS

When it turns out they look like PS3 with more shadows and how it will run so well.

Fuck yourself

Finally, a game I can play. Not unlike KF2 that is only allowed to be played by plebs who have never heard of the franchise before. Fuck you Tripwire. Rot in hell. I hope KF2 flops hard fucking bastards.

>>290719089
Nigger, the whole point of playing in 4K is to see more details.

Aliasing is still present at 4K resolution although a lot less noticeable.

4K is still not a high enough resolution to prevent an image free of aliasing. Maybe when we get to 8K will our eyes' capabilities finally be saturated, but 4K doesn't quite do it.

FXAA does lower image quality so it would be better to forego that. TXAA is also trash.
MSAA stacked on top of 4K on the other hand looks great. MLAA or SMAA looks good too from my experience.
And then of course there's SSAA and SGSSAA you can stack on top of it.

Any game where you have the performance overhead to stack MSAA on top of playing at 4K is definitely the way to go.

>>290718947
>using AMD
>complains about games not working correctly on the first day

You brought this upon yourself you dumb fuck.

>>290716861
Shut the fuck up PCuck and tell me who is that Jizz Juggler

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>>290719432
>look like PS3 with more shadows

so nothing like ps3, you fucking idiot.

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v

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>not getting 3 billion GB per second

cmon guys

If you see this message, know that this thread is monitored by Rockstar. Please forward any concerns to me and I will make sure to file them as bugs tomorrow morning. No vapid shit please. Let's see if /v/ can be constructive.

>>290719678
NIGGERS JEWS FAGGOTS
NIGGERS JEWS FAGGOTS
NIGGERS JEWS FAGGOTS
NIGGERS JEWS FAGGOTS
NIGGERS JEWS FAGGOTS

THE GAME IS CRASHING ON STARTUP

>100GB games

there's got to be a better way.

that shit should not take up that much fucking space.

>>290719609
holy shit 4k!!!

>>290719678
CRACK WHEN

>>290719624
>time remaining
>1hr35m
noice try m8

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KILL ME
I CANT PLAY THE FUCKING GAME

I HAVE TO FUCKING REINSTALL 60 FUCKING GIGABYTES

>>290719597
>wait an extra year for more shadows
>consoleplebs BTFO

BRAVO

>>290719678
> Let's see if /v/ can be constructive.
and with that you invited >>290719827 on yourself

>>290719678
So you're a representative of R*?
prove it

>>290719972
>master race: the post

>>290719972
Kek
>ass blasted

>>290719609
This looks bad.

>>290719972
TOP KEK

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I started unpacking an hour ago but when it finished it was like NOPE NOT ENOUGH SPACE even though 15GB was free on my SSD. Now that I've freed space it's going to take half a day to unpack? It's just been sitting here doing nothing for the last 10 minutes. Thanks rockstar.

>>290718685
>scraps
mad jelly

>>290719972
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

>>290719624
no wonder my download speed crashed from 9 mb/s to 200kb/s

>>290720149

Well your fault for not having space m8

>>290720210
Yes

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>Bloodborne-tier shitposting for a 2 year old game
>It's shit

Get fucked you arrogant faggots

>>290720149
you need another 60gb for it to decrypt

>>290716861
>>290719573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inDe-KczcUw

>>290712227

Come watch me play niggers

http://steamcommunity.com/broadcast/watch/76561198004947199/

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>>290718949
>"checking your text for profanity, please wait"
LOL!

What's the shittiest unnoticeable feature I should turn off to get the most fps in return?

>>290719172
no

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>>290719972

>preordering
>2015

I will wait a week or two and pick this up when some patches roll out to fix the inevitable bugs

>>290720252
Nigga I have a 128GB SSD lol. I figured surely after preloading and stuff having 15GB would be enough ;w;

>>290719906
When crackers crack the game. Keep in mind, you will still not be able to play online with other players.

>>290720037
>So you're a representative of R*?
No, I am just a R* programmer that started browsing /v/ long before joining R*. I only represent myself.

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>>290720385

still m8 128gb is kinda small

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I dont get it. It says I need to link my social club account with steam but when I go to the website I don't see steam. Do Iink it with Games for Windows?

>>290718378
Fucking horseshit, looks worse than PS3 version.

UHH PLEASE DO NOT POST UNFLATTERING IMAGES OF GTA 5 IN THIS THREAD BEFORE I PLAY MY GAME I PAID 60 USD FOR

>>290718947
that looks identical to the ps4 release

>>290720305
The one where you uninstall it, then buy and play it on the superior Xbox One.

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>>290719972
>my fucking sides!

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>>290720271
*muffled death metal plays in the distance*

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lol this whole thread

mmmmmustards

somebody stream with neutral milk hotel

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>>290712506
FUCK YOU BOZO!
YOU DON´T HAVE PERMISSION TO TALK BAD ABOUT GTAV.

>>290715459
s-s-s-shitposting fucking faggot.

I'm an ausfag so the digital download is huge as fuck for me.

If I buy the physical copy, does it sync up with steam automatically? Or does it do rock star social or some shit?

>>290720673
satan seems to be with you this time.

>>290718947
lol this looks EXACTLY like the ps4 version

>>290714119
>not so poor that they feel it necessary to wait 2 months

Yeah, instead they decided to wait 2 years for a game that looks barely any different to its console counterparts.

Pc cucks not even once

Does GTA V still require the horrible rockstar social club and other bloatware similar to GTA 4 to play singleplayer?

>>290719972
http://a.pomf.se/smkifk.webm

>>290720262
Hmm, do people still get banned for system32 jokes?