Oh, you want to play with Bayonetta?
I want to cuddle with her under a blanklet in the winter while watching movies and sharing popcorn.
>she would want to do that with you
>see little cerezita
wat do anon?
Hand over all of your pies and I'll consider it.
>Luka will never smooch bayonetta
>Bayo 1 costume is in Bayo 2
>Bayo 2 costume wasn't added into Bayo 1
why can no one pull off a decent bayonetta cosplay
The second design is good, but I don't know how people can prefer it to her first. Her hairy sweater cape is no match for those gorgeous ribbons and hair sleeves.
>tfw you're born with Bayo's freakish limbs
how can you not be madly in love with her, spending every waking moment thinking about her?
Why bother being that tall at all?
>Bayonetta will never be in a fighting game
Bayo is heavily influenced by how fashion designers draw their designs.
because ass tits and thighs are female fat deposits
and she basically would need to eat like 4 times what a normal woman eats to put on weight in those areas
due to her freakish height
Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby , kiss me~
I think it's mentioned in the 'Eyes of Bayonetta' art book. It reveals a lot of personal stuff about the characters. For example, Rodin is obsessed with penguins (you can see a penguin on his apron in Bayo 1) and all the girls Luka claims that care about him (Trish, Ammy, Claire etc.) are actually just his pet cats.
I wish a "tard" like him was into me like he's into bayo.
So, what are the odds he and Bayo fucked?
What would it have been like?
Do you think Balder is ashamed that his daughter grew into such a slutty woman? How many times has he been forced to watch her strip in front of him.
Fucked? Next to zero; Kamiya has made it factually known that Bayonetta is a virgin, and that will probably stay that way for a long, long time.
Granted that Luka is just about the only male lead in the series, however, he probably has more chance than anyone else. If Bayonetta was into straight shota, we would have seen a lot more little boy dicks in Bayo2, seeing as Loki was asking for a hot dicking in every line of dialogue he spoke.
Zero? No way. Sure, he doesn't seem like Bayonetta's type, and he's a pretty big goof, but he's handsome at least. He's like 6'3'' or something too.
Then again, Bayonetta is Bayonetta. Her standards must be high, and her tastes specific.
I'd give him a 5% chance.
>fucking bastard actually managed to fuck Ammy
Yes, I'm jelly.
I can maybe imagine Bayonetta being into some kind of domination play, maybe some S&M, a handjob, out of pity. No way in hell would he be able to actually satisfy her otherwise.
You really think Kamiya would let his waifu get soiled? The man himself said she was a virgin and seeing as its his character, I'm not sure I can trust anyone else's view.
Don't mistake being tease and heavy on sexuality for being a cock-crazy slut.
>The man himself said she was a virgin and seeing as its his character, I'm not sure I can trust anyone else's view.
In the making of documentary he heavily hinted that Bayonetta is not a virgin. He's never outright said whether or not she for sure is.
Also, Bayo isn't Kamiya's waifu, Jeanne is.
But he also said her voice actors were his waifus.
Would you a Japanese Bayo?
Man they settled on such a boring design for young Balder. The first one here looks great.
Jeanne's a virgin, Bayo isn't. Apparently, you can tell because Bayo has that beauty spot, but Jeanne doesn't.
>"If you need to learn how to talk to a lady: Ask your mum."
You can also tell obviously by their behaviour. Jeanne is never sexual like Bayo, or at least she is less sexual than her. Bayo clearly tasted some dick in her life while Jeanne never did.
Dude fuck it, I'd have a daughter like Bayonetta in a heartbeat. Yeah it would feel weird seeing her act like such a semen demon, but it would be worth it just to know I'd contributed to the world that way.
Bayo uses her sexuality more as a style than a way to attract mates. Because her clan is caput I wouldn't be surprised if she was a virgin. That would be pretty ironic, actually.
>tfw Atsuko also voices Motoko
Jesus christ is there a voice on this planet that could make my dick harder?
>http://g e-hentai org/g/357234/3b8a12a8e7/
pic not related
If we suppose Jeanne and Bayo have almost the same age, they must be born around the same time.
And since Jeanne has never been seen as a fruit of a sin, I'd guess reproduction is ok.
Probably both Umbra and Lumen people can fuck human to reproduce. The problem is when a witch fucks a sage, apparently.
There is only one post in this thread mentioning Rodin being her "fuck-buddy".
That is the only reference I have ever seen to Bayonetta fucking a black dude.
And that makes sense because Rodin is a major character.
So is everyone else in that game, except Enzo.
Everyone should be influenced by high fashion.
I remember when I first discovered Elisany. Jacked off like three times, then felt bad because she was 14 at the time.
Then I realized she was 14 and still over 7 ft tall, and I did it again.
>all the girls Luka claims that care about him (Trish, Ammy, Claire etc.) are actually just his pet cats.
>Bayo 2 only has lollipops in the first and last cutscenes
Stop this guys, I should not want what I could never get ;_;
Stop hurting me
>replay Bayonetta 1 again on the WiiU since the first time it was released on the 360
funthough I'm noticably rusted regarding its gameplay
>still remember those bullshit QTEs out of nowhere
>still get 2 or 3 game overs because of it, despite having full health
You know, I expected at least for the re-release to just lose some health after messing up, but this is fucking infuriating.
Like they give you enough time for the counters but for the QTEs in the cutscenes you have to be near-perfect.
Also didn't they fix the framerate? I still get noticable slow-downs when too many enemies explode into rings or the part where everything is on fire.
>Bayonetta will never pat you on the head
Fucking murder me right now.
He already has best girl, what more could he ask?
I never played it before the Wii-U release, but yeah I had plenty of framerate drops too.
Afterwards I was pleasantly surprised that Bayo 2 had almost no framerate drops despite looking better.
I ain't even an assman butsomebody post pictures of Bayo's booty.
>you will never give her a long massage after she spent the day fighting angels and demons
>you will never hear her moaning as she gets more and more relaxed
>you will never be thanked by her for always being there
>you will never stay awake late night being concerned about her
>you will never act like you weren't concerned once she returns
>Bayo will never gently stroke your head in a completely non-sexual but still suggestive manner while holding you to her bosom and telling you everything will be okay
I usually take all that Freudian talk with a grain of salt but now I'm starting to think that maybe growing up without a maternal figure has really fucked with my fetishes
/ss/, big sisters, cakes, and milfs are pretty much all I fap to nowadays
I think flock-off is still a thing, I mostly meant in cutscenes.
Really? I only remember one F-Bomb in Bayo 1 at the very end, the "Don't fuck with a witch" part. Felt like the whole cast was dropping them throughout the B2 story.
Enzo has been dropping F bombs constantly in both games.
There is also the fucking celebrity line from Bayo in chapter 10 or 11.
Hm. I guess it was just too long between the two games I didn't really remember any of that besides Enzo. IDK though it still felt a little weird in 2 but I don't remember ever thinking it was strange in 1, maybe just something about the delivery of the lines bothered me.
Maybe it was just that stupid kid cursing that bothered me. Cause I kinda fucking hated every line he got.
>Luka will never slowly, delicately remove her
How did you do that!?
This thread is full of them. Bayo and Jeanne are 500 years old and single.
You got to believe in yourself, take a big breath, close your etes and use pic related.
Enjoy your faboulous BayoSex.
It wouldn't have mattered. He would have done what he wanted anyway.
Why do Devil May Cry fans on 4chan hate DMC1 so much? Why do they get so shitter shattered if someone likes some aspects of DMC1 over the others? Why are they such faggots to fellow fans?
>tfw there isn't enough Bayo femdom hentai with strap-ons and facesitting
Why even live bros
I thought DMC2 was the one that must never be spoken of. I've never heard anyone shit on DMC1 and I liked it a lot.
>Why do Devil May Cry fans on 4chan hate DMC1
The worst fans are going to say is that it's outdated, but I never heard someone saying outright hating it.
Appareantly everyone is a fucking giant in the Bayo-universe.
>Why do Devil May Cry fans on 4chan hate DMC1 so much?
i doubt anyone said DMC1 is bad just inferiour to DMC3SE
also 2 is so bad that it never gets mentioned, if someone says 2 is his favorite others don't even reply
it's THAT bad
Bayonetta is still slightly taller than Luka, and I think Luka is pretty tall compared to the average guy.
Bayonetta was at least two or three heads taller than the people you could see in the overworld in the first game.
>Programmer's smile and optimism: Gone
No way dude Luka is way taller than her in Bayo 2
I only said >enough cause I had hope in the bottom of my heart that it was out there somewhere.
>tfw most bayonetta hentai is her getting raped and shit
>never her doing the raping
>Bayonetta is still slightly taller than Luka
Absolutely and blatantly incorrect. The opening cutscene in chapter 2 in the 2nd game shows just how tall he is compared to her, it's actually staggering.
>I still haven't played either game
I should probably get on that, sometime
>Bayonetta is still slightly taller than Luka
No she isn't.
>No way dude Luka is way taller than her in Bayo 2
And 1. Pic related.