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>be inexplicably attracted to a man in a game >disgusted

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>be inexplicably attracted to a man in a game
>disgusted with self
>turns out they're a woman in disguise
Is there a more relieving feeling in all the world?
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>there are people who couldn't instantly tell

I mean I'm more familiar with the bad northern accent than most americans but holy fuck come on man.
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I knew that person was a women the moment I met her
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>>287954695
>turns out they're a woman in disguise

That was so obvious from the beginning that I think you should continue questioning your sexuality.
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>>287954695
Who is best twink in vidya?
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>>287954695
She was even worse at disguising herself than fucking Naoto.
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>>287954695
The opposite happened to me with Danganronpa.

I think I've caught the gay
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>>287954695
>be inexplicably attracted to a woman in a game
>disgusted with self
>turns out they're a man in disguise
Is there a more relieving feeling in all the world?
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>>287954842
I thought I was the only one.
Damn that shit was obvious as fuck.
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>>287954695
I wonder who could be behind this post
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>>287954695
If you ever thought that was a guy, you've been playing too many JRPGs.
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>>287954695
ACIV was depressing as fuck.

>All of your friends die
>Your main reason for being a pirate in the first place dies
>Your kids are faggots

Truly no hope in the Caribbean.
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>>287955215
They're pretty bad with reverse traps too.
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>>287955392
>dat ending scene
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>>287955392
>Your kids are faggots
They fucking murdered the fucker who killed Edward. Together.
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>>287956240
Which reminds me, gotta buy the novel. It gives me a reason to still believe that one day, we'll get a good AC story outside printed media.
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>>287954842
I honestly would've thought he was a teen kid if I hadn't spoiled myself with the wikipedia page.
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>>287954695
I think the ONLY thing that kept me uncertain about her true gender was the Yorkshire accent, I thought it was just a lad with a lighter voice than usual. Northern English accents aren't really the most feminine of voices.
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>>287955052
That's not a man anon, that's a grasshopper.
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How the fuck did you not know that was a chick? It was obvious from her first line.
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>>287955392
>All your friends die
Well Anne was still alive, but she didn't want the Ed dick.
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>>287956521
GAAAAAAAAAAARLIIIIIIC BREEEAAAAAAAAAAD?
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>>287956582
Mitt Romney?
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>>287956604
That's Bolton you cheeky faggot
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shrug, I honestly thought he was a young kid or something at first, and I wondered how a like, 16 year old could even become a pirate and hang out with the other big dogs like us... but being a grill wasn't much of a shocker.
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>>287956604
You try to imply a Boltonian is from yorkshire and you can kiss goodbye to your teeth.
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>>287955770
This choked me up a little bit.
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>>287956604
Fucking kill yourself bloody no maahk right here.
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>>287954695

I knew Kid was hiding something when he had his arms crossed all the time.
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>>287954695
>There are people who don't know history
It's like not being to tell who Edward Teach was
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>>287956784
The only regret was that I never
-got to see Calico's cut out missions
-got to see Stede lose his dignity before getting executed

>>287956697
I was more shocked she was actually pregnant.
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>>287956521
>>287954695

I cannot believe people would actually fall for this.
It simply can't be true.
OP's a fag.
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>>287956838
More like wishing something was there.
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I didn't think she was a guy until it was revealed. When she first shows up and talks I got suspicious so I googled it and found out.
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>>287957142
Boobs just get in the way of seamanship and other nautical related endeavors, everyone knows this.
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>>287957392
Same thing I suspected with the mission in Jerusalem.
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>be inexplicably attracted to a lizard in a game
>disgusted with self
>turns out they're a lizard
There is no joke. I'm into it and I have no bleeding clue where it came from.
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>>287956604
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>>287954695
>not instantly knowing it's really a woman
It's a fucking cliche for pirate stories and the voice is a dead giveaway
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>>287957572
>this is what Mary Read would believe
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>>287957748
Well it could be worse
>male
>humanoid
>has muscles
That's normally enough to get me all horny.
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>>287955392
>>Your kids are faggots
Haytham is fantastic.
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>>287954695
I knew the story of Anne Bonney and Mary Read before playing the game. Read some history, faggot.
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>>287956582
>ell Anne was still alive,
she dies later that year, captured and executed.
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>>287954695
They said I was gay for thinking Leo was cute
I knew I was straight
I knew
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>>287957963
>captured
>in prison
>somehow had lipstick on the whole time
That little detail always irritated me
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>>287958148
Such a shame he got a huge soft spot for his family, even when they're assassins.
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>>287958264
Eh, I always just had this headcanon that she ate cherries every now and then, or that it's blood.

If you want something irritating in detail, Edward has whiter teeth than me, and he just bathes in rum and salt water
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>>287958264
When you first find out that she's a girl she slices her hand and uses blood as lipstick.
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>>287956556
Man jaw.
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>>287958275
During AC3, I always was annoyed that he had hidden blades and he chose to choke his son instead.

Then I played Rogue and listened to his profile and I was like "HE DID NOTHING WRONG AFTER ALL!"
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>>287958275
Well his age marks the end of the assassins dominance.

Going forward everything is Templar.
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>>287957748
Thats not even best vidya lizard.
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>>287958516
As far as we know only the modern setting has Templar dominance
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>>287957963
Damn you could bounce a quarter on her chest.
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>>287958701
Only because of Daniel Cross and the rescue attempts for Desmond in AC1.
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Dem lips
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>>287958030
You're right. I could be a Mileenafag.
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>>287959064
>tfw Shao Jun only got some shitty platformer spinoff.

I was hyped after she was introduced for some Ming dynasty China assassinations, but we got "hrhrhrhrhrh WHERE'S CHARLES LEE hrhrhrhr" instead.
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>>287959064
Its a shame that game is a 2D platformer and not a traditional AC
>>287958894
Explain
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>>287958239
Looks like a dude, you are attracted to the male form, it's still gay nigga. Not that there's any problem on that.
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Much cuter when I thought she was a boy
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>>287959249
Dan Cross was a sleeper agent and killed the mentor and several assassins in his lifetime, including his close friends. In AC1, you can hear the gunshots and Vidic saying that they were a rescue unit for Desmond that had been killed in action. He also said that the Assassins are shrinking in size around the world.
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What about Krem from Dragon Age?
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>>287959235
I would've settled for Mother Russia as well. AC3 was just all kinds of fail. I liked Connor as a character, but he never grew up well to be liked with the crappy story and an even crappier engine. At least he got to spend some quality time with his dad.
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>>287954695
I honestly got a hard on for Kid the first part of the game came buckets when I found out he was a women
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It's not really any less gay. You were attracted to someone that appeared to be a man to you, that they are revealed to be a woman later is irrelevant.
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>>287955770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2RQ8YkqeEU

Of all the money, that I've ever had. I spent it in, good company.

;_;7

>tfw we'll never get another spinoff like this.
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>>287959762

I have that same pair of underwear holy shit
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>>287959492
Ah yes I remember now, thanks anon
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>>287959440
no homo but this.

Well I mean I never thought she was a boy but there's something extremely erotic about a girl pretending to be a boy.
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>>287957862
still the only comedian I've legit choked laughing at
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>>287959529
Literally a generic male NPC with a woman VA. It reflects the gender-politic of the bioware writers where they believe that just because Krem is strapping down in an effort to pass as male that she in all respects becomes like any other man. It was cowardice on their part to take the easy way out and not using their token trans character to ask even the most basic questions of the player.

and it was a wasted opportunity for a glorious reverse trap
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>>287959985
Yeah, it was one of those things were I figured it's a woman but if I stopped thinking about that I could focus on the shota. I am a degenerate, though
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>>287959440
There was a sore lack of boipussy to plunder and Kid could have done much to balance that.
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>>287957142
.Actually flatter in girl mode
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>>287954695
>cant tell an obvious woman dressed as a man
you are a faggot
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I really should install black flag, I only got like 10 minutes into it before I realized that I didn't understand half of the assassin shit they were talking about.

Anybody know if I need to play the others to get it, or what?
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>>287959587
>I liked Connor as a character
You mean the concept, right?
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>>287960084
The thing that gets me: DA2, Gaider describes the qunari as 'militant Islamic Borg'. Yet they not only have a word for transgender folks, they're super-respectful of them. Just like in real life, where Islam considers gay and trans folks Satan incarnate and stone them to death whenever the opportunity arises.
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>>287954695
If it makes you dick hard, fuck it

Don't overthink it
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>>287960240
Not entirely. The basic premise is easy to understand, but there's a lot of shit that will be confusing otherwise if you haven't played an AC game before.
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>>287960152
Seriously

>cut facial aesthetics
>looks roguish
>cute Northern accent
>skinny little boitoi body

perfect bp
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>>287954695
Wow, son, how stupid are you? Drop video games for a while, try something else to buff up those brain muscles.
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>>287960408
I played through about half of the first one. Is that good enough?
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>>287960240
Black flag is shit you pleb
>jumping into the 4th installment

Kill yourself
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>>287960307
>where Islam considers gay and trans folks Satan incarnate and stone them to death whenever the opportunity arises.
Gay yes but trans not necessarily. Look up transsexualism and Iran. It's basically an acceptable way to be gay over there if you undergo gender reassignment first.
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>>287960531
Oh, it's bait.
Well shit.
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>>287960531
Yeah, probably. It would only get confusing when it hops out of the pirate setting.

>>287960536
>Implying AC4 wasn't pretty good

It's not the best, but it was certainly enjoyable and the characters were actually great.
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I'd smash that pastie!
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>>287960536
YOU kill yourself. You have shit taste and faggots like you are ruining the industry. Make sure to stream it and make sure your whole head is in front of the shotgun.
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>>287960307
You ever thought he meant "Islamic" as in "super devoted to their belief and willing to die for them", instead of "adheres to the Quran"? Or do you just like taking people's words out of context?
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>>287960536
Black Flag wasn't the best AssCreed game, no. That title belongs to Shadows of Mordor.

But, Black Flag WAS the best pirate game.
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>>287960307
Magic users get chained, leashed and their mouths stitched shut. Weak offspring are left out to die in the elements. Heretics are executed and forgotten. Transsexuals are mildly confusing at worst and are able to fully assimilate into Qunari society.

Nothing undermines the Qunari lore so blatantly as this, Bull's opinion of Krem isn't treated as an eccentricity or pragmatism, it's one of very few elements of his life that's not in conflict with the Qun. There's also no codex or conversation to answer obvious questions like "why would the qunari willingly allow someone to live as a different sex when their gender roles are inextricably tied into military and governance and personal identity so downplayed that nobody even has individual names." because that might be triggering.
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>>287960774
>"super devoted to their belief and willing to die for them"
>"adheres to the Quran"
Only one of these is absolutely true of Muslims.
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>>287960939
Too bad words and definitions change constantly
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>>287960967
That's haram as fuck and you know it.
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>>287960793
>The best pirate game
>Has worse ship combat than AC3
Everything felt arcady anon.
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>>287961037
You're literally not cool
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>>287960967
No they don't. All muslims adhere to the quran, not all muslims are zealots willing to be martyrs. This is an objective fact.
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>>287961074
AC3's ship controls were shit and it felt like the ship portions were just randomly tacked on as a demo.

AC4's ship controls are a lot more fleshed out.
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>>287961097
*No they don't.
Not in this case i should have said.
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>>287961097
But not all muslims read the quran, yet all would allhu ackbar you for not being muslim
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>>287960793
>Shadows of Mordor
That's not even a good game, let alone a good Assassin's Creed game.
>best pirate game
Maybe for that year.

Honestly, I think you've got shit taste.
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>>287961089
oh n-no...
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>>287955770

Wait, when did the merchant guy die?
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>>287961141
Those legendary ship battles were the best. Too bad I started with El Impoluto first so the others felt like a cakewalk in comparison.
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>>287955392
True.

I can't see how the fuck did they manage to bring back piracy for Rogue though. I mean I guess it's more about exploring than pirating but still.
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>>287961265
Do you even history, bruh? Fucker went out like a coward. Gentlemen Pirate, my ass.
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>>287956556
It's face is 100% manly.
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>>287955770
>that guy from The Order being in AC4
how
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>>287961265
You hear some guards talking about his hanging.
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>>287956556
I thought it was a guy pretending to be a girl

Made me rock hard either way
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>>287961141
"A lot more fleshed out"
Now with exploding barrels, chase cannons, a fucking mortar, and constantly aiming at 'weak points' for massive damage! Wow, I love 'intensity' when the battles drag on forever and I slowly watch a HP bar tick down..
OOH LOOK OUT, IT'S A WATERSPOUT! THERE'S FUCKING 12 OF THEM ON-SCREEN! AMAZING! 8O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr2n-FeKunY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE5MdouuJPY
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>>287960240
>the first 10 minutes has you sinking ships and getting marooned on island with some dude who does turn out to be an assassin but no explanation given yet
>assassin shit
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Op i did the same shit but after learning she got knocked up by a random DRUNK pirate i lost all respect
>inb4 some bitch defending herself for being a slut while acting like a bro
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>>287961450
Torres?
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>>287961184
It's not about muslims, anon. It's that the sand people are aggressive as fuck. Islam is nothing but an enabler for them.

Remember, the darker the skin - the more aggressive for no reason someone will be.
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>>287961074
I missed the grape shot and chain shot.
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So, /v/ when did you figure out that firing from the side without aiming is "Heavy shot"?

Be honest.
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>>287961990
When I read the manual while the game was loading
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>>287962082
For me it was around 50 or 60% into the game.
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>>287961990
The first time they explained it in the game. Even the tutorial pop-ups appeared from time to time explaining that.

I mean, what kind of numbskull you are to not figuring this the first time?
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>>287961990
I actually figured out pretty early, because I thought you could use the swivel guns outside of combat and accidentally shot all the guns.

It took me forever to work out the mortars though because the game would keep telling me the wrong key.
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>>287961990

When I figured unlocked it and the tooltip told me so.

That's also when ship vs ship combat became extremely easy and I flattened any enemy in seconds with minimal risk from there on out.
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>>287961990
Had to look that shit up.
I fucking hate black flag.
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>>287962152
>I mean, what kind of numbskull you are to not figuring this the first time?

Y-yeah. Anyone who can't f-figure that out is pretty s-stupid.
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>>287962152
>numbskull
Please don't say that. I felt like murdering that nigger whore that kept calling me that in Rogue.
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>>287960258
Yeah, the concept. Not everyday we have someone with his past and culture.
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>>287962385
I wanted to. I really really wanted to.
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>Tfw stopped playing AC IV at some point
>Finished Rogue
>Fucking loved it

The music and story were really engaging, and I liked the chases

I'm going to play AC IV from the start again. Don't know why I randomly stopped playing it.
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>>287962385
I knew that word would trigger some people.
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>>287959268
in*
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>>287961990
I was using it, I didn't know it was a shotgun special. I just thought it was a no-aim shot.
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>>287962454
Probably because most of them died
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My dick exploded when I saw pic related
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>>287962557
I stopped when I got bored hunting guards. At least Rogue let me kill and hang random civillians. It truly was wonderful with the missions too. I don't know why, but I enjoyed and loved it, and I played it expecting Black Flag with extra trinkets.
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>>287962385
Fuck that black bitch
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>>287954695
>Assumed it was a girl from the start but didn't think about it much
>Eventual reveal
>She was more attractive as a man
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AC IV surprised me more on how few people seemed to have heard parting glass before the end of it. I thought it was popular. Hell my family sung it on new years eve.
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>>287962714

I guess you french are as premature with ejaculating as you are with surrendering.
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>>287962385
>Please don't say that. I felt like murdering that nigger whore that kept calling me that in Rogue.
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>>287962594
Nah, it was because Connor wasn't a ladies man, nor was he someone who got inducted into the order as a normal person. He had little to no understanding in terms of being social and wanted to be more than what he was when he was a kid.

His childhood and his interactions with his dad were the best of what the third main game had to offer in story, but the rest was just so horrible that the only thing worse than it is Arno's story.
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>>287962714
Ed's such a loveable asshole when it comes to some of those missions.
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>>287962862
Not French, just grabbed it off of Google.
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>>287959867
It's rare that spinoffs are better than the source material in any medium, so it's pretty amazing that it's happened twice in vidya within the span of a few years and the same company.

Blood Dragon and Black Flag will forever remain superior to their sources.
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>>287962897
Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots
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>>287963056

Just let me have my zinger.
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>>287963082
>ubisoft will never be redeemed in their main releases again

I'll be damned if they'd reboot Watch Dogs to be Assassin's Creed present. They already had you doing one mission for the Assassins.
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>>287963142
Alright, sorry. Oui Oui Je Suis Fromage
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>>287963183
Who knows, maybe they'll give us Watch_Dogs: Ne0n_Overdr1ve and give us the Cyberpunk hacking game everyone wanted in the first place.
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>>287963082
>black flag
>spin off
But it's part of the main series
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>>287963082
Black flag is shit, you people that liked it have shit taste.

>>287963183
>They already had you doing one mission for the assassins
Is this real? Explain, I'm curious.
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she was very obviously a woman from her first scene.
No joke, I didn't realize we were supposed to think she was a guy.
So when it was "revealed" I didn't understand what the fuck it was implying.

Dead serious, I just thought "oh cool they made a semi-realistic female pirate and all the other pirates are cool with it because she isn't acting like a fucking princess.
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The best Assassin's Creed game was the same game that tried its hardest to not be an Assassin's Creed game.
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>>287959064
>ACCC
>read as AC 200
>ubisoft will continue with this tripe for centuries
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>>287963341
Everyone was starved for pirate games. It got by on that alone.
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>>287963082
Blood Dragon is still pretty bad game. It's pretty in a lurid way, to be sure, and there's a few laughs, but the gameplay is no better than vanilla FC3 and the map is actually just the same bullshit as Asscreed, huge fucking area full of bland copypasted content and formulaic "quests" you'll have to perform slight variations on 100000000 times if you actually have the patience to try and 100% the game, which you probably won't because there's very little content that is actually any fun.
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>>287954695
I couldn't stop thinking: why is she wearing men's clothes?
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>>287963341
Crossover with Black Flag, Rogue and Watch Dogs. The boss in Black Flag had these plans to meet with CtoS in Chicago, and had these references to it in the game's secret files. Watch Dogs has this secret mission where you capture the guy for the assassins and ends with a text message "Requescat in Pace" while in Rogue, confirms that these two events are canon.
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>>287963341
>He thinks Black Flag is shit
>He will never move out his parent's basement and sail the high seas in a vessel with his best bros
>He will never discover the mysteries that are waiting to be discovered
>He will never get scurvy because the Hot Pockets his Mom buys have plenty of vitamin C
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>>287963493
Comparing it to the other AAA games is redundant. For 15 bucks, it was pretty great as a stand alone. Lacking in post-story fun though.
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>>287963493
Doesn't matter what you thought about the actual gameplay when Blood Dragon was superior to FC3.
Superior script, graphics, music, missions and was short enough for the gameplay to not become too repetitive.
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>>287963580

This.

I didn't even realize that she was pretending to be a man or that everyone thought she was.
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>>287954938
That gif made me question my sexuality.
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>>287963720
It's one of the few games I actually laughed out loud on.
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>>287963720
Superior price too. I never once felt like I didn't get my 15 bucks worth.
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>>287962589
Yeah, that's the point. I don't think a lot of people knew that it actually makes your shots stronger.
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Is Freedom's Cry worth playing? The idea of Catcher Freeman: The Game seems pretty badass
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Black Flag inspired me to take a freighter cruise to Europe. Probably the best thing that vidyas ever done for me.
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>>287962714
Nah, I couldn't stand those jungle assassins. I fucking hated them. In fact I hated the whole collonial assassins thing.

Hope was hot though.
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>>287963586
Oh god
http://watchdogs.wikia.com/wiki/Requiescat_In_Pace
Ubisoft...they're serious about this
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>>287962905
I actually loved Arno's story. Arno was a good boy.
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>>287964016
You gotta admit, they know how to play hide and seek enough to annoy you in Rogue, even with your eagle vision.
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>>287960258
>>287959587

It annoyed me that in the side missions Connor had a lot more character instead of the angry Connor in main missions. The biggest problem with 3 was the cities and that they put Connor into every single major event of the war instead of him watching from the sidelines.

Also best snow in games ever.
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>>287964110
>Born blessed with Ezio's looks
>Gets framed for murder, escapes
>Comes back to his home, Elise out of nowhere explains that you're an assassin and she's a templar
"B-But I haven't even said yes to the guy who calls me pisspot!"
>Spends the game ignoring the assassins and chasing Elise, who seems to be ambiguous in loving you and using you.
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>>287963493
Anon, it was fun and this is what counts the most.
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>>287963493
The game was very easy and fun to 100%, are you kidding?
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>>287963941
Yeah it was pretty cool. Other than the fact that the game was pretty much entirely about "killing bad masters that abuse minorities at the plantations" and shit.
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>>287964217
I just want to swim in the deep snow.

>the mission where you chase your waifu as Haytham
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>>287963720
>>287963687

I just don't see how it is any better than its source material. Both are pretty bad and Blood Dragon does VERY little to improve on FC3's flaws, what it has going for is mostly the over-the-top "hurr 80s" vibe which misses much more than it hits. However even if it were actually hilarious to pack your game full of such crud, it's still just window dressing that really doesn't make the game much better or worse. I had very little fun with Blood Dragon and it's because despite trying REALLY hard to capture this gonzo, retro-action-humor thing, it's just not fun at all, same mechanical crawl-slow bullshit as the game it's based on.
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>>287964134
Being able to insta-counter all their attacks makes it all pointless.
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>>287964315
>i hope i don't have to collect any fucking feathers
>i hope i don't have to collect any fucking flags
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>notice how attractive a cute male character is
>look up r34
>turns out it's just another fucking reverse trap
fuck you japan
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>>287964217
yeah pretty much- Angry Connor, the blatant, repeated shoehorning & the lack of good architecture really killed it.
But the environments outside the cities were ok & the ship combat was excellent.
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>>287964432
I was talking about Blood Dragon, not AssCreed.
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>>287964217
>>287964351
God damn, why couldn't post game AC3 have had seasons? The snow was so comfy.
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>>287964390
You sound like 00 or late 90s kid.
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>>287964217
>instead of him watching from the sidelines.
But this is exactly what happened in Unity. The revolution went on and you merely spectated it but went about your own shit.

And in all honesty, I wanted more involvement of the assassins in the revolution.

>>287964232
IMO the story was absolutely fine until about 50% where you kill Bellec and are expelled from the order. Then it just started making zero sense. It's as if it was written by a different person from 50% onwards.
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Fun fact: In ACIII, IV and Rogue, you can do a post-assassination pose where he just stays like this after a run-assassination.
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>>287964505

When the main story ends you can find one of the "animus glitches" in the game world that allows you to change the seasons.
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>>287964626
How
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>>287964661

Playing AC3 again, thanks anon.
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>>287964498
>being this thick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqH8V5RJJWE#t=2m20s

Blood Dragon poked fun at AssCreed for it having the retarded feather and flag collectible system.
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I thought she was a woman at first, but then because no one was reacting to it and calling her a guy I considered her male, since it would be so fucking obvious it was a woman in the first place.
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>>287964669
Run to a lone guard, run assassinate, let go of the movement button and just hold the assassinate button. It's like the first cinematic trailer of AC1.
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>>287964732
Damn, I'd completely forgotten about that despite getting such a kick out of it at the time. God, that game was fun.
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>>287954695
I have to say that I am not aware of these feels, OP.
You might be a faggot.
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>>287964727
>AC threads are so comfy, there's a chance you'd be able to persuade other anons to replay AC3
>>287964554
Arno definitely had the Connor issue. Starts off interesting, ends up going full potato.

The assassin recruit options are just way too fun.
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>>287964732
Collecting the feathers and flags in AC1 and 2 was so fucking annoying. Only more annoying thing was collecting the fucking diary pages in AC3.
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If you didn't use it, recruits can disguise themselves in ACIII. They never brought this back in the pirate game despite being completely viable as a tactic.
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>>287965009
>that one page in east New York in the burnt area
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