Which vidya grill would you want to be /v/?

>wants to be a girl
I love this meme! :)

>>288354458
>want to shit blood every few months

kek

I wouldn't mind being THAT version of Filia in those four images. You know the ones.

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>>288355713
It's no meme, friend. I would give damn near anything to become a woman.

>>288355775
Worth it.

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>Desiring a physically inferior body

>>288356048
She could beat you up no problem.

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>>288356124

She's a big girl.

>>288356048
>physically inferior
>genitals packed safely inside the body for protection

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>>288356048
I see nothing inferior about this body.

>>288356217
>safely inside the body for protection
And they still bleed and ache.

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I want to be Rosa.

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>>288356225
You don't get to bring webms.

>>288356048
>be Rosalina
>use cosmic powers to shapeshift into a male form
>steal Peach from Mario
>or Daisy from Luigi
>whatever floats your comet observatory

>internalizing your object of desire

not gonna make it

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>>288356048

>>288356217
Girls are not immune to crotch hits. It mashes their genitals against their pubic bone and really hurts them.

Cut the pretense and post chubbies.

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>>288356327
Post more webms?

>>288356763
Why don't you do it?

>>288355861
That image set gets way hotter if you imagine it all happening over the course of a single day.

>>288354458
>he wants to be a girl
>chooses fatty
Why anon? If you could be a girl, why wouldn't you choose somebody attractive?

>>288356865
Their bodies move so unnaturally, that's some uncanny valley shit.

>>288354458
But anon, I like my penis.

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Probably the dancer from EO4. You get to go on cool adventures and shit. Sounds really chill.

>>288357206
Definitely. Even better if you imagine it somehow happening to her often.

>>288357496
That's flash animation for you.

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;_;

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>>288354458
ahuehuehue
I'd rather be a cute dude able to pass as a girl

Wonder Make-up. I'd become the richest person on Earth from people wanting to change their appearance.

>tfw all the lewdposters got banned
>tfw no more good vidya girl threads

>>288357496
Looks fine to me

>>288358012
>implying that's a bad thing

>>288356217
Literally don't know shit about shit, try to kick a woman in the vag and see what happens.

>>288358104
It is a bad thing. I can no longer enjoy the dumps.
Now we just have autistic shitposting. Well, more of it.

>>288358236
You can enjoy dumps without having mediocre ERP attached to it.

>>288357693
They probably should have animated it at a lower framerate, less uncanny.

>>288358296
That's what I'm saying, there are no dumps. There are 3 images in this thread.

>>288358110
well it hurts considerably less than males. kicking anywhere hurts, crotches hurt extra because it's the center of gravity, or something like that.

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>>288358339
I got a few images from Skullgirls if you guys want.

>>288358110
I would go to jail.

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I feel like we had this thread before, did we have this thread before, because I think we had this thread before.
>>288358012
Not even, and if they did they were ban evading. Apparently though anons are getting pretty tired of them, this week I saw them in three different threads, and in all three of them anons told them to stop, and at least with some of them it seems to work pretty well. There was one time in particular when they like bashed one like really really hard, I legit felt bad for him even if he was ruining the thread with lewdposting, he just stopped doing what he was doing after some arguing and then left the thread.
>>288358339
That's what I am for.

>>288358426
Post anything, man. I miss the nightly dumps.

>>288358452
>>288358502
Now THIS is what I'm talking about. Thanks, anons.

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>>288358452
If you have requests, feel free to say so. Fighting games and Pokémon are my folders.

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>>288358572

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>>288358690

>>288358719
WHY? LITERALLY WHY?!

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>>288358756

>>288358763
I have no idea Anon, please end my miserable existence.

>>288358763
I don't know for him, but as a fat fuck it might be kind of nice to see how it feels to be a skeleton.
Before going back to old habits and ruining it.

>>288358719
a reverse-reverse-REVERSE trap?

>>288357876
I'd be the happiest person on Earth if I could change my appearance

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>>288358821

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>>288358912

>>288358880
If you want to be a skeleton all you have to do is be poor

;_;

>>288358880
Yes.. I want to be a skeleton for at least a day.

That's all I want.

>have pretty eyelashes
>have wide hips, slightly triangle shaped boddy
>have huge bones, strong chin, hairy-ass everything
>and a small dick

Even my body is an indecisive faggot.

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>>288358979

>>288358880
I never understood how people become fat. You have to eat alot of food to get fat. I was only able to be fat when I was a child who got everything for free. Now that i'm an adult I don't even make enough money to be fat.

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>>288359043

>>288358998
Just walk nigga. Like, everywhere you have to go. Just walk there. You'll lose all the weight in like a few months and you won't even have to work hard.

>>288359073
it starts at childhood and sticks with most people, then again it's never too late to do something about it

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>>288359118

>>288359143
I will, thank you for the advice Anon.

>>288358880
Get fit, but try not to get /fit/.

>>288359073
When you grow up with a family of fat people the perception of what is normal, especially in regards to portion size gets all sorts of fucked up.
I'm actually in better shape than I was more than anything. It's just the plateaus getting to me.

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>>288359176

>>288359161
>then again it's never too late to do something about it
Wait so are you saying that I should get fat?

>>288359242
I wish you good luck man. I was fat in middle school. It wasn't fun. Out of curiosity how old are you?

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>>288359302

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>>288359338
no

>>288356048
Men will gradually become weaker because our environment no longer dictates that we need to be the stronger of the species. In this day and age for the average person, physical strength matters very little. It usually only matters in tests of vanity or if you're doing hard menial labor.

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>>288359405

>>288356865
Where is this from

>>288354458
I'd like to be some random amazonian dark skinned futa.

>>288359402
18, going to be 19 this year.
I gained a lot of weight during highschool due to depression and eating non-stop was my coping mechanism. Now I'm on anti-depressants, I lost a bit of weight from then, but the last 10 pounds won't burn away.

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>>288359487
Small break.
Have to pee.
>>288356865
Wakfu.

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>>288359495
And I'd like to be your wife.

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>>288354458

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>>288359493
>>288359602
Fuck me.

>>288359495
The vidya witch grants you your wish, go to sleep now enjoy your new body when you wake up!

>>288359615
>tfw you will never be an anon's wife

>>288359656
What?

>>288359462
I think that men will probably be naturally selected until we are no longer sexually dimorphic if things keep going this way. It's a well known fact that female sexuality is on average more fluid than mens but also the they seem to prefer more feminine men when they aren't ovulating and only go after the chad thundercock types when they're most fertile. If those trends continue and certain ideologies win out over others there may be an actual end to masculinity as an idea and a physical set of traits in a few dozen generations. But hey i'm just talking out of my ass here. Pay me no mind.

>>288359551
Yeah antidepressants promote weight gain but you've got tons of time. You'll probably have your perfect body by age 21 or so. That's when I'd like to get my body how I like it too so here's to hoping we both get to where we want to be.

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>>288359690
>erp baiting

THIS KILLS THE THREAD!

>>288360003
>implying

>>288359951
I hope so too. Best of luck Anon.

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Oh Anon, please force your dirty, thick, hot meatrod down my throat.

I know you want to.

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>>288360148

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>>288360148
Please no.

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>>288360195
>>288360270
Why are you guys so unhonest with your feelings? Both of you are already stroking your cocks, just thinking about how I will suck both of you dry.

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>>288360396
What cock?

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I'm back.
>>288359735
I gave you the source, it's Wakfu, but I fucked up my reply and instead of replying to you I replied to the guy who posted the webm.
>>288360396
Please no.

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>>288360396
Jokes on you. I actually like to ERP, but not here.

>>288359493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odosCBG15r0

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>>288354458
If I was to be a grill, I'd be a shy qt3.14 reverse trap.

>>288359812
I think it's a genuinely valid idea and a possible outcome. As our world and technology progresses subtle changes will occur to our species. Changes that you speak of will probably take many generations but it's not impossible at all.

That's assuming trends continue as they are.

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>>288360529
All is fun and nice as long as people don't bother other poor anons with it and kill threads.

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>>288360703

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I want to be Iori~n

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>>288360703
Yeah, I agree.

Too bad these threads most of the time are killed by you know who.

>>288360490
technically not wakfu, it's the prequel dofus, but close enough

>>288360793
As if you needed an excuse to get assfucked.

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>>288360893
You talking about the Morrigan slut anon? Tell me about that, I'm the OP in half of them, in the other half I just get poked at until mods 404 everything.
The good news is that it's been 9 day since the last time. And other ERPers just didn't manage to get things started because other anons told them to stop, like it happened here.

>>288360396
please continue, i love ERP

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>>288361189
>"Man, I wonder what's the deal with Valentine and all these chocolate pictures, she never mentions it in the games, is it a pun on her name or somet-"
I'm a slow person. Only took me two years and a half.
>>288361263
Do not encourage the encouragers.

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>>288361189
I was a talking generally about ERP fags, though I like to ERP, but not here./spoiler]

I saw all these erp shit in other threads, but back then I barely post there. Maybe now I'll post more often.

>>288361403
It's been so long, man. I can't help myself.

You guys aren't autistic enough to imagine the lewd text as the girl they're posting?
What a shame, must be horrible.

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>>288361462
I don't mind ERPers, as I said anything is fun and nice as long as it is in the right time and place. Even used to on Skype, even though it feels extremely embarrassing for me to.
>>288361481
Well just go stroke yourself somewhere and leave the thread alone then, you'll feel better and everybody will be happier.

>>288357876
>Wonder Makeup
>female
Anon please

>>288361795
>not stroking here
It's the best place to stroke

>>288360396
>Haruka teasing
Fuck, more please

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what would /v/ do to me?

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>>288361861
No no, it's a very bad place to.

The spam /v/ with the same garbage tertiary thread meme, I mean girl.

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>>288361263
>>288361973
Looks like both of you need a little punishment for being so naughty. How about you beg for it first?

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>you will never be a milf

>>288362215
something's not right here

>>288362132
Yes, PLEASE mistress, please punish me... Oh god, i need it so badly-- I mean, p-please go easy on me, Lady Haruka...

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>>288358938
Let me fix that for you.

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>>288362215
>fit Filia
>>288362132
It was nice guys.

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>>288362215

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>>288362330
You're not worthy to call me by my name. Continue calling me your mistress. Make sure to be obedient, my little dog. I wonder how I should punish you, maybe by stepping on you?

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Sad. RIP thread. I want anons to stop being horny.
>>288362303
>>288362402
>>288362426
You could say that doesn't fit her at all.

>>288362506
RIP thread? It was just you two guys dumping images that are not even good.

>>288362506
Thread ruined
Thursday ruined
Everyone just go home already

>>288362556
Keep your shitty opinion for yourself fag.

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For me it'd be Makoto Nanaya. Sexual, fluffy and with a wicked sense of clothing.

>>288362493
A-ah, yes, great mistress, i-i would love it if y-you, you... stepped on my face... perhaps i need to be silenced for being such an idiot?

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>>288362556
I'd post more but I'm playing video games and don't really like to dump.

>>288362649
You're a double fag.

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>>288362215
Let me fix THAT for you too.

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>>288362605
I can't even dump like this, this is too embarrassing.

Imagine being an attractive woman and just being able to slut it up for a couple of hours on a cam site or poach desperate /soc/ fags for mad dosh.

I've talked to girls on there who have been offered 600 dollar tablets and shit. Never having to work a full time job or other bullshit.

I wish I could shape shift, live my normal life as a shitty fattening neet playing vidya and then just milk thirsty niggas for cash

>>288362817
You can do that as a trap too.

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>>288362778
Much better.

>>288362506
Well, it was nice post with you.
See you next time.

>>288357876
generally
I'd pay my soul for the ability to change appearance, including gender.
switching between angrodynous trap to handsome hunk to beautiful woman to sweet, average guy? being the best secret agent of the world? being able to start a new life any time I want to?
shut up and take my everything.
if hell is a place that exists, I'd be willing to land there for that ability and that life.

>>288362817
living the dream

>>288362493
M-Mistress, please...I'll do anything to remain in your presence~

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>>288362881
Maybe it's calming down?

>>288358763
>literally why
everytime I read this shit, I whince internally.
we pretend to hate tumblr but actually talk just as retardedly as them.
spamming literally is a thing for 15yos and people on that age that can't think of anything to emphasize something, and then do it by showing off to be illiterates.

I mean, really, we're not KidsTV here. it used to be normal to say "fucking".

>>288363104
Harukafag isnt posting. Probably taking his damn sweet time typing up a response. Maybe he's calming thirsty anons on steam?

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>>288363104
I hope so.

>>288362778
She could be bigger.

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>>288363104
It's not, I just like to make my prey wait.

>>288363093
Could you already stop stuttering like this? This is even more pathetic than usual. Lick my feet clean so I don't have to listen to you. Give them a good licking between the toes.

>>288363203
I am doing that right now.

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>>288363203
Hope so. As long as the thread is kept clean.

>>288363179
Because saying fucking is literally edgy 15 year old tier autism, you cuck.
For reference typing literally brought me the most pain of any of that statement

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>>288363323
RIP.

>>288363317
Yes...yes, Mistress...I would be honored to lick your stockinged feet...

>>288361987
unno. probably just kindly greet you, I doubt any attractiveness.

midna is hot though.

>>288359143
>everywhere you have to go. Just walk there
But I never leave the house because I never have to be somewhere

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>>288363423
This is getting like really super embarrassing.

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Don't judge me...

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>Not being best girl

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>>288363740

>>288363902
>that outfit
H-hi

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I'd be Freya of course.

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I want to be a giant woman

>>288363363
it's not
edgy kids don't emphsize at all
edgy "I hate people" poems are monotonous.

literally is "I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN XD" and people don't even realize that it spread from tumblr to 4chan.

I mean, all we needed is terrible puns and we'd be good to go:
>spamming illiterate shit
>awful puns
>any sad stories being replied to with coldness like we used to is "edgy", either you feel sorry for every nigger being shot on the news or you're a fat neckbeard with mental disorders
it doesn't get me mad, it just makes me cringe.

I liked it better when the faggots kept their RP bullshit in steamchats

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>>288363902
I agree with anon. This outfit looks very good on her.

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>>288364020
It'd be nice if they'd quit it with the ellipses among many other things

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>>288363946
>>288364030
I know right? That's easily my favourite picture in the folder.

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Ain't nothing wrong with wanting to be a skullgirl. You just need to know who the purrfect one is.

>>288364116
Picture not related, of course!

>>288364116
I wish I had a penny every time a Fortunefag said Purrfect.

>>288363956
The only furbait worth respecting.

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>>288364176
Mew looking for a fat lip?

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>>288364116
Mah nigga.
>>288364114
Do you have somewhere uploaded your Morrigan folder or something?
Your pics are very good, I would like to see them more.

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And I would make porn

>>288363992
I want to explore the vagina of a giant woman and rub my dick on the cavern walls.

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>>288364247
Uh, not really. I can try to upload it now on mega though.

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>>288364341
I would be grateful.

>>288364195
Catgirls are literally the most cancer of all waifus.

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>>288364478
rude and true

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>>288364434
Don't mention it. Should take approximately 7 minutes.

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>>288364552
>those eyebrows
Chaika?

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>>288364116
>not wanting to be THE skullgirl

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>>288356340
> you will never be a dickgirl with a cute bow tied around your Lengthy Long john
> instead you're an aging man Posting on an anime image board

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>>288354458

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>>288364581

>>288363997
We already have terrible puns

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One day.

>>288361795
ERP on /v/ is pretty low tier. I like RP more when /tg/ comes by

>>288365000
it's hard to look away from her when her obese frame is covering 90% of my vision.

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>>288364939
Done. Sorry if it's not as big as you might have expected.
https://mega.co.nz/#!v5gXWCaK!QRGLdYaJNWsix2Bva720okoguLhXR-nCKjsWj7r4KMM

>>288365020
Would you Hinacle my Miracle?

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>>288365176
Thanks.

Post more chubby grills

>>288365251
No.

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>>288365353
Always happy to share, it's why I dump.
Just in time too because I have to leave for class now.
Thread didn't get derailed in the end so that's good.
As always, if for some miracle when I come back the thread will still be up I'll dump some more. See you all around.

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Only the best

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>all this Skullgirls fanart
>no one fucking plays the game

>>288365638
How did she stay so thin when there is all that delicious food in japan?

>>288363956
What is she really? I never fully understood.

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>>288365775
I play it occasionally, mostly into Darkstalkers and Blazblue for now though.

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>>288365775
I'm playing, though I'm suck at this.

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>>288365775
Hey, I have 175 hours in it and currently practicing Robo Fortune.

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>>288365775
I play Cerebella since she's the closest to a grappler I can get for now. Waiting patiently for Beowulf to come out of beta.
>no Hubrecht ever

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>>288366117
>tfw no Zone

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>>288366117
>>288366195
>no marie

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>>288366312
Yeah, it hurts.

My Filia folder went empty.
Who should I post next I wonder. Any suggestions?

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>>288366117
>>288366312
>>288366195
>no Minette

>>288366312
oh, don't remind me!
i would give anything to be able to play a pre-Skull Heart Marie.
her storyline could be like in Warcraft 3, TFT, where arthas/Marie has good intentions, but slowly gets corrputed by the Lich King/Skull Heart.

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>>288366478
>>288366987
Minette had great potential as a new character

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>>288367256
>searching for Minette art
>most of them are lewd
Fuck.

>>288366312
If it's a consolation prize, there's always been talk from Mike that both Umbrella and Marie are needed as playable characters for the story.

>>288357685
I'd fatten you up anon

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>>288360668
>>288359812
>>288359462
>>288356048
You guys must be fun at parties.

>>288368290
>calling a tripfag "anon"

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Pretty simple. We look like twins so the transition would be mostly unnoticed aside from me losing my dick.

>>288368821
I just wanna slide it in.

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>no one saying Dizzy
>forever stay 21
>be submissive yet able to defend yourself if the need comes
>wear this outfit all the time

>>288368980
Maybe he has auto-anon enabled.

>>288369181
I dunno... you'd have to meet Necro's approval, wouldn't you?

>>288357752
>not already being that

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>>288369146
>rubbing your dick against maggots

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>>288369146
Who wouldn't.

>>288369290
>tfw I just wanna slide it in
her neck

>>288357206
post it

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>>288369372

>>288369181
>not wanting to be fully submissive

>>288369438
>self lubricating portable blowjob that will bite your dick if you want
How do I buy this?

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>>288369290
Come on, she's drop-dead gorgeous!

>>288359462
ok fatty

>>288369624
I have to find something to put in your mouth so you won't keep talking.

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>>288369551
there's always a concession

>>288369181
i don't understand why Dizzy has such a relatively big following. her design is pretty boring.
Jam a best

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>you will never have a long orgasm as a man
>you will never get to wear skintight outfits and look good
>you will never have a fine ass
>you will never know what female sex is like
>you will never be able to show off your boobs
>you will never be able to make other envious of your boobs
>you will never have amazing boobs
>you will never child bearing hips
>no one will ever fap to pictures of you
Why live?

>>288369838
Would my dick fit in those mouth gaps?

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>>288369927
>disgusting western deviantart shit

>>288369927
>you will never get pregnant

>>288369927
>you will never have a long orgasm as a man
It's very possible, not AS long but still long. I've had an orgasm where I "gushed"/climaxed 11 times.

I had to save up 2 weeks and edge to loli for a couple hours but it worked.

>>288369398
http://a.pomf.se/upphcl.png
http://a.pomf.se/gjwmpy.png
http://a.pomf.se/mlzryr.png
http://a.pomf.se/fiscqs.png

Funnily enough the filesize for everything after the first image in this set is way to big to post here so she is literally getting too fat to fit on 4chan.

>>288362053
>tfw I drew that
>forgot all about it
>forgot how shit I was at drawing 2 years ago

Jesus it burns my eyes

>>288370639
Draw more Filia to show how much you've improved.

>>288370639
It looks pretty good for me.

>>288370325
>tfw you want to rape a zombie

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I want to _be_ her

>>288370639
Everything except her face isn't bad.

>>288360148
email?

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>>288369927
>you will never be magically turned into a girl
>your best friend will never be there to support you emotionally
>you will never be forced to wear skirts in school which causes everyone to laugh at you
>your best friend will never stand up and yell at them to shut up and respect you or get a beating
>he will never beat the shit out of a bully who pulls on your skirt and harasses you
>you will never walk with him on your way home talking about the latest anime as if nothing had changed
>he will never blush when he visits your home to see you in panties and bras and you don't understand at first why he's blushing
>you will never play videogames with him on a Saturday morning while both of you are still in pajamas
>you will never accidentally hold his hand when something scares you and pull away
>you will never blush when he starts talking about girls with you and calls you cute
>you will never try to stop thinking about how amazing and handsome he is
>you will never realize that you've always had feelings for him after he saves you from a dangerous situation
>you will never ask him out for coffee while still pretending it's just two dudes hanging out together
>you will never grab his hand and while blushing ask him to be yours
>he will never silently stand up and walk over to you and kiss you
>he will never confess that he's been fighting himself over admitting his feelings and ruining your friendship
>you will never walk through the park while holding hands and blushing, practicing kissing
>you will never know the pleasure of being cummed inside

>>288370942
I want to fuck you.

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>>288370929

>>288371306
>>288370621
>>288370325
>>288370164
>>288369838
>>288369509
>>288369336
it just occured to me that Leviathan is literally necro skullfucking her 24/7.
jelly as fuck.

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>>288371760

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>>288371126
>no one will ever call you a semen demon, cum drum, or just sexy
>there will never be a way to shapeshift in your lifetime
>you will never dominated by a hot guy
I know that feel anon

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>>288371126
>>288371921

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So is this the chub thread or am I wasting my time?

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>>288371126
>you will never be magically turned into a girl
Reality sucks. I really wish this did happen to me in real life.

>>288372173
i can make one if you want

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This mountain of sexy meat right here.

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>>288372173
Sorry anon, I don't have anymore Filia pics.

>>288371129
With or without the suit, anon~

>>288372396
With suit and helmet.

>>288356340
>steal Peach from Mario
You'd get the shit stomped out of you by a greasy fat plumber in record time, man.

>>288372270
I wouldn't be able to contribute until later but I'd greatly appreciate it

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>>288371126
You can do all of those while being a cute boy.

>>288365020
Who is this Jizz jockey?

>>288369115
Ash is a guy

>>288372980
Show me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc

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>>288372980

But that's gay...

>>288367256
I'm holding out hope they'll try again eventually. Wasn't she the only one to get into the finals each time?

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>>288371126
Nigga I ain't readin' that shit

>>288372980
I don't want to be a degenerate tho

>you will never be a chubby girl
>you will never be fattened up and fucked by hot boys who love big fat girls

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Chubby bisexual with a good rack and killer hair?
Sign me up

>>288374578
Why didn't she have a route?