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Sonichu's 15th Anniversary 2015-03-17 19:13:08 Post No. 287306427
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On March 17, 2000, fifteen years ago today, a child destined to change the world forever was born to a virgin.
To commemorate Sonichu's 15th anniversary, I will be dumping the entire series, one issue a day (except this weekend, when I'll be too busy with family bullshit. I'll get right back on it afterwards, though). Remember to post if you're reading, since samefagging doesn't bump threads. And now, let's ZAP TO THE EXTREME!DISCLAIMER: Sonic and Pokemon are video games. Sonichu is a video game-themed fanwork, and as such this thread qualifies as secondary discussion.
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>>287306427
DONOTSTEEL!
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>>287306481
I like how there's a typo in the very first sentence. Lets you know what quality to expect right off the bat.
"His story." Ha ha ha.
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>>287306427
You're doing gods work anon. Let's get this autistic train rolling.
Godspeed.
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A perfect day to dump it, because everyone will be drunk enough to enjoy this.
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DON'T CALL ANYBODY!
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>>287306691
Male Raichus have pointed tails, while female Raichus have blunt tips.
When Chris was told about this, rather than take the easy solution and say he drew this before Pokemon had visual gender differences, he hastily edited the page then insisted it was always like that.
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>>287306717
>Posting images in a storytime
Come on, man.
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>>287306825
Kel is the first of many characters that Chris plays up to be important only for us to never see again.
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>>287306825
>he hastily edited he page then insisted it was always like that
But he still has Rosechu with a pointed tail, right?
Doesn't seem like much of a solution at all.
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>>287306919
The Perfect Chaos Monster looks like he's having a good time in the fourth panel.
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>>287306982
Rosechus are not Raichus. Rosechus are their own special Pokemon species that are always female.Except Silvana.
It took me forever to realize this was one big splash page with Sonichu on top and Super Sonic on the bottom. I always thought it was two separate panels.
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Chris is a great example of what can happen to kids with severe untreated autism. I wish he coulda been saved. I feel sorry for him.
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>>287306481
One of the best thing Chris has done this image
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>>287307012
>That Muppet Chaos
Every time
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I wish someone would make a megadrive sonichu hack
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>>287307110
Poor Sonichu. He worked so hard fighting Perfect Chaos and the faceless white crowd only cheers for Sonic.
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>>287306691
I have no fucking idea of what happened here
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>>287307242
Sonichu enjoys chillin', the scenery around him, and popular music.
Chris takes great lengths to make sure his characters are properly fleshed out.
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>>287307327
Sonic fought perfect chaos, and pikachu just stood there.
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>>287307351
Rosechu likes shopping and cooking.
Because she's a woman.
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>>287307467
Note Bubbles' tan arms here. In later appearances Chris will draw her with blue arms instead.
This reminds me of something.
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>>287306427
I see this shit once a month and I still can't believe it's real
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>>287307568
Despite being introduced in advance, only one character on this page will be important throughout the series.
Here's a hint: It's not Flame the Sunbird.
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>>287307568
>Tan arms turned blue
History repeats itself again and again.
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>>287307467
>Naitsirhc is Christian backwards
Totally original, indeed.
>Cherry Cola
I lost it
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>>287307467
>cherry cola
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>>287307467
>cherry cola
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>>287307467
>with an accidental dose of cherry cola
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>>287307467
>cherry cola
I don't even think it's black, is it?
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>>287307667
>be newfag to Chris
>someone tells me to read this horrible new Sonichu comic
>I don't see the big deal. It was clearly drawn by a little kid. I think it's kinda cu...wait...
>1982?
>in colleg...
>HOLY SHIT FUCK OH GOD NO
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I wonder if Chris ever created a sonichu made of fanta and comeuppance
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>>287307824
I'm starving to death, but more importantly, I FEEL SO LONESOME!
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>>287306427
>samefagging doesn't bump threads
it does on /vg/, are you sure you're it's not just 4chan x being slow on refreshing page count as usual?
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>>287307824
>I am also single, lonely, and I need a girlfriend!
I still think this is the funniest page in all of the comics.
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>>287307946
David's too big for me.
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>>287307568
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>>287307824
>the intrusive creator in this sonichu's story
>intrusive
dat word usage
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>>287307824
>community college
>I NEED A GIRLFRIEND
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I'm so happy
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ITS FINALLY HAPPENING YOU GUYS!
THE PROTESTS WORKED!
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>>287307996
none of it is humorous
I cant help but feel sorrow looking at this grown man's efforts.
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>>287307467
>cherry cola
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>>287308048
So we're clear here: Sonichu and Rosechu know absolutely fucking nothing about each other. Their personal tastes, where they're from, their political/religious views, whether or not they're secretly a serial killer...they're the opposite sex and the same species. That's fucking it. And that's enough for both of them to instantly fall in love and enter a relationship that will not once have even the slightest speed bump.
I love this comic here because it shows what Chris thinks romance should be like.
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I would intrude a ponder that more people have read sonichu than the actual archie sonic comics.
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>>287307242
So Sonichu has Pikachu's mind? Sonic just kinda got assimilated? That's dark
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>>287308249
As often as birds tweet, you are my lovely heartsweet!
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>>287308249
>Break Bread
Are they having Holy Communion?
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>>287308267
I wonder if they'll ever reference it someday.
It's a one in a million chance, but hey, you never know.
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2015-03-17 19:32:06
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>MFW even Chris Chan is not Anthony Burch
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>>287307467
BLACK SONICHU, OR BLACHU AS I LIKE TO CALL HIM
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>>287308329
No, no, Sonichu is the Pikachu changed into Sonic form by Chaos Emerald magic. Sonic himself is still around, and he'll appear in the next issue.
Better question, what's up with Rosechu's mouth?
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>>287308361
Chris, and his creations, are all proper, devout Christians
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>>287308329
The chaos emeralds merged with pikachu and raichu and laid 7 eggs. One of which being sonichu, rosachu, and the 5 others from the previous panel.
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>>287308447
Real comics have ads, so Sonichu must have ads too.
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>>287308346
>yeah..but then we would fall asleep together!
Literally poetry
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>>287308447
Fun fact: Chris thinks that this page looks great, and probaly his best work.
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>>287308580
I just now noticed Chris spelled "Naitsirhc" wrong here. And since it's just "Christian" backwards, he's spelled his own name wrong. And that won't be the last time in the comic it happens either.
Bravo, Chris.
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>>287308447
>Better question, what's up with Rosechu's mouth?
It's like when I girl gives a blowjob in one of those japanese porn comics.
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>>287308740
>Gamestop
He predicted his own downfall 15 years earlier.
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>>287308405
It's probably on the big list of things not to reference.
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>>287308740
He defiled the name that has been given to him by God and the Bear, how shameful.
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>>287308740
Sonichu needs to stop Rosechu from shopping too much. Because she's a woman.
Also, remember David the Dragonite from earlier? Well he shows up briefly on this page, and we can see he's smaller than Rosechu. So when Rosechu said David was too big for her, yeah she totally meant his dick.
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Something I just realized.
Sonichu is a fusion of the actual Sonic and a random pikachu. But Sonichu usually refers to itself in terms of being a pokemon, and never really mentions being partially Sonic the hedgehog. So does this mean that in this universe not only does Sonic as an individual not exist, but the creature he became doesn't even have his memories or consciousness?
In the Sonichu universe, Sonic is dead. He is totally gone. His existence at the start implies that the rest of the Sonic universe exists here, though, so what of his friends? One day Sonic went out to fight a monster, and never returned. Did they have a funeral? Are they still waiting for his return? Or... Do they know what happened?
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>>287308880
>tfw this is an allegory for the Chandlers' hoarding problem
Rosechu (Barb) keeps buying shit she doesn't need while Sonichu (Bob) is helpless to stop her.
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>>287307824
>I am a very creative person
Clearly!
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>>287308792
Now we need an unnaturally large dick.
>>287308839
Fun fact: they also know about Tails gets Trolled
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>>287308447
>I see a dick
left and right fireworks are the balls
center is the head facing you
the moon is pubic hair
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Sonichu is fucking boring.
I prefer chris related stuff
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>>287308792
Fucking Yokkora.
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>>287308965
Sonic appears in the next issue ya dummy.
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>>287308965
Sonic still exists.
He does show up soon
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>>287309098
I love this page because it makes it clear the whole comic is improvised. Chris wanted each number to have its own panel, then once he realized he was running out of space he jammed the rest in at the end.
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>>287308965
Actually, Sonic still exists on the Sonichu Universe, but disappeared sometime after
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>>287308965
It's not a fusion, the Pikachu was mutated as a result of Super Sonic's residual energy. Sonic's still alive.
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>>287309205
>Zapdos' face when
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>>287309313
I could use my Raikou to fight you, but...nah.
Look at Kel's face goddamn.
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>>287309420
This is the closest Comic Chris ever comes to looking like the real thing.
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>>287309313
In the remastered comic, the guy who did it kept the face.
That was some funny shit.
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>>287308965
Don't worry, I thought that too, this thing's a goddamn clusterfuck
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>>287309420
I like how Chris put "CWC" on the Raikou
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>>287309543
Even Sonichu knows Chris' Love Quest is doomed to fail.
>>287309549
What I wouldn't give for him to do the rest of the series.
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>>287309543
Of course there's Sammy, who's supposed to be the dumb fat version of Chris with poor bowel control.
The irony was lost on him.
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>>287309313
I love how the remake basicaly kept that Zapdos intact to indicate the impact of whatever Sonichu did
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posting i'm reading, as requested.
this will be interesting.
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>>287309543
>Congraduate
Everytime
Every single goddamned time
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>>287309645
A chilling glimpse into the future.
>>287309634
Son of a bitch I never saw that. Nice find.
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>>287309634
my mind was just blown
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>>287309751
Rosechu = Boyfriend-free girl
Sonichu = Sweetheart-stealing JERK
Cherry Colachu = Chris
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>>287309871
I don't know about you but they look better drawn here than in the rest of the comic.
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>>287309645
>Father
My sides
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Did he really have a fake fanbase of people pretending to be his fans on a daily basis on irc?
It's just so surreal, I recently read about him and it was mind-blowing, almost sounded like fucking Truman Show.
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>>287309871
>Chris was still a student at PVCC when he drew this
>he printed out a comic of himself murdering the dean and put it all over the campus
It's pretty amazing they let him come back.
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>>287309968
The Truman Show-y bits of Chris' life have died down in recent years. Although there was his date with Catie a few months ago. The audio is...interesting.
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>>287309751
>drawn 2004
>he was born 1982
He was 22 when he drew this. That's older than I am now. I'm struggling to process this.
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>>287310101
I know Barb's a horrible parent and all, but the thought of her getting this as a Mother's Day present just depresses the fuck out of me.
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Fun fact: Chris-Chan has never made a Tails-like character despite copying everyone else.
>>287307467
I love how Naitsirhc only has red hair because of FR/LG saying Giovanni's son has red hair, and then ignores HG/SS confirming Giovanni's son is Silver because he'd rather have Naitsirch.
>>287308580
I think that idea is cute even if the ads are narcissistic.
>>287309045
I want more Sonichu since it's Chris stuff from Chris' perspective and a glimpse into his reality
Remember he hit Mary Lee Walsh because Sonichu told him to.
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>>287309968
thats what makes me super sad about chris
this bastard doesnt know the full extent of his autism tendencies
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>>287310220
Chris actually made an Eevee/Tails fusion named Evails. During the early pre-comic years he was probably going to be Sonichu's sidekick, but he never showed up in the comic.
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>>287309982
I just noticed that MLW has broken hearts in her hands
I found this fan comic a while back, it's pretty good
>http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/post/85929898301/very-first-page-the-authors-notes-will-be-around
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>>287310274
Chris-chan's Bizarre Adventure: Autism Tendency when?
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>>287310124
when people grow up they realize that adults are just kids still
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>>287310320
You want a girlfriend? You got it, best friend!
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I just want to see how Emily looks
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>>287310461
Is everyone in this town fucking Danny Phantom in where they can just turn into something else at will?
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>>287310461
Holy shit a woman who didn't have to be stopped from shopping.
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>>287310461
The Sub-Episodes are (very, VERY) loosely based on real events, and set in real life (or at least Chris' idea of it) instead of CWCville.
This one's about him getting banned from Fashion Square Mall by a niggo.
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>>287310612
I love how, despite being a villainous strawman, Chris has the Jerkhief call Chris a solicitor, meaning Chris was aware, at least on some level, of the actual reason he was banned.
Naturally, he doesn't care.
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>mfw realizing the sadness that is Chris's existence
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>>287310789
Fuck the police.
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>>287310320
Didn't Evaills only appear on a Pokemon card?
>>287310789
I'm sure Chris' perspective was "I'M NOT SOLICITING! STOP TRYING TO RUN MY LOVE QUEST!"
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>>287310789
Or, most likely, Chris is just parroting something the real life Jerkhief said, without actually knowing what it means.
He probably thinks it means something like "idiot".
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>>287310612
>Carries around a DS and Case
>Wonders why he can't get girls
I actually pity him.
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>>287310612
>I still have not attracted a boyfriend-free girl!
>This love quest makes me suffer some frustration
I'm familiar with Chris's language quirks, but this is like a badly translated manga.
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>tfw nobody will ever reach the sheer insanity of BlueSpike
>tfw that histerical laugh
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>>287310912
I hope you like this transformation sequence. You're going to see it a lot.
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Trolls getting themselves inside the story is what killed Sonichu.
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>>287311006
>I am sick of your complaints and tears!
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>>287311034
I wish I could show the real Jerkhief these comics.
It would probably hurt his feelings.
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>>287310217
>His mother hated this and told him to never draw her in his comics again
Harsh, but it's the only time she ever actually scolded him.
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>>287306825
>was told about this
why brother
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>>287311034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl7rYoGqLQs
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>>287311156
I'm still not sure if this last panel is just Chris being a bad artist or deliberately making the Jerkhief as fat and black as possible.
>>287311108
Chris has claimed he's going to redraw the last three issues to remove the troll influence. But there's a big difference between what Chris says he'll do and what he'll actually do. AH'M WORKIN ON IT!
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>>287310391
I love seeing comics like this that turn Chris's fucked up world into a serious seeming work.
Eventually, years from now, Sonichu and it's story could be considered an actual series and not just the work of an autistic man child
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>>287311298
That gun looks a lot like...something else.
Reminder that Chris believes he can perform the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha in real life and has done it in public.
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>>287311203
To troll him with the old male Rosechu joke obviously
It was a new spin on an otherwise overdone troll attempt, and it worked well.
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>>287311013
What I never understood is how Chris couldn't tell that Max and Julie had the same fucking voice.
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>>287311298
I would absolutely not be shocked to learn that CWC is a huge racist.
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>>287311438
Because he's horrible at facial and vocal recognition. He had to stare into a mirror for hours on end just to remember what his own face looked like.
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>>287311460
you should know by now about the white house joke
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Happy Birthday you ugly bastard
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>>287310461
I read that as Tranny Oppression
What have you people done to me
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>>287311543
I love how Chris always punishes the villains in the most disproportionate way possible.
Try to stop me from harassing women at the mall? YOU WILL NEVER SEE YOUR FAMILY AGAIN.
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>>287311590
Do tell.
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Who's your favorite Sweetheart?
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>>287311665
MY SOUL HURTS! >_<
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>>287311590
He said his father came up with that one
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>>287311665
That's Chris' self-centered morality for you.
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>>287311785
Well, that's the end of Issue 0.
I guess I'm done storytiming for today...
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>>287306427
Bump for great justice
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>>287311905
No please keep on going
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>>287311684
Chris' dad made a joke about Obama painting the White House black if he got elected (this was when Bush was still president) and Chris put it in the comic.
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>>287311785
>9/11
Is Chris a terrorist?
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>>287307667
IT'S WES-LI
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>>287311905
...OR AM I?
Fuck it, Sonichu Day comes but once a year. I'm feeling generous, so I'll dump two issues tonight. You're only getting one the other days, though.
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>>287311785
>handcuffing me on 9/11/2004
I can't believe that's not even the best part of the monologue.
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>>287311905
its alright
i've never tried to read them
maybe ill give it a shot
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>>287312026
You have 10 seconds to name a better title than "DARKNESS, SPEED, & LIGHTNING! (WITH AN ACCIDENTAL DOSE OF CHERRY COLA)"
You can't.
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>>287312026
>Chemical X?
>No, cherry cola!
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>>287312090
just watch the audiobooks, the voiceover is spectacular
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Audiobooks
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>>287311971
Do his parents know about Sonichu? Have they commented on it?
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>>287311421
>Fuzzy-wuzzys get you hugs; prickley-wicklies get you slugs!"
Beautiful
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>>287312198
>spill cherry cola on important DNA sample
>OH WELL!
Bill the Scientist is a master of professionalism.
>>287312238
Unfortunately, Vivian closedhisYouTube account years ago. Most of the audiobooks were mirrored, but not all of them.
>>287312254
On Barb's 70th birthday, Chris put Sonichu on her birthday cake. They know about it. Or knew, in Bob's case.
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>>287312405
As you might have guessed, this is just the origin of Mewtwo in the first Pokemon movie.
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>>287312405
I had downloaded them all with a youtube downloader, some time I'll get around to re-uploading them all
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>>287309645
HOLD UP HOLD UP!!!
Chris says he's going to the mall to continue his love quest, but in the first panel the mall is right behind him. Why the hell did he get in the car to go to the mall after he passed it???
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>>287312405
>literal strings of dna
Okay
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How many Sonichu girls have appeared tonight? Only Rosechu and Sarah?
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>>287309045
chris was a greasy motherfucker back then
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Remember when Chris was a boss in Dead Rising?
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>>287312508
Naitsirhc you racist, so what if he's black?
>>287312539
That's the (fictional) CWCville Mall. Chris is going to the (real) Fashion Square Mall.
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>>287312539
He's going to a different mall
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>>287312593
that was his virility. he was chock full of navy then
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>>287312405
https://www.youtube.com/user/BrendanielReads/playlists
these are bretty good for sonichu, he isn't done though, latest one is sub episode 6
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>>287310101
>date with catie
I guess i gotta go look this up.
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I always thought Chris' racism was from him being raised on television and his overall ignorance to other races. It was never a superiority thing.
People shouldn't think too complex about him, the reason he does says the things is because he's an idiot, plain an simple.
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>>287312665
>Blachu
Gesundheit!
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>>287309543
So does Chris not initially know Sonichu? Is he not his real father?
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>>287312776
The red and black chemicals in the cherry cola overrode the yellow and brown pigment in the Sonichu DNA! SCIENCE!
Years later, Chris would declare that Sonichu was allergic to pickles, but Niggachu doesn't have this allergy because they only did a "quick scan." In other words, Black Sonichu doesn't have all of Sonichu's DNA, but he does have bits and pieces of cherry cola DNA, like some kind of retarded Jurassic Park.
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>>287308189
>Kesshite Buruamuzu
>>287309015
It's too soon, but someone please post the honeymoon page
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>>287312776
>This is my father Giovanni (do not cross him)!
It doesn't get better then that
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>>287312539
>going to the mall to continue his love quest
So he's just going to the mall and harassing people to try and stick his dick in them? Jerkop just became a lot more sympathetic.
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>>287312945
>Robotnik looked up Sonichu's Pokemon stats on the Internet
If this was being done by someone that's not Chris, it would be a god-tier parody.
Also Giovanni has no torso.
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>>287313080
I don't think 200 RPM is very good.
More importantly, it only took two issues for Chris to put a naked woman in his children's comic.
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>>287312768
That's likely right.
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>>287312540
Chris, being raised as a Christian in the South, naturally knows very little about science.
For example, in the comic, he makes a gay vaccine using his own blood. If you know anything about how vaccines are made, you're already laughing your ass off.
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>>287313261
These stats will not come into play at all.
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>>287313261
>destroyed 20 tons
Damn that's some tons.
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>>287313261
that's km/h not rpm you nigger
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>>287311034
is it ever explained why
1. Sonichu refers to Chris as his father despite having been created by forces unrelated to Chris
2. Sonichu is apparently a Pokemon but does not behave as one
3. Chris has the ability to transform into a Sonichu
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>>287311156
>It would probably hurt his feelings.
and his soul
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>>287312768
It's also his father's influence.
He saw crosses burning, fella.
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>>287313382
Traced from Sonic Adventure 1.
>>287313423
I'm talking about at the bottom of the page you double nigger.
But 200 km/h still isn't good considering Sonic can go at Mach 1.
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>>287313382
Alternate file name:
>smash4balance.jpg
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>>287313423
He's probably talking about rotations per minute. That would be two spins a second, which is pretty slow. Something above 1000 would be more accurate.
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>>287313382
Blachu too OP
Ban it to ubers
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>>287313524
What would Blachu's HOO HAA be?
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>>287311785
>>287312001
>>287312039
It seems like something significant has happened on 9/11 every year since 2001
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>>287306574
I always found it strange that outside of sonic, perfect chaos and Eggman, no other sonic characters appear in Sonichu other than the Knuckles reference through Punchy.
It would make sense if Chris was such an autist his brain only registered a more classic idea of sonic, but perfect chaos came from the adventure series, which disproves it.
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>>287313442
1. Chris, the real person, created Sonichu, the character, and Sonichu is aware of that. It's like Animal Man and Grant Morrison, but stupid.
2. Meowth, Mewtwo, Lugia, Slowking, Lucario, and a dickload of other Pokemon can talk, so Sonichu can too. As for the other non-Pokemon-like behaviors, Chris is an idiot.
3. Cherokee magic.
>>287313497
Sonic's house is larger than Pallet Town.
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I have a soft spot for dialogue that's as subtle as a brick to the face. That's part of what makes Sonichu so appealing in my opinion.
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>>287307012
>time to zap
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>>287313724
Amy shows up at the end of this issue. And it's because Sonic is the only one Chris really gives a shit about because Sonic was his childhood hero alongside the American Rabbit.
>>287313738
Lying in a field staring at the sky for hours is something couples do, right?
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>>287313714
BUT IN THE STONE AGE
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>>287313738
Sanic saved the city
He deserves to have the biggest house
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>>287313870
Is Sonichu really big or is Rosechu really small? You decide!
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>>287313870
>that last face
Jesus Sonichu it's just a peck on the cheek, no need to cum in your pants
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>>287307351
>mfw i realize cwc drew himself far, far skinnier than he really is
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>>287313976
Sonic doesn't want to go home, but there's no explanation as to why. There's never a reason for any of the cast to do anything, they just follow whatever instructions the story demands.
In good writing, the characters move the plot. In bad writing, the plot moves the characters.
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>>287313976
>m'lady
Chris-chan was really ahead of the curve
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I've been keeping tabs on this jackass for six years now. What am I doing with my life.
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>>287314085
Yet another pointless countdown. This is the last one, don't worry.
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>>287313482
I don't think his father was 100% racist himself either, he told the weens that after they kept on calling the house going JULAAY to scare them off.
Bob probably had the typical ignorance that comes with every redneck southerner, but he actually wanted to learn about the world. According to troll interactions, he was actually a pleasant old guy. He wasn't perfect, but Bob was the only real authoritative figure Chris ever had in his life.
Rest in piece, Internet Lumberjack ;_;7
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>>287314189
Sonichu and Sonic recover after a vigorous session of lovemaking.
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>>287308048
>they just fall in love with no buildup
>this is what CWC actually thinks happens in relationships
>notsurprised.jpg
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>>287314295
>Good thing I made like a cat to get that dust out of my eyes!
But during the Stone Age...
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>>287314298
That one girl who made the Rosechu fancomic did it better than he did.
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>>287314085
>>287314189
>>287314295
WHAT A MESS WE MADE
WHEN IT ALL WENT WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG
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>>287313976
>Mi-lady
I don't know what kind of joke to make, there's too many choices
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If someone went and edited all of CWC's comics to give Sonic blue arms would he have a breakdown?
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>>287314387
I like how the map vision adds nothing
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>>287314387
You know in Chris' mind Sonichu and Sonic meeting was the most totally awesome crossover ever.
While to everyone else it's just the rip-off meeting what he ripped off.
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>>287314387
>this week: Rosechu gets Blacked
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>>287312665
>>287312687
Thank goodness, for a second there I thought he subconciosly drew himself driving their because of his lack of fitness.
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>>287314446
Someone sent him a picture of Sonichu with yellow arms. He went "Fuck You Hell No!" and then deleted it.
Imagine if every comic was like this. Don't actually show anything happening, just number all the dialogue so we know what order to read it in.
Also note that Sonichu apparently touched fire.
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>>287314446
CWC doesn't give a shit about Sonichu enough to make new comics, so not really.
You'd have to pretend to make profit off of it to get an impact
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>>287314250
Rest in piece, Bob ''The Nigger Handler'' Chandler
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>>287308249
Breaking Bread
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>>287307805
All cola is black.
Hell, even Dr. Pepper is black.
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>>287308048
love how Chris thinks stew is made in a microwave.
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>>287313976
Just postan the accompanying music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lXmNqnaTcY
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>>287314401
>Rosechu says she was male because of the tail
>She brushes off being gay as "something only humans worry about"
Man it was pushing all the right buttons for me at first then just brushed it aside like it was nothing.
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>>287308426
I think Anthony Burch should be glad he's not Christian Weston Chandler.
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>>287314509
No Sonic, Pikachu is a rat
Also, do you think we'll get to see the stone age today?
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>>287314635
Chris has tried using his custom Pokemon cards in tournaments.
All of their effects are either ridiculously overpowered or make no sense, like a card that lets you instantly kill your opponent's Pokemon if he likes Harry Potter.
>>287314716
Considering Barb's hoarding has rendered the kitchen unusable, stew probably WAS made in the microwave. I say "was" because now the hoard won't even let you do that.
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>>287314775
Unless school's a bitch, I'll do it tomorrow, don't worry. You think after me posting it every week people wouldn't be looking forward to seeing it again.
>>287314827
Look at how far apart those bars are. Rosechu could slide through them. But she doesn't try to escape. Because she's a woman.
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>>287314827
>Chris has tried using his custom Pokemon cards in tournaments
According to Lucas and Mimms, he never did
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>>287314635
>proud supporter of autism awareness
Sonichu is autism awareness-raising in its purest form.
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>>287314827
are these cards op by the trading card game standards?
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>>287314993
>That has to be the stupidest thing I've drawn in my life!
Oh, 2005 Chris. You still have so much life ahead of you.
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>>287314758
It makes sense, animals don't give a shit about that
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>>287314993
Dude, not looking foward to reading sonichu is madness.
It's like not looking foward to read Crash Retold or TGT, although TGT is in another level entirely.
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>>287315098
It sure was nice of Robotnik to leave a medallion with his face lying around.
I like to believe that since Chris wears a Sonichu medallion because he loves Sonichu so much Robotnik wears a medallion of himself.
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>>287315098
>The stupidest thing I've ever drawn
ShecameforCWC.jpg comes to mind when I look at this.
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>>287315098
>after that you and your father can do whatever you want to him
>including mind control
Oh baby
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>>287315049
The Sonichu one is terrible, and the Christian one is too obscured to judge, though it looks somewhat powerful.
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>>287315049
They are so weak, 2 energy for fucking 10 damage then a chance flip for an extra 10 damage. fucking weeeeeak!
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>>287315220
BROTHERRRRRRRRRR!
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>>287315049
The ones her drew there are actually pretty shitty. At least, Sonichu is. I'm not sure about the chris one since it;s obscured.
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>>287308361
>>287314697
Breaking bread is a southern expression. It's a particularly common misconception on here that Chris is making an "original" mannerism or that it's a misconstrued metaphor (I.E people have said he meant to say baking bread).
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Who's worse, Chris-chan or DSP?
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>>287315301
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>>287315098
>talking shit about Eggman, The Man with a Master Plan
Fuck you Chris
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>>287315396
You can't shatter or shock this glass.
Remember that.
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>>287315352
I was under the impression 'breaking bread together' is just a term for being neighborly and hanging out together and shit
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>>287315487
For this page, the role of Dr. Ivo Robotnik will be played by Andross.
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>>287315497
It's an expression for eating together.
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>>287315589
Forgot the image because I'm a big dumbass.
For this page, the role of Dr. Ivo Robotnik will be played by Andross.
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>>287315683
Why yes, of course. It's Robotnik who lacks imagination. Yes, him. Not anybody else.
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>>287315683
>were you expecting bugs bunny maybe
nope
just the easter bunny
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>>287315782
Remember the glass you can't break?
They broke it.
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>>287315132
That's true but it's still disappointing for my gender changing fetish.
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>>287315782
Thats awfully rude of sonic to flip the bird like that
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>>287315889
Goatse.
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>>287308048
>doesn't want david cause hes to big for her
>you can have him kel
>implied bestiality with dragonite
>implied kel can take massive 3 foot dragonite penis
everytime my sides in orbit
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>>287306427
Has CWC made a comment on the anniversary?
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>>287306427
What ever happened to him? Did he cry his way out of any consequences?
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>>287315978
Metal Sonichu was knocked so hard he rolled up a mountain, was propelled into outer space, and landed on the moon!
SCIENCE!
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>>287316047
Isn't he in jail?
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>>287316047
He probably doesn't even realize it
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>>287316047
No, he hasn't. To make up for it, here's the video he made for Sonichu's 10th anniversary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UJU1qsD8Mc
>>287316071
Next hearing's in April.
>>287316079
Despite this foreshadowing, we will never see Metal Sonichu again.
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