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Which character had the worst levels and why was it beard?

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Which character had the worst levels and why was it beard?
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That's not Manny Pardo.

Pardo's levels are all fucking shit.
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what is this new pixel faces meme?
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>>289376863
>pixel faces meme
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>That first level as Pardo with all the open space
>Dead Ahead

Pardo had the worst levels. At least Beard gets the flamethrower which is awesome.
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>>289376746
Man Beard looks like shit when he was younger, looks way better how he did in HM1
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>>289376820
>>289377139
Enjoying your 15 minutes of fame, assholes?
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>>289376820
Maybe for the level design but beard's gameplay was the worst
>can't throw
>can't pick up weapons
>only limited to what you choose at the start
It basically neutered the core gameplay mechanics
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>>289377416
This also with the damn m60 the heavies just rush past it and get me before they croak.
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In the spirit of HM2 doing everything the opposite way of what I wanted out of it, I liked Beard's.

Son's were the worst imo. I really didn't give a shit about him or really about continuing the game.
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>>289377416
But Beard's level design still allowed you to have fun with that selected limitation.

>Shoot whatever weapon you have
>Switch to Knife
>Kill every motherfucker that approaches you

I finished all Beard levels with nearly melee only aside from like one section, all in full combos.

Pardo's levels, on the other hand, are all terribly designed and don't allow for that kind of melee gameplay, even though they allow you to switch weapons.
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>>289376746
Richter and Pardo's levels were much worse, Beards were fun.
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Definitely the fans. They just run around pretending to be interesting for the media and don't really get anything done. I don't know why people focus on them so much when they really aren't that important anyway. There are way better aspects than the fans and honestly they're just a bunch of lowlifes looking for their 15 minutes which is ridiculous.
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>>289376820
>>289377139
>>289377874
>>289377878
Thinskins
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>>289377878
Richter's level were fucking perfect, they felt like they were right out of Hotline 1
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>>289377878
>Richter's levels
>Bad

You shitting me son?
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>>289377779
>Son
>worst
I do not like you.
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>there are people who didn't like playing as pixellated Max Payne

I thought I knew this board.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0pDBh1bR3c

Guess I found my new Helicopter theme for MGSV.
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>>289377878
>richter's levels
>bad
Nigger they were fucking great, intense, and short.
Felt like I was playing HM1 again for a few levels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsL3NOuZ0As
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>>289377779
>son
>worst
You need to get a grip
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>>289378008
Neat

Still haven't finished it.
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>>289378085
It took me a while to beat Dead Ahead. Fuck that level.
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>>289378085
go play dead ahead on hard mode and then talk to me about just how much you love your pixellated max payne
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>>289378286
>implying I haven't arleady cleared Dead Ahead on hard

It's the hardest part of Hard Mode by far, but it felt fucking amazing finally clearing it.

I'll give you credit though the cocaine room is complete bullshit
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>>289378286
>That second stage where you immediately get fired upon by two guys behind glass, better bring a firearm and enter the lower part or you're fucked.
>That second to last room where you have to bait a pair of guys behind a glass window who, due to the weird AI, half the time won't notice you and the other half will 360 noscope you before you have a chance to move back. Not to mention the random dog and the four giga niggas patrolling.
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Who /fans/ here?
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>>289378626
More like /15minutes/
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>>289377943
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>>289378180
>he hasn't played apocalypse
did you at least play blood money
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>>289378626
>What the fuck are you waiting fo-
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>>289378791
No.
The fans should die.
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>>289378791
>Actually feeling bad for that bunch of psychopaths.

Lol what a gay.

Richter calmly accepting death while Richard tells him that death isn't as terrifying as it sounds, though, that hit me right in the feels.
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>>289378738
>Implying I'm Manny Pardo

Yeah, I wish.
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>>289379018
I felt bad for having to watch a sibling's brains be blown the fuck out without warning.

But it's super cool to be edgy, isn't it?
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>>289379135
>But it's super cool to be edgy, isn't it?

You're the Fanfag here. You don't get to call other people edgy.
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I hated Beard's levels. Specially the one with fat guys with machine pistols outside the screen.
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>>289379218
Better than some random bald guy.
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>>289379135
Shut the fuck up, Alex.

You murdered a guy who just wanted to call his girlfriend.
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>>289379135
Fans deserved everything they got after what they did to the Henchman.
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>>289379370
>feeling sympathetic for murderers
Henchman was just as bad as the rest of them.
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>>289377779
Wait, I meant Richter. Fuck that guy.

It's early. Sorry Anons.
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>>289379358
Reminder that Tony died like a faggot to the most intelligent detective on the force, Manny Pardo, who was born with hard skin. These vigilantes who want their 15 minutes of fame are nothing compared to the terror of Florida, the Miami Mutilator, the most devious and gruesome killer ever to grace the streets of Miami. Sounds scary? Yeah. But Manny Pardo is on the case, though this may be too big of a job, even for him.
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>>289379695
That's even worse.
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>>289377777
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>>289376746
>beard
you mean Sam Hyde you faggot
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>>289379695
You just went from having shit tier tastes to having shittest tier tastes.
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>>289379358
>random bald guy

Ash?
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I really liked Richter's levels. Everything before it seemed like "Lolgimmick time" but Richter's levels felt really like Hotline Miami.

>best music
>narrow corridors
>can combo your way through the level
>no lolwindows everywhere

As for worst? Maybe Beards. They're alright though.
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>>289380667
Richter.
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>>289380835
But the description fits Ash much better.
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>>289380897
Ash is a random swan asshole.
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>>289380734
I've been listening to Around for half an hour straight, please send help.
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>>289380982
But he's a bald dude.

By that logic Richter is a random rat.
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>>289381140
I listened to Abyss the entire day while following that Tails Gets Trolled thread, as a result, I cannot listen to it without thinking of Amy Rose being violently raped.

It's a very strange experience.
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>>289376746
The art for this game makes me wanna puke
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>>289381453
Because it's so trippy and amazing?
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>>289381423
>tfw doing some of my normal fag duties so I can go home and sperg out
>taking imouto around the mall
>iPod is on shuffle
>Dubmood - Richard
>begin to imagine if I had to fight my way out of the mall a la Hotline Miami


later that night I had a dream that I killed a bunch of people in a big house while wearing a sheep mask. Then I hid in some tall grass and listened to the police whizz by wondering how easy it would be to ID me.How easy would it be exactly?
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>>289377139
I liked dead ahead
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>>289381630
>Tony is the one who didn't participate in killing the Henchman
>When Son "kills" him, his particles are white
>Tony is the only one to survive
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Who would win in a bare knuckles fist fight to the death, Florida super-detective Manny Pardo, or fiendish serial killer, the miami mutilator?
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>>289380734
This.

>Best levels
>Simple pure hotline gameplay
>God-tier feels inducing story


At least his mother never had to see her bright young man die
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>>289378286
>>289378626
>>289378791
>>289379018
>>289379135
>>289379218
>>289379370
>>289379650
Hotline miami's story is kinda interesting because you feel sorry for all these characters despite all of them other than Evan and maybe beard and richter being pretty much as insane and morally deprived as the next.
Other than 2 or 3, they are ALL mass murderers.
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>>289381864
The Son is like a high as fuck angel of vengeance.
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>>289381864
I'm pretty sure that fuck tried to feign surrender and rush Pardo, got his brains blown out.
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>>289380734
>no lolwindows everywhere
Not true
>Best music
Le Perv is imo the best track in the game, but all 3 of the others are mediocre compared to the rest.

That's not to say that Richter isn't good.
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>>289382216
Thank god beautiful, thick-skinned detective Manny Pardo did not fall for his ruse.
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>feeling bad for any of the playable characters

Lets be honest here, they all deserve to die.
They are not saints.
But yeah The Fans died too soon.
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Manny Pardo facing off with one of his most daring adversaries yet
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>>289382369
>Le Perv

Why is everyone sucking this track's dick so much? Is this some sort of dank meme?
This and also Roller Mobster.

They're fucking shit compared to say "The way home" or "Divide"
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>>289383157
>Divide
my nigga
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>>289383157
My fave is Le Perv but Roller Mobster is definitely overrated. Too much noise, not enough music.
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>>289383157
>mfw first time The Way Home started
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>>289382893
Evan was he didn't kill anyone if you didn't force him to and all he wanted to do was find out the truth and spread that truth to as many people as possible. You can even make him turn it down so he can spend his last moments with his family,
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>>289382893
Richter didn't deserve anything that happened to him.

>>289383157
I agree Le Perv is like Minnie tier shit.

But nothing got me more pumped than the Fans level with Roller mobster, fuck you.

Way home and Divide are gud though
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>>289382893
Yeah, they're not saints, but I still feel like the Fans got what they deserved and were the worst of the bunch. They go on massive killing sprees because they're fucking bored. Everyone else pretty much has a less-bad reason to do what they do (except the fat guy, he sucks too).
And how can you not feel bad for Henchman or Richter? Henchman is tried of violence, wants to settle down, only to get his bitch wife to steal his money and then some edgy kids kill him for no reason.
And Richter gets forced into doing shit he doesn't want to do because his sick mother is getting threatened.
I really don't see why people like the fans so much. They're just degenerates looking for their 15 minutes of fame, and detective Manny Pardo and his thick skin will get rid of them for sure, while at the same time tackling the craftiest criminal of the all the Miami Mutilator.
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>tfw no one likes In the Face of Evil
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>>289383378
>level is hard as fuck
>not even mad because the music is so fucking excellent
This is why I can't hate on Beard levels.
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>>289382431
Holy shit that pic is actually accurate to the story
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>>289383920
Because they're so cute.
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>>289383982
I like in the face of evil but it's not my fave.

But to be fair I really like all of the sound track I don't think that there's a bad song in the soundtrack.
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>>289383920
I like that theory that Henchman killed some of the people that Alex knew (you know, at the garage he was at)
So The Fans went and enacted a twisted sort of revenge.
Everything ties in somehow in this game, you just have to look into it.

I like how in Evan's debut level, the people you don't kill will wait outside of the sauna while you're interviewing the boss.
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>>289384285
>I like that theory that Henchman killed some of the people that Alex knew (you know, at the garage he was at)

Also the Fans knew who Henchman was since he let that one last dude at the garage live. Who then probably told Alex.

That would explain why they put extra effort in finishing off Henchman. poor guy
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>>289384285
I didn't kill anyone in Evan's first level ( except the first guy which you're forced to kill, or at least make him bleed or something ) and all the guys I knocked out or hit with a melee weapon just stayed wherever I downed them... can you actually just get to the guy in the sauna without having to knock everyone out or hit everyone with melee weapons?
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>>289384762
>tfw even though she was a gold-digger he still wanted to go home to his wife
>>289384862
I meant knock-out instead of kill. But it's possible to get there without hurting a single guy, just really hard to do so.
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>>289384762
Reminder that the guy outside the car shop is Ash.

Reminder that the Fans were in Hawaii and they're probably a group of old war comrades who long for the thrill of killing.
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Can you avoid killing that first dude in Evan's first level?

I somehow didn't get the "Don't kill anyone" achievement for Evan even though I never went beast mode with him.
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>>289385260
You probably haven't unlocked the secret level yet.

You have to non-lethal that one as well before you get the achievement.

Finish the third floor of Jake's second level without dying, then, when the 50B guy goes to get cofffy, pick up the floppy disc on the table, then when you get the next story section with Evan, pick up the floppy on the table.
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>>289385260
And no, as far as I know, you have to kill the first guy. I guess it's supposed to show how Evan isn't a killer like the rest (since he's horrified and tries to revive the guy)
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>>289385260
Can you imagine how cool it would have been to have one of Richter's levels to end with him getting a phonecall with directions to Jacket's place?
Then you go in to kill Hooker and when you sit on the couch after a few seconds Jacket comes in and you pop him before he kills you.
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>>289381864
also: there's no bodies
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>>289385901
Yeah, they should've had that in there somewhere.
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>>289379128
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Fans are the best gameplay-wise. Writer is close second, and Richter also makes it for the feel. I even took liking to Beard's levels playing on Hard with Flamethrower unlocked, but there is simply too many of them in the game. Pardo would be okay if we got to play as the Miami Mutilator[/spoler] as well. Jake is cool, but only 2 levels iirc. The Pig Butcher is completely forgettable, and both the Henchman and the Mobster are shit, save for the final level.

>inb4 Fans edgelord hurrrrrr muh henchman the feels

The Son is literally the definition of edge
>looks like a Naruto character
>literally rolls behind you and unsheathes katana
>does drugs and gets lol so random
>runs around killing people because he's either high as fuck, or he needs to calm his daddy issues
BUT HE A GOOD BOY, MUH HENCHMAN, HE WAS JUST GETTIN HIS LIFE ON TRACK
>The Son probably killed more Russian goons than the Fans because he got high
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>you will never unlock Genocide
I just don't have it in me to grind out scene 17 anymore.
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>>289376820
>Dead Ahead
>Got stuck because I didn't know the blue side were useful cover

Though I didn't know Beard could get more Ammo until I ran out on his last level
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>>289383806
>Le Perv
>bad
>Roller Mobster
>good
I don't get this meme
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>>289382893
Evan and The Beard were decent people
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Question for you guys.

Evan said Pardo owed him a favor.

Do you think he knows?
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>>289382893
There are worse things you can do than murdering armed thugs that would gladly shoot you first.

the only ones who killed innocent people are padro and pig butcher.

evan and beard did nothing wrong and richter was coerced into doing it.
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>>289376746
where did you get this selfie of me?
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>You will never know why Pardo shows up at the Russian Mob headquarters asking to see the son, and knowing him well enough to be able to recognize his car.
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>>289391435
>implying the best detective in all of miami wouldnt know every detail of every mobster scum
He was probably going to tell him to surrender, because once he catches the fiendish Miami Mutilator, hes coming for him
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>>289391435
>You will never know when and why beard met Richard in the past
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>my fucking face when Writer throws his jacket off in bloodlust
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>>289376820
His levels were shit but Pardo was pretty fun to actually play because of his gun floor executions and is fast shotgun aiming. Can't wait to play custom levels with him.
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>>289391435
Oh yeah what the fuck was up with that?
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>>289391435
I honestly thought he as just going to die.
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>>289391872
>beard is Richard
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>>289382893
Jacket was proven crazy and by all means of the way, didn't deserve anything.

Beard was just doing his job.

Richter was forced into it.
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>>289377878
Richter had some of the best though. Walking into a building and being stormed by 10 guys with only your fists was great.
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>>289390580
Pig butcher was a movie actor. He didn't kill anyone. Everything Richard said to him was directed to the people playing the game.
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>>289393716
But does that justify Richter killing the hooker though? She was innocent.
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So Beard's captain was the one who started the whole animal mask thing, right?
Using that panther skin over his head.
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>>289393948
It's either her or his mother.
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Alex is best girl
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>>289393986
Yes, you even see him draw the 50 Blessings symbol on the American flag.

>>289394030
That's not Hooker.
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>yfw the prison break level
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>>289393716
>Jacket was proven crazy

What? Then why he is in jail?
And Beard became a soldier and killed people, he wasnt forced to it.
Same for Richter, he could have just fled the country with his mom.
Even Evan killed that one guy during his mission, just for the sake of his book.
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>>289394273
>Stepping onto the basketball court
>Le Perv plays
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>>289394347
We don't know that Beard willingly chose to join the army. Corey and Alex were there too so we could assume that a lot of people were forced into it just because America needed numbers.

Richter was poor as shit, he couldn't have left the country, especially since 50Blessings just burned his car.
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>>289394347
You can't just fucking flee a country, they'd probably kill one of his other family members too. They threatened his mom, they'll probably threaten others too.
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Is beard the one you use when you're in the jungle killing russians?

If so, then yeah. Those were the worst levels by fucking far.
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Just finished Hotline miami 1 again.

Holy shit, finished it in less than an hour, all A+, 2 is truly hard as shit, 1 was so fucking easy compared to it.

Also, now that I see it overall, after the shock is over, I beleive the second one was better.
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Hands down Evan levels best levels!
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>>289394347
In the 80s, not all states had legislation in place for handling insanity and mental problems with those convicted. Furthermore, while Jacket is completely out of it for most of the game, he regains lucidity towards the end and butchers the remainders of the mafia unhindered.
Using the excuse that someone 'deserves to die' for willingly signing up to be a soldier is a bit extreme. Not to mention that the Hawaiin Conflict is something entirely unique to Hotline Miami's universe, and it could have been similar to Vietnam with drafting. Even if you don't want to kill, in the military you can't just choose to flee once you've lost your taste for it. The price to pay for desertion is harsh; even moreso with two megapowers like the USA and USSR in conflict, I imagine.
Richter really didn't have the option to leave. He had no money and was being hounded by 50 Blessings. If he died, that wasn't really an issue for him, but it would doom his mother. So he put his own well-being and personal feelings aside for her sake.
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>>289380734
Stop this.

Every level can be comboed.
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>>289393253
wait what is this fucking canon
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>>289389708
>>289383806
>Le perv and Miss Minnie
>Bad
>inb4 LOL FATS XD

I dislike you
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>>289382930
Literally who?
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>>289376863
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>>289388441
The son is best, shut your whore mouth.

And the miami mutilator only kills one person at a time so its more "recogniseable"
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>>289395261
No, the only thing they have in common is that both Richard and Beard are just figments of Jacket's imagination during HM1.
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>>289395424
some fan version of a character from a video series that really should not be a video series that totally does not understand the meaning of the character it's a fan version of.
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>>289394210
>>289394030
She is
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I just want to say this

The first time playing Hotline Miami 2, I had a hard time, it was fucking painful, I was so used to being "Good" at the first one, that I had to change my whole playstyle and learn to aim.

Then I remembered, I had a hard time with the first one too, until I got good.

The more I played 2, the better I became, the more fun I had.
I can finish it really quickly now, and actually feel the changes made from one were mostly for the better, so yeah, I liked 2 more because it was better done.
You might disagree with me, which is okay, to each is own, but if you feel the game is "bad" or "too hard" just keep playing it, don't surrender, you can do it.
You'll become better eventually, and had more fun.
/blog

Also, the soundtrack is perfect, all the songs are great, Except for we're sorry and java I dislike them, but I guess someone must like them
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>>289395635
Oh shit, that makes sense. Wait, then has anyone figured out what Beard is referencing to? Is it the whole plot arc where Beard is with Jacket and the rest of the pack?
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>>289395674
wat
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>>289396540
tumblr version of the 'note pad' from "don't hug me i'm scared"
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do i need to play the first game to play the second?
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>>289396627
Oh, thanks for traslating that, couldn't you have said so on the first place?

Also, why was that pic even made?
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>>289396731
I was talking to this guy on skype and the conversation was about hootline miameme and how awful said video series is.
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CHARACTER RANKING INBOUND

>GOD TIER
The Son, Richter, Evan/Writer

>GREAT TIER
Swans, Pardo, Mark

>GOOD TIER
Beard, Jake, Henchman

>BAD TIER
Corey, Martin

>MADE USELESS DUE TO THE SWANS TIER
Tony

I probably forgot someone.
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>>289396438
He's referencing war most likely
>>289396717
ALWAYS PLAY FIRST IN THE SERIES

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no, but seriously, if you don't want your anus expanded, play the first.

Why do people not play games in order, that pisses my autism off.
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>>289390019
I don't think he knows. Pardo keeps pestering Evan to write a book about the Miami Mutilator.
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>>289396438
He recognizes him because Richard is The Grim Reaper and Beard saw a lot of death in his time as a soldier but tried to forget about it all.
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>>289396313
I know they're children and all, but
>Ash
>hair

It confounds me how nobody ever remembers that he's bald.

>>289396438
Richard may just be some part of Jacket's psyche, and their "meeting before" could be a reference to some part of Jacket's personality that was dominant with the pack during the Hawaiian Conflict. I don't really like to think of Richard, Don Juan or Rasmus as individual characters. They're all just pieces of Jacket's broken-ass mind. Of course, Richard's role is really broadened in HM2, but it could just be his representing Jacket's legacy or something.
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>>289396868
>Hootline miameme
I dislike you
>Awful video series
Its fine though

>>289396930
Why useless? Because swans are better?
Also.
GOD OF GODS TIER
Biker and Jacket

I want to know more about Biker, he's so cool
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>>289397093
who cares if he's bald
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>>289397112
>I dislike you
I forgive you.
>Its fine though
No.
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>>289396934
>>289397091
>>289396934
Thanks for clearing that up for me guys.

>>289397112
I like you.
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>>289397229
I do, because I'm autistic. It's kind of retarded to ignore the one actual thing we know about Ash's appearance in favor of making him a "male Alex." They're not identical twins.
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>>289397112
The only reason to use Tony is for one-hit kills as soon as you start. You can't shoot or anything. The Swans give you a weapon just as fast as punching AND a gun. It's fun to punch people, but Tony is useless compared to them.
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>>289397387
I don't know, I like him with hair.

Then again, I like corey being brown, when we all know that she's white.
She's a damn zebra! zebras scream NIGGER!
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>>289382369
>not liking this
>not loving that part at 1:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsL3NOuZ0As
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>>289397570
Nigga probably shaved his head since he was constantly being compared to his sister.

youre headcanons r poop, m8
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>>289397570
why does this remind me of codename kids next door
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>>289391892
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>>289396930
>Tony
>Useless

Low quality bait.
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>>289394273
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJuR48PSCW8
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>>289397778
It's the loose-fitting pajamas and variation of body types.
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So The Fans are all ex military right?
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>>289376863
>pixel faces meme
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>>289398116
God, tell me this is fanmade.
Its so bad and wrong.
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>>289398445
It is
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>>289398378
Yes, though they weren't part of Beard and Jacket's unit.
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>>289398378
Yup
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>>289398378
Yeah.
I guess being ex military is supposed to explain how they are so good at killing people.
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>>289376863
Sir what happened in there? Are you alright?

Did the pixel face meme attack you?!
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>>289376863
Yeah seriously. I don't get it either
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Something I made quickly.
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>>289382893
>"You murdered my friends!"
>Girl is obviously on drugs
>bunch of hoodlums were killed anyway
>having hoodlum friends
There is literally NOTHING wrong with this.
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>>289398904
In the same situation, Jacket brought the girl home and she wound up tidying up the place and eventually sharing a room with him.

Jacket > Tony As if you needed more evidence
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I think the saddest thing about Richter is that it's heavily implied that he never got his lunch
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>>289394273
>the psychos grab you through the wall
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>>289376863

PUT YOUR MEMES IN THE FUCKING BAG
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>>289395562
Maybe if the Son didn't have such baity levels (except for the bank) or he could kill giga niggas with a sword.
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>>289376863

Don't shoot, I give up. I'm done being a pixel face meme.
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>>289376863
Look, I'm sorry...for being a pixel face meme.
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>>289399094
Jacket saved a sexually abused girl who wanted to die. That's not the same as some kid who got involved with some hoodlums.
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>>289399384
>>289399516
I think we get it now
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>>289376746
>jacket was on the same prision richter was
>jacket also had to fight against cops and prisioners like richter
>jacket survive both sides and is still alive on the prision
>jacket and richter never talked on the prision to each other
>the devs did this as a big FUCK YOU to the fans who are the fans on the game
>no way to play as prisioner jacket on the "release" level
>mfw
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>>289376863
SHOW SOME GODDAMN PIXEL MEMES
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>>289377943
This is a debate about gameplay, not lore. The fans were fun as shit to play as
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>>289399630
thats not the confusing part
if jacket and richter were in the same prison during the riot then why did 50 blessings talk to richter and not jacket
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>>289376863
The moment you get attached to a pixel face meme, you know you're fucked.
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>>289376863
gotta get a meme!
>>289399597
I just want to make you proud, father. Of my memes.
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>in all the levels the thugs attack you first
>if you walked into a random building in that universe people would shoot the fuck out of you for no raisin
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>>289376863
Are we really posting pixel face memes?
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Wait, so how did Richter survive getting killed by Jacket in the first game?
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>GIGA NIGGAS
>WITH GUNS
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>>289376863
I have thick memes.
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>>289399912
You had a choice to walk away after punching him, you didn't NEED to strangle Richter. The devs went with Jacket sparing his life as canon.
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>>289399745
do you seriously want to attack jacket again after you knew all the shit he can do?

>>289399912
jacket spared him.
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>>289399912
His dying is non-canon. Jacket spared him/only shot him in the arm.
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>>289399854
>walk randomly in a drug factory when you know there's some people randomly killing all your gang alone
>not shooting this fucker coming from the entrance with a gun

please
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>>289399745
Richter probably had more of a reason to take the bait, given he had his mother and financial burdens.
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is dead ahead THAT hard on hard mode? it was normal for me at leasat.
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>>289376863
Aren't you going to..answer the memes?
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>>289376746
This. Especially in hard mode when you can't get any more ammo. What the literal fuck
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>>289400137
>The Son was invited to the club
>Walk in with little knuckle dusters that are impossible to notice
>killed instantly

u fockin wat m8?
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>muh freedoms
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>>289400306
Anon, a rival criminal organization doesnt invite people for drinks on their off day. They sent him an invitation as a fuck you.
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>>289382893
Can this bitch actually kill you? Every time she's tried the door blocks her shot.
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>>289400191
Did he even get paid for the killings?
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>>289376863
PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA!
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>>289400306
>The Son was invited to the club

sure, he's the biggest rival of their gang, his death would bring many blessings for them, they'll just give him some food and a drink right ?
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>>289397751
t-thanks
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>>289398060
Name one reason to use Tony over the Swans.
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>>289400472
>>289400564
You would think that maybe they would have more than one guy guarding the door if they really wanted to off him, don't you think?
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>>289376863
Are those memes? Are we in the 4chan?
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>>289400515
Yes she can and if fucking sucks because you have to redo the entire floor.
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>>289400653
il fuk you up nancy boy
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anybody have the tony vs the son image
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>>289376863
Someone better be fucking screen capping this dank shit
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>>289400704
They didnt expect him to show up you moron. They took some new turf and wanted to wave it in front of their competitors face. Its suicide for one asshole to walk into a building full of people who want him dead.
>>
I feel the death of memes is coming soon and I can't wait for it. I just want to have fun again and joke about stuff without it being meme related.
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>>289398116
It was awful, but the IG crew, just the second they were in, made it tolerable
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>>289400951
this one? >>289381630
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>>289401154
ah didn't see it, thank you
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>>289400951
see
>>289381630
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>>289376863
It was hilarious while it lasted
someone do richard
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>>289376863
Hello citizen.
>>289401128
SIR DROP THE PIXEL FACE MEMES ON THE GROUND, SHOW US YOUR HANDS
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Best mask in the game
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>>289398378
I don't see corey
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>>289399630
Jacket most likely didn't even left his cell
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>>289376863
Wow what a bunch of pixelfaced maniacs! This new fresh meme will be in my next linkin park montage!
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>way before hm2 gets released
>boy i sure love this song i wonder how is it called
>hotline miami theme
>what a funny name i bet is for the main menu or someshit
>hm2 gets released
>stronghold begins
>HOLY SHIT IS HOTLINE MIAMI THEME
> shit nigga i need to know the real name of the song
>open level selector
>hotline miami theme
>my fucking face when
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>>289400761
no, pls
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>>289400704
meh I think it was more of a taunt in the likes of:
"hey you can come, oh wait, you're a pussy and won't come here right"

too bad for them, we're talking about the Son
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>>289401469
Black haired character between ash and mark.
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>>289401469
Middle.
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>>289400761
>tfw corey will never hold you down and forcibly cuddle with you
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>>289401656
what was the purpose of your post, friend?
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>>289376863
Don't you see? THIS is our true nature! We're all pixelfaced memes, waiting to be posted on imageboards!
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>>289401487
yeah but that is not going to save him from the swats coming in and killing everyon.
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>>289401874
who the fuck name a song "VIDEO GAME" theme?
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>>289401863
>Tfw you will never get handcuffed in a bathroom stall, with all of the fans taking turns fucking you.
>>
>>289401984
>>289401487
you can see Jacket in the credits just flicking his lighter on and off while the nuke goes off in the credits
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>>289376863
You're dead memes.
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>>289401936
>The colonel was the original masked psycho
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>>289402194
It's not a lighter, it's a rubber ball.
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>>289402263
I LOVE YOU ANON.
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>>289376863
I don't know you! You're no pixel face mask of mine!
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>>289402080
But you already knew the name of the song, didn't you?

Also, that's pretty common.

There are two songs in the first one, one called Hotline, other Miami
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>>289402194
everybodys knows that but nobody talks about jacket on the same prision.
>>
Why is this game so ugly?
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>>289376863
Alright boys! This is OUR meme now!
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>>289402194
no shit.
>>289401984
Swats most likely didn't kill the prisioners inside, just the ones escaping.
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>>289402470
YEAH BUT WHO THE FUCK CALLS A SONG LIKE THAT
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>>289376863
hehe, told you he wouldn't recognize our pixelface memes.
>>
>>289402080
>Hey man can you make a song for our game?
>Video games? Yeah I've heard of those, what's it called?
>Hotline Miami
>All right here it is. Hotline Miami theme!
>Th-Thanks
>>
Soldier's levels were mostly alright, but they really forgot to split them up into different parts.
Levels this big and open hurt the flow at least.
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>>289401936
THE LORE KEEP EXPANDING
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>>289376863
Just tying up some loose memes.
>>
So is pixelmemes a thing now?
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>>289383157
>Divide

I'll give you that

>The way home

Shit tier song only thought of as good because of the circumstances in the game.
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>>289403007
if it's forced enough then yes.
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>>289376863
Gotta get a meme
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>>289402907
why?

>>289402932
time to say your prayers meme face
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>>289382112
Hero Cop Manny Pardo would defeat the dastardly Miami Mutilator with his fists of justice
>>
>>289401656
Daisuke by El Huervo
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>>289376863
alright, you get two memes. then you fuck off.
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>>289402907
It was pretty obvious what he carved into that panther face. Less obvious was his room that you see for a second.
>>
>>289403173
The Level editor is going to be Bane-levels, Pardo-levels and school shooting levels, right?
>>
>>289403145
>why?
Nigga, how did the 50 blessings mark randomly ended on the colonel mask?
>>
>>289403323
>American bed sheets
Aww
>>
>>289403395
Also levels made entirely out of fatties, colombian samurai, and long hallways made entirely out of windows with stationary gunners.
>>
>>289403395
Yep.

a plane level where you play as Tony would actually be pretty baller
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>>289376863
Why are you guys always spouting memes at me?We're in this shit together, right?
>>
>>289381695
Pretty easy
>>
>>289394796
I had the exact same reaction, there was so much bs in hotline miami that people forget.

>Standard mooks not dying in one shot sometimes and generally being slow as shit
>Fat guys dying much more randomly to gunfire
>Various "glass windows" levels such as The second floor of crackdown and Assualt

People really did look at that game with rose tinted glasses, 2 is substantially better although not perfect by any means.
>>
>>289400683
He can stun giga niggas with melee attacks as opposed to being forced into an execution.
Other than that I don't think he has any advantage.
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>>289376863
you guys stay in here, i'm gonna find out what's making all this memes
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>hes actually naming every filename with the word meme
>>
>all this samefag trying to force another shit meme
Holy fuck, get a life.
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>>289376863
Sorry, you're not on the list. Dank memes only.
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>>289376863
outstanding memes soldier
>>
>>289396868
>Don't hug me I'm scared
>awful
2deep4u
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HM's pixelated artstyle reminds me of Rocket Power, specially the faces
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>>289376863
I see. And what do these memes have to do with our organization?
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>>289376863
you expect me to go with you? you must be meme!
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>>289404657
The first one was quite good. It was subtle and short and surprising.
All of the ones following it were unsubtle as fuck. It really didn't need a sequel, let alone 3.
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If you were in any memes, you would tell me right?
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>>289404225
WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>289376863
did you find any memes that could back up my clients claims?
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>>289405042
>not "You're such a bright young meme... They're missing out"
blew it
>>
Meme face guy, you have the face of possibly Ash? The guy after the henchman level?
>>
>>289398834
Saved
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>>289404225
How many fucking characters does HM2 have?
>>
>>289405259
Wasn't he a defense lawyer?
>>
>>289404892
Thanks for telling me there's another :^)
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>>289376746
How would Pardo react after people recognize beard face a meme instead of the greatest detective of Miami
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>>289404225
He hasn't done the diner, the actress who shoots Martin or Martin himself yet.
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>>289405358
That's even what the quote implies. But you expect someone like this to have a functioning thought?
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>>289405265
what are you meme-ing fo-
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>>289404736
>Not memedukenukem
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>>289405478
>memeash
You baiting motherfucker
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>>289376863
indeed. we did investigate the clients memes.
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>>289405673
You did this one on purpose to save face for your fuckup, didn't you?
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>>289405456
>the filename
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>>289376863
You want it, huh? How about a meme instead?
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>>289376863
you've got a serial memester on your hands, pardo.
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>>289404225
get a grip
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>>289376863
Just face it. You're already Meme'd.
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>>289406401
Who the fuck was this guy again?
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>>289406550
Colombian mafia boss
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>>289376863
Vague, spooky, mystical meme. I am done posting meme faces. Bye anons.
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>>289406675
nigga you had time to kill
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>>289406675
downloaded a lot of these for avatars, so thanks.
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>>289406675
You know what they say about the good memes, right?

Godspeed, anon.
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>>289402171
>you will never be stripped and shivering in a filthy public restroom while they all eye you like a piece of meat
>your weakly defiant protesting will never be silenced by a mouthful of Corey's balled up panties and a strip of duct tape
>Tony will never break your virgin asshole to his liking while a hard-bodied Corey lewdly spits on your dick and slowly forces herself onto it
>you will never be sandwiched between Alex and Ash and huff their sweaty clothes as they both rhythmically slam against your girlish frame
>Mark will never give you a big slice of his pizza and hold your hand
>you will never be his Pizza Princess
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>>289402171
Dude that's gay
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Miss Minnie is the best song in the game
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I prefer Matt's levels.
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What is it with bears and pizza?
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>>289407919
I don't recall a squid monster with ball shaped chins being in the game.
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>>289408220
Other examples?
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>>289406675
Yeah, good memes don't last
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When you go to the pizza joint after the first Fan level who are those gangster dudes at the table? One of them has a parrot on his shoulder. Also why doesn't the cashier react to Mark wearing a bear mask? He lives in Miami so he must know that a shit load of murders were done by people in animal masks right?
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>>289404225
What sort of pie is this? I mean it's orange o the outside, so I thought maybe pumpkin, but the inside is all pale. Also why is it so fucking huge?
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>>289404225
but why
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>>289408610
It's probably some sort of cheesecake. maybe even a pumpkin cheesecake. Certain cheesecakes get a really brown top. They seem to have added powdered sugar on top.
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>>289408596
It was Halloween, that's why he said "watch out for ghosts"
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>>289381864
>rewatch the announcement trailer
>Tony still wasn't there during the execution of Henchy 2 years ago
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>>289408785
A single slice of that thing would be equivalent to an entire standard cheesecake
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>>289407919
Please don't bring those autistic faggots into this game.
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HOLY SHIT I REALLY LIKE THIS GAME

It makes me so happy.

So that's what was missing, i missed this feeling, of liking games.

It's been so long.
But now that I finish it, I need to kill myself.
not before fallout 4 though

Imma replace hm1 with 2
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>>289376746
>unable to switch to your melee when reloading
what a horrible fucking decision.
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What is better

The pause menu of Hotline Miami 2
or
The main menu of Hotline Miami 1?

I loved that weird ass main menu in russian and shit.
It was trippy.
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i'm at the part where the son robs a bank, how much of the game is left? this game is way longer than the first one damn
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>>289409363
eh I like the first a lot more
second one was just too frustrating
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>>289376863
>disliking the pixel face meme

I want polygon faces to leave
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>>289409772
you're at the last 3 missions anon
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>>289409363
>liking games again
I miss it too, bro

>>289409726
Hotline 2 pause screen. No question
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>>289409726
Main menu of HM1
Horse Steppin is just really calming to come abruptly right after a white noise thing. Didn't get that same feeling from HM2's main menu.
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>>289394347
>What? Then why he is in jail?

You can be crazy and still go to jail. Insanity only gets you out of prison if it's proven that while under your mental state you were completely unaware of what you were doing.
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>>289409807
You should play it until you feel it as easy as the second one, then go back to the first one.
Holy shit
>that short ass melee range
>2 bullets to kill enemies sometimes
>Niggers may not die
>executing perfect combos until one fucker decides to die and throw his weapon in the face of his friend so you have to execute him or wait for him to wake up
It improved many things, specially melee combat, and with the level editor, you may recreate 1 or whole new levels.

I'm only missing Genocide finaly fucking hard mode man, but I'm in no rush of plat.
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>>289404225
fuck whoever is cutting that pie
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>>289401410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqjuhavnbso
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>>289407623
mark is my favorite fan tho, i wanna be his pizza princess ;-;
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>>289409981
I know right?
Also, when I first played it, (got it from psplus) I've only heard good things about the game, and saw it got awards on/v/ga so I guessed it must be great.

That main menu, is the first thing you see in the game, and it prepares you for the game itself.

The weird ass Russian text meaning hotline miami, the actual title in small letters, that music, that feel.
I will never ever see that, play it, or feel it again for the first time.
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>>289404892
The song for the Time one was pretty good though. The rest I agree with you.
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>>289409726
Hotline Miami 2 menu

One of the best things in the game, and no, I'm in no way implying the game is shit
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>>289404892
>>289396868
I've only seen the first two, and enjoyed them, they're pretty good.
Guess he's taking it too far with a patreon, but if that's what he wants to do then fine, I don't care.
And the ransom one was funny
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You guys are going to try your best and make decent levels, right?
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>>289410834
>Its a bright light at the begining
>The title shows
>Untitled plays
>The palms getting BTFO
beautiful
I'm also glad they patched that whenever it starts, it actually starts in continue instead of new game.
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>>289411067
For you, of course.
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>>289411067
I'm going to make a bunch of swastikas, loss, doses and school shootings.
So yeah
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>>289411067
im going to make whole chapters for each character, then go full autism and recreate my waifuh, the school shooting simulator then pardo loosing his shit and using a gun for that delicious executions, if the game let us use more music i will make the son a level with "pursuit" because i was dissapointed, the writter level could be he is trapped on the middle of a bank robbery, etc.
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>>289411067
gonna make more jake levels

dallas2fun
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>>289409363
You really like sequels m8.
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>Simma Hem only plays faintly in the background with a distorted pitch on the level intros of worst mask
why
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>>289398710
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>>289411719
what worst mask?
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>>289411067
Yes, gonna try and make levels that lets you take advantage of mark's ability for more than a single segment on a single level.
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>>289411505

Thanks Chaika
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>>289411719
I was going through the soundtrack, heard that song come on after I had beaten the game. I didn't even remember hearing it at all.
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>>289412040
you are welcome faggot.
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>>289409363
Really good taste save for Bioshock 2.
That game was shit.
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my opinion is best level is final cut music was so good and line was amazing so much athmosphere
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>>289409363
>>289412880
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>richter's levels in hardmode
This is actually terrible, god damn.
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>>289412880
I know, that was mostly personal, I love Eleonor Lamb's story, seeing the world through a little sister, seeing a different part of rapture with different problems and of course BEING A FUCKING BIG DADDY HOLY SHIT DRILL THROUGH TIME.
I like my backstory more than Jack in the first one too, Subject Delta is pretty cool and had a hard life.
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>>289413173
funny thing is prison level is not that hard on hard mode
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>>289411635
Heh, I guess aside from cave story, ghost trick and bully which where one game only, and Metroid 1 and 2 are not that special, they're good zero mission as 1 though but not as good.

Thanks for noticing too.

Hotline Miami 2 was so fun
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>>289413417
The prison isn't bad, but House Call was an abomination. His levels have such shitty openings.
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I was just trying to S-rank Dead Ahead on Hard and there is yet another thing that doesn't make sense to me - the randomized weaponry.

I suppose it was to add even more unpredictability and difficulty, but there are no weapon spawns in 2 and so if you get a shitty weapon selection for enemies, the level might become exponentially harder or borderline impossible. If you enter the second room in Dead Ahead with a shotgun, it's pretty easy to clear the initial wave. But if no enemy with a shotgun spawned in the previous stage and you end up with an SMG, then you're much more fucked. There are more examples like this.

I would understand this in the first game which promoted freestyle, adapting, and trying different approaches. HM2 is one of the most restrictive games I played in the recent years, especially on Hard, so all it does is add another layer of autism in the form of quitting to the main menu and restarting the level to see if the enemies got good weapons.

>inb4 git gud
There's no getting good against full random.
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>>289407635
>not wanting your insides flooded with the contents of Tony's gigantic balls and begging Corey to dam it all inside with her palm and call you a dirty useless sissy
>not wanting to be a slutty pizza princess

Fag.
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>>289413902
HM1 had random weapons too.
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>>289411067
I'm gonna make more Pardo levels because he is extremely fun to play as
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It's april and still not level editor out yet? seriously
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>>289376746
u kiddin breh?
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>>289394016
and honestly his mother was probably a better person anyways
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>>289414415
creepy logic dude
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>>289414071
The first game didn't require you to employ the highest level of autism and plan every level down to every fucking step on Hard difficulty.

And I could swear only the pickup weapons were randomized in 1. I'm not sure, however, but I know for sure that I've completed a pre-patch version of the first game so that might be the case.
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All the levels where you didn't play as biker or jacket were pretty bad
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>>289411870
>>289412086
It plays in Jake's house, but only the final riff of the song, and it somehow sounds different in the game.

I take a song with full on lyrics would've been kinda weird for a level, but it's still criminal that they barely even used it at all when it's in the soundtrack
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>>289376863
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>>289376863
>pixel faces memes
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Here's a question, gang:

If Hotline Miami was Voice Acted, who would you choose to play the characters?
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>>289413902
Protip: Rewinding the level will randomize the weapons.

Not that it helps you much when you've already done most of the level and it's some shit later on bothering you but it's better than going to the main menu every time.

Also have you tried getting good?
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>>289415391
Patrick Seitz as Biker
I'd have to think more to come up with some more.
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>>289415391
Gordon Freeman
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>>289394273
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>>289415391
>that goofy ass swan
holy shit I can't breathe
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>>289415391
WHY ARE YOU HERE? YOU'RE NO GUEST OF MINE!
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>>289376746
Casualties was art.
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>>289415391
Willem Dafoe as Manny Pardo
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>>289397778
Because theyre both fucking gay as shit
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Caught>Dead ahead>blood money

fucking shit levels
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>>289376746
That shit level for Pardo where you raid a dock with enemies that need pixel perfect accuracy from sporadic guns.

2 Floors later if you didn't find a gun have fun when the bumrush horde comes running and a big black man reams you because the game always makes you pick up that 1 empty weapon out of a stack of 10
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>>289416390
Blood Money was fun times. Take Over somehow managed to be the most annoying for me.
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>>289416782
I agree.
Hardmode took me nearly TWO FUCKING HOURS.
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>>289416390
Caught was ok. Comboing the whole thing is fun. And why don't people like Blood Money?
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>>289417834
forcing gun play without nigger
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>>289407635
I know
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>>289413967
I want to hold hands with mark on the way to pick up our pizza.
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Hang on just a fucking second. Jacket wasn't with all the other dead characters at the beginning of Hard Mode. Is he so badass he can survive a nuke?
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