the arm pit is literally the only place i wouldn't lick a woman
Who's the best /ss/ Bros. pairing? I'd say Samus/Mac.
ah...meme's....gotta love em x)
In my head I pair Rosalina and Shulk. Because they are my mains and I think they'd be cute nerds together.
No thanks, it should only be found in two places. Their drapes and carpet.
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBA OF THE DK CREW
Anonymous' Official Smash OTP list:
Samus + Little Mac
Wii Fit Trainer + Male Villager
Ike + Female Villager
Lucina + Captain Falcon
Palutena + Dark Pit and Pit harem
Kirby + Jigglypuff
Rosalina + Luigi
Peach + Mario
Zelda + Link
I still miss SamusxSnake and wish it didn't die a quick and quiet death.
Unfortunately as much as I like the idea of a hot sweaty pit after a workout, it just wasnt in the cards. If you dont get her after a shower be prepared for a mouth full of deodorant. Unless your chick is ultra cool with it and you can get her to agree not to use deodorant because you will be all over that shit later, its a pretty rare thing.
>One day Girlfriend goes to the Gym
>Texts me while she is there saying she worked out super hard, got in the car, and realized she forgot deodorant
>Mfw I bury my face in her pits and lick them clean and
she actually enjoyed it
NTR/cuck/cheating/whatever is cancer for not only /v/ but /a/ as well and it decimated /pol/
Every time I see any variant I really just wish I could punch you right in the face
Abs are under-appreciated. Especially ones with tone.
>Muscle girl porn is either over muscle, rape or she's submissive
Because they want the stronger woman to be submissive to them.
Japan is way too into submissive women which is why their porn is so dull most times.And the rare time she's the more dominant one, she's either not as toned or it's /ss/.
Ever since her trailer announcement I have a big boner for yoga pants
Watch out with those hot opinions there anon.
>Little Mac is 17
You should be lucky no one takes your boring submissive bitches and makes them doms. On the flip side you faggots take our dom girls and make them sub shit.
I don't recognize that pose, and those holes in their sweatpants are so large shouldn't they buy new ones?
anon they're working out, it says so on the image
what would cause you to believe such a thing
>Ever good enough to search for image crops or even thumbnails
if she's fit then why does she have such smooth thighs
At least make an attempt anon.
You know not what horrors you are about to unleash upon the world
I'll never understand the people who draw Wii Fit Trainer with expressions and emotions, or any actual skin color
It's just taking away everything unique about the character and turning it into just some chick in workout clothes.
I don't understand the purpose of this. Why draw Wii Fit Trainer if you're not going to draw her as she is?
>Piss and blood
>Oversized hanging balls
>all of one fat and not futa/male picture
He ain't gettin' no amazon gift cards from me
Most generally give in and just enjoy it instead.
>The things you're seeing there are what some of my clients wanted
Someone lock them up please.
I'm never sure why people have trouble finding some things at certain sites that are easy to find. Fuck just look for porn of that character and you'll most likely run into easily.
Jesus fucking christ.
A new low from someone I once respected.
I'll take my drawn instead for now. That weird sheen on her suit just looks odd, same with her exposed skin.
>That guy didn't make the futa samus renders
It's the same with most SFM models for me anyway. I just can't get aroused by them for some reason.
I find pretty much all 3D porn awful anyway
Just the way it looks puts me off for some reason.
that image looked significantly less tumblry from the thumbnail
Hopefully NX will be an actual modern console and they release a Metroid game with a good zero suit model in it that can be ripped and used for posing on PC rather than the low poly/low res shit there is now.
>wanting more 3d render porn
3dpd get out
They're the same size as usual, just perkier.
That looks like Incase, which is definitely futa now.
I remember some artist freaking out about someone making all their black dicks white like it was some form of harassment.
Is masturbating all that /v/ does at night?
>taking the suit off
I'd much rather grope her in it while I fuck her thighs or have her rub it into my face while giving me a handjob with those suited hands.
I do it whenever I see Samus.
It lowers your risk of prostate cancer. Granted, you can suffer from vitamin deficiencies if you do it too often.
no where near trapface enough, that's Upright
Let's do that together.
I can't keep track of all the artists that do futa now. Though I did find out the artist that did all those interracial porn with some of the worst dialogue that not even 70s porn can compare is now a free agent because he got tired of drawing big dicks on black guys, and started doing futa.
what was your reaction when these three were announced on the same day?
Honestly can't remember, but it was in a /gif/ thread that made gifs of his pics.
Villager should have been here since brawl and I was glad to finally see an Animal Crossing rep
Wii Fit is pretty much my favorite Newcomer and the only unexpected newcomer (bar megaman) that I actually like
Since I went off my anxiety/depression meds I've been super super horny.
John Persons is actually
a commissioner, the usual guy he had quit, can't find his shit that he made while being paid because apparently Persons thinks anything the artist made while he commissioned him with is automatically his.Person's is literally just the guy who writes the story and commissions an artist for his bland stories.
He draws a better Tifa in my opinion, since he gives her hips for once. Too bad the man can't find the time to finish most of his sketches and color them himself.
My penis is leading me to a strange path too.
YES, I LOVE AC
Yeah I don't really care, but cool I guess
>Wii Fit Trainer
wtf? We're just gunna waste slots right of the bat now? This is so stupid...
>a few hours later
WFT is an awesome and fun addition, I'm gunna main her!
Why? Because you want to fap?
There's something about sketchy artwork that drives my dick wild, so I can't really complain about that.
I like all the girls he's drawn by I especially love his Zelda and Juri.
I just wish he'd draw my waifu, though.
This is how I feel too.
His sameface is okay when it suits the character, but otherwise it looks like a generic slut in a wig/costume.
I love when he changes up the face like he did with Nui.
oh nothing went wrong. Just takes forever to contact him through steam.
He did post the pic on his tumblr. I don't know if you can figure it out.
She's from Elite Beat Agents
>You must be pretty horny right? Fap to this body you love so much.
He rarely finishes that stuff anyway. Outside of his commissions anyway. Most of the stuff he draws for fun and maybe to sell completed version if people are interest is never finished unless some guy wants to practice coloring and inking.
>mfw when I've been putting the idea of pits fetish into the subconscious of anonymous for years
>mfw I'm working on getting anons to accept hairy armpits to seal the deal
You niggas don't even know what you've gotten yourselves into...
>too tired to dump myself
>people posting the wrong girl
god damnit /v/
Samus is ALWAYS the right girl.
>Does this suit fit me well? Does it help you play with your cock?
But it's boring when it's just people silently fapping.
>Japan is way too into submissive women which is why their porn is so dull most times.
Thanks to shit like that I have gone to hate anything where the girl is submissive, I cant fucking stand it anymore. 90% of all hentai has almost become unfappable thanks to this. Sure I can take some of it but most of the time it will end up in a borung orgasm that I wont even feel (Yes, when a fap is boring the only time I can enjoy it is before I cum, during the cum I feel not a single thing and its just sperm coming out.)
I dont need a women dominating the guy but goddamn, stop making this stupid ass crying bitch who is going to be dominated.
My fetish regarding this is ''playful'' like the girl is playful or something and ends up having sweet sex WITHOUT GODDAMN TEARS and shit like your dicks so big goddamn.
On another note; I think the reason why Japs like this kind of style is because most of them work/live a life where they play the submissive part be it at work or as a student or even at home. Recent studies (In the West) Showed that people who had a leading role (managers, your boss) were more into submissive stuff while people who were in a more submissive/taking orders role were more into dominating stuff.
Also explains why most neckbeards are into this shitty domination fetish, and yes your sexual tastes says a lot about you.
One time I had a dream that I found Samus' zero suit just lying around and I put it on and it morphed me into Samus and I spent the rest of the dream
driving a taxi around town as ZSS for some reason, not even joking.
I'm so sick of this shit.
Every thread, the spoiler faggot shows up.
O-oh, please RP with me! I'm such a fucking loser!
>go hiking with a married female friend
>she wears yoga pants
>they're really tight
>you can see everything
>she insists on going ahead of me
>tell her I can see everything
>"oh don't be such a prude, anon"
yoga pants are the devil
Part of it is because of lingering gender roles and sexual taboos in Japan. Women in Jap porn are often shown as submissive and not enjoying sex because of it being culturally inappropriate for a woman to be seen as forward, lusty and/or enjoying sex.
ERPERS GET OUT OF MY /v/
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>Recent studies (In the West) Showed that people who had a leading role (managers, your boss) were more into submissive stuff while people who were in a more submissive/taking orders role were more into dominating stuff.
Source on this?
Jesus christ, I need to google that shit but its logical. I heard it on the radio so whatever.
Japan was never occupied, all America did was break it open to the world (Which in a way Japan should be thankfull off).
Crowly's Dance to Another Tunehere?
Link is just a little guy
After WW2 yes, but before that not in the occupational sense as we know it today.
Sorry nigger but I aint American, besides I was refering to the period that Japan was opened thanks to Perry.
This kills the thread.
Before we go I would like to personally thank all the ERPers and cock hungry anons for beating it to death. You would think a thread about video game women would not turn into the absolutely gayest threads /v/ ever had out of all the threads around, but hey, this is /v/ we are talking about.
I was at the mall in town one day and this girl wearing shiny leggings was leaning over a railing with her butt in the air and I've never had a greater test of will to avoid going over to bury my face in it.
No, The Dutch mererly traded with Japan and managed to be the only nation that could maintain this trade, The Japs even made an artificial island for them to live on. The main reason why the Dutch could stay was thanks to them helping to drive out the Spanish who were spreading Christianity to aggresively + The Spanish and Dutch were enemies back in the 16th century. In fact the Dutch were respected friends of Japan, America changed that all but being typical Americans, kicking the door in and shouting that they want to trade.