Giant bomb thread
UPF live in a few minutes, anyone have a link to a streamsorry dogfucker
>>290322769
Thank you.
>>290322769
thankyou very much anon
CANT WAIT FOR BRADS SEGMENT
>mfw drew never EVER uses CQC during the Boss fight
Jason tried, god bless him.
>>290323035
That did suck.
>>290322429
>link to a stream
It's the same damn link every week, only with the current date. just bookmark it
>>290323149
ive been watching UPF for a few weeks now, never live though, first time.
>>290323149
no it's not, they changed the year format this time
>>290323035
He tried once and got rekd, you can't blame him for solving it like he solved every other problem in that game.
inb4 they play darksouls or blood bornes
STREAM WENT BLACK WHAT IS HAPPENING
did they died?
>>290323035
>>290323369
to be fair, he didnt know how to cqc counter he, it says, "soon as the boss enters CQC with you, press the CQC button to counter"
when really, its "when snake grunts, hit the cqc button"
Danny O'Dwyer is involved in Cuckoldry!
BRAD LOOKS SO FRESH AND ENERGIZED
>Implying that Jason isn't the best Giant Bomber
>those gorgeous legs
>>290323685
Top tier Danposting
>gitaroo man is a good game
>>290323903
>hey im over here
>no no no look at the camera
>>290323685
Someone post this on the forums or the subreddit and post a link. I wanna see normies reactions.
>>290323867
Jason is my husbando
>>290324427
How about no.
>>290324427
Fuck off retard.
>>290324567
that's rude, you better apologize.
>>290324065
Gitaroo Man is a fantastic game.
What have i become, my sweetest friend
This soundtrack is pretty good
how do i use that link OP `? shit just gives me a fucking 2gb download. fuck
>>290324908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YbRclMWFcE
Shame they probably won't get to the best video game track ever made.
>>290324864
dota: not even once.
>>290324994
Copy link, open vlc or media player classic, open file, paste link.
Reminder that Dan is fucking a pornstar and you're not.
DAN GETTING CALLED OUT ON BEING A CLOSET WEEB
Slippery slope soon Dan will watch shitty slice of life anime.
>>290325242I'm okay with that.
>end of mgs3 scanlon
>still haven't learned the controls
>>290324864
Stop shitbradding
>>290325242
he dated a porn star, once, and it wasn't [name], so i don't care
>>290325242
Is fucking an escort the same thing?
>>290325242
I don't think eating the BBC seed out of her pussy counts as "fucking".
>>290325242
feels good
Don't mind me just posting the only kish photo worth seeing
Mary Kish will become your wife forever.
But Dan Ryckert will play every game you ever play before you do and be present in the room while you play.
Do you do it?
anyone have the poll where it asks what gender people recognized as in the gb forums and it was all dudes?
Are there even people who sat through all three metal gear scanlons?
I had to give up after the tanker
>>290325242
Wait...i haven't heard about this. What happened?
>>290325540
Lucky man.
>>290325656
I did.
>>290325579
>>290325695
Dan has gone on several dates with Lexi Love throughout a few months. She's posted several pictures of them together on her twitter.
made a no future webm with audio
>>>/wsg/605552
>>290325629
sharing this
>>290325491
I can't, I'm closing 30 and don't wanna end up like Brad.
>>290325825
context ?
>>290325585
Can I chase him out of the room with my own negative opinions towards the WWE product past, present, and future?who LU here
>>290325997
Dan
What the fuck...
>>290325997
Discussing paper football strategies.
Settle down Kish stalkers.
>>290325242
I mean I've seen the insides of Dan's date's rectum. I wouldn't be proud if I was him and I don't really see why anyone should be jealous.
FUCK MARY IS SO CUTE
This thread is about to lose its shit.
>Mary being adorable
Came here to see you pathetic cunts lose your minds about Mary
>Marry
>>290326118
it's too late, they're already fervently screengrabbing every possible frame and will be posting them imminently
>peep show
>>290326052
WELCOME TO MY TEMPLE
>>290326125
Who did he date?
>peep show
>>290326168
same
why is she so perfect
>>290325738
how come drew is literally a 10/10 but is so fucking spaghetti?
Fact: The Mary fags here are no better than any of the betas on GB that drool over Cara Ellison or Zoe Quinn
Never watched one of these live, what's the link?
TW Autism
https://youtu.be/bboIk6w0hFA
>>290326338
Except she's actually attractive
>>290326262
No idea, but he really is socially awkward as shit. I realized how much more awkward he talks during the multiple metal gear scanlons.
POST MORE MARRY SLUT
>>290326338
Agreed.
>>290326338
But Mary is cute.
>>290324864
Dota and a stable girlfriend. He no longer has to care about looking good for a mate, so he just let go
>>29032633
But muh tahcos
>peep show
>>290326230
Lexi Love.
>>290326370
What the hell is this?
>>290325242
OH WOW YOUR REALLY FUCKING LOOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM GONNA FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCK YOUUUUUU REGARDLESS. OH YEAH FUCK YEAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH I DONT FEEL IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS AS LOOSE AS STONE COLD WAS WITH THE RULES IN THE 90S!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAHAH FUUUUUUUUCK YOU
>>290325794
>Lexi Love
she looks like Anna Faris if Anna Faris really, really liked crystal meth
>>290326461
he definitely looks like hes on some medication or something
straight up raccoon eyes
or is he just up all night throwing his life away for a piece of shit like dota?
>>290325738
>>290326496
That's what happens when 4chan calls on a phone
I love Dan.
Are there any legal peep shows available to the public where you can sit behind a one sided glass and watch people do stuff? Or are those only available to Yakuza members?
>>290326484
NEW SEASON WHEN?
<3
damn . . .
>>290326508
nice
>>290325579
I didn't know Robin Williams visited gb
>>290326262
he's literally dexter
>>290326508
>IM GONNA FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCK YOUUUUUU
danposting is as real as it gets
>NO SHOT OF MARY'S ASS WHEN SHE BENDED OVER
JASON YOU FUCK
>>290326125
Why? Then you also know that she's pretty good at what she does. That rectum gets put to use.
>Brad with an ipad game
FUCK OFF
>mary's soft and slutty voice
>>290326678
there is in Amsterdam
>>290326710
>this fast delivering webm but only when it's Mary
Whatever happened to use your powers only for good?
>Brad's game doesn't work AGAIN
BIG SURPRISE
HOOO BOY TIME FOR THE BRAD SEGMENT
>Brad always fucking bringing mobile games
Fuck you brad.
>Giant Bomb checking out mobile games
Well time to get something to eat.
To think we aren't the target demographic for games nowadays.
>>290326748
You mad we can see the camel?
>>290326710
>jeff licking his lips as she bends over
>>290326862
With a one-sided glass? Or is it just a cuck/swing fest?
DID YOU GUYS KNOW I WRITE BOOKS?
BUY MY BOOKS
AIR FORCE GATOR IS THE BROCK LESNAR OF FICTION
>mobile game
>doesn't even work
fuck you brad
>>290326972
one sided where you can only see them.
:3
>>290327078
perfection
I haven't been able to watch this and the last two UPFs.
Anything good?
MUSIC QUIZ MOBILE GAME YOU GUYS
IT'S FUN I SWEAR
>Dan whenever he talks about music
>>290327174
god i miss vinny
I could go for a double dose of Old Games Show a week than UPF.
where dat stream at
link?
What game is Brad playing? Is it available on Android?
Brad once again doing his best to ruin what was once a surprisingly good UPF
>>290327232
>whenever he talks
>>290327174
>>290327232
What'd he say that you don't like? You obviously have strong feelings for this, so fess up anon.
>piano bar
>>290327302
>>290327317
read the damn thread
Creedence is giving me flight club flashbacksI MISS DAVE ;_____;
>>290327317
sorry anon, no more links before thread dissapears.
>>290322429
Where were you when Jeff killed SJW's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bboIk6w0hFA
>>290327284
Not if Brad's in both.
>>290327275
>that wheezing laughter when he's just losing it
I need more Vinny content where Alex is tolerable.
>>290327441
This fucking video is 30 minutes long how about you summarize it for me?
>>290326710
Is she bringing in a thing of sorts to commemorate the launch of GTA V on the PC...?
>>290327008
THROW THE SNAKE DREW THROW THE SNAKE HAHAHA THROW THE SNAKE LIKE FUUUCKKK YOUUU WHEN YOU DO ITH AHAHHAAHAH A SNAKE AT A DOG COOL SO COOL THIS GAME HAS SUCH COOL SHIT THROW THE SNAKE WATCH THIS THROW THE SNAKE DREW WHY AREN'T YOU THROWING THE SNAKE HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA FUUUCCKKK YOUUU HAAAAHAHAHA FUUUUCCKKKK YOUUUUUU HAHAHAHAHAHAA THATS THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA THERES BULLET HOLES IN THE THING THIS GAME HAS SUCH COOL DETAIL HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THROW THE SNAKE DREW FUCK YOUUUU
>>290327384
He has the musical taste of a 13 year old boy and he's pretty ignorant about it
>>290327078
I wanna look into her eyes until the world ends.
>>290326927
;_;7 so quick on his feet not literally but fuck he brought the punches to a t
Mary's adorable and by that I mean I want to stick my dick in her mouth.
Patrick
Dan
Brad
Marry one, fuck one, kill one
>>290326262
Sheltered upbringing
>>290327674
You sound like an asshole.
>No, Dan, I don't go to piano bars!
>you will never marry mary
>mary fags
shes plain as fuck, dont get me wrong, i would bang the hell out of her, but there are a millions of other more interesting girls out there, shes nothing to become more obsessed over.
>>290327674
If he had the musical taste of a 13 year old boy, he'd be into meme rappers and Green Day.
The nice thing about Brad segments is that it's a great time to take a dump.
BRING BACK THE PEEP SHOW
>>290327696
too bad you have to pick one
>>290327843
brad is a mess
>>290327886
Is there footage of Dan at Wrestlemania?
>>290327931
Nice.
>>290327476
>GBEast will never continue and finish Vinnyvania 2
Could have video called it to the GBWest crew and have them comment/joke about.
>>290327748
>>290327794
Marry Brad, fuck Patrick, kill Dan
>>290328002
Yeah, it's call "all of Wrestlemania because he's on the hard camera and a huge mark for himself".
>>290322429
link
>>290327843
Should we really save Brad if he's happy being this much of a mess?
>>290328134
>2nd post
What game is this?
>>290328091
Fuck Mary, Marry Mary,BuryMary
i want to lick mary's asshole
>>290328091
this
Riveting segment as always, Brad.
>>290328025
It's hard when you work with a soul sucking wet blanket that is more concerned about how his zoloft isn't working anymore and has to remind you every. single. day.
>>290328168
well, there's a case to be made for metaphorically rubbing his nose in it, like when he got all pissy at Dan making that Face/Off reference on the podcast
>>290328250
Uh, yeah? That goes without saying. I would like to suck farts out of her anus, but that's like saying I want to breath fresh air. Everyone wants to.
>>290328250
B-but that's where poop comes from
Dan is more entertaining then Brad
>>290328357
mary's a girl she doesn't poop
oh shit thats brad?
i didnt even recognize him, thought it was one of their dads as a special guest or something
Thanks Brad for this thrilling contribution to paid content.
>>290327537
The caller is claiming that SJWs ruined saturday morning cartoons, Jeff is continuing his apathetic approach to the topic.
I'm listening to this cos it's better than Brad's bit.
>>290328362
A crusty turd baking in the sun is more entertaining than Brad.
>>290328357
not right now it dont
>>290327376
>Jeff shilling for League of Legends
Why am I not surprised
>>290328250
>>290328250
i want to lick her feet too
Is it true that Dan's book was nominated for the Hugo award?
>>290327859
But she likes video games anon...
>>290326262
drew is like the most spaghetti ever.
>>290326402
>socially awkward as shit.
this
fucking hate the guy!
>>290328527
I hope you're trolling, bozo.
i want to lick patrick's asshole and feet
>>290328698
>wanting a gf who likes video games
fuck no
so bad
[Dan grimacing intensifies]
>>290328771
real talk it would have to be a last call type situation but i would fuck patrick
>people still stare at you in disbelief when you don't know popular songs that have come out in the past 8-9 years
>>290328771
Patrick pls go
I think I'd rather take this jabroni's "I don't know, what's on Steam and installed" segments over this trash.
>Dan shaking his head at Oasis
What the fuck, son? I like rock too, but c'mon.
>Dan thinks System of a Down is TERRIBLE but GNR is the epitome of great music
>Patrick's wife's feet
>>290329058
soad is a meme band, playing for laughs
>>290328953
oh fuck off
>guys Britpop is back
>>290329058
System of a Down is at its best when being backed by Elton John music
>>290328828
Not for me!
when is this big guy gonna be on danswers
>>290329058
>Liking SoD
>>290326262
10/10 except he's so gay everybody knows but him
>>290329058
SoTD is like Blink 182. It had a time and place, but leave it and move on.
Dan just said SOAD sucks.
>>290329058
WAKE UP
>>290329169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4cGqu2_GQQ
>>290329175
Too busy trying and failing to write clickbait articles.
>>290329171
pro tip
95% of hot girls who are into video games are
CAKE IS A LIE XDDD
IM A GAMER GIRL, I CAN KICK YOUR ASS AT COD ANYDAY
kinda gamer girl, the other 5% have super super hot BF's and are normally stuck up
any decent gamergirl who isnt into junk, is a fat cunt.
>what are you waiting for
>>290329249
kldefghjuvkljgsdfbhkljMAKEUP
>all Nickleback music sounds the same
This is like Hell difficulty.
>>290329248
Was his goal to make himself look even worse than Dan with that autistic spergout?
>>290329175
hopefully never.
>>290329329
>any decent gamergirl who isnt into junk, is a fat cunt.
I have a cute gf of five years who plays more games than I do. She's not a fat cunt so I guess you're wrong.
Keep looking, anon. I'm sure you can find one too!
How can Dan unironically praise Guns n Roses but think Nickelback and System of a Down is somehow that much worse
Why is Dan such an excitable aspie
>>290329249
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>290329248
People need to mellow out and stop getting mad over opinions.
>>290329516good thing I dont want a girlfriend, waste of timetips fedora
>>290329516
if she plays more than you do, maybe you're the fat cunt
>>290329620
But his opinion is objectively wrong and he needs to know it so he can correct it.
>>290329628
Ok! I just wanted to give you hope, anon! God speed!
>>290329516
She probably has some form of a mental health issue.
>this segment is still going
What the fuck Jeff, movie it along.
Thanks, Kruschev!
>re-open stream thinking brad's shitty ipad game will finally be over
>they're still fucking playing it
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT NEON HAIRED DEV SUCKED THAT FAT SLOBS DICK TO GET THIS ON THE SHOW
FUCK YOU BRAD I HOPE YOU DIE
Jason not getting a good shot of Mary's ass is the first time he's ever pissed me off
>>290329728
metal gear scanlon should have been jason and drew instead of dan and drew.
>>290329649
Maybe I am the fat cunt?? Whaaaaa!?
>>290329686
SHE DID ENJOY BIOSHOCK INFINITE. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, ANON!
>>290329729
fuck off brad
>>290329729
He can't die we need a body fat enough to channel ryan's spirit back
>>290329516
Fuck off normie.
>>290329649
then she's a definite keeper, since she's able to put up with his CHUD ass
that or she's getting ass-blasted on the side in the local bar-cade bathroom
but he's right
GNR is great, system of a down sucks
heh, system of a down, more like syndrome of a down's, right guys?
>>290329815
I misread and thought you said jason and dan.
That would be infinitely better.
rock music is bad
>listening to anything other than screamo
>>290326710
>Jeff licking his lips
>>290329521
Because GnR is still fucking good.
>>290329891
Ok, /r9k/ parrot, I will take your advice!
Haha, time for Drew plane-autism.
>>290329903
That would be pretty good, considering Jason is much more familiar with Dan, and therefore able to go much harder on him.
>>290329928
>guitars
>good
>not obnoxious sounding
>>290328175
>it was deleted
Brad is objectively better than Dan
>>290329834
>>290329984
hope ur talkin bout bands like suis la lune and raein buddy
>>290330036
I meant Jason and Drew, but yea, Dan and Jason would be okay too.
As long as dan isn't on controls.
>>290330040
>archived
>>290330059
>Gamecube with Gameboy Player
Best hardware add-on ever.
>>290327441
>>290327537
The take-away is that Jeff doesn't consider censorship to be a problem because he believes the market will out, and he thinks "ethics" is a rhetorical shield that GamerGate hides their secret misogynistic intent behind. It's rather frustrating how blinkered he is.
>>290330072
>Rorie licking his lips
>>290327008
HEY I DON'T WANNA SHILL MY BOOKS HERE OR ANYTHING, BUT DID YOU KNOW ABOUT AIR FORCE GATOR? THE NEW SEQUEL IS OUT NOW. I ALSO HAVE ANXIETY AS AN ALLY UP ON AMAZON, JUST SOME PERSONAL DETAILS ABOUT MY LIFE WITH THIS AFFLICTION.
AIRFORCE GATOR
>ANXIETY AS AN ALLY
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY BOOKS
>I DONT WANT TO SCHILL
AIRFORCE GATOR GUYS ITS SO CRAZY
ANXIETY
AS
AN
ALLY
>>290330018
HEY HEY YOU YOU
>>290330072
>>290329868
It's been what two years now? How long must this ritual take?
>>290330059
You are objectively incorrect.
>>290330196
I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
>>290330028
Maybe you should go to reddit or kotaku and brag about your epic girlfriend.
>Slash over Buckethead
>>290330072
>>290325794
no fucking way
>>290330148
So it just confirms what we all know that he's an SJW cunt?
why is this happening
>>290330236
kill urself
>>290330317
He has, he mentioned it on one of the danswers
Also several twitter pictures of them togtehter.
>>290329175
It would be two hours of talking about his dad dying and being cyberbullied.
where are de bideo games
>these discussions again
Jeff just let it go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE-tKEqEU6ITerminator 2>1 Aliens>alien
>>290330338
I honestly think he just doesn't give a shit about any of it. He's just tired.
He just wants to enjoy video games.
Stream link where?
>>290330262
I was never bragging, anon! Only responding to another anon pretending to know how the world works!
Don't get angry at me!
>>290330348
Because Brad played his stupid music quiz "game" and ruined everything.
Like always.
>>290330148
>thinking GG was about ethics in games journalism.
>>290330223
Ryan possesses Brads body until he plays MGSV, then he'll be free and Brad deflates again.