>Kick wooden barrel
>Skeleman gets angry.
>same threads every time
I think my internet is broken.
>C to crouch
>X to lay prone
>Z to stand up
>can't return to the previous state by pressing the button again
>have to write a fucking essay on the keyboard just to go from prone to standing
The truth is
You're dead Welcome to Limbo
"I'll just offer him a drink for his troubles."
>walk up to objective/item
>it doesnt glow-blink
>Shoot the grunt in the metal armor
>Bullet is deflected for no damage
>the bullet imprint is the same as if i shot a wall
>spend hours painting barrels red to indicate explosive contents
>some faggot blows them all up anyway
>walk into a cave with two paths
>can never reach the end of it
>It doesn't have a trail for me to follow
>turn in a quest
>receive poorly drawn picture of half-naked woman
>turn in a quest
>receive well drawn picture of half-naked woman
bless the witcher
>modern military shooter
>no leaning mechanic
Whats even the point, thats just like a real shit version of quake.
>hit wall with melee weapon
>leaves a bullet hole
Red is the universal color of danger in the west.
It's easy to see from a distance. No one wants to go around checking every barrel for a "flammable" sign. And yes, game designers in the 90s were aware gasoline does not explode when liquid but a sea of flames engulfing the screen was too hard to program. The trope of the exploding barrel stuck.
Considering you often find skeletons in the barrels we can reach the conclusion that for some reason dead people were put in them. The decomposition of a body can in fact produce enough gasses to pressurize a small vessel the body is kept in.
Green for poison goes back to the early 20th century. Pic related.
They can't show a sex scene in an European video game, blessed be Allah, so the dirty pictures is all you get dirty kufir.
It leaves the same hole bullets leave. That doesn't mean the bullets leave bullet holes.
To quote Magritte "Ceci n'est pas une pipe".
In the real world bullets don't burn the walls when they hit them.
Well actually because both planets travel in an elliptical path around the sun, Jupiter's distance from Earth is constantly changing. When the two planets are at their closest point, the distance to Jupiter is only 588 million kilometers.
>The trope of the exploding barrel stuck.
Actually, I think it comes from westerns where shooting dynamite was a common trick to get the hero (or just as quick-shootin' villains) out of a jam, and that evolving into shooting barrels of other explosives.
I never understood this complaint. Jab your wall with a set of pliers and shoot a 9mm through another section, and the holes will be similar.
>character model has knife/side arm
>can't use them
Yes, good idea. As a part of the necromantic ritual. I'll have to write that one down.
>prompts on screen have to tell me where i can climb/jump
>Tfw F:NV is superior to F3 but there's no exploding cars
>James Doohan had his middle finger shot off during the D-Day landings
>Never noticed he was missing a finger until recently.
They constantly tried to hide his hand in scenes.
>"I don't have to deal with this garbage"
>[subtitle] I don't have to deal with this rubbish
>Grenade is 3
>Cant cook it
>Sometimes explodes in your hand because the game sucks
>suffocate to the horrible smell of a rotting corpse
I don't know what is worse
isn't there a Japanese story about a chick that gets raped and then they bury her with cement, something like that?
San Andreas for PC was the worst at this kind of thing.
Dont know about that, but theres a story of burrying two plastic surgeons in mexico in a barrel of cement for their boss dying during the surgery.
Theres pics of their bloated corpses. What a way to go.
>Shoot red barrel
>It doesn't explode
>Red container with a flame painted on it next to barrel
>Seiji Fujii wrote a novel about the case 17-sai which was turned into a manga by Youji Kamata. Contrary to what had really happened, the novel shows a happy ending for the girl, who's still alive and her kidnappers are sentenced to jail for many years.
Wasn't it a Hentai? The Japs are really fucked up