>Shoot red barrel >It explores

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>Click the game .exe
>It runs

>press space
>it jumps

>press reload button
>game restarts at previous save

>Press 'w'
>character moves forward

>>289737207
What game does that?

>get shot
>eat food
>instantly heals

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>play game
>have fun

>>289737207
> Shoot red barrel
> It explores

So where is it now ?

>>289737459
Crysis

>>289737503
You must be autstic

>>289737517
I dont remember that part. I'd think its more of an artsy fartsy type of game concepts. But props to crytek, must be an easter egg.

>Press the S key
>S

>>289737505
Probably pursuing the ultimate evil while OP is still dicking around.

Or seeking medical attention.

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>Kick wooden barrel
>It explodes

>press the F key
>pay respects

>>289737207
>Shoot several red barrels
>One returns months later with a map of an island untouched by humans

Cool.

>press E to interact
>nothing happens
>it's F

>>289737667
>it's Enter

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>Shoot trap
>It sets off

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>>289737621
>Kick wooden barrel
>Skeleman gets angry.

>shoot environment
>it collapses on enemies

>>289737621
Dark Souls 2

>Space runs
>C crouchs

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>>289737762
green is poison and acid

>>289737503
gaem?

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>refresh /v/
>same threads every time

I think my internet is broken.

>>289737786
>C to crouch
>X to lay prone
>Z to stand up
>can't return to the previous state by pressing the button again
>have to write a fucking essay on the keyboard just to go from prone to standing

>>289737786
>RDFG for movement

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>>289737710
>bully trap
>it cries

>Put 17 slices of pizza in my pool
>The water gets murky and smells like pizza

>>289737828
Bloodborne

>>289737861
If your internet was broken then you wouldn't be able to access 4chan at all.

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>>289737937
Hey tech wiz, nobody cares.

>press Post
>shitposting appears

fucking Gamestop

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>>289737762
>mfw

>>289737921
>hit on trap
>it rapes my ass

>>289738019
>use [spoilers] tags
>text isn't spoilered

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>>289737921
Not this shit again :D

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>japanese level
>sakura, sakura begins to play

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>>289738063
Rape it back

>>289737667
I only ever see that on games with lean.

>>289737207
>have fun thread one time
>try to duplicate it exactly instead if being original

>>289738140
Those are the better games

>pick responce for dialog
>char says it in a completely different way than you expected (angrier/more aggressive for example)

>>289737817
>that room
what a fucking ultra-autissimo
please kill yourself

>>289738236
>game text/subtitles don't exactly match up to what the VA is saying

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>>289737861
The truth is

You're dead

Welcome to Limbo

>shoot guy
>he dies

>>289738260
>hating on gamer chairs

Theyre really comfy

>Shoot Red Barrel
>Small Red Barrel saw me shoot it
>Years later Small Red Barrel confronts me seeking revenge for shooting its father

>>289738343
please list 5 games where this happens.

>>289738260
Yes, that is my room

>shoot barrel
>tells you to fuck off

>>289738390
Cim city
Tetris
.....
...
the list goes on and on!

>>289738236

>DOUBT

>GOD DAMN IT STOP LYING I'LL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS, YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, ARE YOU LISTENING? THEY'LL MAKE YOU THEIR CUMDUMPSTER, YOU'LL BE NOTHING BUT WHITE GOO

>>289737207
No one mentions the mistake?

"explores", REALLY?

Wtf.

>>289738390
Pffft don't make me laugh
>need for speed
>Mario Kart
>....
Well whatever you're just mad.
Lol
Stay mad friend
Ha
Baited you.

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>>289738236
"I'll just offer him a drink for his troubles."

>>289738343
>Shoot terrorist
>All his weapons fly out of his body in all directions
>He stops, puts his hands behind his head, gets on his knees and gives up

Fucking Germans

>>289738343
>shoot boss
>he bleeds
>your shot didn't actually do any damage, and you need to trigger some special event to do damage
>there's no indication of the above

>>289738236
>select "can you make him be quiet please"
>*Sucker Punch*

>>289738343
>shoot guy in his feet
>he dies

>>289738560
>Wtf.

Go back to something awfull

>Knife a fuel can
>Bursts into flames

>>289738560


>>289737505
>>289737579
>>289737662


Faggot.

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>walk up to objective/item
>it doesnt glow-blink

>>289738560

Poor little new boy.

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>Shoot the grunt in the metal armor
>Bullet is deflected for no damage

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>>289738560

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>shoot barrel
>the bullet imprint is the same as if i shot a wall

>>289738741
>Get objective
>No marker to show it's location

Are you fucking joking me?

>>289738607
>Boss is a normal human
>confronts him
>shoot him several times in the head
>cutscene rolls and he flees

>>289737937
REALLY ANON?

R U SURE?

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>spend hours painting barrels red to indicate explosive contents
>some faggot blows them all up anyway

>>289738343
what game?

>>289738670

THIS, GOD DAMN IT

Is there a game that instead of exploring, the fuel can leaks through the hole that you did?

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>walk into a cave with two paths
>pick one
>can never reach the end of it

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>>289738818
>Play game
>It doesn't have a trail for me to follow

Dropped.

>turn in a quest
>gain xp

>>289738791

>Tries to write something in the wall with the shots
>The bullet imprints disappear

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>>289739093
>turn in a quest
>receive poorly drawn picture of half-naked woman

>>289739163
what game?

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>>289739163
>turn in a quest
>receive well drawn picture of half-naked woman

bless the witcher

>Racing game
>Press Foward
>Car doesn't move.

>>289738769
what if a game actually did this...

>>289739446
It looks like something that would happen in a game like Jazzpunk

>>289739124
>still happens in 2015

>>289739040
Off topic:

Perfect Dark Zero HAD to have that trail, map design was a terrible fucking clusterfuck.

>>289737293
you must be fun at parties

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>modern military shooter
>no leaning mechanic

Whats even the point, thats just like a real shit version of quake.

>>289738767
this was mindblowing

>>289739379
Forza

>>289739540
truefax, the maps were too realistic in that they were just a bunch of buildings next to eachother

its really more of a violent urbex game than a linear fps

>>289739446

Serious Sam games have secrets like this..

>eat a game where you play as the main village
>they were the villain all along

>modern military shooter
>shitty unrealistic recoil mechanic throws off your aim no matter what
>indestructible impenetrable walls/obstacles

Please stop.

>>289739816
>tfw i actually got a copy of Wind Waker from a box of cereal

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>>289738260

>>289739669
That, and the jungle level wasn't all that great.

I enjoyed the game nonetheless.

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>>289739925

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>you click to move

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>click left mouse button
>attack

>>289739925
>>289739990
>waifus
>in 2015

Just make tulpas already and get it over with

>>289740070
Ponyfag please

>>289737207
>Shoots exploration
>it red barrels

>>289740092
Are you saying that ponyfags are smartfags?

>>289738560
b2r

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>hit wall with melee weapon
>leaves a bullet hole

>>289740173
mental illness is not smart

>>289740170
You shoot the explosion faggot

>>289740092
Not a ponyfag. Tulpa is cute human girl.

>>289740223
By definition, a disability doesn't make you happier and more fulfilled.

>>289738354
Red Barrel Redemption

i just explained the joke and i dont care

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>>289737207
Red is the universal color of danger in the west.
It's easy to see from a distance. No one wants to go around checking every barrel for a "flammable" sign. And yes, game designers in the 90s were aware gasoline does not explode when liquid but a sea of flames engulfing the screen was too hard to program. The trope of the exploding barrel stuck.

>>289737621
Considering you often find skeletons in the barrels we can reach the conclusion that for some reason dead people were put in them. The decomposition of a body can in fact produce enough gasses to pressurize a small vessel the body is kept in.

>>289737817
Green for poison goes back to the early 20th century. Pic related.

>>289739269
They can't show a sex scene in an European video game, blessed be Allah, so the dirty pictures is all you get dirty kufir.

>>289740186
It leaves the same hole bullets leave. That doesn't mean the bullets leave bullet holes.
To quote Magritte "Ceci n'est pas une pipe".

In the real world bullets don't burn the walls when they hit them.

>>289740590
>shoot chair
>it explodes

>>289740479
>i just explained the joke and i dont care
not really you just made it vidya related

it's a very common plot

>play RTS
>you only control one unit and allied forces suicide into enemy entrenchments

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>shoot barrel
>dies
>barrel family grieves

>>289740590
Well actually because both planets travel in an elliptical path around the sun, Jupiter's distance from Earth is constantly changing. When the two planets are at their closest point, the distance to Jupiter is only 588 million kilometers.

>>289740092
>horsefuckers invented tulips

>>289740590
>The trope of the exploding barrel stuck.
Actually, I think it comes from westerns where shooting dynamite was a common trick to get the hero (or just as quick-shootin' villains) out of a jam, and that evolving into shooting barrels of other explosives.

>>289740186
I never understood this complaint. Jab your wall with a set of pliers and shoot a 9mm through another section, and the holes will be similar.

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>>289740757

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>open inventory
>play tetris

>>289738767

>Alien invaders have bulletproof armor
>Covers only 20-30% of their body

Th-thanks xen

>>289740590
Maybe they put live people in the barrels to die, like that movie that they put a chick and bury her.

>>289740590
>witcher
>european videogame
*slav

>>289740884

Maybe they have weak shoulders

Too many feels

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>character model has knife/side arm
>can't use them

>>289737293
you better go catch it

>>289738915
yes

>>289740757
Fuck man...

>>289737667
>you have to press Ctrl+Arrowkey Forward at the same time

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>>289741107
thanks

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>>289740964
>poland
>slav

>>289740912
Yes, good idea. As a part of the necromantic ritual. I'll have to write that one down.

>>289737207
Guys he said EXPLORES?! NOT EXPLODES. What a silly thing to do!

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>video game
>prompts on screen have to tell me where i can climb/jump

>>289737921
Goddamn I spit soup on my monitor

>>289741568
What is Mirror's Edge

>>289740806
yes, the dutch invented tulips

have you never read umberto eco?

>>289741673
>no written text/signs floating in midair
>prompt

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>shoot car with pistol
>it explodes

>>289741673
it had color coded sections, cant recall prompts. Prompts wouldnt work since you couldnt pre-plan your path since youre always running.

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>>289741116
i cry everytim

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>>289737207
>crack it open
>it's filled with candy

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>>289741384
>>289740590
>>289740912

>>289738131
sauce

>>289738131
>implying it wouldn't turn the tables immediately

>>289743349
boku no sandstorm lmao

>>289743248
that scene scared the shit out of me, terrible movie, however

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>Tfw F:NV is superior to F3 but there's no exploding cars

>>289737667
>press E to interact
>player leans right

>>289743810
well, that's kinda scary, imagine being locked in a barrel with a rotting corpse, only to have it be buried alive with you inside so you're left to die.

>>289744012
there are though, plenty, just look for the ones with a motor in em and not an open hood

>>289744219

>person starts to get hungry
>there is only a rotting corpse to eat

Damn, I hate to think about these kind of things

>>289743349
K-on!

>Press ctrl
>It crouches

Why do games made past 2000 still do this shit? USE C LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

>>289744363
Well she probably died in a few hours of suffocation anyway.

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>>289737293
That'd be fucking amazing

>>289741821
GTA:SA
>Shooting the gas cap makes the car instantly explode.
Dank

>>289744582
The anon is probably such a glutton he'd be starving dead before he'd suffocate.

>>289738343
no game does this

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>>289741384

>James Doohan had his middle finger shot off during the D-Day landings
>Never noticed he was missing a finger until recently.

They constantly tried to hide his hand in scenes.

>>289744570
>C
>like everyone else

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>>289737667
>press C to crouch

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>>289738279
>"I don't have to deal with this garbage"
>[subtitle] I don't have to deal with this rubbish

>>289737207
>shoot red barrel
>it explores

>find out everything that there is to find in the game world
>shoot red barrel after that
>it can't explore now

>>289745406
>press CTRL
>toggle crouch

>>289738560
>wtf
piss off to twitter

>press caps lock to do something
>the caps lock light is now distracting

>>289740223

If you are a waifufag you are already fucked in the head so might as well go all the way.

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>>289737667
>Grenade is 3
>Cant cook it
>Sometimes explodes in your hand because the game sucks

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>>289745032
>press J to jump

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>press JNM< to move

>>289744582
>suffocate to the horrible smell of a rotting corpse

I don't know what is worse


isn't there a Japanese story about a chick that gets raped and then they bury her with cement, something like that?

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>>289745790
San Andreas for PC was the worst at this kind of thing.

>>289745956
Dont know about that, but theres a story of burrying two plastic surgeons in mexico in a barrel of cement for their boss dying during the surgery.

Theres pics of their bloated corpses. What a way to go.

>>289738560
Masterfully done.

>>289745956
>>289746109
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta

>>289746109
Cartel boss? These guys are hardcore, I wonder what would happen if ISIS starts messing with them.

>>289746060
>press space to sprint
>press shift to jump
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS ACCEPTABLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>289737207
>explores

>>289746305
>Rockstar in charge of making games for pc

I wonder how well optimized GTA V will be

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>Shoot red barrel
>It doesn't explode
>Red container with a flame painted on it next to barrel
>It explodes

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>>289737540

10/10

>>289737503
gross, this is a blue board m8

>>289746201
>Seiji Fujii wrote a novel about the case 17-sai which was turned into a manga by Youji Kamata. Contrary to what had really happened, the novel shows a happy ending for the girl, who's still alive and her kidnappers are sentenced to jail for many years.

Wasn't it a Hentai? The Japs are really fucked up